#but the juxtaposition of these is hilarious to me.

[kingprilbusbignaturals]

Viola, Tula, and Ava's epilogues: "I'm having children and becoming a leader," "I'm entering my slut era," and "I'm reforming our community's support systems." (You know.... things without long-term international implications)

Meanwhile, Thorn, Lila, and Jaysohn's epilogues: "I, a stoat, look into a camera and explain to all of humanity the existence of a large community of human-like stoats," "I become the first stoat with a DOCTORATE in NUCLEAR PHYSICS from OXFORD," and "I represent my Stoat Country in the motherfucking Olympics"

[powermove102]

if I had a nickel for every time Sawyer had intense beef with a wild animal in the jungle that just does what the animal does but it shakes Sawyer to the very core of his being that it consumes his life and he can't do anything else but wildly trudge into the jungle to look for it

I'd have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it's happened twice

[blamemma]

daniel ricciardo in the paddock ahead of the race | 📍silverstone race circuit, british grand prix, race day | 📸 james moy

[shaylogic]

KNIGHTLY BEHAVIOR!

The sunny window behind his head like a renaissance halo too djioafdjsoifjaods

[jojotichakorn]

tbh i think if i was dating a celebrity who was shipped with their friend i would find it funny as fuck. like, i know i've never actually been in that situation and different people can react to it differently, but i'd just have fun with it. i'd post pics of them with a caption like "my boyfriend with his boyfriend" or something lmao.

[loseberg-affectionate]

Oscar was playing chess with Fred (Vesti) during the Piasco?? I love it

[starlitangels]

In a universe where all the main characters watch the exact same show because it’s the creator’s favorite and apparently also the only show he watches

I just want there to inexplicably be one (1) main character who is a die hard Star Wars fan instead

Just to shake things up

[amatres]

you know i kinda realize that by how my timeline is set up, it could 100% be possible that Jowan was the grey warden commander for awakening and even witch hunt. lol. lmao even

[the-trans-dragon]

A fish walks into a bar.

"Hey, there you are!" the bartender says. "We've been lookin' all over for you! Where've you been?"

The fish says, "Canada."

[whenyoulosesmallmind]

"you're asleep in the car and i can't not look at you / you're so beautiful i'd crash, i'd graze the guard rail [...] we're wannabe youths / i dedicate to you the highways to the sea [...] we even survived the ending of the story / i want to meet you again at the next Big Bang" ― Giovani Wannabe, Pinguini Tattici Nucleari trans. mine | (screenshots)

[twistedisciple]

"You there! Yes, you!" Forsyth marches up to the troublemaker--Griss, he's heard. This man has been causing a series of ruckuses across the ball, and even visiting grief upon Lady Celica! He shall not allow such miscreancy to continue! He seizes the man's hand, hardly taking notice of the flowers blooming on each of their necklaces. "Your knavish actions have visited chaos upon this gathering! I command you to cease at once, or face disciplinary action!"

Is this man even a member of the staff, here? How could Lady Rhea approve such a fiendish individual? No matter; he will either start to behave, or Forsyth will take the necessary steps.

"Command?" Griss whirls on his new critic with a look halfway between amusement and challenge, and boy is he a sight. He cuts the figure of a knight even with emerald cloth in place of armor, his posture straight, a chiding look that would've come straight from the pages of a textbook if there was one on making faces (and Griss is pretty sure there's gotta be at least one, somewhere, that's found its way into this guy's hands). Griss, by contrast, slumps down by nearly a third of his full height, shoulders and neck at odd angles, one arm hanging, the other limp in the knight's hand. He makes no effort to pull away, but a smirk snakes lazily across his lips as a flower blooms from his own vine. That was easy. Now he could have a little fun.

"What're you gonna do if I don't?" he prods, tilting his head and staring up at the knight from an angle. "Gimme a preview of this 'disciplinary action,' if you've got the authority."

[faultyfoundations]

[foxcassius]

i think the funniest thing about going to the gym with jake is that we will use one machine at the same time and trade off between sets which gives us like perfect rest time between each one but obviously we have to change the weight and its just funny because jake will use the machine with his big muscles going crazy and then he stands up and does a doofy half-dance at me as i prance over and change the weight from his 145 to my 15.

[battywitch]

Heeellllllpp lmao

[blamemma]

PLEASE SAY YOUR GOING TO BE HERE FOR SPA RACE WEEKEND?

i will be SAT

[fire-fxrged]

The hissing is alarming, but still, he’s too curious not to come a little closer. “Why be this way, my friend?”

Have a 60 foot Herald HISSING and trying to MELT INTO A WALL to get away from tiny Rung.

Because that smells like GOD. And God has NEVER meant anything good for someone like him.

"Get back!"