#but still why

[extrashortshorts]

Who wears short shorts?

Buggypillar wears short shorts!

CURSED

[gozoakarte-cave]

why would cazador still keep velioth skull in his private chamber ? Is he insane ??

[squiredpengu]

So I looked at the numbers again as @trophycannibal and I lamented over the percentage of "the choice" in Stray Gods the Roleplaying Musical

And IT'S SO MUCH WORSE THAN I REMEMBER

41.4% VS 17.4%

WHAT DO YOU MEAN LESS THAN 20%???

DID MORE PEOPLE PLAY AND IT DROPPED???

They served you the best trope on a silver plater and you chose this?

To each their own, but why 😭

[lostinthe--stars]

Guys while I was away one of my Merthur posts from like June randomly blew up and I don’t know why and I don’t know how to feel about it. Like obviously it’s not a big deal but where did they all come from, and so suddenly? Why now?

[dellovestorant]

WHY IS PEOPLE MAGAZINE RANKING SEXIEST F1 DRIVERS???????

[madly-empirical]

adding daciana to the eastern european adventures is such an odd choice, because we have claudia expecting another vampire to be her companion when said vampire considers her to be the cause of her "child's" death. like why make that parallel or why make that contrast...

[bvnga-aprikot]

why is everyone so obsessed with punching down aventurine

[marvel-starwarsfangirl]

Y’know, after that episode, I’m starting to worry for all my other favorite characters. I’ve joked in the past that I always like characters who wind up dying. Zuko might be the only character from a popular fandom that hasn’t bitten the dust.

So umm… Fukuzawa, Kunikida, Steve, Thrawn, and Crosshair, you might want to start running.

[livingthedragonlife]

laios is perhaps the only character not to get the "they mentioned their favorite food once and the fandom makes it their whole personality" treatment. his favorite food is cheesecake and absolutely nobody cares

[some-pers0n]

I hate how people will look at popular indie artists who had one or two songs go viral on TikTok and start making fun of anybody who listens to them. "Oh you listen to Lemon Demon, Will Wood, Jack Stauber, Glass Animals, and Mother Mother? Tsk, don't you know that is stupid TikTok neurodivergent white transmasc preteen music? It's so mid and bad you should listen to real music–" you are a pit of misery

[great-and-small]

Trends on other social media sites:

Try this new dance challenge! Post your glow-up! Get Ready With Me!

Trends on Tumblr:

[stargoyle]

"This person has a secret onlyfans!" "This artist does NSFW commissions!" "This author writes porn on the side!" I cannot begin to tell you how swag and awesome that is.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Expertise can't help you here.

[review-anon]

Someone else knows about that Beta AU?

Wanna know one of my personal problems with it?

We have four pervert archetypes (Yoruko, Syobai, Shinji, and Yuri) in one killing game. Teruteru was more than enough for most people's playthroughs of SDR2, let alone four of him.

(On the plus side, however poorly executed it was, it did feature your hypothetical scenario about Sora being the original Chapter 4 victim.)

//Oh goodie someone else cursed with knowledge like me!

//And yeah the four perverts is a big yikes as well. I know I complain about the three yanderes, and one of the perverts you mentioned IS one of the three yanderes, but if you want to know why I find it so distasteful, that's why.

//And hoo boy the Chapter 4 death with Sora. Putting it under the cut since its quite fucked up.

//Sora is literally thrown into acid by Yuri and she dissolved alive. No I'm not joking that's how she dies, and its so fucked up.

//Being dissolved by acid is one of the worst ways to go out and there's a reason why its more used to depose of bodies and not kill people.

//And if you wonder why Yuri did it..well remember how in canon he loves women but hates men? Welp that's been reversed so he is so gay for the guys but loathes women. And yeah I don't think I need to tell you why that's problematic, as this portrayal could harm homosexuals in real life.

//Its also only the second worst death in this AU, since first place goes to how Mikado dies in Chapter 5. I am not gonna describe that since its genuinely disturbing, but all you need to know is that he partly killed himself and Nikei also killed him as well, and Beta Nikei is the worst Nikei ever to walk under the sun. That's all.

//Some of the writing of this AU is on par with The Mistake and that is NOT the standards you want to swoop to.

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this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen

[pangur-and-grim]

one thing that took me embarrassingly long to learn is "sometimes when people say things, they will not be true."

I used to tell people about this revelation and they'd be like yeah.....duh.....but like, why wouldn't my base assumption be that you're communicating to me in a straightforward manner. anyway, I get scammed a lot.