#but then i saw prozd put up a Lets Try video for the cheesecake factory and. it was fate okay

[ranger-kellyn]

okay but a goofy youtuber au where the brothers finally convince Siebold to try things from the cheesecake factory over the course of a few months or something.

Cress, "welcome back to another video in the series we're calling, 'Subjecting My Kalosian Chef Boyfriend To The Cheesecake Factory". As a reminder, he also owns two Michelin Star restaurants."

Siebold, "Don't remind people of that-- they'll come revoke our stars if they find out I'm eating this."

the best compliment they can usually get out of Siebold is, "It's not offensive."

but when they get to any of the asian inspired dishes, he takes a bite and just sits back and is silent for a long time. "...I am a Kalosian chef. I am trained in Kalosian cuisine-- but! I know at least a little about Kanto and Johto foods and this...this is offensive to every Kantonian Chef on the planet-- my teachers would be mortified to know what you all have done to their foods--" and then he just goes off on a long-winded tangent that they just edit to cut in at random times with a timestamp of how long the rant has gone on for. (not the first or the last time it happens)

the very last video in the series once the menu is completed or they're all just collectively done with the cheesecake factory, they're sitting down more interview style, Cress asking, "So, Siebold, tell me: What did you think of the Cheesecake Factory?"

Siebold, "I think that when we get married, you're moving to Kalos with me."

Cress laughs. "Is that a proposal?"

"No-- I just refuse to ever be in such close proximity to a Cheesecake Factory ever again in my fucking life so I'm setting that stipulation now."

Cress, "Taking anything back to Kalos with you?"

Siebold laughs, "I was going to say my sanity, but I think I lost that by the fourth or fifth cheesecake."

was thinking about cress/siebold again and thinking about the culture shock siebold must experience every time he comes to unova to visit with cress. i bet siebold fucking hates the cheesecake factory