#but probs still hangs around shit ppl lmao

[lethalties]

“    you    can’t    just    tell    me    you’d    never    been    fucked    and    expect    me    to    just    go    back    to    fucking    math    work    [    !    ]    ”

open to f

plot : my muse is failing ( in college ) and yours is tutoring them, and s*x happened to come up !

similarly this starter if preferred

[lunas-side-anime-blog]

AOT Icks (Eren, Armin and Mikasa)

one thing about me: i am a hater

Eren

def has mommy issues and no woman could ever compare to her like good luck to any of his girlfriends lmao

^^ that being said, as a roommate he’s a nightmare like you can tell his mom cleaned up after him all the time because it doesn’t even occur to him to do so now

toxic gym bro who says shit like “we all have the same 24 hours”

def has the the 3 in 1 bottle in his shower, I just know it

prob calls women “females” 

the cringiest instagram captions like I know he will post sum: “I think my closet bi-polar, it keeps throwing fits💯”  like dude, get a grip

attempts thirst traps, he has a ripped body so it kinda works but the content is so transparent you can’t help but roll your eyes

go out to a bar with him or something and he’s the type to try to make everything a fight

like if someone bumps into you, he's quickly in their face like "what's good bro😡” and you know its not actually about you so much as eren tryna beat someone up

i think he’ll use spit as lube thinking he’s so bad boy and lewd when it’s actually just so bad for your PH like ewwww (if u have a vag ofc)

i feel like his hair would get so greasy, mikasa and armin have had to force him down with shampoo in hand before 

so gross but you came here for icks and I don’t believe Eren believes in holding back his farts for anyone

it can be the most intense and serious event like a funeral and he’ll rip a loud one and be like “what? it’s not good to hold it in??”

Armin

nail biter who will chew on them till the bone and you hear that loud ass “crONCh"

says he hates drama but that’s just something he says to not seem petty bc at the first sight of a fight best believe he’s sitting there, watching it all go down, wine glass in hand like "🍷🤨👂" 

lil shit will even add lil comments to keep the beef alive, like i can see him loudly asking “okay but jean didn't you say her outfit made her look fat though?”

if you're in a debate with him, he’s the type to say something like “you're so uneducated about the subject, I’m actually pretty well versed in it” and your like "okay so what's all ur research then?" and he'll just quickly change the subject bc he didn’t actually have sources to cite lmao

is one of those bfs who would make fun of you for liking trashy tv but guess who eats that shit up everytime? armin.

he does that dad thing where he walks around in the living room and acts uninterested with what’s happening on the screen but he’s actually so invested and would be fuming if you dared watched an episode without him 

i think he’d also be the type to try to be friends with his ex even if they obviously still have feelings for him, but if you dared even talk to yours he’d get all huffy and puffy like “go be with him then🙄” 

got obsessed with skincare after watching your routine but u kinda created a monster bc now he’s critiquing your products and techniques? “Babe you should really consider a gel moisturizer, it’s better for your pores'' and you're like, “boy you used neutrogena when I met you???” 

is that bf who will shower at your place and use up all your expensive washes and scrubs 

not the best gift giver tbh, I think he’s a firm believer that all gifts should be practical so even if it’s a romantic anniversary date and he slides over a lil present, it’s probably just gonna be socks or something, srry

Mikasa

applies her chapstick like a man (iykyk)

“he know where home is” bitch, I hate to say it

i think she’s a girl’s girl until her man cheats on her, then she’d be the type to fight the girl and not really address her man…which is just… 😣

as a friend I think she’s sadly the type to unintentionally embarrass you bc she doesn’t get some social cues.

like you can miss a hang and ppl ask where you are and she’d just say matter of factly “oh they’re fine, they just have diarrhea rn!” and she won’t understand why you’d be mad?

outfit repeater to the max, she has like three tops that she likes and all pics of her are with her wearing one of those three tops

a lil delulu and prob genuinely believes all the tiktok pick a card vids on her feed

likes her coffee black and somehow thinks she’s better than everyone for that???

as a gf she checks your snap score and location regularly and has no shame in it 🙂

fights in her sleep like you will just be sleeping next to her all soundly and next thing you know you get punched in the face? she refuses to apologize in the morning bc she “has a right to defend myself in a nightmare” or whatever

when shes mad at someone she’ll post like ultra specific lyrics or captions and it’s so obviously targeted at one person everyone else is like "girl go to bed, don’t even post the quote…"

[alexandrium]

both movies are so good and full of so much shit to discuss and pick apart and think about. so many angles. and like its hard not be like excited about it being SO LA. Even now all those neighborhoods and locations look the fucken same.

Like when those ése's were hanging out in the alley in m2s, I did a double take bc it looks so much like the alley literally on my block.

Also my boyfriend's literal childhood neighborhood is in menace 2 society LMAO. but they also filmed training day around there too. guess his neighborhood was famous.

also it's funny to think abt bc most of the houses in the movies are prob still owned by the same ppl or family

[littencloud9]

hello here's part 1 of my satoglad headcanons because i love them and i can

| gladion’s taller than ash and constantly steals his hat to hold above his head

| ash steals gladion’s hoodie ALL THE TIME

| gladion’s ticklish but only ash knows that

| he’s also touchstarved as hell and ash is happy to provide for his needs

| ash introduces him to the og kanto gang and surprisingly gladion gets along best with gary

| they both blush around each other, but gladion’s more obvious. ash’s ears and neck usually turns the reddest

| lillie was totally the no. 1 satoglad shipper

| wicke and burnet would also gossip about them during work

| kukui thought ash and lillie would end up together but burnet bet on ash and gladion (she obviously won)

| umbreon was the first to notice something going on between them, closely followed by silvally and the two lycanroc. idk i feel like pikachu would be just as oblivious as ash. and torracat’s never really around gladion so

| they took forever to start dating. everyone knew they were dating except them

| they still have a hell lot of pokémon battles

| every year they’re always vying for league champion and most of the time it ends up as ash vs gladion for the finals. it becomes the most exciting battle because everyone in alola knows there’s always a hell lot of tension. there was once kiawe won the league but he decided he was more suited for kahuna

| pikachu and silvally bitch about their trainers together

| solgaleo and lunala randomly visit sometimes because why not. there was once satoglad had a battle with ash and solgaleo vs gladion and lunala and it was wild

| ash totally plays with gladion’s earrings

| and gladion plays with ash’s hair

| neither of them are very good at cooking. gladion can do basic recipes but ash is a disaster. that doesn’t mean they don’t try tho. and usually the kitchen ends up in a mess so most of the time they grab food at nearby malls or at mallow’s restaurant

| the alola gang are always trying to get them together. they purposely sit in a way that forces them to sit next to each other, or walk in certain formations, or split off into different groups on purpose. neither of them caught on because they’re oblivious as hell but they’re doing their best

| both of them are amazing with kids

| the first time they kissed was on accident. i’m not sure how or why but ash definitely did it and shocked both of them

| speaking of which ash loves to kiss gladion’s cheek randomly. he likes seeing gladion get embarrassed even after dating for years

| their favourite date idea would be chilling on the beach at night. they have a thing with being alone at night

| gladion can definitely play the guitar. he plays and ash sings and it’s enough to make anyone tear up

| stealing this one from paige but gladion (and lillie) totally have kalosian blood. or maybe galarian, but yeah

| neither of them are very materialistic. ash’s love language is prob quality time/acts of services while gladion’s would be physical touch or words of affirmation. they’re always trying to outdo each other with christmas gifts

| gladion literally lives at kukui and burnet’s. they now have two sons

| whenever they had another ultra beast mission, these two will flirt like hell to cope with the anxiousness. everyone is sick of their shit

| but they’re also a power couple and i stand by that (like, the two strongest in alola teaming up? unstoppable)

| both of them can and will kill you if you say anything bad about the other. they are protective™

| i like to think that at some point ash caught an eevee and it evolved into espeon so not only do they have the double lycanroc, they now have the double eeveelutions (and with the sun and moon themes too!! ksjdksdjsk)

| ash cannot dance but he tries for gladion anyway. they somehow have the waltz down decently

| they are the literal definition of red and blue gays i do not take criticism. ash’s fav colour is blue and gladion’s is red

| when they start dating and see each other more often, gladion and torracat (or incineroar but shut up i love torracat and lowkey wish it didn’t evolve ahsjddhshdjs) become super close. it’s like burnet and torracat. no one understands how it never scratches him, ever

| ash and silvally become best friends™ too

| the first few months they were dating, gladion would always give ash that Fond Smile. it only ever happens in private too, and ash melts everytime it happens

| they don’t really argue, but when they do, it’s always super serious like that nebby argument. they wouldn’t talk for like a week cause they’re both stubborn too and it worries everyone

| both of them always scold the other for not taking care of themselves even though they do the exact same thing

| lusamine is a 100% the oblivious parent that had no idea they even liked each other

| before they started dating ash is approached by a few ppl because he’s the champion and he’s fun and kinda attractive, same goes for gladion. they both don’t understand why they feel upset when it happens and it frustrates lillie to no end

| SPEAKING OF WHICH gladion definitely gets jealous more easily but ash is always there to assure him

| every time they battle they just yell compliments/tease each other. the sexual tension is so THICK you could cut it with a knife

| ash always tugs on gladion’s hoodie string when he wants him to lean down for a kiss

| this is literally in the ship name but the trust they have in each other is immaculate. they’re both insanely loyal and they know the other would never betray them and it makes me cry thank you

| gladion hates swimming because he doesn’t like his hair getting wet, so he usually hangs around the beach with torracat, the two lycanroc and rowlet. ash plays in the water with silvally, pikachu, zoroark and melmetal while he watches with an adoring smile

| also he totally got embarrassed seeing ash shirtless the first few times LMAO

[saturnsstufff]

Saturn omfg I had written like half a fucking page on this fic I was planning on writing and I wanted your opinion if it would be good or nah since you are more superior and smarter then me and it fucking deleted itself I’m gonna fucking cry and jump off of a bridge I HAD WRITTEN OUT LIKE 3 PLOT IDEAS IN DETALE FUCK ME

So anyways here’s the short version

It’s like Dsmp/kinda origins SCP AU so everyone is either an SCP or a researcher (the ppl who work with the SCPs idk how much you know about this) n basically I need your opinion on if this is a good idea n if so which “plot” or like idea is the best

(Little thing to note I like to imagine there’s like a common room or smt that’s like the outside world but ofc it’s inside and heavily monitored but if they obey to the researchers n shit n show that they’re not gonna start fights n shit they’re allowed in it and it’s like a place where they can hang out n shit)

Either 1 Tommy’s a new SCP and he’s bitching n all that but eventually he befriends everyone n he swears to break them out yadda yadda (I had written so much about this I wanna cry)

Or 2 Tommy’s still new but Wilbur is also new but a researcher who’s been assigned to Tommy n they hate each other at first but then form a brotherly bond n Wilbur is the one who swears to break him and the others out bc he sees how miserable they are

Or 3 it’s an x reader kinda thing where reader is new and is pretty reserved and has their gard up n all they wanna do is break out but eventually they warm up to the others n they try and escape. Idk if I’m good at writing x reader n if I did I’d have to decide what kinda SCP they are n I’d probs just make em a griffin hybrid since that’s what my oc/like character is so idk about it

I also plan on it being a fucktonna angst n I’d also wanna write in Michel, like Tubbo n Ranboo found him walking around in the common room thing n them both just instantly falling in love with him n being extremely protective over him (could throw in some angst about the researchers taking Michel to research or smt n Tubbo n Ranboo trying to fight them or smt cus they don’t wanna leave their kid idk)

I also rlly wanna write in Kristen as like a researcher who falls in love with Phil just as a little wholesome side thing or that she’s also a bird hybrid n they’re kept in the same cell bc they were found together n they act as like everyone’s parents lol idk I just miss Mumza what can I say

So yeah pls give me your opinion on this lmao and while I’m at it can I be 🪲-anon (bug/bettle if you can’t see it) I’ve sent some things on anon before soo yeah lmao I’m sorry I’m so fucking tired writing this FUCKING TWICE took all my fucking energy and I didn’t have much to begin with

(also I know like nothing about SCP I’ve just watched a bit about some SCPs on YouTube and I follow @/starboyblue I think they’re called on tiktok n they make some SCP content so what I know is mostly from there lol and sorry for any spelling errors I’m tired as shit and English is my second language lol)

Ooh!! I like the ideas! I dont know what SCP is, but i get the general idea! Id say go with your gut!! Whatever your comfortable with. And welcome to the anons!!!

And your english is wonderful for a second language!!

[moonscngsarchive]

bitch do every single one of our ships u feel like doing for that last meme thank u

i bet u thought i forgot hoe .... u rly thought huh !

 ok. .. . . besley first. 

who hogs the duvet: beck oof

who texts/rings to check how their day is going: ummmm i feel like neither? i feel like they would eventually become big on letting the other know that they were safe somewhere when they’re apart for some reason ? the inner machinations of my mind r an enigma.... but i know blake texts him stupid shit like “today is the new moon have u set and manifested your intentions” at 3:45 on a wednesday NO ONE ASKED!!! 

who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts: BLAKE i’m sorry beck

who gets up first in the morning: prob beck.... blake stays up all night looking @ her real tru luv (the moon) 

who suggests new things in bed: i don’t feel like either one of them would be like “👉👈 can we....” i rly feel like they both just wing it 100% of the time

who cries at movies: blake :/ 

who gives unprompted massages: beck ?? i think. unless he had a rly rough show or smth then blake would try to be nice.  

who fusses over the other when they’re sick: this is probably a time both of them would be sweet to the other.... so i say both here. they’re the most comfortable w/ each other when one of them is weaker akdmsfaksmgadsf

who gets jealous easiest: BOTH!! but beck . it’s beck.

who has the most embarrassing taste in music: i feel like beck has secret favorites. blake takes herself too seriously fmadsfmam

who collects something unusual: i feel like beckham probably collects beer tabs or broken glass idk he scares me

who takes the longest to get ready: blake. and then she’ll just decide not to go lmao.

who is the most tidy and organised: u m blake no question

who gets most excited about the holidays: neither, they both don’t believe in commercialism/pagan tradition but i know blake puts up a xmas tree

who is the big spoon/little spoon: beck is big spoon :-)

who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports: BOOOOOTHHHHHHHHH OF THEM. i feel like blake normally wouldn’t be competitive against anyone BUT beckham. 

who starts the most arguments: lmao..... it’s a toss up. a shit show luv xx

who suggests that they buy a pet: blake would just bring one home. it would be a stray with one eyeball and mange and she would be like “this is my grandma from a past life that is astral projecting into this dog and she lives here now”

what couple traditions they have: i imagine in my head on every anniversary (they probably don’t know an exact date, so rotate picking one day out of the year that they choose is their anniversary like the queen does w her bday fkasdmf) they go find an old abandoned road and try drive quick enough to see the other side of the moon or go see a show at the venue they met @ : ) idk i feel like they try. also their tradition is acting like they don’t like each other.

what tv shows they watch together: i thought abt this so hard. i know they watch unsolved mysteries, probably twin peaks. i also feel like blake likes to watch the crown to fact check everything and beck acts like he hates it but then starts asking her questions. 

what other couple they hang out with: is this... even a question. savannah & brooks ! 

how they spend time together as a couple: fighting or being really nice. no in between. also making fun of other ppl.

who made the first move: did we decide that? KMFDKSMGANS i feel like it was mutual. probably beckham though.

who brings flowers home: neither. lol

who is the best cook: blake ! i feel like she would rly try :( and beck probably burns jello 

BAVANNAH !! 

who hogs the duvet: brooks and he denies it

who texts/rings to check how their day is going: i feel like both do. they’re annoying and r probably like “how are u? where are u at today? what do u need from me?” hate them

who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts: i feel like brooks would rly try but savannah would obliterate him. they probably have competitions every year and he continuously loses. 

who gets up first in the morning: brooks, for sure. he never sleeps. stays up too late and wakes up too early and has a coffee iv somwhere probably.

who suggests new things in bed: brooks most likely lmao they probably don’t have sex until they’re 36 tho

who cries at movies: my angel ms savannah . and brooks puts it on his instagram story

who gives unprompted massages: brooks, probably, just 2 ****

who fusses over the other when they’re sick: savannah !! i know it in my heart. brooks always thinks he’s dying.

who gets jealous easiest: BROOOOOOOOKS

who has the most embarrassing taste in music: savannah :/ i’m sry girly

who collects something unusual: i feel like savannah collected weird stuff as a kid fkasmdfasm idk where that vibe came from but i’m sticking w it

who takes the longest to get ready: savannah again..... mdmfmdfm

who is the most tidy and organised: SAVANNAH .A;D,FSKDF IM SORRY. brooks is privileged and had a maid i know he leaves his shit everywhere.

who gets most excited about the holidays: ok i do feel like this is both of them.

who is the big spoon/little spoon: brooks is a very secretive little spoon and makes savannah sign an NDA that she won’t tell beck

who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports: brooks !! is!! very!! competitive!!!

who starts the most arguments: um .  brooks again he’s an aries

who suggests that they buy a pet: this is savannah : - ) i love her

what couple traditions they have: idk abt traditions but i feel like they probably have a lot of rituals... like he has to play w her hair for her to fall asleep or smth. now i’m emo.

what tv shows they watch together: i know they watch gilmore girls together i kNOWWW ITTTT and brooks probably made her watch breaking bad.

what other couple they hang out with: if u know u know he heh eheh

how they spend time together as a couple: very touchy feely, a lot of affirmation, naps and watching tv, probably staying up too late playing board games or watching home movies from when they were kids

who made the first move: um literally neither and that’s the worst part

who brings flowers home: brooks ! ! !

who is the best cook: savannah bc brooks is again privileged 

ok last but not least.... brasher :/ i’m scared

who hogs the duvet: they have separate duvets like europeans to avoid conflict 🥰 but brynn probably just gets underneath asher’s anyway

who texts/rings to check how their day is going: both ! i feel like both of their days are really busy, so it probably varies but i know they both do

who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts: also feel like this could be both. i feel like they’re both sentimental, but brynn is probably more creative. 

who gets up first in the morning: asher for sure. brynn pulls all nighters all the time.

who suggests new things in bed: also think this is asher akmfmsadf brynn is vanilla

who cries at movies: brynn omg 

who gives unprompted massages: again i think this is brynn ? asher’s always stressed lmao

who fusses over the other when they’re sick: BOTH and they’re both big weenies

who gets jealous easiest: asher when they were younger, brynn as adults.

who has the most embarrassing taste in music: dis brynn. she still loves abba ?? ?

who collects something unusual: brynn collects 100 yr old diaries of strangers from thrift shops bc she thinks they’re romantic and asher thinks they’re all haunted

who takes the longest to get ready: probably brynn bc she procrastinates 

who is the most tidy and organised: this is probably asher. brynn is unknowinging slob, she has to be really intentional abt cleaning up after herself akdsmfaskmd her mind just moves too quick ! 

who gets most excited about the holidays: brynn x29389283. she decorates and goes all out.

who is the big spoon/little spoon: i feel like brynn is just always laying on asher somehow, idk abt cuddling but she’s just always koala’d on him. 

who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports: they’re both competitive, they’re fire signs y i k e s 

who starts the most arguments: asher :( sowwy

who suggests that they buy a pet: idk why but i feel like this is asher. brynn probably is too anxious abt giving a pet a good life akmfdkamf

what couple traditions they have: date nights r probably big and they’re probably always leaving handwritten notes to each other 🥺

what tv shows they watch together: they’re probably really into limited series documentaries and get really offended when the other watches an ep without them. i also think they rly like bbc kamdfkasdmf

what other couple they hang out with: they’re hermits prob but mabye one of asher’s clients? ? ? idk.

how they spend time together as a couple: i feel like ever since they lost time while they were apart, they just like to literally be around each other even if it’s doing nothing. that made me emo adkfmadsf. they prob like going on night drives like when they were younger.

who made the first move: back in the day ?? asher for sure.

who brings flowers home: :( i feel like they both bring home things for each other. also this question feels sexist idk why

who is the best cook: i honestly don’t know bc brynn is always moving so fast and asher is rich so ... .. . i’m stumped. neither? 

[ratbastard0]

tagged by @elpuppies to do this thing ty bby 💕

what is the colour of your hair brush? one is blue the other is white 

name of a food you never eat? almost all vegetables

are you typically too warm or too cold? too cold

what were you doing 45 minutes ago? i was either on here or changing the water in antonio’s tank (one of my fish)

what’s your favourite candy bar? reese’s sticks or take 5 

have you ever been to a professional sports event? yes i have :D i’ve been the women’s college world series twice (softball) and seen the usa play japan (also softball) also been to a texas rangers game and several baseball games for the minor league club here in my state 

what is the last thing you said out loud? “what is the last thing you said out loud” 💀

what is your favourite ice cream? chocolate chip cookie dough (specifically from braum’s)

what is the last thing you had to drink? coffee ⨀_⨀

do you like your wallet? uhm i guess? but i have 2, one is like a little change purse thing that i use more frequently bc i hate taking my purse anywhere so i just carry that little thing and the big wallet is just tan nothing special 

what was the last thing you ate? hot ham and cheese sandwich with chips

did you buy any new clothes last week? no, thankfully

last sporting event you watched? shit, probs that last rayados match :(

what’s your favourite flavour of popcorn? slightly burned kettle corn

who was the last person you sent a message to? gc with my managers lmao

ever go camping? yah several times....not that great 3/10 

do you take vitamins? yes, am i supposed to list them? for hair/nails and stuffs

do you go to church every sunday? no i don’t but i wish i did :(

do you have a tan? rn? no but i’m working on it

do you prefer chinese food or pizza? PIZZA!!! i don’t really like chinese that much tbh

do you drink soda with a straw? if they fill that shit full of ice hell ya those dirty bastards i got teeth sensitivity 

what colour socks do you wear? mainly black but i do own some fuzzy ones that are various colors

do you ever drive above the speed limit? AHHAHAH what is “speed limit” i’m always in a hurry/late so i be flooring it

what terrifies you? dying alone or being unhappy/depressed for the rest of my life but on a lighter note...spiders

look to your left what do you see? a wall with a picture on it and a shelf

what chore do you hate? hanging up clothes/folding them or cleaning up after my brother

what do you think of when you hear an australian accent? steve irwin :(

what’s your favourite soda? coke or dr pepper

do you go into fast food places or drive thru? depends what i’m ordering i guess

who was the last person you talked to? my bff on ft

favourite cut of beef? sirloin 

last song you listened to? contact by wiz khalifa ft tyga lmao shit bangs

last book you read? unfortunately i am illiterate :/

can you say the alphabet backwards? ya if i think about it really hard 

how do you like your coffee? with a dash of creamer or black

favourite pair of shoes? my white AF1s

the time you normally go to bed? maybe 12 but lately it’s been like 3am

the time you normally wake up? at like 8 but then sometimes i fall back asleep till 10 💀

what do you prefer sunrise or sunsets? both are beautiful but there’s just something so calming about a sunrise

how many blankets are on your bed? currently, there are 4 all partially hanging off 

describe your kitchen plates? cream with a border around them that includes sunflowers and bees

do you have a favourite alcoholic beverage? i don’t really drink but i’ve had margarita and mojito and both were delicious so probs those

do you play cards? yes it’s a family tradition and the only game i play on my phone

what colour is your car? dark grey

can you change a tire? if i really had to, yes

your favourite province? does this mean state for me? i guess i’ll say texas but also i do lowkey love it here in oklahoma (overall we’re pretty friendly ppl compared to a lot of other states ☕️)

favourite job you’ve had? probs the one i have now but it’s still not that great or in hs i cleaned cars and that was cool

how did you get your biggest scar? it’s on my calf, it’s a burn mark, maybe the size of my palm and it’s where my mom dropped a curling iron on me when i was a child lmao

what did you do today that made someone happy? well i think i made some ppl on here laugh today so that’s something 😊

if you wanna bc this is long af lol @aguerofc @carvajalfc @hadikathefangirl @lermanologgie @vivalachampions @ximenalightwood 💚

[abramowitzm]

ludovico tersigni, male, he/him. → look out, there’s MURRAY ABRAMOWITZ. you know, the 23 year old BROTHER of GAMMA PHI EPSILON. you know, i overheard someone say that they were TACTLESS, UNPREDICTABLE, VENTURESOME and PROTECTIVE. but that’s just rumours. WORN OUT DENIM JACKETS, MURDER MYSTERY PODCASTS BEFORE BED, SMILING THROUGH BLOODY TEETH come to mind when i think of them. what about you?

hey what’s up cats, its ur grrl alex, coming at you full force with one of my very fav dumpster babies. let’s set this party... ablaze. 

born in pittsburgh. murray is the second oldest of four siblings.

his mother died from breast cancer when he was ten. they moved to new york and that’s where boi spent another ten years of his life, basically.

raised by mostly his dad and grandmother. they have always been the best of pals. seriously, the old lady took his side even when he did the stupidest of shit, ‘kay? they’re super close. don’t come for his granny, he’ll cut you.

has always been the one to find himself in strange situations. just, like, a part of his family is super odd and sometimes at extended family evenings shit would kinda just hit the fan. one time his uncle drank a bottle of hand sanitizer at the dinner table and legitimately died. this is one of murray’s craziest thanksgiving memories.

has always somehow managed to find himself in the wrong crowd. doesn’t get peer pressured, has always had a huge will of his own, sorta. but trouble always seemed to follow. good student for the longest of times. wanted to be a lawyer at one point. graduated high school with alright grades, took a gap year to focus on his hobbies and work. was a chef at a restaurant, rockstar on the side. that’s right. homeboy discovered rock n roll one day and now he’s hooked for life. wants to be the real deal, man. a rocker dude, yo. is actually in a band!

anyway, that one year changed his mind quite a bit, made the dude care so much less about stuff like education.

still, decided to apply to a fuckin ivy league, because why not? “dude, what if i went to uni in, like, arizona or some shit? *snickers*” - that’s what happened.

after like a year of trying to get back into the gear, majoring in criminal psychology, he decided he really doesn’t give a fucking shit anymore, okay? he just wants to be a rocker, goddamn it!

but no, he’s getting by. not putting all the effort in the world into his assignments and stuff, but he does enough to keep himself in the game. is on the verge of dropping out tho like every three seconds.

personality-wise ?? bit of an asshole, but a lot of it is just cause he seems all rough round the edges, u kno?? all in all, he’s not a bad dude, he just tends to do shit things lmao. has been arrested a couple of times, but not for anything major, major. tends to go heavy on drugs and alcohol, but he feels like he’s mostly got it all in order. knows how to take care of himself, though it doesn’t necessarily always look like it.

edgy in the streets, dude-bro in the sheets. actually got that big bro instinct. 

has always been super into mysteries. murder mysteries are his fav, ok!! that’s why chose criminal psychology to begin with !!

likes a good adventure, loves to be spooked. hangs out at abandoned houses, graveyards. woods at night?? sign him tf up. breaking into a supposedly haunted asylum?? lets fuckin go !! lurking around the ex-killer’s old house ?? ya aaas queen !! this whole murder shenanigans honestly excites him more than it should ??

tactless, always there to say something that’s just slightly out of place. dark humor, sardonic attitude.

would prob be the prime suspect in a horror movie, lbr.

likes a good brawl !! will brawl u at the bar just for the lols, man !! it’s fun to get punched in the face sometimes. yeah !! adrenaline rush !!

chainsmoker.

can do your piercing. in fact, he pierced his own nose and let me tell ya’, it looks sick legit.

likes to wear a lot of denim. it goes well with the dark bags under his eyes and a busted lip.

works as a chef on the side. scary in the kitchen.

drives like a mA N I A C !!!

enjoys a good hook-up. used to do relationships in the past, but commitment is something he’s not the greatest at, but he’s not a douchebag about it anymore. lowkey i imagine he’s currently in a super open relationship with someone and they’re really just good friends who hook up but then also sleep with other ppl kinda deal??

got loads of crazy stories, all real shit that actually happened to him so if you’re ever bored at your ex-boyfriend’s party that you attended just purely out of spite, you can find him somewhere in the corner & he’ll tell u all about the time he almost robbed a kebab place with a finger gun or beat the shit outta of a dude with a knife between his ribs. 

you can find his board here!

[dclly]

     hello friends !! it’s ya gal moose (she/her, 21, cst) & i’m finally home from work bless!!! i’m just ur local…..run of the mill bug-loving canadian. this intro is gna be messa af but…it be like that sometimes. i am so very thirsty so pls if u wanna plot just hmu or like this and i’ll come to u! u can also catch me on d*scord @ bug lady 🦗#8530 if u prefer that!

     pls be advised that there are mentions of: trauma, sexual assault, ed, drug use & addiction below!

     #KRISTINE FROSETH | CISFEMALE | SHE/HER | BISEXUAL - DOROTHY LINDVIG is a TWENTY-ONE year old ICE SKATING INSTRUCTOR that moved into apartment A2 a good TWO YEARS ago. the AQUARIUS has been in town for TWENTY-ONE YEARS overall and is well known around seattle ridge for being +VIVACIOUS +CLEVER, but has a reputation of being -ALOOF and -FACETIOUS. guess that’s why they call them the AMARANTH around these parts! (moose, 21, she/her, cst.)

ok so !!!! first thing’s first, she usually goes by the nickname dolly. but she doesn’t care too much abt what u call her u can call her fuckass and she’d just be like what’s up

she’s a town native !!! grew up in a shitty area w a kind of shitty family. parents were never around, always off on benders or just….generally bein shitty parents. dolly & her older brother had to learn how to take care of themselves when they were pretty young and they’ve always done just fine. they didn’t have a lot of money so dolly got pretty good at playing up the cute lil girl role and getting free stuff out of ppl

as much as she claims she relies only on herself, she also relies heavily on the kindness of strangers bc without them she definitely would have gone hungry for real

in order to stay away from her house as much as possible she would hang out at the skating rink as a kid & eventually after stealing a pair of skates from the lost & found she taught herself how to skate & eventually figure skate as well. she’s always wanted to go pro but…..obviously couldn’t afford the training or put in any of the effort required to go all the way.

her brother used to throw pretty big ragers in their place when their parents were gone so……she started drinking & doing drugs at a pretty young age & just generally hanging out with ppl who were much older than her & v bad influences.

trauma tw & sexual assault tw !! it was at one of these parties that she had a traumatic assault experience w one of her brother’s friends when she was a teenager. to this day, she still hasn’t told anyone about what happened. it happened on more than one occasion and her brother is still friends w this boy so she just…..does her best to avoid him & pretend that nothing ever happened bc she refuses to acknowledge her trauma

she was pretty popular in school but never rly felt like she had any true friends ??? none of her relationships were all that deep and she mostly just hung out with people to get free stuff LMAO and like rides places i guess

but she does have her lil group of friends that she truly cares abt and when she actually cares abt u…….she’s around for LIFE u cant get rid of her sorry

she got emancipated when she was 16 and has been living on her own ever since. at first she’d would just stay at friend’s houses and sleep on their couches, but that stopped when she finally got a job at the skating rink teaching kids how to skate & got a new place to live. she’s been chillin working there and living in the apartment building for a couple of years now

definitely has had……many sugar daddy-type relationships in the past bc she would much rather have money handed to her u know

that is…..a v brief outline of her life up until this point but imma talk a bit abt her personality now

she is…..very magnetic tbH. knows how to draw in a group and keep them interested

knows how to bat her eyelashes and flirt if it means she’ll get something out of it

she’s kind of mean, kind of not ??? she is v moody a lot of the time tbh like it’s either hit or miss with her. sometimes she’ll be in the mood to have a big long chat and in a split second she’ll be telling u to fuck off

likes to know everyone else’s drama but doesn’t like having drama of her own

kind of does her own thing ???? marches to the beat of her own drum. doesn’t rly follow any rules. she’s just out here

does most things out of spite. even if she doesn’t want to do something, if someone tells her she cant do something she’s gna do it no matter what

very animated and lively. the type to dance in the middle of the grocery store if a song she likes is playing

also the type to dance on tables at the club

doesn’t rly care what ppl think about her but…..does at the same time ??? if ur important to her she cares deeply abt ur opinion but if not……..she doesn’t give a FUCK

she always has to keep herself busy or else she’ll lose her mind :))))

will do…….literally anything to get something for free ??? doesn’t matter what it is or who u are. she can HATE u but…..she will still give u head behind the 7/11 for a free slurpee u know :/

i wouldn’t say she’s hypersexual but she is highly sexual thx to her trauma !!!

she is friendly yet distant at the same time so like……while she will happily talk to u and hang out with u and whatever she avoids deep conversation topics ig ??? she always finds a way to leave or change the subject when it gets serious or make a joke out of things bc she can’t………talk abt stuff ajsdfjkgdjgk

a very witty & clever girl. she’s v smart and would have done well in school had she had a slightly better life & didn’t have to worry abt whether or not she would starve

some extra tidbits abt her !!!

a good portion of her clothing is vintage/thrifted. she would describe her aesthetic as a 70s teenage boy’s wet dream. shoes are her fave & she’s always wearing some funky type of boot or platform shoe

just a real fashion bitch !!!!

catch her online shopping at almost any given moment

mental breakdown haircuts at 2am are her Mood

she loves going to cute lil vintage diners & drinkin a cherry coke 4 the aesthetic u know

can’t keep a relationship to save her life. will date someone and put herself FULLY into the relationship but…….will either get bored or cheat on them or put them up on a pedestal so it’s destined to fail after one lil mistake or do something to fuck it up 

she is a self-sabotager like that bc she doesn’t believe she’s deserving of love or any good things really :///

smokes too many cigarettes

drug use & addiction tw !! smokes a lot of weed as well. catch ya girl doing fat bong rips all day long. also does a lot of cocaine. has a coke addiction, in fact. also catch her running away to the bathroom for a bump 12 times a day. she rly just…..doesn’t like being sober, she tryna run away from shit

her fave colour is red

she has a cat named freddie who she adores more than anything else on the planet

likes to play poker & gamble

will literally try anything once

hates herself & is rotting inside!!!!!!!!!!!!

eating disorder tw !! another symptom from her trauma is the eating disorder she developed as a teen. food is…..one of her few things in life she can fully control so she controls it a Lot. 

just wants to have fun and forget abt how disgusting she feels on a daily basis & how much she hates herself :))))))))))

generally just………….a messy bitch

this is……a LOT. i don’t have a full wc page or anything atm but here are some lil connection ideas for her!!

friends !! ppl that don’t actually know her all that well but she pretends they do anyway

perhaps………………a best friend……….

exes !! ya girl puts her whole entire being into relationships even tho she runs away from them right after bc self sabotage ???? so she prob isn’t on good terms with any of her exes but……she’s my bi queen so this is open to anybody!!!! would prob b really angsty which is grand

a drug dealer perhaps??

party buddies, drinking buddies, w/e. bad influences. let them influence each other to be Worse

previous fwbs & hookups, that kinda thing, she prob has a lot

maybe someone she cheated on a partner with ??? for Drama

or like….someone who’s relationship she fucked up idk

maybe someone who has a crush on her or something & she’s like…….pls don’t what r u doing……..gotta Jet

a good influence??? someone please help her.

idK i want angst & cute fluffy stuff so just everything is good rly

tbh i will prob do an actual wc page at some point but here is what i have for now

this was a lot i am sorry. bless u for reading this far thank u. 

[ethercals]

[ MUSE 40 ] ●● is that JOE KEERY? no, that’s just JACOB LIVELY, the TWENTY-TWO year old CISMALE who is a BAKER/GRAPHIC DESIGN STUDENT. some say they’re SELF-ABSORBED AND IRRITABLE, but their family and friends will swear they’re LOVING AND LOYAL. when i think of them, i think of flour sprinkled all over his apron, nimble fingers tapping against keys, bruises under eyes, eating grated cheese out of the bag at 3am. i wonder if HIS family knows that HE DRUNKENLY GOT MARRIED IN VEGAS AND HAS BEEN TRYING TO GET AN ANNULMENT ●●

so i’m trash and couldn’t resist taking up another character hjdsfhdgff.

my boy generally goes by jake, tho he doesn’t mind if his family calls him jacob!

he’s a huge ass mess.

grew up a part of a very unconventional family. when he was a kid, he didn’t think anything of it. he loved his siblings and his parents and didn’t give a shit about what people had to say about it.

that didn’t really change when he got to high school either. he learned quickly that if he didn’t want to have shit put on him, he had to stand up for himself.

needless to say, he ended up in a LOT of fights. if anyone so much as whispered a word about his family around them, they were bound to end up with a broken nose and jake with bloody knuckles.

he wasn’t insanely popular at school, but he was still fairly well known. he was on the football team and he spent most of his weekends out at parties.

tbh as he got older, he started looking for any excuse to get out of the house. he loves him fam, would happily die for them in a heartbeat, but living in a family as big as their’s often meant jake felt suffocated.

they were always on top of each other and it was easy at times to feel forgotten within the family.

as a result, he pulled away from them quite a bit. he’d spend afternoons playing football, hanging out in diners with his friends and girlfriend of the month, sneaking out to the school field to drink or parties to smoke weed.

when he started going to college in boston, he spent even more time away from home and kind of went through a life crisis.

while he may have gotten into college on a football scholarship, he quickly discovered that wasn’t where he wanted his life to go.

he’d done tonnes of computer classes on the dl in high school and always held a passion for graphic design. he ended up giving up his scholarship to pursue that instead and he’s honestly much happier doing that.

his head has kind of returned from the clouds now and he’s talking to his family mor than he used to, as well as spending time with them. likely due to the fact that he’s a fkn baby and they’re like a security blanket.

he works in the local bakery as well, and he’s now having ANOTHER life crisis bc the idea of just baking shit all day over a career he may not even get a job in is very appealing. 

instead of dealing with his internal crisis, he ended up going to vegas to blow off some steam with some friends andddd that whole night is a blur. all he knows is he woke up the next morning, naked in bed with a wedding ring on his finger.

he’s lowkey freaking out bc in his words “I’M TOO YOUNG TO GET MARRIED!!!” and he regrets it a lot. he hasn’t told anyone about it yet and is just trying to get an annulment quietly. 

overall, he’s always eternally sighing in a corner somewhere. he’s the type to not really start drama, but he’ll sit there with popcorn if there’s drama going on in front of him. he’s always rolling his eyes and teasing his friends like the shit he is.

he’s a pretty chill guy, tries not to make a big deal out of shit, even when he should. honestly just wants to bake his pastries and smoke weed, leave him alone

wanted connections:

best friend: probs the person who was the witness at his wedding lmao. they get on like peas in a pod and they’re one of the people that jake trusts most.

wife: lmao so this connection could really go anywhere. i think it would be great if they knew each other before they got married and now they’re both like oHHHH SHIT OKAY WHAT DO WE DO WITH THIS?? and now neither of them really know how to act around each other bc they’ve now also seen each other naked lmao.

coworkers: ppl he works with at the bakery!

college friends: self explanatory really.

ex-gfs: he was...so not chill when it came to dating in high school tbh, he had a new girlfriend every other month.

ppl he went to school with: either people he didn’t really get along with, friends that drifted apart, an unlikely friendship now, you name it!

[ardentlythieving]

HEWWO EVERYBODY IT’S END OF YEAR RECAP TIME WITH ME: UR PAL ARDO

First of all if ur reading this, merry christmas if u celebrate it and happy holidays if u don’t!!! Y’all are amazing people and I hope this time of year is a good one for you, and if it’s not I hope you find the time to do smth nice for urself!!

Dam this year has been crazy tho. I mean if ur dash is anything like mine you’ve prob seen all those posts talking about how long this year has felt re: the sheer amount of stuff happening. But on a more individual level there’s some stuff I wanna say I guess so in no particular order here is my Thoughts™ coz there’s been some good, some bad, and some weird this year. 

So, this year has been a kind of wild one for me in terms of things changing. The big one being that I started university and kinda lost contact with most of my pals from high school. All goods tho, coz I met some amazing new people thru tabletop gaming who idk if I’m at the friends point with yet, but I defo wanna try and get there coz they’re cool as heck. It’s true what people say that starting university is a big change coz DAM things have been wild and hopefully are gonna keep being wild next year espc coz one of my online friends is moving down to start at my university and I’m super excited to meet her in person!! Speaking of meeting people in person I finally got to hang out with @chipmunkwithwings at her place and that was one of the highlights of my year for sure! She’s a super cool person and that week was just utterly brilliant.

Anyways while we’re on the topic of friends this year sure has been exciting for that as well. I’ve made some amazing new ones, gotten closer with some older ones, had some drift apart and thru it all I’ve learnt something important. Namely that, there’s nothing wrong with the friends I had before, but I’ve felt so much better and it’s just been so much healthier for me now I’ve also started pursuing and focusing on friendships with people around my age. It sounds weird to say, but despite having a good collection of close friends there was a part of me that was lonely, and that part has kinda stopped being so much now not all my friends are 10ish years older than me. 

That’s one thing I’ve discovered, but this year has been a big one for discovery for me. I tried a bunch of different papers and found out that I hate international relations and love philosophy. I’ve started learning Swedish!! And probably the biggest and most important discovery: thanks to my friends telling me “dude you really need to do this” I’ve gotten on anti-depressants!!! Which have really been helping me so much. That’s probably.... my biggest regret is that I didn’t get on them a few years ago. Still, I’m on them now and my head is just working so much better. Also, and I’ve talked about this in an earlier post so if you wanna kno deets you can go read it, I properly I guess remembered? stopped repressing? how a friend abused me a few years ago and started working thru the issues I have because of that.  

At this point I’m gonna put things under a cut coz this is where shit is gonna get long. 

Some letters, to the people I’ve known this year. I know a LOT of people so I’m prob gonna not mention anyone so if I don’t mention you: I love y’all. Ur so so fucking brilliant all of u and I’m honored to know you and to have had this chance to be in contact with y’all. I’m deeply sorry for any way I might have wronged you over this year, and if any of you wronged ME I forgive you entirely. If any of you haven’t really talked to me, but want to; or if we’ve drifted outta contact and you wanna pick things back up or ANYTHING at all feel free to msg me anytime. My discord is ardentlyThieving#4893 and this is an open invitation to anyone reading this coz there’s a ton of cool ppl on here who I haven’t talked to as much as I’d like. Anyways onto the individual stuff.

To the afternoon gang. You guys all mean so so fucking much to me, more than probably anyone else. Ur my best support network, my greatest pals. Being friends with you all is a fucking delight. I know I’m not always active in our server, but trust me that it’s nothing on you. I’ve enjoyed every moment hanging out with you guys. Or well, most of them at least :P. We have the wildest conversations and trust me, I wouldn’t have it any other way. I know some of you guys have had a hard time this year and I’m so sorry that you guys are going thru that shit coz y’all deserve so much better. It’s my deepest hope that next year is a good one for all of you and if there’s every anything I can do you guys know where to find me. I love you so so so so so much and I hope these last few days of 2018 are as good for you as they can possibly be.

To the people of Eff’s servers. You guys are super duper cool. Being salty with y’all is so much fun and also so deeply annoying that people keep pulling this shit that we gotta be salty about. I love the fact that we can go from shitty meme posting (usually my fault) to having in depth n thoughtful conversations about just about anything (hopefully usually not my fault). Y’all are amazing people and it feels like you’ve all found urselves a bit more this year, which I’m so happy for you about.

To Sakshi. That’s right, u get an individual one. Ur like, my hero. Srsly dude the fact that ur so fucking patient with the utter dumbasses msging you and that u started this whole deep conversation that ur not backing down from? I’m so proud of you, I admire you so much, and you have my utmost support. Hmu if you ever need me to drag someone for you. Also i’m sorry to out you as a gamer to the fine people of tumblr dot com (actually I’m not that sorry) but it’s been so much fun playing swtor with you. And salt watching things with you. I love how fun our friendship is and also how we can have proper deep conversations like 10/10 A+ content. 

To Hammi. Dude you are awesomesauce. My fave lesbian pal. I love memeing with you and gaming with you and chatting with you. Here’s to another great year broski!

To Clare. We’ve only just met at the very end of this year and I’m so glad we did. Ur super cool and funny and I love ur art n posts.

To my swtor guild. Another group of wonderful people who I’ve only just met. i’m so fucking excited to get to know all of you better coz y’all have such great swtor opinions and are so much fun to play with. Sorry about what I did to the Gizka flagship bridge lmao.

To Sofa. DUDE HI! becoming friends with you this year has been one of the highlights. Thank you for all the support you’ve given me and for all the fun times we’ve had. I adore playing video games with you and I fucking love ur swtor ocs. You’ve been there for me so much, and I hope I’ve been there for you as well. Thank you for everything.

To Marie. Yet another person I met later on this year and haven’t had the chance to get so close with. Defo my bad there I need to msg you more often. Thanks for being there for me, even though I was kind of a shitty friend to you at one point. I didn’t deserve ur patience but you gave it to me anyway and I’m so fuckin grateful for that. I hope to make that up to you in the coming year. <3

To Jason. We were tight at the start of the year and kinda drifted apart which I regret. Msg me anytime dude and if you ever reinstall swtor you should totally hmu coz playing it with you was a ton of fun!! 

To Traya. I know we’ve only talked on and off this year, but I’m so excited for you to be at my university and to hang out in person!! Hang in there dude, coz there’s so many cool people for you to meet and take it from me that university really is so much better than college.

Ok this is where the happy positivity ends!! Again I love y’all so much and I hope that next year is better for all of you then this one was!!! Thanks for being pals with me, I appreciate it so much even when I’m not great at showing it.

Coz there’s one more letter I gotta write coz after however many years I want closure. This is where it ends.

To Teri. Wow. I never thought I’d be saying ur name again. Well typing, but w/e. That first year we were friends was so fucking good and I’m glad we had that, coz you were a pretty cool person. I dunno why you decided to change all that and start hurting me and I’m probably never gonna understand but you know what? That’s ok. I don’t need to. You hurt me, I got out. I’m not sure, but I think you were being hurt by people as well and I hope you got out like I did. No matter how badly you treated me you still don’t deserve to be abused urself. Nobody deserves that. I don’t know if I forgive you, and I don’t know if I ever will, but I hope things are better for you now. I’m sorry for the times I wronged you while we were friends. This isn’t me saying I deserved to be abused by you, because I sure as hell didn’t, but well. Two wrongs don’t make a right and ur abuse doesn’t magically erase the times I wasn’t the greatest friend. I thought ignoring the things you did to me would make things better, but instead I let it all fester inside me and change my behaviour without realizing that’s what happened. So this is me letting go of it all. Coz you don’t get to fuckin take anything else away from me. I’m better now than I was then despite everything you did to me. This is me, making a conscious choice to heal and move on and grow. It’s not gonna be easy, but imma do it and it’s gonna be so fucking wonderful. This is Arden signing out because you don’t GET to have any control over my life anymore. Never ever again.

[tinycamembert]

Do u have... Maribella headcanons.. 👀👀

putting this under a readmore for everyone’s sanity. this is a lot and i know i left out stuff that i just think of randomly throughout the day lol so tbh i hope to go back and add to this

ok. maribella headcanons. y e s also thanks again for asking i could talk abt them forever lmao

so i have both sad and happy ones but like... the biggest one is that the way canon is going (even tho i know it wont happen bc lunabucket+the story is ending soonish) i just.... really see them getting back together, at least for a bit, some time after final match ends? everything was so unresolved and they obviously have. Tension and so bc they don't get closure after the breakup theyre just thinking abt each other. for two years. lmao.they were each other's first loves and that shit doesnt just go away easily so... like... if they wanted to fully move on i could see them getting back together for a bit (would they have broken up anyways if The Incident never happened? who knows) and then if it wasn't meant to be they break up and theN they can move on/date other ppl

anyways realistically i feel like that would happen but i know its not planned or w/e in the comic or bup so im just writing the au in my head ya know!!! anyways!! here are some miscellaneous headcanons/thoughts.

-since marian likes halloween i rly like the idea that bella is (aside from also being a big halloween fan bc it makes marian happy) a christmas fanatic (like taloupe is kfdkjf) and so she and marian support each others respective fav holidays in the fall and winter lol. theyre both a big fan of "ironically" wearing ugly sweaters this time of year but its not really ironic they both love them

-Marian def borrows Bella's sweatshirts a lot bc she likes wearing them oversized+likes wearing her gfs sweaters but also buys her own sweatshirts a size up sometimes so she and bella can share them

-marian visits bella a lot whenever she's working at the flower shop to keep bella company! she prolly brings her a coffee or something and just sits for a bit nd hangs out. watches her stronk gf lift boxes u know

-when theyre just standing around or w/e bella is the perfect height to rest her chin on top of marian's head so she just kinda stands behind her and chills. she also uses marian's head as an armrest bc its like the universal thing tall ppl do to annoy short ppl

-this one is sad sorry lmfao. for the two years or so after they broke up and didnt talk they would accidentally see each other in public all the time bc they frequented a lot of the same places when they were together. they pretend like they dont see each other but theyre both internally freaking out

-bella is super mushy and romantic but marian is generally embarrassed when it comes to that kinda stuff, so when they first date bella kind of hides/tones the romantic side bc she worries marian won't like it... but if they ever got back together i could totally see bella being a lot more openly romantic and marian becoming more comfortable w accepting romantic affection so. they just cuddle all the fucking time. theyre always holding hands. marian is still a little embarrassed tbh but she Loves Her Gf so who cares. bella brings her back a bouquet of 30 flowers from the shop just cause. they probs buy each other lil gifts all the time just bc it reminds them of the other person? they do that thing where they both go to surprise each other with coffees in the mornign and end up with four coffees.

-marian proposes bc bella is oblivious at picking up on the hints she's dropping.

-bella is SO AFFECTIONATE. i know i said it already but i gotta say it again. shes a cuddle monster who can bench press 160. she totally does dumb stuff just to get marian’s attention too like.... “marian are you looking haha marian look mari look hey hey look are you lookinG youRE NOT LOOKING. BABE. LOOK”. marian finally turns around and shes balancing a flowerpot on her head or something

-bella gives everyone nicknames bc she aussie so she has a million pet names for marian but also calls her mari a lot

i had a few other headcanons and i just totally forgot them so maybe ill add to them if they come to me? this is literally already almost two pages in a word doc im screaming. thanks for asking fdhskjfh

[n-amjoonie]

[tagged by]: the angel herself!! @1rapmon​

appearance:

med-length dyed light blonde hair // brown/hazel eyes // 173 cm // idk my weight i don’t like weighing myself anymore // i used to have a lot darker skin but i don’t go outside a lot anymore lol // pretty long eyelashes?? // got freckles on my face but not organised ones u know lol they’re just random af // i like my cheekbones the most they’re super high and look like my family members

personality:

introvert // i’m loud with people i’m comfortable with but when i’m alone or with my closest friends i’m pretty lax and quiet and let them take over // i’m like really organised chaotic, my room’s a fuckin tip and i hate it, but i plan my work out so well // i’m not good at living in one place for too long // i’m a real softie romantic but externally i’m so sarcastic to anyone who shows interest so [rip] // i take a long time to warm up to people + don’t like being touched a lot

ability:

i’m really interested in so many different types of art but im not GREAT at any // used to draw lots // make music + sing now // i like teaching my self languages // i have synesthesia

hobbies:

music // reading // spend half my time daydreaming lmao

relationships:

like friends wise i have a group of BEST friends i’ve had since high school, and then some uni friends too. i haven’t had a stable romantic relationship since i was like.... 14 and that probs doesn’t count, idk honestly i just fuck around w ppl but it’s not that fun so not that often

random stuff:

my mum studied botany so when i was a kid she used to tell me all the names for plants n stuff so now i have a larger than average knowledge about plants hehe. i’m also just really fuckin obsessed with colours, like half my life revolves around colour.

1. Which BTS song means the most to you?

goD. um. dead leaves. i think. that was such a moment in their discog for me. really was my favourite for a very long time, just artistically very great and just felt like /my/ song. rain also is such a great thoughtful song that i always return to.

2. How do you feel about astrology?

i dont like /believe/ in it but i still am interested in it i guess. it’s kinda nice to frame ur personality a bit even if it’s not real. my brother endlessly teases me for even knowing my signs tho he’s a super brain realist

3. Do you think ghosts exist?

i haven’t met any but like idk man i don’t wanna fuck with ouija boards or any of that shit, it scares the fuck outta me

4. What’s your favorite instrument?

pianoooooooo NO WAIT ok piano for composing on but sonically my fave sounding instrument is the guzheng, its the most gorgeous sounding thing

5. Who was the last person to make you really smile?

probs bts lol i’ve been watchin the new US interviews.

6. What do you do when you feel vulnerable?

if it’s when i’m around people i can get kinda like defensive and mean just to kinda push people away. i’m tryna change that coz i don’t like being mean. if i’m by myself i just turn the lights off n curl up in bed

7. What is the last dream you had?

i have super vivid dreams and it’s usually just a continuation of the night before lol

8. Are you a nature person?

yeah in theory but i don’t like feeling out of breath or sweaty so in practice it’s not always fun

9. What’s your favourite thing to do to relieve stress?

listen to music, force myself to sit down and read of if i cant concentrate, watch a movie.

10. Do you have any other blogs you’d like people to check out?

i have some but its alg i’ll just keep this blog to itself

11. Marvel, DC, or neither?

i like them both for different reasons but i love the wit of marvel. christopher nolan’s dark night series changed my life

12. What do you want out of 2018?

recognition of my work

13. Do you hold grudges?

i try not to but i also just don’t fuck w people who have fucked me over in the past

14. Who is your favorite Disney hero/heroine?

the little mermaid + peter pan

15. Do you consider yourself a positive person?

i try to be

16. What is something you love that’s underrated?

velcro strap sneakers

17. What is your dream job?

being a musician/ an artist, fuck man it’s real hard tho i’m really fuckin goin thru it rn

18. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?

paris?? but i don’t wanna be tied to a city, i want to be everywhere all at once

19. When was the last time you faced a fear and how did it go?

it’s really fucking scary sending my songs off to industry people, and a lot of the time they don’t get it or just like don’t reply and leave me hanging for months, but u gotta keep doin it coz i don’t have a plan b

20. Which would you prefer to read: poetry, fiction, or non-fiction?

fiction

21. Where do you feel most at ease?

in bed with the lights off

[tagging]: @holy-namjoon honestly i don’t know who else to tag um @kimdaily @kimjoon

[unproduciblesmackdown]

its just wild idk how to say the experience of just like...it being a wholeass fixture in your life that you’re gonna off urself...i guess in earlier times (almost been aware of being suicidal for a whole decade babes) it was also that i just...like assumed that my future was gonna involve some whole disaster that was going to wreck the whole damn thing idk. like i always knew i didnt have the kinda situation where i had somebody to fall back on no matter what & i did very much know that i had the kinda situation where if it looked like the identity ppl thought i had fell through and it turned out i wasnt thriving in all of this and actually just kinda miserable and on my own, instead of having ppl who would be There For Me No Matter What i had the ppl who would want nothing to do w me except for further beat me down..........so yeah i guess ive been feeling like my future was only Doom since like 12 def...maybe earlier if you look at it idk its like wondering when i was starting being depressed fulltime. probs like age 3 idk

anyhow the point is....hard to explain what its like having the constant sense that you don’t have a future thats good & in your control & something you want, or that even exists right. like sometimes i imagine thinking abt the future in the ways that other ppl might, in the way that you assume you’ve got a good while and that there’s things you’ll get to do that you like or you’ll pursue your ambitions or whatever and its weird i think about it for like 3.3 sec and its like tf.........its like when you get some kinda Aroma Memory where your brain remembers that smell from 18.6 yrs ago & you have a 0.62second window to try to think of where its from while you have some fleeting visual/emotive memory.......sometimes i’ll just have some kinda emotional echo from a less depressed life and its like ?????? havent had this feeling in this exact way for a minute. its weird its like lol this doesnt belong to me anymore..

anyways for another solid like.....6-7 yrs its been kind of “i’ll be surprised if i make it another yr alive” with various ups & downs in that level of surprise along the way.....more like a Down lately lmao its wild how impossible it seems to make it a few more days or weeks when youre having a worse day than usual, having an on avg Worse period that lasts for months & months and etc is just....wild baby. if you havent felt it for even a day its not something you can really imagine. if u know what its like to feel like ur gonna die for a longterm period then you know what it is..

like always, maybe this is my year baby!!! in terms of death. if im thinking abt maybe this is the year i suddenly Succeed on all fronts and i never again have to think about kms, then that’ll be a struck-by-lighting, same-shuffled-card-deck-order twice in a row, sheer chance out of nowhere. your life isnt steered towards goodness because you’re good enough or Only As Much As You Can Handle or anything and ive been too deep in it this whole time to have ever been set up to not get the rug pulled out from under me several times over and yknow once you fall down even once, unless you’re really solidly backed up, the odds arent in your favor about not getting continuously run over the rest of the time. wind isn’t really at ur back there.

like im so glad abt every person ive run into who ive had in my life for more than like 5 hrs and im lucky that i was at least born recently enough to have had the internet/texting mostly regularly from 14 y.o. onward.....if i didnt im sure i wouldve been......even so much more isolated than i was. l o l . . . . ive got to feel like some ppl care abt me which is nice and didnt happen too much before then. its also good i draw lmao coz besides for the most part thats how i talk the best & how i get in touch w most of the ppl who end up sticking around enough i talk to more than like a couple of times.....but tho of course ive never like, found arbitrary success in terms of either my own solo financial boon to transcend any and all problems or ever just like bonding w a bunch of ppl like ride or die for life baby. coz like.....why would i do either. if you werent born into financial stability, let alone wealth, and if you didnt just happen to pick up these deep unshakeable relationships along the way at times when it didnt really matter.....good luck picking those things up further along the way when stuffs even shittier. i may’ve been lucky w the internet/texting timing but i wasnt lucky w the financial crisis hit or really just being born after the 80s, economy wise......or lucky w being isolated socially since age 4 and always having to feel distanced from ppl coz i could sense the difference & stigma of being someone abused & miserable before i was even really that self aware of the extent of those things about me.........oh well. coz again w the internet and me happening to draw enough prior to age 14 that i was always considered “good” at it, and then finding that i like to draw fanart for myself lol....so i could at least connect w ppl some ways right. or via text posts sometimes lmao....and im lucky that the ‘net / having a phone gave me a medium for those things & being connected to some ppl. and im lucky im gay & not cis & got to figure that out & enjoy it coz thats the best thing abt me.......

anyways even if say life was perfect for me magically i still wouldnt be able to relate to seeing yourself pursue your ambitions coz like i always say...ive never really had those lmao. wasnt able to baby.....its like there’s always that idea that ppl whose life is defined by Survival, who’ve been exposed to trauma &/or abused, that if you drop them into a safe stable situation w/friends and all and whatever then suddenly they’ll be a “regular” person, like there’s some inherent core of everyone where they Know what its like to get to live in a healthy environment w a certain perspective on other ppl & how they’ll treat you, and if you just remove someone from bs they’ll just shift over to that Default that is like oh lol yeah im like everybody else. like nah its a whole different kind of world / life you’ve not even necessarily adapted to, maybe its what you grew in. and you can adapt to a better life & grow further in that but its not a matter of like “washing away” what came before....it can be an entirely separate thing. like if you haven’t experienced it you cant imagine it. i cant give someone a real sense of what its like to grow up within & live in an abusive place for decades. and i can’t guess who i would be if i’d grown up / lived in a completely different, better situation. coz thats a whole fundamental change from the start. it’d be such a different person that it wouldn’t even make sense to call it an alternate version of “me.”

well anyways i always feel like i’m bound to kms & that bad things are impending sooner than later & when they happen i’ll get a new set of incoming bad shit to feel bearing down & etc & i dont have things i want except a cessation of living under dread & feeling like my existence is in the way & theres ppl around i gotta be on my guard for & i’m only gonna kms eventually here, theres a long lifespan & for being to off yourself at any given time, also im jealous of ppl who’ve had a nicely sized friend group where they’ve always been able to hang out w one person at least whenever they wanted to / needed to. at least i’m gay, baby. i honestly do feel like that tweet where its like i cant kill myself b/c what if im a straight guy in my next life? @ god i cant do it. like lmao for real though......in my past life maybe i was an 80s gay. syke if i have a past life it was probably a cat. maybe a cat of an 80s gay. i can only hope

[wonhuis]

hey! sorry for not being that active, i got one final! i didn’t expect it tbh but since subjects have a limit of 3 years i was “forced” to take at least one if i wanted to keep my regularity. so yeah i prob didn’t pass but i just need a 4 to keep it cool. ah yes! exo m had a lot of potential, i still like exo tho, they are one of my first groups. i read you put seulgi in one of your tags, do you like rv? 1/? 🍰-sss

i feel your struggle is like i want to multitask but at the same time just for a little while. the game had a 80% discount i think, it was like woah steam and its christmas spirit came early this year. fbkjsfsbk gta betrayed you! can you change it tho? thank you! my stomach didn’t help me these few days but the stress didn’t help as well. I haven’t watch it but it’s on my list? would u rec it? 2/? 🍰-sss 

idk a lot abt dramas, animes on the other hand💕 do u have any fav anime/s?jun in denim jacket is everything! it suits him very well, the red sweater he wore on going seventeen was amazing too! tbh everything he wears + black hair is my fav look. black hair suits him so well! but brown hair is my close 2nd fav. for clothes: sweaters, like a nice cream colour. i love when he wears jackets or big coats, he looks so cozy and my heart goes *boom* ¾ 🍰-sss 

question: who would get along with the most in svt? also the whole mess thats going on bc of twitter and reposters, smh. people have no shame to not only steal content but believe they have the nerves to say “it’s just a gif”, then do it yourself. a lot of ccs spend time and effort doing it. twt is pure clownery. i hope u started well this week! (besides twt drama). also vernon + bugs lmao!!! i’d have done the same ngl 4/4 🍰-sss

oh sweetie don’t worry about it!! i’m not a consistent person myself so i tend to be inactive out of nowhere for a few days as well lmao but omg hope u at least got that 4!!! what are u studying, if you don’t mind me asking?

ah yes i still do love exo as well!!i mean baekhyun is still my ult lmao if ur a cheol stan are u also a suho one? oh but u said u liked exo m better lmao i just know so many ppl that are suho stans and also stan cheol lmao (and taeil from nct????) so i’m curious about it!! 

and i do!!! we’ve been fighting a LOT recently because i really dislike the songs they dropped after bad boy but oh well, they’re still cute and i rlly like them!! not my fave gg of this generation bc twice exists, but they’re somewhere there with a few others lmao 

oh i multitask all the time it’s an addiction honestly kkdskdj if i don’t do at least two things at the same time i absolutely can’t concentrate for some reason, but one of the things can be listening to music so it’s all good, like right now i’m answering this and listening to some glee performances LMAO but omg 80% is a reallyyyyy good discount!! i think i could still return gta but i paid it rlly cheap and i’m still planning on getting a new laptop so i don’t rlly wanna get rid of it lmao also i play it when i’m at my friend’s house sometimes 

ah it was a really cute drama, but some things rlly annoyed me lmao i’d rec it because it’s cute and i’m hella biased towards jinyoung and jisoo lmao also i didn’t suffer that much but the final ep disappointed me a lot bc it felt rlly rushed :/ like the two seasons went at a certain pace and then the last ep felt too much, but it was still good!!

and i looooooooooove animes lmao my all time fave is fullmetal alchemist!!! for anime and for manga! i reread and rewatch it every single year and i’ve been doing it for 10 years lmao (i do the same with percy jackson because i’m crazy like that!!) but i also love haikyuu, bnha, tokyo ghoul (rip), kimetsu no yaiba, bungou stray dogs, kuroshitsuji and i’m a huge fan of shoujo too!! my fave is fruits basket, but i love gekkan shoujo nozaki-kun, kimi ni todoke, ao haru ride, akatsuki no yona, ore monogatari, ouran high school host club, kaichou wa maid sama and others! AND ALSO!! i love those cute slice of life ones like barakamon, tanaka-kun wa itsumo kedaruge, kyoukai no kanata and hyouka!! i’m always watching new anime but i also rewatch most of the animes i’ve watched, some that i really like to rewatch (besides the ones i’ve already said, that i have rewatched a few times lmao) are karneval, yamada-kun to nananin no majo and servamp! they all only have one season of 12 eps and they’re rlly easy to watch, that’s why i watch them a lot lmao 

ANYWAY

omg yes black hair is everything to me i’m the biggest black hair suppremacist lmao BUT the brown comma hair he had during clap? AMAZING! his mansae brown hair was also REALLY nice, i rlly did enjoy the dirty blonde one from very nice too! and the pink!!!!! i love pink hair sO MUCH, I LOVE JUN IN EVERY HAIR COLOR LMAO HE LOOKS AMAZING IN ALL OF THEM!!!!!!!!!!! (but black hair is def my fave for anyone lmao except minghao bc i loved his clap hair the most)

CHEOL IN BIG AND WARM AND COZY JACKETS/SWEATERS/COATS YESSSSSS I LOVE IT TOO!!!! big and fluffy sweaters are my fave looks ever bc it’s just so cute my heart combusts always 

also i think wonwoo? we have a similar kind of humor and we also like the same things, but even though i talk a lot i’m never the one to start the talk and neither is he, so we’d basically never talk LMAO but it’d be all good we could just hang around together in a comfortable silence while we read and pet my cats!! i’d also like to say minghao and vernon bc i love them but they’re kinda too deep for me lmao i’m a shallow person and i don’t like taking things too seriously so it’d be a problem sometimes i think… oh!!! there’s jeonghan too!! we’d definitely either love or hate each other LMAO i’m rlly similar to him when i’m comfortable with someone i think, like his sometimes devilish personality is 100% me with my close friends lmao but what about you?????

and ah yeah… the reposters…. see i get PISSED over reposters i really do despise them SO MUCH!!!!! see from 2011-2013 i had an anime blog and i used to make a lot of edits and gifs there and i always had these two accs that reposted me all the time and i got so pissed bc u couldn’t report for this back then so i just deleted my whole acc (it had over 20k followers lmao) so i still get pissed!!! this one set of mine from my nct blog got reposted and it got almost 2k notes when mine had like 500 (it now has almost 4k but still) and i HATE that lmao like nowadays ppl aren’t even supporting content creators anymore u know, the likes to reblogs ratio is RIDICULOUS. i have this one post from 2011 in my old blog that has 1800 notes and only 100 are likes, but now it’s the exact opposite and it kinda :// i always say that i don’t care about numbers bc i LOVE to read to tags and stuff like that is what matters to me the most, but if people don’t reblog there’s no tags for me to read and that’s what saddens me the most :/ i never rlly cared about notes, but it’s kinda shitty to spend a shit ton of time doing something just for fun and people don’t even appreciate it :/

also the way content creators literally are the ones that keep this plataform up and running and it means NOTHING to have a big following here, like ppl on twt and ig get sponsors for their numbers even if they do NOTHING. i hate twitter so much lmao ppl out there only stealing jokes and posts from tumblr and acting like they’re the shit, then getting 100k followers and sponsors like?? i’m sorry?? also there’s SO MANY artists on twitter that get absolutely no recognition but only those shit ass people that tweet about their foot fetish get followes, same with ig if ur rich and take nice pics of urself traveling then ur famous i HATE

I’M SORRY FOR RAMBLING SO MUCH BUT I GET SO ANGRY LMAO 

FUCK reposters and fuck tumblr and fuck twitter too 

but not fuck you sweetie, sorry pls come back ksdjnakjsd

[iimmcrtalis-archive]

DA verse

a summary post of all my active muses verse(s) in dragon age because i’m f EELING IT BOYS. except terry for rn bc it’ll be Hard. one day. gonna try and go in a from least knowledge bout their verse to extensive knowledge of ‘em so. ayy

this is a pretty long post i apologize to those on mobile!!

Nova; mage(???), human ( ? ), possibly a distant noble

probably a mage? because blue space magic is her jam. though she’s actually more of a combat & tech. she was like well rounded in that regard so i’m considering iunno??? battlemage maybe w/ lockpicking who knows. she’s a sneaky mage that can stab u real good.

would probably also assume she’s pretty good as inquisitor because she would treat it as her role and thing she still has to bare and takes it seriously. like nova is no nonsense as inquisitor but absolute nonsense when she’s not playing that role lmao. 

Morgan; mage?? human af ye. defo a noble blood t BH. 

i unno man. iunno. is he a mage? yeah probably. would he be a legit battlemage + arcane warrior? probably. Would i say he uses a real sword? pro b ab ly. like listen he’s a beefy mage who wears normal armor and probably looks like a fckn non mage but bOOM SUDDENLY LIGHTNING FROM HIS HAND W H AT 

iunno he’s a mage and he’s aggressive as FUCKKKK. aggro as fuck. probably sides withhh iunno both he’d want both and think it’s wasted potential to only have one lmao. iunno he’s hard to figure out man. he’d ultimately probably be like templars because actual ppl who know how to fight. but also wouldn’t wanna condemn the mageS??? so who knows who knows. 

anyways he probably likes blackwall and the iron bull and viv and cass?? and just ye. chills w/ them a lot probably. probably would flirt w/ cass tho god. butw/e no he’s uhhhh real aggressive as a fckn inquisitor like every body getting beheaded. except a few probably.. he would probably make uh... whats his name... tranquil tbh. worse fate than death that yes he would wish on his enemies bc otherwise they get what they want & too risky otherwise. 

Igne; old af elf, probably an assassin combo w/ magic??

like listen if you tell me that they can’t be both ima fckn punt u bc really that’s dumb. defeats the point of multiclassing in the fantasy genre of g am es. anyways really tho they’re old. old as balls. probably? iunno. probably served like... andruil for a while or somethin! got a lil lil corrupted but didn’t want it and wanted freedom so they were like FUCK THIS SHIT IM OUTTIE 

how’d they live? no idea. not a single clue bc i just don’t know jackshit bout ancient elf shit anymore (when did i ever) but honestly. it’s probably a thing right? old af elves everywhere. but no no they’d probably even annoy sera bc like they’re literally?? nonsense. violent af nonsense. hanging off a roof with a fckn potato in their mouth & lookin ready to murder. 

it’s a look™  but nah thinkin that u hhh corruption shit is probably what gave them a red eye ayyy

inquisitor igne is like dagger eyes at solas but doesn’t snitch on him ever not even once. she’s got his back man. she’d be like cool i’ll plaY BOTH SIDES SUre. sure. no mercy run on ppl tho god 

EVELYN / ISENE; old af elf. got that fckn combo again

it’s a theme really, combo classes. all my muses? multiclassed fuckers.  for a detailed everything, please refer to her old blog bc this is gonna be a stupid summary of it so ayyy.

old as dicks dude. lost her arm in the rebellion, against the rebellion. served elgar’nan because he fits her the most tbh. still sort of serves him i guess. like if he showed up she wouldn’t hesitate to follow his orders is what i mean here. otherwise she keeps up the facade of being a former dalish elf mercenary. and definitely doesn’t shy away from admitting she’s got magic. never calls herself a mage because  like lmao 

she has a fckn big ol sword she carries around one handed? and if ur like UR JUST A MAGE she’s gonna use said big ol sword to chop ur head off. not a fan of modern mages tho lmao. at all. like not a lot of sympathy for them. but she would also just kick a circles door in and be like cool leave gtfo you weaklin lil fucks jfc go learn somethin. 

would fight solas in a denny’s parking lot at 2am if she knew jack shit. but she really doesn’t so she’s like ur weird and i dont trust you  butyeah lm ao

Eludysia; ngl i unno if she’s old old but she’s Old. Old seer lady. 

honestly i think she’s not gonna have much of a da verse in general but it exists enough that i feel like i should cover it here. but essentially she’s an old elf seer in rivain. leader of a port side town. No chantry or qunari around its a lot of elves tho. refugees and what not from kirkwall and stuff. 

i unno if she’s an ancient elf but i know she’s old. like real old. so who knows

if she is ancient she probably woulda been like a priestess to ?? falon’din or dirthamen??? because seer shit but like even in a current state she’s fairly devoted to on e o f them or both? probably both lmao. so it’s w/e. 

she’s the former keeper of the clan revas got sent to, which is where revas’ mom is also from and how she gets to that clan. but she was keeper of the clan for like.. a long time like a long time. like that bald fuck from da:o  but without plaguing people with a curse. iunno how she did it but magic and better than that shit. 

more important if revas is inquisitor because lmao she’d probably be like.. welp im gonna come guide you?? probably.   shit she’s probably like emerald knights old tho shit but no fuckin!!! probably comes to be an advisor. 

i think if u go revas as commander/advisor or inquisitor in a thread eludysia’s probs gonna show up and be like sup  but otherwise she’s mainly just a contact in rivain for info and resources!! no special quest or anything u can just contact her for stuff. 

Warren; half-elf, half-qunari. big man w/ a bow.

&& a thick af accent let’s be real here. 

i haven’t made a post about his shit yet so! this one might be a lil longer!! 

grew up in/around starkhaven. in an alienage somewhere really! but he’s got that starkhaven accent. probably just fumbled his way there because honestly he got fucking ditched by his people and has no idea who his parents are lmao. just knows his mom died during child birth and he was fuckin cursed essentially via his?? clan or something. that qunari bit of him is real obvious as his horns grew out and probably had a harsh life in an alienage. 

because he’s not an elf. but he’s not human. and he’s not a qunari. so he’s just. him. 

eventually falls in with some ppl who teach him to steal. so he does a lot and then gets busted and they fckn break his horns off and chop his ears!!! and throw him the fuck out. as you do. but they taught him to use a bow so he’s good with that. and knives. good at close quarters and a long range.

gets better with a bow. real top knotch stuff. ends up in a mercenary crew (same one as qunari inquisitor? probably.) enjoys his merc lifestyle ya know has a good time killin shit 

anyways. companion warren is p much like ‘Strength & force.’ because he has no tact and doesn’t care about politics. like one day i’ll have his approval / disapproval shit. but today is not that day.

but the same applies to his inquisitor shit. he’s fucking brutal as an inquisitor. cares about the little people but FUCK the rich. takes the well for himself ( tho if i would also say revas is there bc i can and she’d take it) but generally just!! give him power and let him kill shit!! that’s all he cares about. tho he wouldn’t kill samson or calpernia bc he doesn’t see them as enemies or villains truly? just pawns in a big scheme and he’d probably stare corypheus in the face and be like get fucked you saggy fuck 

he’s great, great guy. 

Revas: Keeper. Dreamer. Dalish elf. 

literally like most people know Revas’ Dragon Age basics!! but if you don’t i’ll just direct you to her old blog, so you know what’s up.  i’ll put it into a summary the best i can tho! 

Backstory: short and simple? #fucked.  expanded? she was born to the lavellan clan to one of the head hunters & warriors. ended up having magic so she was sort of training to become second, or first, till her moms old clan was like hey we need a new first so uhhhh help us out. and they traded some goods and revas went on her way. ended up being a fucked up situation where the previous first was murdered by two clanmates who eventually tried ( and did) murder revas but she came back bc lmao spirit help & ended up killing them and leaving for her actions.

Dragon Age: Awakening:  full page about it Takes place shortly after this event happened. she lived on her own for awhile, protecting people as much as she could from darkspawn during the blight. ends up going to the wardens because someone doesn’t appreciate her help since she’s a Mage.     The choices made by the warden in regards to her effect how she becomes a warden and the rest of the timeline. Sort of a branch off feel. highly recommend taking a look at the page and also this post. 

DA 2:  If not in the Awakening verse, Revas travels around to the clans. becoming a traveling keeper & helping the clans the best she can. As well as finding ruins and exploring man memories from lost objects. Eventually finds her way to Kirkwall to actually speak with Merrill. But some other shenanigans play out and some stuff goes down. Ends up helping in the fight at the end and leaving with Zevran ( @allurfavesrqueer‘s zevran only lmao. )

DA:I     Companion: Shows up in fereldan with some tree peeps. gets some elvhen shit. offers her services to the inquisition bc that’s what her spirit told her to do. and ya know real fucky. shares some approvals as solas but usually has some pretty contrasting opinions on things! Will defo take on the role of like older sibling or sibling figure with the inquisitor if they’re close enough. Be kind to elves & mages and you’re good.  ( also she’s an option to take the well if the inquisitor doesn’t want it) 

   Advisor: Takes up an offer by the inquistor to become an advisor which is more or less her using her network with the elves around the countries to do certain objectives and what not. acts a bit like an ambassador for the elves & mages in the meetings to give them a voice and remind the human board of trusteeeess that they’re fucking not the only ones around :)) 

  Commander: Mainly with @desiderrium‘s Cullen. Basically Revas takes over for Cullen? at his request kinda because she’s like what the fuck you’re whAT. and gets pissed at everyone else for keeping him on when he’s Not Okay even if she’d rather kick his teeth in 99% of the time. why revas take over? because she’s actually p fuckin qualified, gestures vaguely towards being a first and the advisor au. like she knows how to lead ppl so ayy. 

  Inquisitor: Same ish backstory happens except her parents died to the blight and she left the clan for the other and ye same shit happens. but the clans ask her to go check shit out for them and shes like of course and gets caught up in the mess so. 

ALRIGHTY !! 

so that got long but yea!! hopefully this is a more condensed version of stuff and good for reference later.