#but still what

[toletoles]

WHAT IS RHIS SUPOSSED TO MEAN I CANT TELL IF THEY'RE JOKING OR NOT

[starscompanion]

book 9.5 is bonkers why can't there be a whole book

[ladydeath-vanserra]

why are we making fun of feyres cringey painting of the cabin on a post about me discussing the use of paint in her sexual assault

read the room

[the-wandering-st4r]

th. they’re what. they’re fucking. WHAT. AGAIN? ARE WE DOING THIS AGAIN?

[elysianymph]

just realized BOTH of the guys i had a crush on are under 175cm... do i like short men????

[mothsantics]

twitter is so stupid dude i got tagged in a post by a friend which is all cool and good until it DEFAULTS TO when someone interacts with the post it pings EVERYONE TAGGED IN THE POST (THIS INCLUDES SOMEONE SIMPLY LIKING THE POST!)

AND PEOPLE WHO USE THAT WEBSITE SOMEHOW HAVENT DEVELOPED THE ETIQUETTE OF GOING IN TO MAKE SURE WHEN THEY REPLY IT WONT PING PEOPLE THAT WAY AS WELL????

[paul-mccartney-official]

have i told you about the time my psychology teacher dressed up as bob dylan and even brought in a harmonica and a guitar and just started playing bob dylan songs for the first like 10 minutes of class

[qwimblenorrisstan]

every now and then this post shows up in my inbox and I’m haunted by my decision to post this. apparently ribs strongly resonate with the tumblr citizens bc this has yet to stop receiving attention. literally the most amount of notes I’ve ever gotten on anything, and it’s about ribs of all things

gotta love tumblr

Just thinking about how simon would definitely be the type of man to start cooking ribs, I mean like marinating those things and letting them slow cook for hours, only for him to slip out of the bed at nearly 3am.

You only noticed because his side of the bed got colder and then you woke up to your precious simon riley with a plate of ribs in his big hands, piled high for both of you as he sat down. you wouldn’t care about getting food on the bed this late, and he knew it. He liked cooking for you when on leave, liked providing.

“ribs.”

He mumbled, and you gave a sleepy nod before leaning against him, idly taking a rib and obliging him with a bite of the food. As it turns out, it was pretty damn good, and for another hour or so you both just sat there, silently eating ribs in bed.

Anyways, I’m marrying him. He’s mine.

[just-french-me-up]

'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'

what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip

[some-pers0n]

I hate how people will look at popular indie artists who had one or two songs go viral on TikTok and start making fun of anybody who listens to them. "Oh you listen to Lemon Demon, Will Wood, Jack Stauber, Glass Animals, and Mother Mother? Tsk, don't you know that is stupid TikTok neurodivergent white transmasc preteen music? It's so mid and bad you should listen to real music–" you are a pit of misery

[nb-marceline]

(full article here)

[circumpolarvampire]

"*X country* should colonize the US! Please nuke the US!"

You all will do anything to not give us our land back huh

[churroach]

Looking respectfully

(EDIT: fellas, it’s really not that deep. Anyone starting beef over this stupid drawing getting blocked, i dont care to argue with people who come and judge me (a stranger) in bad faith. A bit dissapointed that this joke post is what’s getting the most attention but alas that’s the internet for ya i guess.)

[tawnysoup]

Finally now that the comic is fully public on comicfury, I get to share it with all of you here, too <3

If you enjoyed, please consider supporting by buying a PDF of the comic on itch.io: https://tawnysoup.itch.io/home-in-the-woods

[demaparbat-hp]

He's never happy

[sanguinifex]

You gotta read and watch some old books and films that aren’t 100% modern politically correct. I’m not saying you should agree with everything in them but you need to learn where genres came from to understand what those genres are doing today and where media deconstructing old tropes is coming from.

Also, more often than you might think, they’re not actually promoting bigotry so much as “didn’t consider all the implications of something” or just used words that were polite then but considered offensive now.

Kill the censor in your head.