#but the rest of you are on thin ice
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Wolfstar raising Harry this and Wolfstar raising Harry that well what about Wolfstar raising Neville 👀
#catie is off the hook because they already wrote this#but the rest of you are on thin ice#bonus: wolfstar raising harry AND neville#bonus bonus: jegulus raising harry and wolfstar raising neville#also i'm kidding about there being too much wolfstar raising harry because there ISN'T#and 90% of it is wolfstar smut and then 10% is actually raising harry#so disappointing
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Me, making my Dragon Age OCs in my mid to late teens: Hehe, all but one of them are in their twenties or above... They're so mature...
Me, now, aged 23 with a far more developed brain: Why the fuck are these CHILDREN in charge of SAVING THE WORLD?
#OREST MY LOVE WHY ARE YOU A FATHER AT 20#it is so insane#GEMMA IS 18#I changed like a few of my Inky's ages a few days ago#I made Harta older#Because that fits her vibe *way* better#dragon age#dragon age origins#dragon age inquisition#da warden#da inquisitor#redren#orest mahariel#faelyn tabris#gemma brosca#kiora trevelyan#aelon lavellan#ashavise lavellan#are all under 25#what the fuck#Ozol Adaar#being fucking 35 is gritty realism#same with#Mallory trevelyan#and#Harta Cadash#being 30 years old#the rest of y'all between 25 and 29 are on thin fucking ice#original content
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some observations:
miguel toes are real i guess
resting bitch face
they didn't even ragdoll this man properly. he's just stuck in a pose and then dropped into the atmosphere. his right wrist is severely fucked it's rotating in all the wrong directions. the bg music is not helping. i'm literally crying
taken from this post from the spiderversemovie account on instagram
#legitimately i came across this while editing the editing the pavitr post just now and i can't get it out of my head#miguelito.... and his grippers..........#get them out of my sight fr#the only guy who can have his dogs out is pavitr and even he is walking on thin ice#also rest in peace miguel's right wrist........ it was nice knowing you before you fucking 180'd like a croc deathroll#miguel o'hara#atsv miguel#spider man#spider man 2099#atsv#across the spiderverse#agnirambles
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hickey and gibson were only in a situationship for like 3 episodes BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY GIBSON IS HICKEYS WIFE IT’S RIGHT THERE IN THE TEXT
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actual funniest fields of mistria moment yet was not collecting enough spring flowers and getting passive aggressively scolded by Josephine in front of the entire town for "not participating" then having Juniper cackle at me for getting called out
#i was SO shocked like my fucking bad i didn't know EIGHT flowers weren't enough#you can fail festivals. just a psa. did not enjoy the spring one LMAO#but it was worth it for the reactions#as a result my farmer has beef with josephine but they still like each other#fields of mistria#i wish i took screens it was a disaster#celine was also on thin ice for being like aw you didn't participate :D#my farmer ditched them all and hung out with juniper for the rest of the day he doesn't like flowers anymore#sorry to my followers. this looks like nonsense 🫡
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I can't talk to almost anyone about the hobbit movies because they all either hate them more than me or love and defend them more than me or just don't care. Very few people on this planet understand the exact things that were done SO well that I have to scream about it for 10 years and the exact things that were done SO wrong that I also have to scream about it for 10 years.
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this is going to come across as very mean and honestly! it is! but like 90% of afabs just stone cold do not care about trans women, even those that claim otherwise. to them we are not even people. any support they claim to offer is ultimately oriented toward some transgender Other who does not actually exist. not unique to them ofc its just something i felt the need to say
#there are obviously exceptions to this. i said 90% for a reason#i got friends who Do care and Do see me as a human being. but so many of the rest of you are on remarkably thin ice
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sneeping with his legs up over his head for some reason... weird boye
#cats#love the second picture... skrungly sleepy well rested boye face...#since he's an elderly boy now sometimes when he wakes up from a nap he looks a bit scruffy and squinty eyed#Hard to beleive he's like 15 though.. he still looks like a kitten to me.. due to his giant round creature eyes and childlike demeanor#I think it's interesting that like... baby cats are babies. kittens are kittens. and you can tell a cat is like 'young adult' phase#looking from like a few months to maybe 1yr or 2yrs.. but after that they just always look the same to me#a 5 yr old cat is a 10 yr old cat is a 15 year old cat. unless the cat in question is particulalry aged or youthful#I still have so so little energy... it's been icy here this week. like not even FUN but just scary icy even thoguh i lOOOVE the cold#and its my favorite weather. I think it'd be okay actually if I had a woodburning stove/fireplace/hearth thing. literally thats my only#concern with the power going out. I genuinely don't mind stuff like having to go to the bathroom in buckets or cook over a fire or do other#less conveninet things. Its just that if eveyrhtng is electric then you have no way to cook and all of that. well.. and I literally need#background noise to go to sleep lest my ocd sprials become so loud I am slowly driven into maddness.. but a few battery packs or something#and a phone with one downloaded video I could play on repeat is fine for that. I dont need internet. ANYWAY.. so so sad that my fav#orite season ever (winter) is here. and the first cold of the winter is like... just an ice storm that you cant even walk in. I#love like 4 feet of snow where you can play in it and stuff. But just a thin flat sheet of a few inches of ice over every imaginable surfac#is not really playable. the wind speeds are so high and so many trees fall it's actually not that safe to go hang out outside anyway unless#you were in a totally clear open field. which is SAD also because i love ice and high winds. i love to stand out there and get whipped in t#he face with ice crystals and feel like I'm in some dramatic movie or something. but alas.. the threat of being attacked by a falling tree.#I did go out some but again it's like. literallyyou cant walk on it. so I just squatted and dragged myself along the ground lol#One of my stories has a whole section where the main characters are trapped in a deadly cold environment for a week and have to use magic#to survive and etc. etc. so I'm always like.. ouuu.. I should go in the ice.. it's Writing Research actually.. *foolishly gets frostbite*#THOUGH yesterday I went on a harrowing evil journey down a bunch of icy hilly roads to go check on some person's cat because the cat#had been left in the house for like 5 days at that point with nobody to check on them and nobody else seemed to want to do anything#about it (like call all of the neighbors or try to get someone out there) so I just went myself with a roommate who agreed to drive me.#It seemed acting totally normal and I gave it more food and water but.. I am still worried about it.. Apparently the person will be able#to get back to their house tomorrow but.. I dont trust them. But I couldnt take the cat with me because it's like.. a stranger's cat#basically and also no carrier + very skittish.. so I feared if I just tried to carry them bare handed they'd definitely leap from my grasp#and then it'd be like.. sliding on a sheet of ice chasing a cat and so on.. I still think they need to be watched for health issues tho >:|#ANYWAY.... many cat adventures lately... and strange weather... I wish for a normal week without always so many Things Happening.. augh
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Let yourself imagine established WrioChi having a winter walk and Childe starts a snowball fight. It gets heated and Wriothesley ends up getting full body tackled into the ice cold water, but, thanks to cryo vision user privilege, Childe is the only one who catches a cold from it all and has to be nursed back to health.
(Wriothesley has to threaten to hand him over to Sigewinne regularly because Childe keeps trying to give him his cold via kisses)
((Childe succeeds))
#he regrets it too because now he's stuck trying to nurse the least cooperative patient in the world#he and Sigewinne are tag teaming this man into recovery and it takes both of them pressuring him to get him to take a proper break#“you have a 40°C fever you need to REST.”#“what I NEED is to get this paperwork done so that rest is an option”#“Fine. I'm giving you 15 minutes. if you aren't done by then I'm dragging you out of this office by force.”#in the end Childe had to manhandle him into bed and coax meds down his throat with honeyed tea#Wriothesley is grumpy that it takes him a full week to recover from a cold that had Childe down for 2 days#genshin impact#wriothesley#childe#wriochi#wriothesley x childe#tartaglia#tarthesley#Wriothesley x Tartaglia#childe ajax tartaglia#Sigewinne#Sigewinne gives them both very long lectures about the contagious nature of the common cold#the look in her huge eyes says they're both on thin fucking ice and they better not do this shit again
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begging yall to realize that shipnames only work if you go with the majority. otherwise tags everywhere are gonna be a mess and everyone is gonna be confused.
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if i see a single destiel meme about the results im blocking on sight
#the rest of you wanting to meme the potential bucktommy ily scene you're on thin fucking ice#send post
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Best thing about being a Scooby Doo fan: you can meet some of the nicest people with some really cool ideas and hcs, there's such an abiding love for the franchise, which on its own is just AMAZING, such a wealth of content to dive into, and I haven't even gotten into the fan REDESIGNS and aus and-
Worst thing about being a Scooby Doo fan: people irl in public will come up to you with some of the worst Scooby takes ever (Scrappy found dead in Miami, SDMI revolutionized animation, etc.) and you have to restrain yourself from getting into a fistfight with some rando acquaintance/friend-of-a-friend in public ALL THE TIME 💀
#THERES NO WAY THIS ONLY HAPPENS TO ME RIGHT#its constanttttt ughhhh#james gunn i fucking hate you this is all your fault 🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡🗡#not the sdmi stuff but the REST#there should be a jail sentence for scooby crimes i SWEAR#also this one dude today UGHHHHHHHU#ive never even seen him before (apparently hes been in my math class this year?) but with all the seniors gone (save me bc i love a party)#there was like 5 ppl in math today (4 of them good friends of mine) and this dude would NOT let up with the scrappy sucks sdmi is awesome bs#like i was just like no i disagree with you every time he brought it up but like UGH.#i think scrappy got a bad lot and deserves a chance to be the best he can be and sdmi is personally unwatchable to me because of how mean#they are to each other/the relationship drama plots. whats not to get we dont need to keep hashing this#i didn't make it a big thing though bc i didn’t want to start stuff but ugh#the only ppl allowed to make fun of scrappy around me are my besties and even theyre on thin ice so like watch it bub#blah#scooby doo
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I love the toronto maple samsonov-marner-domi-s ❤💓💞💕💗💖
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i hate the phrase birthday suit
#well i’ll forgive carly rae jepsen for using it in that one song. but the rest of you are on thin fucking ice#jules.txt
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i hope all vocal men are having a good day
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"I beg your fucking pardon?"
#open.#crack.#( there are 2 people who won't catch hands if they say 'then beg' )#( the rest of you are on THIN ICE )#( the king don't play )
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