#but pepper says no because it is apparently innapropriate for him to confess to multiple murders to the public on a podcast
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Peter: When I die, I hope I'm on Buzzfeed unsolved
Bucky: It's not as great as it sounds, you have to hear all the bullshit theories people make up.
Peter:...
Bucky: OH! You meant you want no one to know how YOU died!
Peter:... yu-huh
#Peter introduced bucky to buzzfeed unsolved#turns out bucky can solve most of them by just remembering things#bucky now wants to start his own murder podcast#probably with natasha#but pepper says no because it is apparently innapropriate for him to confess to multiple murders to the public on a podcast#marvel#mcu#incorrect bucky quotes#incorrect bucky barnes#bucky barnes#peter parker#marvel cinematic universe#incorrect mcu quotes#incorrect mcu#marvel incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect peter parker
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Peter: what about this one?
Bucky: yup.
Peter: and this guy?
Bucky: Valentines Day, 1982.
Peter: holy shit.
Bucky: I was also technically the zodiac killer but I never did know who was sending the letter.
Peter: *shocked pikachu face*
Bucky:…I’ll give you $100 to never repeat this conversation to anyone
Peter: deal.
Peter: When I die, I hope I'm on Buzzfeed unsolved
Bucky: It's not as great as it sounds, you have to hear all the bullshit theories people make up.
Peter:...
Bucky: OH! You meant you want no one to know how YOU died!
Peter:... yu-huh
#peter introduced bucky to buzzfeed unsolved#turns out bucky can solve most of them by just remembering things#bucky now wants to start his own murder podcast#probably with natasha#but pepper says no because it is apparently innapropriate for him to confess to multiple murders to the public on a podcast#marvel#mcu#incorrect bucky quotes#incorrect bucky barnes#bucky barnes
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