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Heal - Scarlet!Wanda x Vampire!Reader - Kinktober #08
Summary: By freeing an imprisoned immortal from the Darkhold Castle, the Scarlet Witch did not expect to gain a friend who would help her heal the woman she tried to bury in the temple's wreckage. In return, Wanda might help you face the demons from your past that were locked away with you.
Warnings: (+18), service!top reader, praising, intimate smut, blood-feeding, vampire and witchcraft lore, and a lot of plot, implied depression and self-harming tendencies, really soft smut with explicit consent, mutual pining, friends to lovers | Words: 9.671k
A/N-> My only vampire reference is TVD, so expect many similarities to the showâs lore. And I repeat again that there is a sinful lack of stories that deal with the status of wizarding royalty of which Wanda is part. Please, she literally has the title of Queen of Chaos, her family has inherited the magic of chaos for generations, we need to talk about this. I hope you guys like this one, this story ended up having more depth than I expected and it was quite fun to write it.
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After destroying a thousand-year-old castle and not getting out of the impact zone, Wanda definitely didn't expect comfort. In addition to the pain of recent events, from realizing that she had finally become a villain, and was closer to the people who had destroyed her life than to the friends she once lost, she also had to see the clear fear in the alternative versions of the children she missed. So she put an end to it all, more tired than anything, and waited for the pain to go away. The blackout from the impact put an end to it, of course, and just like years before when she turned to dust after losing the only person she still had left, she breathed a sigh of relief into the darkness.
But Wanda woke up. And to her complete surprise, comfort came in the softest sheets she had ever felt, perhaps even more comforting than the expensive cloth Tony Stark had once bought for the rooms in Avengers Tower. The bed she was lying on could easily have been mistaken for royalty, and Wanda barely had time to become alert before a slightly unfamiliar face entered her field of vision.
"You." She gasped in surprise, her voice a little hoarse. Now conscious, she was aware of the pain around her body, but she could also feel her magic doing the hard work and taking the sensation away. You smiled gently and, without leaving your sitting position on her bed, waited for her to adjust to the mattress. Wanda frowned. "But why?"
You sighed, shrugging slightly. Now sitting up, Wanda realized that your lap wasn't empty. A breakfast tray was waiting for her as if you were aware that she would wake up soon and had brought the food just in time. The item was leisurely placed next to her, but Wanda continued to look at you, waiting for an explanation as to why someone who had disappeared almost the second after the first meet, reappeared to save her from the wreckage of her mistakes.
"I know you're confused, but please eat. You've slept for days, miss." It's your comment, but the witch shakes her head.
"Don't worry about it. It's... nowhere near the longest I've gone without food." The quiet confession about the period of darkhold abuse makes you sigh sadly, and Wanda feels a curiosity rise in her chest. You don't know her, so why do you care?Â
Your hands move to the toast you've prepared for her, and Wanda bites the inside of her cheek as she finally notices the tray with your movements. Your breakfast choices are just right - delicious foods stare back at her. And you busy yourself with adding some jam to the toast that makes Wanda's mouth water.
"Forgive me for taking so long to find you, I was a bit overwhelmed upon returning after so long." You then declare, handing back the now-filled toast to one of the smaller plates. You push the item towards her as an invitation, but Wanda glares at you.
"Why did you bother coming back?"
Your eyes are kind in her direction. "I owe you my freedom."
Wanda chuckles short and incredulously. "Don't be ridiculous, I didn't even know what I was doing." She retorts immediately. "I saved you by accident, you don't owe me anything."
But you gesture to the food, and Wanda sighs in defeat, finally giving in. At the first bite, she feels the delicious jam on her tongue and sighs in satisfaction. It's amazing, she lets you know. You smile.
"It doesn't matter if our meeting was accidental, Wanda Maximoff." You state. "Your magic broke me out of my prison. If the idea of a debt doesn't please you, we can act as if upon rescuing you, I made us even."
Wanda hums with her mouth full, slightly distracted by the food. You look away, waiting for a moment, and she finishes chewing before speaking again.
"I didn't want to be rescued."
"I know."
She looks at you again, but you continue to stare straight ahead into the room. "Do you?"
You smile briefly. "Nobody who wants to live knocks down a castle on their head, miss."
The chuckle that escapes her is short, but it's the first sincere one in a long time. It's so dark, to joke about something so serious, yet she feels completely at ease doing it with you.
Wanda finishes another piece of toast before speaking again. "Do you remember the sorcerer who was with me before, when I freed you?" You meet her gaze, nodding in agreement. Wanda looks at you curiously. "He nearly shit his pants when he saw you running away from the temple. He tried to lecture me about it, and I dragged him out of there for it. But the point is... what did you do? He only told me your name. What was so terrible that your escape scared him so much?"
You sigh, getting up. Wanda imagines that she has offended you by asking and that you will leave without telling her the whole truth, and considers spying on your mind to find that out, but you just walk to the nearest drawers on the other side of the bedroom. When you return with an object in hand, Wanda wipes away the toast crumbs before accepting the item you hand her.
The old photograph makes her eyes widen. "Holy shit." She sighs impressed, getting a short laugh out of you. Your picture wasn't a surprise, but the date from over three hundred years ago faded by the bottom. Wanda flipped the item to see the back, but your name there didnât really explain how you were standing in front of her, as if no time had passed.
"Humans call us Vampires, but I've always liked the sound of Immortal better. Of course, the term vampire beats being called a demon or a bloodsucker." Wanda doesn't laugh at the joke, as she raises wide eyes in surprise at you. She continues to hold up the photograph, and you swallow. "I promise I won't try to harm you." Finally, she chuckles softly. You sigh in reassurance, even though the witch has just mocked your strength.
"I can't believe vampires exist."Â
"Said the witch who traveled through the multiverse a few days ago." Wanda smiles, handing the photograph back to you.Â
"Fair point." She murmurs. Restless, you wonder what you can do to improve her mood. She seems so sad.
Perhaps your stories could distract her.Â
"I was imprisoned in Darkhold Castle a few centuries ago." You tell her, attracting her curiosity again. Your hands go into your pockets so that you can regain some ground over the full attention of such beautiful and mesmerizing irises. "There are other mystical authorities, apart from Kamar-Taj and its mages. In particular, a council of vampires. I disagreed with some traditions and was sentenced to imprisonment, but my capture was not quiet. Let's just say I earned that tomb you rescued me from, Miss." Wanda nodded in understanding, offering a small smile that ensured she wasn't judging you. It would be comical to do so, after everything that had led up to this moment. Adding to the count of her own crimes, she apparently unleashed an immortal mass murderer.
Wanda looks around, sighing softly. "I presume this place is yours."
You nod but look away from her. "Many of my properties were lost with my imprisonment. Taken back by the Council, or even stolen by other creatures. I'll deal with these usurpers later." The comment made Wanda bite the corner of her mouth. She'd never seen a vampire fight, and you seemed so sure of your own strength over anyone who stood up to you. It was attractive somehow. She pushed the thought away faster than it came. "Of course, you're welcome to stay as long as you need, even if I'm not around."
The statement makes Wanda chuckle in surprise, her cheeks slightly warm. "What? I canât accept that. I will certainly not abuse hospitality-"
"Don't be ridiculous." You repeat her previous words with an easy smile, and the casual comment sounds different from your formal attitude so far that It's so charming that Wanda has to look away awkwardly, surprised by her own perceptions. "It's a pleasure to have you as a guest. And honestly, it's nice to have someone around after so long." The sincere confession makes her smile. Wanda understood loneliness well. You sigh. "There's enough room in this house. You can stay as long as you need."
Wanda nods. "How exactly did you get me here? And where is here exactly?"
"Northern Europe, but I'm not sure if the country's name remained the same as it was three centuries ago. And I didn't want to carry you so far from the castle, and I figured you didn't intend to return to Nepal and their Kamar Tajâs mages as well."
Wanda grimaces. "What do you mean with âcarry meâ?"
You chuckle slightly. "You were unconscious, Miss Maximoff. And buried under rubble when I found you. We don't have the same magical abilities, so I canât use the power of the mind to move objects or people. I picked you up, and brought you with me."
She needs to see this, and the invasion in your mind caught you off guard. Flashes of memories turn clear in your head, your figure pushing rocks out of the way until you find Wanda unconscious. You actually picked her up in your arms and started moving. At some point, you found a car, but good kilometers on the ice at high speed were walked.
Wanda leaves your mind with a sigh, and for the first time, you look upset.
"Please ask next time."
She's still coming to terms with the fact that you ran through the snow with her in your arms to apologize. "You walked half a continent for me?"
You shrug. "I ran, to be fair. Don't worry about that, it wasn't any trouble. My kind has enough strength and speed for a journey like that."
But the ease didn't detract from the significance of the attitude. Wanda could hardly remember the last time anyone had done anything for her - not even Vision, who was her partner, seemed to share any guilt when signing accords that wanted her in jail; And now a stranger was rescuing her at the end of the world just to bring her to safety, without expecting anything in return.
Her silence makes you clear your throat. "I'll give you some privacy. There's more food if you want it, and this is a suite, so the toilet is through that door. I've also taken the liberty of ordering clothes in your size while youâve been asleep, they're all in the closet. The whole property can be explored, please feel free to do so. Thereâs a library and art rooms. And please, if you decide to leave, say farewell first."
Wanda smiles tenderly at your request, and you turn away. She finally realizes that you look very tidy, and calls out to you before you can leave the room.
"Are you going out?"
"Just for a few hours." You answer, frowning at the way her expression falls. "Is something wrong?"
Wanda sighs. "I just⌠donât wanna be alone."
Despite the sympathy in your eyes, you hesitate. A hand on the doorframe. "Forgive me, miss, I promise I won't be long and that we can spend the rest of the day together."Â
Wanda waves your concern away, starting to stand up. "Relax, I'll be fine, I wouldn't want to get in the way of your appointments. I'll explore the house while you're gone."
But despite her casual attitude, you call out to her with a certain seriousness that makes Wanda look at you again. There's something in your expression that makes it clear that you didn't buy Wanda's act at all, and that you can clearly see that she was being serious about her loneliness. Your eyes had a guilty aspect because you couldn't stay.Â
You sigh, looking away as you explain: "I must feed myself, Miss Maximoff. Please don't think I'm avoiding your company."
She is slightly surprised by the confession and doesn't know exactly what to say about it. She decides to just nod, without the courage to question you further on the subject even though she's dying to know exactly in which way you're going to feed yourself.
And when you leave her alone, and she wanders around the huge rooms of that mansion, she can't help wondering where you are, if it's like in vampire stories, and you're in some alley cornering an unwary human, or if hunting animals is enough. She becomes so absorbed in her own doubts that when you return, she hasn't even finished seeing the whole place.
"Having fun?" Your question startles her slightly. She smiles, turning her attention away from the art paintings in the room and meeting your gaze again.
"You move silently."
"A talent we share."
Wanda chuckles and waits for you to approach her completely. Side by side, she is the first to speak.
"Everything here is very beautiful." She says softly. "And I may not be centuries old, but I'm no fool. It sounds too good to be true. Be honest, Y/N. What do you hope to get from me?"
You frown, taking one hand out of your pocket to gesture a little. "You have a suspicious nature, Miss Maximoff."
She snorts softly." Y/N..."
But you smile, and Wanda gasps softly because your hand moves to her face, a gentle touch to move a strand of hair out of the way of her eyes. "Not everyone wants to take something from you, Miss. Some people just want to give." Wanda ignores the intensity of your gaze, the quickening of her heartbeat, and raises her hand to grab your wrist and interrupt your intention to stroke her cheek straight away. Her eyes narrowed slightly in suspicion in your direction, although your smile never falters. "I could just force you to talk."
"There's no need for that, we can talk over dinner."
She hesitates, aware of the heat on her cheeks. You seem to have a personal victory and Wanda lets go of your hand immediately.Â
"Wipe that smile off your face, it's not... that kind of dinner. We don't even know each other." She mutters embarrassedly. You return to your previous position, relaxed with your hands in the pockets of your dress pants and Wanda crosses her arms annoyed at the way her stupid brain keeps finding you more attractive every time she looks at you.Â
"Oh, I wouldn't dream of it, miss." You retort humorously. "It's a strictly professional dinner."
She rolls her eyes, turning away to hide her smile from you.
"Just introduce me to the rest of the house."
"It's funny, all witches are always bossy." You comment, letting her gently pat your shoulder even though you could easily escape the gesture if you wanted to.
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"I didn't know vampires cooked."
You chuckle, without taking your eyes off the knife cutting the vegetables. "Have you met many vampires?"
Wanda bites back a smile, rolling her eyes softly. "No, you're the first." She says, watching from the counter stool as you masterfully prepare dinner. "But I thought you guys didn't need to eat."
"We don't, not food at least." You retort gently, even though the implication makes Wanda's eyes sparkle with curiosity. You, despite being busy preparing the meal, notice the slight excitement and give a soft laugh. "If wished, my body can imitate all the biological functions it had before I died. This includes food." To illustrate, you take one of the cut pieces of carrot into your mouth, chewing and swallowing as you finish chopping the vegetables. Wanda bites the inside of her cheek, gathering the courage to ask you what she wishes to know.
When you pour the cut vegetables into a pot, she clears her throat. "Would it be insensitive if I asked how it happened?"
"Very." You smile back. Wanda sighs slightly, feeling like a little child trying to be liked.Â
Please, please, notice me and talk to me.
The fire is lit, you wash off the excess vegetable stock and wipe your hands on a tea towel. You speak again.
"It's 2024, which means that in the winter it will be 320 years since my transformation." You begin a little nostalgically, your hands resting on the counter behind you. "Twenty was the age at which I died."
Wanda frowns. "You were so young."
"Yes, I was." You agree with a sad smile. "I used to work here, right in this mansion." Wanda adjusts herself, curiosity taking over completely. "I was raised by this family all my life, and when I fell ill, they decided there was no longer any place for me here."
The witch swallows dryly but doesn't interrupt your story. You look down, bringing your hands in front of your stomach to turn the larger ring you're wearing between your fingers.
"Sick servants would be sent away, so as not to spread the disease to the rest of the house. I died on the road."
Wanda frowns slightly. "Who bit you?"
"Bit me?" You retort in confusion.Â
She chuckles awkwardly. "Yes, that's how it works, isn't it? Vampires bite humans and turn them."
It's your turn to laugh, a little impressed. "What? No, by the gods! Imagine how many of us there would be out there if every time a vampire fed, he turned someone? No, no, it's a bit more complicated." You comment casually. "You see, there's an immortality spell, created by the same author of the book that was with you when we met. Original vampires are made by ancient magic, and these can have bloodlines. Weaker vampires are transformed by their blood. And others can be created, even weaker by their descendants. The trick is to die with magical blood in your system so that your soul will be trapped by the magic and will not leave your body. It is then reanimated a few hours after we die. To complete the transformation, we must feed."
She absorbs your words for a moment. Until she finally asks: "Who transformed you?"
You lick your lips, shifting your eyes to the pot as if to confirm the cooking time, before turning away from the counter. "Come with me, I want to show you something."
She follows you around the mansion, way past the kitchen to another level. The entrance hall extends into a long corridor with many old paintings. Finally silver doors at the end.
"This is the main suite of the mansion." You clarify, fiddling with a bunch of keys kept in your pocket until now. Apparently, the only locked room was that one. "It's been adapted, moved from the upper floor to here on the lower level since, at the end of her life, the owner couldn't take the stairs."
Once unlocked, you push the doors open with both hands, exposing the immense royal suite inside. Wanda thinks it looks a lot like fantasy books and is busy admiring the decorations when she comes across a painting on the wall that knocks the air out of her lungs.
"What...?" She approached with uncertain steps until she was touching the painting with her fingers, groping for the drawing of a face that could easily be mistaken for her own. "How is that possible?" She demanded to know, turning to you.
You were still standing in the doorway, your hands in your pockets. "This is your ancestor."
"And why the hell does she have my face?"
"Heritage?" You retort good-humoredly, but Wanda snorts incredulously, advancing towards you angrily. You quickly raise your hands in surrender, a nervous laugh escaping as you see the fury in her eyes. âIâm joking, dear lord! I didn't mean to upset you. Let me tell you the whole story!."
"It better be a very good one." She retorts, watching you intently as if expecting a kidnap attempt.
You sigh, nodding before turning your face to the photo. "Her name was Elizabeth. She's gone if that's not obvious. This painting was done over four centuries years ago when your family was still known as the Maksymovs. They lived well, your ancestors, as you can see from the amount of gold in this manor. But sorcery and witchcraft were never very well-liked anywhere, and just like the rest of us, your family was hunted down." You say, stepping aside to open the curtains and light up the room. Still, on your back, you continued to talk. "I was just a little girl when Lady Maksymov took me in, Elizabethâs mother. I cleaned and cooked, and I was lucky enough to be allowed inside the mansion. To share the room with the family. All due respect to their memories, but my Lady was not a decent person. She was cruel and harsh and preferred to die on the mountain of money than give a little to the children she watched depart for this place. I stayed here because I had no other choice in life, and when the neighbors began to question what she was doing in the basement, she was taken away just like her children. And unlike her mother or any of her siblings, Elizabeth was not a very talented witch. Her magic was dormant. That poor woman, always so sad under the cruelties shouted at her by her relatives. She could never master chaos but it got better when she gave in to the darkhold's allure. Unfortunately for the servants, her gentle personality was gone once her magic control was improved. I remember her dark fingers chastising me every time I failed to fold the sheets correctly."
Wanda swallowed at the anger hidden. Your posture was enough for her to believe your words.
âWhy did she turn you?â
You smile sadly. "I was just a means to an end." You reply. "Elizabeth was what they called a Siphoner. Although descended from a powerful witch lineage, she couldn't generate her own magic. She could only steal it from elsewhere, either from a magic book or from a vampire."Â
Wanda sighs as she understands, and you chuckle in upset. "I'm sorry."
"Don't be. You weren't even close to existing back then."
She moves closer. "Still, on behalf of my family, I'm sorry." The witch says as gently as she can. "I can hardly imagine how painful that probably was."
You shrug, trying to be casual. "That was a long time ago, Miss Maximoff." You mumble before sighing. "And it didn't work out the way she wanted either. Elizabeth didn't intend to use me as her magical reservoir for so long. She wanted me to transform her. Make her a heretic, a vampire-witch hybrid so that she could steal magic from her own nature. And like a good servant, I did just that."
Wanda could feel the force of your painful memories with her telekinesis, flashes of vivid images in your mind begging to be relieved. A personal torture.Â
"Let me guess, that was the rule you broke that put you in that tomb."
You lower your head, looking very upset all of a sudden. "No, Miss Maximoff. I was loyal until I wasn't anymore." Wanda frowns in confusion, but you sigh and stare at your own reflection in the window. "The abuse of the Darkhold destroyed Lady Elizabeth. Not even the spell of immortality could heal her, remove the rot from her soul. We traveled the world, searching for potions and creatures and anything we could find to help her, but I knew that the slaughter she was doing in the name of her own health had to be stopped. When our last trip ended, I told her I wouldn't help her anymore."
Wanda can see clearly now; the wrathful recollections of a witchy lady with an almost demonic appearance. The hold of the Darkhold on Elizabeth's soul. How you're only trying to defend yourself when you strike back.
You sniffle, turning your face away, and Wanda blocks your memories from her mind immediately.
"No greater dishonor than ingratitude." You mutter. "I shouldn't have turned my back on Elizabeth. She died alone in this empty mansion, taken by her illness. I returned to a rotten land wracked by dark magic. I restored every stone and raised the mansion to its original state. I lived as a vampire for a decade before I was captured. Elizabeth, in her last vengeful act, left a letter denouncing all her family's crimes to the magical authorities of the time. A lineage who survived the witch-hunts, chased by their own kind like animals. I wore the same coat of arms and slept in the family mansion, so they didn't care that my surname wasn't the same. But I wasn't a witch to die, and the darkhold refused to show the executors exactly how to kill me. The solution was a prison."
You're surprised that Wanda reaches for your hand, but you don't pull away. She also gives you a small smile.
"Three hundred years is too long to punish someone who had no choice." She says, the gesture of her thumb caressing your palm making the hairs on the back of your neck stand on end. Definitely too long without touching someone was messing with your head. Little did you know, Wanda was going through something quite similar. Starved for physical touch. "Is that why you're being so generous? Do you think you owe this family a debt?" You swallow, nodding, and Wanda sighs. " Sweetheart..."
"Please let me serve you." Your tone is almost desperate, Wanda shakes her head. "Please-"
"This isn't the 1700s, Y/N. I won't be your lady." She assures you, her grip tighter. "You're a person, not a property."
"I'd be dead if it weren't for Elizabeth-"
"She was cruel and selfish, and she used you to your last breath. And beyond!" Wanda interrupts, not losing her composure when you huff impatiently and pull your hand away. "You can grumble all you want. I'm not going to honor the memory of some slave owner, family or not. You're free to go."
"But I don't want to leave, Wanda." You snap, almost pleading. "This is my home. Serving your family has always been... my purpose. Turning my back on it made me lose everything. And then you saved me, and for a second, I thought I could see Elizabeth again. I ran to this place, and I realized how much time had actually gone by." You sniffle, your hands going to Wanda's shoulders. "Please. Caring is the only thing I know how to do right."
Wanda sighs, her hands finding your wrists. "This isn't caring, Y/N, this is servitude. I would never ask this of you." Your expression falls as if you're being rejected. Wanda stops your hands from moving away. "But I could use a friend."
Your face lights up, and Wanda smiles too because she thinks you look so beautiful now. "Oh, that... is really very sweet. I'd be honored."
The witch chuckles. "You're adorable. Come, our lunch should be ready soon." She doesn't mention that you two walk into the kitchen hand in hand, and you don't mind, so you don't say anything either.
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"I can't believe you don't know what McDonald's is."
"And I can't believe you've never been to the Opera, but here we are."
Wanda chuckles, shaking her head in disbelief at your response. You're sitting on the living room floor, or rather on cushions on the carpet because you refused to sit so informally and she was still working on getting you to relax into the casual way of living life in that century.Â
Weeks into a roommate routine, your activities consisted of having meals together and talking about everything and nothing at the same time. You'd spent 300 years imprisoned, and Wanda had a multitude of things to introduce you to, while you'd been raised by the ancient witch family of the ancestors of a woman who knew little about her origins. You had as much to tell as she did.
Most days when you two would leave the Mansion, you would experience things that you had never experienced before. Restaurants, food trucks, and even the invention of cars or electricity. The Mansion needed to be restored too, but Wanda was happy to know that it hadn't been abandoned.
It was magically hidden, and she had distant cousins from very old marriages in her distant line. It was one of the best pieces of news she'd ever received - to know that she wasn't the only Maximoff left.
The Manor had been cared for over the centuries by escape witches, some of whom, like Elizabeth, had their powers dormant and lived normal lives under that roof. Until the place was finally inherited by her great-aunt, Tatiana, who was living in New Orleans, and Wanda would visit once the work on the mansion was finished.
She had no idea where you got the money for a whole restoration team, and you laughed when she asked, offering as an answer only the information that vampires can persuade people.
That's how you ended up on the living room floor, finishing gathering old belongings that needed to be protected from the paint restoration and set-up of that chamber.
"It's nice that some things have been preserved so well." She comments, stealing a quick glance at your figure distracted by sorting letters. You look good in this century's clothes that Wanda helped you pick out. The barely buttoned plaid shirt makes Wanda hold her breath every time she catches herself letting her gaze fall to your collarbone.Â
"Rich families often treasure stuff." You retort with an easy smile. You stack a few letters before opening the next box of items and gasp slightly when you find something very valuable inside. "Look, I think you'll want to keep this."
The small item is placed in her palm: A gold button with an "M" engraved on it. The family crest. Wanda doesn't know why, but it makes her eyes water, and she gives you a tearful smile as she thanks you.
But despite this balanced relationship and pleasant routine, there was still the elephant in the room.
Every evening, you went out to feed yourself. For almost two months, Wanda didn't ask any questions. Even though she was dying to know exactly how, or even who.
But she didn't want to be invasive or even sound like someone obsessed with your fangs.
She would wait for some casual moment to bring up the subject. Perhaps at the next dinner party, with a joke, and then she would ask if you could show her how it was done.
Luckily for her, another witch was even more interested in the story.
Tatiana was an expert enchantress. She lived in an apartment in the heart of New Orleans and had a very busy pub, and to no surprise, frequented mainly by mystical beings. It was Wanda's first time in a place of that kind.
She was so excited to meet another member of her family that she almost forgot her last worries. It was her aunt, in between many colorful drinks after an afternoon of introduction, who brought up the subject again.
"So tell me, sweetie, all this work to restore the Maximoff household. It must be exhausting even for a vampire." Tatiana began with a smile. Her curly hair fell in waves down her back, and for the third time that night, Wanda noticed that green eyes were probably the only physical feature that most of the Maximoff women shared. Her aunt has a dangerous smirk on her lips as she looks in your direction, and Wanda swallows dryly as she realizes that it's the flirtatious kind. "We allow feeding in these parts."
You're taken aback. You chuckle awkwardly, aware of the two witches' attention in your direction. The crowded bar seems to get even smaller.
"I'm fine, Tatiana, don't worry." Wanda thinks you're lying. You can never maintain eye contact when you do, and she also often finds it charming how a vampire can be so bad at telling lies. "I had some blood before I got here-"
"By Morgana, that was several hours ago!" Tatiana cuts in, gesturing excitedly to the waiters. She was very happy to meet Wanda too and had been drinking since early morning in celebration. "You know, I used to date a vampire back in the last century. He had a restricted diet of animals and always looked pale and hungry. Are you one of those vegetarian vampires too?"
The question is rhetorical, she doesn't even hear your confused mutter "I don't think vegetarianism works like that". She's busy with the waitress, whose irises redden as soon as Tatiana speaks to her. The girl is younger than everyone else there and is clearly bewitched.
"There you go, dear, you can have a taste." Offers the woman, to which you choke in surprise.
"What? H-here? But..."
"Now, don't you act like a good Samaritan, Miss L/N." Tatiana retorts in a provocative tone, resting her chin on one hand. "I know what you got up to before you were imprisoned. Feeding off a waitress is nothing."
You're immediately crestfallen, your face flushing with shame. Wanda looks at her aunt with irritation.
"Don't talk to her like that." The younger witch says sternly. "'She's already received enough of a punishment.
Tatiana chuckles wickedly, tilting her head gently. A very familiar gesture indeed. "Let's get a few things clear, Wanda. The only reason I didn't rip that usurper vampire's head off the moment she set foot in my town was because she brought my niece back to me. The fighting separated our families, I never knew I had nephews. Do you think you would have joined that group of dressed-up Americans if I'd known you were a genuine Maximoff? No, dear, I would have raised you. Restored our coven, taught you magic, as it should have been. As it would have been if this ungrateful little blood-sucker had fulfilled the role she was given. Every spell has a price, and she didn't pay for this one she so boldly displayed for a decade of fortune-raising."
"I regret it very deeply, miss-"
"No, you don't apologize for any of this." Wanda interrupts you with a gentle squeeze on your wrist under the table. With a serious expression, she faces her aunt. "Let's actually get things straight, Auntie. You don't talk to her like that. Ever. You're not going to use something that happened three centuries ago against someone who has spent all this time imprisoned in a tomb, paying for crimes she didn't commit alone. It seems that witches, especially from this family, have a habit of evading accountability. I know that well." Tatiana gives a little smile, clearly aware of Westview, or what came after. Wanda doesn't hesitate. "She's my friend. And she's been through enough. All she's done since she came back is look after me, and I'm not going to accept this kind of treatment from anyone, not even my blood. And considering history, especially my blood."
Without contradicting, Tatiana nods in understanding, busying herself with lighting one of the cigarettes on the corner of the table. The colorful smoke wafted upwards as she finished a long drag.
"As you please, Scarlet Witch." The elder woman finally replies, and you swallow dryly, stealing a glance at Wanda to see if she might lose her temper at the slight challenge in her aunt's tone.
Damn, you'd forgotten how the Maximoffs had a rather dangerously weak ego to offend, especially if challenged.
But luckily for you, Wanda forced a smile, and the tension at the table eased. Tatiana dismissed the waiter with a nod and went back to talking about business in the city as if nothing had happened.
For the rest of the evening, Wanda drew patterns on the palm of your hand under the table.
-&-
Around midnight, when the desserts were finished but the bar seemed livelier than ever, you felt really hungry.
The witches were engaged in animated conversation about the times in Sokovia, how Tatiana missed the opportunity to find out about the Maximoffs after the surname grew more common around the country for a few years before disappearing again, and you used the opportunity to escape for a few moments.
A quick snack, just to satisfy your hunger. After all, you always kept yourself full around Wanda; you'd never forgive yourself if you lost control around her.
You make your way through the crowded bar, taking one last look at the back table before making your way to the exit. You're almost at the door when someone purposely bumps into you.
"Hey, better watch where you're going." Warned the corpulent fellow; he was at least ten centimeters taller and had a strong distinctive smell that caused you an instant anxiety.Â
Wolf scent.
"Sorry, I didn't see you." You mumble, ready to bypass him, but he steps in your way again.Â
"We don't like strangers around here." He informs you with a small smile, showing off his canine fangs. "You're lucky we have our orders, miss."
You sigh slightly. "Who are you again?"
"The name's Victor Creed, but everyone calls me Sabertooth. You know, because of these little beauties here." He points to his fangs with conviction. "They grow much bigger during the transformation. I once ripped the head of one of your kind with them." The story is clearly told to intimidate you, but your unimpressed expression makes the man clear his throat. "Don't go wandering around, Tatiana can't protect you on the outside."
You force a smile. "I can take care of myself, wolf, don't worry." You move around him to finally leave, but even with his back turned, Sabertooth laughs.
"Alright then, go for a walk while I introduce myself to your little witch. Do you know if the Scarlet Witch is looking for better watchdogs? If she's as stuck-up as the rest of the family, maybe I'll write to Kamar Taj about where she's been hiding."
The thing is, maybe you've spent too much time with the Maximoffs all your life. And your temper is just as bad as theirs.
Victor has barely finished his teasing, and you've already grabbed him by the arm, mashing him into the ground like a lump of flour. The commotion immediately attracts the attention of everyone around, but until the crowd fully identifies what's going on, Victor has already used his wolf-like speed to get to his feet and advance on you.
He's so confident about his own strength that it takes him a whole moment to realize that your fist has already gone through his chest.
"Give me one good reason not to spread your guts on this floor, Mr. Creed." You say with an unwavering expression, your hand clenched around his barely beating heart.
Victor chokes on his own blood, his muscular hands try to push your shoulders back, but you don't move an inch. He grunts in pain.
"I-I take it back." He gasps, but you squeeze a little harder.
"That's not a reason."
The man breaks down in a sob. "P-please. I'm begging you. I wasn't thinking-"
It would be so easy, just to kill him. Rip the heart out of that arrogant wolf and let him drop. You never forgot the feeling, the predatory hunger for blood and violence burning in your veins. Nor Elizabeth's disappointed look every time you ended up covered in blood and it didn't do any good.
Letting go of the heart, and pulling your hand out, you saw Victor's wound heal immediately. A full moon must have been just around the corner for a wolf to heal so quickly.
His release drew your attention to the rest of the pub. All those people, watching the scene with mixed expressions of horror and disbelief on their faces. Some clearly recognized you, others seemed surprised to witness a werewolf of that size being beaten so easily.
Vitor's blood stained the blouse Wanda gifted you, and you swallowed down the urge to vomit.
While you were trying to recover from the interaction, a duo cut through the crowd, and Tatiana's short giggle made you wince.
"Keep her in line, Wanda. We don't make a mess this close to humans in this neighborhood." The witch warns but Wanda is staring at you in complete mesmerization. You shake your wrist gently, letting the excess blood drip onto the floor before you start to move.
The adrenaline of the confrontation has starved you.
-&-
You barely enter the first alley before Wanda catches up with you.
"Where are you going?"
But you don't answer the question, you just keep walking and retort: "Go back inside, I won't be long."
For a moment, you think she'll obey, but how foolish of you. Wanda was probably the most stubborn Maximoff you've ever met.
She almost gives you a heart attack when she appears in your path, making you jump backward.
"What the hell...?"
"You're shutting me out." She declares, frustrated. You swallow dry, shaking your head.
"No, I'm just going for a walk to clear my head. See you at the apartment-"
"Taking a walk is what you're calling it now? I'm not an idiot, I know you're going to feed." Wanda interrupted annoyed, getting in your way and stopping you from fleeing. "Why do you keep trying to hide this part of yourself? I don't care that you're a vampire."
"Wanda, please, just move."
"No."
"Wanda."
She crosses her arms. "I wanna watch."Â
You choke, chuckling nervously. "Excuse me?"Â
But she doesn't lose her cool, nodding. "I want to watch you feed on someone."
Wanda imagined some reactions to the suggestion: anger, indignation, mockery. She didn't think you'd turn so clumsy, with rosy cheeks and unable to look her in the eye.
"You're a very odd individual." You mumble shyly, and she has to giggle confusedly, losing her serious pose to adjust the collar of your blouse.Â
"Pleaseee." She stretches out the word, liking the way a smile breaks across your lips or especially the way you stare at her mouth when she talks like that. "I'll behave. I'll just stay put and watch. I've never seen it happen before. Please, honey? Just once."
You sigh in defeat, and Wanda taps her hands before jumping on your neck, and hugging you excitedly. It's a very difficult struggle to keep your fangs away with her so close.
It doesn't even last half a minute, but it feels like an eternity because you want to feed and everything always moves slower if the vampire focuses on hunger.Â
"It's not going to be anything special, I don't want to cause a scene in your aunt's neighborhood." You let her know, thinking you need to talk a bit to push the dizziness away.
Wanda smiles excitedly. "Anything will be great, darling. Come on, I'll be right behind you."
It's easy to find prey in a place like New Orleans. You end up deciding on a restaurant waiter, isolated in one of the alleys. He's a young adult, distracted by chores, and you almost give up because of the smell of garbage so close by. But it's a very good isolated opportunity to waste like this.
Your fangs are already out when there's a noise behind you.
Wanda has bumped into something, loud enough to attract the boy's attention, who is startled by the two figures in the alley. One glimpse of your vampiric appearance and he's stumbling frightened away before starting to run.
You sigh incredulously, and Wanda appears in your field of vision.
"Sorry, it was..." She falls silent, surprised that you haven't gathered your usual looks and absorbing every detail of your face now. From the fangs to the completely darkened eye sclera. When she speaks, her voice is much huskier. "An accident."
"It's okay, it actually tastes better when they're scared." You shrug. "The adrenaline and fear accelerates the heart which pumps fresh blood throughout the body. That's why so many vampires prefer to hunt at night. People are more afraid of the dark than they think."
Wanda chuckles, looking at you in a way that makes you forget about the boy's footsteps becoming too distant to distinguish from the other sounds of the city.
"You're kind of a vampire nerd."Â
"I don't know what that word means." You give a confused laugh and Wanda moves closer.
"It means I think you're really cute." She retorts, making you gulp dryly. Her hands find your shoulders, and Wanda gets close enough for you to count her freckles. "And I'm dying to know how these little ones feel, darling. Do they hurt?â
She's too close for you to focus, but you make an effort. "Hm, just a little, when they come out. They usually only bother me when I'm really hungry."
Wanda's fists cross together behind your head, and she's definitely too close for you to think about anything other than her.
"And how hungry are you now?"
"Very, Miss Maximoff." You confess hoarsely. Wanda smiles mischievously, tilting her neck in your direction.
"Well, I think you should have a little taste."
"God, Wanda." Your eyes close on instinct, your face falling forward so that you sink into the gap in her collarbone. Wanda shudders, as affected as you are. Her hands-free themselves so that she can stroke your arm, as a reassurance that everything is all right, and also caress your hair because apparently everything so far hasn't been maddening enough for her.
Every cell of your spirit begs you to sink your fangs into the warm skin in front of you, to drink every drop until Wanda faints against you, but you fight nature itself with her help. Her soft sighs in your ear, assuring you that she trusts you.
"It'll only be a little bit, I promise." You assure her, licking the spot gently and drawing a deep sigh from the other girl. It's the sound you focus on before you take the first bite.
Wanda tenses at the slightest hint of pain, but another sensation takes over elsewhere. Her cheeks burn with the betrayal of her own body, and she finds herself unable to care about the mild pain while she's throbbing between her legs.
Her nails dig into your biceps, and she starts to squirm under you, surrendering to the sensation of your bodies so close together. You hum in satisfaction at the soothing of your hunger, and Wanda drops her hand to your waist.
"Enough, baby." She whispers the request, her nails scratching the hair on the back of your neck. "I'm starting to get dizzy."
You hold on a little tighter, and Wanda softens against your body. Her heart is pounding, and she is aware of her pathetic underwear situation. Your body heaved forward, and Wanda didn't have the strength to resist any pull. She feels her back hit the wall of the alley, and whimpers at the feel of your leg pressed between hers.
She doesn't think she has ever been so at someone's mercy as she is now. She just wants to tell you to help her relieve the pressure between her legs, but every time she tries to call you, what leaves her lips are needy moans.
And you kept feeding and the surroundings began to darken. Wanda only realized that she'd been grinding herself on your thigh all this time because her climax approached at high speed, and falling off the edge brought a momentary recovery of consciousness.
"Oh, God, detka!" She meows, spilling herself on your thigh. Her body spasms softly, and you tense up, stopping your feeding immediately. Wanda falls limp in your arms, trying to fuck herself stupidly even after the orgasm she's just achieved. Your arms are the only support keeping her upright. "Do that again."
You shake your head, pushing her sweaty hair out of her face. "No, I took more than I should have." You retort softly, and Wanda has to blink a few times to realize that your appearance has returned to normal. "What a terrible idea that was, Wanda. So dangerous⌠I was starving."
She gives you a dreamy little smile. "How do I taste?"
"The best I've ever had." You assure her before adjusting her to hold her in your arms just in time for Wanda to lose consciousness.
She dreams of the same feeling of being carried but in a place much colder than New Orleans.
-&-
She wakes up just in time to see you putting her to bed, all the way to the borrowed room in her aunt's empty apartment.
Wanda grabs your wrist before you can pull away after putting the covers over her.
"Hey." Your voice and gaze are so sweet that she almost forgets everything that has happened so far. But Wanda actually remembers very well, and the lingering sensation of your body against hers makes her shiver.Â
"Hey... sorry for blacking out on you." She murmurs, her free hand coming up to your face. You bite your lip, still hovering over her body and uncertain what you should do next. Should you pull away? Lean in and kiss Wanda like you've been dreaming of doing for weeks? She seems to be able to see all the hesitation in your eyes, and offers a reassuring smile, her hand caressing your cheek. "What's wrong?"
Wanda is definitely teasing you, but you don't mind, smiling too as you steady your hands next to her body on the mattress, face to face, the two of you waiting for the other to make a move first until the tension is almost unbearable. But you also remember what brought you there, and let out a small sigh.
"You shouldn't have baited me like that, Wanda. It's dangerous, I could have... lost control."
Her expression becomes almost mischievous, a smile threatening to break out on her lips. "I've survived much worse, darling."
You sigh in frustration. "Wanda..."
"It's the truth." She chuckles even though you move away to sit down properly. Wanda also mimics the gesture, looking for your hand on the bed so that you stop grimacing and look at her. "Hey, come on, don't be upset."
"I'm not."
"Then why the pout?" She leans in, kissing your cheek and you snort away, unable to stay angry with this adorably charming witch. "You have to trust me, sweetheart." She whispers, kissing your jaw. You sigh, squeezing her hand gently.
"I trust you with my life, Wanda." You let her know in the same tone, intertwining your fingers in her lap. Wanda smiles against your skin, chaste kisses trailing from your jaw to your collarbone. "I'm just scared... that one day, I'll lose control and hurt you. I'd never forgive myself."
She pulls away a little to look you in the eye. "I meant it what I said before." Starts the witch. "I've been through much worse. You weren't there to see... what I did to reach that little girl. You don't have to worry about hurting me, because it doesn't matter, I'll always heal." With your hesitation, she pulls further away to push the collar of her shirt aside and let you see the place where you fed on her a few minutes ago. "Look, it's gone. You have to trust me, darling. I know that the idea of anyone being stronger than an original is hard for you to accept, but believe me, I'll be fine. I'll always be fine, even if you are starving and out of your mind."
You grimace, adjusting yourself so that you can hold her by the waist and place her on your lap. "Just because you're going to heal doesn't mean I can hurt you. You deserve kindness, Wanda. I can give you my best." Your mouth meets hers, it's not a hungry kiss but it's a hot one and it takes Wanda out of her orbit. It's been a while since the last time, and well, it's never really been like this. She struggles a little to find her rhythm, for a short moment just panting against your experienced tongue, until she finally responds in an equally passionate way that makes you sigh and press your body to hers.Â
Wanda likes the sound. Wanda likes you.
"Can I take off your shirt?" Your request comes between one kiss and another, she hardly answers because her mind is clouded with arousal, and if she could be honest, she would have been out of her clothes a long time ago.Â
"Yes, please." She gasps back, anxious hands tracing your back. Wanda is restless under your touch, shy about your gaze once the clothes come off. But you do everything with an unbearable slowness that leaves her squeezing her thighs together in search of relief.Â
She had sex before - For the first time in a war-torn adolescence, an experience that was forgettable and almost regretted. And then with a machine man who could pretend but never had the biological need to do so.Â
This moment right now was like no other, being with someone who worshipped her body, who was as breathless as she was, who reacted to her touch and was practically at her mercy when she touched the right spot.
And Wanda finds that she loves it. Having you touch her and touch you back, and feeling your fangs scratch her skin every time she thrusts her hips into yours.
Pinned against the bed, naked as you are, your legs entwined together like your bodies. Sighs of pleasure mingle with the dance of your hips, and Wanda digs her nails into your back as your fangs press into her collarbone.Â
You drink less than last time, but her legs still tingle. Or maybe it's the orgasm hitting her hard.
This is different from the first - the whole bed vibrates with the wave of magic that escapes the witch with her back arched. You hold Wanda, even though you're also shaking with the force of your own climax. She initiates the next kiss this time, moaning into your tongue as she spins your bodies around with ease. Your hands entwine together at the top of your head, but Wanda lets go, lowering herself and getting a confused sigh from you.
"What are you up to, little witch?"
Then it occurs to her with your expression that you are four centuries old and have spent much of this time as a prisoner and that perhaps you haven't been so confident because Wanda is your first lover.
She looks back up, sitting on your hips, breathing out of rhythm but now with a new excitement shining in her eyes.
"Babe, be honest... have you ever been with a woman before?"
Your face gains a deep color, and you turn your gaze away. Wanda falls hard, even if it doesn't occur to her yet.
She giggles softly and you're even more embarrassed, but she doesn't let you move away, her firm legs holding you in place.
"Don't make fun of me." You mutter, and Wanda snorts softly.
"Never." She assures you, even though she already has a new dozen antics memorized. Her mouth kisses your jaw and goes down like her body. The color in your cheeks is for another reason soon. "I love being your first. I want to make you feel good."
You hesitate to hold her when she's stimulating you, worried about losing control of your own strength. The sheets are destroyed when Wanda flicks her tongue over your breasts, smiling with delight at the sight of you squirming.
She goes lower and you gasp for air. "What... are you doing?" You ask mortified. It's not the 1700s anymore, you have to remember. Female pleasure is, well, taken into account. Wanda bites the inside of your thighs, watching the muscles twitch for a moment.
"You'll love it, I promise." It's the only thing she says before diving in, her hot mouth pulling all the air from your lungs. It's the most wonderful thing you've ever felt. Wanda's tongue works on your most intimate part, teasing your entrance before she starts to eat you out hungrily. You grip the headboard, your eyes closed tightly. Wanda holds your legs open, and the knot in your stomach starts to become impossible to contain.Â
The witch seems to like it too. She moans for your taste on her tongue, and the new vibration pushes you over the edge. Wanda holds your spasming body without difficulty, you think she uses magic for that. And still calming down, it takes you a whole moment to stop seeing stars.
Wanda licks up every drop of your pleasure, moaning softly before meeting your gaze again. You can't hold it, and end up covering your reddened face with your arm while ignoring the smug giggle of the witch who begins to climb your body again.
"Don't be shy... you look so pretty when you moan my name." She praises you provocatively, and you can't help but smile, feeling completely relaxed. Wanda waits for you to look at her again, her arms resting on your shoulder so that she can look at you closely. "Hi."
Your hand finds her cheek. " Hi, yourself." She leans into your touch, her smile filling your chest with warm happiness. Wanda sighs.
"Can we stay like this? Just for a moment." She asks quietly, and something in her gaze tells her that the question isn't just for today. Wanda wants to know if you can be with her.
You would. Forever if she wished. "Of course, little witch. For as long as you want."
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no but like, he would be a cat person.
can we keep it? â miguel o'hara x reader
summary: you met the love of your life in an alternate universe, and when you laid eyes on it for the first time, you knew it was true love. though miggy was the only hurdle to your love with it, but of course, as is with all things, he lets you have your way and love it wholeheartedly. and maybe, just maybe... he comes to love it with you, too. word count: 772 a/n: i am so fucking terrified of cats BUT THESE KITTENS ARE CUTE, i might never hold one though willingly........... sadly..............
your eyes were big, bright, and hopeful. you wanted to express your absolute need to have it, to bring it home, to love and pamper it with all your heart and never let it fend for itself in the rain anymore, but of courseâ "no." he answered in a monotonous voice as he scrolled on the screen of his watch, setting coordinates back to HQ. you held the poor, wet kitten in your hands, bringing it closer to you. you had only known this kitten for 2 minutes, but you felt like those minutes were 2 lifetimes already. "please mig! c'mon, spider cat hates me, this kitty's in love with me, and i love it, too!" you pleaded as miguel opened up a portal back to earth-928 and stepped forward to enter it; however, you grabbed his wrist and tugged him back out. he sighed and glared at you, barely turning his head around. "do i need to remind you i don't necessarily give a damn if a cat likes you or not?" he asked you sarcastically.
"well, no, but... just look at it! look!" you cried out as you let go of his hand and cupped the kitten with both of your hands. miguel refused to let this tomfoolery play out any longer, so to get you to shut up, he reluctantly turned around and faced the feline. though to his surprise... the kitten's eyes were as big and sweet as you described them. they seemed to be in a constant pleading state, pleading miguel to let it come with you both. "miggy, oh, please! let me come home with you..." you said in a high-pitched voice as you moved the kitten around, imitating it.
"i'll be a good kitty and stay out of trouble! i'll poo in the right litter box, i'll be loved to bits by my new best friend who's much cooler than you, but that's besides the point!" you said as you acted like the kitten, with the kitten poking its tongue out as you shook it around while imitating it. miguel sighed as he waved his hand dismissively and turned around. "...you promise to take care of it?" "yes." "take responsibility for it?" "yes." "use your own money to feed it, give it water, proper housing, its shots, checkups, medicines, and such?" "yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, and yes." "then fine. just keep it out of trouble, do not bring that furball near me, and shut up on the way back." miguel said as he stepped inside the portal, with you giggling and cheering as you finally had a kitty friend with you.
by the time you returned to HQ, you showed everyone your new best friend, your kitten! everyone was fawning over it, albeit spider cat couldn't care less, your kitten stole everyone's love and hearts. even lyla had ranted to miguel that he should have made her a life-sized vessel for her to be able to pet it, but miguel merely grumbled at her complaint. "it's just a cat." he said as lyla raised her eyebrow at him. "yeah, a cat that stole not only everyone's hearts... but theirs, too. they did find that cat first, so guess you lost to a cat of all creatures." lyla quipped as miguel felt embarrassed about, well... losing your attention and love to a cat.
not that he was gonna admit yet, of course; you were happy with the cat, who was he to hinder you from being happy? though he kinda wished thatâ "i wish i was that cat." miguel whispered under his breath as lyla leaned in closer. "what?" she asked, but miguel turned away with a sigh. "nothing." he said as he turned away from his desk and hopped down from his platform to leave his office. he got to the doors, when suddenlyâ "i wish i was that cat," those six words made miguel halt in his tracks as he heard his own hushed voice reverberate throughout HQ. miguel felt his face grow hot and his eyes widen as the door opened and... you were there, with the kitten in your arms.
"uh, hi mig." you said awkwardly with a nervous smile as miguel got super flustered now, knowing you heard that announcement loud and clear. "and for the record, yes, he means that cat." lyla clarified as she logged off before miguel could tear her displayed image apart. well, he has some explaining to do... never though you'd live to see the day miguel o'hara of all people would be jealous of your cat, but that's a story for another time.
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Camp Wiegman-Part 72
Lucy Bronze x Ona Batlle
Alternative Universe: Military School
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Monday, March 21; 6:30 AM - Dormitory
The atmosphere on this Monday morning is very heavy. It isn't Lucy who came to do the daily check. It seems that information about last night's incident has been escalated higher than expected. Itâs crazy how a minor altercation could have such wide-reaching consequences. When I asked Ingrid about it, she said it was beyond her control. Wiegman was apparently notified last night by students who complained, and it seems this has landed Alba in serious trouble. It looks like sheâll be stuck with Lucy all day. I find it excessive, but according to Ingrid, Wiegman wanted to impose a severe punishment on someone who is in their final year. I hadnât noticed before, but it seems several people witnessed the dispute from behind their windows. Alexia is furious to learn weâve been spied on like this. Fortunately, nothing serious was revealed. Itâs safe to say thereâs no point in discussing it with Ale this morning. I didnât try to stop her when she stormed out of the room this morning. I did make sure to thank Ingrid for the information before we went our separate ways. I was about to join my roommate at that moment, but Misa intercepted me as I was leaving.
"Hey."
"Hi."
She seems really uncomfortable. I think I know why sheâs here. We might not get along, but weâre connected by our loved ones who have issues. We witnessed a conversation that should have stayed private. The difference between her and me is that I know the answers to her questions, and she must suspect as much. I abandon the idea of joining Ale to stay with Misa, who looks quite worried.
"People seem pretty excited this morning..." she comments.
I smile sadly. I can tell sheâs trying to make small talk. She probably doesnât know whatâs going on. If I know, itâs because I have good relations with the instructors. I nervously run my hand through my hair. If I were in her place, Iâd appreciate being informed, so I go ahead.
"Listen, I just learned that Albaâs in serious trouble because of her outburst last night. Sheâs going to be stuck with Bronze for the day."
"Really?" she asks, surprised. "Damn... How do you know?"
"Uh, Engen. She just informed Ale. She left angry. I was planning to join her."
I congratulate myself on coming up with such a realistic excuse. If we know, itâs only because we hang out with our instructor outside of here.
"This is ridiculous! This situation is going too far!"
"I agree."
"Bronze did this?"
"No, Wiegman was informed. Sheâs just following orders, I suppose..."
"You seem close with her. Canât you talk to her?"
"Iâd like to, but when the orders donât come from her, thereâs not much she can do."
She bites her lip and shakes her head. She looks distressed. I hope they havenât planned anything for the weekend because Alba is likely to be stuck here because of this situation.
"Thanks... Youâre nicer than I expected."
"Uh, thanks, I guess."
We laugh together. In reality, Iâve never quite known what to make of her. Sheâs intriguing. Sheâs always been cold from the start. I was surprised that Alba was dating her, but then again, she must be nicer than we all imagine.
"We didnât start off well; Iâm sorry. I was afraid you might be interested in Alba someday. Sheâs always shown interest in you since you arrived, whereas Iâve had my eye on her for a long time," she admits.
I smile at her honesty. I suspected her behavior was related to Alba. She used to give me dagger looks every time she saw us laughing together.
"You donât have to apologize; I understand. She made advances, but I turned her down right from the start. Iâm in a situation Iâm happy with my girlfriend, and I have no intention of looking elsewhere. So you can be at ease."
She nods again. I can tell sheâs holding back questions.
"Go on, itâs my day of charity, so ask me the questions that are bothering you."
"Oh noâ"
"Yes, I insist," I giggle. "Take advantage of it, it doesnât happen every day."
"No, I was just thinking that youâre close with Ale. Alba really values your friendship. She thought Alexia was very lonely before you came."
"Thatâs true. Weâve become very close."
"She must confide in you a lot."
I smile, understanding where sheâs going with this.
"Yes. I know everything thatâs going on, but itâs not my place to say."
"Do you know her girlfriend?"
"Yes. Iâve seen her before. Sheâs from Manchester."
"Yes, Alba knows that, but she doesnât know who knows, and I think thatâs whatâs bothering her. She realizes itâs serious and she doesnât know if the girl is decent."
"Sheâs good for her, I can assure you. Sheâs the love of her life. If Alexia doesnât reveal her identity, itâs because sheâs afraid Alba wonât accept her. It would be a disaster for her; sheâs only known her sister as family before her girlfriend and me."
"I see..."
"Well, you know what? Try to pass on this message to her before tonight so she can calm down. As for me, Iâll go see Bronze to see if I can change her mind about the confrontation tonight."
"I donât think youâll manage. They almost fought last night because of Alba. Sheâs out of control when sheâs angry, and I doubt Bronze will let this discussion go on without a mediator."
"You think?"
"Definitely. Negotiate our presence at the meeting instead. Maybe our presence will reassure them."
Sheâs probably right. Lucy wonât risk leaving them alone after last night. Iâll need to persuade her not to repeat anything to Jenni then.
"Okay," I sigh. "Weâll go with that."
"Cool... Thanks for your help."
"You donât have to thank me. Iâm doing it for Alexia. But it was nice talking to you."
She gives me a shy smile in response. I think I might have at least managed to bury the hatchet with this conversation, so thatâs a win.
"If you want to know, I was a bit annoyed that you managed to be so well-connected in such a short time. You hadnât done anything to make friends, yet you were the center of everyoneâs attention when you arrived. I never figured out how you did it," she laughs.
"Itâs thanks to Ale that I got into the group. Thatâs why I owe her so much. As for the attention from other students, I could have done without it, you know," I giggle.
"Not surprising," she laughs. "It must have been really overwhelming."
"Yeah, but itâs all over now, and thatâs a relief."
"People eventually get used to everything," she finishes with a shrug.
I nod and open the door to the cafeteria.
"Want to eat with us?" I offer.
"Iâd love to, thanks."
"Just donât expect a good atmosphere. Iâve never seen Ale in such a foul mood."
She laughs, saying she wouldnât expect anything different given the situation. I really hope everything gets resolved quickly.
Monday, March 21; 1:45 PM - Classroom Building
I make my way through the students heading to their classes as I head to Lucyâs office. I havenât had the chance to see or speak with her yet. However, just seeing her from afar with a tense expression and Alba slumped on the table at noon makes it clear that their morning wasnât the most glorious.
- Â Bronze, Â I call out as sheâs about to close the door to her office.
I see her frown before spotting me in the crowd. She relaxes and lets me in before shutting the door. Before I can say a word, I find myself pressed against the door with her lips on mine. I cling to her hair, but itâs quickly interrupted by a throat clearing. I blush seeing Ingrid in the room, but Lucy doesnât seem bothered, sighing into my neck. Her friend watches us with a small amused smile while I am mortified. I donât particularly enjoy public displays, but I endure it knowing Lucy needs affection right now. I donât even dare to ask the question I came for, fearing it might upset her.
- Â Can we just go back to the weekend? Â she murmurs.
I laugh, running my hand through her hair and kissing her temple.
- Â Iâd like that too. Â
- Â Tell me youâre here to explain all this nonsense. Alba didnât want to tell me anything, no matter how much I tried to break her this morning. Â
I raise an eyebrow. I expected her to figure it out herself.
- Â What? Â
- Â I thought youâd understand. Alba was worried because we came back just before the scheduled time. Since it had never happened before, she thought she was never coming back. She knows Ale is seeing someone, but she doesnât know who it is. Â
- Â Oh... Is this all because she doesnât know about Jenni? Itâs absurd. Â
- Â Well, Iâd be annoyed too if Joan didnât tell me who heâs seeing. Can you imagine the worry she must have if she hadnât come back? Â
She sighs and steps back. I understand she might not get it since she doesnât have siblings, but I do.
- Â And so what? Iâm not going to force Alexia to reveal Jenniâs identity. Â
- Â I spoke with Misa this morning, Â I say, raising her eyebrow. Â Weâd like to be present tonight. At least we can help ease the atmosphere. I canât see Alexia until tonight, so I wonât have time to talk to her before then. Â
- Â Okay, Â she sighs. Â Letâs do that. Now Iâll walk you to class, Â she says, checking her watch. Â Youâre late after all. Â
- Â Itâs not a big deal. Â
- Â It will be if he doesnât accept you. You wonât get your weekend if Wiegman is in a bad mood. Â
- Â I have Johnson. Iâll just use your charm and weâll be set. Â
I give her a wink that makes her roll her eyes with a small smile. She kisses me one last time and waves goodbye to Ingrid. We head towards my classroom. This day feels endless; I canât wait for it to be over.
 Monday, March 21; 5:15 PM - Lucyâs Office Â
Iâm slouched in a chair in front of Lucyâs desk, waiting for the others to arrive. Misa was the first to come. She chose the chair next to mine to keep the Putellas siblings as far away as possible, just in case. I managed to catch her between classes to tell her to come here after school. Ingrid isnât here, but Iâm not surprised. She never involves herself in problems that donât concern her unless she has to. Lucy sips her coffee while observing us. Misa, whoâs in class with Alba and Ale, let us know she was the first to leave the locker rooms after their sports session. She didnât want to wait for them because she suspects theyâre taking their time.
- Â If this keeps up, Iâm going to go get them, Â my girlfriend says, annoyed.
Just then, thereâs a knock on the door. Alexia is the first to enter, closely followed by her brother. You can feel the palpable tension radiating from them. When Ale sees me, she looks surprised at first but then relieved. She immediately sits down next to me.
- Â Sorry for the delay, Â she says to my girlfriend.
- Â No problem. Weâre just waiting for you, Alba. I donât have all day. Â
Alba clenches her fists and takes the last available seat next to Misa. No one knows how this conversation will end, but Lucy is the one who takes charge, opening the proceedings.
- Â Well. Weâre finally gathered after a fifteen-minute wait, Â she says with a disconcerting calm. Â Donât think Iâm thrilled to be here for such a ridiculous matter. What happened yesterday is unacceptable. Private matters should not be exposed like they were yesterday. I wonât force anyone to talk, but if you need to, now is the time. Misa and Ona insisted on being here to support you. Weâll act as mediators if needed. Itâs not something thatâs offered to you every day. Â
Her opening statement leads to silence. For a long time, no one dares to speak. Alexia focuses intently on her nails while her sister turns her head away from us. I exchange a look with Misa that says a lot about our thoughts.
- Â I donât understand why you donât just say who it is, Â Alba says very calmly.
Lucy, who has been watching us, leans back in her seat, crossing her arms while making sure to keep her coffee in hand. Sheâs understood that sheâs just started the discussion.
- Â Because you always act excessively when it comes to my relationships. Iâve never been able to have a decent friend. Either they ran away because you were too protective, or you made me lose them by making us change schools. Â
- Â Oh, and you think I enjoyed doing that? You have a talent for always picking the wrong people! Most of them werenât even worth associating with. Â
-  Excuse me, but I wouldnât have appreciated someone choosing my friends for me either, I interject.
- Â You have nothing to say, Â she snaps at me. Â You donât know what kind of mess we were in. And besides, youâre not exactly good at choosing your friends either! Â
Lucy sits up at these words. I knew she would defend me, but I didnât need her to do it.
- Â You donât know anything about my life either! Who do you think you are to judge everyone around you? Itâs honorable to want to protect your sister from the world, but we live in a world where suffering is not an option. We all go through tough times, but that doesnât mean everyone else has to suffer too! Yes, I had a painful past, yes, I struggled to overcome it, but I did it! Alexia is challenging you to show that sheâs finally ready to live without you in her life, and youâre having a hard time accepting it, thatâs all! Youâll have to face the fact that sheâs not the little girl you used to defend at all costs! Â
My retort surprises her enough to silence her completely. When I catch Lucyâs eye, I notice her smile. I feel proud of myself for managing to say this without stuttering. Iâm no longer that defenseless girl who arrived here at the beginning of the year. Iâm finally starting to regain my confidence.
-Â Ona is right, Ale murmurs. Â Youâre my sister, and I understand your intentions, but youâre really being a pain. Iâve never regretted following you here, but you really need to stop covering for me. I can make my own decisions now. Â
- Â Iâm sorry you feel that way, she sighs.
She stands up, turning his back on us. Our words seem to have affected her more than she wanted. After a moment of reflection, she turns back around.
- Â Are you afraid Iâll judge your girlfriend? Does she even exist? Â
- Â Of course she exists. If Iâm not telling you who she is, itâs because I fear your reaction. Â
- Â If you say that, then I must know her. Are you back with Laia? Â
- Â Eww, no! Â
I laugh at the image. Itâs true; she did date her. I almost forgot how she no longer hangs out with us much. Ale sighs, casting a glance my way. Sheâs trying to figure out what to do, but itâs not up to me to decide. So, I shrug.
- Â You know her too, Ona? Â she suddenly realizes.
- Â Well, yes. I thought I had already mentioned that we spend our weekends together lately. Â
- Â With your girlfriend, I assume, she murmurs, staring at my neck.
I turn around, burying my head in my hands. Lucy seems to find this scene amusing, even though itâs all her fault. She seriously needs to calm her bloodlust in the future.
- Â Anyway, she grumbles. Â If I promise to accept her, would you be willing to introduce her to me? We could have a man-to-man conversation that way. Â
I roll my eyes. Alexia sighs and, against all odds, surprises everyone by conceding.
- Â Her name is Jenni. Jenni Hermoso Â
I turn to see Albaâs reaction. She doesnât seem to recognize the name at first. I then remember she doesnât know the names. Thereâs a spark in her eyes as she makes the connection.
- Â Hermoso ? Instructor Hermoso ? Â
- Â You promised not to get angry, Â I remind her.
She takes a deep breath, pinching the bridge of her nose. Everything must have clicked into place in her mind.
-Â You were the student who had a relationship with her? Are you kidding me? You let Luna get expelled in your place!?Â
- It was her idea, Alexia defends herself. She wanted to leave here.Â
Seeing that she was starting to lose her composure despite her promise not to get angry, I glance at Misa to signal her. Itâs her moment to act. She understands the message and stands up.
- Remember what I told you this afternoon, Misa says.
-Â How can I believe that sheâs a good match for her!? Sheâs much older than she is!Â
-Â Not that much, Lucy replies. Only six years.Â
We all turn to Lucy. Her expression is cold. Itâs clear she will defend her best friend at all costs. Alba turns pale, but the reasons are different from what I expected.
-Â A-are you going to tell Wiegman? Alexia will be expelled if you do!Â
Thatâs true; I hadnât considered that option. She doesnât know that Lucy is my girlfriend.
- No, she says. The matter is closed, and I have no intention of jeopardizing a studentâs future at this point in the year.Â
She nods with relief. We exchange a small, discreet smile. Living our relationship in front of my loved ones is getting increasingly difficult.
-Â I want to meet her.Â
- Iâm not sure thatâs a good idea, Ale comments.
-Â Why not? You want me to accept her, donât you? So, I want to meet her. I want to make sure she takes care of you.Â
Alexia looks at me with concern. Itâs a good idea. I would have suggested that we accompany her for this encounter, but Lucy would never agree. Too many people already know about us, and we canât risk putting ourselves in more danger. One wrong conversation and everything could be ruined. I still nod gently to confirm that she should agree. She bites her lip and turns to her sister.
-Â Okay. But Iâm warning you, you better not threaten her or anything. I really care about her, so you better not mess things up. We both know how you can lose your temper over nothing.Â
- Yeah, yeah, Iâll try to stay calm, she mutters.
-Â Well, I think thatâs settled then.Â
-Â Yes. Thank you, Ale replies.
-Â Itâs my job. Now, you all better get out of here. I have other work waiting for me.Â
-Â Can I stay? For my homework.Â
-Â If you want, but I wonât have time to help you with your revisions tonight.Â
-Â Thatâs okay. I was told to slow down, so Iâm not sure Iâll be studying tonight.Â
-Â I donât know who told you that, but itâs very good advice.Â
I laugh as I get up. The others follow suit and put the two extra chairs back in front of Ingridâs desk. I tell them Iâll join them once Iâm finished here. Unlike me, they are very eager to leave.
-Â If you could avoid getting into fights before then, Iâd appreciate it.Â
- Weâll try, Alexia replies with amusement. Have a good evening.Â
-Â Good evening to you too.Â
They leave, leaving the door open. I would have preferred them to close it, but itâs not a big deal. Lucy is already engrossed in her computer, so I take out my things.
- That went pretty well, didnât it? Lucy asks.
-Â Yes, it did. I think itâll be fine now.Â
-Â Hmm. Alexia realizes we wonât be there for the meeting between the two buddy, right?Â
I laugh and nod.
-Â I think she suspects as much, but Iâll remind her.Â
-Â Good. What a shitty day. You better not make a mistake this week. I donât want to end up spending my weekend here as well.Â
- Iâll try to be on my best behavior, I tease her.
-Â Itâs not funny. I have a meeting with Wiegman on Friday. Iâm going to give her my resignation letter.Â
-Â Oh, really?Â
I didnât even know she had written it. Anyway, she must have prepared it during the day.
- Arenât you happy? she smiles. It feels like the end is near.Â
- Itâs not that Iâm not happy, itâs just that it adds more pressure, I giggle.
She rolls her eyes with amusement. Iâve never had the blues about an exam. Even my high school diploma seemed less important compared to now.
-Â Itâll be fine, donât worry. Youâre really putting too much pressure on yourself for nothing.Â
-Â Hmm.Â
-Â Finish your homework and then go join your friends. Itâll do you good. Alexia is probably looking forward to talking to you.Â
I nod and get to work. Sheâs right. I could tell she hoped I would follow her advice.
- Thank you. I donât know what Iâd do without you, I say, making her laugh.
- I donât know either. I often wonder that myself, she teases.
-Â Oh, and by the way. Youâre not planning to talk about what happened with Jenni, are you?Â
-Â I would have if it hadnât ended so well. Weâll see how things turn out now. One thingâs for sure, itâs their problem, not ours.Â
I bite my lip at her response. Sheâs right, but that doesnât stop me from worrying about my friend. I hope everything will turn out okay for her. I really donât want to have to pick up the pieces.
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I have seen many tarnish Gray for what he did in the Avatar Arc, in which he abandoned Juvia without a word.
Well, here I am, butting in to put my perspective. While I do understand how it is annoying for Gray to do that, he could have put a word into it, a sign maybe, but he just grabbed his luggage and left. Some also blame Erza because she was the one who told Gray to do so. And the root of the fans being mad is because of how Juvia ended up in the end, she was worried sick, literally and the rain came back, it was sorrowful :(. But also because there was an alternative way to avoid Juvia being heart broken, and Gray/Erza feeling guilty, it's the fact that Juvia could have joined the cover with Gray and benefited them more. However it didn't, Mashima...had other plans.
And sadly Mashima did not bother with drawing or writing scenes between Gray's apology to Juvia or even Erza's, so we are set with the behind scenes. I have high hopes that Gray AND Erza apologized to Juvia, and that Juvia didn't take it to heart, because she only cared about Gray's safety, and understood the mission behind it, protecting her was their first priority. Maybe Gray argued with Erza at first because the thought of leaving Juvia behind with no word didn't go well with Gray, I am pretty sure he'd even suggest to take her with him ( he knows how strong Juvia is) but Erza knows the stakes of getting Juvia involved, maybe Juvia might have become the target? Maybe if Gray left her with a letter, she'll follow him. The point is, Erza had her own thoughts and worries, she didn't want to risk her friend's wellbeing. And Gray had to go with it, because the idea of Juvia physically getting hurt will haunt him forever.
But again, it wasn't very wise either. Juvia fell sick anyways.
Gray's attitude towards her by the end was guilty, he feels like a jerk for leaving her like that, and so did Erza in that phone call with Natsu. She does feel guilty about it.
Anyways, Judging Erza and Gray's personalities, I am pretty sure they took the time to apologise to Juvia, and she deserved it. I don't hate Erza nor Gray about it, but I don't find it reasonable either :/, there were better approaches to deal with it. Besides this, their worry was also understandable, because going under cover for a guild that works for Zeref's arrival is very dangerous and Gray had to be very careful, the blonde hair guy was already suspicious of him, so I wonder what would have happened if Juvia did join in.
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games without sheets (like no need to write anything down)
THEME: Games Without Character Sheets.
Hello there, Iâve got a bit of a range here for games. Some are solo, some are lighthearted, and some are good for contemplative conversations.
Oh Maker, by Kienna Shaw.
You are an android, an artificial intelligence. Made, not born. Your Creator, your programming, and the world you occupy will vary, as will the scenes you play. But the question remains the same. To find its answer is the gameâŚ
Oh Maker is a Descended From the Queen card-based game of communal story-telling, designed by Kienna Shaw (@KiennaS) and Jason Cutrone (@JustJasonPls).Â
In it, 3 or more players take on the role of androids who, through their own unique experiences and exploits, will come to confront their very nature. Select from 10 distinct Creators, those who gave the group form and function, and their respective worlds - or generate your very own - and utilize the various prompts provided to collectively explore the question of consciousness, and maybe even find some answers.
For The Queen is a card game that introduced a new way of playing story games, and has plenty of hacks that use the same style of answering prompts to tell different kinds of stories. Many of these games expect you to start as characters with very clear goals or beliefs, but as you move through the prompts, your characters may experience doubts, or a change of heart. As a result, the end of the game is often something you cannot predict. The bulk of the experience involves pulling cards from a deck and answering the questions involved, although if you play online the game might come with alternative options. If you like the idea of this gameplay but you want to see what is out there besides a game about androids, you might want to check the Games section of the For The Queen website.
Games To Play While Falling Asleep, by Meguey Baker.
As an adult, falling asleep is hard sometimes. Our worries are the same, but wider in reach. And if we have a sleeping partner, letting them sleep if they can is a gift of loving kindness. So, sometimes, I play these games to fall asleep.
You canât write anything down if youâre trying to sleep, so games that are meant to take place where you donât have access to pen or paper are a possible good fit for you. I know there are some other solo games out there on Itch, but this is the one that first came to mind, and it looks like itâs a collection, so if one game doesnât fit your fancy, another one might!
A Long Night in the Mech Bay, by Nested Games.
A 2 Player Tabletop Roleplaying Game about Relationships Reforged in Conflict
In an ever shifting war that has spread to the entire Merseus System, the Roran Federation's Ace Pilot has barely escaped from their life from a recent incident. Sadly, there is no time to rest for the pilot or their mechanic. This Mech needs to be ready to fight tomorrow and no one else is available to help. Itâs going to be a long night.
I think that you could play this game without writing anything down, as long as you are able to remember the 4 truths established at the beginning of the game; truths that define your characters and their relationship to each-other. The game leads you through three mini-games; two Reveries and one Testing the Waters.
You play with a number of some kind of token, whether that be poker chips or coins or buttons. Each Reverie consists of a number of questions the characters will ask each-other, causing emotional wounds or repairing broken pieces of the relationship. Testing the Waters involves narrating how the last interaction between the Mechanic and the Pilot plays out. I think this game could end in a positive or negative light, depending on how you decide to answer each-otherâs questions. If you want a game that navigates the intimacy of a relationship where a life hangs in the balance, this might be your game.
Bad Moon, by Adira Slattery.
THE MOON IS BIG THE MOON GLOWS YOU ARE BELOW SHE IS UP HIGH THE MOON HAS RISEN IN THE SKY AND THE MOON HAS PISSED YOU OFF TIME TO STOP LETTING HER GET AWAY WITH IT
In this game, you will yell at the Moon because you love her and you have no other options left. She must understand how she has hurt you. You will be heard. The Moon must hear you. She mustâŚ
This is a two-player game of catharsis, with one player listening, and the other venting their feelings. The supplicant should read through the introduction of the game and create a problem that The Moon is responsible for. They are expected to work though the problem in itâs entirety - how it started, why the Moon is involved, and why you love her so much and how that love has made the problem worse. At the very end of the game, the Moon will respond - and her response will end the game.
Clown Helsing, by Planarian.
Clowns. We've all seen them⌠riding their unicycles, blowing up balloons at parties, piling in garish hordes from tiny cars, waddling around in bulbous red shoes, passed out in a dumpster stinking of booze and regret. For what do these martyrs of mirth sacrifice themselves? The answer is they do it for us. Not just to fill our need for laughter and merriment, but because they defy the doom of mankind! Clowns are man's only salvation against⌠Vampires.
Clown Helsing is incredibly simple, although I should clarify that it is a game where only the players donât need to write anything down. The GM might have to make a few notes about the vampires that the group is facing off against, although these should mostly be jot notes, not anything extensive. Players simply have to remember three things about their clown: the clownâs name, their clownâs style, and their clownâs niche party trick. All of your encounters take place using rounds of rock-paper-scissors, which lends to a fast-paced, goofy kind of game.
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DIY Identity (An Odd Bijou), by S. Kaiya J.
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Ectoberhaunt Day 13: Isekai: Old Hero New World
Summary: Danny doesn't know how he got here, but science seems to have advanced a lot... and gotten very animal focused?!
(cw: alternating pov)
Ao3 link
An explosion in the lab and a tumble through a random portal inside the realms later, Danny has no idea where he is.
Blue skies, green plants. He knows he must be on Earth, but where?
Doesn't help that the green is getting closer as he moves upwards. Oh, he's going down!
Are those trees?
Oh yeah, he also seems to be falling!
Danny sure hopes he's in ghost form. Not looking forward to if this is how he kicks the bucket for real. Either way, this is gonna hurt.
No energy to scream and barely conscious as it is, snapping branches snuff out any awareness he momentarily had.
The Wild Kratts crew are relaxing in the Tortuga when Koki gets an alert by some Wild Kratts Kids. It was Aiden! Something strange happened in the forest near his home.
Something had a big crash in the woods and it seems to have scared the animals near by and the kids are worried.
Could it be one of their usual villains? Maybe, but they tend to be more subtle than this. Hopefully it's not a new villain they need to worry about.
The crew packs up and heads to the North American Eastern Woodlands, full of concern and mounting dread.
Danny wakes on a bed of broken branches and is surrounded by trees walling him in, the sun shining through the canopy. A squirrel napping on him scurried away as he sat up to take in his surroundings more clearly.
How long was I out?
He's not Sam and can't identify plants on sight, but he's pretty sure this forest is local or at least similar to what he's used to. He thinks these might be oak trees but don't quote him on that. It just seems likely that he at least stayed in the U.S. is all.
It'd be easier to find out where he is if he could check the stars but, sadly, it's the middle of the day. No stars for him. A shame.
Checking himself for injuries, he finds that he must have changed back after crashing. The timing for it makes the most sense for one.
Hoping he doesn't have a concussion or any broken bones that he can't feel, Danny starts to walk through the forest. Too worn out to fly for now.
That and he doesn't know if its safe to risk it or if someone would see Phantom and call the GIW or something.
Danny limped forward in the direction he chose randomly and saw the sun peaking brighter through the trees. Hoping that it means there's a clearing, he speeds up as much as he can.
The closer he got, the louder and more distinct voices became in that direction.
They sound young.
Once he reached the edge of the forest and into the clearing, his legs gave out. He has been walking without rest since he woke up and Danny can't even remember when he last ate.
As he blacks out, his only thought was how he must look to the kids who had to be nearby.
Hope this doesn't traumatize them.
The crew arrives on scene. The clearing near the beaver pond seems undamaged but they know better than to just judge without investigating.
The area is eerily quiet, especially for this time of day.
Jimmy pulls them in for a landing and the others get ready to disembark. Kratt brothers Martin and Chris make their way to the concerned children first thing when the Tortuga landed.
"Ok, just to be clear. What did you hear?" Martin beat Chris to the punch in asking.
"There was a big crash deep in the woods. And then the whole forest went quiet. We haven't seen almost any animals since." The older of the two brothers answered, the younger one nodding to confirm he heard it, too.
After deliberating with the others, the Kratt brothers were about to venture into the woods to investigate. About to.
Because right before they could, a boy, early teens at oldest, stumbled out of the forest looking like he had been through a very rough hike.
Meanwhile, miles away but in the same forest hours ago:
The whelp didn't notice him?! What an insult. The halfling is quick to notice the presence of a ghost, even if due to that 'ghost sense' of his. To not be noticed means it was on purpose or something is wrong with his prey. Yet he seemed to be functioning like usual!
Skulker hovers above the treeline, watching Danny plummet into the leafy abyss.
"Pathetic. The whelp really must be slipping if he failed to notice me. Although his parents were right there and disrupted the sanctity of my hunt! They have no respect for actual hunters. Closer to savages who target indiscriminately than a hunter who can tell which prey is worth the effort and which are bottom feeders best left alone. Even the whelp knows that! They are more akin to Plasmius and his cruel experiments on the recently dead and never born than true hunters." The ghost thought out loud to himself, mentally marking his observations down as he flew. Grumbling along the way. "It should not matter where the hunt took place, even inside the cursed residence."
He left to find something more fun to hunt in the meantime. The whelp was no fun when he doesn't bring a challenge!
And he didn't have to search long.
He didn't happen upon a creature catching his eyes but another hunter! One with a different style and class than he's seen the human world have before! Even if he hasn't really seen most of the human world. He won't stay, of course, but he can observe these new methods and see if he can add them to his own style. The possibilities are endless.
Coming into consciousness was never fun as he was forced to take stock of what is wrong. Danny is sure more damage to his person happened since the last time he did so. A few hours ago. He thinks.
He has never been good at telling time on a good day, let alone on a day where he hasn't been aware of time's passing.
Sitting up, he realized his burns he can now feel have fresh bandages on and that he is not alone or surrounded by trees this time.
He seems to instead be in some kind of medical room. Not professional and it lacks the smell of antiseptic and buzzing of florescent lighting of a hospital. One less thing to worry about, he supposed.
I am getting real tired of not knowing what's going on.
A young woman poked her head in the room. She had a tan complexion, neatly tied back hair, and a bright yellow jacket. Her face lit up once she saw him, kind brown eyes landing on him.
"Hey, we were worried about you!"
Danny doesn't know this woman nor why she'd be worried. Sure he was hurt, but he got hurt all the time!
In lieu of answering with words, he used his very confused expression and pointed to himself to ask and make sure.
"Yes, you! What kind of kid goes hiking in the middle of the woods without any gear or ways of communication?"
Oh yeah, my phone should still be in my room. Haven't had the chance to tell anyone something happened. That and something was in the lab, of course I went alone!
"Someone who woke up there and just started walking." Danny was still groggy having just woken up, his mouth moved before his thoughts caught up with him.
"Just woke up there?!"
Ooops, guess that was the wrong thing to say.
"Sorry? It was the middle of the night when someone broke in and the sun was up when I woke up in the middle of all the trees."
Her face looks sickened.
SHIIIT. WHY CAN'T I SAY THE RIGHT THING?!
"What I meant was 'Hi, my name is Danny, what is yours?'!" he near panic shouted out of sheer embarrassment.
Taking a second, the woman in yellow tried to get her thoughts in order while making sure her mouth worked. Hopefully better than his as he keeps putting his foot in his mouth.
"R-right, I'm Aviva and you're on the Tortuga. The headquarters of the Wild Kratts crew."
"That was a lot of words that you said. I don't know what a 'Tortuga' or a 'Wild Kratts' is but it's nice to meet you, Aviva." Danny answered her with a polite smile and an attempt at a handshake which she thankfully returned.
"Well, it seems we both have questions. How about I get the others so I'm not the only one trying to clear this up with you? Or you can move to the main area when you're ready. Ayaiyai, I am not the team medic. I think I'll grab someone else to clear you and get you something to eat and drink. They'll want to know you're awake, anyway."
All he could do was not as she left the room muttering to herself like mad with a dazed expression.
Great, more strangers. At least I can get answers soon. Hopefully.
Martin and Chris were investigating the forest. Something mysterious is happening and they don't like what they've been seeing.They found the spot of broken branches a good ways in like something fell from way up high.
They sure hope it wasn't anything alive because they doubt whatever it was would have survived the fall. But given that there are nothing but broken branches, either an animal dragged it off or the fallen object got up on its own.
It wasn't just that. If it was just whatever fell, the forest wouldn't be as silent as it is. It's giving them an eerie feeling.
Chris searches for clues from the trees as the climbing brother while Martin checks from the ground.
Heavy boot prints and purposefully damaged plant life hints at someone dangerous out here. They worry about the kid they found who came from this direction and woke up here according to him if Aviva's report is accurate.
They decide to continue investigating a bit longer before heading back. Their animal friends could be in danger and a kid has been targeted!
Only, they didn't need to continue looking. The air grew colder when before the sun kept them warm and now it's like the sun can't reach them. A deafening silence even more noticeable over the lack of forest noise, and a new sound of the whine of small rockets like a jet pack.
Out of the corner of their eyes they could see a silver suit of armor and flaming green hair. A net suddenly sprung out at them and they barely managed to dodge!
The only thing they heard from this new villain was him calling for a 'whelp' and that nothing else in the area would be worth his time, but that they would do for now.
Danny made his way to the main area of this building he woke up in, having gotten tired of waiting, when he heard an alarm. Still exhausted, he braces against the wall after the noise assaults his ears.
What the?
Now fully awake, he tries to understand what has everyone in such a tizzy.
Two men were on a video call on the big screen talking to Aviva, a ginger, and a black woman he has yet to meet. Talking about a new villain searching for some rare creature he called a 'whelp' while stomping around in a metal suit.
A new villain? Wait... 'Whelp'? Oh no.
Danny is now glad no one noticed him because now he can sneak out as Phantom. His reserves are still low but if Skulker is here looking for him, then he's gonna get him!
Not gonna let some innocent civilians get hurt because he's too tired. He never let that stop him before!
... Though, he will have to be smart about his powers. They don't know about him, maybe even ghosts in general, and he doesn't want to ruin a forest because a ghost followed him all the way out here.
On his way out, he got to see the place from the outside and he just knows his friends would be jealous once their worry moves out of the way. A turtle ship! Not too unbelievable from what he's seen but it's amazing. A combination of both Sam and Tucker's passion!
Well, I can always be fascinated later.The dead never rest, after all.
He snaps out of his momentary awe and leaves towards where he first woke up. Following the now twice over haunted forest trail.
Further into the forest, the brothers were dealing with this guy. Or trying to at least.
It's like this anything they do goes straight through him!
Don't get them wrong, they are glad they are being targeted instead of some poor animal but c'mon! This guy has to be getting tired at some point! Even if it's just his suit getting overused.
He kept demanding information of where whatever creature he was looking for was. Which, even if they got what he meant specifically by 'whelp' and 'half ghost' they'd never rat out any creature to someone who'd want to hurt them, anyway!
And then, he decided since they aren't helpful, they might as well be target practice! Who does this?!
They're on the back foot, trying to get away when suddenly a blast of green energy comes from behind. Shooting right in between the brothers and hitting the suit or armor guy square in the chest. Pushing the villain back a few feet and leaving a strange, charged smell in the air.
Whatever that was, the new villain grinned at the arrival.
The crew back at the Tortuga scrambled.
A new villain, a hunter by the sounds of it, is looking for a creature he calls 'whelp' or 'halfling'.
And to make matters worse, when Aviva went to check on the injured kid and he was gone. He vanished as if he was a ghost!
She was the one to check on him because he already met her and now she's even more worried about him! She's glad they already sent the Wild Kratts kids who called them here home. It wouldn't do to worry about their safety, too!
He said he just woke up in the middle of the woods and some of his wounds are older than just the last few hours he has to have been hiking for. More like stumbling! He's lucky the direction he picked led him to other people!
How did he up and leave without anyone noticing, anyway? Even if they were busy, someone should have heard him leave! Right?
No! Don't beat yourself up for this, Aviva! Focus on the task at hand for now! A new villain is in these woods now and the injured kid disappeared! They could be connected somehow!
She jumped on a Buzz Bike after letting the others know she was on her way, and left towards the action.
The brothers Kratt only had a moment to turn their head to see the newcomer before things started happening again. The world felt like it was on pause between the blast and the newcomer floating in there, feet off the ground, as they gave a sassy and confident smirk.
Whoever this was had the physical appearance of a young teenager with snow white hair and glowing green eyes, shining the same color that is lighting up his outstretched fist. He seemed to be glowing the same white as his hair and off-putting aura that the man before them was. An aura that wasn't that noticeable before now is amplified. The rest of him was in black and white like a strange bodysuit with a stylized D on his chest. An emblem like their paw print ones on the power suits.
The power suits!
That gives them and idea.
Before they left to find some creatures, they could hear the robotic armor and newcomer exchange banter like they knew each other.
"Ah, so you finally show yourself!"
"Skulker, you asshole! First you broke into the lab and shot me in the back and now you are just throwing a tantrum because I'm not here to entertain you! What the hell!"
"You know full well how this goes, ghost child."
"But at 2 AM?! I just managed to pass out. And because you attacked in the house, the house's defenses activated! I am so tired of you and I'm running on negative sleep!"
Wait... the 'whelp' was this KID?!
The newly dubbed 'Skulker' refuted the accusation that he blew up whatever lab the kid was in. Then shouting about some kind of 'Frootloop' was the last they heard before they made a retreat.
Who that kid is doesn't matter right now, it's time to find some creature powers to help him out. They don't want to leave the kid alone with that guy for long, he looks and is acting like he can handle it but he's clearly very tired. Skulker is very clearly armed and dangerous!
Aviva made her way to the boys, having no idea where Danny wandered off to and only able to focus on one thing at the moment, when the brothers quite literally crashed into her. Leaving them all sprawled on the ground for a hot minute before picking themselves back up.
"Guys?! What is going on?"
"We wish we could tell you." Martin replied first, taking a second to process things.
"What we do know," Chris chimed in, "is that what we need is some creature power. There is a dangerous villain farther in and we need to help that mystery kid fighting him!"
"What? Is there someone else out there? Did you say 'kid'?"
"Yeah, and we need to help them. They showed up out of nowhere to help fight off Skulker, that's the villains name apparently by the way, but they seemed really tired just after one hit!"
"What?!"
"Yeah. We need to help them! Hopefully after we can learn who this person is, too!"
"Well, more than being the 'whelp' Skulker was searching for!"
The boys ran off in different directions, finding a different creature to transform into.
Aviva was left there, stunned.
Today has been so confusing.
And not the fun way.
She's going to help even if she doesn't know everything that's going on or so help her!
Aviva gets back on the Buzz Bike and heads for the action.
Danny has less energy than he thought!
One blast and he's already struggling to not change back again.
Damn Skulker! First his ghost sense wakes him up and then he comes at him from behind, pushing him into this mess!
Sure, maybe the lab explosion was probably not entirely his fault but there's a whole lot else from that night that was.
Danny is pretty sure adrenaline and rage are all that's keeping him moving, but what else is new?
Having to doge and weave through the trees while Skulker can go right through them, apparently finding it fun to have trees as obstacles. Frustrating but he knows the alternative is the fight above the trees and he's not sure he could stay in the air long enough for that.
Exhaustion dragging through him, right to his bones even in this form, is his body's payback for not resting enough even if he never really gets to.
One wrong turn and a failed dodge later, and he slammed into a tree. Winded, tired, and in a daze. Struggling to catch his breath, all he can do is lean on this tree that caught him mid-flight. Collapsing under his own weight.
He was sure that this was it for him, when suddenly a large green bird and a human sized bipedal blue wolf, he thinks, started attacking Skulker from two different sides.
It wasn't until they spoke did he realize that they were the two men Skulker was fighting earlier! At least Danny thinks so? Today has been wild for him. But he is pretty sure he at least heard their voices back at that giant mechanical turtle.
The green bird man took the fight to the sky, Skulker following him. The ghost is curious and confused, yet intrigued. He hopes they aren't some rare creature for him to hunt, too!
While one went off to take the fight out of here, the blue brother stayed behind. The man came up to him, concern etched onto his face.
"Hey, kid. Are you alright? Standard question, I know, but a response would be good." This was said in a light tone but caution was in his voice.
Shit, is he talking to me? Great, hope my mouth works properly this time.
"Yeah", a groan escaped him as he tried to stand while the world spun, "Just trying to find the bus that ran me over."
"Buddy, I can say with certainty that getting up right now is not a good idea for you."
"But if I don't fight him, who will? He could hurt someone! Besides, I'm used to this."
The man frowned, looking a bit heartbroken. Danny didn't understand why, especially while in this state. No one else minded he did all this stuff. Danger is the price to pay for living in Amity Park, let alone being a Fenton!
"How about this, you tell me what you usually do when fighting him and we can let my brother know? He's the green bird you saw earlier."
Danny wanted to protest but he could barely see straight. Can he really trust these guys? He wants to but his head is pounding too much to think clearly.
"I don't even know your name, wolf-man."
The blue wolf man paused, before chuckling a bit, "Oh, right! I'm Martin and my brother is Chris. We're the Kratt brothers! Most people we run into are able to recognize us so I forgot you probably wouldn't know."
"Huh", Danny's mouth tried to work as he processed this. Martin and Chris are apparently big names here! But all he could say was, "Didn't know a bird and a wolf could be related like that, are you adopted?"
"Wha-", he looks at himself and realizes he's still transformed, " Oh! No this is from my creature power suit! Our friend, Aviva, invented them. Programming and form and everything! Animal DNA and nature know-how takes care of the rest!"
Huh! Technology sure can be impressive! Especially when it's not centered on his and other ghosts' destruction!
"Oh." Apparently he cannot talk today, "I'm Phantom."
While trying to remember what else he was asked, an explosion shook the trees, stopping any further conversation.
Coming back down through the trees was Chris, plummeting right on top of them, screaming.
Martin moved to catch his brother. To keep him from getting more hurt and to keep Phantom from being directly impacted. A glow of green and blue signifying the crash to cause their deactivation.
The light from their de-transformations caught Phantom's eye. They can change just like him! He thinks he can trust them with this, after all.
Oh, no! But that could be bad if Skulker decides to want them for that!
Wait... Skulker!
"Ya gotta remove his head."
The now human looking brothers look at him in disbelief. Chris showed confusion as well as only Martin had context for that.
"Oh, right! Chris, this kid is Phantom! Phantom, this is Chris!"
"Bro, that only answered one question."
Danny just realized they are both looking at him.
Right, it's not obvious. Forgot.
"The head of his suit. It comes off," Danny tried to explain while his head and mouth were not working right, "then ya gotta use this."
He hands them the Fenton Thermos.
"For soup?"
"Nooooo, ya gotta uncap it and just point it at him once the head is off. It'll get him to stop."
Dannys instructions were not as clear as they should be but they had no choice but to try it.
Able to get around the trees better and with Skulkers attention back on Phantom, they managed to knock his head off.
And they were really not prepared for what happened next.
With the head now off, the body just went limp.
Like no one was inside.
Then they looked at the head in their hands and tiny, green feet were sticking out of them. Kicking wildly.
"Use the thermos!"
Phantom's strained yell startled them that they dropped the thermos and almost dropped the head.
Only to be picked up by Aviva, coming in clutch.
Danny tried to explain what to do, but he's unsure if what came out made sense.
Well, either it did or she was able to intuit what needed to happen, as she did exactly what she needed to do.
She pointed the thermos and aimed it at the knocked off head. Skulker finally was able to force himself out of his robotic head right before the beam hit him.
His booger-y form is visible for all to see and cursing them all.
Danny laughed at his small form, feeling good about this.
"Hey, guess what! I can transform like you guys!" Danny exclaimed, impulse making an executive decision.
And Danny let his transformation rings wash across his body, passing out again for the second time that day. Oblivious to the three adults' shocked faces.
Back in the Tortuga, hours later:
"...And that's what happened. I'm pretty sure that the portal spit me out somewhere completely different or even a different dimension. I don't have time to keep up to date on most news usually, but I'm pretty sure either of my friends would be raving about you guys. One's an extreme activist and the other is a tech nerd who'd totally geek out about this ship."
Danny, bandaged and rested up, explained all that happened leading up to here since he was last home. He slipped in some things about his home and his friends and family. Even ending with what he thinks is a lame smile and jazz hands.
"Everything I learn about you makes me more concerned." One of them said. Danny thinks her name was 'Koki'.
"Yeah, dude. That is seriously messed up," JZ chimed in, "This guy wasn't even one of the more dangerous ones? Are you sure you should even go back?"
"Speaking to the choir, dude. I'm well aware how messed up my half life is. But it is my life, y'know? I need to be able to get back."
Despite the adults' clear hesitation about sending him back, they don't want to trap him here away from the people he loves. That's what their villains try to do when they kidnap baby animals! With what they old him, he can at least trust them to help him get home.
Somehow.
"How will I get home, anyway? I can do some basic engineering from being around my parents' stuff my whole life but I'm not sure where to start!" Danny had to ask. He feels like he can ask them despite the uncertainty. It's not often he comes across adults he can feel this way about.
"Oh, I can help with that!"
"Aviva? I thought you did animal based engineering and inventing?"
"Si, I am. But if I managed to crack time travel, even just a bit, then I don't see how I can't do this, too!
"Now, that is some confidence! Time travel? Do tell!"
"Oh!" The brothers simultaneously looked at her and Danny, "She invented a time trampoline!"
"We went back in creature time to meet extinct animals!"
They practically talked over each other out of excitement.
"A trampoline?!" Danny could hardly believe that human made time travel existed here, let alone one that functioned like a trampoline!
The group laughed good naturedly at his reaction, as understandable as it was.
"I think we all agree that you can stay with us until a way home is secured. Bet you never got to fly in a giant turtle ship, before?" Jimmy casually tells him in his usual, laid back tone.
"You bet I haven't! I did successfully land a NASA shuttle once, though. That was a story and a half for sure. I've done a lot of flight simulators in preparation to be an astronaut!"
It felt good to be able to passionately talk about what he loves with others who can share back different passions.
"Ah, a future space boy, huh?," JZ responded, "Thinking about life on other planets?"
"One of the many things to think about regarding space!" Space talk really brought out Danny's energy.
"Oh,"Koki added, "bet he doesn't know about tardigrades!"
"What are those?"
"Tardigrade, or a water bear, is a small creature, usually only visible with a microscope that can survive in even the harshest environments. Creatures like the tardigrade show us that life could be possible out there in ways we never thought possible." It's like all of them took turns infodumping that he wasn't able to discern who said which part as he took in the information.
"Those things sound so cool! How do we find them?"
"I guess we can show you. You are staying until you can go home after all!"
He's looking forward to future adventures while they last. To learning about animals he never once though twice about and giving their villains a good scare.
"Oh yeah," a thought just occurred to him, "what does 'tortuga mean? Like why did you make that the name of your giant turtle ship?"
"Danny," Aviva said with a smirk,"'Tortuga' means 'turtle' in Spanish!"
Danny's face lit up red in embarrassment and everyone laughed at his expense. He felt warm and welcome here, a way he hasn't back home in a long time if ever.
If animals and how they work were taught anything like this, I don't think I would have failed that class as badly. I think being here will be fun while it lasts!
Sam and Tucker are gonna be so jealous!
#danny phantom#ectoberhaunt#ectoberhaunt24#day 13#Isekai: old hero new world#fanfic#my fic#danny fenton#wild kratts#kratt brothers#martin kratt#chris kratt#aviva corcovado#jimmy z#koki wild kratts#long post#this got really long#written like a long episode#with potential for more#my art#my post#bleating sheep
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so, new spotify update.
(pt : so, new spotify update.)
[id 1/ a screenshot of spotify on a grey background. text reads, in bold, "There's a monthly limit on lyrics". text under in grey reads, "Every time you tap "Show lyrics", it will count towards your limit. To get full access to lyrics, switch to Spotify Premium." A button in green reads, "Show lyrics", and under it, another button reads "Dismiss." /end id]
[id 2/ a screenshot of spotify on a slate grey background. Text reads above, "Lyrics preview". more text under, in bold, reads, "I've earned myself a reputation / That my bark is much worse than my bite / But I keep snapping at Goliath's hands / With all of my tiny might / There are no stones at my disposal". at the last line, it fades, and a box reads, "You've hit your lyrics limit for this month." a button under in white reads, "Learn more." /end id]
(screenshots courtesy of @thatweirdqueer , my boyfriend <3)
my boyfriend came across this message after clicking show lyrics once. they're forcing a limit on looking up lyrics to a song in their own app, and we need to talk about it.
at this point, spotify premium has been so forced onto us, that spotify is practically not even a free app. if you skip one too many songs, you have to listen to five or more ads. the dislike and like features they've implemented do nothing. everyday i boot up spotify, it flashes a larger than life ad with a button so small i can barely see it, just to dismiss myself. it tracks if you've bought premium to market these ads to you to guilt you into getting it back. you can't even download songs from it without premium. it's a barely functioning free app with everything locked behind a paywall.
if you want good lyrics for free, without having to pay a corporation for them, id recommend azlyrics, lyrictranslate, and searching the music artists channel. azlyrics doesn't have every song, which is a guaranteed, but its extremely easy to navigate, doesn't have many ads, and lays its lyrics out in a manner thats extremely easy to read. lyricstranslate has lyrics translated from many different languages, and can even translate songs into other languages on a whim. its run by people who can translate them, and is free to modify if you find a mistake. searching up the song on the artists channel (NOT the youtube owned topic) can help wield results as to what the lyrics are. one such example of this is femtanyl, who writes all of their lyrics in the descriptions of their videos.
adding onto this, if you'd like to download videos for free, whether it be mp4 or mp3, id recommend searching youtube to mp3 in an incognito tab! (id recommend this because some sites send you to rather sketchy websites sadly. they are efficient, you just have to ensure what you download is what you want. plus, it keeps it out of your search history if you share a browser with someone!) its easy, just copy the link of the video you want and paste it into the box. then, choose what file format you want it to be downloaded in, click convert, and now you have your own file downloaded for free. i've used this method for years now, and it hasn't failed me.
in conclusion, FUCK capitalism, DELETE spotify, and USE ALTERNATIVES.
-badger
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30k+ Alternate Universe Percy Jackson/Annabeth Chase Fic Recs
Request: Looking for a (preferably) long Percabeth story. Anything goes: something wholesome, smut, comfort story etc.
I tried to stick to wholesome/comfort stories, and ended up with an entire list of alternate universe fics. None of these are set in the PJO universe. They're all fairly long, over 30k each. Enjoy!
The Sweetest Sounds by timelesslords
G | 31k | Complete
Percy Jackson/Annabeth Chase
Alternate Universe Fantasy, Protective Percy Jackson, Mistaken Identity
âYouâre not from around here, are you?â Annabeth asked, looking up at him. He looked back at her innocently. It seemed genuine, which only confirmed Annabethâs suspicions. âWhy do you say that?â he asked. His eyes were really a distracting shade of green. âMost people from here know better than to show me kindness,â Annabeth said, beginning to walk down the road again. He started walking again too. âI think everyone deserves kindness." *** Or, a Cinderella AU (loosely) based on Rodgers and Hammerstein's Cinderella (1997)
Merry Chrysler by ananbeth, blackjacktheboss
T | 32k | Complete
Percy Jackson/Annabeth Chase
Alternate Universe - College/University, Friends to Lovers, Slow Burn
Itâs the twelfth of December and Annabeth is drunk. Sheâs not sure whoâs apartment sheâs in and she lost Piper about half an hour ago. Sheâs taken up residence on a very comfy couch and has resorted to people watching. Annabeth has been staring at the lights on a girlâs reindeer sweater for perhaps five minutes when a body slumps down next to her. She looks over to find her best friend, Percy, blinking at her sadly. She reaches over and pats his head. âWhatâs wrong, Pineapples?â âIâm gonna spend Christmas alone."
Game, Set, Match. by ananbeth, blackjacktheboss
M | 44k | Complete
Percy Jackson/Annabeth Chase
Secret Relationship, Friends with Benefits, Athlete Percabeth
âWe should probably make some rules.â Percy has regained control over his expression, he looks back with a raised eyebrow and a contemplative expression. âRules?â ���So this doesnât get messy.â âOkay. So, we should be honest with each other, right? No lying or whatever.â âRight. That includes if we start feeling things.â âThings?â âYou know, like, emotions and shit.â âSuch a way with words.â âFuck off.â  Or, that one where Percy and Annabeth are pro tennis players and decide to hook up. Annabeth wants rules, Percy gets too attached. What's new.
Sugar, Sugar by perseannabeth
T | 50k | Complete
Percy Jackson/Annabeth Chase, Jason Grace/Piper McLean
Chocolate Store AU, Fluff, Friends to Lovers
Annabeth Chase doesn't have a sweet tooth, she isn't a big fan of chocolates but there is a small chocolate store that might change her mind. Falling in love in a chocolate store was Piper's love story, not hers but things could change when a green-eyed chocolate maker enters her life. Piper McLean didn't expect to run into the (possibly) love of her life while she was buying chocolates still in her pajamas, but one smile from him and she was a goner. Between dating and working, she still finds time to hang out with her best friends and, even if Annabeth didn't want her to be, be a wingman for Annabeth.
and they were roommates by bipercabeth
T | 76k | Complete
Percy Jackson/Annabeth Chase
Alternate Universe College/University, Friends to Lovers, Slow Burn
oh my god they were roommates It had been a throwaway comment, really, when Annabeth had suggested that she and Percy get an apartment together for college.
Spellbound by writergirl8
M | 91k | Complete
Percy Jackson/Annabeth Chase, Jason Grace/Piper McLean
Hogwarts AU, Domestic Bliss, Married!Percabeth, Teacher!Percy
Percy always thought the most bewitching thing he could discover at Hogwarts was magic. Then he met Annabeth Chase.
just practice by knuffled (bigscary)
T | 95k | Complete
Percy Jackson/Annabeth Chase
Fake/Pretend Relationship, Fluff, Angst
âSo Iâm taking you on dates and stuff, but weâre not actually together?â âYeah, exactly. Itâs just practice,â Annabeth said, nodding. âJust practice,â Percy echoed. âJust practice,â Annabeth confirmed. Percy locked eyes with her silently for a few seconds before he took a long sip of his milkshake. âDo we have a deal?â Annabeth asked. âWe have a deal,â Percy said.
I Got a Boy by flyingcrowbar
T | 137k | Complete
Percy Jackson/Annabeth Chase
Alternate Universe High School, Secret Identity, Fluff and Humor
Bolt Academy has everything: prestige, affluence, renown. Almost every world leader, CEO, athlete, and have stepped through its doors. Problem is, itâs only for boys. But itâs the only school with the most challenging architecture program in the country. What else is Annabeth Chase supposed to do? Desperate to achieve her dream of becoming an esteemed architect, she cuts off her long curls, binds her chest, and goes by the name of Andy - the newest male student on campus. Now she must travel the dorms, the locker rooms, even the hallways with her secret. Itâs smooth sailing, that is until Annabethâs roommate Percy Jackson - a nationally ranked freestyle swimmer - starts to have feelings for Andy. Coming to understand his sexual orientation, Percy navigates a campus filled with homophobia and hate crimes, all while every day taking a step closer to competing in the Olympics. Around every corner lies an opportunity for sabotage, and Percy has a target on his back. But when Percy discovers the secret that Annabeth has been keeping, hard choices must be made and neither are willing to let the other give up on their dreams. An interpretation of âSheâs the Manâ and the Korean drama âTo the Beautiful You.â
The Long Game by captainjackson
E | 293k | Complete
Percy Jackson/Annabeth Chase, Annabeth Chase & Connor Stoll, Percy Jackson/Rachel Elizabeth Dare
Alternate Universe College/University, Mortal AU, Olympics AU
With the Summer Olympics less than four months away, Annabeth Chase and her beach volleyball teammate, Piper, are right on track to being invited to represent the United States in Athens. But that level of premiere athletic training doesn't come cheap and Annabeth is running out of optionsâ so when a University administrator reaches out with an unexpected opportunity, she'd be a fool not to leap at it... right? Suddenly, Annabeth and Percy â a young hotshot swimmer â find themselves at the center of a media charade that dredges up secrets that were supposed to stay buried. With the world watching, Annabeth is forced to face her past and take control of her future as she learns that, sometimes, life is all about playing the long game.
#percy jackson#percy jackson and the olympians#pjo#rick riodan#ao3#annabeth chase#rec list#percy jackson rec list#percy jackson x annabeth chase#percabeth#percabeth fic list#percabeth rec list#romance#love story#alternate universe#pjo au#percy jackson au#rrverse#hoo#heroes of olympus#jason grace#piper mclean
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Hello pretty
I remember you talked about the bad ending of 3th chapter where Moon would successfully lure Meryn under the water ( rip, very sad alternative universe, glad we are in the other timeline) what would happen if Meryn didn't survive the first encounter with Sun? If they didn't retrieve their breather? Would Sun realise sooner than Moon? Would they drown? If they did would Sun even realise? What would he do? Would he hide it from Moon? Or swimed searching, for him terrified with what happened? How would Moon feel? Would he blame himself for keeping Meryn a secret? After all maybe if he told Sun about them, that they are different, can't breathe like them, that wouldn't happen. What would Bon-Bon feel? I think it would hit him hard, not only his only friend is gone, but their last conversation was an argument. It really hit me how badly for everyone it could end if Meryn wasn't sneaky and smart.
Sorry for angst lol just curious after I read about Moon really drowning reader
Good thing they both know now <3
Also can Meryn digest more things than normal human can? Are they more resistant to food poisoning? Like could they eat raw meat without worrying about anything?
Also did Moon realise after some time ( for example after he bit reader ) how badly he hurt them during their first encounter? Rereading the fic I see by his standards and world view ( him having scales and thinking Meryn does too, therefore them being tougher) he handled them pretty well and softly you can say, considering situation they were in. But after learning how soft their scaleless skin is did he had the realisation moment? Like he is in his nest just thinking and bam, he realises how hurtful it had to be?
Love yaaa sorry for rambling
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this turned out long so it's under the cutâď¸
sadly Meryn would have absolutely drowned in that scenariođ Sun had noticed enough to hear that any sounds they were making were coming from behind the breather, but he only realised its purpose after Meryn retrieved it from him in the fic.
in this alternate timeline, after they drown he might not entirely understand how they died - from his POV, they would have been fighting and struggling, then weakening, then limp and unconscious/drowned. maybe he'd consider the mask and put the dots together.
he would have tried to wake them up and failed. keeping them in the water runs the risk of other creatures eating the body, and he wouldn't want to bring a corpse back to the nest, so Sun would likely place them above water (plenty of air bubbles in this fic.) he would wait for Moon to return and gradually become more and more frantic and agitated, blaming himself and panicking. he'd check back on Meryn in the hopes that some miracle has revived them, and tug painfully at his head fins. he'd be too frightened to leave the warm environment.
around this time Moon is only returning home to rest and drop off supplies he has hunted, so Sun would have a hard time catching him. when he finally finds him, Sun would lead Moon to Meryn, hoping he can do something to fix this. he'd be babbling too hard for Moon to immediately understand what had happened, and Moon might even jump to conclusions that Meryn has done something dumb to scare his partner, and get annoyed with them. sneaking around, entering his home without asking - his human is so much trouble!
then he'd see the body and feel so much worse.
Moon would definitely blame himself for not communicating with Sun. he'd turn it around and around in his head, considering everything he could have done differently. he'd try to revive Meryn in any way he can, but eventually have to give it up. Sun would feel even worse - not only has he killed the first chance of outside contact they've had in a long time, but it's someone Moon has already formed a bond with. Moon would be tempted to keep the body, but ultimately the mers would return them to the platform. the decision would take a while.
BON-BON would react very badly. the body showing up would extinguish all hope that Meryn is somehow alive out there, waiting to be rescued. his friend is gone in exactly the way he always feared, and he would take it out on the team by manipulating the building and the robots. he would also become extremely aggressive and mistrustful of the mermaids, and utilise the facility's external machinery to scare them off if they ever return (e.g. the subs.) eventually, his behaviour would grow so abrasive and overt that he would be discovered as a sentient AI.
hope that was fun, a bit more angst for you :3c
Meryn is a mixed bag! they can eat some things regular humans can't, but also other things aren't suited for them - like dairy. they're a lil lactose intolerant, and the ice creams they feed Moon don't contain actual milk. they could absolutely eat raw meat, but they're intensely aware of how badly people react to that sort of thingđŁ however, i don't know if that makes them less susceptible to food poisoning - since this is future sci fi fic, some of the food they eat is alien in origin, so there isn't a blanket answer on that :0
Moon is now aware that Meryn is softer and more fragile than a mermaid, and has gentled his actions to accommodate. biting them definitely kickstarted that realisation, and he felt bad after thinking over their past interactions later. buuuut he still doesn't fully understand, as of chapter 13. mermaids heal quicker than humans, and his bite has permanently scarred Meryn's shoulder. he hasn't had the opportunity to see that... yet :)
thank you for the big ask, mwah mwah mwahâ¤ď¸â¤ď¸â¤ď¸ ppl like you make me feel so happy, you're thinking about my story and theorising! hugs uđ
#Meryn is my personal name for Y/N in my mer ficâ for anyone wondering#me: *opening the app* an ask? *clicks on ask* GASP!! AN EXCUSE TO RAMBLE FOREVER!!!!đ#ask#There Are Many Benefits
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Please know that since yesterday I am mentally trapped in these two panels. There is actually a lot I will miss Krakoa for, but I also felt a bit of resentment throughout the era and this family is a big reason why. NOW that we are in the last stretch of burning it all down and the new X-launch is in reach, we'll get this wedding special. And we finally have all four together in a panel. NOW?! I bought X-Men Unlimited #4 in either fall of '94 or spring '95, solely because of the cover. 30 years of waiting. Let me live in this moment for a bit.
Look at what they are doing with the art! Oh sure, Mystique and Nightcrawler are the blue ones. Pair up Destiny and Rogue next to that to make them look similar enough as well. Only for my brain to scream "but the personalities are the other way around!!!!!!!!". Irene and Kurt work on faith and believe in possibilities and reaching out to be better. Raven and Anna Marie typing this out makes me feel weird are the ones who will kill a bitch and say they will darken their soul so others don't have to. Plus there is the element that they both have lived more than one life and their sense of self is distorted .
They've come a long way, okay?!
Yes this is exactly what it looks like. For plot reasons Nightcrawler was too weak to teleport and dangling off a cliff next to Mystique. And of course Rogue could only save one and before she made a decision Mystique said "I make this for you" and let go. I still like to believe she flipped them the bird when she fell. Because she is Mystique. "HaHa! Take this, you think I'm the worst mother ever, but you will have to live with a moment of nobility from me!" (Also Destiny knew this would come, and she fucking knows there is something good inside of Mystique. It just comes out... different. And needs very specific circumstances.)
Apart from X-Men Evolution (and the X-Men Forever alternate history comic with its very special vibes), we have never gotten any bigger acknowledgement of this family. And Irene has been cut out. Either conveniently on account of being dead, or because she's an old lady and clearly just a gal pal, ahem. (It's also very funny to me to go back to their first appearances, where the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants has the biggest Three Stooges energy ever. I needed Mystique, Destiny, Rogue, Pyro, Blob and Avalanche to have a drinking contest on Krakoa. That is what Krakoa was supposed to be about!! You needed to give us 200% domestic nonsense, fun and games. So it would hurt everybody when it was inevitably taken away. EVERYBODY needed to find happiness in that place in unconventional ways.)
Sadly not my original thought (I don't have those), but recently I read some comment where somebody said that with Irene being his bio-mother, Kurt should have inherited a type of precog-sense, a sorta spidey-sense for teleportation. A natural ability that he won't teleport into an obstacle. And I would be so on board with that. (Also funny, because Ms Marvel had that type of sense and I could pull up panels where Nightcrawler tried to trigger that in Rogue.) Would it be weird to add that now? Sure. But also super cute and helpful.
My deepest gratitude goes out to the fanartists who have doodled and sketched and painted cute family moments for them out of time. Now canon can catch up. Imagine their dinner conversations. N: "Logan is my best friend." M: "Oh, that reminds me there is this blue furball running around with his and my powers. I don't even remember if we ever had sex or not, we're so close in age and have these memory gaps." N: "Mutter, nein!" D: "You should ask him out, you two would make a cute couple. Trust me." R: "You're setting up Nightcrawler with Wolverine and keep giving me grief over Gambit?" M: "He speaks too much French! Wolverine might be Canadian, but at least he's not a Franco-Canadian!" N: "So I couldn't date Northstar?"
Do not get me wrong though. Mystique and Destiny are horrible people and they will stab others in the back. They have worked for the government, they have plotted assassinations of government people. They have fought alongside and against the X-Men. I don't want them tamed or be reasonable. I want their mess. I want them as anti-villains. Because they don't do heinous things for nothing. They like to create less horrible murder events than what could be... some writers just liked to go overboard with the scheming and forgot the sympathic undertones, which I want to cling to. And we deserved a time of peace on Krakoa. Truly imagine a Mystique who was happy on Krakoa. And the absolut batshit villainous energy when it's burned down against her will... now THAT would have been something. Instead of baking resentment into the foundation.
#X-Men#Rogue#Nightcrawler#Mystique#Irene Destiny Adler#wednesday spoilers#sorry I'm so sorry but I can't get over this...#ramblings
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(Romantic+Platonic) Radiorose
+ one Al/Rosie/Vox
I didn't make the last list long enough! This time I'll add all of the fics I have saved. I hope you'll enjoy them <3
by Pandoras_Gift (pandorasgiftbox on Tumblur)
Summary:
Rosie and Alastor get married for tax purposes but then actually/accidentally fall in love with each other.
I firmly believe that Radiorose would be the kind of couple to get married for tax benefits or maybe just for fun. They are the kind of people to fake a proposal at a restaurant for a free meal.
Rated Teen
13,552 words and sadly unfinished
Another besties get married for tax benefits>
The murder besties to married-for-tax-benefits pipeline. A radiorose human AU (written for radiorose week.)
QPR with spice (like murder)
Most Radiorose fics on AO3 are platonic I noticed. I wanted this to be only romantic Radiorose but I am lacking in fics that I actually read.
Rated Mature
11,597 words
A Radiorose week fic by wraith17
Day 1: Little habits they have. Day 2: Shared meetings Day 3: Committing horrific crimes Day 4: A smile can mean so much Day 5: Healing might take two Day 6: Marriage Day 7: Alternate Universe
19,988 words
Rated Explicit
Another QPR Radiorose week fic>
This series is underrated, honestly, anyone who finishes a challenge deserves much more attention.
All together 18,132 words, each is around 2k to 3k words.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/56400787
pt 1>Rosie and Alastor both enjoyed rather macabre gifts. If it wasnât collected from a corpse, then it was probably procured from their very own flesh and bone.
pt2>It was like a punch to the gut, all of the air escaping her lungs, and Rosie couldnât breathe. He was back. Alastor was back.
pt3>It was in these moments that Alastor often found Rosie at her most beautiful. Coated in viscera, her lips curled into a violent grin, and her eyes an endless depth of vile hunger. A predator devouring its prey. Alastor adored her.
Rosie is in hell for a reason is a very rare tag you guys!
pt4>It was easy to piece together that something bad had happened to him while he'd been gone. Something that had left him in shambles that he was desperately trying to keep together and pretend wasn't broken.
pt5>When the shadowed veil was pulled from his eyes, he found himself in Rosieâs emporiumâin her living room. He tried to call her name, but all that came out was static and a mouthful of blood.
pt6>To celebrate 50 years of friendship, Alastor and Rosie go on a date and get a little drunk.
pt7>Alastor sighed, âI just⌠I hate being like this, and I hate seeing you run yourself ragged over me.â
âAlastor, youâre my friend,â Rosie murmured. Her voice was soft, reassuring, and it almost lulled him into a sense of security, âI worry about you because I care about you. I donât mind taking time out of my day to help you when you need it.â
âMaybe we shouldnât be friends,â he said, hunching further into himself so he didnât have to see Rosieâs face.
Teen and Mature Rated
Queerplatonic Alastor/Rosie/Vox
Fluff and Angst with an unreliable narrator.
Rated Teen
Omg a series <3
Pt 1 - In the late fifties, Rosie finds an odd TV-headed fellow trying to take his own face apart on the outskirts of Cannibal Town. Introducing him to Alastor is her first mistake. Falling in love with them both is her second.
15,297 words
Pt 2- While convalescing in Cannibal Town at Rosie and Vox's behest, Alastor misreads several rooms, swallows his pride, and trips backwards into polyamoryâin that order.
15,487 words
Also the Series summary is amazing>
Have you ever looked at radiorose and thought, "this needs a voyeur with a tv head?" and have you ever looked at radiostatic and thought, "this needs a cannibal relationship counselor?" well look no further!
Angel Dust notices Alastor going out often and asks him what he was up to during those outings. Alastor declines in answering, but Niffty offers to tail him to get to the bottom of it.
Al and Rosie's secret relationship. I really like the idea behind this fic,I only wish it was longer.
1,679 words
Gen Reted
A joke is all it is, at first, well-intentioned but poorly timed, even more poorly executed. She ought to keep her tongue behind her teeth this late into the evening. Or: Rosie indulges Alastor's curiosity.
First kiss! Alastor is curious.
QPR
2,985 words
Rated Teen
Underneath the Smile (RadioRose Series)
Series with Demi-Romantic Al.
An Alastor-centric storyline where Alastor and Rosie fall in love before he is forced to separate from her for seven years. She tries to unravel the mystery of his disappearance while he does everything he can to try to hide his love for her
Alastor doesn't want to waste his time on silly little team-building activities, but when Niffty catches him eavesdropping on the group, she tries to convince him to join them.
2,520 words
Charlie reveals she has a new strategy for fighting the angel exterminators, but Alastor is less than pleased about it. When Charlie asks him how he and Rosie first met, Alastor tells Charlie the story and she confronts him about something heâs been hiding.
3,103 words
Rated Teen
Hope you like them! If you have a recommendation for me please let me know! đ
#hazbin hotel#hazbin alastor#hazbin rosie#hazbin fanfiction#hazbin fanfic list#alastor and rosie#radiorose#platonic radiorose#romantic radiorose#aroace alastor#asexual spectrum#qpr#there isn't enough Radiorose fics#alastor and vox#rosie and vox#vox/alastor/rosie#didn't think I'd like it so much#fic recomendation
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Heya, I love your writing and taste in things.
Iâve finished (and loved) everything youâve posted <3
Are there any sandman fics that have tickled your fancy lately?
Thank you so much!!! I sadly do not have time to read near as much Sandman fic as I'd like, but I have scoured both my memory and my bookmarks on AO3 (all twelve of them) and dug up some absolutely wonderful stories - hope at least one or two of these is new to you?!
I am probably a bit weird in this, but I don't bookmark fics I love (which is really nearly all I've read) insamuch as fics that have done something in particular that I think is so well-executed or clever or inspiring that I want to be able to study it like a creature in its own right. Usually these are stories that have the traits I admire most in fiction: economy of language, being very fucking funny, making me viscerally uncomfortable, or outright haunting me.
I loved reading all of them but your mileage may vary! Caveat lector like more than half of these are smut and/or violent so please check the tags against your own preferences. Several long-winded recs with excerpts and explanations under the cut:
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The Birthday of the Beast | @slythernim | Dream/Hob | T | 3.3K
Father Almighty, though I have long not been your servant, I remain your unmanageable son. Here on Earth, closer to Hell than to Heaven, as I celebrate perhaps the least holy of holy days, I must imagine myself like unto Lucifer more than as Michael, that he and I might together make of the darkness a place for humanity to grow. He blows out the candles.Â
Hob turns 666. Extremely fun fic by Nym that features incredible characterization within a very short space, Catholicism, Lucifer, and of course, gets a very special birthday gift. But you shall have to read the fic to see what it is. Read everything of Nym's, actually.
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New Mistakes | Anonymous | Dream/Corinthian | M | 3.2K
Dream slid his thumb into the Corinthianâs mouth, the one he shared with most, the one with which he commonly spoke. âWell?â he asked. âAre you fed?â The voice that came from his left-eye mouth buzzed like locusts. My lord, we are. The voice that came from his right-eye mouth dripped like honey. My lord, we can always be fed more. Dream pulled back, looking at the Corinthian expectantly. The Corinthian swallowed, running his tongue along his teeth. There was a faint blush on his cheeks, and Dream was unaccountably flattered. âMy lord,â he said. âI wish to be good.â
Have read almost no Corintheus but this fic hits on so much that I find distantly intriguing about the pairing. Perfect dialogue, gorgeous rhythm. Wonderfully visceral. Absolutely bonkers nuts for repetition in threes, as I'm sure you know, and I love how it was used here.
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Lucy Locket | Anonymous | Dream/Hob and Dream/Hob/Corinthian | E | 17K
Five chapters (now with a new threesome added in late April, much to my delighted surprise!) of just fantastic roleplay smut that in-between all the sex is by turns incredibly funny and tender. Alternating Dream and Hob POV. As somebody for whom sexual roleplay has been my literal bread and butter on a professional basis, it shouldn't be surprising I am so fond of this fic - but it catches me out every time! Like a blow from behind, and I am winded. It is ridiculously hot and distressingly perfect all-through, and I would absolutely marry the author about it (sorry author if you're reading this). No excerpt because I cannot choose and will simply suggest that if you're up for kink that you go read it all at once.
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Public | @softest-punk | Dream/Hob | E | 1.1K
"Oh, darling," Hob murmurs, fingering the edge of Dream's delicate lace knickers. Dream feels his smirk against his jaw, bites his lip at the brush of a kiss under his ear. "You forget how old I am. I learned to fuck with an audience."
Every day I get closer and closer to needing to write Dream and/or Hob with vulvas; this may have been the fic that sealed the deal for me, I think. Ridiculously hot, and enshrined in my head forever for the line above. I learned to fuck with an audience. God! How good. A masterclass in the slutty drabble that nevertheless retains peak Dream/Hob characterization (I would argue that sex is in fact one of the best narrative vehicles for characterization and exploration of interpersonal dynamics...this bias is probably why nearly all these recs are so horny.) One day I will learn how to write proper smut in media res like this and not preface it with gratuitous plot.
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worship like a dog | @thewalrus-said | Dream/Hob | E | 2.5K
âIs it so inconceivable that I might love you?â Dream murmured, running his manicured nail down Hobâs cheek. Hob tried to speak, swallowed, and tried again. âNo one ever has before,â he said. âNo one but God.â
Hob is a priest. Dream is a demon, except he's not. Dizzyingly hot for so many reasons, with a delightful canon dialogue echo. And again, must stress this: Hob is a priest. Hob is a priest. Hob is a priest, go read it.
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Safehouse | Anonymous | Hob/Corinthian | E | 5K
âI need a room. One without a door.â
The best execution of the sex pollen trope I've ever seen, with the worst men. Very, very good fic with a brilliant premise and unerring execution. World-building is done in such brief but vivid strokes - it feels like a 50K fic whenever I remember it, and I'm always surprised how short it actually is. Haunts me in the best of ways.
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As well - these fics are well-known and well-loved - but some stories that are utterly wonderful and contain lines that haunt me weeks, sometimes months later - stories that rearranged my soul, lurched me closer towards writing for Sandman, and warrant mention even though I am SURE you have read them, include:
@moorishflower's iconic and beautiful Odyssey fic, maybe sprout wings was the first fic I commented on with my AO3 account, and among the best fics I've ever read in any fandom; slightly deeper cuts from Heather's oeuvre (if, for some reason you are not reading everything already) that I am obsessed with and have reread multiple times: vowel shift, most vain devices, an act of faith. Genius stuff and unbelievably gorgeous language. Just go read it all, honestly
@softest-punk's Shelter is one of the first Sandman fics I ever read, and is beyond lovely; if you have not read their entire deep and profoundly lovely back catalogue, I recommend Catching Up (quintessential Cecil deep tissue emotional massage), Delayed (or: my favourite kink and favourite Endless); Ferrous (vampires! bad men! ahh! ooh!); and I would of course be remiss and ungrateful to not mention self-abandon, and the confounding effects thereof, a 10K fic that perfectly answered my general question of how the three lads would actually get together once the Corinthian and Hob had started fucking (as narrative foils that deserve such treats)
@xx-vergil-xx's Hounds is an ongoing epic that has singlehandedly caused me more emotions than humanity has language for; it is ambitious in scope and sticks every landing. The world is alive and lovingly-detailed. The language is a poem. It is so smart, so beautiful, and so well-researched and built. It is a TEMPLE unto itself, and appropriately worthy of worship
I will also suggest you read absolutely everything by @that-banhus because she literally cannot miss and writes the loveliest, cleverest worlds. All of it.
#asks#gloam's sandman rec list#this is basically my fic rec masterpost lol#unfortunately i flatter myself about my good taste and cannot stop going on about what i love and why once given the barest excuse to start#the sandman#dreamling#corintheus#hobrintheus#COB#fic recs#it's not that i exclusively read fic ppl feel the desire to publish on anon#it's that what people publish on anon FUCKING SLAPS#spent far too long enjoying drawing this up and it still feels woefully inadequate#but it's a start#into either remarkable sandman fic or my id really
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Coming out of retirement to talk about something real quick, hopefully this post only. We're staying out of the tulpa discourse now, we said our piece, our views, and nothing has really changed on any side since except more pain caused. That said we'd like to address a new alternative term being tossed at tulpa systems which is just so not cool.
No, Soulbond/Soulbonding does not exist to replace tulpamancy and shows a real lack of knowledge on Plural history. These are entirely seperate communities with well over a decade to each of their name, multiple decades for Soulbonding, and Soulbonders have already had so much taken from them.
Soulbonders are one of the first endogenic plural communities to form into a significant group and have no connection to the CDD community up until cross pollination between the two communities back around 2003. Soulbonders are what the tulpamancy community might call a writers tulpa, when an author or superfan interacts and thinks about a character enough in such a way that it induces a state of plurality and the character becomes a headmate. The how's for this vary but the early communities had a big mix of psychological and spiritual beliefs for this, ranging from explanations similar to what we'd call a tulpa all the way to multiversal brain travel.
Soulbonders have their own unique plural subculture, and they've been hurt by syscourse probably more than any other endogenic community since they were here from the start, from the empowered multiplicity days, and sadly got wrapped up in it. Unlike daemonism or tulpamancy their communities nowadays are barely extant beyond some tumblr blogs. We personally can't find any still active forum or modern internet community for them. They have basically been eliminated as an independent group and absorbed into the general haze of the endogenic community, losing much of their own identity.
Regardless of your current stances, please don't take away what little the Soulbonders have left, remember their community and don't just slap their name onto the tulpamancy community of all things.
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Heya, I saw that rb on my Metroid logo - I appreciate the insight regarding the Chozo glyphs! đ
After your comment I did a bit of additional searching, and it doesn't seem like the interchanging is absolutely consistent across the Dread media, is that correct? More for tessellating opportunities than an exact rule, perhaps.
Either way, I don't necessarily mind this logo being 'incorrect' in that regard - I've had in mind that the Chozo sometimes use a 'simpler' form of their language specifically for ease of translation, so maybe this can coincide with that as a happy accident on my part. Plus, I have an alternate version of the logo which the interchanging glyphs would work better for, so I may apply it to that one and use both logos! Nonetheless, it's a cool detail about the language I hadn't noticed :o
Glad to know you've been digging the Samus design so far :)
it doesn't seem like the interchanging is absolutely consistent across the Dread media, is that correct?
I'm pretty confident that it's 100% consistent. What you might have seen is an example like this, where characters on the same row aren't tessellated:
But the tessellation is still being applied here, the text is just written vertically. You could argue that the tessellation is actually even more important here, since it indicates the direction that the text should be read in.
I've had in mind that the Chozo sometimes use a 'simpler' form of their language specifically for ease of translation, so maybe this can coincide with that as a happy accident on my part.
Definitely plausible! The square glyphs seen in Zero Mission (and several other games before Dread) are essentially just a blockier non-tessellating version of the Dread glyphs, which could be a modernization or an attempt at making them more legible to other species. Prime 1 also has a separate, scratchier looking alphabet of rune-like symbols (sadly untranslatable), so there's clearly diversity in the Chozo's written language.
Nonetheless, it's a cool detail about the language I hadn't noticed :o
Dread has quite a lot of those! If you're interested in diving all the way into Chozo language research, I'd highly recommend checking out @ChozoCourse on twitter, where you can find a nicely-packaged fan document detailing everything we know about the language right now.
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Oct 27 - Favorite Inquisition scene/dialogue
I found the Doom Upon all The World to be a bit anticlimatic. It felt like "let's beat the old man up for the last time" rather than the final showdown. But, I generally don't find Corypheus a strong or intimidating antagonist. Maybe, he wasn't supposed to be an evil and manipulative overlord - he was meant to be that disfigured creature, clinging to the past (and actually having not a single idea of what he was doing which lead to the reality of madness we saw in the alternative timeline, but I wish the writers capitalized on that more).
But, I liked bits and pieces of the final quest:
Sybil responding to Corypheus speech about "let's see who is worthy of being a god" with "Nah, I don't believe in gods" and a shit-eating grin.
Also, Corypheus clutching his pearls at her response:
The aftermath of the final battle as Sybil reunited with her group and saw everyone alive and well.
And when her mood was instantly darkened by the realization that Solas was nowhere to be seen. That something very important to him went wrong - and she was unable to help him with that.
Also moments of companions interacting with each other in Skyhold are my favorite, just like the dialogues. It's hard to pick one, so I'll just give a messy recollection: Solas and Bull playing mental chess. Blackwall sweating bullets each time someone asks him about any Warden-related stuff. Cole broadcasting companionsâ memories and inner worries much to our delight. All companion scenes from Trespasser DLC: from Varric pranking Cassandra on Sybill's and the Iron Bull's marriage to Vivienne taking Sybil out on a SPA day and Sera wrecking havoc on the background. It was a love letter from companion writers and I enjoyed it.
And a bit of favorite quotes:
Blackwall making a reference that made me laugh like a goose for 15 minutes straight
Sera: Do all Grey Wardens have beards?
Blackwall: No, just me. I stole all the beards... and all the power held within.
Blackwall: There can be only one.
Sera: Not really!
Vivienne turning the tables on Seraâs bullying attempts like the queen she is
Sera: Checked your drawers recently, Vivvy?
Vivienne: Hmm? Oh, yes, my dear. Although I was rather well stocked with that particular shade of viper. So I sent it back.
Sera: Sent⌠sent it back?
Vivienne: Yes. It should make its way to you at some point.
Vivienne: I was most concerned it might have difficulty on the steps, so I gave it legs. Six of them.
Sera: That's not⌠you're making fun, right?
Vivienne: Do you sleep with your mouth open? I should avoid that, it was heavy with eggs. Skitter skitter.
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Vivienne: Skitter skitter skitter.
Sera: (Shudders.) Frigging stop it, witchy pisser!
Cole causing Cassandra to bluescreen after spilling tea about Lambert
Cassandra:Â Cole, do you have any proof about what you claim Lord Seeker Lambert did?
Cole:Â I was there. I didn't need proof.
Cassandra:Â But he could have been brought to justice. There are rules...
(me screaming behind the screen: BUT YOU WERENâT THERE WERE YOU?)
Cole:Â He used rules to hurt people. He always found a way to be right, even when he killed my friend.
Cassandra:Â You had a friend?
Cole:Â A pretty Templar. She died protecting Rhys and me, but she got better.
Cassandra:Â I... don't even want to know what that means.
Cole letting Bull know that his Tama is secretly happy for him because she knew that he was too kind and caring for the task Qun demanded of him
Cole:Â "Tama, how will I follow the Qun?" Her hands, strong but gentle, ruffles stubs where the horns will be.
Cole:Â "You are strong, and your mind is sharp. You will solve problems others cannot." She smiles, but sadly.
Iron Bull:Â Looks like my old Tamassran was wrong. Bet she's pissed one of her kids went Tal-Vashoth.
Cole:Â Agents with hushed tones. Eyes stinging, forms to fill out, course corrections, reduce risk of similar losses.
Cole:Â I remember the little boy, too wise, eager to help. Words break in small secret spaces. He got away. He got away.
Iron Bull:Â How could you know that? You've never even met her.
Cole:Â Your hurt touches hers.
Iron Bull:Â Well, that's, uh, creepy. But... thanks.
And, of course, Solas offering Bull comfort after he chose Chargers over Qun:
Solas: You are not Tal-Vashoth, Iron Bull, not really.
Iron Bull: Well that's a fuckin' relief.
Solas: You are no beast, snapping under the stress of the Qun's harsh discipline.
Solas: You are a man who made a choice... possibly the first of your life.
Iron Bull: I've always liked fighting. What if I turn savage, like the other Tal-Vashoth?
Solas: You have the Inquisition, you have the Inquisitor... and you have me.
Iron Bull: Thanks, Solas.
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