#but she doesn't

[qqueenofhades]

thank you for reminding me about jill stein (and that recount) because after i rolled my eyes i started laughing SO HARD and i really needed that

Oh, Jill Stein. The perennial literal-Russian-asset, corporate-shill, runs-as-Green-Party-catnip-for-stupid-leftists-while-making-gigabucks-from-dirty-investments, most-useless-candidate-in-history. Kinda hoped she was dead. Certainly hoping that this time, people are wise to her transparent bullshit. So, you're welcome?

[arborvitas]

julia: *chain smoking on the couch, obviously spiraling*  eliot: oh baby no 

[lingeringscars]

something that I really care about is that mari is helpful! people want to say she's just there to talk shit, but it's not true! she does what jackie tried to do to up moral by running the dance scene, but she also just does what she can. she cooks. that could easily be seen as "her role" and she could be like nah i'm not doing that to anything else, but that's also not true! she used to get the water and she was the cook before winter hit, too. she was the person who raised her hand to try and knock down coach Martinez because that was what needed to be done. you often see her in the background picking up something. she grabbed branches, she put away pails, she does work!

[rangikuxmatsumoto]

Who's one person you'd spend the holidays with Ran? Other than the Kurosakis or Hitsugaya.

Unprompted Ask | Always Accepting

"Just one?" There was a small shrug of her shoulders, shifting slightly in place as she thought. "Hard to say...I like to try and see everyone around the holidays. After all, I need to give them their gifts and everyone is usually in high spirits this time of year..."

[marsfilms]

Goddamnit what the fuck am I suppose to do with all this love I have for her.

[desperatepleasures]

one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.

[sabertoothwalrus]

modern au laios

[wildbasil]

things haven't been great but i think they will be. eventually 🌻🌼🩷

[fairycosmos]

parents are so crazy because they can say the most fucked up shit to you when your brain is forming and it sets the tone for your whole adult mind set and then they forget about it the next day

[pangur-and-grim]

it's so nice to see Pangur getting over her fear and returning to normal. after months of nothing bad happening, she's finally had the brilliant thought of "huh.....perhaps nothing bad will happen???"

yes, pangur, you are living a life of decadence like none other. nothing bad will happen to you.

[chappellrroan]

we as a society moved on from this photoshoot too quick

[sadiesawyer]

Somehow, with no signs of forced entry, there are bags upon bags of chocolate chips sitting on Sadie’s kitchen counter. No note, no card, just a mound of chocolate chips.

Sadie the birthday girl finds a suspicious package

Sadie wanted to get excited when she saw the chocolate chips. But she couldn't, for a couple of reasons. Number one, as much as she liked chocolate, this would take her 3 months to eat. Number two, she had no idea where they all came from. They could be poisoned. Drugged. Eat a few of them, and Sadie might wake up in some serial killer's dungeon.

Working for the FBI had its perks, and knowing someone who could test the chocolate chips was one of them. Sadie was going to pull out her phone and make a call. But only after she checked to make sure someone wasn't waiting around the corner for her.

[makenna-made-this]

Okkkkkk so where is Chicken Miku?

Anon the way i dropped everything when i saw this

HATSUNE BEAK-U

(based on the Onagadori chicken breed)

[sparklingcurepeace]

I don't know if this is what you call a hot take or not, but I did enjoy the Bee Movie. Genuinely. It was dumb enough to laugh at. Also, Barry loved Vanessa, but Vanessa DID NOT love him back, ok? Ok. Thank you.

[protoctist]

i know ryoko kui is a real one because she wrote 97+ chapters of a manga about fantasy ecosystems and food chains and not once did she write the phrase "survival of the fittest" (it's a bad phrase) (it's a social darwinist phrase even) (hated amongst biologists) (doesn't make sense) (darwin didn't use it) (coined by an business major) (one of the worst phrases in pop science) (no good)

[beebfreeb]

(it's like kisses to them)

Drawing of my regular laptop who is so normal!