#but the fucking shower curtain!?

[luna-the-cretar]

Are kids just. Incapable of simply brushing their teeth, or is it my siblings in particular? Like. What are they doing to get toothpaste all over the toilet, or all over the wall on the opposite side of the sink? Are they fighting toothpaste monsters in there? Like, what’s going here

[mainenorth]

locus with separation anxiety

[iknowwhereyousleepatnight]

there are electrical issues with the light in the bathroom so we're not supposed to turn it on and i'm about to take a shower so i'm trying to determine if i should turn them on and risk idk exploding and dying or whatever happens when ur wires r fucked and exposed or if i should whimsically and aesthetically light a candle instead. kinda leaning towards exploding and dying ngl

[desolateyears]

so I'm moving into a new place and just casually debating on if I should do it stranger things themed or be normal and decorate it goth like ive always intended to do. but like. look at this. wouldn't it be so funny to open my bathroom and have this mf be like welcome in💀help im deranged

[mifunebooty]

Id reality TV fight with the demon ghosts in the Amityville house

[slav-every-day]

[crispy0nion]

sony what are you doing get a grip oh my god leash your children

[lord-shitbox]

fucking hate my parents for making me like this but now it's my responsibility to make myself better. Still going to resent them because I have to do the work but fucking whatever I can't sit on my ass and evade responsibility for my own existence if I am a problem I'm obligated to fix it

[pride-of-storm]

on the one hand 'i get to put up whatever shower curtain i want' is kind of a stupid hill to die on, but on the other hand i have acknowledged your claim on every other hill i could have picked, so fuckin acknowledge my claim on this one

[papervalentines]

average girl's floor after a nice long bath

[pliablehead]

‘queer eye’ but it’s just me making sure everyone comes correct with their halloween costumes

[rhys-is-puffs]

Changed my mind I think I will have kids because after living with my roommates I think I’m fully fucking equipped to handle a two year old

[weirdo-from-bonesborough]

With how Wrecker popped off on Omega's room in the gunner's nest AND everyone's personalized bunks on Kamino AND the fact that they keep trying to maintain a group aesthetic (black-and-red-with-skulls to orange-lines-with-leather-underarmour-and-jeans pipeline) AND the attention to detail in their skull motifs, I personally can not wait to see the interior decorating of the batch's cottagecore beach house while they're in their property brother's era on pabu

[umemiyan]

my idea of shaking things up a little is scooting my work desk over to the left by maybe like 12"

[the-maddened-hatter]

The battle of the constant desire to obtain blatantly queer goodies (clothes, stickers, mugs, ect) vs the need to stay low-key in my deep south state :(

[savethepinecones]

guys i fucked up (again) (i keep making these posts at like 1 am i should probably just go to bed earlier)