#but the more i think about it...... RAGHHHHH

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ahhhhhh

[witchinatree]

making a list of my favorite quote/ones that stuck with me from each season 1 episode because i feel like it

(i'm starting this after episode 4 but it will be a WHILE before i post it)

episode 1: "bones are a lie peddled by Big Milk" - alice

i love this one because it's a great introduction to alice i think. also it radiates spiral so i hope we get avatar alice not dead alice (isnt there a podcast called alice isnt dead?)

episode 2: "If I wanted to clear the canvas, I would have used turpentine." - statement

this one was just fucking powerful and caught me so off guard like 😶

episode 3: "What would I do without her?" - statement

the norris statement <3 it feels like martin asking what he would do without jon which makes mag200 a lot sadder and i love them

episode 4: "Perhaps you shall prove a stronger will than I, and will yet find it within yourself to destroy this hungry thing of wood and cat-gut." - statement

augustus sighting #1 and we immediately get jonah magnus expressing that it may be possible for gwen bouchard unknown family member to overcome the eye's hunger spooky violin

episode 5: "Voyeur needs to be seen to be believed." - statement

i feel like this one is pretty reflective of how the seasons gonna go? like if you explain the events of tma (mag200 specifically) no one's gonna believe you, it must be seen to be believed!! and also seen!! like the eye!!!

episode 6: "Not sca- This isn’t some poxy blood test, some little pinprick, this is hundreds, thousands of razor sharp points pushing into your flesh." - needles

i love needles so much and i thought this was really funny because it was like "you dont find me scary!! what the fuck!!!" just kind of toddler michael energy

episode 7: "It’s not like we’re wrestling with tape recorders and manila folders." - celia

STOP IT. celia you can't say that you just cannot!!!!!! you Know™ too much maam i cant with you

episode 8: "Pleasure to meet you both. I’m Gerry!"

RAGHHHHH OH MY GOD GERRY!!!! i love him so much and idk how to handle him being alive in the tmagp universe!! gertrude too but idk we got so much of her in tma and not nearly enough of gerry

episode 9: "And honestly, it’s kind of compelling by this point." - sam

they got him 😔😔 the horrors got sam 😔😔 also i found this to be an interesting contrast to jon's heavy resistance in season 1 like he was being compelled but he wasn't going to let anyone know that vs sam "its kinda compelling to trauma dump on this paperwork :]" how is he somehow even more victim material

episode 10: "Gosh you’re sexy, here’s a twenty for your trouble.” - alice

does this count as a quote if shes also quoting what she thinks sam should say? idk anyway i love her i would say that to her if given the chance and it was very silly. i will not be addressing bonzo i am scared.

episode 11: "...Thank you, Alice" - gwen

dyhard dyhard dyhard dyhard dyhard. okay also, the way she CRUMBLED at the idea of anyone doing anything nice for her please someone give her a hug and let it be ME. this series is tossing me back and forth between sam & alice (what is their ship name) and dyhard but this put me back to dyhard

episode 12: "You know it's rude to have absolutely no game?" - alice

she's so fucking funny i need her to be okay so badly!!!! i don't think even tim made me laugh as much as she makes me chuckle and this one really got me. it's hard to write such a comedic character in a podcast since you only have the voice but they really nailed it i adore her

episode 13: "Is it my fault?" - gwen

each of these episodes just reveal a little bit more about how loving and soft gwen is and idk i love her so unbelievably much so seeing that she felt guilt about the bonzo stuff just made her so much more real :(

episode 14: "Christ, they’re in the walls…" - statement

theyre in the walls!!! theyre in the goddamn walls!!!!! anyway that got me because i realized the hole before the statement said it. made more sad than scared tbh

episode 15: "Babies are cool!" - alice this entire interaction between her and sam & celia was so awkward, she is so obvious and i love her anyway

episode 16: "It’s not like I was holding doors open for Mr Bonzo or anything." - gwen my wife is so so so stupid but i adore her AND this gives room for character development. i wish she did not do that though. i love when characters are flawed and have depth but i struggled to get past THIS flaw of hers

episode 17: "Thanks, I guess. Not exactly the same, though, is it?" - celia shes talking TO JON IN THE COMPUTER. SHE KNOWS. i lost my damn mind i love her i love her. get the gay people out of the puter please queen

episode 18: "Why would I need to talk to you? Your work is satisfactory. Unless you have a work-related issue I could assist you with?" - lena solidified my opinion that lena is the best boss to ever have, i adore her and i would want to work for her if she wasn't the boss of Creepy Establishment #1

episode 19: "You’re going to throw it in the fishtank, aren’t you?" - alice colin's behavior is like really worrying BUT i'm glad he's back. i was not convinced he was still alive

episode 20: "I suppose it’s too late for remorse, isn’t it? And why should I be sorry? This is what I deserve!" - ink5oul/statement they reminded me of jon a lot, like especially his season 3/4 transformation when he doesn't quite know everything but he knows he isn't who he was in season 1 anymore, i hope we see more of their life and they can be helped :(

episode 21: [Tape Recorder Bites Ink5oul] - audio description i know it's not technically a quote but this is just so fucking funny. why does it have teeth. what does this mean for the lore. holy shit.

episode 22: "Jonathan Sims and Martin Blackwood" - celia. knawing at the walls of my enclosure i am so not okay. i'm not okay. wtf. wtf. wtf. they're real. wtf.

episode 23: "I had a favorite mug. It said “love you, bitch” and had a picture of a drunk dog on it." - alice. okay i just love this entire interaction because gwen got to open up a little bit and my dyhard heart is so full

episode 24: "I am told that children like me, and I’ve always held the opinion that the world would be a better place if everyone just thought more." - basira. once again this whole interaction was so fun but like idk i loved hearing basira somewhat happy and in a safe place :] my wife <3

episode 25: " I am trying to help, to save us from this goddamned fucking nightmare machine!" - colin. MAN I REALLY WAS ROOTING FOR YOU!!! I WAS SO CONFIDENT YOU WEREN'T GONNA DIE!!!! it's over

episode 26: "I was worrying for a moment that you were Magnussing." - alice. MAGNUSSING BEING CANON MADE ME SAY IT EVEN MORE I'VE SAID IT LIKE TWICE ALREADY

episode 27: "You didn’t tell me the room was labelled, “Archivist.”" - celia. oooooh somebody's got TRAUMAAAAA LMAO

episode 28: "So you’re telling me you know nothing about an OIAR external contract being found with the bodies of two tattooed thugs who met rather grisly ends?" - TREVOR HERBERT???? anyway. ink5oul mention!!!!! i hope they stop killing people it's really rude

episode 29: "Alice, er… we’ve got to talk. It’s important." - teddy. i knew it was over for him but i didn't think it was gonna be THIS bad??? bye babe i guess??? 😭

episode 30: how do i even pick. the whole fucking episode. i can't. i am in a state of shock. i need to lay down for 30 years.

[creampuff-nonanon]

Hello are your requests open?

If so, may I request sub Scaramouche/wanderer x kinda clingy or just very affectionate reader who hugs/kisses him a lot and accidentally makes him flustered? Can be nsfw 🤭🤭🤭

If you aren’t accepting requests, please feel free to ignore! 😚

The Balladeer Wanderer x Reader

☆— I HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR WHAT I'M 'BOUT TO DO <3

☆A/N: RAGHHHHH RAGHHHHHH RAGHHHHH *horny roars*

☆Warning/Notes: ARCHON QUEST SPOILERS!!! NSFW UNDER THE CUT, Minors idgaf give me clout/hj but fr though being horny is normal ig, No gender specified for reader

⋆ Before he got his older memories back he was just a wanderer, then he met you.

⋆ Achievement unlocked!

⋆ "simp-ly in love with you"

⋆ He loved your hugs and kisses

⋆ Clings on to you like a bear

⋆ But when you both encountered traveler and got his memories back...

⋆ "Ahhhh I knew I wouldn't fight some metal head. Who would've thought. Does this count as enemies to lovers?" You questioned as if he- no, Scaramouche didn't almost kill you.

⋆ He was quite shocked that you were still the same even after all of that.

⋆ He felt embarrassed, ashamed, head over heels (again) all at the same time!

⋆ he's quite confused, he knew you understand what he went through but damn you a lil too loyal😭

⋆ everytime your lips pecks his cheeks, the way you give warmth to his cold body, the way you intertwine your hands with his.

⋆ He felt at ease... Until Nahida wanted to spend time with you both.

⋆ Oh god not lesser lord Kusanali

⋆ Oh god you're still affectionate

⋆ oh god oh lord oh barbatos-

⋆ You were talking about your recent interest but stopped when you noticed Nahida's eyes on him.

⋆ He was looking away from the both of you.

⋆ "I think I got it!" Huh?

⋆ "This reaction, it's called "flustered" isn't it?" Ohhh

⋆ "Yes Nahida" you replied, "Want me to show you one more example of this reaction?"

⋆ The boy panicked

⋆ "wait no-"

⋆ "Hope you're ready for what I'm 'bouta do <3." You said attacking him with kisses, Nahida giggling

⋆ "ACK WAI–"

–NSFW TIME

Kinda sucks tbh

Warning: praise kink, use of "good boy" once, implied dacryphilia, use of "ma'am/sir" on reader

No genitals mentioned for reader

You know, the classic Creampuff anon combo

⋆ oh god.

⋆ you.

⋆ YOU.

⋆ You made him weak.

⋆ You had him wrapped around your fingers (maybe literally too LMFAO)

⋆ When you place your hands on his thighs.

⋆ When he feels your hot breath on his shoulders.

⋆ The way you look at him with half-lidded eyes.

⋆ The way you pepper kisses on his palm as he grinds on you.

⋆ The way you call him a "good boy" for taking it all.

⋆ My guys a walking "me when yio, uou me when, when I, when"

⋆ "Hahh.. ma'am/sir.. feels good s'good.." he tells you, almost out of breath

⋆ You simply kissed his lips, not stopping.

⋆ "Look at you. You look so beautiful like this."

⋆ He was gonna cry, in a good way!

⋆ The sensation mixed with your praises made him dizzy

⋆ "I'm gonna cum, please ma'am/sir let me cum, pleasepleaseplease– mph!" you kissed him, going faster.

⋆ He whines, back arched as white strings of his cum came out.

⋆ "HHhhah Y/N... thank you I- I love you.."

⋆ after cleaning yourself and him up, you placed him on your lap.

⋆ Humming, you brushed your fingers through his hair, taking care of the knots after this night.

[shmowder]

I also love daniil having to learn how to show love. like. it comes so easily to his s/o and he wants to return it because why does he feel so warm and safe?? what the hell magic are you doing to make him lower his guard and struggle to find the words?? but he can only really express his love through latin phrases that can’t have the meaning fully translated, or the words he uses come off as being sharp and he doesn’t understand why you don’t get that he loves you.

so he keeps trying and does his best to practice love. he studies how you do it, just like he studied in school. studying and analyzing feels normal to him, he’s comfortable watching you reach for his hand as you walk down the street, or link arms with him when there’s a crowd of people and you get nervous about being away from him. and as time goes on, your actions feel intuitive to him. you don’t need to ask him to hold you, he just sees the look on your face and it all makes sense in his mind. and to see you smile again, like how you did when he put his hand on your back to lead you in the right direction, he’d trade anything for that.

I just love his character so much. someone so knowledgeable and smart, someone so full of love and determination, learning how to show it all through trial and error.

I especially love it in contrast to how artemy shows love, how easily it comes to him, how easy it is for him to give and receive physical affections.

raghhhhh I just love it all. I could go on about how they specifically show affection and love, ESPECIALLY in front of other people, let me know if u want me to ramble about it aaaaaa

love u!! -🥀

I definitely would love to hear more of your thoughts about it! This is a great analysis of his character.

To learn how to love you, properly love you rather than just expect you to b content with what you have.

Because Daniil never settles for less, he always goes above and beyond, he puts in effort in everything he does. From his appearance to his work and even personality, you think he memorised all those Latin phrases effortlessly or on a whim? No. He took them seriously and still brush up on his language every now and then just to have the right to qoute them at people.

So why would he ever approach loving you, the most important person in his whole life, with any less effort?

Love comes naturally to Artemy, it's an instinct in a way. He never had to struggle for it, that's why it's difficult for him to accommodate you if you happen to prefer a different love style that's more traditionally romantic.

Artemy follows his heart, his gut feeling, and the way he shows his love has always been the same. Domestic and authentic, sincere and down to earth rather than grandiose or passionate.

While Daniil always had to learn from scratch, he's a candle that never burns out. Fueled by his determination and ambition, if mediocrity is unacceptable in his work, then why in hell would he ever allow it in his own personal love life? He learns what you like, what you value, and how you'd rather be shown affection and follow along.

Akin to learning the steps in a new dance, to the melody of your heart.

[mackmp3]

RAGHHHHH OKAY OKAY so first beforeee I forget I got a Dr who shirt!!!!!! it has ten and 11 on it raghhhhhhhhhhhhh

okay now for business my reaction to the new Doccy whomst trailer; CRAZY?????? the are just priming ruby for tragic companion things - so soooooonnnn its actually got me wondering whether they went that haha....something bads gonna happen to themmmmm in the trailers for season 4... hrm

but aLSO the Beatles moment walking across the crossing?????? also is Jonathon groff the master???????? I low key saw that person form the trailer with the bright orange hair and like stripey suit and kind of prayed it was them so that we have a more interesting master again

and yeah those are my thoughts :DDD

oh hell yeah nice shirt hehehe i want a tardis pin for my bag

YEAGH ruby is going to have So Many Things happen to her OH they dropped episode titles too - there's one called 'the legend of ruby sunday' RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CANT WAIT AJHSAJSAS SO MUCH SHIT IS GONNA HAPPEN TO HER idk if you caught it theres a bit where ruby and the tardis fade away LIKE AHSGNHANG (to be honest i only saw that in a gifset later hehe) i am so so so ready for her arc ashajsnhkn she is going to be psychologically damaged yay yippee

and YEAH the beatles moment hehe i am so ready to see the doctor whomst take on sixties music i know a lot about the beatles but to be honest if the historical accuracy is non existent it'll be funny yknow? and YEAH THE PERSON W/ ORANGE HAIR idk who they are but i am so ready to find out they seem so fabulous - it would be kinda fun if they were a new villain but idk it might be someone else they've brought back from classic who like they did with the toymaker that would be interesting too - i saw someone saying that jonathan groff might be playing a younger version of jack harkness?? which is an interesting theory. but i am SO READY FOR THE NEXT MASTER GONNA BE HONEST I LOBVE THEM THEY'RE SO UNHINGED :DDDDDD SERIES FOURTEEN I CANT WAITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

^^ thinking about doctor who moodboard