#but that's all the time
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echoesdistant · 10 months ago
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you can watch the monkees' 1968 box office flop HEAD while under influence of The gummy. but watch out
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goldensunset · 21 days ago
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you! tumblr user!
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cunning-and-cool · 3 months ago
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idk man but something about Stanley "taught himself extremely advance physics/math/probably many other things while running a relatively successful business" Pines and Stanford "is wanted in almost every dimension with a judicial system of some kind" Pines is sooo fucking funny to me
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ratcandy · 4 months ago
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well, you see, the thing is: (instead of finishing my sentence i curl up comfortably in bed and go to sleep
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skipppppy · 3 months ago
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I think she’d respect his methodology
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bookwyrminspiration · 10 months ago
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god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait
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yellow-g0ache · 2 months ago
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If I had a tail I'd wrap it around yours when we sit together. If u even care
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sabertoothwalrus · 11 days ago
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let's get ✨vulnerable✨
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guiltyidealist · 2 months ago
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new favorite YouTube comment just dropped
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churroach · 6 months ago
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Looking respectfully
(EDIT: fellas, it’s really not that deep. Anyone starting beef over this stupid drawing getting blocked, i dont care to argue with people who come and judge me (a stranger) in bad faith. A bit dissapointed that this joke post is what’s getting the most attention but alas that’s the internet for ya i guess.)
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bowelfly · 7 months ago
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Brother Gregor never spoke and often spooked the neophytes with his appearance, but he was a gentle soul and a phenomenal cook and knew more ways to prepare a fish than the abbot knew hymns
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 8 months ago
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Knowledge Revenge.
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stemmmm · 1 month ago
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bad youtube clickbait thumbnail that reads "I think I just had a therapy session with a DEMON???"
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river--ghost · 4 days ago
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work all night on a drink of rum
daylight come and me wan go home
stack banana til the morning come
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
day
me say day
me say day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
a beautiful bunch of ripe banana
daylight come and me wan go home
hide the deadly black tarantula
daylight come and me wan go home
lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
day
me say day
me say day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
daylight come and me wan go home
dayo
dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
day
me say day
me say day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
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agnesandhilda · 8 months ago
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shoutout to the woman from my high school martial arts class who liked to get me in joint locks and then joke about how I was easy to catch. you cannot comprehend how psychosexually formative that was for me
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