#but that's also a spoiler

[emo-eyemakeup-evildude]

Which oc is more willing to beat Astor half to death if given a million rupees to do it?

A desire and/or willingness to harm Astor is a prerequisite for (most) of my ocs, so in order:

Evia and Hem would commit fraud or perhaps arson to get to beat Astor half to death, and also for the money. Nothing personal, just roommate shit

Acuity would beat Astor half to death for the money. Cecilio, Tuss, Kuviri, Zato, Milas, Cirral, Hildelm, Thorie, Lorin, Lyn, and Camellia (from A Sense of Clarity) would do it for the money, too, but Acuity gets there first

Vala would beat Astor half to death for the visceral pleasure of physically beating Astor (definitely in a totally platonic, no homo kind of way)

Delia and Iddo would each beat him entirely to death for what he did to the library. They didn't even know about the money. (Pre-Calamity they would both refuse, Astor would volunteer to get the money to help the library. They both beat him half to death (Not out of malice (lol) but out of enthusiasm))

Kiaram would (probably) use the money to hire a hitman (like maybe 1% of the money and he pockets the rest. He's entirely in it for the money, he doesn't care enough to actually try that hard to hurt Astor)

Althea would make him soup, the best soup he's ever had in his life, and she would give him Disappointed Mom Face the whole time. (He burns his mouth on the soup. He would give her one million rupees because the Mom Face works that well)

Meli would flirtatiously beat Astor half to death for the money, and then use the money to buy jewelry, and then take him on a date

Valiance would not, for any amount of money

Bonus: Long Road To Ruin Rhoam would beat Astor to death just for the excuse to beat him entirely to death Long Road To Ruin Zelda's Mom would beat Astor half to death for fun, like why people study combat sports. She would then use the money to build an orphanage or buy candy for every child in Hyrule Long Road To Ruin Princess Zelda would [spoiler]

[arcanegifs]

ARCANE LEAGUE OF LESBIANS: 2x08 - “Killing is a Cycle”

[kinggelbe]

first dance

[froopa-coopa]

"I never asked for this"

[windwenn]

‘You were my new dream’ or however the fuck that scene went

[arcanefanpage]

SHE’S ALIVE!! I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL! THE AIRSHIP AT THE END!!! THE GLITCHY END CREDITS!! THE AIR VENTS!!! THE GLITCH! CAITLYN’S SMIRK AT THE END!!!

[ariespetal]

They start talking like retired men on a golf course and it makes marcille overly aware of the passage of time

[gongyussy]

MONKEY MAN (2024)

[qrowpilled]

hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month

[punkitt-is-here]

dungeon yuri

[mitzysmitzy]

they changed the fullbody images on the official website to the changeling ones im crying. look at them.

[itsgonnagetinspiringsoon]

FUCK

[arcanegifs]

ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: 2x06 - “The Message Hidden Within the Pattern”

[kavaleyre]

• The Hanged Man •

“Compared to what Falin went through? This is nothing.”

[sabertoothwalrus]

now if he wants to ask him out there's paperwork and courting rituals and stuff

[otselotus]

"We can hear you too, you know?" Wild life spoilers kinda Not really