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#adventure time#finn the human#if you are reading this#please be aware this is a joke#this was a random thing tound on Facebook#and no finn really didn't say that#so go ahead and reblog it#just don't take it seriously#some of the people who reblogged this overreacted#so I feel compelled to add these tags to call them out on it#like seriously#chill out dudes#maybe eat a taco or two#tacos are life#so are burritos#ok this is running its course#david zaslav can suck it#i just felt like adding that because he is a douche
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Honestly I’ve never come across a character people want pregnant more than batman which is kinda funny to me, especially in the context of superbat, like you’d think they’d take advantage to the cop out of alien biology to make Clark the one to be the carrier but nope, this 6ft 3 brick shithouse of a fully human man is too mother coded, he grew a working uterus out of spite
#I’ve always been confused my mpreg like… just say that he’s trans or smth?#like you can be a dude and get knocked up and that’s chill but the concept of cis mpreg has always confused me#you shouldn’t be afraid to give a man a pussy#seriously though the top like five pages of superbat fic is all mpreg and I was a little surprised#he’s just so mother coded that he has to have a womb ig good for him
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So, back around 2022-2023, I had to explain to a BUNCH of friends what exactly is/was the Undertale/UTMV fandom. It was hard to explain AUs of AUs… of multiverses… to people which weren’t there to personally experience the transition?
A lot of these stories and ideas just stems from people getting inspired off of other people, and kind of building up from there. However, if you weren’t really there for the natural progression of that… the fandom will kind of seem like… a lot (even though it kind of is ^^ the rabbit hole runs deep…).
So, I tried my hand at semi-making a “comprehensive” guide to how I see the layers of the fandom ^^” (in a silly, not-so-serious way).
The deeper you go into this fandom, the harder it sometimes gets to even leave 💀
Anyways, tag yourself, I’m stuck in Hell 7 🕺
(note: please don’t take this entirely too seriously! I just used this as a way to make the entirety of the fandom slightly more digestible, instead of me yapping for hours in a pseudo lecture about the history of the fandom).
#darkzyx#undertale au#undertale au fandom#undertale multiverse#utmv fandom#utmv#undertale aus#god there is just so many different aus and multiverses that were made#honestly if you sat me down to try and explain the entirety of the Undertale fandom#it’d be difficult#each layer kind of operates semi separately from each other in a way#but at the same time relies on each other too#don’t get me started on how the fandom technically has 3 fandoms in it#the three types being the side which makes aus fight/the ones that make em kiss/ the ones that make em chill#I think everyone knows where I went#anyways please don’t take any of this too seriously#this is just my fun way of breaking down the fandom to make it slightly more digestible
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Fun fact Spider punk killed the president by bashing his head in with his guitar in his universe.
#he was a bad guy it’s chill#seriously read his comics or watch a video summary spider punk is really interesting#into the spider verse#spider punk#hobie brown#across the spiderverse#spider man across the spider verse
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Zoo-ika is here!
It's a little suika-like I made with my friend, @mayakern! You can play it now on itch.io! Play it in your browser (mobile supported!!) or download it for windows.
Have fun, y'all~
#suika game#indiedev#maya kern#cute#chill game#gamedev#itch.io#gif#video games#zoo-ika#indie game#lol did you guys know I make games?#me neither#but seriously i should probably post more often over here huh
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Hello!I just stumbled upon your recent post about opening up commissions again. And it makes me happy you do Arcane!😅. Anyway I was maybe hoping for my request/suggestion.
Vi x female reader(She/her). It's just romantic of course!idk of you're comfortable with a single mother fem y/n?like reader already has the child it's ok to not do this!!
I just more so want some Vi x female reader where Vi gets out of Still water and going to find her onve teen girlfriend again baisvally a chess reunion between them
It's been a while since I've written a request, and anything for Arcane in that matter so I hope this isn't too ooc-
Anyways I love Vi <33333
"I trust her."
Vi x f!reader [could be easily read as gn!reader though too, no phsyical specifics about reader were described]
Summary ; In which Vi discovers you're looking after a kid.
Requested? ; Yes.
Warnings ; None, outside of a small description of an injury and some mentions of enforcers being awful.
Word count ; 1.3 k words.
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"You... have a kid?"
The small hellion behind you hid by your legs. He barely reached past your knees. A bit small for a five year old, but given the circumstances of Zaun... it was the norm.
You turned towards the kid, and placed a comforting hand on the top of his head. He visibly relaxed at the gesture, and tentatively peaked out to look at the strong woman in front of you both.
"Not my kid by blood, Vi", you told her with a forced chuckle. "You know me, I don't think I'd get with any of the guys down here in Zaun. Even here in the Firelights."
Vi took her gaze off of the kid, and settled her eyes on you.
"Well...", she started, her tone a bit tense. "It has been, what, seven years? Things change."
Except you, she hoped. Kind hearted, beautiful you. A light in the dark of Zaun and Piltover alike. At least, that's how she described you as when it was just her and Vander, talking about everything and nothing during one of the calmer nights before shit hit the fan.
"Not always", you replied. You kept your voice calm, and careful. A habit you've made for yourself whenever the Firelights let in someone new. It kept the children the group took care of calm, and kept the adults from lashing out. You did that because you had no idea what the newcomers had been through. Be it their addiction to Shimmer, loss of a loved one, or the brutality of an enforcer.
You had to make sure there was a level of trust. And stars know how you needed to keep that up with Vi, with everything she's been through at Stillwater. Keep a level head. Don't let all your old emotions and memories resurface to the cracks you painstakingly had to fill.
Especially with the little guy near your legs, who had begun to stare tiny daggers at Vi.
"This little guy--", you began, voice straining with a bit of effort while you hauled him up to your hip. "--is still new here. Kind of. Won't leave my side, not that I mind. Scar said it was like I was... reverse adopted or something like that."
You smiled wryly at the thought. "I figured why not take him under my wing? Help him acclimate and get used to it here. I had extra space in my room too, so it all worked out."
A small smile pulled at the corners of Vi's mouth. You were still just as kindhearted as when you both were teenagers. Still lovely.
Good, she thinks. That's good.
"So... not your kid then, bird?"
The nickname fell so seamlessly off her tongue. A nickname she gave you because during your little exploits up to Piltover, whenever it was just you and her, you practically flew around the buildings. You had told her it was because you had a good teacher to help you. If Vi remembered correctly, that was around the time of her first kiss with you.
She said you were amazing, you said you had a good teacher and gave her the softest eyes she could ever imagine and then...
Well, your glance away from her said it all. You remembered it too.
She missed you so much.
Clearing your throat, you continued. "No, no, he's still my kid. Best kid all around - and I will be biased, 'cause he's a great helper, isn't that right, Clay?"
Clay, the boy in your arms, nodded. He still glowered at the woman in front of you.
"Doesn't seem like he likes me all that much", Vi said. She shoved her hands back into the pockets of her jacket, and took a small step forward. Clay leaned back into you defensively, and a small arm wrapped around the front of your shoulders. Vi raised a brow at that. A curious one, rather than the usual judgemental one.
You adjusted your hold on the five year old, one hand raised to his back to keep him stable on your hip. Your other hand moved to his arm, and gently pried his hand off of your shoulder. You let him keep a hold on your hand to mess with it, an action you were used to doing by then. Over time you had found out the kid was tactile, and hated being left alone for too long.
"He doesn't trust people he doesn't know too well. Gets quiet, too. Plus you were hauled in here with a bag over your head and got tied up before Ekko found out it was you, and not some other piltie, so...", you shrugged. Vi huffed out a wry laugh.
"Figures. I wouldn't trust me either, kid", she said to Clay. Clay blinked at her, the sharpness in his eyes reducing the slightest bit.
"Vi, here, isn't like those pilties though", you said to him. "She's not like those enforcers from what happened, kiddo. Can't say much for that friend of hers, but Vi's trustworthy. You alright if I show you?"
You held out the hand he was playing with, and opened it with your palm facing up, as if you were offering your hand over to Vi. Clay glanced in between you both, and regarded Vi with a careful scrutiny. When he saw the care in your eyes, and the calmness in both of you, he quietly spoke.
" 'Think so."
"You sure?", you asked. Vi swears your voice got ten times more gentle, ten times more sweet. Although, that could be the nostalgia talking. Nonetheless, it was still there. "I don't wanna do something you're uncomfortable with, bud."
" 'M sure."
"Alright." You nodded at him, and your eyes went back to Vi. Your hand still remained outstretched towards her, a quiet beckon for her to take it into her own. Just like you've done dozens of times before this, when you were just teenagers. Just kids.
Your eyes traced over her. Took in every new scar, every new tattoo and muscle. Her hands were infinitely roughed up, even with the bandages over them. However, it was still her. Still Vi.
Your Vi.
Changes or no changes, she was still the person you grew to love years ago. And hopefully, she still understood that silent plea in your eyes to hold her hand.
Vi's eyes, the softest of powder blue, went gentle. The bags under them still sagged, but the weight of them lightened. Almost tentatively, she raised her hand to yours.
The briefest of touches, her fingertips to yours, sparked with static. Vi flinched her hand away at first, and shared a laugh with you at how sudden it was. But after that, her hand slipped right onto yours.
You squeezed her wrist, and she did the same. You turned her hand over, so that her own hand was laid out, palm up, and raised it just a bit so that Clay could see it better.
"See? She's not so bad", you mumbled. "Rough around the edges, sure, but everyone is. Vi won't hurt you, and she won't hurt me."
Clay stared at Vi's hand, and listened carefully to your words. He reached down, and placed his small hand onto the bandages covering Vi's palm.
The sleeve on his jacket rose up, showing the bandages wrapped around his own wrist. An injury from a harsh scrape he got from running away from an enforcer. By the time you and a few firelights found him, it was already infected. Luckily, back there at the Firelight's tree, there were enough antibiotics there to help. And luckily, he was healing.
Vi and Clay looked up at each other. The tension pulling at Clay's shoulders dropped some, and Vi just gave him a small nod.
"See what I mean, Clay?" Your thumb brushed against her wrist, moving slowly in a crescent shape against her skin. A habit you used to have, years ago. "She won't hurt us."
You gazed back into her eyes. Longing and love and hurt swirled behind them. Tapered down, but still there.
"I trust her."
I missed you.
#arcane vi x reader#vi x reader#romantic!vi x reader#romantic x reader#romantic!reader#vi x fem reader#f!reader#x reader#arcane x reader#arcane x female reader#vi my beloved#<33333#one of my favorite characters fr#seriously#im love her sm honestly#also ik we dont see her interacting w / kids a lot outside of the first season but#i can definitely see her being pretty chill w / them#i mean she's literally an older sister#she cares about kids well being weather she knows them or not
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Never forget how when Italy first introduced Romano to Germany in the English dub, he did so by saying, "Since we've always been governed separately, he had to spend more time with our big brother Spain, so he's become kind of a dick!"
Italy, in canon, insulted his older brother to his face while introducing him to someone. And with a smile, I might add.
If that isn't sibling culture, I dunno what is.
#But no seriously this is one of the most hilarious italy scenes from early on why don't we talk about this more often???#Italy lowkey has zero chill when it comes to his family members I swear#hetalia#aph#hws#hetalia fandom#aph fandom#hetalia world stars#hetalia axis powers#hetalia world series#hetalia the beautiful world#hetalia the world twinkle#aph romano#hetalia romano#hws romano#aph italy#hws italy#hetalia italy#itabros#hetalia itabros#hws itabros#aph itabros#italy brothers#hetalia italy brothers#feliciano vargas#lovino vargas#hetavet rambles
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a funny from yesterdays stream, iykyk
couldn't decide which one i wanted to do so i did both lmao
i dont remember last time i had such a boost to draw something
versions without the background under the cut
also here's the reference or the thing people are using for the meme
why does he look like that? i can't help but giggle
#me an introvert and socially awkward person with anxiety: he's like me fr fr#but seriously i totally get him#i have the same problem#philza#philza minecraft#philza fanart#just a chill guy#art
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Me and who?
#south park#sp#fanart#art#digital art#digital illustration#stan marsh#kyle broflovski#style#sp style#style art#idk dude#I seriously don’t know how to tag#I just hope you guys enjoy my art fr#kyle and stan#Stan and Kyle#two bros#they chilling#chilling in a gay way#kyle x stan#stan x kyle#sp stanky
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please leave bernard alone.... he's just a silly guy.... all he wants is to sit on tim's lap and that is valid...
#bernard dowd#dc comics#timber#some timkon shippers im looking at you#only some tho most of you are chill#but seriously bernard did NOTHING#leave him alone
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Y'know what? I'm feeling salty AND spicy today. You wanna know my 30k/40k hot take? The biggest missed opportunity IMHO?
TRAITOR VULKAN, LOYALIST CURZE!
How incredibly THEMATIC would it be for the guy whose single defining trait is care for human life (and maybe even other forms of life) to be so disgusted by the Imperium and its actions that he turns his back on it? Only to be branded a villain and a monster? What if Vulkan actually did something with his convictions? How much depth would it add to the Salamanders as a chapter to have them continue to try and protect the people who rejected them? Even as it becomes increasingly painful and impossible? Hell, they already have the element of people being scared of them because they...look different (actually that legit makes me uncomfortable, seriously GW what the fuck? But a lot to unpack) Anyway, that's some actually grimdark shit.
And speaking of grimdark, yeah those guys playing Marco Pollo in the orphan-blood pit? Those are the Imperium's guys! Imperium loves their wacky antics. It's not like Curze didn't get away with all that when he was on team Big E (Vulkan sure objected tho). Isn't that so much more in keeping with the Lawful Evil Meat Grinder Regime the Imperium is supposed to represent? Curze being a traitor is boring. It doesn't say anything! Loyalist Curze reaffirms so much of what the themes of 40k should be.
#warhammer 40k#hot takes#vulkan#konrad curze#seriously how did nobody at gw think of this?#like vulkan being chill with the Imperium makes no damn sense#come on i thought you people loved tragedy?#what is more tragic than this???#salamanders probably would not have gone into the warp (like alpha legion)#but hey if they did...cool dragon mutations#i rest my case
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i enjoy sneaky short clips and pics of the show as much as anyone else but people saying they're gonna film and post the whole thing... look i understand wanting to share it with people who can't go but at a certain point you are just being disrespectful. not filming in a theatre is a very standard rule, it's not even dan and phil's own invention, like sorry you're not at a concert. everyone's been lucky so far that no clips have been copyright struck like ii and tatinof ones were but if people start posting long ass clips of it they Will start taking them down and then congratulations you've ruined the fun for everyone because you think you're above following basic instructions. not to mention if you do get caught it's disruptive and annoying for everyone around you. just. come on.
also, some venue security will be stricter than the one in antwerp for sure. people got away with a lot there but that's not to say everyone will. is it really worth risking getting thrown out
and again like i'm not trying to be the anti fun police i think some very short very sneaky clips here and there aren't a huge issue but there's a limit to what they're gonna let pass
#audio recording the whole thing is fine but please#they WILL start taking that shit down#during ii eeeeverything got taken down#it's been chill for tit so far but i don't think that's gonna continue if you're seriously planning on posting the wholeass thing#this is once again me speaking into the void as i see a couple of people say shit on twitter but i dont wanna argue on there#so i bitch about it on here instead. sorry#but like if anyone here was planning on filming a lot... please don't 😭
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I loooove the scene where they have a heart to heart on that bench but every time I can’t help from thinking about the fact that Aizawa does NOT know Nighteye’s prophecy and it sounds like Toshinori just said that out of nowhere
#he’s chill though he took it in stride#but it seriously sounded like he was gonna kill himself#my mha art#mha#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#bnha#all might#toshinori yagi#yagi toshinori#small might#aizawa shota#shota aizawa#shouta aizawa#aizawa shouta#eraserhead#erasermight#my MHA comics#suicide mention#I mean not really but it’s mentioned
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atp i genuinely doooon’t care if the old guard two is the worst thing put to film i just want to see the best character of all time (andromache the scythian) and her loser henchmen and everyone’s favorite girl nile freeman again
#its not even funny anymore WHERE IS ANDY AND NORIKO!!!!!!!!!!! it was supposed to be the year of dyke drama 😞😞😞😞😞😞#like given the way they structured the first movie the second would have to be almost wholly original and differ a lot from the comic#like andy cant go thru the shit noriko puts her thru so im guessing the script would switch her out with nile getting tossed in the ocean#but that doesnt really work with norikos comic characterization (trying to get andy to see her point by making her go thru what noriko did#isnt something quynh will gaf about if andy isnt one of the immortals. andys become thr ‘vermin’ noriko hates!!!)#and given the end of the movie everyones chill with copley so joe and nickys whole subplot cant exist anymore…. idk maybe theyll switch out#copley with moose?? idc as long as we get their stupid car conversation tbh makes me laugh#honestly given the changes that would have to be made they probably just made a stupid movie and don’t want to release it. but I DONT CAREEE#its not exactly like the first one was that good i still mute it in preparation for every cringe needle drop like its a lame movie but its#genuineeeeee fun like i seriously do not care netflix give me my movie!!!#the old guard
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Hi
I bring offerings
#phighting#phighting!#fanart#phighting fanart#phighting art#medhammer#medkit phighting#banhammer phighting#ive been dead here for a while errrm#im more active ontwitter#n0xxie go follow me#heh self plugin#ok seriously twt is just gonna be where im chilling at most of the time#gl tumblr
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still thinking about BVS Bruce Wayne who had range enough to go from “I like those shoes 😏” to instructing his subordinate to evacuate an entire building and being the one person calm enough to make that call amidst the chaos of Black Zero. like, the juxtaposition is startling.
#and Jack took him seriously#that’s the thing#he didn’t ask questions or hesitate#he tried to get them to evacuate#and it was too late#bruce wayne#batman#dc#bvs#batman v superman#god that first scene GETS me#poor Jack :/#batman v superman: dawn of justice#and then he runs into the dust anyway#literal chills when I saw that scene for the first time#batfleck
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