#but they are predators

[bearotonin-international]

Why are all the bears you post very poor little meow meows when they are deadly beasts (affectionate) in real life 🥺🥺 ur going to be the death of me (if i ever live in a place with bears 🐻)

Not true. Bearotonin International aims to provide responsible bear programming. Which means occasional reminders that bears are lethal beasts that can maul and eat you and permanently unsubscribe your life from existence if so tempted.

So, in an attempt to remind all of you NOT to be tempted to pet bears, here is a dose of responsible bear programming

[emerald-dragonflame]

I had a vision

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[tma-themed-brain]

What accent coach is working magic behind the scenes of iwtv. A british man plays an american man with a thick new orleans accent that slowly fades to a standard american accent. Another british man plays an indian man with a french accent that morphs into a british accent. An australian man plays a french man with the strongest most unintelligible french accent youve ever heard

[junkfoodcinemas]

ALIEN Franchise (1979-2024)

[pathologictwo]

y’all remember we’re talking ab allegations of pedophilia and human trafficking and domestic violence right. real-life abuse. this isn’t fucking hannibal or Genshin or some shit even as a joke these posts are fucking weird

[canisalbus]

Machete would be the saddest wettest worm on a string

Pictured here in his natural habitat.

[otiksimr]

Ditto.

[marlynnofmany]

Small joys on Tumblr:

When your notes make a perfect cat

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

biblically accurate ethan winters

[quarterlifekitty]

Thinking about the difference between being called bunny and rabbit by price

Bunny is a soft, helpless domestic little thing. Bred for his amusement (in more ways than one). Gets laid belly up, vulnerable and unaware, for Price to enjoy. Gets hand fed and carefully groomed. Bunny jumps in his lap the minute he sits down when he gets home.

Rabbit is a wide eyed, shaking prey animal that can recognize him for the predator that he is. Can see the glint of his sharp teeth. Gets chased down. Takes food in quick bursts, avoiding grabbing hands. Kicks their legs when finally caught. Needs to be held down firm with their face to the dirt, ass up, pussy presented while they get filled with his kits, teeth buried in their neck.

Edit: a little more

[sweetgirl-069]

pls pls let me climb in your lap and kiss you all over your neck <3

[great-and-small]

(Source)

[pangur-and-grim]

Chiefcake’s happy binkies are of great interest to the kitten

[junkfoodcinemas]

ALIEN Franchise (1979-2024) + Protagonist