#but the whole ‘what if i inherited the Evil gene’ is just dumb

[future-crab]

I’m such a person who doesn’t care about blood relations that any time a storyline focuses on a character grappling with the realization that one of their relatives was evil and worrying that they’ll go down the same path it SUPER doesn’t resonate.

“The sins of the father will be passed down to his children” Skill issue. If I’ve got a problem with your shitty dad, I’m taking it up with your shitty dad.

[woomy-in-pain]

Hypmic First Impressions

Sorry I'm late to the party, I heard we were talking about rap and Idols so now I'm here to simp. Also, it's my first time about Hypmic so don't take seriously what my dumb ass is writing, I just clearly wrote the first thing which came in my no thoughts-head empty mind www

Ikebukuro Division: Buster Bros

I have no idea who they really are but I stan them cuz HHHH HETEROCHROMIA

Yamada Ichiro

He looooow-key looks like a shonen protagonist

He thinks he's cool and mature while the only things he does is being arrogant

Only has one braincell and everyone has enough of him god SHUT UP

But for some reason I still imagine him being a flirt and a low-key popular one

He reminded me at first of Ace Trappola from Twst and I have no idea why.

A dork. And he has two (2) ahoges so ofc he's twice dumber

I not so low-key wanna sit on his lap and call him sexy o///o

Yamada Jiro

No offense but I kinda want to punch his face-

Pretty popular among both girls and boys, he got a whole fanclub all around

He's the bitchy one that thinks he's better than anyone. Would let you take a selfie with him before telling you he's too good for you haha thank you next

But he still has some braincells so he knows when to stop

He's a jock who plays basketball or something, fight me on this

His hair looks rlly cool tbh

Yamada Saburo

*GAAAASP*

A BABY

HE CUTE

IDK PROTECC HIM ????

His hair looks all mofu mofu hhhhhhh

This apart, I honestly think he's an actual demon inside

Mock him for his cute baby face and he's already planning 7 different ways to murder you

Knows how to kick your ass and isn't afraid to show you how

Yokohama Division: Mad Trigger Crew

They kinda make me think to TRIGGER from iDOLISH7 and no, it's not because of the name.

Aohitsugi Samatoki

He's hot and I can feel a good part of the Fandom simping for him am I wrong

I understand why ngl

He looks ready to murder you with his dead stare

BUT !! Do not fear my child !!!

He has the ．☆．。．:*･°𝕚𝕕𝕚𝕠𝕥 𝕙𝕒𝕚𝕣°･*:．。．☆．

Sweet honey, there's even two of them ????

I'm sure he looks all intimadating cuz otherwise nobody would take him seriously

But is he a bigger dork than Ichiro ??? That is the question.

Aruma Juto

?????????????

Is that Lucifer and Sebastian's child ???

He iridiates mafioso vibes so much, I won't trust him with my life

He almost looks too strict for me to imagine him being in a rap battle

Didn't want to spoil myself but it seems that group has something to do with Yakuzas and shit

So now I'm nothing but w h e e z i n g about imagining Yakuzas settling accounts with rap battles

But it's also kinda hot too aight o///o

I'm sure that guy must secretly have some bdsm kink, idk I just feel it

Busujima Manson Rio

I don't know who you are but I'm already in love with you, just telling

Seriously ur so hot ughhhhh

I *do* get some Kentin vibes from My Candy Love and I'm totally gonna ignore that

He's a sweetheart <3

But he can still kick ur ass and burry you in ur shits.

Even if I ask him to bite me like he does with that medal, he won't do it cuz he's too pure and a good boi

Please protecc him

Shibuya Division: Fling Posse

It looks so colorful and pop, those guy will fight you with the power of moe and cute emojis before crushing you with their bare hands.

Amemura Ramuda

:o !!!

YOU'RE SO CUTE OMGGG

Seriously, I stan his aesthetics and his color scheme

He is Minaduki Rui's long lost twin, except he is the one who has inherited all the cute pop, colorful, cheerful genes

His smile can save the world, trust me on this one

I !!! Want !!! To !!! Caress !!! His !!! Hair !!!

He is a ball of sunshine

Surprisingly v smart ? Don't underestimate him or he'll beat you to death with the most beautiful smile ever <3

Yumeno Gentaro

Ohhhh it's the guy Saito Soma voices

He has a pretty face owo

When I look at his outfit, I absolutely can't imagine him rapping tbh

I'm sure he's actually a huge dramaqueen with an unique sense of beauty coming from the depths of space idk

He's not like the other girls so he chose a v old phone as his mic and he looks RAVISHING with it

Arisugawa Dice

He looks like some sort of gangsta

But like, a STYLISH gangsta

He makes the radio he's holding look so light when I know it would crush my shoulder :')

He's the cool one

He looks like the hot-blooded type who'd start fights as soon as you say he looks like shit

Lemme steal your coat sir-

His hair rlly looks soft… o///o but not as much as Ramuda's gomen

Shinjuku Division: Matenrō

I feel like this is the overly cheated group everyone looks up to and wants to beat up. Maybe some sort of veterans ???

Jinguji Jakurai

Those silky long hair !!!! :ooo

You look v fine sir

He has a mafia boss vibe

The type to always be quiet and deep in his thoughts. He's a mystery for everyone.

Have existential and philosophical questionings

"Why must this world be full of pain and suffuring ?" "I wish a world where everyone could be happy"… or something.

He honestly looks too soft for me to be evil, idk

Izanami Hifumi

Ohhhhhh

He's hot :o

I'm sure he's a womanizer tho

I mean, he's winking and holding a rose, if it isn't the weapons of a womanizer then I'm out

He's sooo flashy, he has fans at every corners

Might be super popular and a womanizer, he doesn't have any intentions of breaking your heart or being a douchebag cuz he's c l e a n

I really like him tbh and I want to burry my face in his hair

Kannonzaka Doppo

Is that Saeran Choi from another dimension ????

Excuse me sir, I think you should go see a therapist

He emanates so much anxiety and self-loath I can't help but feel the need to hug him and protect him

Poor guy must have a rough life, huh

I'm waiting for the day he'll snap and kill everyone

I feel like he would have some sort of sadomasochistic side ???

Nobody wants to be with him but the contrary works too

[williamsockner]

SPN S4 Finale Watchnotes

Okay, finale time. God, Season 4 has been a rough one. The wheels have totally come off the metaplot and episode after episode is going by without even a hint of joy. It’s a shame, because some of my favorite episodes are from this season: “Yellow Fever”, which is tied with “Mystery Spot” as my perfect mix of comedy and indulgent wangst, and “It’s a Terrible Life” and “Monster Movie” - but as a whole this entire season has been heavy on episodes that just drag and it introduced most of my least favorite elements of the whole show (the angels, the angels, and the goddamn angels).

Also, I know I said that I’d stop after S4 but quarantine’s apparently going to last the rest of our lives so fuck it. We carry on, wayward sons, until the burden of this stupid metaplot crushes our will to live.

I swear they spent 75% of the last episode rehashing the same argument a billion times. “Sam, using demon blood to get superpowers makes you a monster!” “No it doesn’t Dean you just don’t care enough about stopping the apocalypse!” “Shut up Sam yes I do now stop drinking demon blood!” “No!” “sHE’s a dEMoN!!!!!” ad nauseam. BOYS, JUST TAKE A NAP.

Oh, also, the villain eats newborn babies because we haven’t made her evil enough yet.

We are starting with Dean’s middle-distance catbox stare and his classic technique of taking any setback as a chance to throw a pity party and make it about his bruised feefees.

“Boo hoo, I am so sorry your feelings are hurt, princess! You sound like a whiny brat.” Bobby is too good for this show.

OH SNAP AND BOBBY GOING IN ON HOW MUCH JOHN WINCHESTER SUCKS TOO, Bobby, you are the king of this entire show, you are the only one with a lick of sense, you are fulfilling all my dreams right now.

Dean: “I deserve to sit at the big kid’s table.” Zachariah: “Didn’t you accidentally start Armageddon.” Dean:

Sam’s powers are constantly fritzing out but he’s decided that he doesn’t need to bother with a devil’s trap, because he also inherited the Dumb Bitch gene.

“What’s black and white and red all over? Disemboweled nuns.” made me snort.

Dean literally just walked over to a vase and knocked it off the table like a housecat.

Dean like “I’m going to walk out of Heaven’s magic escape room” as if he doesn’t basically require written instructions to find his way out of the bathroom most days.

Sam’s such a dumbass, like, he only just remembered that demons possess innocent people because it’s plot-convenient for him to have some sad feelings and up the angst.

Dean’s trying to break out of Heaven’s magic escape room by smashing the wall with a lamp and then acting surprised that it doesn’t work, because he’s dumb as paste.

I know fandom hates Zachariah because he’s the most dickish douchebag on the whole show, but man, I love watching this actor relish in his role and snack on scenery. And especially when he’s just lecturing Dean with “hey, bozo, here are all the many many hints you overlooked that you were being played, all these hints that just whizzed over your head so high they left a chem trail.” Upper management in Heaven must have watercooler conversations that just end in pointing and laughing.

That is the most haunted-ass looking set they’ve ever used in eighty episodes of haunted-looking sets.

Dean “why doesn’t my cell phone work in Heaven D:” Winchester.

Cas: “Dean, I see your guilt, your anger, your confusion…your constant, inept, bewildered confusion.”

Chuck: “Man, I hate it when archangels screw up the pipes in my kitchen.”

Dean! Use your words! Use your big boy words! Stop just screaming “Sammy!!!” and use your words!

Great job literally breaking the world, boys.

Things the boys could have done that would have averted starting the apocalypse: used their cell phones, spoken in complete sentences, actually read Revelations, noticed the eight million clues that they were being played, put Bobby in charge.

[future-crab]

”Emperor Palpatine was my grandfather” Who give a shit.

I’m such a person who doesn’t care about blood relations that any time a storyline focuses on a character grappling with the realization that one of their relatives was evil and worrying that they’ll go down the same path it SUPER doesn’t resonate.

“The sins of the father will be passed down to his children” Skill issue. If I’ve got a problem with your shitty dad, I’m taking it up with your shitty dad.