#but she's gone now 😃 so like it's chill

[alldni]

ranking the ada by how good the blunt rotation is.

number one is kenji. he is a good young man and never touches it which is why he’s the best. other people get really weird when they’re sober around high people and start treating them like little kids. but kenji looks at you like this 😃 carries entire cases of water bottles to you and tells you stories about cows and gardening that would be so fucking boring sober, but are absolutely resplendent when you’re high as fuck. he can one hand carry you to bed too so you don’t have wander through The Fog to curl up in the sheets if you green out. unfortunately the one downside is that if you smoke in front of kenji kunikida puts a gun to your head

two is tanizaki. he’s just so totally chill about it. he owns a beautiful ornate bong that always has crystal clear water. you sit there and smoke and eat fritos the whole time and it’s beautiful. now unfortunately his illusion is super freaky so if he’s high and using his ability you might have a bad time. but also he could make sesame street appear before your eyes and you’d have such a beautiful time.

coming in at number three definitely atsushi. the first time he smokes he is terrified horrified crying shaking sooo nervous but the second time you can tell he did a bunch of research and suddenly he’s like super expert at it. or less that he’s expert and more that he’s so desperate to prove he’s good at it he starts taking furious bong rips so fast you think he’ll die and his ability is probably the only reason he survives. also he becomes insanely hilarious and out of pocket

fukuzawa at four. this experience would be heavenly. you’d feel like an eighty year old lounging on the front porch in the sun. you smoke from a perfectly rolled joint and listen to him share every opinion he has on everyone in the ada or whatever and then he starts showing you pictures of his cats. he has a medical marijuana card for joint pain. he tells you he loves you and starts listing all your strengths and then lovingly explaining in vivid detail how he thinks you can improve.

kunikida at five purely for humor factor i think. in high school he was a super stoner and now he has seven bongs hidden under his bed. if you somehow got him to smoke with you he would manage to, in mere hours, procure the most amazing heavenly fresh weed you’ve ever smoked. you’ve gone to the garden of eden. unfortunately (and the reason why this is number four) he gets high and starts like reading shit from his ideals notebook to you and now you know too much about his ideal woman. and the next day he refuses to look you in the eyes. BUT he would be great at taking care of others while high i think — he’s the guy making sure everyone guzzles water at the sesh

lucy at number 6 for sure. the weed she gives you is so strong so lightning mcqueen quick-hitting so pungent… it’s probably a new strain called rainbow ballzapper4000 that francis bought from an illegal dispensary in america and she’s been waiting for the perfect moment to smoke it. she would end up taking you to her stupid pocket dimension because she would think it’s really really funny but you would feel like you’re trapped in your own personal hell. a mirage of pink and candy lord almighty. and you would be rapidly weakening shriveling up dying while she only gains strength. and you would want to kiss her

naomi at 7. i would rather kill myself than think about this further

number eight definitely yosano like this would be hell. because she would be so beautiful and transcendent and funny and cool and suave while you’re absolutely fucked up with whatever bullshit hopped up illegal strain she just presented you with. and if you started greening out she’d like give you water or whatever but then she would decide the height of comedy is like describing all the ways you could suddenly die in that moment. “did you know you could get vitamin E lung poisoning from smoking carts? do your lungs feels tight right now? 😃” and it would almost seem like she hoped you say yes. however she would actually try to keep your physical well-being in mind and she would make sure you ate and drank and got to bed ok etc

nine dazai. the ninth circle of hell. i would rather smoke with like francis or something than with this guy. dazai hears “smoke sesh” and asks chuuya to procure him weed and chuuya goes to his basement where he has the saddest most shriveled up little plant and he carefully harvests some flower and carefully prepares it and carefully rolls up two joints and kisses them both (in case dazai smokes from them both) and then you smoke this sad weed that barely hits and you sit there and wait to get high and dazai doesn’t even smoke anything. and you’re like dazai what the fuck. and then dazai pulls something out of his pocket and it’s fentanyl laced shit he got from somewhere else and he starts talking about how much he hopes it’ll work. and then he stares wide eyed and pathetic faced at you and starts ranting about how much he hates chuuya. and then he hands you the fent laced weed

last ranpo. if you start greening out he just starts reading you to fucking filth and you’re mentally destroyed for a week.

[thefluffyrailway-official]

Hey, I know you are busy with pup season. Gosh knows those pups need so much attention.

Do the mams and dads to be get freaked out about the pups and need to be calmed down? I'm sure some of the dads would be worrying about their partners/pups. (Totally not thinking about Oliver freaking out to Toad. The poor break van just wants to sleep. #JusticeForToad)

(ALRIGHT YOU KILLED ME WITH THIS ONE LMFAO 🤣)

Actually many of them freak out as this is totally new for them.

Speaking about the dads worrying abt their partners:

• We all agree Toby went even crazier than in "Signals Crossed" since he found out he was going to be a father? Because he did. First he saud he wasn't ready for something like this and even less knowing how anxious he is.

After some months he finally calmed down (Excepting the fact he had to take the lemon while his wifey was on her maternity leave but anyway) and actually enjoyed the experience.

Till the lil'fluffy box decided to be born so panic attack YIPPEEE!!! (Henrietta was also very VERY stressed that day. Lyra said she never saw her like that in her 56 years working with her-)

After all that chaos, Harriet never was a crazy pup, she was more a shy sleepyhead who usually sobs when someone she doesn't know approaches. So not much action in this part. Just the old married couple being a chill parents with a chill pup -w-👍

• BUT! You mentioned the little western duo eh? Well they're totally not free from the "Pup Panic", as i call it lol.

They're quite opposites actually. Oliver ALWAYS freaks out when he's not with his loaf wife, and specially now that there's only around 4 months to meet the first mini loaf. He just tell Toad every single bad thing that could happen to Annie and the pup.

#JusticeForToad

But when he's with her he's quite calm, just cuddling, purring and talking to his pup lol.

Unlike his grey bestie. Who's usually very chill when he's not with Clara, knowing there's not much to worry. (Still freaks out sometimes when he sees her working and stuff) But when he's with her.... Oh boy... He freaks out at every single weird thing she does. Pup kicks for exemple. THAT MAKES HIM GO CRAZY 😭👍

And now you can imagine how it will be when the pups are born, after seeing that Tree Claire post-

But enough about crazy pregnancy anechdotes. Now let's go with crazy pupsies >:)

• 1st is Dallas. She already did her first crazy pup thing! Dang girl you haven't even open ur eyes yet!

She escaped from the shed (not even walking, she doesn't know how to walk) and ended on BRENDAM DOCKS JUST BY CRAWLING!!!!

As you can suppose, Donald had 9 heart attacks when he woke up and didn't saw his baby with him.

He ran with Duck crying that the pup was gone. The whole island tried to find her.

And then, there's Sandy playing with Dallas on her nest-

Donald is now barely sleeping during the day because of that 😃👍

• Now, speaking of Sandy, do you know how stressed is Carly now? Working 24/7 and being the single mother of a very hyperactive pup? I mean, Cranky, Big Mickey, Salty and Porter also like to help. But ish... They'reall very busy guys. Most of the time, Sandy is on her own due to this. (And that's also something Carly hates.)

• Also Molly and Neville usually have to be calmed down when they're informed about another of Ash's asthma attacks. Many times Molly literally leaves her jobs and runs to the Steamworks to check everything's good with her daughter.

Sometimes the other 3 pups are a bit jealous because Molly can't be with them on her freetimes as much as she is with Ash. Neville and her already told them that it's because of Ash's health. But the pups are still too young to understand....

Conclusion: Crazy pups=Stress & Engine pregnancy=Anxious (Not pregnant) parent.

😃👍

[sazzujazzu]

Hello, as the days count down and the Bad Batch finale draws closer, may I show to the fine folks of tumblr my first Star Wars OC in 20 years, created thanks to this show? 😃

Too bad, I'm showing them anyway 😊 somberly chilling while listening to their bestie talk.

Please excuse the poor background (I got lazy) and half-finished Tech (I got sad)

there's, uh, a big mess of words under the image because I wanted to put into words the importance this show has for me, and I am bad at doing so.

I want to get some thoughts off my chest, because I have no one in my day-to-day life who cares about the animated Star Wars shows, and especially the Bad Batch. (well, other than my mom, but I don't want to bore her with my rambling too much. she already banned star wars from me once, i won't let that happen again lol)

I can't stop thinking how much I don't want Bad Batch to end.

This show has been so dear to me. I can't remember the last time I've loved something this much.

Before the second season started, I had an artistic block that had lasted way too long. Anything I drew or wrote, mostly turned out a horrible mess after staring at a blank page for hours and hours, if I ever managed to create anything at all. For someone who tends to draw whenever their hands aren't otherwise busy (aka all the damn time), such a block weighed down on my mental health.

Well, then season two happened, and full-on gave me back my love for Star Wars, a love that had somewhat gone out over the last few years. Then, Plan 99 happened, and broke me because again my favorite character "died" (I'm in team Tech lives until I draw my last breath or until proven correct. That chocolate-eyed cutie-pie is alive nothing will convince me otherwise). Pretty much after finishing the episode and staring at a wall for another 30 minutes, I said "nope" and began writing.

I wrote for hours. I believe it's been well over a decade since I last wrote fanfiction, but here I was, creating a Star Wars oc, something I'd last done as a ten-year-old. And now, roughly a year later, I think I've written over a hundred pages of (very self-indulgent) fanfiction with the Batch, and with my oc that I've come to love.

And drawing, oh boy, have I been drawing!

(... Sure, I've mostly been drawing Tech, over and over again, to a point I once actually considered lying and saying "yeah that's my boyfriend haha!" to a man at my job last summer, when asked who it was that I was drawing for maybe fifth day in a row 😂 likely would've been a more acceptable excuse for someone my age. But, I mean... I just really love drawing him, not only because he is my favorite character of maybe all time, but because he is just so fun to draw! And most of all, at least I draw again!)

And it is all thanks to this wonderful show about a bunch of defective and effective copy-paste boys and their sister.

It's probably something many say, but I've always felt like a bit of an outsider. I've felt like I have no place; when I was a kid, my interests were very different from the other kids of [gender assigned at birth], and trying to play with them while inserting my own interests into the games, often didn't go so well. I was... kind of an odd child (although now, older and questionably wiser, knowing that I might actually be autistic, many things make more sense now. me kind of discovering this about myself is also partially thanks to Bad Batch)

Also, growing up trans/non-binary, while not even knowing what that is or having a word for it, didn't really do much to help with the feeling of "I'm different and an outsider because of it". Perhaps it was one more reason I fell in love with Clone Force 99, because I could see some of myself in them. Being different from the "regs".

I love this show, and these fictional people have become my family, and I am not ready to say goodbye to them.

Alright, weird pile of thoughts over. In case someone read all this, uh... thanks 😊

[kimetsu-chan]

Time for

✨ “Deep Thoughts” by Kimmie ✨

So I have a folder in my notes app where I wrote everything that happened on my trip down (+ a little weirdo thoughts)

SO IM TELLING THEM ALL TO YOU.

I’m just copying form my notes app :)

@larz-barz :)

You ever think how parenting is just brainwashing tiny people into being just like you—?

I was reminded that I have a very random and irrational fear of escalators 🤔 I freeze and tense up, and I constantly feel as if I’m going to fall over :l

I think there was a lady videotaping us in the airport??? She was weirdly angling her phone towards me and my family and covering it from view. She was also looking at us weirdly-

We got some bad turbulence on the way to Arizona, but I thought it was pretty fun :D

I saw a tiny plain frozen midair when we picked my aunt up from the airport on Friday? Glitch in the matrix????

I embarrassed myself like 5 times over on Saturday 😚 and at least 1-2 people mistook my two youngest sisters as my daughters 🥸

I think being in a car for the majority of 2 days + the Arizona heat has done something to me and my sister—

I passed out on Sunday 😃

And now I will have an irrational fear of swings—

(explanation of fainting/swing) So I was in the backyard of the house we were staying at, on the swings. Chilling. WHEN THE RIGHT HOOK CONNECTING IT TO THE BEAM ABOVE ME FELL OUT. I FELL, TOOK A TUMBLE, AND I WAS HUNCHED OVER IN PAIN BC MY HAND HURT. And I looked down at my hand and I was like, “oh. I’m bleeding, haha. AHH—“ I ran inside and went up to my dad and he started helping me clean up and get a bandaid. I was leaning over the sink and was feeling like crap and I was like, “Dad, I’m gonna pass out.” And he was like, “___, you’re not gonna pass out.” And then I passed out legit five seconds later—

I was only out for like 3 sec tho

MOVING ON

I’m the type of person where you’d need to stand up for me if I asked for no pickles and there were pickles

BUT

For Nagito, I would go yell at the staff that he asked for no pickles ☺️

have you ever been beat by a wet spaghetti noodle because your girlfriend has a twin sister and you got confused and 🫢ed her dad? That’s how it feels to drive a Ford F150. ✨ F O R D ✨

I finished an entire almost 300 page book within the week I was gone. And we were real busy too. 150 OF THOSE PAGES WERE WITHIN THE FIRST 1HR 15MIN OF THE FIGHT HOME

I… am like a flower. If you do not pay attention to me or if you do not force me to drink water, I shall simply… shrivel 😌

[bigbadwolfy]

So I had a weird ass dream that kinda gives me an idea for a FNaF AU

It started with me and my family going to a really big restaurant. It WASNT the pizzaplex, but it was right beside it, which looked like a strip mall btw, and we go inside, we have a great time and it’s packed n stuff, but then we leave to go to the pizzaplex for the arcade cuz I guess we didn’t like the food at fazbear’s. Theres this guy outside who stops us and is like “Bro wtf were you guys doing in there it’s been abandoned for years” and my mom was like “Wtf no there was just a shit ton of people in there” and I look back at it and there’s this little girl staring into the window of the restaurant and she turns to me with this CREEPY ASS MOTHER FUCKIN SMILE THAT CHILLED ME TO MY CORE. I turned around like “oh actually fuck that 😃” and the guy was G O N E and my mom and dad were leading us to the pizzaplex. I’m like, “BRO DID YOU NOT JUST SEE THAT CREEPY ASS CHILD BY THAT RESTAURANT WE JUST WENT TO?” and they’re Like “bitch we ain’t gone to no restaurant yet now get ur ass in that Freddy Fazbear restaurant y’all begged us to take you to” (they literally talked like this in the dream, it was very unusual)

And the thing is, THIS NEVER GETS BROUGHT UP AGAIN BECAUSE I SUDDENLY CHANGE FROM A RANDOM BYSTANDER TO A FULL GROWN ADULT EMPLOYEE OF FREDDY FAZBEAR’S PIZZA

Anyway so my job isn’t like, the manager or something (even though I WAS THE ONLY FUCKING PERSON THERE DOING ALL THE WORK THAT THE ROBOTS WEREN’T) but I was like a technician or something. My job that day was to give maintenance checks on the animatronics. (Side Note, their main function was that they could be piloted like Freddy in the game (which is SUPER destructive DON’T GIVE KIDS MECHS PLEASE), but in the actual game Freddy states it’s for birthday cakes and oversized piñatas??? What???) so I get through all the animatronics pretty easily, until the daycare attendant. (Another side note, this is the middle of the day and the pizzaplex has a completely different layout and the animatronics look way different and so Are the charging stations) I get there and Sun tries to ATTACK ME so I turn off the lights and Moon is like TERRIFIED of sun and reveals he has a virus. Fun. So I do the check but suddenly Monty comes in for a ✨CHASE SCENE✨ (ANOTHER side note, this particular part was a reoccurring dream I’ve had) Monty chases us through the halls and we die and respawn a few times (WHAT??? THIS WAS LIKE A VIVID REALISTIC DREAM??? WAS NOT A VIDEO GAME???) but finally we end up hiding in a recharge station (which are like little spaceship pods n It’s really cute looking! :3) and when we get out, IM BACK IN THE FUCKING JR HIGHSCHOOL???? HOW?! AND LIKE, I GO THROUGH A NORMAL SCHOOL DAY PILOTING MOON??? AND NO ONE QUESTIONS IT??? Anyway, I’m waiting for the bus when I realize that ✨OH SHIT✨ I’m still ✨ON THE FUCKING CLOCK✨ and run back to the pizzaplex. Then it starts to rain so we’re like “✨OH SHIT✨” again and run inside at light speed. As soon as I step inside FUCKING VANESSA starts yelling at me and saying I don’t work there WHEN I CLEARLY FUCKING DID. Moon defends me but I can’t finish the dream because my dog’s whining woke me up. What the actual fuck was this dream 🫠

(Also my dog was fine, she just wanted to go outside)

[orcelito]

Assistant manager abruptly quitting & me possibly becoming the next assistant manager: 😃

Me realizing that means there's only 2 of us who can make brown sugar syrup now & also the responsibility of ensuring inventory is completed each week would fall to me: 😥

[destinyc1020]

I feel like it’s really funny when people don’t believe these weekend sightings. We know it’s more than likely not lies anymore at this point lol when they have legit been together every weekend in either city as predicted and are spending as much time as they can together making this work. This whole relationship level they are at is completely different animal. Especially after Zendaya’s birthday post and how they been moving for so long now, it’s a serious deal. It bugs me so much when I still see the ‘hope they last or blah blah’ juvenile comments like nahhh ya’ll gotta be young or naive to not see the massive shifts at play here. Nothing really seems impossible or like out of the realm of possibility anymore for them. From what Luca just said in an interview too, Z finishes in Boston this week or next week (?) so I’d guess shes sticking around New York for a bit longer (her bodyguard posted that he left with bags packed so he gone already) OR perhaps she’s going to get things sorted & organized before the move over to Europe for a few months. And at this point I think it’s a given Tom will fly back to LDN in Sept when TCR wraps and then -> straight to her eventually. The sightings are gonna be all over the place come fall and end of year. Tom’s probably so looking forward to taking the time off too after doing a tough role and just chilling/being a crew member/background extra on DP2 LOL. I joke I joke but…probs true. That boy will just golf, sleep and spend time with his wifey I’m calling it now.

Yea I agree Anon. 💯 At this point, whether one particular sighting is real or fake (these recent ones seem legit to me) doesn't even matter anymore, because if they didn't see each other one weekend, we KNOW they're gonna see each other on another weekend lol 😆 😆

Like, I honestly don't know what some fans think at this point. "Oooo if they haven't seen each other in 5 weeks that means they've broken up!" 🙄🙄

No, silly.... It just means that they're busy right now and have already planned their next time to meet and see each other lol.

I keep saying that THEY know their schedules better than we do. So, what may look crazy to us, makes perfect sense for THEM. 😏

And like you said, someone would have to almost be a FOOL not to see the major shift in the relationship during this Tomdaya 2.0 era that we're in now. Tomdaya 2.0 is in a whole different ballgame from Tomdaya 1.0. They are in their "grown" era. The signs are so glaringly obvious that things are getting really serious for them in their relationship. We almost don't even NEED sightings anymore because we already know that they're dating, duh lol 😂

Back in the Tomdaya 1.0 era, the sightings were a HUGE deal because it was just one more "hint" and piece of the puzzle for us to confirm what we already knew, which was that they were secretly dating each other for years.

Now days, we almost don't even need sightings anymore (although we love them lol 🥰) because we don't have to prove anything anymore. We already know they're dating lol. 😅

Sightings are just the icing on an already well-made, beautiful and tasty cake. 🎂 🥰

So yea, idk what their schedules are going to allow with regards to the fall, but what I do know is that they are going to definitely try to make time for each other with their busy schedules, like they HAVE been doing for almost over a year now. 😃👍🏾😊

[sailors-fightinginthedancehall]

Okay so I saw Black Panther Wakanda Forever last night here are my thoughts.

(DM's are open for incoherent screeching about how good it was)

Chadwick Boseman. My god. This movie felt like closure for us too, as well as the characters. It was truly beautiful. I was in a cinema with a couple of assholes who liked sprinting down the stairs making fast noises and talking but they were silent with that intro. Everyone was. It was so goddamn powerful my god

This movie was so fucking emotional. I lost count of the amount of times I cried. This is the first cinema I've been in where EVERYBODY clapped when Shuri was there in her Black Panther suit, "The Black Panther lives!" And it felt amazing.

The themes of grief and vengeance feel awfully similar to Peter in No Way Home, having lost absolutely everyone and getting so goddamn angry, but in the end you don't kill them because you're not like that. And this is in no way a complaint. I LOVED that Shuri was able to show all these emotions and yell and scream and grieve and cry. I honestly would have said "fair enough" if she killed Namor. Letitia Wright is such a fucking amazing actress and she absolutely blew me away.

Also just every woman in this movie makes me so goddamn gay and we love them for it

Anyways speaking of Namor! He was really cool! I could agree with his motives and his look was just so cool. The underwater scenes were breathtaking. And I absolutely fucking LOVED the siren song sort of thing they had. Literal chills, just seeing them all. Jump off. Just like that. They really were a show of power and I was genuinely uneasy about the outcome of the fight.

I feel M'Baku definitely convinced me in this movie that he's more than just a comedic relief side character, he really gave it his all and was there for Shuri and he's iconic in his skirt.

The Dora Milaje remain as every fucking badass, I love them so much. I will now be holding onto Ayo and Aneka for the time being, for safekeeping. And Okoye remains as ever an icon, the scene where she is stripped of her rank really hit you right in the feels.

I never really thought of Queen Ramonda a lot, but she really left a lasting impact for me here. Her speech at the UN was very powerful and she held the attention of any room she was in. Her death is fucking heartbreaking and M'Baku holding Shuri back while she screams for her mam - like fuck. Why do you do this to me. Why.

I think Riri Williams will be fun to see again, I don't really have much to say about her in this movie but she was a good character. The parallels to Tony Stark were not gone unnoticed.

T'CHALLA AND NAKIA HAD A SON😭😭😭

Everett Ross could probably have gone without being in this movie lol but he was good to see, we love our American white boy trying to keep things peaceful while having no fucking clue of anything that's going on. He's just trying his best.

And I hardly recognised Val, so she's the director of what, the government?? Also that nugget of information that she was married to Ross at one stage it's like wait what - 😃 But anyways. Hope she shows up more and maybe we can learn more about her!

Overall this was a fantastic movie, it made me cry so many times and gave us a beautiful story. Thank you everyone involved in making it and RIP Chadwick 🕊️<3

[galacticjs]

📓THEIR FIRST INSTANCE WITH THEIR S/O’s PERIOD

— feat : eren jaeger , levi ackerman , jean kirstein , reiner braun

— warnings : the one swear word in the a/n at the end 🙃 afab!reader

— a/n : this was originally going to be a general “when their s/o is on their period” but i for some reason began writing about the first instance. maybe i’ll do that in future, though 🤷‍♀️ NOT PROOF READ :))))

— posted : 4th august 2021 , 11:32pm

📓EREN JAEGER

mr clueless

literally would have no idea and would be hella confused with your mood swings

like one minute you were lovey dovey and the next you were telling him to f off. huh 😃

probably thinks he did something ( and idk maybe he did… ) so mikasa would have to inform him that you were probably just on your period

eren probably felt really dumb and confessed that he forget that periods were even a thing

would then ask mikasa what he should do — even though what she told him may or may not have gone completely over his head

so when he found you all alone and hunched over in pain, he kinda knew what to do

first and foremost he would give you a biggggg hug and by this point he would have completely forgotten about the incident earlier

although he did realise that being in agonising pain and having a boyfriend that was pining for you every second was not the best, and quite frankly an annoying combination

he’d offer to carry you over to the bed where the two of you could cuddle — and who were you to decline such a lovely offer?

admittedly, cuddling wasn’t going to solve everything regarding your period but you were still very greatful just knowing that he’s trying his best

eren would place his hand on your lower abdomen and would soothingly rub his thumb against your skin :)

📓LEVI ACKERMAN

unlike eren, is not clueless and he actually considers ~by himself~ that the reason behind your moodiness may be your period

you told petra that you were sorry if you seemed a little off to day to sich she responded by presuming ( in a friendly manner, female-to-female ) it was your “time of the month” and you confirmed

levi overheard said conversation so be now knew that his assumptions were correct

he had a faint idea of what to do

first of all, on an expedition, he would make you do less work and do the more easier stuff ( if possible that is, he can’t exactly tell you to “stay out of this one” if titans are coming at you from left, right and centre ). plus he’s got to be careful that the others don’t start accusing him of favouritism even though he obviously prefers you

but if it’s just a chill day, he’d probably make you some tea but add some fancy herbal stuff that he knows can decrease pain and ~relax the mind ~ [ i use ‘ ~ ‘ far too much ]

at night, he would try his best to help you and because he on idiot cares about you very much, he’d want you to get to sleep and not spend your night in pain

whether this be by making you another cup of of tea, or cuddles, he’s easy. just tell him what you want, and he’d try his best to provide

ultimately, as long as you’re happy, he’s happy

📓JEAN KIRSTEIN

as we know, jean acts tough and bed try his best to be himself around you 24/7 but he sometimes fails

so when you lash out at him he would act offended and hurt before removing himself from the situation

he loves you too much to argue hence why this ruined his mood ( and yours, of course )

when the others ask what’s wrong with him and why he was being even more snappy than usual he would first tell them that it was none of their business. but after being nagged to death for a second time, he told them that a tiny situation had gone on between the two of you before quickly moving on

sasha and connie agreed between themselves that it was very unlike you as yourself and jean had always been like two peas in a pod so sasha suggested that it was maybe just your time of the month

like eren, jean ridiculed himself mentally for not thinking of that earlier

so as soon as he next saw you he would immediately provide you with plenty of love and affection

“i’m sorry for acting the way i did earlier, y/n, i just didn’t understand. i should have reacted more maturely”

he wouldn’t know how to literally get rid of any pain you may be having so he’d just aim to make the whole thing more bearable for you

however, in the end and after a couple of months or so, jean would get the hang of it and would always be more prepared than the last

📓REINER BRAUN

this boy omg. literally all i’m thinking about these days lmao

would turn up at your door with a bunch of pretty flowers that had a note of “im sorry” in his hand after you had a go at him earlier that day. he just wasn’t ready to give up on you ( even though it was no where that deep :( )

you obviously took the flowers with gratefulness before asking him why he was sorry

“well, erm, i presumed i did something wrong after this morning so-“

you quickly explained to him the situation and how it was no way his fault whilst he looked quite dumbfounded.

i feel like reiner would just know when it’s roughly the time of month for you to start your period? and he would be more than prepared

he would make sure that you were stocked up on all the essential snacks and what not because bro… he really cares about you

and if you’re having back pains just imagine reiner’s large hands giving you a message like my god. heaven on earth

plus if you ask for something, reiner is already on it ( besides, he has it all ready anyways )

i think we can all agree that reiner is one of the best people to cuddle with. mans will spoon you, giving you all his warmth and making you feel safe and secure, until the break of day

like jean, reiner would get used to and it would become a part of his routine too. he’s very mature about it <3

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— a/n : guess who’s fallen ill? 🙋‍♀️ thankfully not covid, but i still feel like shit — so what better to do then write about these lovely people :)

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[hops-hunny]

SHOW ME TELL ME I WANNA HEAR BOUT YOUR DATE

AHHH ok so I mentioned to him how I wanted to uproot my wardrobe because all my clothes are from when I was restricted by my Gran so now I can wear what I want! He said he was yes to go and watch me try on different clothes and he even bought me a cute new choker/earring set to go with a new skirt I bought! I stole his hat as per usual and wore it through the store. And ngl I went shopping a few days before and bought this cute top!

So this is what I wore to the date plus a denim jacket to match his patch jacket he wears constantly! It was supper cute and I got loads of compliments!

This was my first time going out in public in completely my style, like I've gone out in my makeup and my earrings and choker before but now my clothes match my style that I've never got to wear! I got so many compliments I love it❤️

Annnyyywayyyys I also got my nose pierced, that was the first thing we did at the mall

Bad angle but you get the point lol

We went so some of the other stores that didn't exactly suit either of our styles and were to expensive but we had a fun time, i even took some silly photos of him trying in random stuff in the store

Sadly I don't have any pics of me wearing the clothes we brought because when we got back to my place he was a little too preoccupied with one of the skirts I bought that was a taaaaddd too short in the back😅

But overall super fun, he even met my roommate! She loved him, I'm pretty sure his mother hates me already and we haven't even met but that's chill 😃

-🦡

AHHH THIS SOUNDS SO FUN AND YOU LOOK AMAZING!!!

Man watching you grow and get to express yourself more has been so rewarding!! I love that you're getting to do more and be more free. You've done so much and worked so hard to get to where you are now. Be proud and enjoy life!!!

Also the new piercing is AMAZING!! You look beautiful babes!

[mahvericks]

dating claire dearing would include

Being a trainer at Jurassic World

- ok but imagine training that gigantic ass dinosaur in the shamu-like auditorium and having like a petname for them like sprinkles or something 👀. and then in the final fight when they take down the gentically altered dinosaur you’re all like “THATS MY GIRL”

Helping her with Owen to find them

- r 🤝 claire

making fun of owen

Getting injuried during the ‘ final fight ‘ to save her

- picturing the classic “shove you out of the way so i get hit instead move” and claire just screaming when you impact with like a wall or shed or something

Her being mad at you but her being thankful

- her:“that was stupid”

- “youve gotten hurt”

- her:”and now youre hurt”

- “id rather me than you”

flashbacks to the clexa “not everyone, not you” scene 😭

Once you were safe and Claire’s nephews were gone, you kissed Claire

- her bandaging your wounds and rambling about safety and then when shes done, you just :* and then pull away to look into her eyes and whisper thank you 🥰

Being one of the founder member and leader of the Dinosaur Protection Group

- y’all have cute matching merch change my mind

- iK reader makes her coffee every morning IK it

- or like leaves her little treats after like stressful media appearances/board meetings

Ending up adopting Maisie

- dinosaur bedtime stories dinosaur bedtime stories

- friday nights are dino nugget nights dont @ me

- maises favorite song being “dinosaurs in love” (the tiktok song” and you guys sing it before bedtime

Being a cute and loving family

- claire trying to make you guys eat healthy and you both are just like no 💕.

- picking maise up from school and just chilling in claires office in your free time. she gets playfully annoyed cause your “interrupting her work” but everyone knows she loves having you there

- when her nephews come over to babysit, gray and her are just chaotic nerds and zach is like trying to keep up with their energy

Maisie loves to wake you up every morning

- piggyback rides to breakfast and goofing off while making breakfast for claire (not a morning person unless she has to go to work)

Claire always stealing your jackets and sweaters

- hc that you guys wear coordinated outfits when going out, you like to be matching and it makes claire so happy about her little family unit

i have to rewatch both movies now 😃

-😌

I LOVE IT

exactly we love making fun of owen in this household 😌

a classic that never disappoint 😌✋🏻

EXACTLY- not you mentioning my babies CLEXA 😭😭😭

yuuuuup 🥺💗

it was cute matching merch or no merch at all 🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️

definitely, and claire only like her coffee when she made it herself or the reader did because they’re the only one who does it perfectly 😭💗

FRIDAY DINO NUGGIES ARE SACRED AND NO ONE GET TO RUIN THAT ROUTINE 😤😤

maise doesn’t sleep unless she gets a dinosaur bedtime story AND the dinosaurs in love song !!

so true jsksksjs 😭

it’s so obvious claire actually enjoys having the two of you around and the few times you aren’t, she’s actually disappointed and lowkey grumpy eheh

Y E S

the kitchen always ends up in a mess BUT the breakfast always ends up being tasty so it’s totally worth it eheh 😌✋🏻

at first, only the reader and claire had coordinated outfits but since adopting maise, she’s now included in the coordinated outfits <3