#but they are to me

[bunnakit]

watched pit babe from bed bc I wanted to watch it asap to see my boys Alan and Jeff only to be served less than crumbs

yesss bitch give me nothing

[ragamuffingunnar]

Found someone's phone on the shelf and their lock screen I'm 🥺

[fishfesh]

Real picture of me and the bad bitch i pulled by being autistic this can go for either of them btw

[tekatonic]

i'm feeling so normal about releasing these

so normal

[merge-conflict]

actually no, I think people should actually know that this is what I think of whenever the game mentions the Blackwall and keeping AIs sealed behind it:

The Security Flag in the IPv4 Header

(you can read this joke RFC in its full original format here: https://www.ietf.org/rfc/rfc3514.txt)

Abstract

Firewalls, packet filters, intrusion detection systems, and the like often have difficulty distinguishing between packets that have malicious intent and those that are merely unusual. We define a security flag in the IPv4 header as a means of distinguishing the two cases.

1. Introduction

Firewalls [CBR03], packet filters, intrusion detection systems, and the like often have difficulty distinguishing between packets that have malicious intent and those that are merely unusual. The problem is that making such determinations is hard. To solve this problem, we define a security flag, known as the "evil" bit, in the IPv4 [RFC791] header. Benign packets have this bit set to 0; those that are used for an attack will have the bit set to 1.

1.1. Terminology

The keywords MUST, MUST NOT, REQUIRED, SHALL, SHALL NOT, SHOULD, SHOULD NOT, RECOMMENDED, MAY, and OPTIONAL, when they appear in this document, are to be interpreted as described in [RFC2119].

2. Syntax

The high-order bit of the IP fragment offset field is the only unused bit in the IP header. Accordingly, the selection of the bit position is not left to IANA.

The bit field is laid out as follows:

0

+-+

|E|

+-+

Currently-assigned values are defined as follows:

0x0 If the bit is set to 0, the packet has no evil intent. Hosts, network elements, etc., SHOULD assume that the packet is harmless, and SHOULD NOT take any defensive measures. (We note that this part of the spec is already implemented by many common desktop operating systems.)

0x1 If the bit is set to 1, the packet has evil intent. Secure systems SHOULD try to defend themselves against such packets. Insecure systems MAY chose to crash, be penetrated, etc.

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Now, presumably the implementation of this RFC on all network traffic makes the Blackwall very easy to operate! All "bad" (AI) traffic is set with an evil bit, and all "good" (non-AI) traffic has the evil bit unset. This has the added benefit of protecting everyone against any network attacks, as there is absolutely no way anyone would ever make their evil attacks look like normal network traffic because that would be ILLEGAL!

[toss-a-coin-to-your-stan-account]

staff: our april fools joke this year is a silly feature that doesn't really do anything but give you a button to boop other users! they have to opt-in first though :)

me:

[blueboxbeagle]

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[ugartecoco]

the transition im crying

[callmebliss]

Y’ever read something and have understanding that has eluded you interminably suddenly stop, curl up, and snuggle neatly into a fold in your brain because a new way opened to it?

[faeriekit]

"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick

[valtsv]

it really is insane how waking up early will grant you access to some of the most beautiful sights and sensations in the world that will make you want to live forever, but only if you overcome the gauntlet of a thousand razors that is getting out of bed early. truly one of life's little saw traps.

[knifefightscene]

[ilona-mushroom]

Not socialist in a “I won’t have to work” type of way but socialist in a “I’ll still be working but I won’t be worried I won’t make the rent” type of way. In a “billions won’t be hoarded by one person” type of way. In a “janitors, fast-food workers, child care workers, preschool teachers, hotel clerks, personal care and home health aides, and grocery store cashiers, will live comfortably” type of way. In a “the sick and elderly will be cared for” type of way. In a “no child should work” type of way.

[so-many-ocs]

[on the verge of having a complete breakdown] i need to make some kind of list or perhaps sort things into categories