#but scout probably wouldve been alive for that

[tyrianluda]

Scout would LOVE mucisian drama even if he doesnt know the artist, eats that shit up and becomes a megafan of some dude in a day just because they dropped a good satire or diss track. Rip scout you wouldve loved Kendrick v Drake (and also hatsune miku)

RIP Scout you would've loved Kendrick v Drake. And Megan Thee Stallion. And Eazy E's "Real Muthaphuckkin G's". And Hatsune Miku. Can't forget her.

[faecaribou]

Mercs reactions to time traveler Scout:

general note: there's something to be said about when you visit childhood homes you find yourself falling back on old habits and acting younger AND the fact that he's grieving his children that would make Scout probably act just as quick to violence as gravel war Scout would be. obviously though he's not going to actually be the same.

Soldier: I dont imagine much changes, for all that Scout is now a lot more cool-headed, I imagine Soldier is really good at riling Scout up. Also, previous note. so im sure these twos dynamics are mostly the same except that they both have less head-butting moments, especially after Scout starts doing his "oough my kids" thing. Also I imagine Scout tries asking Soldier about Merasmus the wizard and Soldier is like "how do you know my roommate" and Scout is like "dont worry about it. say does your roommate dabble in time travel magic" and Soldier is like "how would I know" and thats Scouts in with Merasmus which will lead nowhere because its not Merasmus that brought Scout back to the Gravel Wars.

Pyro: first person Scout befriends because he's the least likely to care about Scout being overly friendly, also future Scout has knowledge already on how to understand and interact with Pyro. Here's a lighter. Let's draw together. oops I said something that doesnt make sense without future knowledge. Pyro would not care. bestie core

Demo: obligatory 'huh this guy is kinda weird'. that being said Demo isn't going to necessarily care. He deals with magic books and wizards and the loch ness monster. so what if this guy acts a little strange. couple drinks together and they'll be great coworkers. except a couple drinks in and Scout (lightweight) starts crying about how his kids dont exist anymore. which is a weird way to say dead but ohhhhh fuck. Demo (mommy and daddy issues for sure) is never drinking with Scout again. holy fuck.

Heavy: I imagine they very much have a brothers vibe. Scout is still, in essence, Scout, and thus is going to be talking a lot and Heavy has a level of patience and sympathy for the (youngest) guy on the team that he is willing to sit there and listen. It also helps that future Scout probably isnt calling him fat or other names as much as the original Scout wouldve. Finding out about the kids just makes Heavy more protective of this sort of younger brother. Heavy for sure thinks that Scout was super irresponsible as a 20 year old if he already has dead kids at 25 and he probably wishes on some level he could just hide Scout away like he actual younger sisters but oh well.

Engineer: Future Scout still has some daddy issues but since Spy has actually been sticking around and helping with Scout's kids he doesnt have as much daddy issues, and thus while Engineer is still probably trying to dad this young and troubled merc, future Scout will not be accidentally calling Engineer Dad or anything. He appreciates having Engineer lend a hand but he doesn't need it. That being said I feel like Heavy and Engineer know a lot about grief and would be the two trying to offer a shoulder to lean on the most once Scout slips up about his kids.

Medic: He just wanted to experiment on people he doesnt know very well and keep them alive and once he gets to know them, improve their bodies like a well-oiled machine. Who the fuck is this kid spilling his whole tragic life story in his med bay. He probably still beefs with Scout because Scout is still stealing medpacks NOT because he thinks the 1hp missing is so important but out of sheer habit or doing that for years. So he's still stealing medpacks but now yelling "sorrryyyy" as Medic stands there on fire with 10 hp left. well at least Scout is terrified of Medics birds for some reason.

Sniper: Scout is like "youre my friend now Mick Mundy!" and Sniper gets scared off immediately. He came here to do his job, not to make friends, and pushing Sniper to become Scouts friend isnt gonna help, its gonna make things worse. He needs to thaw for a while. However Sniper has daddy issues and to hear about Scout being a dad will greatly help towards building their friendship much faster than original scout and sniper.

Spy. What would you even want me to say about Spy.

Scout: "Hi Spy :)" Spy: what the FUCK do you want shit head. Scout: Lets watch TV together or play catch or cook or something. Spy, afraid of Scout possibly knowing he's his dad, angry that Scout is a mercenary, confused and unnerved by Scout's friendliness: FUCK OFF FUCK OFF!!!!!! IM STABBING YOU GO BACK TO BOSTON Scout: Rude. anyway ill be back tomorrow :3 say hi to ma for me Spy: ???!!!! time passes. Spy: oh so he's just like that. and i cant scare him back home. fine I'll be grumpy yet tolerant. Scout: finally. hey buddy :) you make a great babysitter for my children Spy: WHAT Scout: oh sorry. i mean you WOULD make a great babysitter. for my kids who dont exist anymore. Spy: WHAT more time passes, spy tries to investigate about scouts kids but all he knows is that scouts grief is real and no one else seems to know about scouts kids who are gone Spy, in tears: ive failed as a father AND a grandfather. i never got to meet them. please tell me about your children. Scout, also in tears: Her name was Tanya and she wanted to be a princess spy

im going to be sick I just wanted to make a fix-it funny time travel and I cant stop thinking about Scout and how he has to wait years to see his kids again. I'm physically ill

au where after scout dies dec 14 1987 he just. wakes up on like the day after he joined the merc team during the gravel wars. and he has to constantly catch himself from being overly friendly with people like Sniper or Spy who havent opened up to him yet or catch himself from referencing things that havent happened yet and he's not very good at it but when your team is people like Medic and Pyro, the rest of them are like "ok so our Scout's weird. why do i care"

thoughts:

-Spy lowkey is nervous that Scout knows because why is Scout being so friendly with him

-Scout misses his kids and keeps freaking out about his kids and who takes care of them after he dies (Spy is a good babysitter but some part of him doesnt trust Spy to like. actually raise his kids because. well. you know. Also the comic writers confirmed Scouts Ma isnt dead in comic 7 she just wasnt there for Smissmas she has 6 other kids so maybe she can take care of them? or his brothers???) and every once in a while he's like "my children..... oughhhhh my children 🥺"

-so the rest of the team thinks he had like. kids really young (hes like 27 in comic 6 so) and they also mustve died really young at like 2 or something and thats why he's a merc is Tragic Past TM

-this also worries Spy because why didnt he hear about this. whats the point of spying and checking in on Scout is he didnt hear about this. he calls Scouts Ma and shes like "what the fuck are you talking about Jeremy doesnt have kids" so Spy is actually losing his mind over this because it doesnt seem like Scout is faking about missing his kids (Scout is obviously hiding. something though)

-Scout has also been through his character development of comic 7 so while he still kicks ass he's a lot less hotheaded and gets along with the mercs easier.

i dont know where im going with this but someone needs to write a fic about this i mean i COULD do it but when i start writing time travel fics they just. never end.

[everyman0]

A PALE BLUE GHOST

over on the discord, i announced my decision to make another trip to the Edge to try my luck at finding any kind of clue that could help me make sense of it. patrick gave me a whole lot of lip about not using his fucking mirror and other bullshit, but ill save that for another post. this is a lot more fresh and painful for me.

going back outside was a mistake.

i journeyed the five hours it took to get to the impenetrable black wall of the Edge. my plan was to walk down its length, survey anything unusual, you know. obviously i wouldnt have been able to observe all of it in one day as ive mentioned the area it covers is rather large, but i felt some effort was better than none at all, and i wasnt exactly comfortable with the idea of spending the night this far away from the house. simple enough right? there was nothing out of place on the way out here, so i hardly expected what i saw just as i approached the wall. 

it was jeff. sort of.

when i first saw him, he appeared almost like a reflection of me in the blackness. as i stepped closer to the wall, so did he step forward as well - until eventually seeming to step out of the wall entirely. we stood face to face, a mere foot apart, and i noticed then that his entire being was tinted with a pale blue.

i was terrified. i wanted to run away, but i couldnt make myself do it. so i asked timidly, "what are you doing here?"

jeff seems to come alive then.

"what? you told me to grab some stuff for the video today."

fucking bastard. i was still scared, but somehow i just knew he was mocking me. i frown, reaffirming my stance. i had to ask myself if jeff would even do such a thing to me...and then i figured yeah, probably - ghost or not.

"dont you dare pull that bullshit on me," i said, "those days are long gone." and they were. 

jeff laughs. "don't you miss it? simpler times." he splays his hands out like an offering. "cant be all that bad to pretend, for a little while."

i squint my eyes at him - both of them. these days i dont bother wearing an eyepatch, since the point was for evans comfort to begin with. now it doesnt matter that i have a gaping fucking hole in my head for all to see.

i ball my fists at my sides. "i dont have time to pretend, and i dont have time for this conversation - so lets get to the point. why are you here?"

"to see my old friend again! and to tell you there's always more than meets the eye." jeff then taps a finger underneath his left eye, and a phantom pain throbs in my own empty socket. i try to ignore it. 

"yeah, no shit," i say, and cross my arms. i was losing my patience. "if you're just going to spout vague nonsense at me like every other motherfucker does on a constant basis, i'm sorry to say but i will have to pass. i have more important things to do."

"like stand in front of this wall and bitch? is that what you're doing here?" jeff grins, and tilts his head at me. i just scoff, and deciding i had enough, i begin trying to do what i came to the wall for in the first place and begin walking parallel to it. jeff follows after me.

"im only bitching because here you are to distract me," i say, side-eyeing him, "so if you don't mind, kindly fuck off."

"i do mind, actually. why do you even want to leave? its paradise in here. no need to eat or drink, perfect climate, no irritating neighbors or awkward staredowns at the grocery store- you'd love it!"

i stop in my tracks. i hate that the sound of his voice is enough to get me to actually consider his words. but i do, and then i say:

"you know, for a while there, i did enjoy it. to an extent, anyways. you can only enjoy so much when you are all too aware of every little fucking thing. and maybe i could have handled the ghost thing, right? like you said, no neighbors or weird interactions. but then i saw this wall, and now i feel like a trapped animal - and im not okay with that."

"so if you couldnt see the wall, it'd be fine?"

i shake my head, "i came out here the first time to see if i could leave, and i wouldve kept walking if there was nothing to stop me. maybe i would have returned, after a while, had i done so. maybe not." i shrug, somewhat frustrated at the thought. "a wall is a wall, whether i can see it or not. seeing isnt the problem, the existence of the thing is."

"well yeah, but you can't just leave." jeff says it like its obvious. in hindsight, maybe it was. i could already imagine a few reasons as to why, but i wanted to pry out what jeff seems to think the answer is.

so i ask, "and why is that?"

jeff answers: "because there's...people, out there? like, innocent fuckin people, dude." well duh.

i roll my eyes, "im aware. but what does that have to do with me, exactly? habit is already somewhere else doing god knows what."

jeff looks on blankly. "we don't need two of you out there."

ouch. and unfortunately, on some level i believe it to be true. and the implication that i would intentionally hurt or even kill anyone like habit would...im sadly all too aware of the likelihood, really. it doesnt hurt because i feel bad, it hurts because i dont. however, i wasnt about to let this guy know that.

i say, "it's not like id be very social anyways. at this point, i dont think i could even stomach it."

jeff takes on a darker sort of air about him. "evidently so, based on how you treated evan. do you have your head screwed on straight, dude? because like, holy shit was that hard to watch."

i tense up, and i can feel a spark of anger rising from within me. guess it didnt matter what i tried to hide, jeff knew what weak points to hit.

"i was just trying to protect him." 

"uh huh," he nods, "sorry vinny, but you're not the guardian in this one."

"clearly," i grumble, "but i was fucking trying, okay?" i was trying. jeff thought otherwise.

"yeah, trying to get everyone killed. thanks for that one, by the way. you've been self absorbed, irresponsible, reckless and horrible to everyone around you that isn't the entity playing games with our lives, and you can't keep pretending it's not true! do some soul searching. meditate. i don't care. but you're not leaving any time soon, so you'd better get used to it." jeff jabs me in the chest with a pointed finger.

it didnt take but a moment to process jeffs words, and ultimately, i agree with him. im a terrible fucking person. i just am. but i wasnt going to give jeff the satisfaction of me fessing up to it - because i felt like all of this was beginning to become unproductive bullshit and i wanted to do what i came all the way out here to do dammit.

i go to smack jeffs hand away from me, but i come to find that i simply pass through him like he was air. i felt the jab, though, even if superficially. this confirms my suspicion about the ghost thing, but jeff was different from the ghosts in the town; like being able to talk and acknowledge my existence.

i take a step back, "we'll see about that. who the fuck made this wall, hm? you of all things must know right? since you are apparently a plethora of knowledge of good and evil now. can you do that much for me jeff?"

jeff considers my words before he turns away from me to face the terrible wall, his hands on his hips, and his head craning back to presumably observe the wall's endless climb into the sky above.

"habit designed this gaudy architecture as part of his grand scheme. you probably could have figured that much, eh? but what you wouldnt know is that its been here since the very beginning, before you even arrived at the house." he looks back at me, "come on vin. you should know by now that habit is well prepared...even if this timeline is bonkers. you shouldnt need me to tell you that."

i grumble in annoyance, but consider his words carefully. sure, maybe i didnt need him to tell me habit was a suspect in all this, and maybe i could have figured that out just by doing what i had originally planned with scouting the perimeter of the wall. but...here jeff was, telling me things outright. it was a convenient time saver really, even if he was going about it in a bitchy way. i needed to take advantage of this.

"so, if habit made this cage to keep me in, why shouldnt i try to break out? why shouldnt i try to fight his subjugation?"

"one, because habit has eons of experience over you and you'll likely fuck something up really badly," jeff says, and turns towards me again. "two, you're part of this place now. removing you would shatter a really delicate balance. the house is a place of fluctuation, because there's not enough power to sustain herself. and you're radiating power, dude. would you really just abandon her like that, after all she's done to keep you safe and alive?"

ouch again...ugh. i dont usually feel guilty over a lot of things, but jeffs second point seemed to get to me.

i relent. i cower my head to stare at the ground. "i wouldnt have left her forever."

jeff gives me a disappointed sigh. "go back home, man. she's really worried about you."

i bite my lip and give the slightest of nods. i still want to do what i can to escape, and i hadnt forgotten about why i came to the wall in the first place...but jeff's words had me thinking about my desires for the house. in truth, the house and i have formed a strange sort of...i dunno, friendship? its the closest human word i can think for it. i would talk to her, she would listen. id even clean up her rooms, even though ive observed that she can do it by herself.

i think she may be the only thing in this world that can understand me now.

so i feel like in some weird way, the house cares about me. she has done quite a few favors for me, after all; favors that kept me safer. jeff was right again, and i couldnt shake the wrongness of abandoning the house enough to continue talking my way out of this bind.

it was time to go then. but first, i look back up at jeff.

"what about you?" i ask, my mood seriously taking a nose dive off a cliff. sad and desperate and pathetic and lonely. "you came all this way from wherever, however you did it, to tell me all this...are you going to leave me now too, just like evan?" fuck. "i wouldn't blame you if you did...but i have to admit, it was nice seeing you again."

and truthfully, it was - despite the treatment i received. its fine. i deserved it.

jeff leans in, and i can feel the pity in his eyes as he puts a hand on my shoulder.

"that choice isn't mine to make."

and then he shoves me away from the wall with a force that sends me tumbling across the ground a good few feet. i think it fucked up my shoulder. its fine. deserved that too.

and then i went home.

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[lollich0p]

genuinely I think this was about as good of an ending as we were gonna get tbh. spoilers under cut

I don't really give a shit that most of the mercs didn't get big roles in the comic. This was an ending for miss p and the admin and I think it does alot with what we already knew about them and gave them both a very satisfying conclusion.

It might not have been as visceral or thematic as some wouldve wanted. but they made the right call by sticking to the actually interesting plotline from the comics, miss p watched her die, miss p got to kill her, miss p didn't become her. she got to let go and assumedly live for herself for once.

A lot of the jokes/humor felt more modern and maybe a little out of touch with how the other comics felt but its been 7 years and times change. I found most of the jokes funny and they got a genuine laugh out of me what more could I ask.

The new stuff thats been made cannon or callbacks to previous comics was a little weird like scouts last name or seeing spies face or the medic keeping the baboon alive. They all kinda felt like the writer(s) were pandering to the fandom giving us information that isn't really necessary to story but was a big 'mystery' or something they knew fans would focus on or talk about. And if I thought we were gonna get another comic after this I'd be a little annoyed but honestly it comes off as closure.

We aren't gonna get another tf2 comic, we probably won't get another big crazy update from valve and thats okay.

The christmas party ending was goofy and very much felt like someones tf2 fanfic instead of "official content" but it was very sweet and what they were telling us the readers was very kind. I genuinely believe if us the fans didn't love tf2 as much as we do we wouldn't have gotten this comic at all. </3

Comic 7 *bangs fist and clutches demon eye*