#but the organization is placing a lot of dogs rn so don’t have a ton of resources at the moment

[teabookgremlin]

got confirmation from a trainer that they do want me to puppy raise again after iris so that relieves some of my anxiety about everything going on

[basaltbutch]

Solarpunk Week Plans

So. First off. I'm starting my week out on the 5th instead of the 8th bc me and my dad are heading on a trip together! I'm really excited, we don't spend a lot of time together and it's space camp so. Lots of opportunities to learn new things.

Of course that means I have only 4 days to prepare now :/ At least I already have tons of supplies lined up and ready to go.

I doubt I'll do everything, but I’d rather have all my ideas written down and saved than forget them all completely. My goal is to finish (or make a lot of progress) a different project for each day of the week.

I really need to make some kind of fence for my garden. I’ll probably recycle one of the wood pallets I have to make posts, then staple/nail chicken wire to it. My dogs have trampled/dug up 4 sunflower seedlings, a tulip, eight of my onion plants, and have knocked over countless pots. It’s getting ridiculous. They refuse to stop. I’m losing my mind.

Work some more on my quilt. 68 out of 1,000 patches have been cut out (so I still have 932 to go) Then I need to sew patches together, stuff them all, then sew them all together. 

Work more on my wip vest. Still have to finish the embroidery on the back, then add designs to the front in fabric, and resew the buttons. 

Start my other vest idea. I want to reuse some old jeans to make a punk vest that I can mess up & paint on & add patches and pins.

Bind a grimoire to trade for some fancy bamboo knitting needles.

Use the second wood pallet to try my hand at making out a bench. Eventually I want to make some to give away/put in public places, but I want to see if I can actually make them first lmao

Seedlings! Garden! I live in a very sunny & warm environment, so spring’s already here. I’ve got two old wood drawers that I’ll probably repaint and drain holes into to use as planters, plus an old shoe organizer I’d like to try planting in. I’ll probably plant lots of sunflowers too, since I’ve got tons of seeds.

I’d also like to make another batch of seed bombs. Make them smaller this time, add less clay to the batch. I’ll probably throw them in urban areas & give them away to friends.

Start figuring out what I want to put in my giveaway bags. There’s a very large homeless population near me, and I’d like to give them something to help. Rn on my list are socks, toothpaste, toothbrushes, dry shampoo, free meal vouchers, and maybe something soft and nice? Like stuffed animals. I’m very much taking suggestions on this, just want to do something for the community.

Some other, smaller, less important things;

I want to try making bioplastic? If possible. I’ve located a very large specimen of prickly pear a 7-8 minute run from my house, and I’ve been snatching any fallen segments that look decent. (Unrelated, but if the fruits ripen soon I might try making some dye.)

Try and figure out a good way to weave things on-the-go.

Make some nice recycled things, either to sell or to hang up around my garden.

[florcnces]

HEY HENS ! my name’s nat & today i present to you the one, the only ... ms florence ! under the cut you’ll find a few bits & pieces i’ve come up w/ so far just so ... u kno ... we can plot or whateva 😏😏😏so if u want me to shower you w/ love, feel free to drop a big, fat LIKE or im me 😏😏😏also ... if u read this thru u will notice that ... i gave up somewhere in the middle of it ...

new york’s very own 𝐅𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄  𝐁𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐀𝐑𝐃 was spotted on broadway street in 𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐆𝐀'𝐒  𝐁𝐁𝐒 . your resemblance to 𝐒𝐘𝐃𝐍𝐄𝐘  𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐘 is unreal . according to tmz , you just had your 𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐘 - 𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐃 birthday bash . while living in nyc , you’ve been labeled as being 𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐅𝐔𝐋 , but also 𝐍𝐔𝐑𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆 . i guess being a 𝐆𝐄𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐈 explains that . 3 things that would paint a better picture of you would be 𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐋  𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐊𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐄𝐒 ,  𝐅𝐄𝐌𝐌𝐄 - 𝐅𝐀𝐓𝐀𝐋𝐄  𝐌𝐎𝐕𝐈𝐄𝐒  &  𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐅 - 𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐃  𝐁𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄𝐒  𝐎𝐅 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐔𝐌𝐄 . ( i seduced the director to get my first big movie role. )  &  ( cis-gendered female & she / her  ) 

𝐢. 𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐬 

name : florence noel brassard

dob / age : may 22nd, 1996 / twenty - two

hometown : paris , france

occupation : actress

aesthetics : pearl necklaces , femme-fatale movies , half-used bottles of perfume , lavender bouquets & satin sheets

positive traits : nurturing , logical , self-motivated , thoughtful 

negative traits : vengeful , scornful , two-faced , devious 

likes :  morning runs , feeling accomplished , freckles , seltzer water , blueberry yogurt , random picnics

dislikes : not getting attention , impulsive decisions , being late , not taking care of herself , mess all over the place , loud voices

𝐢𝐢. 𝐛𝐢𝐨𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐩𝐡𝐲 

baby florence was born & raised in new york city and was immediately thrown into the world of luxury - there literally was no other outcome when your parents appeared to be, like, one of the most powerful couple in the fashion industry, owning a huge chunk of loewe, lv, berluti and etc (so basically think like antoine arnault & natalia vodianova as her parents ... thnx xxxx)

with everything being handed to the girl on a silver platter, flo’s childhood was as boring as it could be. ‘ want to attend ballet classes? we’ll arrange private ones for you with the nycb principals.’ / ‘ can’t find a dress for the event we’re throwing? here’s five custom gowns to choose from, honey. ’ / ‘ there’s a scratch on your shoes; here’s a credit card, go buy yourself three new pairs. ’ / so, basically, tl;dr, they spoiled her ROTTEN

not gonna like, flo had a phase of being a bratty, greedy & ungrateful bih at the age of 13-15 because of the people she surrounded herself with & in order to fit in, she had to have like the best of the best. tho it wasn’t like she hadn’t had any of those things already - she just started taking advantage of her parents’ generosity. it took cutting her allowance down to the minimum for a few months and a few serious conversations to get a confession out of florence and to get her to understand that people should consider your their friends for your personality and not your bank account. so basICALLY she loves her parents v v v much & treasures the relationship they built over the years.

by the time she finished high school, she was v much set on the idea of creating a name for herself. starting a business wasn’t an option bc of how influential her parents were; sports weren’t an option either bc she didn’t have any exceptional talents (fun fact: she tried out for the cheerleading team for 3 yrs in a row only to not make the cut every single time which led to her crying at lunch ... ): #poorbby). being an influencer didn’t sound right to her either, so she went with the option that probably fit her the most - the julliard ! 

it was quite hard getting in there, mostly due to the fact that people there didn’t exactly understand why florence wanted to get into acting. it wasn’t like she needed any additional buzz to her name or more a-list events to be in attendance of, so she did have to prove that she was noth talented & sincerely interested in pursuing the career. however, it wasn’t the hardest thing she had to do to actually become the person she is today.

studying at the julliard wasn’t enough bc it didn’t make it any easier for flo to get a role. she tried her absolute damndest, used every connection she had -- yet, nothing was working. & since going to her papa for her was in no way, shape or form an option, she resorted to the worst.

bc she knew her mother was always in charge of organizing charity galas and whatnot, florence made sure to check out a list of invitees and, much to her sheer luck, she found a few familiar names of actresses and directors who rsvp’d to the event already. the night of the gala was spent with florence circling the room, looking and acting as gorgeous and charming as ever, but nothing seemed to be working bc everyone were either uninterested or just wanted her to get their name to her parents (& that wasn’t an option). however, at the end of the night she found the one. the one who lit up her star.

she didn’t go into it without thinking all of her options. she spent weeks flitring w/ the guy, going on dates and accepting gifts - everything to make it seem as if she was truly interested in him as a person. she laughed at his jokes, enjoyed his embraces - at some point, she even felt as if she could actually end up loving him. however, the moment he offered her the role of her life (plS one day i’ll actually properly headcanon that ish ... but not rn i proMISE!), whatever feelings (or whatever resembled them ...) immediately vanished.

so ! currently bby florence is basking in the newfound limelight and making sure to move further in her career... without having to resort to seducing middle-aged dudes... :-)

𝐢𝐢𝐢. 𝐨𝐛𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 

florence, like i said, isn’t exactly a multi-talented skinny legend. yea, she’s decent at skating, somewhat good at singing, is quite beautiful - nothing out of the ordinary, hence why she sometimes struggles with her confidence. and by sometimes i mean A LOT of times. but if u think she’d ever show it U R SO WRONG BABE. usually whenever she falls into her self-called pit of uncertainty and lack of confidence, florence resorts to dressing up as nicely as she can and going to the first bar that comes to her head to get a drink and attract as much attention as she can. 

she also finds comfort in cooking. sure, with her daddy’s money she could eat out for breakfast, lunch, dinner and everything in between,  but there’s something incredibly comforting in taking the time to cook something for herself. besides, she is very fond of the memories of her mother teaching her how to cook. and the times they’ve accidentally burned the food bc they were too busy talking abt random things :’) like bby can actually make a MEAN kedgeree !!!

since her father is french and her mother is american, florence is bilingual. she prefers speaking french over english purely bc of the beauty of the language, so sometimes she might just switch languages mid-sentence.

florence is also ambidextrous due to the fact that she broke her arm when she was 7 and had to wear a cast for a longer period of time since the bones couldn’t heal properly :-)

also ... v much a dog person. like, cats? EW, don’t talk to her. don’t even think of calling her KITTEN bc u will ... get ur ass handed to u

always and i mean ALWAYS !!!! wears a pearl necklace on her neck that her father gave her for her 18th birthday. and just hella obsessed w/ pearls and flowers. iDK why she just is ...

𝐢𝐯. 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬

obv !!! a best friend ? like, that typical ride-or-die situation where they wouldn’t hesitate to catch the bullet for the other person

maybe a friend / some friends from high school ? either they were the ones pressuring flo to take advantage of finer things and daddy’s money or ... flo could have left them for those ppl

a rival ... who had their eyes on the role florence landed ... and now there’s just a ton of anger and distaste towards each other

exes / one night stands / flirtations ... :-)

[an-american-teen-against-crime]

Get to Know Me Tag

I was tagged by @professorhotchkissesta ! Thanks Maddy!! :)

Name: Cambria

nickname: Sometimes I get called Cam or Cambie (that second one is by my family), Bones by my brother, and rarely I get a Bri. I mostly go by Cambria, but if you wanna call me a nickname that’s fine! :) 

zodiac sign: Pisces 

height: 5′ 7′’

nationality: american

languages spoken: english, a spot of Latin from when I took it for two semesters lol

what time is it?: 1:24 am oof ( 2am at the end now big yikes)

celebrity crush: Chris Evans, (also a lot of marvel actors loool) Timothee Chalamet, Jensen Ackles, and Justin Min (probably others but I don’t follow celebs craaazy close so)

favorite fictional character: *get ready this be long* Nancy Drew, Hardy Boys, the Doctor, Merlin, Percy Jackson, Batman (and co.), DEAN and Sam Winchester, Steve Rogers, Peggy Carter, Natasha Romanov, Matt Murdock, Aragorn (and Legolas and a basically the whole fellowship) Spiderman Peter Parker but a lil bit more Miles Morales, Gansey from the Raven Cycle, them lovely peoples from the many Star Wars movies (ok tbh kinda enjoyed Ben Solo. But the others are cool too including of COURSE og trio and prequel trio) and you don’t know him but Jason Whittiker. There’s a whole heckin lot more but this is me keeping a minimum lol. 

favorite musician: Adam Young or Taylor Swift

favorite sports team: Sports?? What is this thing you speak of

favorite season: ummm...late summer? Spring too maybe. Fall is dope. Only thing I like about winter is the first snow, Christmas, and the clothes ha

favorite flower: unlike francis I do not have favorite flowers to put on my favorites, because I don’t know enough about flowers. Maybe sunflowers, those make me happy. 

favorite scent: Cherry blossoms, lavender, lakeside, the lakehouse I go to every summer, the smell of someone grilling, that buffy body butter from LUSH, a new book’s pages, that new spring smell

favorite color: lots of shades of blue, like a very rich, purple blue maybe? idk the name lol. I like purple too!!!

favorite animal: *prepare for another list* Dinosaurs, ducks, lots of birds (owls), dolphins, whales, horses, deer, cheetahs, elephants, lions, penguins, polar bears, bears, hedgehogs, probably more I can’t think of rn

favorite food: I love a ton of food, but the first thing that comes to mind is these bacon wrapped dates I had one time and I have never been the same since

dream car: ‘67 Chevy Impala, because I know nothing about cars and it looks cool

dream trip: I wanna go a lot of places, but I’d like to go to Japan, Korea, Australia, the United Kingdom, and Italy to name a few. One trip I spent a day in Iceland and then three days in France, and I’d like to go back to both! 

instruments: Learned like 7 songs on the piano and forgot them all. I have an old hand-me-down guitar that I need to learn to play but haven’t yet.

coffee, tea, or hot chocolate: aLL ! Seriously though, love hot chocolate, coffee is good but it heightens anxiety so I gotta watch it. Tea is awesome too!

dog or cat person: boTH but technically who knows cause I’ve never owned either

following: 61

followers: 60

other blogs: @justa-smalltown-gargoyle and @spot-the-three-heads

blog established: March of this year :0 

do you have a tumblr crush?: nope, but I wanna be friends with everyone on here, ya’ll are pretty rad and I love ya!!!

do you get asks?: sooooometimes not often tho

what is your lucky number?: not really a lucky number....but 11 seems common for me. 

what are you wearing rn?: a MAssive Marvel t-shirt and blue sweatpants + llama socks. I’m wearin’ pjs

drink of choice: any kind of good juice

number of blankets you sleep with: four....? If it’s summer though probably none or like one. However I am a cold person and lots of blankets are cozy

average # of sleep hours:  Dunno. I have a really bad sleeping pattern haha. Maybe six or seven hours??? idk

random fact: I took a Karate class in highschool and I had to make my own black belt kata (a kata is an organized performance/dance/acting out? of moves all put together) to pass the test, and I created it with inspiration from the four different forms of bending from Avatar: the Last Airbender XD

Thanks for the tag!! This was super fun!!

@thejoeisthejoe @hardyfrank @nancydrew428 @irinyaclockworker I tag ya’ll unless I missed the fact that you were already tagged for some reason- also I tag anyone who sees this and wants to do it!!!

[strawberrrytide]

tagged by @glurg

name: mikaela

nickname: i have a ton. my family calls me kaela. i’m also called kaley by friends, mickie by the internet, and sweetie by my boyfriend

zodiac: virgo is my star sign but idk the others because i don’t know what time i was born. i’m not big on astrology because what people say about virgos doesn’t match up to me. BUT i am an INFJ and i feel like that is more accurate 

height: 5'3

languages: english

nationality: american (not proud at all)

favorite season: summer and early fall. i love to swim but i live in california so the water is cold a lot. in late summer it is the warmest. i love early fall because everything gets tinted yellow and it looks beautiful. but i don’t like late fall because the days are too short and i get depressed.

favorite flower: california poppies and all wildflowers 🌻

favorite scent: eucalyptus, it is the most relaxing scent to me 🌿 i also love the smell of rain after a long time without it

favorite color: a certain time of day that is like a glowing teal, mustard yellow, seafoam, and peachy pink

favorite animal: i love all animals but bees and rabbits have the most special place in my heart

favorite fictional character: amelie. i relate to her the most.

coffee, tea or hot chocolate: i don’t like coffee or tea and i only like hot chocolate when i make it. i prefer organic apple juice or strawberry lemonade

average hours of sleep: it’s different every single night but i try to get 8 hours

dogs or cats: both! i understand cats better and they understand me better but i can’t choose! but if you put rabbits in this i would have to pick them

number of blankets: rn it’s two quilts

dream trip: i would love for my boyfriend to show me around greece. we’d do everything he would want to do and we would go everywhere. also i would love for him and me to go to the gardens of ninfa in italy. the most romantic garden in the world

blog established: june 2011 💀 i was 12 or something

follower count: itsa secret 🙄🤫

random fact: i’m a witch and i do pendulum readings! if you want one let me know! 🔮

tagging: @existencenomad @heyaeya @bridjett @lilybethsillybeth @pushmipulluridesagain and anyone else who wants to do it! you don’t have to do it if you don’t want to x

[wayhaughterthanyou]

OF COURSE I’M BACK. WHO WOULD I BE IF NOT LIVING IN YOUR BLOG WAITING FOR A CHANCE TO SPAM YOUR ASKS? 1-100

You are very much welcome to spam my asks any time you’d like

1: when you have cereal, do you have more milk than cereal or more cereal than milk? Enough for my cereal to be moist but not enough for it to be swimming…also I hate milk and usually have coconut or a lactate free milk

2: do you like the feeling of cold air on your cheeks on a wintery day? Honestly my favorite shit

3: what random objects do you use to bookmark your books? I used to get in trouble for reading a lot as a kid so I often used a ton of obscure things but I think my favorites were a shoelace and another book

4: how do you take your coffee/tea? I depends on the kind of tea tbh but usually if it’s anything but black tea I’ll drink it plain. As for coffee I hate brewed coffee but I love espresso and I’ll drink that with anything but my favorite is probably an undertow

5: are you self-conscious of your smile? YES! I broke my two front teeth in middle school (long story) and I’ve just been bleh about it since

6: do you keep plants? I don’t but that sounds cute and now I’m sad that I don’t. Daddy needs a lil cactus or something

7: do you name your plants? I shall name my cactus Princess Rosalina Maria Fiore Montoya

8: what artistic medium do you use to express your feelings? Writing and film

9: do you like singing/humming to yourself? Baby the only way to spread christmas cheer is singing loudly for ALL to hear

10: do you sleep on your back, side, or stomach? I used to sleep curled in a ball on my side but I have a back injury rn and can only sleep on my back and its terrible and I hate it

11: what’s an inner joke you have with your friends? Lisa.

12: what’s your favorite planet? Earth. The ocean literally makes me want to cry thinking about it

13: what’s something that made you smile today? Waking up and seeing this ask

14: if you were to live with your best friend in an old flat in a big city, what would it look like? Like interior design? Oh wow, like a mix of modern and rustic? My brother and I are classy boys; we like to feel like we’re living in a spaceship and a cabin simultaneously

15: go google a weird space fact and tell us what it is! GOOGLE?? THAT WEBSITE FOR PLEBS WHO DONT KNOW SPACE FACTS?? The moon landing was faked.

16: what’s your favorite pasta dish? Pene al Vodka

17: what color do you really want to dye your hair? Right now I kinda just want to bleach it but I’m not sure if I should do it before pride or after.

18: tell us about something dumb/funny you did that has since gone down in history between you and your friends and is always brought up. Umm there is a picture of me…called Jaba the Hyuck..and um.. yeah

19: do you keep a journal? what do you write/draw/ in it? I don’t and I actually never have, however I have always written by hand so I used to always carry around a book.

20: what’s your favorite eye color? Trick question I have literally never seen an eyeball that I have not fallen in love with sooo

21: talk about your favorite bag, the one that’s been to hell and back with you and that you love to pieces. My messenger bag, which has had both sides of the straps resewn, has been peed on by a resentful cat, and lugged around 30 pounds of bullshit my senior year

22: are you a morning person? I have to be! I wake up at 4:30 on weekdays for my job

23: what’s your favorite thing to do on lazy days where you have 0 obligations? Play video games

24: is there someone out there you would trust with every single one of your secrets? Yes which is weird saying that out loud

25: what’s the weirdest place you’ve ever broken into? An abandoned preschool

26: what are the shoes you’ve had for forever and wear with every single outfit? Vans high tops

27: what’s your favorite bubblegum flavor? Okay so I hate actually chewing gum for a prolonged period of time anymore but I love the watermelon 5 gum

28: sunrise or sunset? Watching the sunset with someone and then staying up to watch the sunrise

29: what’s something really cute that one of your friends does and is totally endearing? @a-maelstrom​ thinks she’s tough but it just makes me want to pinch her cheeks ;)

30: think of it: have you ever been truly scared? I live with 2 demons I’m scared every day of my life

31: what is your opinion of socks? do you like wearing weird socks? do you sleep with socks? do you confine yourself to white sock hell? really, just talk about socks. I used to hate socks but after losing 100 lbs really fast and having absolutely no more blubber to keep you warm you learn that socks are nice and are just here to keep you cozy. But I’ll only wear black ankle socks

32: tell us a story of something that happened to you after 3AM when you were with friends. We we’re playing Mario Party on my friends wii and we decided we were going to play until disney started airing the old shows like Kim Possible and shit, but then the batteries died. BUT there was a 711 around the corner that we could all walk to BUT we lived in a really jacked up town. Long story short we saw 3 drug deals on the way and when we got back I won the game and my friend rage quit and turned the system off before I had a proper chance to bask in my glory

33: what’s your fave pastry? I love Italian cookies

34: tell us about the stuffed animal you kept as a kid. what is it called? what does it look like? do you still keep it? Okay I had two, they were both life sized black labs, one a puppy and the other an adult, and they were called Big Blacky and Little Blacky cause I’m creative as fuck I still have them in a bag in the attic somewhere

35: do you like stationary and pretty pens and so on? do you use them often? I only use on type of pen. Pilot Pen G.2 7.0mm

36: which band’s sound would fit your mood right now? 99% of the time I’ll have an album that takes over my entire soul (because I used a technique with writing long works that involves music) and right now thats One Fell Swoop by The Spill Canvas

37: do you like keeping your room messy or clean? I like it clean however my brother and I use it as a rec room right now so it’s like… a mess

38: tell us about your pet peeves! CHEWING. I don’t care if you resort to swallowing things whole around me I don’t want to hear you chew

39: what color do you wear the most? Black or blue

40: think of a piece of jewelry you own: what’s it’s story? does it have any meaning to you? I have a necklace that hasn’t left my neck since I was 15. It means everything

41: what’s the last book you remember really, really loving? To Kill a Mockingbird is my favorite book, but the most recent one I’ve read and loved is called The Ables by Jeremy Scott

42: do you have a favorite coffee shop? describe it! I don’t! I wish I had a cute one that I went to

43: who was the last person you gazed at the stars with? I don’t think anyone’s actually amused me enough to look at the stars with me so I’m gonna say my dog cause I used to find constellations at night and he’d join me in the backyard and lay with me

44: when was the last time you remember feeling completely serene and at peace with everything? I don’t lmao

45: do you trust your instincts a lot? I always do, which sometimes gets me into trouble but fuck it ya know

46: tell us the worst pun you can think of. What do you call a lobster with a boob job at a dirty bus stop? A busty crustacean at a crusty bus station

47: what food do you think should be banned from the universe? Spagettios

48: what was your biggest fear as a kid? is it the same today? Spiders. Hell yes motherfucker

49: do you like buying CDs and records? what was the last one you bought? I do only because my brothers car only plays CD’s I have no idea what the last one I bought was though

50: what’s an odd thing you collect? I collect currency from other countries, but only the ones that I find in the US. Like going to a country and bringing back the currency is cheating, I have to find it here

51: think of a person. what song do you associate with them? The first person that came to mind is my brother and the song is Fear of Flying by A Rocket to the Moon

52: what are your favorite memes of the year so far? Oh wow I don’t know man

53: have you ever watched the rocky horror picture show? heathers? beetlejuice? pulp fiction? what do you think of them? I have watched all of them. Beetlejuice and Pulp Fiction are amazing and I love them, but RHPS and Heathers (especially the musical) very much impacted my life and my art

54: who’s the last person you saw with a true look of sadness on their face? My dad when I told him he has white privilege

55: what’s the most dramatic thing you’ve ever done to prove a point? Oh god I’m such a dramatic bitch I’ll do anything to prove a point

56: what are some things you find endearing in people? Honesty, compassion and the ability to see past one’s own beliefs to at least try to understand someone else’s

57: go listen to bohemian rhapsody. how did it make you feel? did you dramatically reenact the lyrics? I don’t there’s been a time I’ve listened to that song without getting the chills and acting it out like a madman

58: who’s the wine mom and who’s the vodka aunt in your group of friends? why? My friend Adam is the wine aunt, my brother is the vodka aunt, and you can call me daddy

59: what’s your favorite myth? TSM Myth

60: do you like poetry? what are some of your faves? Very rarely

61: what’s the stupidest gift you’ve ever given? the stupidest one you’ve ever received?  A condom.. on both sides..cause we’re so funnny

62: do you drink juice in the morning? which kind? I don’t have a “regular schedule” where I “consume nutrients” but I love apple juice

63: are you fussy about your books and music? do you keep them meticulously organized or kinda leave them be? Yes they’re me babes

64: what color is the sky where you are right now? It’s a beautiful blue and the sky writers are practicing for the air show coming up this summer

65: is there anyone you haven’t seen in a long time who you’d love to hang out with? Yeah quite a few, but I might be seeing one at Pride

66: what would your ideal flower crown look like? Cute and classy

67: how do gloomy days where the sky is dark and the world is misty make you feel? Like the outside matches the inside

68: what’s winter like where you live? Sometimes we have blizzards and sometimes is 70 on christmas

69: what are your favorite board games? Monopoly and chess neither of which anyone will ever play with me

70: have you ever used a ouija board? Baby doll how do you think I got these demons

71: what’s your favorite kind of tea? The twitter kind

72: are you a person who needs to note everything down or else you’ll forget it? I’m the type of person who knows I’ll forget but doesn’t write it down anyway

73: what are some of your worst habits? I crack everything

74: describe a good friend of yours without using their name or gendered pronouns. A lil honey bee

75: tell us about your pets! I HAVE 6! A big ol mutt named Roscoe and he’s my boy and i taught him everything he knows (hes good at turning tricks) a whippet and jack-Russel mix named Sandy and shes a lil dummy, then a tux cat named Domino thats scared of everyone, a fat orange cat named Max who got lazy and took a nap on a scale one day (hes 17lbs), my baby boy Bandit, he has mainecoon in him and he has an extra thumb and is my world, and I have a turtle named Peewee who we call Pubes

76: is there anything you should be doing right now but aren’t? Editing

77: pink or yellow lemonade? PINK

78: are you in the minion hateclub or fanclub? I liked them in despicable me but it gets old seeing them everywhere

79: what’s one of the cutest things someone has ever done for you? My cat loves me and thats all i can ask for

80: what color are your bedroom walls? did you choose that color? if so, why? Beige, nope my landlord

81: describe one of your friend’s eyes using the most abstract imagery you can think of. ROUND ORBS, SQUARE HOUSE

82: are/were you good in school? I hated it because I was smarter than everyone so everyone hated me

83: what’s some of your favorite album art? The art from Nothing personal by All Time Low, the deluxe edtion, but more specifically the art printed directly on the CD

84: are you planning on getting tattoos? which ones? I have so many planned but I’m getting a farnsworth from Warehouse 13 that says “endless wonder”

85: do you read comics? what are your faves? I read the Rick and Morty ones and I was big on batman in

86: do you like concept albums? which ones? They’re absoutely everything to me. Sgt. Peppers, Pet Sounds, Pretty Odd, One Fell Swoop, Broken Bride..ugh my shit

87: what are some movies you think everyone should watch at least once in their lives? Jaws, Wizard of Oz, a lot more that I can’t think of

88: are there any artistic movements you particularly enjoy? I don’t like moving thanks

89: are you close to your parents? Nope

90: talk about your one of you favorite cities. Seattle!

91: where do you plan on traveling this year? Hopefully moving away

92: are you a person who drowns their pasta in cheese or a person who barely sprinkles a pinch? I’m gross and I have barely any

93: what’s the hairstyle you wear the most? HAt

94: who was the last person you know to have a birthday? My friend pat

95: what are your plans for this weekend? I’m about to eat a taco and smoke pot and I’ve got nothing after that

96: do you install your computer updates really quickly or do you procrastinate on them a lot? The time when my computer crashed after 80 questions was because it auto started an update because it wouldn’t allow me to put it off anymore

97: myer briggs type, zodiac sign, and hogwarts house? INFP, Libra, and Ravenclaw

98: when’s the last time you went hiking? did you enjoy it? A couple of months ago when my town threw a concert in the part for Zebra, it was fun cause we smoked in the woods

99: list some songs that resonate to your soul whenever you hear them. Oh, Calamity- All Time Low, Bottom of the Deep Blue Sea- Missio, This is for Keeps- The Spill Canvas

100: if you were presented with two buttons, one that allows you to go 5 years into the past, the other 5 years into the future, which one would you press? why? Future. fuck old me that bitch is dumb i don’t wanna see him

THANK YOU FOR RETURNING TO MEEEEE! My ask is always open and I’m always SO VERY LONELY!

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1-100 of the cute questions

  Its 3am, why not

1:  when you have cereal, do you have more milk than cereal or more cereal than milk? more cereal

2:  do you like the feeling of cold air on your cheeks on a wintery day? YES

3:  what random objects do you use to bookmark your books? post it notes

4:  how do you take your coffee/tea? my coffee has one sugar and a fUCK TON of french vanilla creamer

5:  are you self-conscious of your smile? yea

6:  do you keep plants? no, I’d like to but they’d probs die

7:  do you name your plants? I would

8:  what artistic medium do you use to express your feelings? drawing

9:  do you like singing/humming to yourself? yea

10:  do you sleep on your back, side, or stomach? stomach

11:  what’s an inner joke you have with your friends? target?

12:  what’s your favorite planet? Saturn

13:  what’s something that made you smile today? The Get Down

14:  if you were to live with your best friend in an old flat in a big city, what would it look like? its messy because we both refuse to clean until I eventually give in, dog hair everywhere

15:  go google a weird space fact and tell us what it is! Space is always quiet because there is no atmosphere for sound waves to travel through

16:  what’s your favorite pasta dish? chicken fettuccine alfredo

17:  what color do you really want to dye your hair? dont wanna dye my hair

18:  tell us about something dumb/funny you did that has since gone down in history between you and your friends and is always brought up. i cant remember any

19:  do you keep a journal? what do you write/draw/ in it? i have a dream journal, now my dreams get more vivid and strange

20:  what’s your favorite eye color? green

21:  talk about your favorite bag, the one that’s been to hell and back with you and that you love to pieces. I have a red bag i take everywhere

22:  are you a morning person? yea

23:  what’s your favorite thing to do on lazy days where you have 0 obligations? nothing

24:  is there someone out there you would trust with every single one of your secrets? no, trust issues to the mAX

25:  what’s the weirdest place you’ve ever broken into? a school

26:  what are the shoes you’ve had for forever and wear with every single outfit?

27:  what’s your favorite bubblegum flavor? fruit

28:  sunrise or sunset? sunrise

29:  what’s something really cute that one of your friends does and is totally endearing? one of my friends always invites me when they all go out even though she knows i’ll probs say no

30:  think of it: have you ever been  truly scared? yes

31:  what is your opinion of socks? do you like wearing weird socks? do you sleep with socks? do you confine yourself to white sock hell? really, just talk about socks. I loVE socks!! colorful socks and prints im LOVE SOCKS

32:  tell us a story of something that happened to you after 3AM when you were with friends. we were outside on the patio and laughing but i cant remember why

33:  what’s your fave pastry? cream puffs

34:  tell us about the stuffed animal you kept as a kid. what is it called? what does it look like? do you still keep it? its a stuffed zebra named Stripes, i still have him

35:  do you like stationary and pretty pens and so on? do you use them often? YES

36:  which band’s sound would fit your mood right now? mindless self indulgence

37:  do you like keeping your room messy or clean? clean but its always messy

38:  tell us about your pet peeves! I hate when people touch me when I tell them not to and when people yell at me

39:  what color do you wear the most? black

40:  think of a piece of jewelry you own: what’s it’s story? does it have any meaning to you? i have a choker with a heart in the middle that my girlfriend gave me and I love it

41:  what’s the last book you remember really, really loving? im reading the ranger’s apprentice again and its beAUTIFUL

42:  do you have a favorite coffee shop? describe it! dont have one

43:  who was the last person you gazed at the stars with? my great grandpa

44:  when was the last time you remember feeling completely serene and at peace with everything? um never?

45:  do you trust your instincts a lot? no

46:  tell us the worst pun you can think of. im a frayed knot

47:  what food do you think should be banned from the universe? corn

48:  what was your biggest fear as a kid? is it the same today? the dark, im still scared of it

49:  do you like buying CDs and records? what was the last one you bought? i like buying CDs, the last one i bought was Departure by Journey

50:  what’s an odd thing you collect? i dont collect anything

51:  think of a person. what song do you associate with them? Natural High by Bloodstone makes me think of my dad 

52:  what are your favorite memes of the year so far? what in tarnation

53:  have you ever watched the rocky horror picture show? heathers? beetlejuice? pulp fiction? what do you think of them? ive seen all of these but pulp fiction, and i loVE THEM

54:  who’s the last person you saw with a true look of sadness on their face? im not sure

55:  what’s the most dramatic thing you’ve ever done to prove a point? idk

56:  what are some things you find endearing in people? when people look at you so you know you’re being listened to when you feel like nobody is

57:  go listen to bohemian rhapsody. how did it make you feel? did you dramatically reenact the lyrics? i feel tired, and yes i sang along

58:  who’s the wine mom and who’s the vodka aunt in your group of friends? why? gerritt is the wine mom and vivica is the vodka aunt

59:  what’s your favorite myth? the one about persephone

60:  do you like poetry? what are some of your faves? i like poetry but i dont have favorites

61:  what’s the stupidest gift you’ve ever given? the stupidest one you’ve ever received? im not sure

62:  do you drink juice in the morning? which kind? no

63:  are you fussy about your books and music? do you keep them meticulously organized or kinda leave them be? leave them be

64:  what color is the sky where you are right now? black

65:  is there anyone you haven’t seen in a long time who you’d love to hang out with? yes

66:  what would your ideal flower crown look like? made entirely out of babys breath

67:  how do gloomy days where the sky is dark and the world is misty make you feel? sleepy and calm

68:  what’s winter like where you live? rainy

69:  what are your favorite board games? candyland

70:  have you ever used a ouija board? no

71:  what’s your favorite kind of tea? all berry teas are gOOD

72:  are you a person who needs to note everything down or else you’ll forget it? i need to note everything down, but i forget to

73:  what are some of your worst habits? picking my skin, biting my nails, tearing the skin on my lips

74:  describe a good friend of yours without using their name or gendered pronouns. always excited to see me. makes sure im ok. asks about how im doing. encourages me to continue painting. listens to me when i need to talk

75:  tell us about your pets! i have a fish, he is big and beautiful

76:  is there anything you should be doing right now but aren’t? sleeping

77:  pink or yellow lemonade? pink

78:  are you in the minion hateclub or fanclub? neutralclub

79:  what’s one of the cutest things someone has ever done for you? when my girlfriend sends me cute messages when im asleep or randomly during the day

80:  what color are your bedroom walls? did you choose that color? if so, why? beigeish white,  i did not pick the color

81:  describe one of your friend’s eyes using the most abstract imagery you can think of. im not sure what this means, they are big eyes

82:  are/were you good in school? im trying

83:  what’s some of your favorite album art? Graduation by Kanye West and Tighter by Mindless Self Indulgence

84:  are you planning on getting tattoos? which ones? Im not sure what i want but i want a tattoo on my thigh

85:  do you read comics? what are your faves? yES! i really like Gotham Academy rn

86:  do you like concept albums? which ones? im not sure what that is

87:  what are some movies you think everyone should watch at least once in their lives? loRD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY

88:  are there any artistic movements you particularly enjoy? not really

89:  are you close to your parents? my mom

90:  talk about your one of you favorite cities. San Francisco is pretty and I always want to be there

91:  where do you plan on traveling this year? No where yet

92:  are you a person who drowns their pasta in cheese or a person who barely sprinkles a pinch? dROWN THE PASTA

93:  what’s the hairstyle you wear the most? The way it looks when i wake up

94:  who was the last person you know to have a birthday? my friend

95:  what are your plans for this weekend? Im not sure yet

96:  do you install your computer updates really quickly or do you procrastinate on them a lot? procrastinate them

97:  myer briggs type, zodiac sign, and hogwarts house? INFP, gemini, hufflepuff

98:  when’s the last time you went hiking? did you enjoy it? the day you catch me hiking is the day i die

99:  list some songs that resonate to your soul whenever you hear them. Don’t Recall by KARD, Such Small Hands and Nobody Not Even The Rain by La Dispute, Always by Rap Monster and Lullabies by All Time Low

100:  if you were presented with two buttons, one that allows you to go 5 years into the past, the other 5 years into the future, which one would you press? why? 5 years to future to bring me closer to death