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I’ll name my first child #clawfang, my second child @tigersycamore6210, and my third child Jim.

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yes it's cool when unrequited love isn't treated as this huge tragedy and people can still be friends or accept it and move on but i do love the fucked up dynamic you get when someone is so utterly obsessed with someone else that they beg and plead with them just to be allowed to devote themselves to them like a dog even if they get nothing in return for it. when the love is completely one sided but it isn't any less intense for it.

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it’s difficult to be a dom with anarchist leanings.

my sub will be like “i have to tell you something… i broke a rule. i’ll accept whatever punishment you see fit.” and i’m like. rise up comrade you have nothing to lose but your padded restraints. no doms no masters. oh you want me to spank you. yeah i can do that.

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Hey sorry we turned your girlfriend into a mother figure. Yeah a couple people call her mom now. She set a house on fire for them. Yeah there’s nothing we can do

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did i ever mention to you guys that i was added to a groupchat the other day called [my partner's name]'s bitches which is comprised of all his partners, so that he can keep track of who he has plans with on what days

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okay but saying “i wish i had known you sooner” — like the love in my heart is growing so big and fast for you that i wish i had the opportunity to have you way earlier by my side, because i want to love you longer than i can do now. my love for you reaches my past and makes a place for you.

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the observers

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Everyone meet Gravy Boat he is

✅stinky

✅brown

❌dog

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stop asking me if my wife is single you guys KNOW i have a crush on her

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she's evil manipulative two sided and cold to YOU. to ME she's my wife

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i love unhinged women but i also love women who try so fucking hard to be hinged. clinging to those hinges by her fingernails.