#but she doesnt think tarot is real

[bat-besties]

Eddie and Rose are a uses tarot cards and thinks tarot cards are dumb friendship.

[myriado-da-vampi]

Sprout and Zipp redesigns

i dont like Zipp's original design that much, but i think shes okay. She just a bit too much of a stereotype that couldve been played with more. (royal kid doesnt want to be queen/king and royal rebels because the common folk deserve to know the truth) i kinda like that she wants to be a detective, but i think i would make her a royal guard.

Shes half Zebra in my redesign, so is Pip, but doesnt realize it because she's never seen a zebra before. this would make a plothole with her mom but I could write that out. if not, oh well.

i think i used too many colors so thats going to change, my only real problem with the design tbh. i put hair over her tail feathers, which i might remove or figure out a way to execute my idea better.

also her cutie mark is based on the tarot card Justice, i thought it'd be cool (it is)

Sprouts design was the fastest to draw, because he has the simplest one haha woops, and i think i might change him the least in the final.

personally, i like Sprout and wish he wasn't pushed aside without a proper redemption. maybe not a whole arc but a proper apology and being shown trying to be more open minded would be nice.

if i had control over g5, I'd make him the sixth member of the mane 6 instead of Misty; or if i had to keep Misty, make the mane 6 the mane 7 instead.

I think his element would be acceptance. i also think he'd be best friends with Izzy.

i also have an alt design for him from my personal rewrite of the movie. ill post that sometime later.

ill post Hitch and Pip tommorrow (hopefully)

[libelelle]

i feel like if amy got her own game that would be such a perfect opportunity to Give Her Some Good Writing. the piece of writing lots of ppl like from sa1 was amy's little individual hero arc. but she hasn't really had an opportunity to lean into that since, and too much of her writing since then (and. in sa1 too.) has been mired in the root problem of her character being conceived as Girl With A Crush. I think we're at the point now where, with some of her writing in frontiers and her writing in tmosth, if they were given a good opportunity to put her in the spotlight, the writers could really make amy shine on her own. current amy writing standards have set the crush aside, theyre developing some real interesting personality threads w/her brashness + unflinching compassion--I think they could really do something good with her. esp since frontiers gave that setup for amy to go out and really seize that thread of independence from sa1, to grow from the naive well-meaning sidekick into her own full-fledged hero.

so much of amys writing pisses me off so much it's hard for me to root for her character sometimes but i think the best solution for that Is for her to star in her own game. as much as i want knuckles farming sim of my dreams.

LITERALLY LITERALLYYYY like at this point Amy acting as a supporting character is detrimental because it doesnt allow her the opportunity to establish herself as a character— Who she is, why shes there, what important to her— and it just makes her feel muddy and confused, like she doesnt have any center for what shes supposed to be AND ITS SO FRUSTRATING. She really does need a game ABOUT HER and about her feelings and her problems, to establish these things.

And its not like theres a LACK of things they can do with her either like. They are building on new concepts for her. The whole tarot card thing for example! Whered that come from! And they are trying to move away from the Crush on Sonic thing, so they KNOW they need to figure out a new motivation for her. They just dont know what it is. Shes not lacking concepts, theyre all just messy and pointless and need to be tied together.

Its so exhausting watching people brush her aside from other characters (Silver) (Knuckles) when they already have their own games and well established motivations and personalities. THEY CAN WAITTTTTT

[letmeoutofthebasementt]

can I ask your honest advices on something personal? so I get next to no communication from a now former friend, I had some hunch to ask a reader if said friend dislikes me and the answer came back as yes so I recently googled if ignoring someone or not reaching out to them via texts can count as them being jealous or having some dislike? yet they still send the bday present and xmas card or present as do I but I feel like its a cheap way when I know she practically lives online but I barely here from her so I dont really know what to do? we havent met in years and she makes next to no effort to seem interested in what im doing even if I try to take interest in herself as a friend it feels very one sided even when we used to meet up it would always be about her and never any follow up questions.

I know she has a disablity of some kind however the effort she puts into her other friends is vastly different. if she messages me its once in a blue moon and only to ask if I want to do a quiz, now I stopped checking my online profiles so much because like it seemed she was much more into what she got from others i dont want to feel desperate by constantly trying to fix whatever this "friendship" was supposed to be. do i ask her or do i wonder about it? if she dont tell me how am i gonna know what to do about it because many ppl been like her even when I was in school I was always dealing with ppl who pretended to care when they didnt. I didnt know any better then so it feels like ppl r just only using me if they need me for that certain point otherwise they fuck off and find "better friends" elsewhere like am i that replaceable or weird?

is this petty of me to want to ignore her back or is it mostly her behaviours towards me? the thing is I have dealt with many ppl like her and it doesnt put her in a good light it gives trying to be nice to my face but for all I know she could be chatting shit with someone about me? and shes quite popular online. hence why it feels like im always bottom of her priorities since always having to instigate a conversation felt like conversing with a brick aka it was going nowhere. I know her disability cant prevent her from being a decent person but do I just leave her? yet this whole present giving thing really isnt it for me. its giving oh I will just send her something to make it seem like she cares when she dont message or try to get in touch nor does she want to meet up. all her messages in recent years have been so short almost too blunt

does this sound like jealousy or regular dislike? sorry for rambling again but im so effing tired of these types of ppl who act like they care to have a friendship but then half ass their way out of it, it doesnt help that we moved since long ago so we cant be closer physically as friends. But I feel like my existance bothers her for some unknown reasons. as I told the tarot reader im nothing special heck im not the popular one she is if anything I would guess she was quite popular that she simply didnt need me? You would think if we was real friends she would make a bit more effort cause sometimes theres things I wanna tell her but am like wait she dont care so im not gonna bother cause she want certain replies and comments yaknow?

thanks so so much in advance if you read all of this!!! I love your blog and readings so felt comfortable to ask you for your thoughts hope you dont mind the rant there!

Honestly that’s an awful situation to be in. In my opinion, it’s not necessarily jealousy. She just doesn’t like you, point blank period.

Now, I can admit I’m the type who’s on my phone a lot but can sometimes miss people’s messages, and I’m not good with reaching out first. But that’s not a good behavior. And at least if she liked you she’d be interested when you’re talking, which is something I do. And she’d be there for you. And at least she could come around to responding eventually instead of flat out ignoring you and only contacting you when she needs you.

It seems like to me she’s keeping you around so she can have more people clinging to her and chasing her to fuel her ego. It’s more an ego thing than a genuine like. She does not like you. I’d bet she doesn’t even necessarily tolerate you. But she likes your attention.

She likes the experience of being worshipped and chased. Knowing she doesn’t have to try and you will just chase and follow her to the ends of the earth.

[dumbbitchfrommars]

im feeling quite a darkness and heaviness at the moment.

lowkey feel like i need to find a psych again, cause im probably gonna spiral soon.

this was supposed to be an exciting time but instead i feel like crap.

everything is always stress stress stress. i always wonder if this is gonna affect my long term health and mental health - constantly being afraid and anxious and stressed.

i am in debt, that should be my biggest concern right now but its not. i dont care at all. which is a huge thing to say considering my capricorn moon.

nothing really feels worth it, nothing is good enough. nothing is ever good enough. when has it ever? i try so hard to appreciate the little things but its like im always masking this underlying lack of appreciation for everything. life is hard. life has let me down so often... i have let myself down so often.

what did life do to deserve these words? lets be honest for once. no one and nothing has done me dirty. its all in my favour and to help me grow. im the one whos resisting and refusing to change.

i have a list of bad habits and thought processes that are limiting me. its a wonder people have the patience and forgiveness for me. i feel like im not really worth it. i guess when it comes to my family theyre just forced to - theyre my family. we live together. of course they will tolerate me.

somehow feeding into my negativity is not helping. i still feel wrong. like its all wrong and im not allowed to feel this way. ive done the wrong thing and im handling it all wrong. what do i do to fix it?

the tarot told me to reach out to others during this time. to communicate. the one thing i suck most at. yet i dont either at the same exact time. ive learnt how to talk about the things that matter. work. work and... fun. but life isnt all about work and fun. theres ugly stuff too. like my inner world and how underdeveloped and unprepared she is for the real world.

im angry and insecure, yes, we already established that. what's deeper? i dont know how to take care of myself. i want to be taken care of. i am scared of being forced to take care of myself. i am hurt because nobody wants to take care of me. i feel abandoned. i feel neglected. my inner child is feeling neglected. my inner child wants so desperately to be looked after.

i went into a black hole and had no one on the outside to look after me. but thats not true, is it? i had someone to look after me. i was lucky enough to have someone who cares about me to look after me. and i wasnt grateful, because i was upset. i felt id received evil eye. i was suspicious and angry and resentful because somehow it all meant that i was less worthy, less pretty, less wanted, less important, less enough. less pretty less thick less curvy less attractive less magnetic less feminine less desired. its so fucking stupid. its so so so fucking stupid. its all stupid. its all a stupid fucking game made by men who want us against each other and want them to be the prize. i am the prize. ive convinced myself im not but i am the fucking prize.

how did i let it get to this? how come it has come to this? when and how and why did it? when i retrace my steps, can i see how i fell into the trap of negative thinking time and time again until the point of no return? i thought i'd be fine as soon as i had time to myself. but the damage has been done and its gonna take a while for me to return to where i was before. i should be feeling on top of the world. i should be feeling magnificent. and proud. and happy. but i feel like absolute shit. i feel so low. and i feel like i cant focus on anything but the worst experiences from the last few months. nothing good only bad. im being frustrating and stubborn and completely negative and childish.

im so angry at myself right now. i dont know how to fix it. i dont know how to get back to normal in time. theres no time. life doesnt wait for me or anyone. but i still need time. how can i show my face to all my friends and put on a smile when nothing is fine inside? i want to say "no, i cant make it" and take the time to recover. but will i even recover? it just becomes another thing to add to the list of things im disappointed in myself over. im a mess. im chaos. im a child throwing tantrums everything her fuse has run out. because im not able to regulate my emotions until they blow over and all of the sudden im reacting and lashing out and doing things i always come to regret.

i hate feeling like im being treated like a child and yet i act like one.

i want someone to look after me and take care of me and parent me and love me.

but can i do any of those things for myself? for another person? i say how badly i want children but look at me. id be a terrible mother. i can barely take care of myself.

knowing all these things does nothing for me. i need to change. i want to change. but i dont want to either. im afraid of how much work its gonna take. all of the sudden im 18 again and completely overwhelmed and cant handle the pressure of all the responsibility life and adulthood brings. im still grieving the old me. im still grieving the childhood i missed out on... im still grieving the childhood i never appreciated.

my life lesson will be to appreciate it.

and still my ears ring and still my head throbs and i cant cry because i am still disconnected from her. i am her. but i cant reach her. shes taken the reigns and is bulldozing everything i thought i once knew.

theres so much to unpack. i want to learn i want to change i want to grow. fuck its so overwhelming. i feel like shit. i feel like a failure. i feel so weak and immature because i just cant do it. i feel so ashamed because i dont want to be this way. i dont want to be treated like a child i just want your respect.. i just want to be respected. i just want to be heard. listen to me! i deserve to be heard. i deserve to speak up. why cant i just fucking SPEAK UP? why wont you give me the space to SPEAK UP? listen to me! listen to me! listen to me! i might be a child but i am still fucking important! listen to me! how could you make me feel this way? this small? this unimportant? this silenced? my anger is valid but its being channeled in the wrong way. its spilling out because i dont know what to do with and i dont know how to integrate it and i dont know how to share it in a healthy way.

okay. i need to sit with this for one fucking second . its all ive been wanting and asking and waiting for for weeks. so let me do that. okay!? give me a fucking break. fuck.

[blkkizzat]

Haiiii babes!!!! Hope u been well 😙

(Literally just came from rereading plug choso once again to keep it fresh in my brain hehe) istg i love him so bad but….nicki was right, trauma is the way. Him sharing that blunt with gouda bitch has me steaming every time smh. I would fuck cho infront of her but she dont deserve to see the dickk!

Venus in gemini and mars in aries HELP HSJKSKSK NO OKAY U and toji would be so good for each other 😭 yall can play games and he drag u back in so u dont get too bored hehe. My mars is in leo and my good friend studies astrology and she deadass do be saying thats the corruption kink placement hehe, plus i got some virgo in there too so my shit is obsesseddddd with corrupting purity whoops (and obsessive + possessive AF like i wanna be someone's first and their everything) which is so true cause i be fucking with ppl to make em obsessed with me and ion even want them jdksks. I js cant do virgin reader bc i have a SA trauma which sucks bc there are so many virgin reader fics and i gotta sit em out which is why i flock to shit like otaku!gojo where the man is a virgin like that heals me so much u have no idea lmao (even tho this pussy can squirt by itself, i would show virgin gojo all the tricks hehe) Yes ma'am i do fuck w astrology, and recently tarot a lil bit 👀 got me a lil reading and erthing hehe

Tbf i dont feel like u have a truly irredeemable character because they all have some sort of bg story (okay lets ignore reader from gf!choso literally killing a man bc DAMN when i say the dialogue you gave him had me stressing tf out, like i almost had an angry cry when he was airing out shit at the party. The bat scene from there was so iconic tho) like even plug choso, reader is a brat but i rlly feel like its bc shes an overachiever which i vibe w soooo hard. She's the definition of "honey u need to get some dick and RELAX" bc she trying to do it all and none of it is for herself. Im similar so i see her bratiness as a defense mechanism iykwim. Ngl the ending of pt 2 had me scared bc like i can dish it out, but i cant take it LMAOOOOOO like choso shared a blunt w some other bitch and i was already in tears istg he gon have to make that up to me smh. YESSSSSSS i love with the characters are still downbad for the reader even when she's a bitch like, thats the kinda ride or die i wantttt.

I feel u bc i cant do angst that effects the reader lol.

Guestprofessor yooooo i love that dynamic!!! I rarely read gojo (or geto too) bc i rarely find a version of him that doesnt turn his charisma into fuckboyness like it just aint for me, but w.e the girlies enjoy :p

Ohhh i do need to check out those websites even tho i have nowhere to go rip. I love me a gown but they almost never reach past my shins 💀 got that damn amazoness genetic smh

LMFAOOO ur so real for that. Tbh cho could be a virgin and id still talk to him like a two dollar hoe 😭

Sending u all the good vibes frrrrr its always fun chatting w u too kali babes 😚

🍒 anon

Awe you are so sweet reading it again. I hope I can get the next part out tonight for u, I’m getting 2 people to read so once they are done I will make changes and post. 

LMFAO im crying cause you are like the 3rd person who told me that part had them heated. But hehe funny you should mention fucking him in front of her…. *shhhh*

Yeah no I would need the games to keep me interested lmfao. Oooh corruption kink!  you know until Choso I never had one of those but I just want to ruin him dskhfkjhdkHSa. But relatable, sometimes you just flirt because you can LOL

Oh no, im so sorry to hear about your SA trauma. I completely understand. While I don’t necessarily have drama, I think another reason I lean towards bimbo!reader is I don’t like how society places a woman’s value on virginity. It’s a totally different thing that wanting to be someone’s first or even corrupting, cause im into those kinks too. I don’t like when it seems like the whole value of them is their virginity if it makes sense. 

I actually own a tarot deck too! But I haven’t studied it enough to do it on my own. I’ve had mine done by friends before though!

Lmfao yeah gf!choso reader is also a bit crazy, when I eventually do the p3 to that, it will go into more of how she doesn’t have bloodlust like choso, and actually wants him to slow down a bit so he doesn’t get caught (gf!choso finds himself not needing to kill as much bc he has reader as a stress release). But she doesn’t have qualms with blood or the fact he’s a serial killer lolol. She kinda slow lowkey lolol. Her mind: “killing is bad. But I love Choso and he loves me so Choso is good too.” I mean she joined his major cause she watched Dexter so she aint the brightest bulb. jhdfkhdskjfhsd. <3 Unlike plug!choso sorority bimbo tho, she is never ashamed of Choso and wants him to come to frat parties as her date (which he reluctantly goes to because he’s whipped and jealous as all hell). Ahhh I rambled about this too much lol

Oooh how tall are you if you don’t mind me asking? Im 5’7 and some of the gowns I got from there drag a bit so maybe you’d have more luck with them!

Mwahhmwahhh babes <3333

[solardick]

One of the biggest problems with the tarot’s depiction of strength is the lion. Not speaking of Waite’s version. The marseilles or italiano versions are the correct one’s in the current context. The lion isn’t an adequate symbol. For what it has come to represent in popular fiction. This includes it’s role in the zodiac showcase for leo. Or the warner brother’s films. Disney’s the lion king is a prime example also. For the lion here in tarot is supposed to mean the wild. The wild in man. To contrast it against the woman. And this is why she’s wrestling it. To added context here is the lion and his pride. Which is an interesting group of concepts to think about. Considering they are all interconnected in this way by association. Many animals will work as a replacement for the lion. All excluding pets or domesticated animals. Including house cats.

In russian lion and forest only have a single letter change that distinguishes on from the other. And most of these other animals, gender cannot be easily distinguished. There’s one animal in particular that bridges continental differences. And that’s the bear. Bears can be found almost everywhere. Save for africa i beleive. Maybe im wrong and Australia. But, austrailia doesnt really count when it comes to tarot anyway. The southern hemisphere doesn’t match most od the “esoteric” symbol the rest of the world has.

Christmas for them isn’t the darkest day of the year. And alit of “christmass magic” is stunted by this fact. It’s not as powerful.

Remove the lion. Remove the association to the emperor and the “holy roman empire”. Removes the basic infant needs, habits, or the “internal feminine” attacking the “patriarchy”. Replace her with a man and the scene changes significantly. Same message less bs. But the tarot sucks no matter how you look at it. A one side game. And uou can only only loss at it. And its like teying to read a lnaguge wth t any vowels in it. Not possible.

Some minor alterations to my hogh priestess card and it makes a fitting Bv card.

Yeah…. Think im broken now. No longer care. Only took 39 years of being fucked by the world. Ar every step. Dont think his goi g to try talking anymore. To anyone. Or trying to accomplish anything. Or trying to develop. There’s nothign to talk about or anything to say really.

Like oh great its a member of the oppositiee sex. Hows the rest if the community going to yse her to fuck with me?

Sorry ass rot pain is back. Not to be confused with the railbone pain or the sphincter hardons.

But. Back on the begative note. I have a hard enough time explaining sensitive issues in english never mind a foreign doctor that cant speak english woth a heavy foreign accent on his french. Or to a “gardian” that flips shit on you and starts beating on you ir throwing a spycotic fit whenever your person is involved. Oh well. Bred to be abused. All those years od heavy chaos. Ans all i needed was a pretty face. Not prine to violence and abuse. But, oh well. That time os gone now. Theres no hope in connecting to anyone. It seems that after all these years of abuse have left me with a disease.

I dont think thos is the real world at all. Cant wait to die so i can wake up to reality.

[asoulofatlantis]

you talked about cedric being the reason why shirley leaves the jaeger life like him getting hurt . shirley enforcer number correlates to the star tarot card while cedric correlates to the sun tarot card in trails to azure illya the sun princess got hurt protecting the star princess from the chandelier falling which shirley caused to happen cedric may get seriously injured protecting shirley and this would lead to her leaving the jaeger life realizing its not worth it ( like what happened with randy

except cedric doesnt die

First of all: I would love the irony of history repeating itself for Shirley. Because, despite her character development, I think she never really had a chance to face any real consequences for what she did to Iliya back then. I do believe that these days she understands what she did back then and how cruel it was to use Sully and Iliya as bait for Rixia, given how Shirley herself now knows what it is like to have something to lose. BUT she never got confronted about this whole mess after her character development and the buildup of her relationship with Cedric. So it might be a bit like Crow getting killed by a "shot in the heart" like he did with Osborne. Karma, if you will. Shirley surely needs some of that, she always gets off far too easily.

When it comes to the Tarot-Cards fitting the ones used for Arc en Ciel and the pattern being repeated and that leading to Shirleys stopping being a Jeager, I am not so sure about it. Why per se, I think her relationship with Cedric would be the only way out of a Jeager Corps for Shirley - if there is any at all for her - and I obviously agree that losing/or almost losing someone they love has brought all our former Jeagers away from the battlefield and thus it would make sense for Shirley as well, in that context, chances are that won't happen.

I mean with Shirley, especially there is always a risk of her losing it instead of getting a grip on herself. I can totally see her rage attacking whoever was responsible for Cedric getting hurt, without facing that it was partly her occupation as a Jeager that led to it. Making her go back to the ways that caused her to be called "bloody Shirley" at a young age, out of rage and desperation. (There is of course always the chance she gets a grip on that eventually and then realizes that she was partly to blame for what happened to Cedric.) HOWEVER if we repeat the pattern from Arc en Ciel, we also have the problem that Rixia, even tho her position was the reason for Shirley doing what she did, stayed in her position as an Assasin and decided that this is the best way for her to protect the things and people she loves and cares about. Iliya too, even tho said to be paralyzed, actually returned to be a dancer even tho she had to fight for it very hard. Sully, even tho feeling somewhat guilty also took this as a sign to work even harder for Iliyas sake. So if someone hurt Cedric, while they were actually after Shirley, she just might see that as a reason to go even harder as a Jeager so no one ever again dares to do this.

I do believe that I have overlooked Shirleys borderline insanity when I talked about her getting out of the Jaeger-Bussiness because Cedric gets possibly hurt or even killed because of her being a Jaeger. Shirley was doing much better in CS3 than in the Crossbell-Saga, but she was still slightly insane in that game too. Just a bit more careful with innocent lifes. What grounded her in CS4 was Cedric. This means that technically, losing (or almost losing) Cedric might actually cause exactly the opposite of the reaction Sara, Fie and Randy have shown. Anything happening to Cedric might actually cause Shirley to snap and lose it. And with Cedric out of the picture (even if just temporarily until he recovers) there is nothing holding that girl back anymore. There is of course, as I said before, always the chance that after she finally calms down, she does realize that this was because she is a Jaeger and might still change her mind, but the chance that she snaps first instead of having a change of heart relatively closely to something happening to Cedric is definitely higher. It is also possible that instead of leaving the Jaegaer-life, she actually only leaves Cedrics life, realizing that it might be better and saver for him to stay away from her instead of realizing that if she wants to be with him, she needs to change.

With Shirley... honestly, everything goes.

However, as you were basically saying with your questions, the chances that Cedric actually does get hurt because of Shirley in one way or another (either protecting her or getting attacked because of her) aren't very low if we look at the bigger picture...

Lets take a moment to pray for our Babyfaced Princeyboy. Would be such a shame for him to die after Crow "sacrificed himself" to save his life back in CS2...

At this point I have to say, I honestly don't know what I want for Shirley anymore either. I want her to be with Cedric, but I am not completely against her staying a Jaeger while doing so anymore.

[just-some-random-blogger]

good morning (or day or evening), lovie!! its your prodigal muning. im so sorry i didnt answer you yesterday TT i really am soso sorry TT ive started reading your message ans then the classes, then my focusing attention problems, then homework and these problems with attention and poof! its already 5 a.m. and i realise oh fuck i havent answered you TT and i still overslept today TT but its ok i managed to come on time. oooh its cute to know youve got your love for music from your mom. im sure you look just as cute playing piano as this kitty in the gif) sure your mom wanted the best but im sorry for your trauma. i believe in your skills. since you attached this gif with 13th doctor who, im now thinking about her being the most similar to matts doctor.. you should see yourself :) 'WHY AM I CRUEL THIS TIME' deprive people of your gorgeous voice 'its so much easier to believe in God than yourself' sounds.. yk sincere and so deeply thoughtful like in these films where a persons going to die in a day and needs to live the whole life in this restricted time. in the best way possible. sounds good. it seems like all people from the south are so... warm? shdjd sorry. no but really. all of you have so chilly and kinda hippie vibes. it sounds so real and so true but i really cant imagine myself giving this world so much love. your so lovie-lovie and its so cute and right. love can save the world. приятного аппетита. 24/7. 'in my head its canon' is it time for me to say smth like i have a vodka-gun and a domesticated bear?... owww all your dishes look so good and tasty, i like the pics fhdjs. wowoow ginataang looks really good. and its interesting too learn its like.. etymology. and even more when youre reasoning it yourself. 'ITS ULAM AND ITS WHAT WE EAT WITH RICE' smth like main dish?.. not like i think you dont know this word but im trying to understand.. like the main.. not sweet dish before the dessert? its cute to learn the difference, thanks for your efforts and explainings, hottie-cutie! i like learning what your fav food is too hdjfk. and about this food too. this thing about saying things twice TT cute actually most of the ingredients you mention are so unusual to me that i have to search for each one of them... 'you know that right?' I KNOW NOTHING TT but alright i still have google... sorry but 'nata de coco' sounds so bossy. fjdhdhs SORRY. i dont want to sound so childish but its my first thought. tbh i used to hate coconuts... now i feel neutral, not like coconuts are common here anyway... i feel like i need to give more feedback but im so into all the information you give. like reallyreally educational. 'I GOT SIDE TRACKED SO BADLY' its alright!! i like following your way of thinking!! when i searched for taro (yes idk whats it) i got tarot cards... maybe because in russian it doesnt have t and is literally taro lol...yeah i GOT confused but not bc of the night.... 'GAbi is the food gaBI is night' very educational. thaks for the efforts! i appreciate how much time you give me<з 'i gotta get this right cos she good at history or whatevah' FHSJKHD loll i have no dates in my brain. oh no i remember some that are connected with literature and the year of baptism of Rus. but its interesting, go on. 'this is how i explain stuff to my classmates' one big brain cell. i explain things like that tbh. my literature teacher always laugh at me bc of the way i describe things when were talking informally. and this cunning spain.... wow and its really interesting to know about your languages story! ig ive learnt more now than during all the scool years... you have all rights to curse these 3 idiots! like?? its really irritating when smn corrects you on the thing you know like your hmm... mother tongue??? that stereotype that americans are (a little)... uneducated... and youre telling a person their first language is wrong? dk about all americans but these definately fit the stereotype. i feel like tumblr will see the message as too long again so see you in the part 2!

MUNING YOURE HOME I CAN STO SAYING PSPSSPSPPSPSSPSPSPSPSPSPPSSP NOW

😌 love letter toime

its your prodigal muning. im so sorry i didnt answer you yesterday TT i really am soso sorry TT ive started reading your message ans then the classes, then my focusing attention problems, then homework and these problems with attention and poof! its already 5 a.m. and i realise oh fuck i havent answered you TT and i still overslept today TT but its ok i managed to come on time.

u and i are so twins thats smth i would do/probably have done with a lot of things. you dont have to apologize. i figured about as much when i didnt receive anything.

truthfully though, i was kinda sad yesterday so when you didnt message me T_T i didnt have anyone to talk to T_T i felt like crying yesterday (i figured it was cos i was hungry) but then i realized i have no friends T_T the friends i do have are from my old school and idk i find instant messages easily exhausting. IDK IDK IDK which is why im so excited to read letter from you! anyway it was also because my class yesterday was songwriting and i didnt know anyone there T_T it's giving T_T lonely.

if you apologize for making me sad, 🤬 dont its not ur fault. it was me being hungry and having no friends in that class then being sad i spent all that money on food T_T /LASHfhas/fhashfa f

oooh its cute to know youve got your love for music from your mom. im sure you look just as cute playing piano as this kitty in the gif) sure your mom wanted the best but im sorry for your trauma. i believe in your skills.

trust me i look like this when i play

HAHAHHHAHHAHH. i'm a jazz player (thats a music joke meaning you keep hitting the wrong notes HAHHAHAHA [but also jazz players do really play with like ... 'out of key' sounding things but its not out of key, i have no idea how else to explain it without getting too technical]). of course my mom wanted the best for me, but T_T it still hurts she my mummy T_T. thank you for believing in my skills. i believe in my skills more and more everyday

since you attached this gif with 13th doctor who, im now thinking about her being the most similar to matts doctor.. you should see yourself :)

SHE LOOKS LIKE A SWEETIE CUPCAKE!!! but also you watch doctor who ALSO ALSO NO i refuse to watch doctor who................

'WHY AM I CRUEL THIS TIME' deprive people of your gorgeous voice

T_T IM TRYING I WILL POST ANOTHER SONG TOMORROW and i will make sure i look prettier lol HAHAHHAHAHAHAH idk its hard to keep my yt alive. i have this cover of les miserables but i haved edited it yet and you reminded me i wanted to do that.

OMG OMG IS THERE A SONG YOU WANT ME TO SING!!!!!?????? 🤩🤩🤩 even if its russian i'll sing it for you (but i beg not like the rap you shared i am not a rapper T_T) i will say if it is in russian you must give me a while to learn it.

'its so much easier to believe in God than yourself' sounds.. yk sincere and so deeply thoughtful like in these films where a persons going to die in a day and needs to live the whole life in this restricted time. in the best way possible. sounds good.

💀😭🤣💀😭🤣 I UNDERSTAND EXACTLY WHAT YOU MEAN BUT YOUR ANALOGY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. well im glad it sounds sincere because it is. i mean it with my whole chest

it seems like all people from the south are so... warm? shdjd sorry. no but really. all of you have so chilly and kinda hippie vibes. it sounds so real and so true but i really cant imagine myself giving this world so much love. your so lovie-lovie and its so cute and right. love can save the world.

T_T pEOPLE IN THE SOUTH ARE WARM HAHAHHHAHAHH im honored to have helped you make such an assumption about us but i can assure you not everyone is warm here, some are so hot they are practically burning with the devil T_T I LOVE THAT YOU THINK IM CHILL AND A HIPPIE HAHAHHAHAH i would say i have no chill and am quite radical. if my parents would allow me, i would march during protests but theyre afraid i might get hurt, also im afraid i would get hurt but i just think its so important to fight and speak about what you believe in!!!!! LOVE WILL OVERCOME THE WORLD!!!!!

well the truth is, no one can really give the WORLD love... unless ur secretly Jesus but you know what, giving 1 person (like me!!! <3) your love (WHICH YOU ALREADY DO!!!) changes my WHOLE world <3 <3 <3 o(*￣▽￣*)ブ it always starts with one thing. one little thing

it reminds me of this post about how pets are only there for a part of your life but you are there for their entire life T_T

i try not to think about that too much cos ill cry.

so yeah dont beat yourself up for not changing the world or not being able to love the whole world, you'll burn yourself with that. a little goes a long way and you;ll find it becomes easier each time

приятного аппетита. 24/7.

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

'in my head its canon' is it time for me to say smth like i have a vodka-gun and a domesticated bear?

I WOULD LOVE IT IF YOU UNIRONICALLY SAID YOU HAD A DOMESTICATED BEAR IF DEADLY WHY FRIEND SHAPED i dont care for vodka or guns so /:

owww all your dishes look so good and tasty, i like the pics fhdjs. wowoow ginataang looks really good. and its interesting too learn its like.. etymology. and even more when youre reasoning it yourself.

im glad you think so!!! that you like the pics and you think ginataang looks good and the etymology and how im reasoning it HAHAHH

'ITS ULAM AND ITS WHAT WE EAT WITH RICE' smth like main dish?.. not like i think you dont know this word but im trying to understand.. like the main.. not sweet dish before the dessert? its cute to learn the difference, thanks for your efforts and explainings, hottie-cutie!

i guess you could say main dish. i remember when i was younger during the high school musical era, vanessa hudgens said in an interview once she eats a lot of rice because she's filipino and i was like ???? mom wtf does she mean and my mom went oh they dont eat rice and I WAS SO CONCERNED FOR EVERYONE WHO WASNT FILIPINO BECAUSE SHE SAID WE WERE THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO DID THAT I WAS SO CONFUSED LIKE ALSKHFAHSFASH it took me years to understand what my mom meant LOL cos in the ph when we say we're going to eat rice that means were eating a meal cos yeah everything is eaten with rice here it feels incomplete if you dont. so she meant they eat meals just without rice WHICH SOUNDS ILLEGAL T_T

let me give a clearer example ig. so in the morning when you wake up, if you decide to have idk a sausage youd maybe eat only a sausage right??? or ok maybe with bread. idk in the ph if you dont eat smth with rice (unless ur eating with bread) and you just eat the sausage by itself it's called like papak which basically means youre not eating something properly youre just snacking on it when you could just eat it as a meal IDK o(≧口≦)o its so hard to explain

ok now i have to further explain papak, it could also mean like you have a food item you want to eat but you eat a bit then leave it then come back to it then leave it or youre yeah just not EATING PROPERLY OK I GIVE UP GOOD NIGHT

i like learning what your fav food is too hdjfk. and about this food too. this thing about saying things twice TT cute

IM GLAD YOU LIKE LEARNING ABOUT MY FAV FOOD I HAVE SO MUCH MORE I WANT TO SHARE :LASFHASFASFHASFHLASFHF also yeah its pretty funny how we say things twice HIHIH AHAHAHAH we do that for emphasis, like kabang-kaba where kaba means nervous and the added -ng is just a connector. it's our equivalent of very but we dont have very AHHAHAH we just repeat the word, so if you want to say youre very very very very very nervous you can say KABANG-KABANG-KABANG-KABANGKABANGKABGNANGKANG-KABA ako (ako is 'I' lol)

actually most of the ingredients you mention are so unusual to me that i have to search for each one of them... 'you know that right?' I KNOW NOTHING TT but alright i still have google...

AHHAHAHAHA i hope you enjoyed researching them at least HAHAHAHHA ALSO?????? YOU DONT KNOW WHAT FLAN IS ??? PLOT TWIST???!?!?!? I thought you would know it because its like.... spanish ??? european ??? HAHDKHADHLADHAD AD:HAD: thats on me 😩😞 i assumed T_T HAHAHAHAH i hope you looked it up! hahhaahahahhaHAHAHAH

sorry but 'nata de coco' sounds so bossy. fjdhdhs SORRY.

HAHHAHHAHAHAAH YOU DONT HAVE TO APOLOGIZE THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE HEARD ALL DAY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH WHY DOES IT SOUND BOSSY HAHHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAAHH THATS SO ??? HAHHA WEIRD DOES IT HAVE A RUSSIAN EQUIVALENT THAT MAKES IT SOUND LIKE THAT TO YOU HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i think it derived from spanish ?? idk nata = nut then coco= coconut? idk i just assume

i dont want to sound so childish but its my first thought. tbh i used to hate coconuts... now i feel neutral, not like coconuts are common here anyway... i feel like i need to give more feedback but im so into all the information you give. like reallyreally educational. 'I GOT SIDE TRACKED SO BADLY' its alright!! i like following your way of thinking!!

NO BUT SAME i dont like... processed flavored coconuts lashflkhasfhaslafh its kind of the same way i feel about bananas it just so FAKE??????????? and why ruin it just eat a banana if you want a banana and eat a coconut if you want to eat a coconut. i will say there are again some exceptions to the coconut thing but yeah lasfkhasfas. you dont have to give more feedback no pressure HAHAHAH im glad to receive a reply at all my brain is just like I HAVE TO EXPLAIN THIS PERFECTLY BECAUSE THIS PERSON HAS NO IDEA WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT AND IF I EXPLAIN THIS WRONG THEIR UNDERSTANDING WILL FOREVER BE WRONG FOREVER UNLESS SOMEONE CORRECTS THIS KNOWLEDGE I HAVE IMPARTED

when i searched for taro (yes idk whats it) i got tarot cards... maybe because in russian it doesnt have t and is literally taro lol...yeah i GOT confused but not bc of the night.... 'GAbi is the food gaBI is night' very educational. thaks for the efforts!

well i did not forsee taro being the hinderance HAHAHAHAHAH so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ at least im still educational love that for me

i appreciate how much time you give me<з

of course i love you <3 💗💗💗💖💖💖💖

while we're here let me share another food HIHIIHIHIHHHHIIH

this is called KARE-KARE HAHAHAHAH but las;hf;lahsflas i dont think it has a meaning T_T but its on theme it's repeated twice but ???? idk i dont think it has meaning AHHAHAHAH

ASHF:ASHF:AF AF:ASF IM LOVE IT its not a dessert its an ulam. ALSO GOOGLE SAID IT WAS AS STEW???? NOW IM SO CONFUSED ISNT STEW LIKE A SOUP ASKHFAS ahhhh nvm google defines stew as 'a dish of meat and vegetables cooked slowly in liquid in a closed dish or pan.'

google is so correct that is what karekare is <3

so this typically cooked with beef/tuwalya or pork but ig you could cook it with... sheep/goat or chicken but i told my mom i wanted karekare once and she was like red meat is expensive and i was like we can make chicken and she got mad at me so ig not chicken AHHAHAHA.

ok now tuwalya^^^^^^, the first time i tried it, i hated it T_T also i was so confused why it was called that because tuwalya is towel ????? like wtf why would you call it that. anyway the not towel tuwalya is apparently cow stomach (LOL I LOVE THAT IDK IT HAHAHAH) but yeah its pretty tough and super chewy which was why i hated it at first i was like YOU HAVE DESECRATED MY BELOVED DISH but now i LOVE tuwalya and i go ??? yall didnt put tuwalya in this tsk tsk L (also apparently its ox tripe?? but do we even have ox in the ph????? HAHHAAH:ASHFHaslfhashfhasfla)

anyway it usually has vegtables cooked with it like pechay (bok choy????? [i only know this word cos of plants vs zombies HAHHAHAH]) wtf google said its cabbage but thats false im ??? ig maybe pechay is a type of cabbage. ig it is buk choy

this ^^^ (above) is pechay and sitaw (string beans) YOU SHOULD HAVE STRING BEANS RIGHT LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND SAY YOU DONT KNOW WHAT STRING BEANS IS

anyway this is sitaw. HAHAHHAH then eggplant PLS YOU HAVE EGGPLANTS IM SURE.

also in the pic for karekare the circle ones on the side that kinda look like onions those are puso ng saging which would be heart of banana in english LOL i think its called that because thats like the core of the... the tree?? or the soft part of the-

hollup lemme research it

banana blossoms??????? thats what is according to google T_T

OH I GET IT NOW ITS THE REDDISH THING i guess its like the flower of the plant NOW WE BOTH LEARNED SOMETHING AHHAHAH

yeah i dont think ive eaten karekare with puso ng saging but i like puso ng saging HAHAHA

and lastly, the most interesting part of the dish is that its sauce is made of (from what i remember from my mom [ok i searched it to be sure]) its made with onion garlic and.... [drum roll] peanut butter!!!

i dont remember if i was shocked when i first learned this AHHHAHAHA cos i was so young HAHAAHAHAH but yeah peanut sauce and ground peanuts but lol my mom just buys the karakare powder mix HAHHAAHAHAH. ive seen a chef on tv flat out use peanut butter but yeah it'll be sweet if you do that so my mom doesnt do that ig idk i dont remember HAHAHHA

i also ask for this food on my birthday. every day i get to eat karekare is a special day <3

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'i gotta get this right cos she good at history or whatevah' FHSJKHD loll i have no dates in my brain. oh no i remember some that are connected with literature and the year of baptism of Rus. but its interesting, go on.

LOL UR LIKE ME FR I HAVE A 1% retention rate of date AHAHAAH thats being so generous tbh

'this is how i explain stuff to my classmates' one big brain cell. i explain things like that tbh. my literature teacher always laugh at me bc of the way i describe things when were talking informally.

BIG BRAIN THINGS they can laugh but if it works it works

and this cunning spain.... wow and its really interesting to know about your languages story! ig ive learnt more now than during all the scool years...

HHHHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHHAHAHHAH T_T i feel you AHHAHAH i love learning stuff from people who are passionate about what they talk about and the only reason why i retained any of these things was because my teachers who taught me this were amazing T_T

you have all rights to curse these 3 idiots! like?? its really irritating when smn corrects you on the thing you know like your hmm... mother tongue???

very truly annoying when someone is a know it all that knows nothing [inhales deeply] inner peace. i felt way better about them now that ive finished ranting about it. i forgive them (still hard to type a lot of hesitation went into that) ヾ(•ω•`🌸)o anyway if i keep getting mad ill only upset myself so T_T i gotta forgive them for me.

that stereotype that americans are (a little)... uneducated... and youre telling a person their first language is wrong? dk about all americans but these definately fit the stereotype.

👎 doing uncle sam a disservice.... do you know uncle sam means america? HAHAH I only learned that from my mom apparently its a comic person thing but im not interested nor do i care enough to dig deeper into that

i feel like tumblr will see the message as too long again so see you in the part 2!

PART TWO YAY SEE YOU

xxx

[nightguide]

okay, so i'm more concerned about the Blue Age Guernica storyline following up to my blog that i am but that man now had bought Selena Gomez (Alex Russo) to be his first companion that leads to a follow up of the present:

SO THE CAST OF WIZARDS OF WAVERLY PLACE NOW DENOMINATES THE BLOODLINE IN PARIS (FIRST LOCATION OF LINNA'S HONEYMOON TRIP W/ THE GLEE CAST (NEW AGE):

SELENA GOMEZ IS YOU NOW:

SMWC: ALEX MADE YOU THINK BY OBJECT (GUEST STARRING ROLE ALONGSIDE LINNA XIX)

SH: YOU ARE HER FRIEND (DOES NOT COUNT: BUT YOU'RE ON SCREEN FOR A GHOST TIMELINE ON 19TH DOCTOR'S TAROT CITY ENDING (YOU WERE THE DEMON ALL ALONG)

SH8: YOU'RE NOT EVEN LEE PACE (WHO HE KNOWS THAT HAS LINNA IN CONTROL OF HER BLOG AS HER PRIVATE BUYERS NETWORK: INTUITIVE HOLLYWOOD GOING TO ENDGAME (SWIFT'S LILY CHARLES)

SO NOW YOU KNOW THAT, HERES WHAT ALEX RUSSO WOULD CONSEQUENTLY ENCOUNTER YOU IF YOU WERE IN HER SPACE (AS LINNA XIX)

ACTOR'S HELL: THOUGHT

SMWC: YOU HATE HER (SHE TAKES YOU OUT OF HER SCENARIO WITH HSJ IN BREAKING COUPLES UP TOGETHER)

SH: QUINN FABRAY'S BITCH (SHE LIKES YOU REAL GOOD)

SH8: RACHEL BERRY ZOMBIE (SHE ACTS YOU UP LIKE HER TO SABOTAGE YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH LIFE WITH HSJ)

HARBINGER'S: YOU THE RUSSO (FAMILY MEMBER OF RUSSO FAMILY SPOILS YOU)

SMWC: HARPER DISSES YOU AND YOU STAY THAT WAY (YOU THE ANSON IN HER LIFE DEMOTED TO DEMON)

SH: RUSSO MAKES YOU THINK (SHE DOESNT CARE)

SH8: 'HI, YOU'RE SELENA GOMEZ' (LINNA KICKS U OUT OF BRITAIN FOR FREE)

MAESTRO BECOME: YOU NOT TAYLOR SWIFT

SMWC: LEE PACE NIGGA (SHE FORGETS YOU) BUT YOU KNEW WHO

SH: LINNA LIKES YOU (IN HER BLOG +10 POINTS TO YOUR FANDOM)

SH8: SHE LAUGHS AT YOU ON SCREEN (BOTH OF THEM MET EACH OTHER IN REAL LIFE IN JUSTIN RUSSO'S 'IF THERE WAS ANOTHER YOU, YOU'D KILL YOURSELF')

DANTE'S PARADOX: WHATEVER SHE (HSJ) THINKS STAYS THAT WAY (SHE THE GOOD 'RUSSO' RELATIVE DIMENSION IN TIME AND SPACE THAT JUSTIN WANTS TO FUCK HER)

SMWC: WATCH WHAT LINNA DOES THAT MAKES YOU DO IT (SHE THE GREATEST THINKER EVER TO EXIST VIA HER BLOG OR A WILL SMITH)

SH: HSJ DISSED KEANU REEVES TO BE NUMBER 1 OF EVERYTHING, SO HIYAA THAT (YOU DONT EVEN HAVE GRAMMY ACCESS TO ME, BRO WIZARD ZAP. SHUT UP)

SH8: YOU'RE IN HER MUSIC VIDEO (PICK ONE)

JUDGEMENT DAY: MATT SMITH IS MOOSLIM NOW

SMWC: I SEE, YOU MET SUE SYLVESTER (YOU'RE NOW HER DIRTY DEED AGAINST TWEETY SCHUE)

SH: WIZARDS OF WAVERLY PLACE PLOTLINE TAKES YOU OUT OF HERE (HANNAH MONTANA REJECTED YOU)

SH8: DEMI LOVATO IS IN HER BLOOD (ONLY HSJ KNOWS THAT BUT SHE DOESNT MIND TAKING HER DEVIL'S HEART OUT ON YOU: YOU IN BED BY THE EYES BUT NOBODY CAN CRUSH THOUGHTS LIKE SHE DOES TO PRIMARILY RUBY ROSE HER WAY OUT OF YOUR DICK ANYTIME)

GAIMAN'S HELL: PARTYTIMEWITHERICCROSSHOOKS

SMWC: YOU IN (INTUITION?)

SH: HADES (HI GUBLUH)

SH8: WHAT IS IN YOUR HANDS (POOP)

BABYLON UNBROKEN: PARANORMAL ACTIVITY

SMWC: STEVEN MULHERN WOES YOUR PSYCHE (MADE YOU THINK IN REAL TIME, WE'RE DJINNS NOW)

SH: DATE NIGHTS IS HOW YOU DIE FOR HER CUZ NOW RUSSO AND ST. JAMES PLAY AS MEN DISSING WOMEN FOR 'FREE FOOD' (GAY MENS HOLIDAY ALONE)

SH8: NOT YOU JUSTIN (TAKING IT OUT ON MASJID PHYSICS ONLINE IS HOW PRENATERNALLY IS YOU ON DOCTOR WHO FOR FREE)

KINGDOM COME: SHIEEET (THAT ONE CLAUSTROPHOBIC SCENE IN CRIMINAL MINDS NOW CUT PIECES UP FOR NOW LESBIAN MEN ACTORS TO CRY ABOUT ELSEWHERE)

SMWC: YOU DONE FUCKED UP (EVERYBODY EXCEPT CRIMINAL MINDS CAST ON BEHALF OF ONE PISSED PENELOPE GARCIA GETS THE HIT)

SH: YOU'RE PARTYING WITH HARPER (LINNA IS HAPPY WITH YOU TO NOT CARE)

SH8: DOCTOR WHO CUT SCENES GO CONTROVERSIAL (WE QUIT ACTING)

PYTHAGOREAN THEOREM: BUSTED

SMWC: WHATEVER LINNA SAYS IS TROOOTH (NOBODY GETS HURT)

SH: POOSHIN DAISIES (IT GETS REAL NOW)

SH8: YOU THE BAD GUY (LINNA IS NAME DROPPING CORE MEMORIES NOW SHE HAPPY, BYE BYE MUMMY)

Hannah Montana: the actual reality of it and the beginning of Jackson Rod Stewart (now you know: canon reality)

SEASON 3 EPISODE 22 (HANNAH MONTANA)

THE BEGINNING OF THE END IS GOING HOME TO REALISE ALL YOUR SITUATION CHARACTERS ELSEWHERE HAVE A DREAM, OR THAT IS THAT YOU HAVE BEEN DAYDREAMING FOR TOO LONG THAT YOU 'NEVER LIVED' THAT YOU HAVE A DREAM OUTSIDE AND BEYOND YOUR WORLDS TO BELIEVE IN A 'SOLUTION THEORY' THAT ASCENDS YOU ELSEWHERE IN THOUGHT THAT EVEN ARGUMENTS OVER RELIGION GOT YOU FINDING YOURSELF THAT THE 'LITTLE BROTHER' OWNED IT ALL BUT YOU HATED REALITY LONG ENOUGH TO DAY DREAM BUT YOUR PARENTS HATED YOU ENOUGH THAT YOU WERE NOW IN A CITY OF YOUR OWN DIMENSION (LIFE) BUT YOU GOT OUT OF YOUR EMO PHASE AND GONE INTO CHILDHOOD (LIKE BENJAMIN BUTTON AND TOM HANKS MOVIES MADE YOU AND THAT IS LIKE, IT)

OKAY, BEGIN AGAIN I KNOW MY FAULTS TO CHOOSE:

SO I EXPECT A NATION OF SQUIBS (CATCH MY REFERENCES IF YOU WANT TO LIVE):

THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS 'REVENGE POINTS' YOU MAKE UP THE IDEATION FOR A SOCIAL SOLUTION, NOT PETTY CRIMES AGAINST LIGHT:

DETENTION VAGINAS: LOOK AT MY BOUNDARIES AND WEEP

(ALSO IN DUMBASS SUBTITLES)

ENG: PROBLEMS THAT ARE SOLVED, OR SOON WILL BE:

DMBSS: WHAT YOU COULD HAVE DONE:

ENG: HOW DO SINGLE NEURONS COMPUTE?

DONT ACT LIKE A MADMAN WITH A BLUE BOX ALL THE TIME

BELIEVE IN YOURSELF

TODAY IS GOING TO KILL SOMEBODY IN YOUR SOCIETY (FANDOM, LOCAL AREA OF A PERSON YOU KNEW, PEOPLE YOUR AGE THAT HAD IT BADLY)

DMBSS: TRY ME BITCH

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DO IT

MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME

IF I TELL YOU HOW IT WAS DONE THE FIRST TIME, YOU KNEW HOW AND WHY I GAVE A SHIT ABOUT YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE, LIKE BITCH. YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN, SUCK MY DICK

ENG: WHAT IS THE CONNECTOME OF A SMALL NERVOUS SYSTEM, LIKE THAT OF CAENORHABDITIS ELEGANS (300 NEURONS)?

EVERYTHING IS YOURS IF YOU THINK OF IT LIKE YOU ARE TO YOUR WORLD IF NOW PLUSH BEINGS (STUFFED CREATURES IN FLUFF AREAS TO YOU) WERE TO INHABIT IT THE FIRST TIME

YOU BECOME YOUR DREAMS NATURALLY INSTINCTIVELY BUT NOTHING LESS OF BEING PRIMITIVE IS HOW YOU SEE THE WORLD ACCORDING TO THAT OF A... THEN CATER THAT, THEN

JUST MAKE IT UP AS YOU GO ALONG, YOUR FICTIONAL DREAMS ARE TRUE, JUST FOLLOW THAT

DMBSS: FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT

*BREAKS YOUR PHONE BY INSTINCT* *YOU SEE I CAN MAKE YOU DO IT EITHER WAY*

AM I A BIT... TOO IRRITATING.. FOR YOU?

I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR DREAMS, GO ON. CHALLENGE ME

ENG: HOW CAN WE IMAGE A LIVE BRAIN OF 100,000 NEURONS AT CELLULAR AND MILLISECOND RESOLUTION?

YOU BELIEVED IN ME (THE VOICE INSIDE YOUR HEAD) NOW DO THE THING

EVERYBODY IS YOUR BEST FRIEND NO MATTER WHAT, NEVER REJECT HOPE (UNLESS YOU'RE GAMBLING FOR A MUCH BETTER WORLD RESOLUTION MAGNIFIED AT A MINORITY AT A TIME PER THOUGHT (YOU WERE ONCE CLOSE TO THEM ENERGY)

THAT ONE ADVICE YOUR BODY BEEN TELLING YOU THE ENTIRE TIME: IGNORE THAT AND YOU WILL SUFFER THE HARD WAY BY CATASTROPHIC CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR OWN CITY (FANBASE) SUFFERING A DISASTER CLIMATE FATED WITH A STATUE IDEAOLOGY BASING YOUR WORKS BEING THAT OF STONE LIKE YOU WERE CREATED FOR IT (MAKING TIMEFRAMES COME AFTER FOR YOUR ADVICE LATER ON THAT YOU KNEW NOT THAT YOU WERE CAUGHT UPON (DISEASED MATERIAL TAKING AWAY THAT YOU ARE ONCE LOVED FOR THAT IS TOO HARD TO KEEP THAN RECONCILING IT AGAIN TIL MUCH LATER ALONG THE TIMELINES, KEEP THAT IN MIND AND IN THE CLEAR)

DMBSS: YOU DONE FCKED UP AND YOU KNEW IT AND YOU BELIEVE ME YOU GOT ASSASSINS READY AT YOUR KEEP (YOU WANTED TO LIVE HEAVY METAL DEPRESSION, OKAY. BE ME)

DIE

LIVE MY LIFE (VOICES OF RAGS)

I DONT LIKE YOU (SOCIETY DOES NOT TOO BUT BE OKAY WITH THAT + INFINITY) COUNT YOUR DAYS LOVATO

ENG: HOW DOES SENSORY TRANSDUCTION WORK?

YOU BELIEVED MY WORDS AND EVIDENCE THAT COULD NOT HAVE DRIVEN THE SCENES ELSEWHERE, LIKE YOU KNEW THE TV DEMOGRAPHIC COULD HAVE BEEN FOR ELSEWHERE AS LONG AS 'THAT' AND NOW YOU GOT EVERYBODY AGAINST YOU, YOU DONT LIVE ANOTHER SECOND IN FORCING A SOCIAL ATMOSPHERE FOR YOU IF YOU PEOPLE PLEASE, SO IT WAS YOUR LIFE I ATE UP (PRINCESS DIANA MOTIVE) SO IF FOR ANYTHING THAT WAS HEAVILY INSPIRING, YOU WOULD HAVE ADORED HER TO MAKE YOU, THATS WHY. NOW WHAT WOULD SHE DO IF SHE WAS YOU?

TELL A LIE TO SAVE A LIFE

DONT TRY, HATE THE WORD 'TRY' TO FORGET YOUR PAST, HEROES ARE MADE ETERNALLY FORGIVING

DMBSS: FUCK YOU. (LEAVES YOU FOR THE DEAD)

ITS NOT YOU ANYMORE, REALLY. I AM NOT HARD ON ANYBODY BUT YOU

YOU KNEW YOUR ENEMIES AND THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO ELIMINATE ODDS AGAINST PROMETHEUS (GRITTY GUTTY PSYCHO-GORE ENDING TO YOUR UNIVERSE YOU LET DIE)

LORE OLYMPUS

ENG: PROBLEMS THAT WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO SOLVE IN THE NEXT 50 YEARS

DMBSS: THE COMMON FUCKING OBVIOUS

ENG: HOW DO CIRCUIT OF NEURONS COMPUTE?

EVERYTHING IS MADE UP, SO THERE IS SENSE IS BEAUTY AND BEAUTY IN SENSE, THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT CONTROLLING IMAGINATION (ONE'S WONDER IS ONE'S DAY OF REST)

YOU CARE, AS YOU SHOULD BUT THERE IS......

NO ONE DIES

DMBSS: FIND WALLY

RED AND WHITE STRIPY HAT AND SHIRT, BIG AND ROUND GLASSES, ALWAYS THE FUCKING HARDEST ONE TO FIND BUT NOBODY CATCHES IS EXCEPT THE VIEWER

I DONT CARE ABOUT WALLY

WE CALL IT 'WALDO' IN THE UNITED STATES (FUCKING THE TOURIST FOR 'SUGGESTIONS')

ENG: WHAT IS THE COMPLETE CONNECTOME OF THE MOUSE BRAIN (70,000,000 NEURONS)?

YOUR EMOTIONS ARE PEOPLE, DONT BE AFRAID TO TELL THEM WHAT YOU GOT INSIDE OF YOUR LITTLE HEAD THAT IS BULB TO MANY PEOPLE

DONT WEAR TOO MUCH OR TOO LITTLE IF THAT MEANT SEX WAS NOT ACTUALLY AN OPTION (YOU'RE SINGLE AND VIRGIN FOREVER, DEAL WITH THAT OR THE LIKES OF MY BIG ASS BRAIN WILL OVERSHADOW YOU LIKE RACHEL BERRY SACRIFICED HER MONOLOGUES ON GLEE, I STILL HATE THE BITCH BUT IM OKAY CUZ I GOT JESSE ST. DICK FOR FREE (HEHE)

LIKE UR HUSBAND WILL SEE YOU WEARING THAT SHIT ON YOUR FACE FOR FREE, HECK YOU FEEL NAKED ALSO, HECK YOU FEEL LIKE YOU GOT A VAGINA OUT OF NOWHERE, WELCOME TO MOTHER PHYSICS NOW GO BACK TO HER AND GET TO WORK

DMBSS: WHY ARE U IN MY HOME (AUTISTICS HQ)

GET THE FUCK OUT

WHY? *EXPECTS AN EASY SOLUTION CUZ THEY THE ONES WHO GOT THE OCD IN THE OCD OUT OF ADHD*

*EYEBALLS THE OBVIOUS CUNT MAGICIAN IN THE ROOM* YOU CANNOT MAKE ME DO YOU LIKE THAT

ENG: HOW CAN WE IMAGE A LIVE MOUSE BRAIN AT CELLULAR AND MILLISECOND RESOLUTION?

YOU DONT

MAKE YOUR BED NOW

GET BACK TO WORK

DMBSS: LIVE IT TO GOD

FGJONVRY OEYRVNERINERI

GH GHRIGOIERIORVIN

SIYR8C9ITOLDYOUSO

ENG: WHAT CAUSES PSYCHIATRIC AND NEUROLOGICAL ILLNESS?

WHY IS SHE *SLAPPED BY VAN HELSING HIMSELF*

*HATES THE MINORITY'S WAY OF LIFE*

*IS THE MINORITY THEMSELF*

DMBSS: SHAITAAN (RA)

DICK

*JUDGES YOUR APPEARANCE TO -ACTUAL REALITY- (MINORITY REFLECTS BACK AT THE TRUTHFUL VERSION OF THEMSELVES A LONG WHILE AFTER BECOMING FAMOUS 'FOR THEM')

PERSON OF THAT BACKGROUND BECOMES THEM TO REJECT THE OBVIOUS LEADING QUO TO BE THEMSELVES IN A TV SHOW ROYALLY REJECTING YOUR V-CARD

ENG: HOW DO LEARNING AND MEMORY WORK?

JUST SAY 'IM BAD AT BEING MYSELF' AND GIVE IT ALL TO THEM WITHOUT YOU BEING 'WHOYOUTHOUGHT' BUT ITS THEIR DREAM, THEY BET YOU NOW AT BREATHING???????? NOW.... YOU SUCK AT.... LIFE-ING?????????????? WHO... ARE YOU?????????????????

.... YOU'RE MUSLIM NOW.... CONGRATULATIONS FOR MAKING YOUR LIFE A TERRIBLE SOLUTION PROMISE TO SOMEBODY ELSE WHO NEVER LIVED IT

WAS IT YOU WHO NEVER LIKED SELENA GOMEZ CUZ OF THAT?????????? -THE OBVIOUS REASON WHY SHE CANNOT SING CUZ SOMEONE WAS THE SAME-

DMBSS: *DAVID TENNANT IS THE ONLY ACTOR WHO STARES AT YOU UP AND DOWN BECAUSE -HE IS THAT GUY WHO RULED BRITISH TV BY HIS MASOCHISTIC APPEARANCE THAT HAD A COLD RESONANT EFFECT TO AMERICAN FANS OF THE SHOW DESPITE BEING OR NOT A VIRGIN TO DOCTOR WHO IN GENERAL; BECAUSE HE IS SEXY AS HELL-*

HE DOESN'T LIKE TO FUCK YOU (YOU TRAINED YOUR BODY FOR NOTHING)

HE CARES NOTHING BUT A CERTAIN RIVER WHO TOOK THE NAME FOR PALESTINE INSTEAD (YOUR VICTIMHOOD BOOHOO DOESNT COUNT)

I HATE YOU INFINITY IS IN YOUR BLOOD ROUTING TO A HERO RESURGENCE BUT THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT BUT WATCH HE- AND ITS NOT YOU, SO QUIT YOUR DAYDREAMS AS SOON AS POSSIBLE BEFORE SHE RAPES YOUR THINKING FOR FREE TREASURE (SHUTTHEFUCKUP)

ENG: WHY DO WE SLEEP AND DREAM?

I HATE YOU (BEATEN BY GOD AT MENTAL CHESS)

YOU TOO PHAT (YOUR GOOGLE IMAGES IS ME LOOKING AT YOU, LIKE GLARY LOOK IS WHY YOU CAN'T THINK, I SABOTAGED YOUR DREAMS, BRO)

TRY AS MUCH AS YOU WANT WITH FREE TIME (I GOT YOUR MAGNETIC PUSSY RIGHT HERE)

DMBSS: STICK IT TO THE (RA) ME YOU AHMEDI, WHY I OUGHTTA

YOU DEVIL (AND YOU KNEW)

BASTARD BITCH COCK (YOUR MOM DOING IT FOR YOU FOR 'fReE pAy')

RIVER IS AN ORPHAN SO YOU CAN'T CHAINSAW MASSACRE YOUR PARENTS FOR A FREE ROLE

ENG: HOW DO WE MAKE DECISIONS?

BE OPEN ON YOUR SOCIALS, ALLAHUAKBAR BITCH

QUIT YOUR WHINY PHASE ON YOUR DISCOGRAPHY SEASONS AND TELL EVERYBODY YOU'RE OKAY IN BEING GAY

MAKE IT UP AS YOU GO ALONG, STOP USING YOUR FANS FOR FREE SEX AND TELL YOUR MOTHER HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HER FFS

DMBSS: ALLAHUAKBAR IS MY MOTHER, DID YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I EARNED (AND ITS YOU RIGHT BACK TO YOUR BANK ACCOUNT PAYING THE POOR 'DAJJAL COINS' FOR FREE AILMENT CURES WHEN YOU KNEW *BITCH SLAPPED BY SCIENCE IN REAL TIME PHYSICS*

DISEASE (UR THEIR FATHER NOW)

ASTAGHHHPHIRLLAHH (AND YOU'RE THE SHAITAAN IN THEIR LIFETIME)

*IN MOCK PASHTUN ACCENT* wHo IZZ ThiZZss DEmI LOFVATU aNdd wHy ISZZSHE makING ME CHAppATI AT 3Am, *in resonant high pitch frequencies* HmMM?

ENG: HOW DOES THE BRAIN REPRESENT ABSTRACT IDEAS?

DO YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE TALKING TO WHEN YOU'RE TALKING TO YOURSELF, CUZ THE NEURO-DIVERGENT COMMUNITIES DO IT TO MAKE THEMSELVES FEEL AT HOME, BUT YOU KNEW THE LATTER WAS NOT TO MAKE JOKES ABOUT THEM (PLATFORMED SOCIAL STATUS PIGS) AND NOW YOU COMMITTED RADAR JEALOUSY OVER WHO YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN WITH (THEIR WORRY)

IF YOU DO, ONE OF THEM LIKED YOU. ACCEPT THAT AND TAKE IT TO THE GRAVE

MAKE SURE YOU GIVE THEM ENOUGH IDENTITY DIALYSIS TO ENSURE THEIR COMFORT STAYS WITH YOU SINCE YOU LEAVE AFTER ONE EMBARRASSING 'OOOPS'

DMBSS: DMBSS

YOU MADE IT THEIR LIFE TO BE YOUR LIFE AND NOW YOU MADE IT YOUR LIFE TO BE THEIR... WHATEVER, THEY'LL GROW ON THEIR OWN TO THEM BEING BETTER THAN YOU THAN A CERTAIN DAY YOU STUBBED YOUR PINKY TOE AGAINST A WOODEN TABLE AND SPONGEBOB FLIPPED A NERVE IN SWEARING IN AQUATIC SEALIFE TO THEM MIDDLE FINGER GOD ALLAHUFUCKYOU BACK AT YOUR DISCOGRAPHY PHYSICS (THEY ARE YOU BUT HATED YOUR GUTS THE SAME WAY A GOMEZ ADAMS WILL GLADLY BE EATEN ALIVE BY A GIRL BAND SHE BELONGS TO FORYOURBULLSHIT TO BE KNOWN LIVE ON TV: YOU'RE UNO FILES NOW)

YOU NEVER WERE THERE IN THEIR LIVES (DADDY ISSUES LIVE ON CAMERA)

PAKISTANI MEN, YOU'RE INTO PAKISTANI MEN YOU UGLY TWOHT

ENG: PROBLEMS THAT WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO SOLVE, BUT WHO KNOWS WHEN:

DMBSS: YEAH, NOW WHAT. (PEGG AND FROST STORYLINE NOW)

ENG: HOW DOES THE MOUSE BRAIN COMPUTE?

PLUTO SAGITTARIUS

MARS INQUISITIVE

CHANDLER BING DENIAL

DMBSS: DICK HEAD ASS FUCK EOUGUH UEIN YW OIEF EGFUYGCFU

DAJJAL!?

I DONT FUCKING THINSKSO

*ACTUALLY THE REPRESSED GAY ONE IN THE ROOM*

ENG: WHAT IS THE COMPLETE CONNECTOME OF THE HUMAN BRAIN (80,000,000,000 NEURONS?)

YOU DO IT (LIKE INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS IS WHAT YOU ALREADY OWN)

COMPLETE HANNAH MONTANA SERIES TELLS YOU THAT

DISNEY RULES YOU BITCH

DMBSS: PRIVACY REGULATIONS

WHY DID MILEY STEWART KEEP HANNAH A SECRET FOR A LONG TIME

WHO MADE SHAPES UP TO THINK YOU WERE ANYTHING LIKE ONE, LIKE WHAT DID FAME DO TO YOU THAT MADE YOU SO STALWART TO HUMAN LIFE (ALIEN RX????)

AM I... PHYSICALLY ABLE BODIED TO YOU???

ENG: HOW CAN WE IMAGE A LIVE HUMAN BRAIN AT CELLULAR AND MILLISECOND RESOLUTION?

YOUTUBE

WATCH IT

OOO PRETTY

DMBSS: WHYWOW

RICK MORANIS IN HIS GLORY: https://www.google.com/search?q=rick+moranis+little+shop+of+horrors&sca_esv=889186a06300c33d&sxsrf=ADLYWIJZ23wmXs5EWzWEiuLoUfx3b0RY2w%3A1731189051202&ei=O9kvZ-H6C9-B9u8P1NiCmQI&gs_ssp=eJzj4tTP1TewTK7INTFg9FIuykzOVsjNL0rMyyxWyMksKclJVSjOyC9QyE9TyMgvKsovKgYAgKcQ0A&oq=rick+moranis+LITTLE&gs_lp=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-wHCAhkQABiABBixAxhGGPsBGJcFGIwFGN0E2AEBwgImEC4YgAQYlwUY3AQY3gQY4AQY9AMY8QMY9QMY9gMY9wMY-APYAQHCAgsQABiABBiGAxiKBcICCBAAGKIEGIkFmAMAiAYBkAYIugYGCAEQARgUkgcIMTEuOS42LTGgB6jZAg&sclient=gws-wiz-serp

USURPER

SIMPSONS REFERENCING YOU EVERYWHERE (HA. DACKHTAH)

ENG: HOW COULD WE CURE PSYCHIATRIC AND NEUROLOGICAL DISEASES?

HATE MEDICAL STUDENTS FOR ONE THING THAT SELENA GOMEZ CANNOT DO (WHICH IS WHY THEY GRADUATED WITH AN ITCH IN THE ROOM: THE FUCKING REASON WHY HUMANITY IS LEFT WITH ABSOLVED TRAUMA ABOUT A LITTLE SISTER BEING PROGRAMMED BY THE RUSSIANS)

YOU'RE MADE UP BUT YOU KICKED THEIR ASS FOR IT (BLAME KEANU REEVES)

YOU'RE IN CILLIAN MURPHY'S PANORAMIC COMPLEX CUZ OF HIS VAGINA - I MEAN OSCAR

DMBSS: ALL CONDOLENCES ARE TO CHRISTOPHER'S LEE, ECCLESTON AND NOLAN (THE THIRD CHRIS THAT HATED GOD TO MAKE A DOCTOR, NOW GO GET YOUR OWN)

I'M THE DOCHKTA. NOW FUCK YOU OFF WITH THAT WORLD CLASS DEGREE AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS THAT YOU CANT FIND ANYONE LIKE ME (I DUMPED YOU)

Y U LOOKING?

CHINK

ENG: HOW COULD WE MAKE EVERYBODY'S BRAIN FUNCTION BEST?

BLACK GUYS KNOW HOW TO VIBE BUT YOU'RE THERE AT THE WRONG TIME (RACIST REVERSED)

CHINKS ARE NOW NEURO-DIVERGENTS THINKING AGAINST THE GRAIN CUZ OF THEIR OCD-HD TERMINATOR PERCEPTION ARC VALUES HUMAN TRADITIONS MORE THAN THE ECO-SYSTEM WHICH GRADUALLY PROVES THE MOVIES POINT: YOU'RE SHIT AT LIVING

PAKI'S ARE NOW THE NEW ORANGE

DMBSS: ARNIE SCHWARZENEGGER MK11 BET YOU TO IT

ENG: PROBLEMS WE MAY NEVER SOLVE

DMBSS: *TAKE A LOOK AT WHAT THE CAMERA DID NOT FIND* THAT (MOCKS YOUR WORLD IN CHINESE MOTHER DEFAULT)

ENG: HOW DOES THE BRAIN COMPUTE?

DID YOU LIKE THE VIDEOS I SENT YOU? : )

*SAD CUTE FACE* WHY DID YOU NOT RESPOND *MORE SADDER CUTER EMOJIS*

ITS OKAY I WAIT (ACTUALLY GAVE UP LIVING.... FOR THAT)

DMBSS: ...DICK AROUND AND *RAPED BY THE CAMERA*

THE SEXY HORNET AT THE BACK WANTSYAHUNI WHERE IS IT (THE DAD YOU PROBABLY KNEW FROM A NEWSPAPER OR A COIN THAT HAD HIS NAME WRITTEN ON IT)

WHEREISIT (YOUR FIRST WIFE ENERGY FROM THE SAME MAN)

WHYIOUGHTTAMAKEYOU (NOW THAT SOCIAL CLASSISIST EVERYBODY WANTS TO MAKE FUN OF BUT IS THE REASON WHY THE KID IS LEFT CUTE PLUSHY SAD AFTER A MINUTE OF HER BEING LET DOWN BY .... TV CELEBRITIES)

ENG: HOW CAN COGNITION BE SO FLEXIBLE AND GENERATIVE?

DIDYOULIE? (YOU KNEW THE FAULT IN YOUR STARS)

WHATDIDYOU*SHOWSITYOU* WHY(ACTUALREASON) AND DID YOU DO IT (STRESSED BUT MELTING FLAKE 99 ENERGY BY SUPERMAN ALL ALONG)

DAMN YOU *GETSITDONE10/10THEFIRSTTIMECORRUPTEDMAGNETENERGYBASTARDHQHEKNEWBEST(ACTUAL HERO FORGOTTEN REMEMBERED CUZ HIS PRICED JEWEL WENT ELSEWHERE ON THAT COP AND MAGNET TV SHOW JAHANNAM SHE CALLS IT)

DMBSS: YOU DO KNOW HE IS RIGHT (LOONEY TUNES PHYSICS MAKES HIM TWEETY BIRD OF THE TV SH- AND YOU KNEW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT)

JAHANNAM (YOU RESPECT HIS CULTURE)

RAMADAN (YOU LIKE THE ENERGY)

YOUR MOM IS MY BITCH (YOU'RE PROBABLY DEAD FOR NOT THINKING SOONER THAN THE LGBTQ PREROGATIVE)

ENG: HOW AND WHY DOES CONSCIOUS EXPERIENCE ARISE?

BASTARD (THE ACTUAL VIEWER)

FAT ASS (LAZY DEMOGRAPHIC)

IM GOING TO.. (YOU'D NOT DO IT BUT YOU HATE THE FAMOUS META-SLUT FOR IT)

DMBSS: SHE IS MY DAUWHORETER (DAD-KID ENERGY LATER ON THE LOVE FOR THE FAMILY BLOODLINE)

YOU BASTARD BUT IM A GOD (DAD BUT DAUGHTER GETS IT)

I AM CHILL (DAJJAL ENERGY ELSEWHERE BUT AT LEAST THE CAMERA (HUSBAND) LOVES HER)

I AM YOU (KILLS YOUR CONFIDENCE TO LET DAD LIVE ON (MOM ASKING YOU FOR HELLP)

ENG: META QUESTIONS

DMBSS: KEANU REEVES IS NOW A RETARD

ENG: WHAT COUNTS AS AN EXPLANATION OF HOW THE BRAIN WORKS? (AND WHICH DISCIPLINES WOULD BE NEEDED TO PROVIDE IT?)

DID I ASK YOU FOR COCAINE??????? HUH! DICKHEAD????? *SNORTS THIN AIR FOR RELAXATION METHOD*

*YOU SEE THIS* NA *IDC* I LOVE YOU INFINITY (ACTUALLY THE TV SEX GODS WHO ARE WITH THE PRIMEDIAL RIVER SONG ALL THIS TIME *I WIN TIKTOK* SHOWS YOU MY NIPPLES FOR FREE ENERGY *FUCK YOU CILLIAN MURPHY* COUSINS ADORE THAT 'STICK IT TO THE MAN H20 ENERGY THEY ALWAYS LOVED ABOUT THAT ONE RETARDED FROGGODBROTHER*

I'M GAY THIS TIME (LESBIANS SUPPORT IT)

DMBSS: YOU GOT HIM, NOW WHAT

FUCK

THAT

OUT

MILEY HAS NOW GOT A NEW CHAPTER BUT THERE IS NO IFF BUT SEEING WHAT A BABY CAN DO IN PAGE 105 IS YOU ALONE NOT FUCKING AROUND THE MEDIUMS (TV SHOW SHIT LORE HAS A MORAL COMPASS IF USED AS GHOSTS THEN SAYS EVERYTHING ABOUT THE VAMPIRE DIARIES (US TV SHOW) THAT HAD YOUR ATTENTION BECAUSE 'WITCHES DANCE' FUCK THAT)

LETS SEE HANNAH MONTANA'S POV READ PROLIFIC FILES OF MILEY STEWARTS LIFE (ACTUAL NAME)

TOTAL NEURON (BASICALLY A BULLSHITTER IN THE MIDST BUT TELLS YOU AS IT IS: NO LIE, THE MAN IS A VIRGIN): SHAPE SHIT UP MILEY

TOTAL GLIA (THATS U ALL ALONG, FUCKING LIAR): THE VIEWER DOES NOT BELIEVE YOUR JOURNEY WITH A HEMSWORTH (THOR) LIKE YOU COULD HAVE MADE IT PRETTY FUCKING BELIEVABLE THERE

OLIGODENDROCYTES (THIS U (THE SPECIAL VIEWER) ALWAYS IN HER FUCKING MIND): U DID DRUGS, GOOD FOR YOU NOW LOOK AT EVERYBODY JAYWALKING CUZ OF A SLEEPING BEAUTY (TV SHOW SPLIT SAYS U LIEEEEE)

ASTROCYTES (HER LINE ON DOCTOR WHO ENDS WITH THIS CITATION QUOTE IMAGING YOUR CAREER ALL ALONG (HER DREAM NOW)

MICROGLIA (RICH SWEET IS THE CHERRY ROSE HEAD BEING A TRAITOR IN REAL LIFE TO SAVE ASS YOU FUCKED UP AT LAST TO NEVER: YOU RADIO LIED TO EVERYBODY ABOUT TRACY BEING A GOOD GUY MERICAN TO BAD GUY BRITISH GONE GOOD, THIS IS U NOW): SAVE IT FOR THE PAPERS, SHE'S YOUR COUSIN NOW (LINNA XIX IS RELATIVE TO HOLLYWOOD FAMILY NOW CUZ HER AUTISM COST HER UP HER OWN HOME CUZ OF A DUMMY LOVATIC PANDEMIC SITUATION IN ITALY NOW (WHERE THE SHOW TAKES PLACE IS IOTA MURICAN ALL TIME BEST FRIEND (YOU COULD HAVE MARRIED FOR HEALTH SUPPORT) BACKSTABBED YOU FOR 'SOCIAL SENSING SITUATION TO 'WHERE IS MY NOHSE' BLACKMAILING A JAPANESE LINGUOAMERICAN DUOLOGY OF A JAPANESE FRONTIER BEING RESCUED FOR PANDA POLICIES (IN MY HEAD NOW, YEAH THIS IS THE ULTIMATE FAMOUS, JACKSONRODSTEWART PRSEZZTING)

GRANULE CELLS: (IM THE REASON... NOW) YOU DO REALISE... YOU HAVE LONG TERM EFFECTS FOR WHAT YOU DO THAT MAKES UP A HUMAN BODY RESTORING SOCIAL HELLFIRE THAT MAKES UP A BODY OF ONE MAN, NOW THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS IF NOW HONESTY COMES AT A CONCLUSION THAT YOU WERE AND ALWAYS WILL BE IF YOU HAD NOTICED IT THE FIRST TIME (SOCIAL HONESTY CATERS THE WORLD FOR ONE PERSON KNOWING YOU THAN EVERYBODY DEJECTING THE LATTER FOR A REASON): WHERE ARE YOU SMILEY STEWART???? *LOOKS FOR YOU COMICALLY*

NEWBORNS: 0-50 (SMWC): ASSHOLE RIGHT NOW IF YOU REMEMBER THIS

NEWBORNS: 0-59 (SH): YOU'RE DEAD BY THEN (NIGHTMARES IN YOUR WEALTH)

NEWBORNS: 17-95 (SH8): YOU CAN ALREADY HEAR US

FEMALES: 120 - 18 (SMWC): YOU'RE A SELENATOR

FEMALES: 49 - 84 (SH): YOU HATE TIME (ACTUALLY THE GOOD GUY)

FEMALES: 17 - 45 (SH8): I DONT CARE ABOUT YOU (LOVATICS WHO KNOWN LINNA IN HER LIFETIME)

MALES: 128 - 225 (SMWC): GLEE CAST FUGITIVES (ELSEWHERE)

MALES: 200 - MAX (SH): YOU KNEW LEE PACE

MALES: 20 (SH8): FANSONS

CEREBELLUM: 90 (SMWC): NOW, JACKSON FORGIVES YOU

CEREBELLUM: 200 (SH): HEY LINNA : )

CEREBELLUM: 5-INFINITY (SH8): OHMYGOSHITSDAVIDTENNANTONTV, I KNOW HIM (MIMICS HIS DOCTOR IN REAL TIME)

P. 176

AMPLITUDE (I HATE YOU BUT YOU'RE OKAY ANYWAY):

TOTAL NEURON: DIS BITCH (OBVIOUS BAD GUY ON TV FUCKED UP FOR WHAT)

SMWC: SAY IT TO MY FACE (NOT THE WRITER BUT YOU WHO NEVER HAD THE AUDACITY TO CAST YOURSELF IN THAT PLACE THE FIRST TIME)

SH: I TOLD YOU SO (WHY ISNT SHE MOVING: YOU CANNOT STRIP CASH HER TO A WEDDING THERE ANYWAY (YOUR DEAD COUSIN WHO NEEDS HELP)

SH8: I'M NOT IN THE MOOD (YOU WERE FAMOUS FOR THAT)

FREQUENCY (THE HELL WITH THIS *DOES IT THEMSELVES FOR THEIR JOY IN THE END*)

CEREBELLUM: WE... LOVED THAT (TV HELL NOW)

SMWC: YOU. DUMBASS (YOU LOVED ME TO DIE?????????)

SH: I KID YOU NOT (ACTUALLY THE BABY HERSELF GOT TO BE FAMOUS)

SH8: I SHIT YOU NOT I DID THIS (SHE COOKS YOUR FAVOURITE EVERYTHING BUT YOU KNEW HER AS 12 YEARS A SLAVE)

COMPLEXITY (SHIT, I DID IT AGAIN *AUNTY BRITNEY HATES YOU*)

SMWC: WELL..... WE'RE WAITING (THATS HER)

SH: SHE IS TOO GOOD (EVEN WILL SMITH HIMSELF FOUND A SHEIKH HE CAN RELATE TO IN REAL TIME; NOW THAT SAYS SOMETHING)

SH8: I GOT DAVID TENPINBALL MACHINE FOR FREE AND YOUR GRANNY HATES YOU (WHYYYYYY?. *BBC ENDING LOGO IS IN PREVIEW*)

THIS IS WHY YOU DONT WANT TO BE A LOVATIC, YOU'LL GET SHAT ON BY COST OF LIVING CRISIS IN YOUR CRISIS CUZ NOW THE TORY GOVERNMENT STOPPED WORKING FOR YOU TO CURE 'AIDS DAJJAL' NOW (TV SHOW SYNOPSIS)

I HEREBY SALUTE THE BRUNT RUNNER OF HER ALL AND THE MAJESTY DAJJAL DI MUCKHHH DI RUKSHAAA REPERTOIRE TO ALL PROBLEMATIC POSTS TO THE GUINIVERE SCANDAL OF 'THAT SLUT MOBSTER TRUCK FIRE' TO THE ONE AND ONLY MISS DELLY SCOTT HR OBE

I SALUTE MY EXPECTATIONS FROM A BLACK BOUNTY

[i-cant-sing]

Imagine yandere yuuta or toji with a darling who's like a powerful magical girl?

I know that you meant reader is someone like a mage, super powerful but I cant help imagining my 2 homeboys falling for a reader who does... voodoo magic. Like reader is so superstitious, does tarot card readings for a living, with the crystal and the whole nine yards okay?

Imagine reader casting protective spells on them whenever they leave the house, or putting some sort pf charm on them to ward off evil spirits and their heart are like just bursting with awe because they didn't think someone would be so caring towards them.

And like... our simp yanderes try so hard to explain it to her that all of this shit that she's doing is not real, and if anything, makes her seem a bit fruity, without really hurting her feelings and all.

But reader just tells them to shut up, and whats ironic is when reader calls their cursed techniques and powers bull, saying that there is no such thing as curses. So both Yuta and Toji better have a good reason for keeping those big, sharp weapons on them, and come up with a lie that explains what they do for a living, because reader doesnt believe them when they say they kill curses for a living.

You know what would be even funnier? If the yanderes come to visit reader one day, only to see them surrounded with curses. Turns out you too have cursed energy, and your cursed technique has something to do with your voodoo magic. Now homeboy Yuta immediately has a panic attack as he whips out his katana and kills the curses with one swipe. Same with Toji, only he is a bit more calm and collected as he pulls out the appropriate weapon and kills the curses, despite your protests not to because these are peaceful curses that mean no harm.

They dont listen to you then, and they definitely dont listen to you when you tell them you'd be going away for training to become a sorcerer. They'll knock you out swiftly, drag you to their home and keep you in a room, put some sort of magic lock on the door so that only they are able to open it. Both have them have lost so much, they wont risk losing you.

[dakotazoidstan]

roti restaurant au details

employees:

dakota’s dad made her get a job to “learn the value of money” so she gets a job at some burger/basically-fast-food restaurant. in my head its built like the bobs burgers restaurant but a bit bigger i guess. anyway shes a high school senior. she gets the job upon recommendation from sam, her “funny little friend” from class who just got the job and has a crush on her but is also cool being her friend.

well lightning overhears this (in class with them) and also applies at the restaurant. gets the job easily bc the restaurant is shit.

brick works there! hes saving up to move away for fashion school. anne-maria works there for the spare money, but also her aunts & cousins live with her & her family so she doesnt mind getting out of the house.

regulars:

so jo is best friends with lightning and when they leave practice at the same time she’ll walk to the restaurant with him and he gives her free food but he never drops it off himself he just walks by and they say mean shit to each other. this is how jo ends up with a huge crush on anne maria.

scott and dawn are like weird bffs but its also not weird bc dawn is kinda friends with everyone. like dakota “doesnt know why” but she “just loooves dawn” and gets rly excited when she comes into the restaurant.. how cute omg. dawn & brick are also homies. anyway scott on the other hand is a Public Enemy and will like pour creamer into his half empty dr pepper just to make sam come over and take it away and get him a refill. and after that for like a week dawn refused to sit with him and he just sat alone and had to learn how to act lmfaoo. dawn will also read everyones tarot cards if they want and sometimes customers even come up & ask for a reading.

- anne maria has a bad habit of, if her section is slow, just straight up sitting down and hanging out with a homie. like will pull out nail polish and start giving jo a manicure while on the clock

- brick obviously runs the place like its the military and tries to get her to stop but it doesnt work

- dakota makes tiktoks at work

- sam is socially awkward but actually isnt too bad at work bc he just pretends hes in a video game. like. sweep floors, wipe menus, wrap fork in napkin, take order, etc. boom bam bop

- he explains this to lightning one time and he expected to get made fun of but lightning actually was like “oh shit! yo! cool! whatever works!”

- scott has eaten everything on the menu

- staci comes in sometimes and anne maria fuckin hates her but jo “for some reason” doesnt really mind her all that much and anne maria puts up with her even tho her eye keeps twitching….

- idk who i saw this random little headcanon from but like. kelly and taylor from tdrr being dakotas mom & sister is like “okay yeah” to me in my head. and i feel like taylor would come in and torment dakota for real

- theres a one of those touchscreen jukebox things that they tell customers is broken so that way they can always control the music

- the only thing brick isnt super strict on is the uniforms because he personally thinks the shirts are atrocious so literally by the time he realizes the owner is never around hes like. “alright guys FINE wear whatever as long as its predominantly (restaurant colors)” yknow

- idk the restaurant is in a college town so gen 1 (college students) come in & out sometimes and its like. idk imagine duncan & dakota interacting. gwen getting a tarot reading from dawn. tyler & lightning? justin finds out brick wants to go to fashion school and even though brick thinks hes a bit of an airhead justin always leaves really big tips for him :,,,)

[djuvlipen]

sorry im going to be insufferable BUT this tumblr user is a race faker + a racist as well as a homophobe and i want to vent about it real quick

Her username is kamlo (which means "nice" in romani language), she discovered that her grandmother was a gypsy a few years back and even though 1) she is literally 75% white, 2) she admitted to having never seen her grandma, 3) she has no contact with her romani family, she still claims to being "mixed" and "romani". She even made several posts about it in the past (all deleted) trying to talk about gypsy issues but all her takes were bad and furthering racist stereotypes. She once said tarot was gypsy culture (not true) and that doing tarot was cultural appropriation (in which case she would be guilty of it then😭)

The only times she consistently brings up "being romani" (once again, she discovered that she was 1/4 gypsy, she doesnt even know from which clan she is from, and she doesnt speak the language, so... she is definitely NOT (she admitted to all of this but deteleted the post. i send her anons asking things in romanes but she never replied lol)) is when she advertises her tarot readings. Which is a very racist thing to do because this is already a harmful stereotype

(She also brings up being of gypsy descent when she shares her gofundme which is also very annoying because. why are you using my race to get pity)

You'll also notice that she used to go by "Rukeli", which is extremely distateful and disrespectful. "Rukeli" is a sinti nickname, so first of all she shouldnt be using it because 1) she doesnt even know if she is sinti, 2) she doesnt know shit about gypsy surname traditions. The other and main reason why it is deeply offensive is because "Rukeli" is not at all a common nickname, in fact the ONLY (I insist, it's the only) reason why people know about this nickname is because it was worn by German Sinti boxer Johann Trollman, who was murdered by the Nazis in concentration camps at 36 yo (you can read the details about it to measure how distateful it is for a gadji to use that name). For a white girl to pick it as her trans name is even more offensive when you know how taboo death is in romani culture and how painful the holocaust was for us

I really can't even express how insulting this all is, to choose the name of a man you have so little connection to, who was murdered for being romani, as your trans name

She has also claimed being asian on the part of being 1/4th romani, which absolutely NONE of us do because we are gypsies, not asian, our race is gypsy

She is also a het-partnered bi woman and a massive homophobe (she has made very homophobic remarks in the past, claiming she was a "f*ggot dyke", nonsense like that and more) and when I called her out on it (that was months ago, she has since deleted the post i think), she just insulted me lol

Anyway I hate white TRAs so, so much

[ma-lark-ey]

*opens book* “Whelk missed—“ ah shit. here we go again. oh maybe i get answers.

“he should’ve just abducted Gansey, now that he thought about it.” WHY ARE YOU SO NONCHALLANT ABOUT THAT? BE FUCKING CHALLANT WENT DISCUSSING FELONIES HELLO???

“The Parrish kid would have been a better bet. No one would miss a kid born in a trailer.” I am going to cool you like a stir-fry and server you to my dog. Get that boy’s name out of your mouth.

OH HI NEEVE 💖💞

trusting the process trusting the process trusting the process

GANSEY !!! the king returns (he was gone six pages) (it felt like decades)

something so tender about Adam “let me do it myself” Parrish finally admitting that he cannot, in fact, do it himself and being vulnerable enough to not fight Gansey on being his support. Only because Ronan protected him, too. These three are literally inseparable I’m unwell. they’re literally besties your honour. nevermind i was too hopeful about teenage boys having emotional literacy. blue come get your man (doesnt know which man i even mean)

NO GANSEY NO GANSEY THEY LOVE YOU SO MUCH GANSEY GANSEY NO GOD I WISH TEEN BOYS HAD C O M P E T E N C E FUCK

“all of your things in one place, under your roof. everything you own where you can see…” Maggie Stiefvater you already killed me did you also have to desecrate my corpse??

it’s awful because both of their perspectives make perfect sense to me & there is no solution to appease them both. Gansey cannot offer Adam refuge without Adam feeling pitied & manipulated, Adam cannot find refuge without accepting Gansey’s help. The problem is Adam only knows to bite the hand that feeds, not how to be feed & cared for. It’s a threat to him because it’s ALWAYS been a threat to him.

NOT GANSEY REFERNCING THE LIFE EXCHANGE. STOP.

“my words are weapons of destruction and i can’t disarm them.” is so the thesis statement of this whole thing. Gansey tries so hard to ground himself & understand how real life works for average people, and he fails just as spectacularly at it. & like, Adam knows & sees that, but right now he’s not in the headspace to process that.

went back to check the tarot reading bc blue referenced it & i couldnt remember what maura said and. AND. “Your father?” “Brother, I think.” “I don’t have a brother, ma’am.” BUT HE GLANCES AT GANSEY??? literally take me out like a horse with a broken leg rn.

if anything happens to neeve i wouldn’t care in general but if BARRINGTON does something to neeve I’m causing a riot.

he put his head in her lap… she reached out a hand to him… I’m not doin well.

NO. NO. NO.

OB THATS ADAM DREAM. THATS NICE SWEETIE. he wants to go home. im gonna scream. something sometthing longing for the concept of somewhere that feel like home and not the actual building.

hey adam i know your two teenage boys allergic to emotional vulnerability but can we mayhaps have a productive conversation with gansey. Consider. communication.

hey adam? what the fuck are you doing?

frankly hilarious how quick all three of these boys just accepted having a ghost around.

ADAM PARRISH YOU ARE NOT THIS STUPID. WELL I GUESS YOU ARE.

ew not artemus. disgusting.

so wait does the forest bend to wishes???

ADAM IF YOU GET HURT I SWEAR TO GOD ADAM

“I sacrifice myself” THE SCREAM I JUST MADE.

every option for why Noah needed to make sure Blue told his mom he was sorry is awful in every way and Im not sure i want to know.

Ronan Lynch the fuck do you MEAN “you took chainsaw out of your dreams”.

Ronan go sit in time out. I need to think about Noah Czerny and sob on the ground for approximately a week.

Lark Liveblogs Literature: The Raven Boys

okay so originally i was tweeting about my escapades but then i remembered i straight up have a tumblr post series of just. doing this. so hi!

first impressions; crazy that i didn’t know there was a woman in this series considering she’s the main character. I cant decide of that’s the fandoms fault or if I built this feed brick by brick. Probably a mix of both.

also. keep misreading gansey as gamsey. thanks, andrew hussie (with contempt)

i’ll be reblogging with more thoughts as i have them for more fun.

[bridgyrose]

Ladybug study date in Blake’s room. A lot of cuddling and blushing happens

Blake smiled and slowly leaned in closer to Ruby, ever so slowly inching her hand closer to Ruby’s. She could smell the perfume that Ruby wore, a blush started to cross her cheeks. “S-so all you have to do here is carry the 2 and you’ll get your answer.”

Ruby finished writing down her answer and turned to smile at her. “Thanks for that.” Her cheeks went red as she realized how close she was to Blake and quickly turned away to start looking through her books. “I-its always nice that you can help me with all of this. This never was my best subject.”

Blake nodded and gently placed her hand on Ruby’s. She took a breath and slowly leaned closer to Ruby. “You know, if you like this, I think I know something else we could do too.”

“What do you mean?”

“W-well, I mean… we could…” Blake paused as she started to lose her words. Even in the back of her mind, the thought that Ruby wouldn't accept her. “I-if you like being close… we could… get closer…”

“Like cuddling?”

“Well.. that… but… I was thinking something… different.”

Ruby looked at Blake curiously. “Different from cuddling?” Her face went as red as her cloak as she thought a little harder. “I-I dont think I’m ready for sex…”

“No, not sex.” Blake let out her breath and stood up to head to her closet. She dug around and pulled out a small, jeweled box and brought it over to the bed. “You know I’m into occult stuff, right?”

“Like tarot and stuff like that, right?”

Blake nodded. “Yes, but also a bit more.” She opened the box and pulled out a leather-bound book and started flipping through pages. “I… was thinking we could try something out. If that’s okay.”

Ruby nodded and faced Blake. “Sure, what were you wanting to try?”

“I want to try a soul bonding spell. Valentines is coming up and I-” Blake held her tongue, her blush spreading to her ears. “-and I was thinking that maybe… for giggles we could try it out just to see if it works. Worst case it doesnt and then we could go on a date.”

“And if it does work?”

“And if it does work… then we’ll be bonded together and be able to understand each other more.”

“A-alright. As long as its not going to hurt.”

“Like I said, its just for giggles.” Blake started setting up the space to use, bringing over a board to set a cloth down and light some candles. She filled a small bowl with water and cut a piece of her hair and placed it in the water. “Something like this probably wont work. I mean, most occult stuff like demons and spirits are real, but magic? This is all for show.”

Ruby nodded and took the scissors and cut a little of her hair to put in the bowl. “Anything else?”

“Just about finished.” Blake took a drop of oil and placed it in the water. She lit it and let the oil and hair burn. “As we inhale the smoke, our souls will become as one. As the hair burns, may our pain be shared. And as the water blackens, may our love never wash away.”

The smoke started to turn pink and swirled around the two girls. The lights in the room started to flicker as the candles burned brightly and illuminated the smoke around them. The aura of the two girls started to glow, wisps of light starting to circle around them.

Ruby tried to pull back, the smoke keeping her in place. “I thought this wasnt supposed to work!”

“I-its not…” Blake quickly grabbed the book and started reading through the page. “I… I bought this thing at a thrift store. I-it was just supposed to be for- Ouch!” She dropped the book as the pages started to burn her hands, the words on the pages started to glow. “This wasnt supposed to happen…”

A voice started to sound in their minds as black tendrils encased the smoke shell keeping them in. “The contract has been made. May your souls be bound.” The candles went out and the smoke cleared away as quickly as it came.

Blake slowly sat up and blinked a couple times as she looked around the room. Once she saw Ruby laying down on the bed, she nudged her. “R-Ruby? Are you okay?”

Ruby shakily sat up, her face and skin more pale than usual. “I… I think I’m fine…”

Blake sighed and gently pushed her down. “You should stay down and rest.” She picked up the book once again and started flipping through the pages. “I’m going to figure out just what we got ourselves into.”

[eternityservedcold]

akira paleeease talk more about tomoyo just share a bunch of stuff about tomoyo I want to learn about her so bad. shes just so ermmm pardon my french. hot as hell

AKSDJHASKJDHK of course my friend. here are some Assorted Tomoyo Facts (aside from the things able to be gleaned from her reference blurb)

all of the amalgam assembly characters have an associated tarot card (because im insane). hers is the magician, which can mean a lot of things but in her case mostly represents:

skill and success (her work is complex but she is very good at it)

the physical and spiritual (her work can be seen as a form of magic and/or transmutation)

concentration and willpower (yeah)

creation and manifestation (she is literally frankenstein 2, having created a living being from nothing)

speaking of, i dont talk about connie much but its tomoyos daughter, a living being made from candy. she honestly started the project as a joke but once it worked she was like "WHAT THE HELL. i need to study this thing." and made it go fight monsters lol (it went willingly!! it was NOT forced)

the creation of connie is actually, OBJECTIVELY, the inciting incident for everything. so you could say tomoyo is the foundation on which amalgam assembly lies!

tomoyos usual work is commissioned body modifications, clones, bioengineered animals/people, and prosthetics. some of what she considers her best work (aside from connie) are: an idol/actress harpy girl (commissioned by a media company), a living ball jointed doll (commissioned by a toy company), and a mermaid girl with a functional tail (commissioned by the mermaid girl herself)

amalgam assembly will be a fighting game, but tomoyo herself will not fight because 1. she doesnt care enough and 2. she is pretty physically weak. anyone who wants to fight her will have to take it up with leo. that being said, with the amount of FREAKS there are in amalgam assembly (demons, angels, vampires, dragons, etc), im sure shed love to thoroughly examine (dissect) all of them. maybe she can be a dlc character with a similar shtick to valentine from skullgirls?

leo has a big gay crush on tomoyo (big shocker) and in the final product its going to be extremely ambiguous whether tomoyo is leading them on, ambivalent to it, or genuinely clueless. the real answer lies somewhere in the middle? tomoyo is married to science and thus cannot be wooed, but she also doesnt see leo as an attainable partner for herself (for many reasons), BUT she ALSO sees the value in keeping them around to do stuff around the lab

ok ok ive been going on for too long. here are some rapid fire facts:

her blood type is actually O, even though the commonly accepted blood type personality theory says she should be B or AB. she thinks this is very funny

her favorite flavor category is savory (avoiding giving her a favorite food so as to not curse her)

though she provides plastic surgery, etc to others, shes actually staunchly against doing it on herself

i like to imagine she had a deviantart sparkledog phase (or whatever the 2030s/40s equivalent would be) but idk if i would say thats concretely canon

she made her goggles herself and they are prescription (shes very nearsighted)

she often falls asleep at her desk, no matter how much caffeine she consumes

she likes to make pottery as a hobby whenever she actually has free time

she owns a three-headed cat named catberus (the heads are also individually named. havent decided what theyre called though...)

(NOT real lore dont take this seriously lol)