#but they're adorable

[theeliampayne]

[dyrewrites]

Things heard from son's friend, as they play outside my office.

"Jesus fuck what was that."

"My mom, she just...coughs that way. She's fine."

"It must suck to have that cough."

"It does...but now you die!"

And then there were the sounds of heavy nerf swords smacking each other.

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I am a seal. I go bark bark whenever I cough, thus making my throat worse and the cough worse and giving myself bronchitis sometimes. It is fantastic.

[paenseo]

Her gaze hadn't left the adorable white fluffy creature in front of her since she first saw it. Was she.. the only one seeing this .. ? Was she perhaps going crazy .. ? None other seemed to be paying attention to the animal ( ? ) in front of her.

She crouched down, allowing her to inspect @snugglyporos better. The horns and wool resemble that of a sheep, but wasn't it.. too small to be one ? It could've been a lamb, but she was preeeetty sure that lambs look less round and floofy and didn't have this amount of wool yet. Maybe.. it's like a pomsky ? Simply a miniature version of a sheep ?

So many questions yet no answer was given. So she decided to risk it and with index finger extended, she simply gives it a gentle and careful poke.

[godnectar]

Hello! I found your blog and now expect seal facts everyday in your askbox, now heres one for ya:

Seals Are Related to Bears, Skunks, and Badgers

Evolutionary biologists have been arguing over seals' origins for more than a century. While relatively sure that pinnipeds evolved from land-dwelling carnivores, scientists are divided on the precise steps that occurred between terrestrial ancestors and modern marine mammals. Along with the three subclades of pinniped, the suborder Caniformia contains Ursidae (bears), Mustelidae (badgers, otters, weasels, and relatives), and Mephitidae (skunks and stink badgers). In 2007, a nearly complete skeleton of a new semi-aquatic carnivore from an early Miocene lake deposit in Nunavut, Canada, was discovered and became known as an evolutionary link between land mammals and seals.

woah- 😳 bro,, this is cute ( because- s e a l s ) and interesting at the same time 😂😭

[podargus-strigoides]

every image of a tawny frogmouth is perfection. i've never seen a single picture of a tawny that dissapoints.

[twinkchester]

"iT wAs UnReQUitEd LoVe"

Literally dean:

[withered-rose-with-thorns]

Ready for the big finish, querida?

[egophiliac]

everyone out of the way, this is the only thing I'm going to be thinking about from now on.

(okay, there is one more thing)

[mischievous-thunder]

Bonus:

[wr1tten]

@wildkissed asked : hold my hand ,  i don’t want to lose track of you.

immediate  reaction  to  the  hand  closing  around  hers  was  to  shove  it  away.    piercing  gaze  bore  into  him,    a  chuckle  ringing  through  her,      ❝ you’re  right.    better  stay  with  me  so  i  can  finish  the  battles  for  you. ❞      shoulder  bumped  his  as  she  leaned  into  him,    taking  his  hand  back  into  her  own.    gripping  tightly,    ( 𝘺𝘰𝘶  𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯’𝘵  𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵  𝘵𝘰  𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦  𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘬  𝘰𝘧  𝘩𝘪𝘮  𝘦𝘪𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 ) 

[bluebedo]

Imagine with me: Clark interviewing Bruce and they somehow get onto the topic of Batman, specifically the rumours of Bruce being in a relationship with Batman. Of course, Bruce denies it, but he's still in this 'Brucie' persona so, as always, he takes it a step further. He says that he and Batman aren't together because Batman is in love with Superman.

Meanwhile, Clark is silently freaking out in the chair across from him cos "HUH??? WHAT?????? HE IS??????" like this man is on the verge of tears, he just found out the love of his life loves him back??? Oh, he's milking this shit. Clark and Bruce get into a long conversation about how Superman and Batman are obviously head over heels for one another, probably even dating, and that somehow ends up being what Clark's article is about, much to Perry's delight and Bruce's dismay. It gets published and Batman dreads seeing Superman at the next JLA meeting.

They're awkward at first since Bats is avoiding Superman at all cost, while Supes is just trying not to explode with darn excitement and nerves. Eventually, Wonder Woman gets everyone to leave the room and basically tells Batman to pull his shit together with her eyes.

Superman pulls out the article, Batman evades all his questions. He calls Bruce Wayne an airhead, Superman says that Bruce Wayne is actually a lot smarter than he's given credit for, Superman says maybe Clark Kent is actually lying (he is a reporter so therefore untrustworthy, right?), but Batman comes to his defence cos "Kent is one of the most reputable reporters in Metropolis, nay the country."

Then Superman starts to think Batman might not love him, but love Clark, who is him and uuugh it's all so confusing. Meanwhile, Bruce is thinking that Superman might have a crush on Bruce Wayne, which causes thoughts of both 'oh no, not another one' and 'FINALLY A GOOD ONE'.

[bashzzey]

[Act 6 spoiler]

I just finished game yesterday and I loved the Isa and Siff's confession 💖

[kerryweaverlesbian]

Dean drunkenly bragging about being best best best friends with Cas to someone at a bar and he's like "here look I'll call him, I'll talk to him" and proceeds to call him with no answer 50 times in a row and the other person keeps trying to gently be like "maybe he's busy?" "are you sure you're actually friends? Does he know that you're friends?" "Maybe you should stop trying" And Dean is like "no no no we are we are best friends he's gonna pick up" like this is a totally normal thing that happens between all friends

[shadebloopnik]

Lucifer saluting Sir Pentious is everything to me.

Hats off to you Sir, you made it, in Heaven.

[omokel]

their friendship means the world to me btw . if you even care

[magnusbae]

listen now :')