#but seriously it is a roller coaster

[kill-me-with-a-spoon]

With Lostbelt 7 out on FGO NA and me falling back into my greek mythology obsession I wanted to rant share a potentially unique perspective

Being a fan of Fate series and Greek Mythology at the same time is a wild experience.

Like the series started pretty accurately with Fate/Stay Night. Heracles was the Berserker, the "insane" character, who develops a weirdly wholesome father-daughter relationship with a girl because of the pain they feel at the loss of their families. Meanwhile Medea was still an absolute psychopath but also just wanted to have a good wholesome relationship, one she thought she had with Jason. Medusa is there too but she has so little in common with her mythological counterpart but you are willing to overlook it cause she fits into the story well (and is very hot).

Then they will make a whole alternate universe story(Fate/Apocrypha) with an Achilles thats a total arrogant, charismatic but likeable jerk that loves to fight which is generally pretty in character besides being less of a psycho and he will have a great relationship with Chiron who is his enemy and views Atalanta (who has lion ears and tail which call back to her myth. But she also wears a little dress so it's a mixed bag) as a big sister figure because of the stories Peleus told him which is the best Achilles related HC I have ever heard. Over all you will say "well that wasn’t bad"

Then you will roll your eyes because they made Artemis a big tiddy waifu who came down Earth to make sure her boyfriend Orion, who is a teddy bear for reasons, didn’t perv on another woman in the gacha game(Fate/Grand Order).

But the gacha game isn’t done because they will reveal that greek gods were actually interdimensional spaceships that became more normal gods when their spaceship bodies got destroyed.

Then you will have a very emotional scene where Orion, that's no longer a teddy bear for reasons, shoots down Artemis, who is an orbital space laser. All the while, in the same story, Jason will become one of the best characters while still being the absolute worst.

And at that point you won’t even know what to feel because how are you supposed to react when they say this is Zeus' true form

HE IS JUST A BIG SPACESHIP FACE!

Oh and did I mention Trojan Horse is a transforming mech piloted by Odysseus who is a pretty anime boy and wears Aegis, which is an ironman armor with a boob window in Fate?

HOW ARE YOU EVEN SUPPOSED TO REACT TO THAT?!

This isn’t PJO where the story pretends to be a very accurate adaptation of greek mythology. Even in the beginning they were okay with completely ignoring the myths but as time went on they went so out there and got so ridiculous that I kind of respect them at this point.

[unfortunatelyevent]

going through last chapter of the season like:

[clinicallydumb]

oh smiler alton towers how i yearn for you (has never been to the UK)

[madelynpryor]

thinking about how fit will feel when it finally sets in. when he finally fully processes that tubbo is dead and died screaming for him

[ambitions-of-an-eccedentesiast]

question is... are you going to?

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[shaneyunfiltered]

I wanna go back... I wanna be a little kid in the 90's. Everything was so unique and artful and beautiful and colorful and joyful back then. I didn't have to worry about a single fathomable existential dread, like financial issues or sociopolitical struggle or even grappling with my own psyche... I could just play my N64 and watch Rugrats and drink Sunny D and eat dino nuggies and pizza bagels and have mommy change my Huggies Supremes whenever I'd poop in them and play with my dinosaur toys and Transformers and Buzz Lightyear and immerse myself in the utopian scholastic aesthetic and and and... you get the picture

I really can't handle being an adult for much longer. I never asked for any of this, none of us did. I just wanna be happy... Why is that so much to ask?

[chaoticnethzz]

Wew! After months of wrestling with my ideas and perfectionism, I've done... I've finally present you viewers (or who stumbled upon my domain).

Puppy Hot Rod!

He's gonna be in my Snow Dog AU.

Gonna have to draw the others now🥲 but please enjoy this fluff ball for now.

[gay-and-obsessed]

Watching the "The Wrath Of The Lamb" (S3 E13) be like

[teartime-with-rhys]

If you’re putting characters in an environment wildly different than what we’re used to you’d better be putting your back into it.

Like your telling me Bucky Barnes went to the water park? No he didn’t. Your lying. Sherlock is at the rainforest cafe? Fine, convince me. Hannibal and Will go to Disneyland? Fucking prove it. Write bitch.

[themoonunderstoodmydadjokes]

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[james-p-sullivan]

im very grateful for my mutuals and followers alike and all the people ive met on here, i wish you all love and prosperity in 2024

and a kitten, you deserve it champ

[owlsong74]

my local theme park, lagoon, opened a 3d-shooter/roller coaster hybrid last weekend. It's in a big fake mountain, disney-style.

They've used the logo and its aesthetic to market this thing, and the logo is what's on all the merchandise, which all looks very epic. It did a very good job of hiding from me, a furry, that the good guys on this ride are cartoon furries (they fight cartoon skeleton soldiers).

Possibly the best thing about this ride isn't even on the ride but in the queue: an animatronic cat lady!

she is expositing a backstory, but the line for the passholder preview I was at went right past her, so I caught none of it

[godihatethiswebsite]

I know I've been quiet but I promise I'm still functioning!

Slowly chipping away at the next chapters in between LIFE @.@ hoo boy...

[oceanwithinsblog]

so here i am again ... just caught up with the last two episodes of season 7b ... and i feel like banging my head on a wall :)) what's new :))

[rajamitsu]

I admit. I didn’t have two Vekoma family boomerangs on my 2024 park announcement bingo card.

[phantomdoofer]

Just realized I didn't take my Lexapro this morning.

Explains why I've felt like this all day