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the last couple times i've buzzed my hair, the razor has been grabbing at my fuckin head and YANKING and i don't know why 😭😭 i'm not doin anything different, nobody else in my family is having this issue, i'm at a fuckin loss bro
#shut up kell#HEAD HURTY#like my only theory is that my hair texture is changing somehow. bc it's steadily been getting wavy-er as i've aged#so like. maybe the hair is just in a buncha fucked up directions and im not following them. which i can't#bc im shaving my own head every time. bc it's faster#but OWWWW
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anyway i just got off to myself inducing w tears in my eyes if anyone wants to call me cute<3
(men dont interact w this post pls! <:3)
#nsft#my nose hurts cuz towards thr end ots harder to fet sneezes out#but ive figured out this spot that only gets sensitive after my nose is yknow worked up. and it works rllt well#but owwww#mess warning next couple tags#genuinrly it was so messy. like tears down my eyes and i had to keep wiping my nose on my shitt sleeve bc i didnt have tissue lol#im so tired now lol#im so sniffly too ugh
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The only thing about the vet is the neuter and the blood work is ummm $460 😭😭..
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third day of headache so now I'm waiting for my very intense painkiller to go through "you feel so much worse actually" to "slow incremental improvement"
#I'm very grateful for its design avoiding the chance of taking it often#or enabling rebound headaches#but owwww
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my period cramps are being killer and now I have a headache somebody sedate me
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life update!! 💝🪷💗💖🌷🌸💕🌺🌼💞
i got a hurty :(
#ouchie#it burns#ive probably just chaffed myself a bit#but owwww#i dont have a fan to aim at it#for evaporative cooling purposes#so im just.#in front of my ac#legs open#bc my thigh#got an ouchie#tmi? maybe?#idk#it horts :(#:(((#side note#i just caught and killed#a moth#in my hand#mid air#so fucking cool#i hate moths#not the pretty ones#those are chill#kinda scary tho#but the ones that#eat clothing#i hate them#bane of my existence#fr
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Thunder Bringer animatics hurt
#owwww#my feelings#epic the musical#odysseus#the odyssey#epic the thunder saga#eurylochus#epic the musical meme#thunder bringer
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icarus
#‘dont forget what happened to icarus’. ough. ow. aough. Owwww OWWW#thry make me sooooo sadddd#Ughhh#the text says ‘whats done is done/you know this isnt real’#i was thinking of the tweet talking about the portal incident and how ford remembered it wrong#(where he holds fidds in his arms)#and the two interpretations of it being him viewing himself as a hero and/or as him trying to lessen his guilt#so this was made with all of that in mind#idk why i felt the need to explain that im normal. Promise. normal enjoyer of details#stanford pines#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddauthor#gravity falls#felix art
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Ugh stomach is NOT cooperating today.
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Oww i have the Narilamb disease... the cure? More Narilamb
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day 3 of chest infection hell. i wish someone would pour poison down my throat and massage it to help me swallow in a homoerotic euthanasia scene.
#🐉#ow ow ow ow ow ow. owwww. ← me if i could talk without being stabbed in the throat by my own body
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nick period cramp projections
please send painkillers to my address
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day 88 drawing len until my preorder arrives
i wanted to draw smth like this for a while tbh :DDD
requests open! ☆ 3 in inbox
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speedpaint :D
#my art#art#kagamine len#vocaloid fanart#vocaloid#kagamine rin#kagamine twins#TODAY I LEARNED YOU CAN GET RED BUMPS ON UR HAND FROM DRAWING TOO LONG OWWWW#i cant feel ym hand#SPEEDPAINT WILL BE UP LATER IT TAKES FOREVE R TO EXPROT ITS LIKE 7 MINTEUS LONG#digital painting#qiekz hall of yay#drawing len everyday until my preorder arrives#Youtube
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i’m tired of feeling empty, ugh i want to stay locked up in my room and never get out!! why is living this stressful?
#owwww#stressed#lifestyle jirai#lifestyle landmine#landmine girl#jirai kei#jirai#irl jirai#landmineblogging#landmine kei#landmine type#landmineblr#jirai joshi#bitching#i should kms
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hello! I'm not quite sure if you enjoy bottom Cooper but I headcanon that his p-spot is Very sensitive considering everything he's got on the outside is desensitized marred skin. I imagine after having gotten used to the dulled sense of feeling in his cock, it's almost too sensitive. Maybe he wants to get fingered while he gets his cock sucked 👀? Just some food for thought, sorry if this isn't your cup of tea! :]
Love your work, hope you have a great day!
in the fire, i call your name out
Summary: Spread on all fours before you atop a dingy bed, Cooper Howard, AKA The Ghoul, is treated to a wicked prostate massage. (1.4k words)
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(warnings for: prostate massage, anal fingering, oral sex, prostate milking, cum as lube, snark, cum play, multiple orgasms, swearing, stretching, mild dom/sub)
From how easily he assumes the position, his knees spread wide as his upper body lowers itself into a comfortable all-fours position, you can immediately tell that this isn't Cooper's first rodeo when it comes to having his ass played with.
"C'mon, sweetheart." His accented words are sharp and little more than a teasing growl as Cooper tilts his head back at you with a challenge in his blazing eyes. "I ain't gonna break and it's wicked to tease a man who just spent a half hour with your thighs warming his ears."
Chuckling at that, the throbbing sensation in your overstimulated cunt was loathe to pass as every slight movement of your thighs and groin ignited a fresh electric spark of pleasure from both your mess-coated slit and your swollen clit.
"One good turn deserves another, cowboy."
You dip your fingers into your cunt, swirling around the mess there as a soft sigh slips free of your lips and you pull free the digits and admire the way that the glisten in the low light of the room. Quickly moving them to his ass, you playfully slap the rough, reddened skin before beginning.
"You ready?"
"Quit asking fucking questions and get on it."
Teasing your fingers around the rim of his hole, the roughened texture of his skin is as exciting as ever against the pad of your own much softer digit. Your finger wettened by your own arousal, it's easy enough to slip into his ass and a soft gasp is your reward for the sudden intrusion and you twist the digit around to coat as much of his hole as possible.
Your second hand comes to rest almost lazily around his thigh as you knead the flesh there. Like this he's absolutely beautiful, his irradiated skin standing out against the light coloured sheets with a starkness that makes you want to explore every rough patch with your mouth as you leave him a desperate mess. It wasn't often that he willingly took on a more submissive role while you were fucking but you treasured it like something special that was yours and yours alone.
Without any warning, you add a second finger to his ass and bask in the sharp moan which flees him as he arches his back even higher. You can see his cock hanging between his thighs, the thick length painfully hard and bobbing against his stomach as he subtly gyrated his hips into your hand.
Fingers scissoring him open, you wait until he's relaxed into the digits to push yourself deeper and work him open with a diligent firmness; twisting and pumping through fingers within his hole to ensure that he's nicely warmed up and that no inch of his skin is left neglected.
Cooper, in turn, pushed his ass to meet you and a slick sheen of sweat is quick to develop across his body as he barely controlled the little noises which breached his lips while his breathing came more erratically.
A third finger made him shudder and you feel your cunt pulse around nothing as you drag the nails of your free hand down his ass - enjoying the way the slight discomfort made his hole clench around you.
"I'm going to move deeper now. You're doing so well for me. Such a good boy."
The pet name was a risk but one that payed off as his knees widened in unspoken invitation and his cock visibly twitched while his fingers curled without the sheets.
Pushing your fingers as deeply as they would go, you continue to explore his walls; only pausing to gather more arousal from your dripping cunt to ensure that he's not in too much discomfort. The soft sponginess of his inner walls is at odds with the roughened skin which coats him and it bring a smile to your lips as you consider the vulnerability he's presenting you.
His breath coming in short pants as he remains stubbornly silent, you can feel the tell-tale signs of his approaching release in how his thighs tightened as his cock freely drips pre-cum to the sheets.
You know you've hit his sweet spot when your fingers curl against a rougher patch of the skin to the rest as they explore his walls and his knees almost seem to buckle as he dips heavily - his fist banging against the sheets.
"God damn, darlin'. Gotta be giving a warning before a move like tha-" The rest of his words dissolve into a moan as you brush the spot again, fingers gently massaging his prostate as he comes undone at the sensation.
His release seems to catch even him by surprise as his heavy cock jerks against his stomach and thin ropes of his cum splash across his lower stomach - a few droplets quick to drip across the sheets as he buries a guttural moan in the crook of his arm. Heat dancing across your skin, you continue to massage the area around his prostate, giving him a small reprieve from the direct pleasure as he gathers himself.
Not for long though.
"I think you have another good one in you, Mr. Howard. Let's see about getting it out there."
You resume a punishing rhythm on his prostate, fingers pumping in and out of his ass as they specially curl along his sweet spot and every thrust of the digits makes his ass tighten and his hips punch back to meet you as he selfishly chases his own pleasure.
So worked up, you can't help but comment on his obvious agitation.
"Wow, Coop. You're actually dripping for me," your free hand curves around to wrap along the base of his cock and you feel his release sticky against your hand, "just like a whore. I mean, your ass is practically swallowing these fingers. Maybe it's hungry for something. more?"
His response is incomprehensible; the sensitivity of his ass feeling amplified by just how roughened and irradiated his outer skin had developed and it was a sensitivity that robbed him of his cohesiveness. With a simultaneous beg for mercy and relief, Cooper can't quite meet your sly comment with one of his own and you bask in the power it gives you as you lock your hand around his thigh and decide to finish him then and there.
You curl your fingers against his prostate once more, this time with a cruel pressure which you know straddles the line between pleasure and pain, as you rub him into ruin - your fingers flexing to ensure that he feels every inch of the digits as they simultaneously continue to stretch out his ass.
With an animalistic howl, he comes again and his release is pathetic, dribbling free of his cock and rolling down his length as he bucks frantically, his head thrashing and catching the dim light as an audible tearing noise alerts you to his fingers tearing through the sheets. He's moving so roughly that it's difficult to keep hold of him but you manage with a slick grin as you cease your movements and allow him to calm down.
"Any more and you'll be shooting dust at this point, cowpoke." You comment wryly, enthralled by just how pliant he has become in your hands. "Can't have you wasting all the good stuff. What would be left for me?"
Pulling your fingers free of his ass with an obscene noise, you gently massage the base of his cock and roll his balls between your fingers as you let him enjoy the comedown of his makeshift milking - his body going slack against the sheets as you quickly slide up to curl around him as his erratic breathing starts to even out.
"Keep being a good little cowboy for me and we'll see about letting you have a free ride for your troubles." You mutter into his ear, feeling the heat radiating from him like a furnace.
"Give a man a minute to recover, sweetie." Cooper growled, his voice low and curling around the words like serpent as he allowed you to nestle in close to him; your soft skin a stark contrast to his own. "Fuck, I'm gonna need to check my legs are working after a show like that."
Chuckling, you tighten your grip of his body and inhale the scent of him - sweat and leather mixing with the stale air of the room as you roll your eyes.
"Drama king."
#bop it. twist it. pull it. flick it. OWWWW!#cooper howard#fallout#the ghoul#fallout tv series#fallout fanfic#cooper howard x reader#cooper howard x you#the ghoul x reader#ghoul x reader#ghoul x you#the ghoul x you#cooper howard smut#cooper howard fic#walton goggins#fallout amazon
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Making myself sad with the ChildhoodFriend!Touya AU, because just like he went to see his family when he woke up from his coma, he also went to go see you… only to find that you were already in hero school without him 😭💔
#he didn’t know you’d chosen the hero name he suggested yet#so he’s like ‘they moved on from me too’#but you didn’t- you never have 😭#owwww#bnha#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#mha#dabi#Bnha dabi#mha dabi#touya todoroki#dabi x reader#touya x reader#league of villains#ChildhoodFriend!Touya
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