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Continuing the coffee discourse though: I'm pet sitting for a friend and therefore woefully estranged from my dear espresso pot (which makes the best coffee in the world) and someone in the poll comments mentioned adding cinnamon to the grounds when making drip coffee and... my god. Finally, drip coffee that doesn't bring to mind dirty dishwater and depression. I am a changed woman.
#not about to go out and purchase a drip coffee maker or anything because holy shit i hate those things#but still... good hack
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and if i made a comic about them making a blog for the weird demon dog they found in the woods just because they are being brainwashed by it and it told them they need to spread the word of what word they don’t even fucking know?
#i really won’t do it since 1 i don’t know how to make comics and 2 i don’t have time to do it and i’m busy#but i could try it maybe idk just because i’m bored and would be my first comic i guess#i don’t wanna do my finals#kino art#like it totally was smile who find them and that dog probably has another name in my au with them totally isn’t smile her name#and the first one of course to seem very convincingly manipulated was nina since it was her idea taking the dog. but also#jeff since he like it at the end even if it was a weird ass looking dog#so nina got brainwashed don’t know how because the freaking dog is weird and she said hey…#and if we made a blog for her? and jeff so weirded out and be like… why? and she’s like well i don’t know would be funny scare people#so still unconvinced smile had to dig into jeff’s brain also manipulate him and be like yeah alright maybe we should#so they went kill some college student stole their car and stuffs. they aren’t the most intelligent killers#oh but nina knows how to drive. jeff no won’t even try because he knows he would drive them both to their deaths. he so would#so yeah nina does know (kinda) how to drive so it’s all cool. jeff gets to use the stolen computer and don’t care if he deletes everything#and same for the phone but since he never got an iphone or any advanced phone nina teaches him how to use the new stolen phone#so uhhhh yeah got a bit far from that. they hacked the computer (they didn’t it was their luck it didn’t have a password)#so their dumbasses were like wait… what we were gonna do and then was like oh yeah! the blog!#they went back to the freaking dog took a very ugly picture in some abandoned house they will stay there for a while#since they were homeless for now. anyways took the picture of the demon dog and used it for#their blog and yeah did it scare some people thinking wow that’s a good photoshop but no one knew was a real haunted picture#and jeff be like hey… let’s send the photo to scare the friends of the person we killed and both they be like hehe alright that’s funny#at the end well they did enjoy making the stupid blog and scaring people with the picture they thought it wasn’t real and just a bad prank#from the… real demon dog they literally own (in reverse the roles here to be honest but they are stupid they don’t know)#while not knowing what even is that picture causing around the internet aaand… probably just probably they cursed to death some people#but for now they are too happy they have a job at least. with smile just watching them#lol this is too stupid WHATEVR#i would be a happy child in me while writing all of this shit in class idgaf#creepypasta#jeff the killer#nina the killer#smile dog
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Like, not every queer person feels like they arrive into existence with an attraction to, like, a specific kind of person, and that's okay too.
#hacks#hacks hbo#avorah#deborah vance#sine's edits#to be giffed#i know they're changing each other for the better and that deb is learning not to be problematic etc. but good lord she's not beating#the bi allegations either#they will not go there bc they would have to devote a lot of time to deborah's coming out process and ava/deborah will never be#explicitly together bc that would alienate viewers but the show is STILL leaning so much into the romance
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Litterally any form of authority that exists (the police, the army, the time-police e.c.t): I'm gonna ask you to be respectful here.
Paperinik: I will politely decline.
#I love him#“oh yeah paperinik was more of a criminal in his first appearances”#In his first appearances??? Bitch he literally infiltrated and hacked army stations more than once#for the greater good yeah but STILL#duck avenger#paperinik#pkna#pkne#donald duck#duckverse#HE'S A MENACE OKAY a lovable one sure#but still a menace#that's why a nega/mirror verse him is absolutely terrifying#HE LITERALLY CHANGED THE COURSE OF TIME FOR PETE'S SAKE
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the fact that the archheart took selena because he loved her and wanted to give her peace, and in the process left her suspended in an eternal static torment because he doesn't understand how something as fragile as a mortal soul works feels like a summary of the good intentions/bad long term outcome situation with godly soul custody. it makes sense that the gods would end up keeping some of their special followers! the first mortals to get in tight with the gods probably asked for it! the ego death of proper reincarnation is terrifying compared to staying up late hanging out with your buddy pelor. asmodeus and the hells aren't being half as kind about it yet the core motive remains—that hoarding instinct to keep what you love(or hate) and never let it go.
but you and i aren’t meant to be eternal. the kryn use anamnesis to ensure the continuity of self through endless lifetimes and they’re still losing themselves to it. selena was turned into a nighmarish human-faced star because the god she made out of metal thought that they could understand each other and she hung there in his domain burning, her last wish forever repeating on her lips, for a thousand years until he could release her. mortals don’t want to fully die and gods don’t want to let them go but nobody can stay in their frozen crystalline palace of eternity forever. eventually everything in the Real gets to change.
#cr spoilers#critical role spoilers#critical role#the archheart#selena erenves#‘reincarnation is totally good and fine’ NO it’s scary!#there’s a reason so many reincarnation based afterworlds fixate on either a permanent or temporary escape from it#or ways to hack your way through the cycle#people are obsessed with the idea of their discrete selfhood continuing#they probably begged the gods to be little pearls on sarenae’s beach or what have you#but imagine that life after ten thousand years of it#you just….. are#frozen in that static wholeness surrounded by the soft encouraging light#even if you didn’t end in unimaginable trauma like selena that’s not a good long term#the melting Deanna describes is at least a partial mercy but it doesn’t fix the whole problem#because now you’ve just got soul soup#slopping around the divine realms#less torturous but still… unfulfilled#and although the cast/matt don’t focus on it there are nondenominational options the raven queen shepherds people too#Aabria has said laerynn is probably in the astral sea#imagine a millennia as a tiny helpless soul buffeted by a storm of fever dreams searching for friend
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Another week, another WIP Wednesday! Still working on my de-aged Tim fic, but I also have a fic that i banged out over 3k in two days? So there's a snippet of that as well (that fic's premise is most of the family finding out for the first time that Tim is immunocompromised, currently titled Tim's Spleen)
De-aged Tim
That seemed to do the trick because Tim nodded, though his eyes went distant in thought. The kid probably had a thousand questions, and was trying to figure out what order to ask them in. "Did my parents die?" he finally asked, and Jason's jaw dropped a bit. He then explained his thinking, "I mean, earlier you seemed surprised by the fact my parents went on trips a lot and I don't think my parents would stop traveling unless they had to, so either the company went under or they died. And I'm staying here, and Dick said it was my room not a guest room or something, so I probably live here, or at least did for a bit. The room seemed a little too clean for me to have been living here, but I'm an adult now, right? So I probably moved out, but I definitely did live here based on the pictures and stuff in the room. My parents dying is the only way it makes sense to me." Jason's jaw was just about on the floor from the kid's deductive reasoning.
Tim's Spleen
Tim's grip on the handlebars tightened again. "I knew it was serious," he murmured. Losing an organ, especially one vital to the immune system, was a big deal for a vigilante. It was important that his doctors and team know. "I've spoken with Leslie and Alfred about it. I just assumed at least Bruce and Dick had read the report."
Barbara sighed, and Tim could just imagine her pushing her glasses up to rub her face. "Dick's always been awful about reading reports," she said after a moment. Neither of them said anything about Bruce. What was there to say? The man was usually diligent about reports, this was an anomaly.
#tim drake#robin iii#jason todd#barbara gordon#batfam#batman and robin#dcu#dc comics#haven's writing#i have the second fic mostly written actually#i did decide that i wanna change some of it though so i have to do that first#its also mostly him talking to bruce#so i'm debating whether i want to add in him talking to dick as well#whether he talks to steph/jason/damian about it is up in the air#(alfred and babs actually keep up with reports and file changes)#(and tim told cass bc of paris)#(i explain it in the fic)#i don't think damian at this point cares enough about tim to seek out a conversation#i do have one line of him sort of berating tim#and its meant to be only a few months post-bruce returning#whether he's in a good enough place with jason and steph to talk i'm not sure really#jason does tease him and tim isn't upset about it#which i think implies a decent working relationship#but beyond that i'm not really sure#and steph actually has no lines#she's just kinda in the background doing batgirl shit#the de-aged tim fic has been fighting me#i want him to be a little feral but it's not panning out that way#(besides him hacking rhe batcomputer but that happens off screen)#(which i guess makes sense since it is jason's pov but still)
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Hacks | Season 3 (2024), Lucia Aniello, Paul W. Downs and Jen Statsky
#hacks#hacks hbo#hacksedit#very good third season#though i wonder how many times they can break them at the end of the season and make them make up at the beginning of the new one#before it gets stale#even if every season ending has been a different take on this it's still getting a little repetitive#tv 2024#i made this#i just want a tag for the things i personally put out into the world
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who up scaling they wee
#this was a really fun run i got wee in the first shop and then hack in the second and it was all downhill from there#i had steel red seal 2s but i died at ante 12 sadly. i couldve gone on for much longer if i found mime but alas. i know chips arent good fo#lategame but wee is reallly funny you see. still got really good scaling because i took both heiroglyph and anaglyph.#maple rambles#balatro
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a victim of the u.s. public school system made this poll.
#poll#polls#i was the kid that went to school like half dead lol#literally coughing and hacking (but still trying to hide it??)#couldn't speak lmao but teachers would never send me home#my niece got a little cough at school the other day and was sent straight home; how times have changed#which is GOOD to be clear#anyway#fun fun times#(i was anxious and miserable most of the time)
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it’s wild that riordan could have so much time to think about this rewrite and how he would build his world in a tv show and all he seems to have done is make it worse
#that’s all I think he’s capable of doing with the source material now cause he’s a millionaire hack#but still#he bitched and moaned for 10 years about how he needed to be in charge to make a good adaptation#and all he did was make a mediocre tv show#he sold the movie right and hated them (bad business decision)#he made himself writer on the show after getting another shot (is not a tv writer and has done a poor job)#(even with help!)#incredible and almost impressive#weird move dog#that’s what happens when you have too many people in your ear#likely yes men#you hate to see it
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at dis point when i hear about a game i like coming to the switch (very rare occurrence) my only thoughts are damn thats going to be really awesome to play once the switch is old enough to be hackable with little to no consequence like the 3ds
#cause like. $60? im good#i know u Can hack it Now but i dont wanna risk it sorryyyy. needs to have the same vibe as current 3DS modding community#talkys#honestly ive thought abt getting a steamdeck also. i dont have many games on steam bc i only like 2 genres#but i still have more than on the switch ykwim#and the ones that arent switch exclusive wld be way better on a handheld where u can mod them (SDV. cant play w.o mods.)#this is only semi related to my main post my point was my switch was originally just a botw machine#then an ac machine then totk and splathreen and thats rly it for nintendo exclusives#why wld i casually buy mario odyssey or w.e to play if its $60. come on
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wishlist of nintendo games that could still come out on the switch instead of the switch 2:
New Rhythm Heaven game (even tho i dont play them because i suck at rhythm games)
Hotel Dusk remaster (should be possible since Another Code got a remaster )
Tomodachi Life
New Pokémon Mystery Dungeon/Explorers of Sky remake
#i like watching the minigames and remixes from rhythm heaven and i love the songs too#im not sure how good a hotel dusk remaster/remake would be considering the way it used the dual screens but id still like it to happen#i actually couldnt make it work on emulator years ago and i still havent gotten to play it.... ill do it when i get around to hacking my 3ds#sometime within the next decade#also for pmd it could technically come out on switch 2 before gen 10 since blue rescue team came out on the ds before gen4#and likewise for gates to infinity on the 3ds coming out before xy. so like it could happen again but its probably v unlikely#i mean pmd itself seems unlikely unfortunately whether on the switch or switch 2
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ok i've listened to the latest ep now and u cannot tell me albin and sol are not qpr. sorry but they are bonded 4 lyfe like that. we already knew this but now it's finally canon. Do Not Ask Caldwell Or Murph but it's canon. i'm not crazy-
#they havd always been soooo qpr to me and then the rushed 'you taught me how to love' before saying goodbye??? cmon now man#or they can b gay also. im pro solbin#but 2 me they are qpr first and foremost#the Important thing to understand is that they are inextricable#still separate people ofc. who honestly did have to have time apart from each other to evolve and find themselves#but there is a bond there that isnt leaving.#and it's Good! and they dont want it to leave! it's not just the trauma btw#the trauma is part of where there lives have met but thats not what it's about#there are shared troubles and there is time apart and there are clones and hacking and world saving etc#but with all this they still want to come home to spaghetti in a tupperware in the fridge#and tgi skydays at the booth with the guitar in the wall#and a shared bathroom with stained shirts soaking in a basin and a nightstand sitting by the tub#boxes in the corner of the living room full of comic issues they Certainly did not get for free#that are sometimes fond nostalgia and sometimes pain thats hard to even look at#a home well stocked with toilet rolls and yarn#they can and will go far but it comes back to frog pal and albie at the end of the day#albin pembroke#sol bufo
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timkonners get your juice, hanahaki but kon's looking real hard in his wonder boy's chest like "boy why are you growing flowers in there, who did this to you?"
#timkon#not my preferred sauce but it's still a good sauce yanno? a sauce that i will take if my preferred sauce is all out#i may not or may not have some art in the works to go with this#in his anger that someone wouldn't love time back he realizes that he loves time and tells him and time hacks up the flowers and roots
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u ever wake up from one of the worst nights ever and no matter what the day is like ur just like. wow. glad it’s not last night anymore. i hope i don’t have last night tonight
#violent splitting headache for hours and hours + hot flashes + nausea & threw up + anxiety doom spiral#like what kinda fuckass combo#didn’t fall asleep until like 6:30am for like 3 hours#woke up with the headache STILL FUCKING THERE. did some more hacks took some more advil and it’s finally subsiding to just faint soreness#but i had to cancel my Leaving The House plans and move it to tomorrow which would’ve helped the anxiety even tho i could barely stand#now im just. fucking exhausted and burnt out and have nothing in my stomach but nothing sounds good#AND today was gonna be the best weather day this week that’s why i was leaving the house . but alas#now i don’t know what the fuck to do with myself like even a little bit#i keep crying over everything and i was spotting too so my mom thinks all of that was hormonal. which makes sense#but jfc. ur telling me i gotta wade through the depression mud and also my body is gonna betray me while im at it? coolcoolcool
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This evening I was so tired I dozed off fully clothed next to my son on his bed while reading a bedtime story. I woke up disoriented about 20mins ago and remembered that Šta Bih Ja was out at midnight. Now we're both awake, sitting on his bed and listening to it on loop, life is good
#joker out#šta bih ja#who needs sleep#tho i really might regret this tomorrow lol#thank goodness he still has school holidays#follow me for more parenting hacks#oh will listen to trafik tomorrow
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