#but the fit kinda ate ����🔥

[distant-velleity]

“Now… Shall we share a dance?”

[SR] Sinner's Garb Yuhua is here!!! For @beneathsakurashade's fan event~

I. I lowkey think I MASSIVELY misinterpreted the event's rules but--- But------ If I was wrong just pretend it's an alternate universe where he got this role 🔥🔥🔥🔥 (School has fried my brain I am so sorry) I also just came up with the name for the card on my own so I'm also sorry about that OTL I'm really taking too many creative liberties

Anyway um you can tell I've fixated on Evillious Chronicles before so. Yeah!!! UI-less card and voicelines are continued under the cut as per usual <3

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Summon: A tale of seven sinners and their punishments… Sounds interesting. 

Groovification: — LOCKED — 

Set to Home Screen: The stage is set, and the actors are in place~

Home Transition 1: “I haven’t yet told you that I love you…” ♪ Isn’t that tragic? All these sinners met pretty ironic endings.

Home Transition 2: I heard that there’s going to be a party after the musical. I might not go, though; parties aren’t always my… thing. …but they did promise refreshments…

Home Transition 3: The best actors are the ones who understand their characters. Like, hating your past self so much that you’d erase any trace of it… I get that feeling a little.

Home, after login: “Seven flowers dance and sin is now released / I cover the ugliness of my true self as I continue to drown in lust…” ♪

Home Transition (Groovification): — LOCKED —

Tap Home 1: Isn’t this role better for taller people? I lose any enchanting aura I could have had when you realize I’m short… Well, at least these boots have heels. 

Tap Home 2: Any performer worth their salt should be able to prevent personal feelings from interfering too much with their performance… in theory. *sigh*…

Tap Home 3: According to the duke’s story, the vessel of lust is a sword. I actually dabbled in swordplay for a year, so I’m not totally out of my element. 

Tap Home 4: If I had to assign myself a deadly sin, I don’t think it would be lust. But I guess that’s what makes this musical so fun—exploring the narratives of people who did give in and sell their souls. 

Tap Home 5: Aren’t you afraid of what might happen if you look into “my” eyes for too long? Haha~  

Tap Home (Groovification): — LOCKED —

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[umi-adxhira]

unhinged gen z!reader with platonic!agriche family i beg i need to see their reactions to trying to square up against the monsters bc it was not very mindful, very demure, or very thoughtful to wake them up in the middle of the night to deal with this batshit insanity

TWTPTFLOB WITH A GEN-Z READER

AUTHOR'S NOTES: THISSSSS I love this and I love you. I made these platonic but then I realised I should make it into relationship headcanons

I. ROXANNA AGRICHE

Since she's also ikesai'd into the manhwa I'm guessing she also used slang in the way you do, but since she's growing up in a historical setting she can't use slang so forgot basically everything

Actually spits out her tea when you say something genz-y

"What do you need?"

"I need a tailor for-"

"OKAY PULL UP HOE 🗣🔥🔥🔥"

Asks you for the posh-y slang, like "paint me like one of your French girls" or "very demure, very mindful" so she can use in front of other Agriche's and see thier reaction

Will pull you by the collar if you square up dead in the night to fight some monsters because they interrupted your sleep

"COME HERE! YEAH YOU FUCKING PUSSY, TRY THE FUCK AGAI-"

"You have to be kidding me..."

Tries to get you out of trouble if you say things that others won't understand and gives you a little kiss on the cheek if you somehow make up a massive save or you start a trend

II. JEREMY AGRICHE

Doesn't know what the fuck you're saying like HUH???

Finds your vocabulary interesting, will accidentally pick up some things from you but he uses it in the wrong setting so you just stare at him like ???

"That pie was good actually. I liked the consistency and-"

"You ate and left no crumbs"

"...thanks pookie"

Because he loves you he will learn ALL the gen z shit you know and will achieve it to maximum potential to the point where if he ikesai'd into our world he'd fit right in

If this delinquent sees you trying to start a fight with a monster because it interrupted your sleep he would start laughing lmao

Then he'd realise you can't fight for shit and quickly comes to your rescue

III. DION AGRICHE

Doesn't care enough to ask you what you mean. Has though of using your vocabulary as a code signal, or to communicate similar to learning a different language

Will start bugging out if he asks what something means and you just won't say

"Skibidi toilet rizz!"

"What"

"Sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler 😛"

"What does it mean"

"You're so sigma"

"..."

Babes if you wake up to a monster you're not even leaving the room. This lunatic will pull you down back on the bed, leave the room locking the door and come back five minutes later with some blood on his cheek

Actually finds you funny but on everyone's soul he will not crack a smile

IV. LANTE AGRICHE

Kinda starting to regret marrying you. But you're his favourite wife so he'll let it slide

Enjoys how humorous you are, has no idea what you're saying but you laugh at your own jokes so there's that

"...and I gotta say, thy neighbour does not feel very loved right now" *laughs*

*let's out a chuckle*

If this scallywag sees you tryna box a monster because if interrupted your beauty sleep, he will kill that thing faster than you can finish your complaint

"YOU WANNA GO BRO??? YOU WANNA GO??? NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT- oh thanks dear"

Randomly gets hit with a wave of nostalgia on how you first met, you yelling at him to go suck his mum, while him trying his absolute best not to feed you to the monsters in the breeding grounds

©️umi-adxhira [22/10/2024]

[speakofthedebbie]

oh yah we makin a 50 follower/[almost] 2 month anniversary/1st badge/1,732 notes special with this one 🔥🔥

saw one with al so gotta make the obligatory vox parallel

all their battle fits ate honestly

this is actually a very real thing ive done at church. oh the irony of simping for the devil in the presence of the lord almighty

some days i remember luci isnt a real person. those days are not good days

i randomly thought of this quote and i say it all the time in nifftys voice

went to the zoo today (07/23 i mean)

youll never guess which one is me. (the vid is the one where keith david sings loser, baby with the two husk plushies btw)

on the topic of odd shit happening in dms- (diff friend, she deleted the measage but she shouldve known better than to think i was letting that slide)

he really went "🏳‍🌈?'

in the summer schools girls change room (IT WAS EMPTY ON G O D IT WAS EMPTY-)

@starryeyeddreamer21 heeey

breaking news: radioapple girlie also kinda a radiostatic girlie

most volatile situationship this side of the pentagram

vaggie with the ponytail is by far her hottest form

rip to this being in drafts for 13 days (my laptop struggles to load this entire post lol)

[cyborg-franky]

Heyy Franky! I hope you're doing okay. It's been a while since I've been on here and I just saw your post about the event and thought maybe I could ask to participate?

If you feel like it could I pretty please get a wedding thingy?

Character: Ace <3

Dress/Outfit [your kinda vibe, dress or suit or themed]: dress but maybe more like a casual sundress type of thing? Or one of those where the skirt can be pulled off to make it a more casual dress?

Pick two colours: blue and orange

Big or small wedding: biiig

Season: [fall wedding? Summer?] I think late summer would be cute

Food and drink?: a whole ass banquet with bottomless drinks feels right for the fire boy 🔥

If this doesn't strike your creative mind no worries I just thought I'd try my luck. Love the idea!<3 mwah

I am back at them! Please enjoy <3

There was no way in hell you would have gotten away with a small wedding when the entire Whitebeard pirates were involved.

Weeks before the wedding Thatch held you and Ace captive to make your choices and work out a feast. Ace just wanted lots of meat and spicy things.

It would be one hell of a party and a huge celebration!

You’d both chosen late summer to hold the wedding. The weather still held that summery warmth, but the evening had that light snap of impending autumn lurking around the corner—something that would make a bonfire on the beach feel just right.

Everyone wore casual clothes, looking nice in comfortable fits that matched the colour scheme. You had to include orange because there was no way Ace would ever set down his well-loved hat, and you didn’t think you could take him seriously if he was in a full-on suit with the bright orange hat standing out like a sore thumb.

An archway of flowers was created, and candles lit a path down to the sea.

The sun was starting to set and the world was cast in a beautiful warm glow as you exchanged vows and he slipped the ring on your finger.

Whitebeard was sobbing and beaming with pride as he watched you both.

 Everyone clapped and cheered.

Now the party started.

Rows and rows of tables set out on the beach under canopies incase the evening weather decided to treat you all to a summer storm.

So much food was laid out, and everything smelt amazing.

You could hear Ace’s stomach growl as he gently pulled you toward the head of the table where the best food was set.

There were various types of toasts from the other commanders. Thatch and Marco trying to embarrass you both [mostly Ace] while others were proud of you. Whitebeard did the last toast, and you and Ace were both reduced to tears as the man you called father tried to stop hismelf from crying, again.

The party lasted long into the night, even the next day as the crew drank and ate and danced.

You cuddled up to Ace next to the fire and fel yourself falling asleep in his arms.

“I love you,” he whispered against your hair and sighed, happy. “I love you too, firefly.” You smiled when he held you tighter. 

THIS EVENT IS CLOSED

[cartooemcanhis]

These guys were in a polycule I think. They all kissed eachother when noone else was looking. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 They were definitely gay for eachother and no one else in the w.a.r knew ‼️‼️🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥

Shout out to Kapow we may never be getting mo w episodes but it's so damn silly!!!

🚨B-B-BONUS!!🚨

Random Sneaky and Mouse Ka-boom hcs for funsies cuz why not👍✨👍✨👍✨👍✨👍✨

Sneaky basically like never talked and whenever he did it was usually the most out of pocket crap ever that made no sense, either that or something important but usually it was wild lmao

Mouse Ka-boom had a very short temper and was totally the kinda guy to pick fights with guys twice his size (he was so tiny I cannot fathom how small this guy was)

Sneaky did that weird chameleon thing where randomly he sometimes smelled like rotting flesh for no reason and it was always very concerning to everyone else

Mouse ate a concerning amount of food for someone his size, they call him the nibbler‼️

For a majority of Sneakys training they made him wear gear that didn't let him go invisible because they didn't trust him lmao

Mouse wasn't fully deaf, he just had really bad hearing due to explosives (the ear protectors didn't fit his ears 💔). He was almost discharged from the w.a.r because of it but they kept him around because of him insisting he stay

Sneaky knew basically like everyone's secrets in the w.a.r and if he wasn't so quiet all the time would probably be a gossip king

[deathdetermineslife]

What are some things you could do if your F/O is a demon? (UwU)🌸

I will think some up for you user transgender ledyba

doodle them with pretty horn jewelry! if you're struggling with ideas, a lot of tiefling art as them.

if they have a tail, do the same thing! maybe also draw what their pants look like, assuming they have a hole in them for their tail.

if they enjoy fires, maybe keep a candle lit in your room so you have a memento of them? even better if it's a scent they like

hand in hand with the previous one, look up scents that have ashy or burnt notes. candles, perfumes, something like that!

if they're from a specific place, what kind of foods would they have grown up eating? mainly spicy food, perhaps? write a drabble of you making them something they ate all the time back home. bonus points if you can make it yourself!

if they're not familiar with earth, assuming they're like, a demon from hell, make a list of things you think they'd like to experience on earth. or, wherever you imagine your s/i to be from

alternatively, make a fake brochure for the place they're from. "the hottest spots to visit in hell! 🔥"

if they have little demon wings (or big demon wings), make a list of specific skin care items they prefer cleaning them with! this could work for horns too.

if they have sharp claws, write or draw your s/i doing them and making them all pretty. spa day!

if your f/o is a fallen angel turned demon, write out little love letters to them and throw in stupid "did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" jokes.

if your f/o was turned into a demon, do activities with them they used to do when they were human! totally write a fic about this. or imagine it. just imagine having a really fun day with them!

these r all kinda stereotypical demon things so I apologize if they don't fit. also I want u to know I was listening to last Christmas by wham the entire time I wrote this

[loozerboykisser]

voltron as dumb things me and my friends have said part one out of ?

TW DRUG REFRENCES, SWEARING, SUGGESTIVE

hunk: wow you’re so beautiful you look like you’re from the rain of sauce

shay: … renaissance. You mean the renaissance.

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keith: someone told me I’m toxic :( are they right

lance: idk probably

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Hunk: wyd

lance: pooping

hunk: haha sure buddy

lance: no like legitimately I am fighting for my life out here

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Lance: i’m going to fuck you so hard you see god and your liver does the chacha slide

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Allura: shiro just said he sleeps with socks on…

keith: tell him to say his goodbyes

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coran, to keith: wya twink ass bitch ass whore :3

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Shiro: hey wya

keith: haha sorry I’m not here today

keith: my lungs sorta aren’t working

keith: hospital maxxing

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Pidge: wait how the fuck did I get into this guys account

Lance: OOH DUDE THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO FUCK SOME SHIT UP

pidge: indeed… *opens a google doc, writes: “get better at signing out”*

Lance: ….

lance: I am so proud

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Shiro: i think that maybe… maybe if I didn’t love allura I’d just be with a man.

Lance: no wayyyy I’m so shocked that’s insane.

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Keith: you’re… so beautiful

Lance: oooh you think im gorgeoussssss

Keith: stop

Lance: you wanna kisssssss me

Lance: you wanna huuuuuug me

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Keith: i kinda… uh… like. You. I guess.

Lance: chat is this rizz

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Coran: i turned around for two minutes and uou guys are already making out

Coran: ewww stawppp

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Lance: current status: hawk tuah-ing 💦

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Matt: that happened?? I don’t remember that

Matt: god I smoke too much weed

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Allura, pointing at Keith, Lance and Hunk in a circle: what are they doing?

Pidge: haha probably drugs

Pidge: oh shit fuck look away they’re actually doing drugs

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Hunk: i just found a lollipop

Pidge: yeah?

Hunk: ywah I ate it but it had white powder on it

Pidge:

Hunk: i found it on the ground

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Lance: i dont feel very sigma rn… *fucking passes out*

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Pidge: sorry I’m late I was ranting to my teacher

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Lance, in a weezer shirt: the fit is hardddd 🔥🔥

Keith: yeah hard to look at

Lance: okay first of all how dare you

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Lance: “ladies, ladies,” I say knowing damn well nobody wants me

[sunnysideaeggs]

hi babes this is my ep 3 review. this is a lil monday tradition i love to yap

lmao rhaenys subtly gagging rhaenyra and calling her out. i’m liking her more and more compared to the first season, she seems more rounded and actually a figure of peace instead of coping

now rhaenyra is coping lol. ‘a little boy murdered in his bed’ ‘but my throonee :((((‘

rhaenyra parentifying rhaena and making her go to her mother’s place of death to safeguard her sons 🙄 not even recognizing the burden she is putting in her. a white woman giving her children to raise to a black girl smh

i like a lot what they’re making with rhaena, giving her actual thoughts that often contradict her ‘side’. go get your hightower husband girl

why no one remembered that larys, yk, the greens’ master of whispers, is lord of harrenhal? like of course it is a green location? where is he? isn’t he a memeber of the council? why does he never attends council meetings?

lmao not daemon wishing to be called king when the proper title is king consort. let me just get a meme:

i just realized that alicent now dresses less ‘richly’ maybe to indicate frugality during war to the people. ‘look, we’re not having feasts while you starve’ kind of vibe. the green queen beloved of the smallfolk

and she is also less structured because she doesn’t need to cover herself for viserys. i enjoy her having the freedom to dress as she likes

as a sansa lover, i must say i love rhaena. go gentle princess with a good who feels everything too much and wears courtesy as a weapon. i love u

if they’re diminishing helaena’s grief and they’re not going to give me helaena taking revenge in dreamfyre istg 🤨🤨🤨

I KNEW THE ARMOR WAS VALYRIAN STEEEEELL 🔥🔥🔥 that’s why it doesn’t fit him it literally isn’t made for him. i hope it’s fireproof

egg promoting his lads 😭 medieval networking

lol larys is the kind of guy that suddenly comes to you with the weirdest true crime facts that leave you feeling icky. i love him

aegon did the alicent disappointed face to his kingsguard. neat party trick

not making baelon cheat on alyssa 🙄 our one successful sibling marriage and they take it from us

tbh if i was dyana you wouldn’t catch a glimpse of me after the meeting with alicent. fuck king’s landing, that stinky city. i would have alicent get me a little house in oldtown. a job as a cook. no chance of any dirty man getting his hands on me. why keep victimizing a character for no reason condal?

any dragonseed should zip it for good, unless you get something for your heritage. my mom was a lyseni whore, that’s what i would say. nobody asks you questions when you say your mom was a lyseni whore

aegon 🙄 i thought we were getting past this. i hope he apologizes, i’m tired of this aemond slander.

i dislike the full frontal scene with aemond. literally gratuitous, no one asked for it. and we know there’s awful people saying shit about ewan’s body, they now get another chance of making fun of his most intimate parts and aemond’s intimate moments. why.

finally some class conscience exploration with criston? are my prayers being answered?

lmao not rhaenyra getting another girl daemon. i dislike baela’s hot head since ever but if it gives me comedic relief i’ll take it

rhaenyra is his father’s daughter. not a compliment

i love how daemon barricades his door just to… open it when he thinks someone wants to get in. and gets out. big forehead not big brain.

MILLY APPEARS YAYYYY 🥰🥰🥰 jaehaerys noooooo 😭😭😭

i could see jae’s actor kinda winking, his little lashes twitching. he’s a baby and he’s doing his best omg 😭💕 it could be the candles tho

yes daemon cry i hate you

imagine you’re a kid and they tell you your job is to be still and have a pretty lady hum at you and touch your cheek. so comforting tbh

ALYS APPARITION YAYYYY 🥰🥰🔥 she’s as stunning and disturbing as i imagined her. devoured. ate him alive. as she should.

lmao of course alicent would think war is to be averted after seeing her grandson without a head 🙄 and if she does she’s dead to me istg

yes rhaenyra threaten a queen 🙄 of course she will react well and think of making peace with you. at gunpoint. classical targaryen.

also she literally smuggled a weapon into a church. threatened to spill blood in a holy place. then ask why people don’t believe you have any morals or respect for anything.

alicent asking her if she’s surrending it’s so funny loool

once again, alicent talks about a child’s murder. rhaenyra brings up the throne. i’m done with her tantrums.

did you betray him at your very last, alicent? don’t you know you owe loyalty to your rapist and jailer, alicent? don’t you know you’re not allowed to want, alicent?

that’s how rhaenyra sounds.

i love how rhaenyra doesn’t spare a thought to surrender yet wants to pretend bloodshed concerns her. lmao.

alicent, i’m back. go green queen.

[indianchindian]

Just finished my final short story draft assignment yipeeee 💀 and yeah it's my imagination of Bible and Wang Hedi in a BL drama in my dreams. I just realised that my story is better off on Wattpad as professor is pretty strict when literally checking stories despite us being beginner writers lol. Like yeah we can't be experts in just a few months. But still this course forced me to pay attention to the story or else I would've given up.

Whereas Wattpad readers don't gaf. I read part of a KimChay fanfic and as per grammatical errors and stuff (I suppose the writer isn't a native English speaker. So am I hence I also make grammatical mistakes) they may be graded less. But I was hooked! I still have a long way to go but as far as I've read it's really well written otherwise.

And yeah I put the short story on an abrupt end because I was doing everything at the last moment and hence I had no other option. My boys (as in the fictional characters and not the actors) deserve much more closure hence I'll start committing to putting an even longer story of maybe 10 chapters for closure. Then I might put another part in the other character's pov as I wrote in first person pov. I was listening to Azalea and がらくた on loop while writing it to get the feels kinda (がらくた was better fitting imo).

After submitting it, I watched one of my IG mutuals doing a Silk Sonic song with their friends (idk whether to mention them explicitly as I didn't take their permission) like they literally ATE 🔥🔥 and after that I've been listening to 打上花火 on loop just now to reward myself that at LEAST I got my shit done and submitted, slightly later than the deadline by a few minutes but it's worth it. And yeah there were times professor was pissed because important things I couldn't remember so...yeah I hope he likes this story more at least. And I just stopped listening to 打上花火 as I am writing this because it's overly stimulating. But I can't wait to go home and spend time with my cat and do a compulsory internship which I really wanna do! Next sem is my last and I am in denial! Anyways, cheers!!

(I hope to collab with one of my univ seniors who's an otaku on 打上花火. For now I'm focussing on covering Lemon)

[1800duckhotline]

heres a few! Imagining you have all the time and motivation in the world, what is an oc story moment (or just entire story) you would want to translate into art? Comic, animatic, whatever you feel would fit it best! And why? Another more focused on the characters themselves, if you gave the same basic outfit to a lineup of your ocs, how would they change, modify or add to said outfit to make it their own? And lastly top 10 salice angry italian moments🔥🔥 (joke but hey if you have any ideas feel free!)

AGHHH this is from like 10 days ago but only getting to answer now I AM SO SORRY. But i will be answering each question ...

Imagining you have all the time and motivation in the world, what is an oc story moment (or just entire story) you would want to translate into art? Comic, animatic, whatever you feel would fit it best! And why?

Oooh boy I have a few. Obviously as all children with ideas of grandeur do I wanted to turn every single oc story I had into actual projects but right now I think I want to mostly try and work towards (VERY SLOWLY) make "My Mom Is A Serial Killer" a thing. Not like a webcomic or anything, but, you know, just, a comic, for fun. Since I work full time anyway I don't think it could be anything more than a passion project.. obviously If i had all the time and motivation in the world it'd be my first priority.

Second one would be "Necrologio" because I can't stop thinking of it as a videogame. And I don't know a single thing about videogames but god, if it had to be anything, it NEEDS to be that. I have exactly an idea what kinda game it should be and the aesthetic look and segments too. If only... but learning 3D May help me visualize it better.

As for animatics I've got a solid 1 idea for one and maybe another 2. But I shan't say what song or what ocs because I'm afraid of jinxing myself loool I'm scared of animating stuff </3

If you gave the same basic outfit to a lineup of your ocs, how would they change, modify or add to said outfit to make it their own?

THIS IS A REALLY GOOD QUESTION I don't have an immediate answer but, I will post it because I want to try drawing it sometime! I think the idea is really cool. But for starters I'd probably try a fit with a plain shirt and jeans + maybe jacket. I'll see what I can cook...

And lastly top 10 salice angry italian moments🔥🔥

Seeing someone put heavy cream in their carbonara (unforgivable)

Instant coffee

Generally fine with people not being able to pronounce italian words - draws the line at "prosciutto"

If she lived in the 2020's, she'd have a heart attack seeing the clickbait food abominations of italian food (like the kitchen counter spaghetti and meatballs pasta)

Got pissed off when someone said Italians always eat pizza (she ate pizza that night for dinner)

When angrier her accent shines through more

Once got so angry she lost reason and switched to Italian, then to Venetian, then to Croatian swear words

Feels a stroke whenever she sees overpriced Italian restaurants overseas

IF YOU GO TO ITALY YOU ORDER A CAPPUCCINO NOT A FUCKING LATTE IDIOTA !

Can't think of one more. Free space bingo card

[acid--inside]

I AM GOING SO VERY WILD AND FERAL. Thank you for the good food

If its alright I would like to hear more about. Any vre takes yuo got (on literally anyone you want). Giggle

ok so fun thing abt me is i cant do fatal or else i have an episode (hallucinate people coming into my house to kill me) so. soft stuff only. :3c

i... thiunk the c/ o/g/s should be stupidly hugelarge in general so they all theoretically CAN. its more of if they WOULD. (all could be pred to a to/on, but if they're small enough could be prey to another c/ o/g)

uh. undercut bc long.!!! (re/gi/on/al ma/na/ge/rs)

i think 🧠 would try to. idk if he's any good at that stuff bc he's one of the smaller ones. and also has no canon mouth. for funny purposes i think it would end with him just getting really pissed off and then going "I CAN BUT NOW IM NOT GONNA!"

🔔can. and he will. he's my snake friend (i see him like a big boa constrictor) and i do have like. genuine lore about the snake instinctss. he was raised like a snake el/sa. so he like. would/could never until he gives in and/or is convinced to give it a shot.

📺no. he dgaf actually. no thank you. he could but he doesnt feel like it/doesnt see any appeal. thanks for considering him tho.

🛻(yes this is the stupid speedy boy's emoji) also can. he does i think. but only ever to 🔥. (and 🔥is just prey not a pred, at least not to him. look i see 🛻 as an actual truck in my mind)

🦆he'd try to do it as a joke but he can't so he just kinda. slobbers on you. also would get distracted and end up kissing you a lot.

🌲yah. he can + will. tee bee aych i think non-romantic safe/soft w/ him and ⛓️could be sweet. protect your brother :) (NOT ROMANTIC!!!! THEYRE BASICALLY HUGGING)

🌑sorry hes too little. also probably would not. i dont see him being too big of a fan of either orientation either. (a mix of no interest + would be like. prey exclusively and doesnt want that)

🛰️i. thiunk they could go either way. i habe my own bag of worms abt these freaks. all would have their own preferences tho. i think its funny if N didnt gaf. keep that shit away from me and let me cook.

⛈️ya. mean lawyer who keeps trying to eat the competition/anyone who wins against her. she'd be more mean abt it but also has to spit them out. tiny enough to be prey to other employees tho.

📜(its that stupid old man there wanst an emoji for him) eh. he's. he also dgaf. no interest. thinks its also stupid to do regardless.

⚔️UH HUH. another big mean lady who eats people she doesnt like. would absolutely throw a fit if anyone else ate her though. (literally only 🔔 is big enough to reliably eat other coworkers. and she hates him. idk why.

☎️sure. i think she's done it before. no longer has interest. that was something she looks back on like it was an embarrassing teenage phase (it totally was)

🔥also yes, he has fun w/ it. pred to most to/ons and cool abt it. prey to his BF. also cool abt it. also i think he'd be stupid chill about it, just kinda. on his phone in there.

🦉SO EEPY. probably would do either orientation (pred/prey) but sleeps the whole fucking time. if you like hyper prey do not engage they will lie to you. you like preds who tease? good fucking luck he immediately takes a nap

🎹ABSOLUTELY A PRED. more than happy to chow down on any randos who ask politely. but only if you ask politely. kinda the epitome of "yum im so full of quarters yum" so he like. isnt some people's first choice bc of that.

⛓️yuh. i will break the mold and say. while i think he COULD be a pred, he prefers to be prey. its like a full body hug, and a warm weighted blanket. he finds it soothing to have the warmth + pressure and also have no responsibility until he's back in his office. so. he would like to take a nap in there. would pair best w/ 🦉for that reason but he's too big/distrusting of himself around others bc of the ov/er/ri/de.

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How does Vhagar feel about Alys? Have the met? I really want meemaw to hate her! The catharsis I would feel if Vhagar killed Alys in front of Aemond

Can you imagine Aemond wanting to introduce Alys to Vhagar and he thinks it’s going to be this big beautiful moment between his beloved dragon and his lover. But Vhagar is like so that the woman that you’re ruining your own and everybody else’s life for? And just burns the problem to death🔥 (she thinks she’s helping him just like when she ate Luke😊)

Also do readers kids like Vhagar? I hope Vhagar loves them because does are kinda like her grandkids and I think I’d be cute if they’d hang out and she’d listen to the kids just rant about whatever. Like a loving giant scaly war criminal grandma 🐲👵🏻

I think they’ve met briefly. Even though having a dragon to fly away on is mighty convenient, I do think her size makes it hard to be… discreet lmao. Just based off the bond Vhagar and Aemond have, she probably senses the feelings Aemond has for alys. But our meemaw has seen a lot, so she knows something is…off. Other than that, meemaw kind of keeps to herself. She can’t fit in the dragon pit so she doesn’t really interact with other dragons or people outside those Aemond wants her to

Small tangent: I wish they would have kept in the part where Vhagar roared after Aemond got his eye taken. It would’ve further explained the Luke stuff. Like yeah she’s old and you can only have as much power as the dragons give you. But they are also sentient beast. Vhagar probably sensed her rider was upset (on top of arrax blowing fire at them), and she felt like he would want that. Her rider was threatened and she wasn’t gonna allow that

Daella has met Vhagar. Aemond had to like beg for it to happen bc reader was NOT here for it. Daella went through a real staunch “I’m obsessed with all things dragons” phase. So her dad riding the biggest one in the world was everything. She still thinks Vhagar slays (especially once she starts getting old enough to hear about visenya) but she’d never admit it to her dad lmao. She’s met all the dragons except for daeron’s. Alaric hasn’t bc he’s still young.