#but that's not crazy to assume tbh.
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so at first i had a heart attack when i saw this viral tweet
because holy shit's that's 40 million per year ja'marr!!!
but then i saw joe goodberry (whom i have a love/hate relationship with 🥲) breaking it down on his twitter
and
so like, frankly, 32 per year over the next 6 years is incredibly reasonable for what ja'marr has brought and will continue to bring to this team! plus he can get the headlines that he's making more than justin (which i'm sure is important to him lmao) but he won't actually be (which i do think is fair. argue all you want about who the actual better receiver is, justin does have stats on his side at this point).
i'm sure the sticking point with the brown family is all that guaranteed money. but they DID give joe the most guaranteed money ever, and i think they also gave orlando more guaranteed money than they ever have for a tackle? i think they are getting there in terms of keeping up with how the market works these days, but they're gonna be kicking and screaming the whole time 🙃
#tldr: i think given how long the deal would be - 6 more years!! this is a good deal for both sides.#plus the combined cap hits for him and joe wouldn't be as extreme as they both seem at first glance#(don't ask me how all that works. but i trust joe goodberry on this stuff.)#and ja'marr's ego would be satisfied because all the headlines would say he makes more than justin lmao#wins all around!! come on bengals let's just get this shit done please!!!#of course the caveat is assuming the local radio guy does have a source with ja'marr's camp#but that's not crazy to assume tbh.#ja'marr chase
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watching the devil judge with my mum rn and i really commend her efforts into creating a rational reason for why gaon just decides to move into the kang mansion
‘maybe gaon is the ghost of his brother come back to haunt the judge guy’
mother have you maybe considered there is no rational reason. sometimes there is just gay
#not like that was much of a rational reason#i think she is scarred after we watched bad and crazy tbh#now she just assumes all things relating to dilf trauma is halluncinations#anyway there was a few other guesses#idk how to tell her they live together for like over half the show HAHAH#anyways yes#the devil judge#gahan
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For DR69, what would happen if Mario didn’t kill Mr Krabs would Ashley have been the first murderer, how would that change the course of the story? Same for DR96 if Hiroshi didn’t kill Walter or more likely never heard Jesse and Walter, would they have taken the boat or would have Monotora blew them up as soon as they got in the water? Who would have died first?
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For the first scenario, considering Ashley had the idea to murder from the beginning, she probably would’ve taken the opportunity eventually if no one stepped in. If we go off the scenario that Mario never contemplated murder during the first blood perk motive, I could see Ashley trying to capitalise on it instead. Her target would be someone weak and easy to kill on her own, as she wouldn’t have Red in this case.
If she murdered in the time frame, and managed to have the body discovered before the time limit was up, there could be an interesting scenario where she’s let out of the school freely. However, everyone would feel pretty betrayed, trust in each other down over the whole thing. And not to mention the injustice of whoever the victim was. I could see the next killer trying to do achieve something similar to Ashley, although this time having to fight their way through the trial for the first time.
As for the second scenario, if Walter managed to finish the boat without any deadly complications, I feel like he’d play dumb about the size of the boat. He’d then ‘suggest’ that him and Jesse use it so it doesn’t go to waste, as they ‘look to find help’. Would Nesos stop them from leaving, however? Well, it’s sorta 50/50. I could see both scenarios where they either let them go or punish them for it. Or, there could potentially be a third scenario where Monotora takes the boat hostage and uses it as an extra motive: claiming that whoever murders can have the boat back.
In that case, I could see Walter planning out 50 murders in his mind. Although I’d think he’d be less willing to commit the act itself, himself becoming a prime suspect just by proxy of being the one to design the boat. So, he’d either force Jesse to do it or maybe blackmail someone else (I’m not sure who though, but if he somehow got a hold of another person’s letter I could see that being the source of the threat). Who he would want to kill specifically? Again, like in Ashley’s case, probably someone easy and weak. Or, maybe he’d try to target L, to get rid of a potential foe in terms of the trial.
And thank you so much!! That means a lot to me! 😭❤️
#I feel like since these are early on murders people aren’t 100% familiar with each other#therefore choosing a victim can be a little harder#so I’d assume targeting someone weak is just better than someone stronger lol#boat motive is crazy tbh
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so from that kuukou sasara chapter from dod, kuukou’s ascetic training regimen goes something like
early morning waterfall training for an hour
meditation sessions
cardio via running thru forest terrain
walking thru fire and coal
midnight waterfall training
sleep for three hours and then rinse and repeat
no meals
all this for a week straight
and part of kuukou’s first bio was how he bested his father in presumably this regimen so i wonder where shakku taps out lol 🤔
#this is vee speaking#happy father’s day btw shakku lmao#i remember reading an article about the trials the buddha went thru to attain enlightenment#and he said it was too harsh to live by so he wouldn’t recommend it i wonder where i read that lol#i really should be bookmarking this stuff lol#but anyway if we’re to assume that this is where kuukou bested his papa then i would say he couldn’t last the full week#which is kinda……….. crazy to me tbh lmao that the monster dad shakku lost at anything related to physicality lmao#is it mental????? like was shakku’s mind just unable to keep up???? that’s kinda insane to me too tho lol#like you never know what your failings are until you’re under that much duress#so fr we don’t know what shakku is like when placed under that much stress#but it’s definitely something that makes me even more curious about shakku’s past and what shaped him lol#like what if arb RLY meant it that shakku was a punk head in his past and did aaallllllll the shit like drinking and smoking#and THATS why shakku can’t hang he abused his body too much in his youth and just can’t complete that regimen bc of it#ah harai family mysteries lol fr happy father’s day shakku 💜💜💜
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Im finally reading some green arrow stuff instead of studying chemistry and wow can someone get cissie a ride home or something she literally doesn't know these people
#ramblings#obsessed with her getting assigned a dysfunctional family#like no!!! she's retired!!! she's literally never met any of the dc archers!!! literally why is she here#she's watching all these people who've known each other for years have heartfelt reunions and she just has to be there#let her be an actress in peace#objectively the funniest route to go with tho. cissie king jones. doomed to never retire#you can quit the hero life but the hero life knows your address and will put bombs in your head to get you to act accordingly#I'd love to know why Amanda Waller put a bomb in cissies head specifically#did she just need an extra archer. did she get confused and assume that since cissie was an archer that she knew green arrow#I have. many questions#now would be a crazy time to reexamine that joke her mom used to make about Oliver queen being her dad. it can only get worse for her tbh#ALSO#HAS ANYONE GIVEN CISSIE A PHONE TO CALL HER FRIENDS OR HER MOM OR LITERALLY ANYONE#has she just been sitting around with the arrow fam without telling anyone her location#imagining Bart getting a text that just says 'hey little man im gonna be busy for a bit. there's a bomb. in my head'#'do not tell Cassie. or Anita. or Kon. they'll have heart attacks'#liveblogging#should I make a tag for reading dc stuff....
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the ella ashmore waolm? edit set to her killing will go so fucking hard btw. seeing it in my mind and the show doesnt even exist yet
#assuming we r right abt the her killing the troll step family thing. i hope we are cinderella should get to kill.#or maybe just in general tbh. YOU CAGED ME AND THEN U CALLED ME CRAZY. CURSED CRAZY.#does anyone see the vision does anyone see it.#tbh tho i dont wanna make too many assumtions abt what certain characters will for sure be like#or the story etc when we dont know yet and i dont wanna set myself up to get dissapointed#by smth id otherwise enjoy bc its not what i perfectly imagined#so maybe im wrong here but its an assumtion im willing to make at least rn#starkid#flappy rambles
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i'm halfway through updating my vatican trio spreadsheet with the official TL, and i'm laughing bc the difference is just so
#a transmigrator's privilege#the perks of being an s class heroine#vatican trio#ephael is a polite young man confirmed#ah. i forget to include hestio calling ailette an onion#*forgot#i still havent figured out who calls ailette by name and who by title but the way things are going#its probably ephael who tends to refer to her by title and hestio just switches it up depending on his mood 😭#also hestio & ailette have pretty similar character voices tbh#there were a couple of lines in the fan TL that i couldnt tell who it was#bc they can both be snarky#also the funny thing abt this table is that. tesilid DOES swear more than ephael#TESILID ARGENTE.#in the mirror dungeon he swore in front of ash and hestio and ephael didnt blink so i assume its a thing he did pre regression as well#which is crazy how is tesilid swearing more than ephael#edit: both hestio and ephael call the higher ups 'old farts'. the only time ephael is rude and its bc of the religious order 😭
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is. is the majority really policing lesser known pairings?
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metasusie
#any non-mage sister susie ship to be honest#I don't even like it but people forget too quickly the one guy who stalked and harassed metasusie fans#it's assumed almost fandom-wide that it's abusive when there's (like everything) basically no real info on meta knight&susie's dynamic#and if i took a shot everytime i saw one-sided abusive metasusie where susie is obsessed and crazy while poor mk is traumatized i'd be drun#k enough to actually finish writing my doc talking about how awful people are when it comes to susie haltmann#or enough to explain my thoughts on metadede#marukabi (hate this) as well tbh. and metalor. theres quite a few
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my experience when first coming out as asexual during my freshman year of high school was fresh after a breakup with this dude that i barely even really dated, it was like a short shitty middle school relationship and he pressured me into dating him but eventually when we broke up we stayed friends, and for some reason me coming out as ace just hit a nerve for him... he was absolutely convinced that i was lying and that i couldnt be asexual because i "definitely had been horny for him at some point.." ?? like he took my sexuality as a personal attack because it meant i wasnt sexually attracted to him... WE WERE 14... he literally went around to all our friends and acquaintances and asked them to affirm his opinion that i couldnt be ace and consistently used "horny" as an insult for me for months, OUT LOUD AND AT SCHOOL.
#i didnt come out as lesbian or aroace for another two years because this was terrifying lol#this mf was CRAZY as hell and we ended up having a full on friendship breakup like a year ago#thank god tbh#dunno why it took years for that to happen but ig im just glad it eventually did lmfao#i mean tbf we were babies at the time and so as we got through high school and most of us grew and changed i just assumed he would too#(spoiler: he never did)#meowing (yapping)#vent post#asexual#ace pride#acespec
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Everyone's on about Miguel beefing with a 15 yo, which sure it's funny, but y'all are letting the Spot, "I now declare this child that MY INVENTION inflicted this anomalous occurrence on, my lifelong nemesis", the ULTIMATE beef haver, to go unchecked.
#spireverse spoilers#across the spiderverse spoilers#you know at least miguel has the excuse that 15yo or not Miles's actions might cause TWO whole dimensions to collapse#assuming both pavitr's and miles' own dimension have a similar population to ours#thats SIXTEEN BILLION LIVES at stake babes#yah like no i'd also be going kooky crazy in his shoes#ofc his handling of Miles' situation wasn't good but that's not. precisely his job? Breaking the news shouldve fallen on Peter and Gwen#yanno. his actual friends? but they skirted around the subject too much so woops it falls on Miguel now#the most emotionally unsuited for this task guy possible. woopsies.#get ready for the most projection filled fight of your life kid cause it sure is cheaper quicker and easier than therapy!#I jest and the projection part is true but tbh i think too many people in the tags are interpreting Miguel being antagonistic to the rest-#as him having personal beef with children instead of him focusing (too much) on the bigger picture. like..isnt that his entire personality?#the 'fate of the multiverse' guy? cmon now.#the main issue is that miles Does Have To TRY- that's part of the canon event in the first place#trying and failing. if his plan of keeping him trapped until jeff died had worked then his dimension would most likely also collapse#if anything the way things are set up rn is sooo interesting because miles IS precisely on the way to fulfill a canon event#the question is - are they going to play into that- or is there going to be a twist. Gwen's realization that Her dad could in fact Quit -#comes to mind#i for one would find it really funny if the plot of the next movie is trying to convince jeff to quit his job but i doubt it jxnsn#my guess is that since this is basically the variation of the trolley problem where the singular person on the tracks is one you care about#(but said person is simultaneously also on the 5 person rail because if they don't die everyone does)#and miles has decided to just go and stop the fucking trolley itself fnsjsj#the plot's gonna go a bit more all out . /Beyond/ the previous scope- if you will#the only sticking point i have with this movie in general though is pavitr sticking with the group like.#“obviously he would've stuck with miles- he wouldn't want the guy to die!”so you think he prefers the version of events where everyone does#his friends? his aunt - whatever family he has- his girlfriend? EVERYONE?#yeah like nah until he can solidly know that shits gonna be fine in his home world i don't think it makes sense for him to fuck around more#yanno?#not that I dont want to see more of him- on the contrary I fuckin love his design to bits#just saying if miguel drops the bomb that his universe collapsed and my guy switches sides i would not be surprised
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my interest in Mechanisms and Steam Powered Devices could only ever lead to me desperately wanting to have a go at designing hugo's bike. ive entered the second stage of that which i guess is collecting inspo on pinterest. i dont know what he'd name it but he WOULD give the bike a name. placeholder is chitty chitty bang bang though
#posting#vat7k#tbh i had NO clue this jackass was a Steampunk Thang at first#and when i learned about that. and his kingdom. and all the Gear motifs. and. so many other things. i went CRAZY#my FAVORITE. i love cogs weeee weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee#that clip from hbomber guy thats like ''my parents never took me to see a psychologist so i assume this is normal'' ME. me#IM SO FUCKING HYPER LOL. CAFFEINE
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sometimes my lungs/heart do something funky and im like hm that doesnt seem normal. but then i reason to myself well you just got up and walked around obviously ur heart will beat a little harder since youre moving but then im like no thats bullshit i walked 20 feet to the bathroom that should NOT make my heart beat so hard i feel like i just ran for my life. but then i reason to myself again well youre kind of out of shape so its understandable? and then im like NO bc this has happened even when i was exercising regularly thanks to soccer this isnt normal? but then-
#this post brought to you by i walked to the kitchen (again like 20-30 ft) and was having a little trouble breathing and then i unhooked my b#bra and did some light breathing exercises to get everything under control#i am obviously the pinnacle of health#not but fr i go thru this same mental flip flop All The Time#usually it stops at the youre out of shape portion but today i had the genius thought that no this happened even if i was exercising regular#regularly. clearly there is something wrong with me (derogatory)#the other day my mom was like my asthmas acting up its hard to breathe :(#and i was like have you perhaps tried unhooking your bra bc honestly it happens to me a lot that my bras just squeeze too tight#and she looked at me like i was crazy and was like michelle no thats mot the problem??#and i was like damn ok 🙄#and its like. do other people not start feeling short of breath when they wear a bra sometimes?#i think some of mine are too small? but theyre not a problem half the time so idk#i hate going bra shopping tbh i dont actually know my size#theyre all either WAYY too fucking big or they come in just my size but are a type i hate#michi tag#idk where i was going with this#ohhh my god ok in project hail mary when they were teying to figure out how to prevent the apocalypse via starvation#and they were like yeah lets just release all the fucking methane gas in the polar ice caps and speedrun global warming#and literally my first thought was well damn fuck the asthmatics i guess#the air quality must be soo shitty my god#partially why i did not like the ending was bc it didnt give us a view of how things on earth panned out#just at the end like hey btw earth survived congrats :)#wnd it was so anticlimatic tbh like i knowww there was drama on earth i know it#i wanna know what info he gave them. did he tell them oh yeah btw i woke up and everyone was fucking dead#did he tell them abt the aliens. im assuming he did if only bc of the xenoite#but its like. i so wanna know what the political landscape is like on earth#this is so tangential my point is i just know the asthmatics were not having a fun time#i mean so many people were not having a fun time obvs like they deadass paved the sahara but yeah i wanna know#anyways
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man i think its kinda funyn that tim/masky is some of the better DID rep i've seen out there bc i dont even think that was what troy was going for + he actively tried to make all his characters morally gray so it wasnt like masky was the Evil Alter he was just a guy in situations (that also kinda wanted a guy dead)
like bro wasnt even trying but i see him and go "oh it me :)"
#he Kinda fell into that trope?? (sad) but its more liek Aough The Normal Guy and the Silly Crazy Guy rather than good and evil#maybe i have low expectations but tim not shitting and shivering in his boots over the idea of his “alter ego” taking over made me happy#plus tbh him being so feral makes logical sense considering tims (assumed) trauma#(not saying he doesn't have trauma#saying im making assumptions abt it. extrapolations if you will)#like if you're getting dehumanized extensively as a kid youre probs gonna have non-human or “feral” alters (speaking from experience)#masky is literally the manifestation of escapism too methinks#bro literally escaped. to the woods#you cant tell me baby tim wasnt daydreaming to not think abt how shitty the mental health hospital was#its like. the most logical thing for him to do (looking at the psychology)#(psych special interest)#edit: this was supposed to go on my MH sideblog tbhhh
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Girl help I've acquired possibly yet another expensive hobby
#op#2 of them in fact#currently making a frame weaving loom (and by that i mean my dad idk enough about wood working and this wood is too expensive to fuck up)#and getting into mechanical keyboards#i already have a lotta yarn so the real costs rn are the keyboards#which are like at least 100usd a pop#what sucks is that they all seem to be 60% keyboards or tkl's and like. i need my fn and number pad keys pls and thx#debated sacrificing the num pad and getting a seperate one bc wowza these custom boards are absolutely gorgeous but#i am on such a budget and a cheap (cheap!!!) keyboard i found that i quite like is still gonna run me 200cad#if i got a pretty keeb and a seperate numpad i could easily be looking at $500+ like lordy#that's not even counting the switches i want to get (gateron baby kangs which are. $66. I'm assuming in usd bc it doesn't actually say)#anyway debating on whether or not i should order the keyboard now or wait till later cuz like is it even gonna be there later?#so much of this stuff is temporary and u never know#its a 96% keyboard and it has a calculator button!! only other board ive seen with that is my dads maybe 2005 wireless microsoft#so useful tbh#such a pretty board too all things considered#and finding a nice board like that with the numpad is not easy lemme tell ya like i was truly considering a ducky which.#i cant say im quite fond of their logo among other things#i think its more of a cream than white but u cant win em all#hmm to purchase now or to not purchase now‚ that is the question.... i could technically afford it but then#there's ComicCon + cost of supplies and whatnot for opening up my shop which is gonna be probably at least a hundred...#and then i would like to get some nice wool skirts for the winter/now bc pants are of the devil which is gonna be another 100/150 or so...#augh#i think the government should give me more money i think that would be very sexy of them to do#anyway can you believe i went on my phone to find a banana bread recipe then did all this instead? crazy#hashtag adhd life
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Those media literacy classes preparing me for the lack of braincells I’ve read in the past 10 something hours
#tbh I haven’t spoken about it bc I decided to comb through and read sources#that aren’t pannchoa#yeah it’s about the anime rec controversy bc I’m…#the source is pannchoa 😭#idk how to word my thoughts properly and can only talk about wz#but for me personally Im assuming he only watched the anime based off the live#so I don’t think he is malicious#I don’t think I’ll watch it bc it’s not my cup of tea but it’s crazy how quick the witch hunting is#and I hate to say it but I hate men are just men comments#for me the generalization waters down the weight of the action committed#la lang na irit lang jud ko#na irit jud kos walang critical thinking and research skills bc pannchoa ang source ninyo
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just realized 3 people I was mutuals with have unfollowed me and I'm trying not to overthink it lol
#WHAT DID I DO WHAT DID I DO WHAT DID I DOOOOOOOO😭#tbh I know at least one of my other mutuals lately has had issues with tumblr like. force unfollowing them from me lol#so I'd kind of. assume maybe it's that maybe it's accidental? but. 3 of them?#and the selection in question hardly makes it look coincidental....#is there a screenshot of me in the gc? be honest#and like it's fine its not even that bad I didn't even really talk to 2 of them maybe they just got bored of me we hardly interacted#but I'd talked to the 3rd one frequently through asks at least#they answered one of mine just earlier this last week in a really friendly manner LIKE. I THOUGHT WE WERE COOL#HOW LONG HAS THIS EVEN BE GOING ON#I suspect one of them probably unfollowed me in july... I sent them a 💌 for that mutual ask game and they never answered#which would make sense if we weren't mutuals anymore#oh wait oh my god was that about the goddamn “henry creel stans are crazy” post drama. that would be weird. there's no way#but it happened around the same time...#I literally can't live like this would it be insane to send asks to these people and figure out what I did
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