#but there’s the question of the quart bag…

[scholarhect]

was at the department store (where i belong. perfume department only toxic to miserable people i walk out of there smelling so fucking good) and i let a woman by the armani counter spray something on me & she was like “it’s got bergamot, cardamom, sandalwood..” did NOT tell me what it was called, so i walked away & moved on with my life but it smelled SO fucking good. but i left, but it really did smell so good and i had no idea what it was called and i didn’t know who the brand was either and i was quickly forgetting the notes so all i knew about it was it was a bergamot perfume. you can’t google that. so i went BACK hours later before i went home and i walked up to the counter & i asked the guy what the perfume somebody sprayed on me that had bergamot was & he sprayed it on me again and i like… kind of walked away. but that’s silly plus i didn’t even fully catch what it was called so i walked back to ask what it was called & then asked if they had purse sizes and he said the smallest they had was 50ml. so i asked how much it was and he said £115. and i walked away. and i wandered the store a bit trying to decide. but like. i wasn’t about to impulse drop £115 on 50ml. sad. i still want it though i’ll probably buy it another time

[dean-winchester-is-a-warrior]

Preparing for Battle

Summary: It's that time of the month, but Jensen's ready to battle with you.

Pairings: Jensen Ackles x Reader (You)

Warnings: None. Fluff. Jensen comfort. Implied smut.

Word Count: 616

A/N: So, I got this sort of request from a dear, sweet anon who I always love to see in my inbox. But she's ailing a bit because being a woman sucks sometimes. So, I wrote something that I hope will comfort and cheer her. ❤️ I wrote it pretty quick so it could get out to her, so sorry for all the likely mistakes.

A/N 2: Also, of course, as always this is a Jensen from within the multiverse who is single. This is a complete and utter work of fiction.

“Hey.” Jensen’s voice was soft and questioning as he came into your bedroom to see you sitting up in bed and crying.

He sat on the side of the bed, facing you, and noticed you were looking at your phone. He used his knuckle to brush a tear from your cheek. 

“Baby what’s wrong?”

He tried to see what was on your phone, so you showed it to him and he pressed play on the video you’d been watching. After viewing it for a minute he shook his head and looked at you. 

“Period started?” He asked. 

You nodded. “This morning.” You said with a sniffle. 

Jensen shut off your phone and hid it under your pillow. “Sweetheart, you know better than to watch ‘soldiers coming home to their dogs’ videos when you’re on your period. They make you cry at the best of times.”

You brushed your tears away. “It’s just proof, you know, of how pure their little puppy souls are.” The tears started again in earnest and Jensen reached over to grab you a tissue.

As you blew your nose, he kissed your forehead. “Okay, well I’m off work for the next few days, so be prepared for pampering.”

You shook your head. “Jensen, you don’t have to do that. You’re home to relax after working for two weeks straight, I don’t want you to-”

He cut you off and jumped up from the bed. “Nope, too late.I’ll be back in under twenty minutes.”

And like a flash he was gone, leaving you slightly flummoxed. 

True to his word he was back fifteen minutes later, hauling four overloaded bags into the bedroom. His smile was broad and happy. He began plucking things out of the bags and tossing them onto the bed.

“Okay, I got…chocolate. Lots and lots of chocolate.”

Every brand of chocolate bar, some with nuts, some with caramel, some with nougat, landed unceremoniously on top of the blanket.

He continued, pulling out a heating pad. He lifted it up. “A new one of these bad boys because the ancient one you inherited from your mom is bound to burn the house down one of these days.” He dropped it and dug into the next bag.

“Chips! Etcetera.” He said, pulling out a ridiculous amount of salty snacks, including pretzels and popcorn. He brought out a six pack of ginger ale. “For the nausea. Ooh!” 

He raised his finger and then dug in another bag, taking out two boxes of Midol. “But also this, for all the other shit that comes along with mean Aunt Flo.”

You giggled. “Aunt Flo?” 

He grinned and shrugged. “That’s what the women in my family called it.”

He finished emptying the bags, adding gummy bears and worms, chamomile tea, trashy magazines and 2 quarts of ice cream to the pile surrounding you. 

Then from the inside pocket of his jacket he pulled out a little paper bag, and inside were two small bottles of massage oil. He held them up and gave them a little shake. 

“Also, apparently massage is supposed to be very helpful.”

He brought them over and set them on the table beside the bed. He slipped out of his jacket, tossing it over the chair in the corner, and you sighed, admiring the way his black t-shirt clung to his broad shoulders, and pulled tight across his biceps.

Sitting down on the side of the bed again, he leaned forward and kissed you slowly. You let out a small whimper and Jensen moaned lightly and pulled back, letting his forehead rest against yours and speaking roughly.

“Apparently orgasms also work really well on cramps.” 

You laughed breathlessly. “Well, put away the ice cream and let's find out.”

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[wandixx]

Ghost of fries and Hero of cookies

All work words count: 14 593

Words in this part: 2 224

Summary of whole work: Duke wasn't expecting to wake up from his quick rooftop nap to some meta kid with fries. He also wasn't expecting kid to stay Or Danny asked Dani to stay safe while she was in Gotham. Where would she be safer than under the wing of local hero? And he looked like he needed bad day combo anyway

This part summary: First meeting and training discussions Beta read by @audhumla-sailor though English is second language for both of us, so proceed with this in mind. I also know all of the charaters through fics alone, so probably ooc. Stay catious if it's something you don't like

Duke was running out of fumes to run on. Last few days would be exhausting if it was just vigilante or just civilian stuff but no, he had to have it both. Because of Arkham break out he had been called in three nights in a row, not for a whole patrol but he couldn't exactly sleep it of during the day like others did, especially not in a week when every teacher decided they need to have test or quiz or what not. Naps meant he wasn't as sleep deprived as he could be but he needed far more. But he couldn't because crime in Gotham never sleeps so he had normal patrol to finish and there were about two ours left.

Would something bad happen if he just stopped for a moment and laid on a roof? Ten up to fifteen minutes. It was a slow day too...

Yeah, no, he deserved a moment to rest and if something disastrous was to happen in the meantime he would shame other Bats for not giving him enough time to sleep.

It certainly said something that he found gravel covering this roof to be quite comfortable. He set a timer for ten minutes and let himself close his eyes.

When loud screech of timer jolted him awake, he was suddenly fully aware that he wasn't alone anymore. He sat up a little too quickly.

"Oh, you're awake," white haired girl around Damian's age chimed, sitting cross legged just few feets away from him. She wore something that could only be described as an unholy mix of lab safety hazmat and skintight workout jumpsuit, white and black. When had Gotham gotten a new vigilante? "Good, I just returned from snack hunt," she added, gesturing at a big textile bag lying next to her. Duke didn't have enough brainpower to do anything more than ask.

"What?"

Girl shrugged, take out from BatBurger in her hand.

"You look like you have a bad day if not few days, so I've got you my cousin's bad day combo or at least closest thing I could. BatBurger burger isn't as good as NastyBurger but you certainly have better fries," as she spoke, second take out bag, 1 quart bottle of energy drink, juice bottle of same size and pack of convenience store brownies joined greasy paper bag sealed with a sticker.

"Is your cousin a speedster?" Excuse Duke, it was a totally valid question, he saw with his bare eyes both Wally West and Bart Allen when they visited Manor. Noone else would be able to stomach the amount of food they inhaled during their stays.

"Nah, we're not that fast or that hungry. Though I think I may get closer to speed of sound," So, clearly a meta if white hair and weir aura that let his eyes rest weren't enough indication "My cousin when he has bad few days he often forgets to eat so this combo has to help with there too. But I'll steal your fries of course."

Duke was not going to look gift horse in teeth, so he grabbed one bag and tore it open. There was classic combo with bigger fries and NightWings inside.

"Thank you..." he trailed off, hoping that girl would take a clue and introduce herself but she didn't. She just drowned her fries in ketchup and started munching. She had her own juice.

"My cousin always said that each part of this combo has different purpose," she explained instead, slightly muffled because of fries in her mouth, "This" she gestured towards fast food meal "is to sooth your stomach. This "she tapped energy drink "is to sooth your brain and kick it back online. This "she raised bottle of juice, "is to sooth your taste buds because energy drinks are war crime against them and this "she nudged brownies "is to sooth your heart because Ancients damn it, this day is awful and you deserve it. At least that's what he told me when I had day bad enough to deserve that," she shrugged, licking ketchup of her finger. Suddenly she froze "You aren't allergic, are you?

"No, I'm not," he confessed bewildered.

"Good"

For a long moment they sat in silence, devouring food the little girl brought. Duke distantly wondered if this was how night shift spent their snack breaks. It felt nice.

He was finishing his part of brownies when girl spoke up again.

"Do you feel better now?"

"Yeah" he was a little surprised to realize that it was true. He'll have to note down what she put in this 'bad day combo'. "Thank you"

"Don't mention it," she shrugged with general gesture of dismissal, "You're one of my cousin's favorite heroes because you're vaguely his age and handle Gotham alone during the day and I quote, "she did honest to God air quotes at that" 'As only hero in Amity-' which is a lie by the way, Val is doing great and even if he suddenly got problem with how she feels about his alter ego, he still has Sam and Tuck even if they're usually more of moral support. And I helped when I visited, so no, he isn't only one. Anyway as he said 'As only hero in Amity, my heart goes out for anyone who deals with this type of bullshit so Dani if you absolutely have to prank heroes, leave them out of it, especially Signal, he can't be older than Jazz, he doesn't need any more mess to handle.' All aliens and lanterns are also off limits because he is a space nerd. But you aren't space related so I'm like 80% percent sure he has celebrity crush on you," she slurped more juice, unbothered.

Duke was thankful he wasn't swallowing anything because for sure she would choke. He took split second to consider addressing... this whole situation and choose not to. He was not ready to be anyone's celebrity crush.

"Your name is Danny?" he asked instead.

"Dani" she corrected" with an I"

"Ok. It's nice to meet you Dani-with-an-I," She giggled, nodding her head slightly.

"It's nice to meet you too Signal"

Duke stood up, stretching a little. Dani joined him after hastily putting all the trash in her bag. She was a little higher than expected.

"I have to get back to my patrol"

"Cool," she drifted back a bit, making him realize that she was floating a few inches above the ground. She fixed her bag on her arm.

"Hey, can I hang out a little bit more? My cousin will go green out of jealousy when I tell him," she added with a mischievous smirk but Duke could tell there was more to it. He took a moment to consider it, which apparently made girl nervous "I can be invisible the whole time, like before," she offered, disappearing in the meantime. He could still tell where she was, because of her heat signature and other waves she excluded but for regular people she would be no different than surrounding air.

"Yeah, you can hang around and you don't have to be invisible. Just don't get in my way when I have to actually do some fighting."

She popped back to visible spectrum and pouted like Damian whenever he got benched.

"I can fight, y'know? I stopped mugging on a snack run."

It was ten god damn minutes, how could she get so much food and stop mugging in such a short time?!

Oh, right, superspeed. Still, impressive.

"I haven't seen it-" he started, channeling all Dick-trying-to-wrangle-Damian-into-socially-acceptable-activity energy he could muster "-so I don't know how you fight or even what powers do you have. If we tried to fight together we would trip over each other" It was a bare faced lie, Bat training made sure of that but he knew for fact that if he said anything else, the girl would be mad and probably did her own thing.

Was that what Bruce thought about all of them?

Oh no.

Dani still looked displeased but after a moment of consideration she nodded with a defeated sigh.

Suddenly she straightened like she got struck by lightning and whipped around.

"Wha-"

She just shushed, raising finger to her mouth. Duke did indeed quietened.

"I have enhanced hearing," she whispered "There is a mugging somewhere this way."

"Let's go then," he shot his grapple, waving his other hand at Dani to come with him before he jumped off the roof. He heard the girl giggle as she flew right after him.

"After this you'll show me the coolest gargoyles, okay? Sam asked for photos"

"Okay"

It seemed that the end of this patrol wouldn't be as bad as the start was. Hopefully.

And afterwards he was going to lock himself in his room until sky falls down or he was well rested.

Yeah, that was a good plan.

********

"Hey kid," Signal started, dropping from fire escape to cuff weirdo in clown mask who Dani just fought. He did it deliberately slowly to show her how to do it like he always did. She choose to not be to annoyed at being called kid again and noted to herself to come up with good codename later. All her previous ideas apparently weren't cutting it and she couldn't keep going by Dani because reasons.

"Yes?"

"Who gave you a combat training?" he asked getting up from a crouch and gesturing towards roof. So it's going to be longer talk, okay.

"My cousin," well, Flashes in Central taught her some stuff but it was more rescue and reassure type of deal not punch and kick, Sam tried to get her through basics of psychological warfare in activism, Tucker sweared he would teach her some programming and hacking but never got around to it, Jazz did some emotional training and Val offered to teach her Red Huntress skills when she got back, but yeah, all in all, Danny was the one to show her how to punch people. Even though it was more of 'shit we have to fight, observe maybe, idk' most of the time. She picked some tricks from Vlad too now that she thought about it, not that she planned to give him any credit for it, like, ever. "Why?"

"I have a bone to pick with him," vigilante announced, melting with the shadows. Dani sped as much as she could to beat him to the roof. She was competitive spirit like that.

Unfortunately he was first. She made another note to herself (she was so going to forget them in next five to ten minutes) to train her speed a bit more. She got tips from the guy with the title of The Fastest Man Alive for crying out loud, she shouldn't loose with the person who technically doesn't even have superspeed!

Signal sat cross legged on the gravel and tossed her a healthy granola bar. He kept doing it for some reason.

"I'm sorry to break it to you, but almost everything in your fighting technique is horrible. Your cousin did shitty job as a teacher" he started in warm slightly teasing tone. Dani felt attacked anyway.

"It's not like he has any sort of training either," she started, trying to sound nonchalant, rolling her eyes. "Cut him some slack," She bit a snack in attempt to cover her furry. It had chocolate and raspberries, was quite tasty and she was kinda hungry anyway. She wasn't sure she wanted to know how Signal knew it though "Everything he learned is from the trial and error by crashing through a few walls. Quite hard to care about 'technique'. I at least got his mistakes to learn from so don't you dare to speak about him like that!" alright, she lost it, she can admit it. But, Signal might be cool and Danny may or may not like him (she hoped he didn't, Val was much better option) but Gotham's hero had no right to say anything bad about her template. He didn't know anything. He didn't understand.

Signal looked like he was going to say something so she put her ghostly vocal cords to use and growled.

Don't-harm-family/will-fight/ protect-mine/don't-you-dare

She didn't stop to consider how unlikely it was for him to understand her. She crossed her hands on her chest, glaring.

Turned out, growl was enough of the warning. He carefully picked his next words.

"Sorry, it's not the way I should've phrase it," he started, his mouth doing the thing it did when people were embarrassed with themselves but in an uncomfortable, a bit angry way. He understood his mistake, good. She calmed her glare a bit. "I wasn't aware of you circumstances. If you want, I can show you some tricks, Batman is very throughout with his training"

"No, thank you, I'm good" she was still mad. So mad. And she was not pouting.

"Of course you're good but you can be better, more efficient."

"No." Whatever Signal would propose to her, she wouldn't agree. He said mean things about Danny not even a minute before. She couldn't let him have it on a principle!

"I'll give you a cookie after every training," he pleaded "The homemade, tasty one"

Well, that changed things. A lot of things.

"Yes please!"

He apologized anyway.

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Second part

I know democratic winner in poll for now is "publish all at once" and believe me, I respect democracy, especially now that I finally have rights to do things, but Tumblr wouldn't let me. Too long or something. So, it'll be in parts, sorry guys. I'll try to post all of the parts this weekend though (or one each day, I'll see).

Yes, I didn't have a name for this fic until five minutes ago, how did you know? It's quite alright though, I think. If you have better idea I may reconsider

[freetheshit-outofyou]

Last night in a reenactors blog a guy posted that he's finally got a 1963 dated canteen and canteen cup but needed a 1963 cover. So I checked my Bag-O-Canteens for him. The centerpiece of my canteens is my 1979 Jim Beam WWII canteen decanter. It sits on my desk and looks cool.

I had one 2 older canteens. The GP & F Co (1943) one was in the Callaway Mills (1945) canteen cover. The Vollrath (1944) canteen has no cover.

All the others are just current standard issue 1- and 2-quart canteens.

The last item(s) is my trusty old LVB (Load Bearing Vest) This was an experimental issue when I was in Panama. Our unit was selected as the tropical test bed unit. We all go tissued these vests and wore them for a few months. The DoD team came back down and we did about 10 questioners on the vest. We all got to keep them when the test bed was done. If I remember right the inside tag reflects it's experimental status. The Vests did replace the LBE (Load Bearing Equipment) for a little while but when MOLLE came out in conjunction with the Riflemen's issue gear the LBV's fell to the wayside. Now with everything attaching to your body armor there is almost no need for the LBV. The exception to that is the 40mm grenade vest. I have one of those someplace as well.

The two canteens on my LBV are the ones I was issued at my first duty station (Fort Bragg). Because they had us put tape on the Pro-mask drinking port CIF would not take the caps back so I just bought new canteens and turned those in. I started running two canteen cups in the Gulf War so I could cook in one drink in the other. I added the canteen cup stove then also. Although the one in the photos is a replacement, my first one got to hot and warped.

[breezybangtanbebe]

The Unseen: Hyungwon & Hyunwoo (Killas teaser)

A/N: Soooooo...Killas is taking some time to come together lol i have like fiddyleven ongoing projects (fanfics and originals) so yea. Its a labor of love. But I wanted to share a little something thats more than likely a deleted scene from the book that has potential to become its own thing🌚 meaning theres more than one part and this is just the first one🌚 anywho.

Tags: Contracted killer HyungwonxSexy, Two-timingOC( featuring Hyunwoo) all with similar occupations. John Wick vibes with flashbacks of steamy smut, raw sex, oral sex, high tension and some flirty banter❤️

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"Good Evening Sir...Welcome to The Continental."

Emerson's posh and cheery disposition was never something Hyungwon would tire of. He couldn't say as much for the setting he'd stepped into since arriving.

Droplets of the sky cascade over the smooth leather of his coat as he walked with the grace of a Vogue model, his expression sharp and focused as he closed the distance between the entrance and the concierge desk.

"Emerson. Always a pleasure.." he greets the older gentleman informally as he crossed the glazed marble flooring, shaking the rain from his dripping hair. Its not a matter to the old confidante though, merely responding to the younger with a polite smile.

"Mr. Chae...its been years it seams. Are you well these days?" He asks and Hyungwon smirks. Mainly at the irony of the question.

When was he ever well?

"Oh you know. Same old. Id like a room please.."

"Very good sir. And how long will you be staying with us?" He goes on to ask and Hyungwon shakes his head as he shrugged the strap of his bag from his shoulder.

"Just for tonight. Im only passing through."

"Oh? You wont be attending the Academy reunion later on this evening then?" Emerson lifts his brows expectedly, never taking his eyes off the computer and Hyungwon chuckles at the idea.

The annual Brighton Academy reunion was something he always avoided, deeming it would be an evening he'd much rather spend fighting tooth and nail with some thug standing between him and access to some place he didn't belong, or staking out across the street from a residence for days , living off of stale water and protein bars to gather intel on a target.

Hell he felt he got enough of a reunion when he was assembled with 5 of his former classmates to handle the devil's busywork for a fee time and time again outside of his solo endeavors. That was just about as much reuniting he could tolerate.

No. A night of smoozing amongst people he'd forgotten shortly after the graduation ceremony was the last thing on his mind.

Besides, he had plans of his own tonight.

"I think I'll pass. Group activities are only my thing when a check is involved. Otherwise i prefer to avoid any social engagement if at all possible." He huffs as he lifted his bag to be checked routinely. Emerson's lips curl up in amusement as he turned the duffle to unzip it for a quick thumb through.

"Understood, sir. I assume youre well aware of hotel policy.." he begins and Hyungwon nods as he is already unholstering every firearm and blade he had on his person. The concierge waits calmly while an arsenal of weapons pile on the marble countertop one by one.

The two Glock 26's on either hip.

The smaller Ruger slotted behind his back.

The array of daggers and switch blades he had hidden only God knows where underneath that inconspicuous trench.

Silence falls over the grand foyer as Emerson waits patiently for Hyungwon to finish surrendering his weapons before gathering them delicately to be stowed in a designated locker.

He resumes his place in front of a computer and begins typing. As Emerson set out on getting him sorted in an available suite, Hyungwon takes a moment to observe the grand interior and occupancy of the infamous Continental.

Suited men in expensive dress shoes stepped briskly over the shining quarts floors, some of them chatting amongst each other as they either entered the hotel or exit into the rain. Others were accompanied by women adorned in rare furs and dripping in diamonds, their expressions as empty and inviting as the gothic ceilings several meters above their heads.

In the distance, a band was assembling on the club's stage, tuning instruments and preparing for another evening of entertaining while an array of round tables were set with crisp white table cloths and gold plaited cutlery.

To anyone else, the high end hotel appeared as just that. A place only the elite could afford to enter on rooms running nearly £800 a night at the cheapest rate.

No one would think to suspect it serving as a neutral space of communion amongst the world's most notorious spies and killers for hire. 

With a few more taps and a swift reach for something out of Hyungwon's sight, Emerson clears his throat to summon the young man's attention.

"Much obliged Mr.Chae. Here is your key card and your valet ticket sir. Do enjoy your stay." He bows his head slightly as he offered the aforementioned items as well as his bag to Hyungwon, who takes them gladly with a returned bow.

"Thank you."

Amber sways and ripples with the spin of his glass. The malt's deep and slightly effervescent scent dancing on the air as it did on Hyungwon's tongue with every savoring sip.

He adjusts his lean in the chair, running his tongue along his bottom row of teeth as he glances at his watch.

She was late.

Or perhaps he was just impatient.

Meeting with her tonight had been the only thing on his mind since he opened his eyes that morning and every second he wasn't in her presence, his mind swam.

The local bar he'd selected was tucked away in a part of the city they once shared. Memories of seeing her here several times cloud his vision and the haze of reminiscing colors the scene in warm sepia and scents it with cognac.

Her favorite.

Some time ago...

"Favorite color?"

The conviction in Hyungwon's voice made it known that his question wasnt thoughtless, despite it being so cliche it was laughable.

"My favorite color? Seriously?" she giggles as the tip of her finger coasted the rim of her cocktail and Hyungwon's challenging gaze never wavers from hers.

Well, they do drop from her eyes to catch the way her tongue glosses her lips before returning with a lifted brow.

"Of course." he assures her cooly. His date just stares back at him for a moment, reading the depth of the galaxy in his eyes.

"Of all the things you could ask me though? Arent we too old for that?" she tilts her head.

"Too old for a favorite color?" Hyungwon pouts softly and she shakes her head.

"Too old for something like that to matter..." she mused. Now Hyungwon was intrigued.

"Is it a secret?"

Secrets.

The irony isnt lost on her at all considering what they were to eachother versus what they were to the world.

"Of course not...but you know me..better and more than most can say. Why does knowing my favorite color matter?" She challenges, earning a one shouldered shrug from the man sitting across from her.

"Just does. So just tell me." Hyungwon tosses back with just as much defiance.

She smiles...

"Guess."

The word barely provokes her lips to move but Hyungwon's gaze fall to them anyway, mimicking her coy smile in a way only he could.

He narrows his eyes and tucks his lips before leaning back in his seat, tugging casually at the collar of his shirt as he examines her with scrutiny for a moment. It's long enough to make a nervous lump form in her throat that she conceals with another sip from her drink.

Between the sheets.

White rum, Hennessy, and triple sec. Spritzed and zested with lemon.

The perfect balance of sweet and sour.

Sophisticated and audacious.

Sexy.

Watching her plush and rose tinted lips kiss the rim of her glass made Hyungwon wonder if she tasted just as sweet on his tongue as her beverage of choice.

Hyungwon glances down at her neck, following the line of the single thin gold chain carresing the dip of her collar bones, falling into curve of her cleavage to the plunging neckline of her dark plum blouse.

Peaks of lace frames her cleavage, her skin almost shimmering like satin under the low lighting, casting a shadow between her breasts that Hyungwon yearned to dive into.

He sensed a warmth there, lower beneath the expensive threads and the bend of her hips, a place he knew he'd soon be.

A place he knew she wanted him to be just as much.

Without a word, a look of revelation flashes in his eyes as he looked back up to her expectant face.

"Red." he says after subjecting her to his intangible torture for long enough, lifting his highball to his lips with a cocky glint in his eyes.

She stills, blinking slowly and Hyungwon knew immediately that he had her.

"Interesting guess..." she muses nonchalantly.

Her eyes shift over Hyungwon's relaxed lean in his seat, pausing to watch his Adam's apple lift as he tilted his head.

"Im right arent I?" He smiles sexily and its so disarming that the woman across from him forgets to breathe.

She huffs out a half felt chuckle to cover her body's reaction to Hyungwon's effortless charm.

"I'll tell you after you tell me why you chose that color. And please don't say it's because I complemented your shirt.." She decides to say, leaning in to rest her forearms on the table, her pointed stiletto nails tapping her skin rhythmically.

It wouldn't be gentleman-like for him to admit, but he wanted nothing more than to feel those claws digging lines over his back before the night was up.

Good thing he never claimed to be one in the first place.

"Of course not. Its your aura. My shirt's merely a coincidence."

"My aura..." she smirks and Hyungwon simply nods.

"Mmhm...You exude confidence from everything you do, from the way you enter a room...down to the way you order your drink." He responds casually as he reached for his own, gesturing his glass towards her in silent cheers before taking a quick sip.

She remains invested as he swallowed and Hyungwon sets the glass back down.

"I can tell youre a woman who always knows what she wants and exactly how to obtain it. I can tell you like control, which is why you always prefer to sit at the back of the bar, putting everything in your vantage point. Youre alert and very self aware. Youre assertve. Fearless. Bold. Partiality to extremes, passion and danger..."

"Danger? You think Im dangerous?" She speaks for the first time in minutes,lifting her brow with deep interest. Hyungwon nods slowly.

"Most women are..." he shrugs that shoulder again and its a gesture that reminds her eye to marvel in the broadness of them. Especially in that tailored Paul Smith dress shirt.

Why hadnt she noticed them before?

"Go on." She tips her chin after resuming her attention to his face, the real reason she hadnt noticed the rest of him.

Hyungwon smiles.

"Well....apart from what I picked up on via first impressions, the bezel of your watch is red. Matching the ruby stone on your ring. Which I assume is your birthstone meaning you were born in July. A warm month. Warmth. Red...you get my gist."

With another shrug of indifference, Hyungwon takes another sip from his whiskey. This time he savors the burn as it warmed his tongue. He awaits her response as he enjoys his drink but only soft sound of Sade crooning in the background fills the silence settling between them.

If you were mine....

Her expression idles between bewildered and impressed but only for a moment. It then resumes its usual demureness, a skill achieved when existing in world donning many faces.

As she reached for her glass, her smirk betrayed her as Hyungwon knew it would.

He had her.

"Hmm.." is all she says, picking it up.

Hyungwon's satisfied chuckle warmed his glass as he joined her in a shared sip.

Their eyes never leaving each other as they swallowed.

Present day...

Rain sizzled over the concrete, the summer nights steam hazing the night view through the windows. Its thick humid scent mixes with the essence of cognac and leather in the pub.

It was one of the few places in Hyungwon could go to unwind after countless hours of wearing his mask.

His day job was taxing.

But as lately, his nights were even worse.

As if he were attuned to her, Hyungwon's eyes shift from the bottom of his glass to the chiming front door as it opened slowly.

And there she was.

Legs that led to heaven and hips that sent men straight to hell, Lilith entered the bar with her black cashmere coat over her shoulders and her umbrella in hand.

She shakes it before closing it to stow in a designated basin near the door.

Her curves are accentuated by her blood red dress that leaves little to the imagination.

Hyungwon's eyes follows the shine of her smooth legs down to her heels, fond memories of those ankles over his shoulders flash over his disctracted gaze.

He shifts in his seat as he dispelled the thought, clearing his throat and glancing up just as Lilith lifts her head.

Her mane of mahogany spirals toss back from her face, the flecks of honey in her coal lined eyes pinning Hyungwon from the entrance.

Her lips perk up at one corner in a fond smile, but Hyungwon keeps his expression neutral despite his heart thudding pathetically in his chest, lifting his glass to his lips for an encouraging swig.

"Hey baby.." she purrs as if she she meant it and Hyungwon has to stifle his chuckle of disdain before rising from his seat.

"Hey.." he says lowly, his height almost doubling as he towers over her by several inches. She smiles as if nothing were amiss as she approached him for a breif embrace that he doesn't reject.

He couldn't resist a chance to touch her, even if his feelings had taken a complicated turn.

Her body just felt too good against his.

Out of habit, Hyungwon's hands snaked around her waist and her perfume encompassed him in an amalgam of emotions.

They flood him as he recalls smelling her in places she'd been the most.

Places he'd felt her the most.

His car.

His sheets.

His clothes.

Under his skin, as if it were possible..

Lilith had a way of layering her body oils and butters beneath a particular perfume that created a signature scent.

One he'd recognize anywhere.

Per their normal greeting, Lilith tips her head back in preparation to peck Hyungwon's lips as they always did.

Instead, he pressed his plushy pout to her temple and lingers there for a moment before pulling back.

The large hands at her waist were now pushing her coat back from her shoulders and Lilith assists by shrugging it free from her body. Hyungwon takes it to drape it over the back of the chair nearest to her.

He then pulls it out for her.

"Sit.." he states softly, saying nothing more and his expression gives nothing away as he waits for her to comply. A frown pulls at Lilith's ruby lips at Hyungwon's icyness but she doesnt hesitate to ease down into the proffered chair beside her.

Hyungwon then calmly steps back to his side of the table and joins her to sit, picking up his glass to swirl its contents casually.

Lilith's brow pinches at the tension rolling off of Hyungwon's shoulders, scooting into her chair comfortably before resting her forarms on the table.

"So..I hear your alma mater is in town tonight for some sort of reunion. I'm surprised you hadn't made plans to meet up with the boys tonight.."

"Im just gonna cut straight to it.."Hyungwon interupts her, the blanching of her expression damn near comical at his curtness.

"Um......ok..."she stammers, leaning away from the table slightly.

Hyungwon's eyes darken as they drop to the watch adorning her thin wrist. Similar to the one she'd worn the night they met but different. More expensive.

New.

The red bezel winks back at him ironically before he regards her soft expectant features.

"I know everything." He adds ominously with a hardened expression and cold tone. The warmth in Lillith's face drains a shade but she doesnt show any traces of guilt as her brows creased deeper in confusion.

"You know..what ,exactly?" She asks.

What did he know?

More than he wished.

Less than he hoped.

Hyungwon knew the woman he was dangerously in love with was a stone-faced liar.

Among other things.

"You really wanna play dumb with me?" he goes on to ask and the hostility in his voice has his lover's lips curling up into an unexpected smile.

"Wonnie.." she begins and her chest touches the table as she leaned foward, extending her touch to grace Hyungwon's hand that laid flat over the polished wood.

"Don't.." he exhales tiredly, pulling his hand away to fall in his lap. This has Lilith's smile fading immediately.

"Im sorry...Did you not ask me to be here? You said you wanted to see me.."

Her tone and expression imply that her feelings were hurt by his rejection, but Hyungwon knew better than to believe it.

"Yeah. I wanted to see you tonight.....because I needed to see if you would look me in the eyes and lie the same way you've been lying to me this whole time."

Lilith's brows shoot up in surprise and an incredulous chuckle just sharply from her lungs. Hyungwon's brows crease as her posture changed from anxious to at ease, despite the atmosphere shift.

He frowns as he watched the guilt and confusion trade for what he could guess was amusement at his expense.

Could this woman have any more nerve?

"Did I say something funny?" he asks and Lilith only shakes her head with a sigh.

"No.Just laughing at the fact that I just traveled all the way downtown in the rain, in this dress.. without any panties underneath it.."

Hyungwon blinks at her unsubtle pause, pushing the thought of what she was hiding between her luscious thighs.

"...expecting a much warmer greeting from you..and a drink. At least..." she trails off all too casual.

Lilith reaches across the table comfortably for Hyungwon's drink and their fingers touch as she takes it from him. He surprisingly allows it, opting to keep his cool as she lifts it to her red-tinted lips with her eyes trained on him over the rim.

As she pulls away from the glass, her tongue darts out to lick over her stained top lip and the image of her lips at his throat flash through his mind.

Fuck this was impossible.

How could a woman as devious as she is so captivating with even just the curl of her tongue and bat of her eye?

The memory of it has him swelling with want beneath the table and for a moment he wonders if he should even be doing this.

Only for a moment though.

Leather creaks against his nails as they dug troughs into the seat of his car.

Hyungwon groans in ecstasy towards the sunroof, his heavy panting accumlating in the steam fogging his windows.

The backseat was surprisingly spacious once the front seats were pushed up, giving just enough room for him to sit with his long legs spread wide with her slotted between them.

"Oh..shit.." he exhales , cutting his bottom lip with his teeth as his fingers tangled in Lillith's silken curls. Her head bobs over him slowly, her velvety smooth lips and tongue shining with saliva as they worked magic over his shaft.

Night had barely fallen over the city, the buzz of office employees and other tenants echoeing through the concrete walls of the enclosed parking garage.

Hyungwon's blacked out Genesis is parked in the furthest and darkest corner on the top floor. The keys still dangled from the ignition up front by the time their bodies teleported to the back seat with the symphony of the city life instrumenting their tryst.

"You feel...so..fucking good....."

The words were as tender as his touch against the back of her head and he guided her just as gently to take him as deep as her throat would allow without her choking.

They knew they weren't alone in the parking garage despite the quiet surrounding them but neither of them cared. Something about the fact heightens the arousal that was sparked by the tension between them from the bar. Which was far too potent to resist any longer than they had to.

His most recent assignment put him in a place where Lilith was coming off a job of her own. The two never discussed work when they were together, nor did they care to know the causes of certain bruises or scrapes marring each other's skin. They only had an unspoken agreement, to leave everything, clothes and weapons included, at the door.

After fighting off the inevitable gag caused by Hyungwon's length, Lilith's eyes lift to steal a look of his gorgeously pleasured expression. She pulls off of him with a low gasp, and a devilish smirk curls at her smudged lips as she stroked his shellacked dick with her free hand.

The other was slotted between her legs, rubbing soothingly at her dripping folds.

Hyungwon's brow cinched as the warmth of her skilled hand brought him closer to the precipice of pleasure. His jaw goes slack and his lust drunk eyes rolled back as the sizzling fuse crept closer and closer to its source.

"Im..Im gonna.." he shudders, his hand closing into a fist over Lilith's scalp as she continues to take him deep in her throat.

Before he could stop her, Hyungwon erupted into her mouth with a deep sigh of relief and frustration at not being able to hold on a minute longer. Lilith swallowed him down greedily, a weak but sinister chuckle vibrating her throat as she did.

"Fuckfuckfuck..ah..stop.." he groans unabashedly, his hips lifting his from the seat as his overstimulation takes hold. Lilith giggles at his shameless squirming but shows him mercy by pulling off of his throbbing member and sensitive tip with a 'pop' of her lips.

Coming up from her knees for the first time in the few minutes it took to get Hyungwon off, she smiled as she mounted him, opening her thighs to accommodate his wide legged spread.

Hyungwon's neck and the slice of his chest that was visible between loosened buttons glistened under a sheen of sweat that smelled divine. The feminine and inner feline urge to rub it all over herself compels Lilith to finish unbuttoning the black silk expertky with one hand.

She used her other to reach down between their bodies to stroke Hyungwon's unwavering erection slowly, using the slickness of her own arousal that lingered on her fingers.

"Think you were loud enough?" she teased him just above a raspy whisper and Hyungwon grunted as her grip rolled over his tip.

"Think your pussy's wet enough?" he boomeranged her sarcasm, earning a stiff squeeze at the base of his dick. Hyungwon hissed at the pressure, his eyes fluttering pitifully.

"Careful...you just might find out." Lilith leans in to whisper in his ear, taking a lobe between her teeth sensually.

She pulls back just enough for them to share a kiss that's soaked by their tongues and remnants of Hyungwons cum still on Lilith's lips.

"Mmm..." he moans, savoring the flavor of himself combined with her kiss and whimpering at the way it made his weeping tip twitch in her grasp.

"You liked that?" Lilith murmured and Hyungwon's groan in response has her chuckling darkly. Hyungwon nods wordlessly, his jaw dropping and his head tilting to deepen their kiss. He licks at her mouth desperately while she pushed his silk shirt completely open, exposing his sculpted chest and taut abdomen.

Hyungwon didn't have the mind nor the patience to attempt to get Lilith naked. With how her dress was already bunched and gathering at the curve of her hips, there wasn't much standing between him and where he needed to be.

His wet kisses trailed hot and heavy from her lips to the hills of her cleavage, his greedy hands squeezing her ass to guide her closer.

"Stay with me..." he says suddenly in a hurried breath, lifting his hooded gaze to find hers in the darkness.

Lilith hovers over her him motionless, blinking with resistance at his unexpected proposal. Before she could deny him, as if she could, Hyungwon continued.

"Please...I need you tonight. I need you every night. I want to bury myself inside of you until you paint the walls with my name. I want you in my bed, naked and sore when I wake up. Then I want to fuck you again so that you'll think of me with every step you take. Until we meet again.."

Had he always been this poetic? The rawness and passion of his intentions made tiny rivers of need drizzle down her inner thighs, surely coating his thighs.

She wanted that too. More than she could put into words. Realistically, everything about his proposition was dangerous. They weren't even supposed to be seen together, let alone sharing a room in the Continental.

Or a bed.

It complicated everything.

But nonetheless, her heart and her core called to Hyungwon like a lost lover, praying for solace and sanctuary.

Even if it were for one night.

"Hyun.." she begins, but lips as soft as satin punctate her sentence for her.

"Dont think, just say you will. And we can figure out the rest later.." Hyungwon says against her lips, running his hands over her wide straddling hips to squeeze her again. The motion causes the his shaft to nudge through her senstive folds, making them both sigh into each other's mouths at the warmth and friction.

She wanted to say no. (no she didnt.)

She needed to say no. (no the FUCK she didnt.)

But with a mumbled 'yes' and a sly smile, her response trailed over his jawline and down to his neck while Hyungeon hurriedly slipped his length inside of her.

As expected, the fondness of the memory exists for only a moment. Although his gaze lingered on her lips, recalling the things she accomplished over and over with them, there would now be a bitter aftertaste in his mind.

Images of them pressed against his throat douses his arrousal immediately.

"I know all about him, Lilith. So theres no point in lying now.." Hyungwon responds as Lilith helps herself to what remains of his whiskey.

He catches the corner of her mouth lifting into a smile as she drank but it vanished the moment she placed the glass back in the center of the table.

"Him?" She exhales the question, almost as if she were getting bored or mildly irritated at Hyungwon's pointless line of obtuse questions.

Typical.

She was rarely the type to hold herself accountable for anything, even when she knew she was dead wrong.

Hyungwon sniffs a chuckle as he steals a look around the empty bar. He needed a reason to look away from her anyway.

She was still just as beautiful when he wanted to hate her.

"Please don't keep playing dumb or innocent about this. Im not in the mood. I know everything, ok? And so does he. We've spoken."

Lilith's gaze drops to Hyungwon's mouth before it drags back up to his stare.

"Have you now?" She asks, the arch of her brow lifting ever so slightly.

"I have. And in our conversations, I've come to know more about you than I ever thought was possible. Things I wish I never had to hear."

He and Lilith weren't exclusive but she'd insisted that no one had her the way he did. Heart, mind and body.

But Hyungwon should have known better than to take the word of a spy.

A professional liar.

The two stare each other down intensely for what feels like minutes, frozen by distrust and indifference with a touch of sexual tension dense enough to coat the air.

Lilith is the first to yield, shifting in her chair but maintaining her disinterested expression. Feigning annoyance, she sighs loudly.

"Ok,So...what now? Did you call me here to break up with me or something? Want me to cry and say I'm sorry? What is it you expect from me?" She asks audaciously.

Before Hyungwon could respond, the chiming door pulled his attention from Lilith's challenging scowl to the door she'd walked through only minutes ago.

Except this time, donning a shirt and slacks the color of night, a regretfully familiar gentleman crosses over the threshold with his sharp brow hardening at the sight of the only woman he expected to see sitting across from his cohort.

Lilith's head turns curiously to see who had stolen Hyungwon's gaze from her so suddenly and just as she'd gone ghostly before, her eyes widen at the sight of Hyunwoo sauntering towards them.

Smirking devilishly in a way only he could...

"Lilith...."

To be continued...

[onenicebugperday]

Hello! I have a garden snail that had lots of babies and was hoping for some advice please! :) I want to make their enclosure as comfy as possible for them but I don't know how. Do they prefer dark environments? Hidey holes? What kind of substrate is best? Etc. Thank you!

(I'm in Southern California)

Congrats on your snabies! Firstly I would not take any substrate or decor for the tank from outside unless you want a lot of hitchhiker creatures in your snail tank. If you do, you'll want to bake it first.

A standard 10 (or larger) gallon aquarium with a mesh lid works great, but you'll want to modify the lid to cover most of the mesh to keep the inside humid. I just bought a squeeze tube of silicone and attached some plastic sheeting inside the lid to cover about 75% of the mesh.

Substrate can be any sort of animal-safe soil-like substrate - so soils meant for bioactive reptile and amphibian enclosures or for isopods. Repti-soil, Creature Soil, organic potting mix, etc. I personally have my snails in with my millipedes, and use a combination of eco earth and Josh's Frogs milli mix - can't recommend milli mix enough! Josh's Frogs ABG mix or isopod substrate would also be appropriate.

No matter which soil you choose, it should be 4-5 inches deep both to hold humidity and for burrowing. 10 quarts will fill a 10 gallon aquarium to the proper depth.

As for decor, I would avoid rocks since snails WILL climb the glass and other decor and probably will fall off from time to time. Rocks can shatter their shells. I would stick to wood - any aquarium safe wood is fine. Cork bark, mopani, spider wood, etc. I'd also recommend some dry/dead reptile-type sphagnum moss to keep up humidity and for nibbling, and some kind of leaf litter - I buy bags of dry/brown live oak leaves on amazon for pretty cheap. My snails don't seem to hide in holes or crevices much - when they're not active, they mostly hang out on the lid or the top glass of the tank.

You do not need lighting or heating unless your house gets particularly cold in the winter - they may be less active if it's too cold. You can put a low watt reptile heating pad on the side of the tank to keep the temp up around 70+ if need be. They are primarily active at night, so if you want to see what they're up to, a small light that doesn't give off heat near the tank would be okay.

Most important is humidity. Get all of the substrate and moss damp as you put it into the tank with distilled water. I use a reptile mister bottle and buy gallons of distilled water at the grocery store. They last a long time so not a big investment. You'll also have to mist the whole enclosure probably daily, maybe twice daily. It should be moist and humid but not sopping wet. Don't let the substrate dry out entirely. Occasionally you may have to stick your finger into the soil to make sure it's staying damp under the surface.

And finally, snails need calcium for their shells! I occasionally dust the top of the substrate with powdered reptile calcium, or you can throw a cuttlebone in there for them to nibble on.

Here's a list of safe/not safe foods for snails.

If you ever have more questions about setup that I didn't answer here, feel free to IM me! Happy to share creature keeping tips.

[itsanerdlife]

Broken Knight 16

Pairing: Bodyguard!Bucky Barnes x Castle!Reader

Warnings: violence. Language. Stalking. Smut (later on). Pettiness. Lies. Secrets.

A/N: Here the smut part. You were warned.

Working for my father and uncles, has never been an easy task. When I get attacked one night, it sets them off. My father hires a security team he knows. I’m unwilling, till he steps off the plane.                 Now it’s complicated and blurry. James Barnes is more than I bargained for. And far more is happening then my father bargained for. I can’t help myself, only I know nothing is easy, and my father isn’t one to be disobeyed.               Hell’s going to rain down, I’m not sure who is going to survive this time.

He watches as Y/N bumps into Peter who looks her over with a lifted brow. She shoves him away heading for Wanda. Peter’s head snaps over in his direction, watching him. Buck tucks his hands into his pockets and stares back. Peter is the one to give up and look away.

“Buck.” Steve is hurrying towards him. He’s holding his phone in hand, as if something on the screen raised his alarms.

“What?”

“The check we had done on Grant and Harry.” Steve hands over his phone.

“It’s back?” It’s fast, too fast to be good.

“Harry paid a quart of a mill out just after Y/N was attacked.” They swallow hard.

Buck scrolls, taking in the other red flags.

“He owns the apartments we’re staying in, Buck. Across from her building.”

Buck grips the phone tighter.

“He’s moved a lot of money,”

“Offshore.” Buck finishes for him.

“Screams ready to run at any point.” Steve nods.

“He doesn’t want to kill her.” His stomach drops, chest tightening.

“He’s going to take her with.” Steve finishes for him.

“Get Y/N now. Have Clint round up her uncles and father. They need to know.” He shoves the phone at Steve.

“I’m on it.” Steve nods rapidly backing away.

“I want Becca on her, incognito. She needs to look and act like she’s just a friend.” Buck adds with a growl.

“I’ll send Bec’s over now.” Steve turns hurrying away.

“What’s going on?” Y/N stalks towards them. Gathered on the far side of the party.

“How sure are you about this?” Peter shoves his fingers through his hair.

“You tell us, what does it read like?” Steve hands over his phone. Peter take it, Howie leans in, Tony peering over his shoulder.

“Fuck.” Peter spits. Shoving the phone at his dad.

“They’re right,” Howie looks sick at the words.

“Once more, what?” Y/N glares at them.

“Harry Osborn is looking like the one behind your attack.” Bucky explains. She nods slowly, dragging in her bottom lip.

“Becca is going to become your shadow. You are never without her or Buck.” Clint starts in.

“I’ll appear as your assistant.” Becca nods, looking to Y/N.

She sucks in a slow breathe, looking around the group of them.

“How do we go about finding him?” She slides her hand up her arm.

That’s the hard question.

“We have to wait, track him, find where he’s hiding.” Clint explains.

“Right, so I have to just wait for him to attack me again?” She nods slowly.

“Well,” Sam sighs.

“For him to make any move, any move at all and we’ll go after him.” Steve assures her.

“Right so this could be over, soon.” She speaks slowly, glancing at him. He swallows seeing where her mind is going. The sooner they catch her stalker, they catch Harry, the sooner he and his team move on. His gut twists and his heart sinks at the thought.

Steve’s words coming back to him, “make sure it’s worth it.” She’s everything worth it. Worth whatever Frank Castle would do to him, to his team, to his business. He’d be damned if this would come to an end anytime soon. Not a stalker, nor her father and uncles would be the reason he walks away from her.

“He so much as buys a pack of gum, I want him on camera, location to a T, every camera angle following him from there.” Buck orders, nodding.

Tony and Frank exchange a look, before squinting at him.

“I think this was enough for me, I’d like to go home.” Y/N speaks up, looking to him.

“I’ll get the car.” Clint nods.

“Let’s get your bag.” Becca touches her elbow, together they turn leaving.

Billy watches him. “Guess you’ll be on to your next job soon enough, Barnes.”

“I’m sure you have plenty of clients waiting for a response.” Tony nods.

“It’ll be good for her to put this behind her and move on with her life.” Frank adds.

Sam and Steve exchange a look. Peter scratches the back of his head. Howie tugs softly at his own tie.

He can’t explain why he did it, what came over him, but he nods.

“I’ll be taking Y/N home now.” Turning away he heads for where the girls walked off too.

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It went from a kiss outside my door, somehow sliding into more. Pushed up against the wall next to the door, hands in his hair, eager mouths, heat spiking in bodies, heavy breathing, unable to stop, neither wanting to stop. He grabs the door handle, he pushes on the door, only it scraps against something, only opening so far. Pulling away from me, Bucky is quick to pull his weapon, nudging the door with his free hand.

The chair I had in my living room lies on its side, in the path of the door opening all the way. Peaking in after Buck, the living room is turned over, trashed, in ruins. Buck steps back, backing me up as well.

“Get to the twins now.” He orders, turning I run down the hall, throwing open the apartment door. Buck behind me.

“What’s going on?” Howie jumps up from the couch, dropping his phone.

“Do you know how to use a gun?” Buck snarls at him. Peter comes into the room, joining us.

“Yeah, why?” Howie looks confused.

“Someone broke into her apartment. Take this, if anyone but me, walks through that door, shoot them.” He orders Howie. Peter nods, tucking me behind him and hidden by the wall out of view of the front hall. Buck slips back out closing the door behind him. Howie waits, arm pulled up, the two of them watching the door.

“Someone should go check on him.” I urge my brothers.

“No, stay put.” Peter demands.

“James is capable.” Howie assures me.

“It’s taking too long.” I shift, uncomfortable. What if he’s hurt, what if someone was waiting for him to come in. “I’m going to check on him.” Shoving Peter, I get by, not quick enough. His arms wrap around my middle pulling me off the floor, he hurries back out of view again. The two of us struggling with the other, I stomp on his foot.

“Son of a!” Peter growls.

The sound of the door handle turning makes everyone freeze. Peter’s hand slaps over my mouth, squeezing me against him, the two of hidden from view.

[annonniiiiieeeee]

hunger games au

mikey and usagi

talk to me

Okay.

Let’s start with before the quart quell

Mikey knows about Usagi. They all do. They had to watch his game after all. But Mikey is the first one to really clock the fact that Leo likes Usagi.

He asks probing questions to Leo to see just how his brother is feeling. Mikey’s pretty sure it’s a big fat crush, Leo has no clue yet.

From everything Leo tells him Mikey likes Usagi well enough. He helped keep Raph and Mona alive which makes him a great person in Mikey’s book. He knows Leo and Usagi can never truly be together but at least now there is one good thing about the games (he doesn’t want the game and he could never celebrate them but you find little boys in horrible situations. It’s how you keep hope alive)

For Usagi’s part all he knows about Mikey is that Raph volunteered in his place and that he is Leo’s youngest brother.

He gets bits and pieces of information but Mikey wasn’t the most important conversation the two could be having while Raph and Mona were in the arena.

After the quarter quell

Mikey surprises the bombing of their district. He starts working as a cook in district 13 as its something he’s good at. Usagi and Raph are pretty broken up about what happened in the quarter quell and the loss of Leo and Mona. Mikey is to but he hasn’t seen first hand what the capital does to people. He lived through the bombing and the harsh peace keepers but not the capital itself.

Mikey tries to help them. He is Dr. Feelings after all.

Raph eventually becomes the Mad Dog (or Mockingjay) but while Raph is being approached with that and seeing the horrors of 12 Mikey is visiting Usagi.

The two strike up a tentative friendship. They both know the other is important to Leo and that enough. Donnie and Usagi’s relationship is a mixed bag. Donnie needs Usagi’s help to get Leo back but he’s not sure how he feels about Usagi’s feelings for Leo.

Mikey doesn’t have those mixed emotions. He’s happy that Leo found someone who loves him.

Usagi gets back in his feet much faster than finnick. As soon as he hears the deal that Leo and the others will be pardoned and rescued he is on board. He’s part of Raph’s team. Raph doesn’t want to tell Mikey everything they are seeing in the districts. He doesn’t want Mikey on the ground. So Usagi become the person Mikey goes to for information. Usagi even helps Mikey learn how to wield a weapon.

When the bombing happens Usagi holds the door open for Raph and Mikey to make it in. Mikey invites Usagi and the others to join their family in waiting out the bombs. By that point the two have a good relationship.

When the rescue mission comes up Donnie is leading the team but the need a distraction. Raph is to freaked out about the capital killing Leo and Mona to focus so Usagi steps up. Boys got somethings to say to the capital citizens. Mikey is there supporting Usagi, Tomoe ame and Katsuichi as they read the capital for filth.

When Leo gets back Usagi feels awful about what happened to him that he tries to give Leo space. Mikey slaps some sense back into him. Usagi doesn’t leave Leo’s side afterwards and it takes Mikey’s cooking and Usagi’s bullying to get Leo eating again.

Mikey is also the one to point Leo in Usagi’s direction like ‘he has feelings for you go see him I’ll lock the door behind you.’

Mikey is the ultimate wing man.

Then THE bomb goes off.

[kushblazer666]

EDIT: someone questioned my integrity, stating that there is no way of saying how big the jar is. This is a vintage “Kerr Self Sealing Widemouth”. The widemouth pints from the same era had a straight wall. Meaning that the widemouth is as wide as the rest of the jar, without the shoulders, like the quart jar pictured. 🙄

Last year, I got lazy with garden upkeep by late summer, into fall. Something really did a number on my asparagus. It was mostly dead by mid August. I didn’t know what had atracked it, so I cut out the old fronds and burned them. This Spring, I harvested for a week or two, and then noticed one of my mortal enemies. Asparagus beetles had reared their ugly heads. I started my routine of hand picking, dusting with DE, and neem oil applications, but they were really tenacious this year. Since my asparagus had been weakened the previous year, I decided to take drastic measures. I harvested all the asparagus. I then proceeded to burn the straw mulch that I always keep on the patch. It was an inferno that you couldn’t stand with if 15ft of. I then weeded really good, and applied 7 bags of mushroom compost, and a large bad of rabbit manure. It worked. I ended harvesting early, just to let them get good and strong again. In the future, I’ll skip the straw mulch, as it gives the beetles a place to hide, and overwinter. The asparagus beetles are no longer, and the asparagus is doing well. The quart jar is for perspective.

[eusuntgratie]

tip/reminder for anyone stressed about their grocery budget and/or who just loves to eat good food - MAKE YOUR OWN STOCK.

keep a zip-lock bag in your freezer for veggie scraps (literally shit you'd throw away - the ends of carrots and onions, onion peels, celery ends, etc. you can google and/or play with which scraps to use vs. not but mine always has lots of onion and carrot). you can put herbs you like if you want and have them.

if you don't eat meat, when the bag is full, simmer the contents in water for a long time - hours. you can also do it in a crock pot or pressure cooker if you have one. throw in some scraggly veggies from your fridge. peppercorns, bay leafs, some garlic. half a lemon. whatever you want and have. almost-bad tomatoes are fine in there but will make it much darker. simmer until you have broth (a little thicker, a lot darker, smells delicious), strain it and freeze it. use it in soup, sub for water when you make plain rice to make it healthier and tastier. make pastina. add it to other dishes for a nutritional and taste boost.

if you eat chicken or beef (or other meats but thats what i usually use), throw in the bones and scraps too. don't skim the fat (unless you have a medical reason to avoid animal fat).

i keep chicken and beef stock in my freezer ALWAYS and get super pissed when i have to buy broth/stock because it's expensive and tastes like nothing compared to what i make.

i freeze mine in mason jars (leave room at the top so they don't explode in the freezer!) because i'm southern and have so many in my house it should be a crime, but you can use tupperware, freezer bags, whatever you've got.

i ran out of chicken broth last week so i bought a whole chicken for $10 (they used to be $5 wtf) and roasted that in the oven with some veggies which was 2.5 meals for my family of 3 and then put the carcass and leftover bones and scraps in a pot with my freezer bag of random scraps and simmered it forever and the resulting broth smells so good it's making me hungry even though i just ate. i've got a quart jar and 6 pints of goodness going in my freezer and i made it all with stuff that otherwise would've gone in the trash.

good stock is my religion feel free to ask questions <3

[thedomestickitchen]

This is "adult" French toast. Mainly because there is a tad bit of dark rum in the "syrup". Pineapple and coconut need rum, though.... right? This French toast that has been bathed in coconut milk and pineapple juice and then slathered with a sweet rum & agave glaze......This is my final recipe for #brunchweek, as well. Which means next week I'll have dinner vittles. Because you may be "brunched" out by now. Me personally... I am thinking about BBQs and ice cold watermelon. I'm getting into summer mode. This French toast eases right in to summertime. It's the kind of breakfast you'd eat on vacation in the Keys, or, even better, Hawaii. It's the kind of breakfast you'd have in flip flops, and it's aroma would blend right into the fresh suntan lotion you just slathered on.   So... go ahead, pretend you're on vacation at brunch. 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In addition to the amazing gift card, this entertaining package includes a variety of goodies including cookbooks, kitchen utensils, entertaining partyware like a chip and dip server, beverage container and more. From free products, to fun stuff for decorating - you'll be able to make the most of your next summer party. Prize #4: From Black Gold Farms one lucky winner will receive: A Martha Stewart Collection Kitchen Prize Package including a 3 quart Enameled Cast Iron Casserole, Magnetic Spice Grinders, a Pot Clip, Cheese Grater and a Silicone Head Spatula. Prize #5: From the Food and Wine Conference and #SundaySupper: The Food and Wine Conference is being held in Orlando, Florida from July 19-21st at the unbelievably beautiful Rosen Shingle Creek. Speakers include Sara Moulton (of Food Network fame), Michael Green (a true celebrity in the wine and spirits world) and Jaden Hair (cookbook author and creator of Steamy Kitchen). 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[vapehk1]

What Happens if You Put a Vape in Your Carry-On?

So, you’re getting ready for your big trip. The clothes are packed, the snacks are ready, and then you remember: your trusty vape. Can you bring it in your carry-on? Is it even allowed? Will it explode mid-flight, causing chaos and panic? Fear not, intrepid traveler! In this article, we’ll delve into the ins and outs of travel0ing with your vape, answer all your burning questions (pun absolutely intended), and ensure you’re the most informed vaper at 35,000 feet. The TSA Tango – Can You Even Bring Your Vape? First things first, let’s talk legality. The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) has a handy-dandy list of what’s allowed and what’s not. Good news for vapers: yes, you can bring your vape in your carry-on! But hold your clouds of vapor; there are a few caveats. Your vape must be with you in the cabin, not in your checked luggage. The TSA is pretty clear about this, likely because they don’t want a surprise vape explosion in the cargo hold. Why carry-on, you ask? Well, it’s all about safety. Lithium batteries, which power most vapes, can potentially overheat and cause fires. Having them in the cabin means any issues can be dealt with swiftly. So, keep that vape close, like a baby kangaroo in a pouch. Juicy Details – The Liquids Rule Now, let’s address the elephant in the room: e-liquids. The TSA has that infamous 3-1-1 rule for liquids, which applies to your vape juice too. This means each container must be 3.4 ounces (100 milliliters) or less, all containers must fit in a single quart-sized, clear, resealable plastic bag, and each passenger is limited to one such bag. So, what’s the best way to pack your e-liquids? First, ensure all bottles are tightly sealed to avoid any unfortunate leaks. Nothing says “awkward” like explaining to TSA why your underwear smells like strawberries. Consider using travel-sized bottles if your favorite e-juice comes in a massive container. This way, you’re not only compliant but also organized. Remember, organization is key to breezing through security and onto your flight. In-Flight Etiquette – Puff, Puff, Please Don’t Pass Alright, you’ve made it through security with your vape and liquids intact. Now what? Can you use your vape on the plane? Short answer: absolutely not. Vaping on an airplane is a big no-no and can lead to hefty fines, or worse, getting banned from the airline. Not exactly the way to start your vacation. Why the strict rules? Vaping releases aerosol, which can be mistaken for smoke. This can trigger alarms and cause unnecessary panic. Plus, it’s just plain considerate to your fellow passengers. Nobody wants to breathe in your watermelon-mint-cloud, no matter how delightful you think it smells. So, keep your vape tucked away and enjoy the flight. Destination Dilemmas – Know Before You Go Finally, let’s talk about your destination. Vape regulations vary widely around the world, so it’s crucial to know the rules of your destination before you arrive. Some countries, like Thailand and Singapore, have very strict laws against vaping and can impose severe penalties, including jail time. Yes, you read that right – jail time. Do a little research before you travel. A quick Google search or checking with your airline can save you a lot of trouble. Many countries have embraced vaping, while others still treat it like a renegade cowboy. Knowing the local laws ensures you won’t be vaping on the sly, or worse, having your device confiscated. Conclusion Traveling with your vape can be a smooth experience if you follow the rules and know what to expect. The TSA allows you to bring your vape in your carry-on, but not in checked luggage, due to safety concerns with lithium batteries. Your e-liquids must adhere to the 3-1-1 liquids rule, ensuring they’re packed in containers of 3.4 ounces or less and placed in a quart-sized bag. While in-flight, vaping is strictly prohibited to prevent confusion with smoke and to respect fellow passengers. It's also crucial to research your destination's vaping laws, as regulations vary widely, with some countries imposing severe penalties. So, what happens if you put a vape in your carry-on? By following these guidelines, you can travel without a hitch and enjoy your trip responsibly. FAQs 1. What Happens if You Put a Vape in Carry-On? If you put a vape in your carry-on, the TSA allows it, but it must be in the cabin with you and not in checked luggage due to the risks associated with lithium batteries. Ensure that the vape is turned off, and any e-liquids follow the 3-1-1 rule for liquids in your carry-on bag. 2. Can You Bring Vape Juice on a Plane? Yes, you can bring vape juice on a plane. The TSA’s 3-1-1 rule for liquids applies, meaning each container must be 3.4 ounces (100 milliliters) or less, and all containers must fit into a single quart-sized, clear, resealable plastic bag. This bag should be placed in your carry-on for easy access during security checks. 3. Is It Legal to Use a Vape on an Airplane? No, it is not legal to use a vape on an airplane. Vaping is prohibited on all flights to prevent any confusion with smoke and to ensure the comfort and safety of all passengers. Violating this rule can result in fines or more severe penalties, including being banned from the airline. 4. What Are the International Regulations for Vaping? International regulations for vaping vary significantly. Some countries, like Thailand and Singapore, have strict laws against vaping and can impose severe penalties, including fines and jail time. It is crucial to research the vaping laws of your destination before you travel to avoid any legal issues. 5. How Should I Pack My Vape for Air Travel? When packing your vape for air travel, ensure it is turned off and stored in your carry-on bag. E-liquids should be placed in containers of 3.4 ounces or less and packed in a quart-sized, clear, resealable plastic bag. It is also advisable to check your airline’s specific regulations regarding vaping devices and e-liquids to ensure compliance. Read the full article

[lincincoclearobot]

Can you bring a hair dryer on a plane? 

Have you ever found yourself standing at the airport security checkpoint, nervously clutching your carry-on luggage, 

and suddenly remembered you packed your trusty hair dryer? As the line inches forward, you start to wonder: Can you 

bring a hair dryer on a plane? Will it be confiscated, or worse, will you miss your flight because of it? Let's delve into 

this common traveler's dilemma.

Can you bring a hair dryer on a plane? 

The short answer is yes, you can. Most airlines allow passengers to bring hair dryers in both carry-on and checked 

baggage. However, there are some important considerations to keep in mind to ensure a smooth travel experience.

View many types of hair dryer products.

First and foremost, it's crucial to check the airline's regulations regarding electrical devices. While hair dryers are 

generally permitted, some airlines may have specific rules or restrictions in place. For instance, certain airlines may 

prohibit hair dryers with high wattage or those powered by lithium-ion batteries due to safety concerns. Therefore, 

it's advisable to consult the airline's website or contact their customer service for clarification before packing your hair dryer.

Additionally, when packing a hair dryer in your carry-on luggage, it's essential to follow the TSA guidelines to 

avoid any issues at the security checkpoint. According to the Transportation Security Administration (TSA), electrical 

items such as hair dryers are allowed in carry-on bags, but they must be removed from the bag and placed in a 

separate bin for screening. This ensures that the security officers can inspect the device more thoroughly without 

causing delays or hold-ups in the screening process.

Furthermore, if you plan to bring a travel-sized hair dryer in your carry-on luggage, make sure it complies with the 

TSA's regulations for liquids, gels, and aerosols. Typically, travel-sized hair dryers are small enough to meet the 

3-1-1 rule, which allows passengers to carry liquids, gels, and aerosols in containers that are 3.4 ounces (100 milliliters) 

or less per item, all stored in a single quart-sized, clear plastic bag.

In conclusion, while it's generally permissible to bring a hair dryer on a plane, it's essential to check the airline's 

regulations and adhere to the TSA guidelines to ensure a hassle-free travel experience. By doing so, you can 

enjoy a good hair day wherever your travels take you!

Conclusion

In the realm of air travel, the question of whether you can bring a hair dryer on a plane may seem trivial 

compared to other pressing concerns. However, for those who rely on this essential grooming tool, knowing 

the rules and regulations can make all the difference between a stress-free journey and a hair-raising ordeal. 

So, next time you pack your bags for a trip, rest assured that your trusty hair dryer can accompany you on 

your travels, ensuring that you always look your best, no matter where you go.

[helanmilos]

Will TSA take my Zyn out of my carry-on bag?

TSA (Transportation Security Administration) regulations permit travelers to bring nicotine products like Zyn pouches in their carry-on bags or on their person when flying. However, there are specific guidelines and considerations regarding their transportation through airport security checkpoints:

TSA Guidelines: According to TSA guidelines, nicotine products such as Zyn are allowed in carry-on bags. These items should be packed securely in their original packaging or a suitable container to prevent spillage or damage.

Security Screening: During the security screening process, TSA officers may ask you to remove your Zyn pouches from your carry-on bag for inspection. This is a routine procedure to ensure compliance with security regulations and to verify the contents of your luggage.

Proper Packaging: It's recommended to keep your Zyn pouches in their original packaging or a sealed container. Loose or open pouches might raise concerns during screening.

Liquids and Gels: If you're carrying Zyn pouches along with other liquids or gels, such as toiletries or beverages, be mindful of TSA's 3-1-1 rule. These items must be in containers of 3.4 ounces (100 milliliters) or less and fit into a single quart-sized, clear, plastic, zip-top bag.

Informing TSA Officers: If you have concerns about carrying Zyn or other nicotine products, inform the TSA officer during screening. They can provide guidance and may conduct additional screening as necessary.

Additional Screening: TSA may conduct additional screening procedures if they have questions about the contents of your carry-on bag. This can include swabbing items for explosive trace detection or physically inspecting certain items.

Airport-Specific Regulations: Keep in mind that regulations may vary between airports and countries. Check specific airport guidelines and regulations regarding the transportation of nicotine products.

International Travel: When traveling internationally, familiarize yourself with the destination country's regulations on nicotine products. Some countries have strict rules or prohibitions on these items.

Accessible Information: For the most accurate and up-to-date information, consult the TSA website or contact their helpline for guidance on carrying nicotine products through security checkpoints.

In summary, TSA allows travelers to bring Zyn pouches in carry-on bags but may request to inspect them during security screening. Ensure proper packaging and compliance with liquid restrictions to facilitate a smooth screening process when traveling with nicotine products.

[fitnessbeautyarts]

Shampoo on Plane: Travel-Ready Hair Essentials Traveling is a wonderful adventure that exposes us to new cultures, breathtaking landscapes, and unforgettable experiences. Yet, as we embark on these journeys, we often encounter challenges, and one common dilemma is how to bring our beloved shampoo on a plane. After all, maintaining lustrous locks while globe-trotting is a priority for many. In this comprehensive guide, we will unravel the mysteries of shampooing on planes and equip you with essential tips to ensure your hair remains as glamorous as your travel destinations. Understanding TSA Regulations Liquids Rule Demystified Let's start by dissecting the notorious TSA 3-1-1 rule. It mandates that liquids in your carry-on must be in containers of 3.4 ounces (100 milliliters) or less, placed inside a single quart-sized, clear, resealable plastic bag, with one bag allowed per passenger. This rule is intended to streamline security checks and minimize the risk of liquid-related incidents on planes. Unfortunately, this rule can make carrying your favorite shampoo seem like a daunting task. What Qualifies as a Liquid? The first question that arises when packing shampoo is whether it falls under the category of liquids. Generally, shampoos are liquid, but there are exceptions, such as shampoo bars and powdered shampoos, which aren't subject to the 3-1-1 rule. If you prefer traditional liquid shampoo, however, there are ways to work around the rules, as we'll explore in the following sections. Exceptions for Medically Necessary Items If you have a medical condition that necessitates carrying a larger quantity of shampoo, rest assured that the TSA makes allowances for medically necessary liquids. Ensure you have proper documentation from a medical professional and notify the security personnel before the screening process begins. The 5 Tips for Taking Shampoo on a Plane Now that we've demystified the TSA regulations, let's dive into the practical solutions for traveling with shampoo. These tips will help you maintain your haircare routine without compromising your journey. 1. Travel-Sized Shampoo Bottles Opt for travel-sized shampoo bottles that meet TSA requirements. These are widely available in most drugstores and supermarkets. Transfer your favorite shampoo into these containers before your trip. 2. Solid Shampoo Bars Solid shampoo bars are a compact, eco-friendly option. They are not considered liquids and can be carried without restrictions. Research and choose a brand that suits your hair type and preferences. 3. Reusable Silicone Travel Containers Invest in reusable silicone travel containers. These containers are eco-friendly and leak-proof. Fill them with your preferred shampoo for a mess-free journey. 4. Shampoo Sheets Consider using shampoo sheets, which are ultra-portable. They dissolve in water, turning into shampoo when you need it. Some brands offer biodegradable options, aligning with sustainable travel practices. 5. Buy Upon Arrival To avoid all the TSA fuss, you can simply buy shampoo at your destination. Most hotels offer complimentary toiletries, including shampoo. This approach not only simplifies your packing but also gives you a chance to try local products. With these five tips in your arsenal, you're well-prepared to tackle the challenge of carrying shampoo on a plane. Next, we'll delve into the art of packing and organizing your toiletries smartly, ensuring a hassle-free and glamorous journey. Let's explore this in detail in the following section. Stay tuned for more expert advice on maintaining your travel-ready hair! Packing and Organizing Tips (Section 4 coming soon...) Understanding TSA Regulations As we embark on our quest to master the art of taking shampoo on a plane, it's crucial to decipher the enigmatic regulations set forth by the Transportation Security Administration (TSA). These rules, designed to enhance security measures aboard aircraft, can often leave travelers perplexed, particularly when it comes to carrying toiletries such as shampoo.

In this section, we'll demystify the TSA regulations, allowing you to navigate them with ease and confidence. Liquids Rule Demystified The TSA's 3-1-1 rule, an iconic symbol of airline security protocols, is a numerical code that demands a specific approach to carrying liquids on a plane. Let's break down this code: 3.4 ounces (100 milliliters) or Less: The first '3' signifies that any liquid you carry must be in a container holding no more than 3.4 ounces (or 100 milliliters) of the substance. This stringent size limitation aims to minimize the potential threat posed by larger volumes of liquids. Quart-Sized, Clear, Resealable Plastic Bag: The '1' signifies that these small liquid containers must be placed inside a single quart-sized, clear, resealable plastic bag. This bag is provided by TSA to streamline the screening process. Each passenger is allowed only one such bag. This rule was established to simplify the security check process and reduce the risk associated with carrying liquids on board. While it is an effective security measure, it can pose a challenge for those wishing to bring their cherished shampoo along for the journey. What Qualifies as a Liquid? The next dilemma we face is determining whether our beloved shampoo falls under the category of liquids according to the TSA's definition. Generally, shampoos, being liquid in form, do fall under this classification. However, here are some exceptions: Shampoo Bars: Shampoo bars, unlike traditional liquid shampoos, are considered solid and are not subject to the 3-1-1 rule. These compact and eco-friendly alternatives have gained popularity among travelers for their convenience and ease of use. Powdered Shampoos: Similarly, powdered shampoos are not classified as liquids and can be carried without restrictions. They offer a dry alternative for maintaining hair hygiene on the go. It's worth noting that these exceptions provide travelers with viable options for bypassing the limitations of the 3-1-1 rule, ensuring your haircare routine remains intact during your journey. Exceptions for Medically Necessary Items For those travelers with medical conditions requiring larger quantities of shampoo or other liquids, the TSA makes provisions. It's essential to be well-prepared in such cases: Proper Documentation: Ensure you have documented proof from a medical professional that justifies the need for carrying larger quantities of specific liquids, including shampoo. Notify Security Personnel: Inform the security personnel at the checkpoint about your medically necessary liquids before the screening process begins. Cooperation and transparency are key to a smooth experience. By understanding these TSA regulations and exceptions, you'll be well-prepared to navigate the challenges of bringing shampoo on a plane. Now, let's delve deeper into practical solutions that allow you to travel with your preferred shampoo, hassle-free. In the next section, we will explore five essential tips for taking shampoo on a plane, ensuring your hair remains travel-ready. Stay tuned for expert advice that will keep your hair looking glamorous throughout your journey! The 5 Tips for Taking Shampoo on a Plane (Section 3 coming soon...) The 5 Tips for Taking Shampoo on a Plane Now that we've unraveled the intricacies of TSA regulations and identified exceptions, it's time to delve into the practical solutions for carrying shampoo on a plane. Whether you're a frequent flyer or an occasional traveler, these five tips will equip you with the knowledge and tools to maintain your haircare routine while jet-setting to your dream destinations. 1. Travel-Sized Shampoo Bottles One of the most straightforward solutions to the shampoo-on-plane conundrum is investing in travel-sized shampoo bottles. Here's how to make the most of this option: TSA-Compliant: Look for travel-sized shampoo bottles that meet the TSA's size requirements. Most brands produce these handy containers explicitly designed to comply with the 3-1-1 rule.

Wide Availability: These travel-sized bottles are widely available at drugstores, supermarkets, and online retailers. You'll find a variety of brands and formulations to choose from. Transfer and Reuse: Before your trip, transfer your favorite shampoo into these containers. They are reusable, making them a sustainable choice for frequent travelers. This option allows you to bring your preferred shampoo without hassle, ensuring your hair receives the care it deserves, no matter where you go. 2. Solid Shampoo Bars Solid shampoo bars have gained immense popularity among environmentally-conscious travelers and those seeking compact alternatives to liquid shampoos. Here's why they're a game-changer: Non-Liquid Form: Solid shampoo bars are, as the name suggests, solid. This means they do not fall under the TSA's liquid restrictions, making them a hassle-free choice for air travel. Eco-Friendly: Many solid shampoo bars are formulated with eco-friendly ingredients, reducing the environmental footprint of your haircare routine. Variety: Like traditional shampoos, these bars come in various formulations to suit different hair types and preferences. By opting for a solid shampoo bar, you not only simplify your travel experience but also contribute to sustainable tourism practices. 3. Reusable Silicone Travel Containers For travelers who prefer to stick with their favorite liquid shampoo, reusable silicone travel containers offer a practical and eco-conscious solution: Eco-Friendly: Silicone containers are environmentally friendly as they can be reused multiple times, reducing single-use plastic waste. Leak-Proof: These containers are designed to be leak-proof, preventing any shampoo spills in your luggage. Easy to Fill: Filling these containers is a breeze. Simply squeeze your shampoo into the container before your trip. These containers are a perfect choice for those who have a particular attachment to their favorite liquid shampoo and want to ensure it's readily available during their travels. 4. Shampoo Sheets Shampoo sheets, also known as shampoo leaves or dissolvable shampoo sheets, are an ultra-portable option for the savvy traveler: Compact and Lightweight: Shampoo sheets take up minimal space and weight in your luggage, making them ideal for those traveling with only carry-ons. Convenient Use: To use, simply take out a sheet, add water, and watch it dissolve into shampoo. It's a fuss-free way to maintain your hair hygiene. Biodegradable Options: Some brands offer biodegradable shampoo sheets, aligning with eco-conscious travel practices. This option is perfect for minimalist travelers who prefer to pack light and maintain their haircare routine effortlessly. 5. Buy Upon Arrival If the prospect of adhering to TSA regulations and packing shampoo seems like too much trouble, there's a simple alternative: Purchase Shampoo at Your Destination: Many hotels and accommodations provide complimentary toiletries, including shampoo. Upon arrival, you can rely on these amenities to meet your haircare needs. Try Local Products: This approach also gives you a chance to experiment with local shampoos, adding a unique twist to your travel experience. With these five tips in your toolkit, you're well-prepared to navigate the complexities of carrying shampoo on a plane. But that's not all—our next section will provide insights into packing and organizing your toiletries smartly, ensuring a hassle-free and glamorous journey. Let's dive into the art of efficient packing in the upcoming section. Stay tuned for more expert advice to elevate your travel haircare game! Packing and Organizing Tips (Section 4 coming soon...) Packing and Organizing Tips In our quest for travel-ready hair, we've navigated TSA regulations, explored shampoo alternatives, and discussed eco-friendly options. Now, let's shift our focus to the art of efficient packing and organizing of your toiletries. Ensuring your shampoo and other essentials are well-organized in your luggage not only saves space but also prevents messy spills.

Here are some expert tips to streamline your packing process: Packing Toiletries Smartly Efficiently packing your toiletries can make a world of difference in your travel experience. Here's how to do it like a pro: Travel Toiletry Bag: Invest in a good-quality travel toiletry bag with compartments and pockets to keep your shampoo, conditioner, and other products separate and secure. Miniature Toiletries: Whenever possible, opt for miniature versions of your toiletries. These take up less space and help you stay within the TSA's size restrictions. Ziplock Bags: Place your liquids, including shampoo, in individual ziplock bags within your toiletry bag. This adds an extra layer of protection in case of leaks. Roll, Don't Fold: Roll your clothes instead of folding them to save space in your luggage. This opens up more room for your toiletries. Silicone Travel Bottles: If you prefer to bring your own shampoo in larger quantities, consider using silicone travel bottles that are designed to be leak-proof. Multi-Functional Products: Look for multi-functional products like 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner to save space. Ziplock Bags for Leak Protection When it comes to preventing shampoo spills and leaks in your luggage, ziplock bags are your best friend. Here's how to use them effectively: Double Bagging: Place your shampoo bottle or container inside a ziplock bag. For extra protection, put this ziplock bag inside another one. Squeeze Out Excess Air: Before sealing the bag, squeeze out as much air as possible to create a vacuum-sealed effect, reducing the risk of leaks. Test for Leaks: Before packing your toiletries in your luggage, give the ziplock bag a gentle squeeze to check for leaks. If there's any doubt, secure it in a separate, waterproof pouch. Separate from Electronics: If you're traveling with electronic devices like laptops or cameras, store your shampoo in a different compartment of your bag to avoid potential damage from leaks. Efficient Packing Practices In addition to smart toiletry organization, adopting efficient packing practices can help maximize space and ensure your shampoo and other essentials are readily accessible: Layering: Place heavier items at the bottom of your luggage, followed by clothing and soft items. Place toiletries, including shampoo, on top to prevent them from getting crushed. Shoe Storage: Utilize the space inside your shoes for smaller toiletries like travel-sized toothpaste or hair ties. Toiletry Bag in Carry-On: If you're concerned about potential leaks, consider placing your toiletry bag in your carry-on luggage instead of checked baggage. Accessible Pockets: Ensure that your travel toiletry bag has easily accessible pockets for items you may need during your journey, such as hand sanitizer or lip balm. By implementing these packing and organizing tips, you can travel with confidence, knowing that your shampoo and toiletries are secure, organized, and readily available. Now, as we near the conclusion of our journey, the next section will provide a recap and conclude our guide on travel-ready haircare. Stay tuned for the final section of our comprehensive guide! Recap and Conclusion (Section 5 coming soon...) Recap and Conclusion As our journey to master the art of taking shampoo on a plane comes to a close, we've covered an array of essential topics, from understanding TSA regulations to exploring practical solutions, efficient packing tips, and leak protection. Now, it's time to recap the valuable insights we've gained and conclude our comprehensive guide to travel-ready haircare. Section 1: Understanding TSA Regulations In the first section, we demystified the TSA regulations, particularly the 3-1-1 rule. We learned that liquids, including shampoo, must be in containers of 3.4 ounces or less and placed inside a quart-sized, clear, resealable plastic bag. Exceptions for solid shampoo bars and powdered shampoos were also highlighted, providing travelers with alternative options to navigate these regulations seamlessly.

Section 2: The 5 Tips for Taking Shampoo on a Plane The second section unveiled five practical tips to ensure your hair remains pampered while traveling: Travel-Sized Shampoo Bottles: Opt for TSA-compliant travel-sized containers. Solid Shampoo Bars: Consider eco-friendly and non-liquid options. Reusable Silicone Travel Containers: A sustainable choice for liquid shampoo lovers. Shampoo Sheets: An ultra-portable and convenient choice. Buy Upon Arrival: Simplify your packing by purchasing shampoo at your destination. These tips empower you to maintain your haircare routine, no matter where your adventures take you.