#but that was really fucking weird 😥

[sihtricfedaraaahvicius]

Just a ramble because I got nowhere else to put this...

I know we joke about how things I've written in my fics sometimes make their way into the real world in a strange way/odd coincidence. But the way I found my partner crying in bed last night and him then throwing his box of medication off his nightstand, saying how those pills are the reason for certain issues, and to then say I'm the only thing that keeps him going truly left me spooked and speechles...

Guess I gotta start writing more lighthearted fics huh 🥲

[maple-leifarts]

nooooo i didnt overanalyze c!ca’s every action in this arc so far last night you talkin crazy

[jikagu]

FIRST TIME WITH THE BOYS

pairing: isagi x fem!reader, bachira x fem!reader, chigiri x fem!reader, ego x fem!reader

summary: just the boys first time with you <33

notes: this was fun to headcanon lol

ISAGI

literally a nervous mess with you

"um, am i doing this right?"

cums a lot 🙏

he was really shy abt the idea of oral 😭

"wait—you? want to suck it?"

"do you feel—good? cuz' i do." he slurred, pussy drunk. it hurt for the first few minutes and he let you adjust for a bit before he started moving.

"ye—s, fuck!" you moan, bucking your hips.

"so,, so, big!" you bit your lip, closing your eyes tightly.

"cummin,'" isagi slurred as you nodded. you both were so sensitive from earlier since it was your first time and already came so much.

isagi fell limp on top of you, taking his cock out.

"love you, baby." he sighed.

BACHIRA

this boy is so in love with you that when you asked about sex he immediately nodded

it seemed like he knew what he was doing but he was still a virgin, just watched porn a lot

"where IS THE CLIT??" he yelled, analyzing your pussy 😭

"bachira what the fuck"

when things got going, he was like a rabbit in heat.

"FOUND IT"

"wha—oh fuck!"

"WRONG HOLE, BACHIRA STOP A—"

"fuck, i love you so much baby." he desperately leaned in for a sloppy kiss as drool tickled your chin.

"so good, so good…" you repeated, tightly hanging on to the pillow he gave you.

it hurt for a bit so this boy gave you a pillow to take your pain out on, but he was impatient so he kept slamming in and out of you.

"slow—er bachira!" your lower stomach turned in ways you didn't know of,, it felt — so good

"cumming!" you yelped, bachira eyeing you.

"you squirt?" 😥

CHIGIRI

this man was so fucking gentle with you it even drove you crazy

"chigiri, you can go faster.." you mewled, your legs wrapped around his back

"i want you to feel good.. i don't wanna hurt you." the love sick boy caressed your face

chigiri would be gentle the entire time omg

"fuck you? no—i—wanna make love." he said, bashfully looking away. it was kind of embarrassing and cheesy, but he didn't care in the end.

"i love you so much baby." chigiri cooed, reaching your g-spot continuously.

"so tight 'round me." he smiled.

in

out

in

out

it was relatively slow, but—he just kept reassuring you he'd go faster.

"oh baby, im gnna' cum." he whimpered, closing his eyes before feeling the condom fill up.

"love you babygirl."

EGO

for his first time he was super cocky like wtf

"yeah? suck my cock."

"bitch who r u talking to."

"sorry."

he was big into spanking you and degrading you like crazyy

i guess it just always stuck on him

you'd think he'd be nervous and kinda worried but no, he knew what he was doing which was kinda weird

sounds of skin slapping filled the room with how aggressive ego was being with you. he held onto you as he slammed in you, grunts filling the room as well.

"ego oh my god! you,, so big—i can feel you inside of me!" you whined and whimpered before ego smirked.

"where can you feel me, slut?" he degraded you, making your head go in spirals.

"mmh, right here.." you moved your hand to your lower stomach where there was a large bulge inside of you, pushing down on it.

now that? that made ego cum.

big time.

[rexd1z]

IL DOTTORE X READER

idk what the fuck is this.

drabble? headcanons? oneshot? I have no idea, I just wrote it.

Dottore is Zandik!!!

Mentions of corpses, cutting open a living person, removing entrails, blood, obsessive and stalker behavior.

pink is reader and porpol is dottore 🥺

GN! reader ig

English isn't my first language (I'm Chilean) so sorry if there are grammatical errors or something is not understood.

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The first time he saw you, it was in the library and for him it was like love at first sight.

You met Zandik at the Akademiya, he studied in Haravatat and you in Vahumana.

you didn't even notice him staring at you with that crazy look of him.

He learned your routine and the places you go, even your favorite food and your favorite color.

He started following you everywhere from a considerable distance

Zandik draws horrible but he still made little sketches of you in the corners of his notebook

You ALWAYS noticed Zandik stalking you but you couldn't care less, you thought it was cute in a way.

After a few months of dating as "friends" (your dates were in the library or the Akademiya laboratory 💀), Zandik finally confessed to you.

He approached you thanks to Sohreh because she happened to be a friend of yours.

It was strange, he basically made you a poem talking about how he wants you to cut out his heart and eat his insides 💀💀💀💀💀

You accepted, you always thought Zandik was cute so, why not?

After joining the fatui, Zandik Dottore, dragged you with him and made the condition that you must be his personal assistant and be with him 24/7.

And Pierro accepted.

"-Zandik, what the hell are you doing? -you told him as you watched Dottore cut a a LIVING man in half and start injecting him with things that not even God knows what they are.

It was strange for you to have to start calling him Dottore, so in private you kept calling him Zandik.

-I am not Zandik anymore, darling -he said with his disgusting smile.

-Okay Zandik."

He always gets nervous around you even if he doesn't want to admit it, to the rest he must have an image of a hard, serious and cold man, but to you? It's another story.

but we must not forget that he is completely crazy, many times he did experiments with you (nothing totally risky) and he is so protective that he could kill someone if he lays a finger on you 💀

At some point he tried to take out his own heart to give it to you, you obviously interrupted his actions.

He's crazy, completely crazy and insane.

Somehow or another he managed to make you both immortal, so you will stay with him forever.

After creating his clones, he realized that everyone had a special affection for you, and those who didn't know you began to have the same obsession that he had with you at the Akademiya.

He tries to keep you away from his clones as much as possible, he is a very jealous man.

In short words, Dottore is really jealous and possessive, but he loves you with all his soul and even in death he will not leave you <3

Omega is the only clone he lets near you.

I literally wrote this at 3 in the morning and I'm dying of sleep plus I have school tomorrow

It's been a while since the last time i wrote something so it's weird to me😥😥😥

btw dottore is so babygirl I lovw him hes sosilly

[obligitory-fma-blog]

I watched the second fma Netflix adaptation. Here’s the best of my notes:

They had the whole fma original soundtrack to use for this movie and tHEY DIDNT??

Purification arts of Xing?? Just call it Alcehestry like they do in the show?? (No I didn’t spell it right I was noting stuff as I went and didn’t look it up)

Okay the weird pause before Lan Fan pulled out the smoke bomb…

ITS AN ACTUAL BOMB?????

Lots of weird pauses and slow-mo’s to mimic anime fights but it reads weird as live action and I don’t like it

HUGHES THANK FUCK PLEASE MAKE THIS LESS WEIRD

Wtf never mind hi envy with your shit ass wig (I forgot they killed off Hughes in the first one 😭😭)

LAN FAN BODIED HIM LMAO

Ed really be like “you do you ig”

“Yeah people exploding today!” Is my favorite line so far. (English Captions with Japanese audio; this was the train hijacker guy from fma 03)

Ed’s expression when Mustang shows up is the most in character thing I will say that (after train stuff)

I will say they did better on characterization this time around I feel like they’re close to the actual characters

But it’s hard to get close to them since they aren’t, well, animated characters. Trying not to judge too harshly.

Not terrible so far actually

Okay nevermind about the cgi WHAT IS WITH XIAOMEI

“I mean, we’re just some decent human beings.” -Ed who wanted to leave Mei behind

GO OFF MEI YEAHHHH TELL HIM THE BITCH

Okay we’re gonna have a really awkward explosion-over-short moment that just will not work because it isn’t animated

GIRLIE ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE

Mei being a bitch back is warranted

They be running

“You’ll never catch me, tiny rice man!” -Mei (rice man?)

The dialogue being altered where Ed says he doesn’t have a god to pray to before scar kills him bothers me

I like Alphonse’s movements on the ground when he’s incapacitated, I think the cgi works well there

Hi Mustang good on you for saving your pseudo sons

Riza with the side eye lmao

The slowmo’s again like hello

ARMSTRONG HIIIII You look really fuckin weird tho But HIIIIII

Okay the flexing I can do without thanks it looks weird

Yes Breda why is he shirtless

The red eyes don’t look good either. (For scar)

N ow see why wouldn’t you put in a leitmotif for the brothers theme in this scene with Ed and Al and instead just put in sad piano that sounds vaguely similar to it

WHERES THE LINE ABOUT THEM BEING BROKEN BUT ALIVE WHY WOULD YOU CHANGE THAT

Riza being the best and putting her coat over Ed >>>>

Mustang go comfort your son’s PLEASE

Okay just ignore that I’m on the found family train

Girlie that looked like a bad PowerPoint presentation WHY WOULD YOU DO IT LIKE THAT?? (The part where the officer shot the ishvallen child)

Gluttony… hi… again…. Can’t wait for your cgi…. (It didn’t look as bad tbh)

Sorry but with the military uniform off and just the white collared shirt he looks LIKE A DAD LIKE CMON (Mustang)

“You’ve grown… at least I think.” -Hoenhiem, observational genius

“I think I like this scene better than canon a bit actually? Cause Ed gets to express his emotions more than just calling him a bastard

Okay Hoenhiem just ignore him??

Uh oh they have to walk back together

“Our hair matches :D” -Hoenhiem

Ed immediately takes his out of the ponytail

Im not gonna lie I chuckled at that

Also I love seeing Ed with his hair down we don’t get enough of that

“stop following me” -Ed

“we’re going to the same place? 😥” -Hoenhiem

Okay we’re talking about Xerxes instead of Ed and Al’s mom or…?

And the bitch is gone

YOURE GOING TO XERXES WITH AUTOMAIL YOU DUMBASS YOURE GONNA OVERHEAT

Ooooo love the look of Xerxes ruins

Awwww Winry’s parents :D we get more of them

They’re gonna die tho and I hate that :(

This is gonna be so hard wrenching actually-

GIRL IM GONNA CRY

5 minutes into Central and you’re already causing trouble, good job Ed

Al I feel like has the weakest characterization so far in this adaptation he’s just reacting to stuff rather than doing stuff as far as I’ve seen

Scar when Winry is having a breakdown🧍

Ruhroh Winry’s got a gun

Okay the slowmo makes more sense here

Ed saves the day :D

Also we finally see scars brother after getting no context on him

Good acting on Lan Fan’s part

Also why is this calling her Ran Fan? Is that a dub thing (they called Ling “Lin” but this was all in the captions so I’m confused)

“King Bradley is a Homonculus” very serious Ling “hUh.” -Ed

Any Mustang and Hughes content is good Mustang and Hughes content I don’t make the rules

Also it’s good they didn’t change the layout of Riza’s explanation montage for Ishval because it works really well in canon and translated pretty well to live action

Riza and Roy’s speeches near the end >>>

Oh great the bros are gonna try and catch scar alone this can only end well

Well they definitely didn’t catch him

WINRY HOW TF ARE YOU HERE??

MUSTANG WHY TF ARE YOU HERE???

Oh hi Riza :D

Mustang’s like “let ur gf speak to him if she wants like damn”

Ed’s like “bb girl if he says anything shitty I’ll fight for you”

WINRY GIRLBOSS LUV HER

“Hell no I don’t forgive you for shit, but I’m gonna patch you up anyway.” -Winry

Okay cool message, someone must endure pain if it means they can prevent further suffering and cycles of violence

Uh oh Gluttony escaped

He be runnin

YEAH ED AND AL SAVE UR DAD

YEAH SCAR SAVE WINRY

YEAHHHHHH

“Wait I won’t leave you behind” MUSTANG BEING A DAD AHEGWIWNWN

“Colonel your fight is elsewhere” SCREAMING

Oh hi envy

ED SAVINF LING

and they got eaten lmao

Yay we’re all trapped in Gluttony’s stomach :D

Envy is so cynical what a bitch lol

“Tf is a portal of truth 🧍” -Ling

Oh great we’re gonna get cgi envy this will go well right?

EW

Could be worse but

EW

Conclusion: it was okay. There were parts I genuinely liked. There are things that also bug me to no end. The soundtrack from the original series would’ve fit way better and a lot of times it sounded like an off brand marvel track. Acting and cgi was a lot better (at times.) An improvement on the first one, and a semi-worthwhile watch if you have nothing else to do and you like fma. Cannot and will never be a substitute for the original obviously. Seems like less of a cash grab and more of a genuine effort this time which I appreciate. Overall? 6.5/10

(Lemme know if y’all want my full notes version because it has way more of me screaming and being goofy)

[stuff-and-such-art]

hey soooo dice shame?? ever heard of it???? it’s really fucking good is the thing and there’s almost nothing in the tag and I’m nowhere but tumblr so like, get with the program people. It’s weird to be so into something that doesn’t have a wiki.

I drew Jack with a raven during the whole imp arc thing and now he doesn’t have it and I feel 😑 but whatever I’m keeping it and yeah I’ve never seen him use a lightning spell but whatever it’s cool. Orc splitter and Doran are really funny together. Red is one of my favorites but I don’t know how to draw him yet and Craeloft my poor buddy just can’t leave his past behind him 😥

ID:

[ID: 4 digital drawings and paintings in different styles.

The first image shows Jack in a painterly style with black lines on top of the painting to show details. He is a half-elf with white skin and orange hair wearing a blue robe with gold highlights. He is conjuring lightning which connects between his fingertips. Raven flies behind his right shoulder. He looks mildly angry. The background is a rough gradient of cyan to dark gray.

The second image shows Doran kissing his axe in a cartoony style with flat colors and thick black lines. Doran is a dwarf with tan skin, brown-red hair, and red clothes with chainmail underneath, pauldrons, and a large belt. He is holding a chipped and well used battle axe that is covered in blood. He kisses the blade in a cartoonish fashion. He is covered in blood. The background is pink.

The third image shows Red holding a bow and arrow and smiling while looking to his right. He is depicted in a loose painterly style with rough brushstrokes and black lines on top for detail. Red is a tabaxi fox creature with orange fur, a snout, claws, and clipped ears with earrings. He is wearing a simple leather vest, a green hood, a tan belt, and arm protectors. The background is a gradient of light gray to dark gray.

The fourth image shows Craeloft looking upwards towards a light source while a skeletal figure stands behind him whispering in his ear. He is depicted in a smooth painterly style with black lines over-top for detail. He is a black human man with a tiny bit of hair but is mostly bald. He is wearing a green cloak with gold clasps that have a scale on them, silver armor and pauldrons, some leather straps, and some blue under-armor. The skeletal figure behind him is translucent and a little bit radiant and depicted mostly in cyan. The background is a purple gradient. End ID.]

[exsqueezememacaroni]

Hey 👋

I was the anon that had said that interviewer was an aggrogant bellend (😆)

I just wanted to quickly follow up with the difference between when Trevor and Buzz were chatting and cracking jokes vs when that interviewer crossed boundaires and asked a very inappropriate and personal question (I've included screenshots, and Buzz looks so uncomfortable 😥). I've seen some comments on YouTube and in some of the other anons saying that they think T&B were shading Mike and being weird. I can only comment on my own observation, but I thought they were happy to talk about Mike in context of their musical output, such as touring with Bungle and Fantômas.

The interviewer tried to sneak in a question about Mike's sobriety - and that's none of anyone's business. He said something like "oh well he claims he's sober" - which is throwing speculation on whether Mike is, and that's completely disrespectful. My impression of Trevor and Buzz response to this wasn't in the words they actually said, but trying to deflect and change topics, and basically say without saying "we're not comfortable talking about someone else's personal life or speaking on their behalf" and I think they handled it quite well. They could have gotten confrontational but they tried to steer the conversation away from that (also I loved Buzz's story about how he gave up coffee but his wife said it didn't change anything, bless him)

A few other things that annoyed me about that interviewer was how he had a great opportunity with T&B and blew it. I think they were really humble and I loved how Trevor talked about why he likes Britney Spears - I think these are rare moments of letting their guard down and the interviewer blew it by talking about himself (he said something like "oh yeah my band covered Britney Spears", I guess he was trying to connect with Trevor or impress him rather than trying to get more of an insight into what music he enjoys) Another weird little thing the interviewer did was call Trevor's meditation "hippy bullshit" - I thought that was disrespectful. I honestly would have loved to know more about that side of Trevor, another missed opportunity. We all know Bungle have done extreme stuff, I'm more interested in the things that inspire the musicians.

I completely agree with your point about how the interviewer inappropriately talked about his drug use - It seems like men feel intimated and so they feel the need to prove they're tough or impress the band - it was cringe.

B&T are doing a grueling 70 tour day with 1 day off every 4 days, which doesn't leave them much down time. I'm sad for them that the little bit of free time they had was wasted on this interview. I do love that Trevor kept checking his phone 😅😅😅

This was meant to be a short message, sorry for the lengthy message. I hope my rambling made some sense 😆

omg, I love the visual analysis - and hello coming out from anon!!

I know....the Buzzo frown...it's so heartbreaking.

And FOR REAL that interviewer was given so many chances to make this a fun interview about Fantomas stories, and Trevor as a fangirl lore, but NO he had to diss him about his coffee choices, make liking pop music about himself, get the duration of the tour completely wrong, and then part with "oh don't worry, the guys don't want to make any money" and Trevor had to fucking promo the merch table???? like he's a teenager in the local band???

[destinyc1020]

“I think people misread Z a lot”. Never a truer word said thank fuck someone said it. These weird stans who thinks Toms a simp and Z isn’t into him piss me off there the same stans who think Z is a work horse and should portray her life how they see fit

Lol you're welcome 😂😅

Yea, I feel like ppl misread Z a lot. 😅 In fact, I think a lot of ppl misread a LOT of celebrities just in general? 🤷🏾‍♀️😥😵‍💫

But if you really observe people, and actually LISTEN to what they say, watch how they behave, how they interact, etc, you'll get a much clearer picture of who that individual actually is.

I think some fans (or even ppl in the GP) have a certain image of someone on the public eye, and they twist things to make them fit this particular image or narrative (usually negative 🙄), but when you actually OBSERVE the person closely, you'll notice that they're nothing like how the media or even some fans or ppl in the GP have tried to make them out to be. 🥴

Some ppl don't even look at reality! They just have this set image of how they think someone is, and then make all these negative judgments about them based on what they've conjured up in their heads. 😵‍💫

Case in point.... THIS old post lol 😆

"Fake"? "Arrogant"? "Cold person"?? Where??? 🤔😒 Like, seriously.... where???

And can I just say? I feel like shy, quiet, or introverted ppl are usually misread the most. 👀 (Speaking from personal experience here lol 😆 🤚🏾)

[the-casual-cheesecake]

what tma fear do you think would plague each member of exo?

I love this question SO much, what a good thought!

Minseok: the flesh/the corruption

This one is a bit obvious because he goes for cleanliness/purity when he's anxious. So, one can only assume that impurity and flashiness would unsettle him.

Junmyeon: the spiral

He is such a put together person, in that he's constructed himself very thoughtfully and with intent. He doesn't like being caught off-guard and he doesn't enjoying things being out of his control. The spiral would have MUCH fun with him.

Yixing: the lonely

😥Listen...

There is an argument that could be made for The Flesh because he's a dancer and his injuries do not fill him with joy. But The Lonely would could screw with him so thoroughly. He works so hard all the time to earn people's affection. His self worth is tied up in it. Who is Yixing without people to love him? (the answer is the little boy whose mother kicked him out of the house and made him bang on the door for hours, barefoot and crying in the cold, because he didn't want to practice the piano, that's who...)

Baekhyun: the hunt

Baekhyun is a pack animal, he feels safest and most powerful in a pack. Take him out of that and he struggles. The idea of him being rejected by his pack would murder him outright.

Chanyeol: the hunt

Chanyeol and Baekhyun are actually very similar people, that's where most of their issues and their strengths come from. Chanyeol needs to surrounded by people who are reflecting who he is back at him or he forgets who he's supposed to be and gets into existential crises. Being hunted by his pack, ousted and alone and hated by the people who know him best is a surefire way to traumatize him.

Jongdae: the spiral (?)

Really what his fear is to not be who he thinks he is. So, I think the spiral possibly fits best? But I'm unsure. Jongdae is a very principled person. He prides himself on not being moved by things he doesn't believe in. I think the thing that would unsettle him most is for his self image of that righteousness to be shaken.

Kyungsoo: the web

Kyungsoo wants to be Just A Guy so bad. He wants his life to be simple. He wants his thoughts to be uncomplex. He wants his problems to be neat. He doesn't tend towards paranoia or conspiracy. But I think the worst you can do to him is to put him in the middle of something like this anyway and challenge all his views on the world and make it so no matter how much he tries for neatness, everything goes weird and tangled anyway.

Jongin: the slaughter (?)

The worst thing that could happen to him is violence to people he loves, I think. He plays with violence in his music and flirts with the concepts of corruption and horror. But I think fear and kink hold hands always. I can't imagine a worse thing that could happen to Nini than... say Taemin being kidnapped or something. The question mark there is because more than one entity could feast on that fear depending on how you take it.

Sehun: the eye

Sehunnie does not want to be perceived. He doesn't offer personal information often. He is a diplomatic and charming person that anyone would find it extremely difficult to get to know in any way past the surface. So, I think the fastest way to fuck with him is to put his innermost intimate thoughts on display for the world and make it so he cannot ever have a secret.

[stupidneko]

Hi! I really hope this isn't weird or anything but I thought that your sona was very cute and wanted to draw them! (please delete if it makes you uncomfortable! i didn't see anything regarding your stance on people drawing your characters 😥)

IDJSNFIKSKDJVKDKGOH WHAT THE FUCK YOU MEAN BY DELETING IT NO FUCKING WAYYYYYYYYY🤬🤬🤬

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU FOR THE LOVELY DOODLES YOU LOVELY BEING!!!!!!!🥺🥺🥺💖💖💖

[anavilante]

Deadpool & Wolverine

I watched Deadpool & Wolverine yesterday and I absolutely loved it!

It was great! Lots of blood, fights, laughter, dirty jokes, the world of Mad Max and amazing music! And so many amazing actors per minute of screen time! AND NOSTALGIA!🥰🥰🥰 This is probably the best movie of the year, not counting Godzilla x Kong: The New Empire which I also really liked. I didn't waste my money and time on these two movies for sure. And what choreography of the fights, my God, I'm just drooling. Fuck the tearful moments, give me 2 hours of these fights!🤩🤩🤩 Ryan Reynolds is just a beauty and he was made for this role. Hugh Jackman… what an incredible man in the world of boygirls, he first played Wolverine 24 years ago and is still super in this role. He is unsurpassed in this role! He will now play it until he's 90 years old. 🤣And when he said: Scott begged me to wear this suit… Oh shit, I cried at that moment, my first Marvel pairing.💖💖💖 It was also really funny to watch people in the cinema asking each other what Elektra and Blade were doing in the Marvel movie.🤣🤣🤣 There was even Channing Tatum as Gambit! I remember we were led to believe for a long time that Tatum would get this role, but it never happened.😥 Chris Evans… God, he is still the hottest man on this fucking planet!🥰😘😍🥰😘😍 Emma Corrin, I haven't seen anything with her, but I couldn't shake the feeling that I knew her face, it's weird. Well, she's super as Charles' twin, they really look alike. Matthew Macfadyen is just gorgeous in his role.

I was so right to skip every bit of promotional information about this movie, it gave me the opportunity to watch it without knowing 80% of the plot before it premiered.

I FUCKING LOVE THIS MOVIE!!!

[corpseprxnce]

Just wanted to say I really admire and respect you for not only not wanting/needing sexual interaction from strangers but for also actively refusing it and being open about it being one of your boundaries. It legit warms my heart every time I see it on my dash (I know this might be weird 😭) and it's beautiful to see, the way you are, the man you are, that's EXTREMELY FUCKING RARE for a man, let me tell you… And as someone who has had quite their share of fuckboys who are unashamedly sexual to anything and anyone via ask (I had one who made a post along the lines of 'all my followers need to send me a picture of them in their underwear or else they can't follow me' 💀💀💀💀, the way that was absolutely revolting to see, to the point that I felt literally physically nauseous…). Anyway, just please, please, never stop being the man that you are, I know it's hard especially considering how the dating scene is right now, but please, I know it's stupid, but it just makes me so happy to see that there are still men like you around <3 Just know that you're appreciated and seen <3 P.S. sorry for the chaotic ask 😥

This was a very sweet ask, thank you.

I still have a very long way to go to be the man I want to be, but I'm glad that you think I'm doing something right! I never used to respect myself or my boundaries, but I've been getting better at it.

Dating/the dating scene is so demoralising for me, but I'm tryna stick to my boundaries and principles.

I really hope I can keep improving myself and making myself a better human being. I know I have a very long way to go.

Also, pls don't apologise for the chaotic nature of the ask, it made my month! <3

[koiiiji]

Hi its 🪷 anon, i have a grave problem rn😥 I accidentally dropped my friends phone and it got ran over, and it is CRACKED. I needa pay 1500 for it😰 and idk where to get that fackin money, I mean I can ask my parents for and they will give it to me cus the reason is appropriate, but god fuck their gonna be mad at me

it's actually a really embarrassing situation, like you're friends, but a broken phone and so on… it seems strange to me... like the concept of the idea is clear to me, but anyway, I'm trying to imagine such a situation with my friends and it's just super embarrassing... like paying fpr friends phone, but i know i broke it, but we still friends… idk really weird🫥🫡

by the way, can't it be repaired under warranty? as far as I remember, iPhones have a phone exchange program, like you hand over an old phone, they evaluate it and subtract this amount from the amount of the new phone. but I'm not sure if this program still exists, and if it's ever been in the area where you live.

but sheeeesh what kind of phone costs 1500 ($) or you mean different currency? bc i just checked iphone 15 plus with biggest storage costs 1100$ on official site🫡 (why you even need to buy biggest storage if you anyway end up buying extra icloud storage with subscription…like apple almost made it obligatory...)

[weareuniqueandimportant]

Crazy Reality: Attack Of The Paraphilia Woman...

Pure Woman: I HATE YOU!! I'M YOUR VICTIM!!

Sexy Woman: Why...? What Did I Do...?

Pure Woman: YOU KISSED ME... THIS IS ILLEGAL... MY FATHER SAYS SO HE IS POLICE...

Sexy Woman: DON'T TRUST THEM... THEY WANT TO KILL ANYONE THAT ISN'T A FASCIST NAZI...

Pure Woman: Omg... I Think So Too!! Maybe He Isn't Really My Father...

Sexy Woman: Yes... So... Do You Like Me Now <3...?

Pure Woman: Sure :)... But I Don't Want To Kiss You... I Think You're Scary...

Sexy Woman: Come On... There's Nothing To Be Afraid About... My Mommy Always Told Me That Is Sexy To Be Scared... FROM A YOUNG AGE I WOULD ALWAYS WATCH THE 2 PLAY INTERESTING PLAYS TOGETHER... I LEARNED FROM A YOUNG AGE THERE IS NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED ABOUT FROM YOUR SEXUALITY WHATEVER THAT IS... AND WHOEVER YOU ARE THERE IS A PLACE FOR YOU...

Pure Woman: Wow... Do You Think There's A Place For Me Too...?

Sexy Woman: YES. KISS ME.

Pure Woman: I'm Sorry Sexy Woman... I Don't Need To Kiss Someone If I Don't Want To...

Sexy Woman: But I Wanted To Kiss You 😔... I Love All Little Ones...

PURE WOMAN KISSES SEXY WOMAN IN THE CHEEK...

Pure Woman: That's Okay... This Is What I Want Though...

Sexy Woman: You Have Betrayed My Feelings 😡... I Hate You 😡... I Want You 😡... This Is My Calling 👿... My Revenge Will Be Insane 👿...

Pure Woman: OMG I'M SORRY... BUT I HAVE SOMETHING TO CONFESS... I... I'M A 4CHAN USER!! DO YOU STILL ACCEPT ME?!?!

Sexy Woman: OH MY GOD. THIS IS DISGUSTING. NO FUCKING WONDER YOU THINK THERE'S NO PLACE FOR YOU. THIS IS DISGUSTING. JUST DISAPPEAR LIKE I DRANK SOMETHING WEIRD AND ERASED YOU FROM MY MEMORY. I CAN'T BELIEVE I KISSED YOU. THIS IS DISGUSTING I AM TRAUMATIZED.

Pure Woman: I Knew You Wouldn't Accept Me 😭😭😭😭!!!!

Sexy Woman: Fuck Your 4channer Feelings... I Wish A Bad Day Torwards All 4channers... And Femboy Fans...

Pure Woman: You're So Mean 😭😭😭😭!!!!

Sexy Woman: You Started... Why Must You Be So Sexy... I Wish I Didn't Love Every Single One Like You... The Second I See You...

Pure Woman: Waahaa 😭😭😭😭!!!!

Sexy Woman: That Is I Who Should Be Crying... I Have Been... Traumatized 😥!!!!

Childish Woman: Hii Mommyy!! I've Missed You!! I Enjoy Being Your Little One...

Sexy Woman: That's Awesome... You Will Never Guess The LOSER I Was Abused By Today...

Childish Woman: Omg!! What Could Possibly Be So Awfull!!

Sexy Woman: SHE'S A... 😥... 4CHANNER...

Childish Woman: EEWWWWW!!!! I WAS ABUSED BY 1 TOO... SHE'S A NERD... I HATE HER... I'M SUCH A VICTIM FOR BEING EVEN FORCED INTO THE SAME ROOM WITH HER 😭😭😭😭!!!!

Pure Woman: Hi My Wife...

Sexy Woman: Omg... That's My Wife The BETTER PURE WOMAN... THAT IS MY AGE BUT JUST A LITTLE YOUNGER GIVING US A SEXY SEXY GAP... I MET SOMEONE THAT WAS JUST TRYING TO BE YOU TODAY... THIS WAS HARMFULL... I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS PAIN...

Pure Woman: Omg... I Can't Believe This!!

Childish Woman: Am I Your Wifey Too Mommy?!

Little Woman: And Me!! I Have Been Badly Abused!!

Sexy Woman: Yes... Yes Honey... Yes Darling... Ooh... This Is Soo Sexyy To Say To Someone Soo Cuutee... That Should Be Illegal To Be This Cute...

Little Woman: That Is!! I Have Been Locked In Prison!!

Pure Woman: Aww...

Sexy Woman: WE ALSO HAVE CHILDREN VERY SEXY!!!!

Illegal Woman: Hi Mom!!

Sexy Woman: Awesome...

Attractive Woman: Yes...

Pure Woman: Omg... I Have The Best Daughters!!

Childish Woman: Where's My Children 🥺...

Little Woman: And Mine!!

Sexy Woman: This Will Be Someday... I Promise...

Childish Woman: Yay!!

Court Woman: I Don't Accept This!! In My Domain The Evil Court Of Abuse... This Is Criminal!! You Face Death Penalty!!

Gay Woman: Omg!! So Illegal!!

Sexy Woman: You're Literally Doing The Same Thing... You Just Like Your Money... Remember... That Is A Fact... All Cops Love The Thing They Oppose 200fold... They're Just Taking Everyone Elses Right Away From That Thing. This Is A Police Fact. God Himself Told Me.

JUDGE WOMAN TAKES A HUGE HAMMER SEXY WOMAN ATTACKS WITH AN AXE ILLEGAL WOMAN STRIKES WITH A LANCE PURE WOMAN ACTIVATES A SHIELD AND GAY WOMAN SHOOTS WITH A GUN AND LITTLE WOMAN TAKES A BUNCH OF BOMBS!!!!

JUDGE WOMAN GETS BLASTED OUTSIDE!! SEXY WOMAN GETS ON TOP OF HER AND BEATS HER!!!!

Sexy Woman: THAT ISN'T ILLEGAL TO BE SEXY!!!! YOU'RE JUST A FASCIST EVIL!!!!

Judge Woman: NO!! I HATE YOU!! THAT ALONE MAKES YOU CRIMINAL!!!!

SEXY WOMAN STRANGLES JUDGE WOMAN...

Judge Woman: GO AHEAD... FINISH THE JOB...

Sexy Woman: I WILL...

JUDGE WOMAN ESCAPES AND RUNS AWAY!!

Sexy Woman: What A Coward... I'm So Horny...

[etrehumxin]

selkie tumblr in Antarctica simulator

🐟 fishmongerelite Follow you guys (gender neutral) can't be weird about humans coming to Antarctica 🙄 we have to share the planet and they stopped climate change (mostly) so it's all cool (haha ice pun)

#antarticadiscourse #current events #literally be nice to humans 99% of them aren't mega billionaries who destroyed the planet #they just wanna vibe!

🐻 cubin-secret-blog Follow ...? 😑 Selkie didn't contribute to climate change. Why should we have to let them Destroy our only home? you're clearly human pilled, tumblr user fishmongerelite.

#antarticadiscourse #cant believe there's a tag for common sense lol #a real selkie would call themselves a fisherwoman like ibutais intended

🐟 fishmongerelite Follow

Can you Shut Up. This is the fifth post of mine you've commented on. We get it, you hate humans, meet me in Tengais and we'll settle this like women

🐻 cubin-secret-blog Follow

I'm a faeder way to assume my gender #cringe

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🥶 southpoleorbust Follow

I feel really bad eating penguins cause they're so cute but my gf is so happy when she comes back with one... 😥

#i used to hunt with my dad back in Missouri but you can't use a gun here #and i'm shit with a bow or a spear...plus! the cute penguin faces!!!!! #malcolm talks

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idk what everyone is talking about, Saljitam is the best place to raise pups! i highly recommend coming by, it's super cozy and nice. :-) and super human friendly too!

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🚀 starseeker Follow

Listen. LISTEN. I HAVE IMPORTANT FUCKING NEWS.

Lyre, the stupid male selkie that's fathered like half of his moulin, has a fucking tumblr amount. here's my document outlining my case because i cannot fit that shit on one post alone -> [link to document]

#I AM NOT LYING TO YOU. I SWEAR. #I HAVE SEEN HIS PHONE. HE WAS LOGGED IN ON TUMBLR DOT COM. #PSA #listen. I'm all for representatives having their privacy; everyone knows Haziq from Tengais has a Tumblr #but Lyre.............well. no one likes him and that's a fact

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🥶 southpoleorbust Follow

Who the hell is Lyre???

🚀 starseeker Follow

Are you ready to receive information that will hurt you. it WILL hurt you.

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[abomicreator]

i have this dream about those clones of hantengu from KNY(demon slayer)

This happened days ago I don't know

I just wanna write about it lol.

Warning ⚠️

Bad grammar, cringe , weird

I leave the demon slayer fandoms 3 years ago, I don't know much about them okay?

14 may 2023 (true story,dream)

My tiktok fyp is full of those guys you know hantengu(sekido,karaku, aizetsu and urogi)

I don't even know who are they, the only thing i know they were from demon slayer.

It was around 00:05 so i decided to go to sleep because i have school tomorrow.

In the dream,it was totally normal at first, so yeah me and my friends were walking to class and then all the sudden there are those guys standing in front of me and i was like "what the fuck bro, I don't even watch demon slayer anymore" so i turned around and told my friends "let go another way"

My friends just disappear and left me with those guys

And the green one Karaku say

"where do you think you're going?"

And slowly walk up to me

I have a feeling something bad gonna happen so, i start to run away from them

"Hey stop right there" Urogi say

And he began to fly after me. I ran as fast as i can,my speed was really fast in the dream lol.

"you're not going anywhere" the blue one(Aizetsu) say

And stab me with his spear (it didn't hurt anyways)

And i pushed him away(i kinda feel bad now) There's a lot of blood in my hands,i started to ran away again

The red one(Sekido) was standing around not doing anything so, I don't really care about him.

I find a place to hide so, i did hide away from them, they were looking for me, and when they are out of my sight, i come out of the hiding place,i was like "yippee I'm free"

And then, there's Aizetsu looking at me "found you" Urogi say

"Fuck" i say.

And then all of them were standing in front of me, "what do you want Turn me into a demon?"

"actually yes" sekido say

My mind was like "the fuck?"

Sekido or urogi(i forgot) cut his hands. Blood are all over his hands "drink it" he say.

I have no choice so i drink it

(It taste like electricity😥)

And then,i have horns and pink eyes(probably gonna make an oc based on this dream) and bla bla bla I don't remember that much. Urogi was saying something to me.. and then i wake up

(goddamn it)

So that's all, I don't understand anything that day. I still see them in my dream even tho they don't talk to me anymore.

(they made me simp for them, goddamn it 🤷‍♀️)