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Alastor has a tail, and we have all seen it
It's right there in his hand. The head of his microphone is shaped like a deer's tail. So we can finally settle the discussion of whether Alastor canonically has a tail. He does, it's just not where everyone wanted it to be.
#hazbin hotel#alastor#hazbin hotel theory#alastor's tail#I have a theory about how this happened#but that's a different post
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I know Aran was probably being facetious when he said his sister hit harder than Mac, but I actually really like the idea of him having a baby sister that he's bragging about so I drew him one

#aran ryan#punch out#punch out wii#punch out oc#aran ryan sister#i also headcannon that he's astranged from his mum#but that's a different post
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okay you know what. i'm not saying fall out boy's so much (for) stardust is a concept album about the locked tomb series.
what i AM saying:
there is a track titled 'Baby Annihilation'
We're here and we're ready to livestream the apocalypse
Scar-crossed lovers, forever, I'm checking myself out forever
Part-time soulmate, full-time problem
The band has previously been inspired by modern sci-fi classic Pacific Rim, resulting in the song Jet Pack Blues
so i'm not NOT saying fall out boy's so much (for) stardust is a concept album about the locked tomb series, is all i'm saying
#i also suspect the song Champion off the mania album was written for pacific rim: uprising#but that's a different post#tlt#tlt shitposting#the locked tomb#fob#fall out boy#gideon the ninth
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Having thoughts about James Bond and sex again (what's new - it's my favourite topic).
It occurred to me this evening that we don't often see Craig!Bond having sex, at least not to the extent his mythology suggests. He kisses quite a few women, flirts a lot, but more often than not, he leaves them hanging (see: Solange Dimitrios, Camille, the nameless woman at the beginning of Spectre). The women we do see him have sex with:
a) are of use to him in the field (they either help him with logistics or intelligence),
b) are people he turns to in crisis (hello woman in Turkey during Skyfall ily), or
c) are the women he loves.
And I started to wonder why that is. Maybe it's an issue of just not wanting to. Maybe he's short on time. Maybe it's a combination of factors, but I'd like to float one at you that I don't hear mentioned very often:
Sex is an exercise in vulnerability. And not just for Bond; for his partners, too.
Bond has long been pigeonholed as a 'love 'em and leave 'em' type, but I'd argue that isn't strictly true. Yes, a lot of his dalliances are one night stands or casual flings, but he doesn't up and leave right away. He lingers (see Fields and Lucia Sciarra for a couple of really good examples, Vesper too if you believe they slept together after the shower scene).
I think Bond recognises that sex is a vulnerable thing. You are quite literally opening up your body to another person. No matter how fun or lighthearted or short-lived you expect it to be, it is still a momentous thing. An intense thing. I've no doubt it's anything less than intense with Bond.
To add to that: Bond is generally kind to his allies. He's aware he asks a lot of them, and he's predisposed to protect the romantic and sexual partners he meets in the field (even when it doesn't work out). I think his nature leads him to stay a while after sex - to cuddle, to reassure, to revel in beauty pleasure and gratitude and - I'm just going to say it - aftercare.
And that's maybe why he doesn't invest in it as often as people expect him to. Because it isn't just sex. It's aftercare and closeness and riding out that post-sex wave of vulnerability and feeling.
If anyone understands the pain in baring your soft parts to another person, it's Bond. In the face of that, I think leaving right after the deed is done would go against all his instincts.
Better to let someone down after a kiss, after all, than to leave them shaking and gasping in a cold hotel bed.
#james bond#meta#also i just have a feeling he doesn't actually love having meaningless anonymous sex#notice how he asks about dinner so often#but that's a different post#anyway bond is kind actually#and occasionally a bit of a softie
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also i think it's bizarre there are people who see the house/wilson dynamic as homoerotic. they have such a normie mid-2000s-guys-ragging-on-each-other friendship. like obviously they are good friends. but the idea there is any sexual or romantic tension there is hilarious.
#'but what about that time house pretended they were gay--'#yes the joke is that house is willing to embarrass himself slightly to humiliate wilson deeply#by making the woman he's attracted to think he's gay#the crux of the gag is that being portrayed as a homosexual is humiliating#the whole scenario relies on ambient normie straight man homophobia from the 2000s to work!#also the ending of the series wouldn't work at all if house and wilson were fucking or likely to fuck#but that's a different post#and i haven't gotten there in my rewatch yet
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stay down, boygenius / song in e, julien baker
“Sometimes being offered tenderness feels like the very proof that you've been ruined.” ― Ocean Vuong, On Earth We're Briefly Gorgeous
x - x - x
#jb: i love something tender#bg weaving#alternatively:#“sometimes things have to feel anger so as not to be defeated”#but that's a different post#op#julien baker#boygenius#web weaving
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in dp1, "you can't buy love but only rent it for three minutes". dancers lend a hand.
you still gotta ask dancers if they want your hand.
calling for resumes but not paying medical/dental is asking to rent a hand without benefits

(everyone but domino got a little death in the end though: that's doing your friends a solid)
you can take advantage of your friends, and that can be forever, but that's only friends with benefits
especially if they're not always there for you
so if you want more than a little death,
you can't rent that, you can't pay for it,
so if you want more than just a little death
you need someone who isn't already married
or currently being nailed by someone else

you need to give it away for free


and dance
if you want a life together
#check the image descriptions for a couple explanations#it's not saying you have to dance to have a life together#because the xmen are canonically abstinent monks who only lend a hand if a friend needs help#but that's a different post#deadpool and wolverine#deadclaws#poolverine#meta#payment#v srs here#but also *giggle cackle snort*#because that's srs comedy#gettin forked is no joke
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Since I've been seeing a lot of it lately, I want to ask: is racism in the states (most if not all posts are from either there or western Europe, I think) only towards black people? Do brown people/people of colour not face racism at all? in Europe, my experience is that if you aren't the whitest of whites and from a western country, racism against you will be a thing. is it so different over there that brown actors are considered as privileged as white people? Or is it just racism
I mean I know the answer, I think, but since I don't live in America or even Western Europe, I am wondering
#idk how to tag this either#but yeah#idk why people expect me to know exactly how the america works either#but that's a different post#personally I think Loumand was important for having a non white interacial ship#but people keep treating Armand (and Assad) as if they are american white#or maybe I am hallucinating Armand to be Hindi#(and Assad from Bangladesh)
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Babe bringing the immediate anxiety to the boyfriend proposal that's usually missing from a romance.
Big "this is my boyfriend"/"I'm your husband, stop calling me that" energy.
Poor Charlie lol
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you, tumblr user, are actually k tanaka: part deux
i decided to make this it’s own post instead of ranting in the tags of somebody else’s.
if I could browse the evan/sam tag without seeing k mentioned, i could get on board with the shippers. not the ship itself, the community. conceptually speaking, i have no problem with anybody’s shipping habits. i love the chemistry between danielle and brennan.
my issue is that 1.) k bashing lives alongside the actual shipping to the point of being unavoidable and 2.) the opinion that ‘romantic love can’t heal someone but it can help the process.’ both of these things together give me the impression that people don’t actually disagree with the idea that evan can be fixed with love, they just think k was doing it wrong.
so, yeah, i still think people are projecting a lot of self-hatred onto k for having done the same type of shit that they themselves do or want to do for evan. if there was the ability to separate that noise out from the sam/evan shipping i wouldn't say anything, but as it stands, i hate seeing two characters of color being triangulated around a white love interest like this. because k/evan happened canonically, we don't get to let it live 100% in the realm of fantasy fulfillment, we have to deal with the messiness that happened between them. sam/evan gets to be tender because they don't have that baggage, we don't see the points of friction that would exist if they were together, and some people are using THAT to mean that it would inherently be healthier. i've heard at least one person complaining that folks are being too 'moralistic' about sam/evan and again, i can't help but contrast that critique to fan treatment of k this season. we can’t apply a moralistic lens to k and then put it away now that you like this other dynamic better. what it feels like is happening is that there is a portion of fans that do want evan to be rehabilitated thru romantic partnership and because that's the fantasy, k deserves to be punished for failing at it and sam can be the clean slate. i don't think any of these characters deserve that, nor does that square with how they are being played in mismag itself.
#misfits and magic#people are constantly pitting two bad bitches against each other and i won't have it. FOR A MAN???#the other thing that i see happening is people acting like k does not exist which is also a bullshit way of dealing with the messiness#no pink pals erasure. especially not FOR A MAN lol#creatingblackcharacters has a good post about black women being involved in caretaker ships that dovetails with what i've said here#and i have a loooot of thoughts about what brennan said in talkbacks about 'is the feeling of love enough?'#because i brought up 'all about love' and the limits of cathexis when talking about evan's capacity for violence#but that's a different post
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Why Kid Loki's Backstory in Loki Proves (More Than Anything Else) That the Writers Don't Understand Loki's Character
I've mostly already talked about this in a theory around Kid Loki, but now I'm going in a comic-heavy rant direction with it. Spoilers for Loki, Journey into Mystery, Immortal Thor, King Thor, and possibly more.
So Kid Loki in the show says he's taken in by the TVA for killing Thor. It is not clear whether Thor is also a child at this point in the timeline, or (as in my theory) this is Kid Loki from Journey into Mystery, a Kid Loki from our Loki's future (a future that hasn't happened yet in the main timeline of the MCU). Which would mean that the Thor he kills is an adult (probably. The future MCU option could deviate from Journey into Mystery and mean Thor is also a younger, reincarnated iteration of himself).
In the comics, the closest Kid Loki comes to killing Thor is 1., in Journey into Mystery, when he influences events during a battle to end the bloodshed by helping bring about Thor's sacrifice for the greater good. If he had not died, the battle would have gone on and led to more terrible destruction for Asgard. 2., In AoA, after "Kid Loki" ages up in Young Avengers, when he stabs Thor with Gram in order to free him from Loki's evil future self, who has hitched a ride inside Thor as a symbiote-like parasite.
In JiM, Loki privately and very deeply mourns Thor's death. (He also does so publicly, but in a way to avoid the suspicion of Asgard that he had something to do with Thor's death. But then the Asgardians go away and he's left alone, and he cries.) He knows what needed to be done, but he has lost his brother, his protector, his friend. He loves him. He is often shown throughout JiM to care about Thor. He calls for him instinctively when something he summons turns on him. He tries to make Thor promise to kill him if he goes bad again. He names his dog after him.
In Immortal Thor, we are reminded that Thor sought out Kid Loki, Thor awoke the piece of dormant soul inside him, Thor brought him back to himself and home to Asgard. Kid Loki would never kill Thor. Unless he had to.
Likewise, in King Thor, most of the comic is Loki, armed with the Necrosword, fighting Thor. Yet even here, even influenced by the elder god of the symbiotes themself, he cannot bring himself to annihilate Thor. (Now, he certainly does a good job of trying, even when he isn't as much under All-Black's influence. He makes an effort, I'm not discounting that. I'm not saying he's pretending to kill him, but in the end there's a shift.)
At a certain point, it stops being about Thor vs. Loki and the fight of an Asgardian lifetime. At a certain point, Loki very nearly gives it up, and Thor lets him. Loki says that it's too late, but not for their bond, not for a truce between them. It's too late to end this fight, because Loki has unleashed All-Black back into the universe, and it is too powerful even on its own for Loki to contain or control.
But the important thing here is that Loki stops. He stops fighting Thor. He stops trying to kill him. And when all hope is lost, as All-Black devours them, drowning them in despair and its own viscous, all-consuming darkness, Thor reaches for Loki, and Loki reaches back.
And this is a comic. We can make assumptions based on what we know about these characters, but at the end of the day, this is a comic, a stationary form of visual storytelling. Meaning that the panel portraying this moment does not display the first reaching hand, and so we cannot truly know who reaches for whom first. The important thing is that Loki reaches, too, but he could easily have reached out first.
Therefore, if Loki can reach for his brother, for comfort and peace and a promise of tomorrow, when all hope and light is dying around him, when he's about to die himself in a universe-ending disaster of his own making, centuries and millennia into a future of antagonism and villainy and sibling rivalry played out on a cosmic scale, then why the hell would he ever truly kill Thor as an eleven-year-old?
Aside from the shock factor (for both the main Loki and the viewers), it makes absolutely no sense. And if the writers cannot even comprehend that this would never happen, not in any universe (JiM and King Thor have nothing to do with each other, yet are connected by this one truth), no matter what Loki may claim, then why should they be expected to know anything else about Loki's character?
#of course another question is: is it loki's brother kid loki kills?#thor is also a title for whoever is able to wield mjolnir#but that's a different post#yet another question: why am i still so hung up on this one character's backstory#when i don't think kid loki's ever coming back to the show?#loki#loki tv show#loki comics#loki season 1 spoilers#loki rant#kid loki#journey into mystery kieron gillen#journey into mystery comic#journey into mystery spoilers#king thor spoilers#spoilers for immortal thor#(like one line)
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We All Know Muse Has Range, But...
Today I got curious, and went to look at their Wikipedia page, to see what genres they are exactly. Are you ready?
"Described as a band that fuse alternative rock, progressive rock, space rock, hard rock, art rock, electronic rock, progressive metal, indie rock and pop, Muse also mix sounds from genres such as electronica and R&B, with forms such as classical music and rock opera, among many others, also being included".
Yeah, good luck answering next time someone asks you about them. Yeah, that's why I can listen to them for days without getting bored. Yeah, I fucking adore them.
#muse#it's similar with queen actually#but that's a different post#muse meta#musers#muse band#muse music#matt bellamy#chris wolstenholme#dominic howard#showbiz#origin of symmetry#hullabaloo#absolution#black holes and revelations#the resistance#the 2nd law#drones#simulation theory#will of the people
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One of my favorite things in media is characters who are two different people. Ed is NOT Blackbeard. Blackbeard is the world's most terrifying pirate. Blackbeard is a myth. He's a legend. He's a ghost. He was created as a way for Ed to survive at sea, first on Hornigold's ship and then on his own. Ed is a middle-aged man who just wants to be loved. He wants friends and fine silk and lavender soap. He's soft and caring and he wants people to like him for who he is.
I think that's why he went completely off the rails when Stede left. He was actually coping in a semi-healthy way at first. He wrote a song. He was encouraging the crew to express themselves the way he did if they wanted to. He wanted everyone to call him Ed. Then Izzy told him that he served Blackbeard, not Edward and that Edward better watch his step. Ed fell back into the person he created to survive. Blackbeard was reborn, but underneath Ed was still grieving and he didn't have an outlet for it anymore. He did increasingly fucked up shit to the crew hoping they would kill him because he thought death was the only way to stop the pain, but he couldn't do it himself.
I'm absolutely not absolving him of his responsibility. He needs to have a conversation with everyone the way he did with Fang and give sincere apologies to all of them. I also don't think that Izzy deserved anything that happened to him and I'm living for this character growth, but I do think that what happened was partially his fault. He should've let Ed cope the way he was instead of threatening him into becoming the worst version of himself.
Anyway, just my thoughts on season 2 so far. Feel free to disagree and if anyone wants to talk more about this don't hesitate to message me. My best friend just starting watching the show so I can't scream about this with her just yet.
#ofmd season 2#ofmd spoilers#Ed Teach#Izzy Hands#I literally love everything about this season#I did not have “Izzy Becomes One of My Favorite Characters” on my season 2 bingo card#But that's a different post
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#someone posted a similar joke before but the punchline was different so#xx#stolen from instagram#jory.jpg#100k
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nothing but respect for our troops (smut writers) but listen. i dont want to be the person to tell you this, but not every character is going to be a dom or a sub. some people. and i know this is hard to hear. but some people do have vanilla sex. and some of those people might even be The Character.
#kellan.txt#fandom#the kink fic post#editing to add the following tags:#obviously people can do whatever they want i am not the fandom police#dont like dont read. i will click out if i dont like it—you all have fun#this is mostly just an expression of a different set of priorities#where i prioritize writing/reading smut that is 'in character' per my hc/read on a character#and other people either don't have the same read or are just writing per their own preferences#no judgment is being made here im not like mad at anyone or saying anyone is doing smth wrong#eta again: turned off replies because wow. it is the fucking wild west in there huh.#final edit: i've muted notifications permanently.
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