#but still what

[starscompanion]

book 9.5 is bonkers why can't there be a whole book

[ladydeath-vanserra]

why are we making fun of feyres cringey painting of the cabin on a post about me discussing the use of paint in her sexual assault

read the room

[perpetuallyobsessed]

I FOUND THIS IN MY DRAFTS AND I CANNOT FOR THE LIFE OF ME REMEMBER WHAT THE CONTEXT WAS

[anomaly-vee]

th. they’re what. they’re fucking. WHAT. AGAIN? ARE WE DOING THIS AGAIN?

[elysianymph]

just realized BOTH of the guys i had a crush on are under 175cm... do i like short men????

[mothsantics]

twitter is so stupid dude i got tagged in a post by a friend which is all cool and good until it DEFAULTS TO when someone interacts with the post it pings EVERYONE TAGGED IN THE POST (THIS INCLUDES SOMEONE SIMPLY LIKING THE POST!)

AND PEOPLE WHO USE THAT WEBSITE SOMEHOW HAVENT DEVELOPED THE ETIQUETTE OF GOING IN TO MAKE SURE WHEN THEY REPLY IT WONT PING PEOPLE THAT WAY AS WELL????

[paul-mccartney-official]

have i told you about the time my psychology teacher dressed up as bob dylan and even brought in a harmonica and a guitar and just started playing bob dylan songs for the first like 10 minutes of class

[nb-marceline]

(full article here)

[churroach]

Looking respectfully

(EDIT: fellas, it’s really not that deep. Anyone starting beef over this stupid drawing getting blocked, i dont care to argue with people who come and judge me (a stranger) in bad faith. A bit dissapointed that this joke post is what’s getting the most attention but alas that’s the internet for ya i guess.)

[some-pers0n]

I hate how people will look at popular indie artists who had one or two songs go viral on TikTok and start making fun of anybody who listens to them. "Oh you listen to Lemon Demon, Will Wood, Jack Stauber, Glass Animals, and Mother Mother? Tsk, don't you know that is stupid TikTok neurodivergent white transmasc preteen music? It's so mid and bad you should listen to real music–" you are a pit of misery

[sanguinifex]

You gotta read and watch some old books and films that aren’t 100% modern politically correct. I’m not saying you should agree with everything in them but you need to learn where genres came from to understand what those genres are doing today and where media deconstructing old tropes is coming from.

Also, more often than you might think, they’re not actually promoting bigotry so much as “didn’t consider all the implications of something” or just used words that were polite then but considered offensive now.

Kill the censor in your head.

[pirateprincessjess]

When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

[sage-nebula]

This is literally the funniest fucking thing Edgeworth has ever said

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Expertise can't help you here.

[dendrochronologies]

maya angelou saying the funniest thing anyone has ever said about editing, which i can never let myself forget EVER AGAIN [x]

[qrowpilled]

hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month