#but one fucking sneeze

[swampndn]

Y'all, I have a HIGH pain tolerance, and this back pain just may take me out.

[sneverussape]

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[nametakensff]

The thought of a man in a suit going about his day whilst sneezing uncontrollably and desperately from a teasing cold has me feeling a little insane rn. I'd like to force this imaginary man to relax for one fucking second because he clearly needs a break (and is sneezing his germs all over the place); when he finally complies, I'm pulling his cock out of his pants and doing whatever he needs to have the orgasm he deserves for being such a hard-working, diligent boy despite his tickly nose. Happy monday morning, btw

[communist-hatsunemiku]

unfortunately i am still under the weather and don't have plans for today, seems like if I do get sick these days it takes me like awhile to get over it fully😭

[oxygenpdf]

I’ve got faith in McLaren, child me believed in them, therefore adult me must as well.

But if Mercedes does one more fucking thing that costs George or Lewis their wins. Ima start begging for the transfers to happen sooner.

[snzluv3r]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR GF LISTENS TO YOU THROW UP?????

LMFAOOOOOO please relax she has held my hair back while i’ve thrown up more than once she is not phased by me accidentally forgetting to end our call bc i was too busy vomiting. i know it seems crazy but not everybody is an emetophobe (coming from someone who suffered severely from emetophobia for most of my life)

this is why i said most of yall could not handle me smh chronic illness is not all cutesy fevers and colds actually 😭😭😭

[lastoneout]

We're currently switch my cat's food and litter to try to figure out what's causing this weird mystery allergy she's had for the last like 5 years and I was kinda worried she wouldn't like the new food bcs you never know, but actually she likes it so much it's actually ridiculous. Cuz like when you switch a cat(or dog's) food you have to taper it like a medication, you keep giving them the old food but slowly mix in more and more of the new food while mixing in less of the old, cuz if you don't you can make them sick, and she is SO SO SO mad that I keep giving her ANY of the old food.

Whenever I go to fill up her bowl I first add in the old food and then mix in the new, and while she used to just immediately start eating when I'd pour her food now she just watches me do the first one, sniffs the bowl, and then sits back and stares at me like "uh mother it appears there's been an error" and then when I reach for the other food she looses her MIND and starts shoving her face in my way and meowing and getting all excited and she only starts eating once it's mixed in.

So like, glad she enjoys the new stuff at least!

[snezus-christ-risen]

The way Rio’s nostrils flare when she laughs at Agatha’s comment has been driving me I N S A N E

[billy-royalton]

i might be getting sick i'm gonna lose my mARBLES

[nametakensff]

Bad ADHD day = bored inducing

[nobodybetterlookatme]

At work rn and I'm full of disgust bc my partner is very clearly sick as hell and I have to be literally right next to him all day 😭😭 wtf I hate it here, he sounds so fucking bad, like why the hell is he here 😭😭

[cattewife]

u ever come up with an idea that is so UNBEARABLY cringe but is also combining everything ur into so it IS unfortunately so hot u may pass out

anyway a/b/o but with character A allergic to their partner's heat/rut pheromones.

still being affected in the manner of a/b/o pheromones so they are out of their mind horny

but also they can't stop sneezing.

the partner doesn't care (they are too horny. OR they have the fetish? (⁠´⁠⊙⁠ω⁠⊙⁠`) ?)

[his-tamine]

two people making out and fucking like wildcats, afterhours, in a vintage library, when they accidentally knock some old books off their shelves, kicking up a lot of dust in the process.

you see where i'm going with this, right...?

[snzluv3r]

I’m so curious about how your girlfriend won you over. Every single person on here thirsts over your sneezes how did she land you?

this made me giggle but it’s also really sweet and honestly, i just really enjoyed talking to her even as friends (with some flirting, i won’t lie) and i just really admired her as a person, i thought she was so cool lol. and the way she spoke to me and treated me was just so kind and caring idk, everything about her has always been lovely but ultimately i also think that i really fell for her because i knew she cared about me beyond my sneezes like. i know people thirst over my sneezes but she makes me feel like i could lose all my sneeziness and allergies and she’d never treat me any different

[sapphicsnzs]

my current sneeze obsession is giving your partner your sweatshirt and having them wear it when they’re sick or just very sneezy