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keirametzbrassknuckles · 2 years ago
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Continuing the coffee discourse though: I'm pet sitting for a friend and therefore woefully estranged from my dear espresso pot (which makes the best coffee in the world) and someone in the poll comments mentioned adding cinnamon to the grounds when making drip coffee and... my god. Finally, drip coffee that doesn't bring to mind dirty dishwater and depression. I am a changed woman.
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im-kinno-hello · 8 days ago
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and if i made a comic about them making a blog for the weird demon dog they found in the woods just because they are being brainwashed by it and it told them they need to spread the word of what word they don’t even fucking know?
#i really won’t do it since 1 i don’t know how to make comics and 2 i don’t have time to do it and i’m busy#but i could try it maybe idk just because i’m bored and would be my first comic i guess#i don’t wanna do my finals#kino art#like it totally was smile who find them and that dog probably has another name in my au with them totally isn’t smile her name#and the first one of course to seem very convincingly manipulated was nina since it was her idea taking the dog. but also#jeff since he like it at the end even if it was a weird ass looking dog#so nina got brainwashed don’t know how because the freaking dog is weird and she said hey…#and if we made a blog for her? and jeff so weirded out and be like… why? and she’s like well i don’t know would be funny scare people#so still unconvinced smile had to dig into jeff’s brain also manipulate him and be like yeah alright maybe we should#so they went kill some college student stole their car and stuffs. they aren’t the most intelligent killers#oh but nina knows how to drive. jeff no won’t even try because he knows he would drive them both to their deaths. he so would#so yeah nina does know (kinda) how to drive so it’s all cool. jeff gets to use the stolen computer and don’t care if he deletes everything#and same for the phone but since he never got an iphone or any advanced phone nina teaches him how to use the new stolen phone#so uhhhh yeah got a bit far from that. they hacked the computer (they didn’t it was their luck it didn’t have a password)#so their dumbasses were like wait… what we were gonna do and then was like oh yeah! the blog!#they went back to the freaking dog took a very ugly picture in some abandoned house they will stay there for a while#since they were homeless for now. anyways took the picture of the demon dog and used it for#their blog and yeah did it scare some people thinking wow that’s a good photoshop but no one knew was a real haunted picture#and jeff be like hey… let’s send the photo to scare the friends of the person we killed and both they be like hehe alright that’s funny#at the end well they did enjoy making the stupid blog and scaring people with the picture they thought it wasn’t real and just a bad prank#from the… real demon dog they literally own (in reverse the roles here to be honest but they are stupid they don’t know)#while not knowing what even is that picture causing around the internet aaand… probably just probably they cursed to death some people#but for now they are too happy they have a job at least. with smile just watching them#lol this is too stupid WHATEVR#i would be a happy child in me while writing all of this shit in class idgaf#creepypasta#jeff the killer#nina the killer#smile dog
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warningsine · 11 months ago
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Like, not every queer person feels like they arrive into existence with an attraction to, like, a specific kind of person, and that's okay too.
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dragonlover158429 · 5 months ago
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Litterally any form of authority that exists (the police, the army, the time-police e.c.t): I'm gonna ask you to be respectful here.
Paperinik: I will politely decline.
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soath · 7 months ago
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the fact that the archheart took selena because he loved her and wanted to give her peace, and in the process left her suspended in an eternal static torment because he doesn't understand how something as fragile as a mortal soul works feels like a summary of the good intentions/bad long term outcome situation with godly soul custody. it makes sense that the gods would end up keeping some of their special followers! the first mortals to get in tight with the gods probably asked for it! the ego death of proper reincarnation is terrifying compared to staying up late hanging out with your buddy pelor. asmodeus and the hells aren't being half as kind about it yet the core motive remains—that hoarding instinct to keep what you love(or hate) and never let it go.
but you and i aren’t meant to be eternal. the kryn use anamnesis to ensure the continuity of self through endless lifetimes and they’re still losing themselves to it. selena was turned into a nighmarish human-faced star because the god she made out of metal thought that they could understand each other and she hung there in his domain burning, her last wish forever repeating on her lips, for a thousand years until he could release her. mortals don’t want to fully die and gods don’t want to let them go but nobody can stay in their frozen crystalline palace of eternity forever. eventually everything in the Real gets to change.
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havenshereagain · 13 days ago
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Another week, another WIP Wednesday! Still working on my de-aged Tim fic, but I also have a fic that i banged out over 3k in two days? So there's a snippet of that as well (that fic's premise is most of the family finding out for the first time that Tim is immunocompromised, currently titled Tim's Spleen)
De-aged Tim
That seemed to do the trick because Tim nodded, though his eyes went distant in thought. The kid probably had a thousand questions, and was trying to figure out what order to ask them in. "Did my parents die?" he finally asked, and Jason's jaw dropped a bit. He then explained his thinking, "I mean, earlier you seemed surprised by the fact my parents went on trips a lot and I don't think my parents would stop traveling unless they had to, so either the company went under or they died. And I'm staying here, and Dick said it was my room not a guest room or something, so I probably live here, or at least did for a bit. The room seemed a little too clean for me to have been living here, but I'm an adult now, right? So I probably moved out, but I definitely did live here based on the pictures and stuff in the room. My parents dying is the only way it makes sense to me." Jason's jaw was just about on the floor from the kid's deductive reasoning.
Tim's Spleen
Tim's grip on the handlebars tightened again. "I knew it was serious," he murmured. Losing an organ, especially one vital to the immune system, was a big deal for a vigilante. It was important that his doctors and team know. "I've spoken with Leslie and Alfred about it. I just assumed at least Bruce and Dick had read the report."
Barbara sighed, and Tim could just imagine her pushing her glasses up to rub her face. "Dick's always been awful about reading reports," she said after a moment. Neither of them said anything about Bruce. What was there to say? The man was usually diligent about reports, this was an anomaly.
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mikimeiko · 11 months ago
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Hacks | Season 3 (2024), Lucia Aniello, Paul W. Downs and Jen Statsky
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maplemaplemaplemaplemaple · 1 month ago
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who up scaling they wee
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impulsepolls · 1 year ago
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a victim of the u.s. public school system made this poll.
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blackjacktheboss · 1 year ago
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it’s wild that riordan could have so much time to think about this rewrite and how he would build his world in a tv show and all he seems to have done is make it worse
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skunkes · 8 months ago
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at dis point when i hear about a game i like coming to the switch (very rare occurrence) my only thoughts are damn thats going to be really awesome to play once the switch is old enough to be hackable with little to no consequence like the 3ds
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ryugumon · 20 days ago
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wishlist of nintendo games that could still come out on the switch instead of the switch 2:
New Rhythm Heaven game (even tho i dont play them because i suck at rhythm games)
Hotel Dusk remaster (should be possible since Another Code got a remaster )
Tomodachi Life
New Pokémon Mystery Dungeon/Explorers of Sky remake
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chompe-diem · 10 months ago
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ok i've listened to the latest ep now and u cannot tell me albin and sol are not qpr. sorry but they are bonded 4 lyfe like that. we already knew this but now it's finally canon. Do Not Ask Caldwell Or Murph but it's canon. i'm not crazy-
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timkonners get your juice, hanahaki but kon's looking real hard in his wonder boy's chest like "boy why are you growing flowers in there, who did this to you?"
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willowfey · 1 month ago
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u ever wake up from one of the worst nights ever and no matter what the day is like ur just like. wow. glad it’s not last night anymore. i hope i don’t have last night tonight
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jerevision · 9 months ago
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This evening I was so tired I dozed off fully clothed next to my son on his bed while reading a bedtime story. I woke up disoriented about 20mins ago and remembered that Šta Bih Ja was out at midnight. Now we're both awake, sitting on his bed and listening to it on loop, life is good
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