#but on the left idk its too orangey for me ;; i did kinda like the red light. hm. maybe if i up the red output..?

[mouseoho]

i cant tell if i made it better or worse (skin-wise)

[bluewinnerangel]

the blue&green lights at 0:17

https://dailytomlinson.tumblr.com/post/675046506036920320/defenceless-in-dallas-0102

listen those yellow purple lights already do it for me. Sorry you just came in here innocently pointing at some thing we all collectively understand and I go on my daily invert the colors rant but sorry we're going there again as he's going there again. Such a choice to go for purple and yellow stage lights like... again I personally love this it's my babe I'm drawn to it always but for stage lights this combo.. isn't that a rare sight? But maybe not so much if you're one half of a what the fuck are you two on-team that just keeps on inverting a certain combo of two colors of larryhell constantly of course why the fuck not especially for the past year or so. And then that lil flash right after that quickly turns bluegreen on top of that... it in no way proves anything, don't get me wrong, we're literally just seeing colors here but also god this is the 28x369th occurrence and they don't seem interested in stopping it anytime soon asdklasjf

Here the purpleyellowing and the bluegreening flash right after:

Also just for those who aren't as fking colorbrainwashed as I am by now lemme just visualise it (normal pic on the left and inverted in the right):

And let's just also go to that new instagram video of yesterday too because really bro wat (again screenshot of the vid on the left and inverted on the right):

Not to mention how that entire insta video is that dark orangey plus its inverted color, that light blue-ish, that just. is a thing apparently. Like Harry was obsessed with that blue and is now obsessed with its negative orange and..... It just keeps coming back? why? for what? whats up? idk but its there.

And the bit where the smiley just its background's colornegative (plus the top and bottom half kinda invertmirrorwhatever each other too):

And then just some frames that are just.... YEAH I DID NOT INVERT THESE THIS IS ACTUALLY IN THE VIDEO:

Into the tag it goes.

[votederpycausemufins]

I head back to college in a day-ish, so one last chapter before then (which i actually meant to post like a day ago. whoops!)

idk what else to say, so hermit tommy au by @petrichormeraki

Jrum glared over at Vee. She was currently sitting in a corner alone and not bothering anyone, but he knew that was only going to last so long. After explaining the issue, Stress had been the first to arrive and help carry Vee, mainly since she seemed like the least threatening non-hybrid. When joining back with the others, Jrum and Ren gave a summary of what happened and then the hermits made a plan on what to do next. A plan Jrum wasn’t a fan of.

Reluctantly, Jrum approached Vee. As he got closer, he could vaguely hear the music coming from the headphones she was currently wearing. Well, that and she was also humming along. So when Jrum tried to get her attention, Vee didn’t respond until Jrum tapped her shoulder, making her jump. “Oh! S-sorry. Did you need something?”

Jrum didn’t respond right away, looking back at the hermits and glaring at them. Vee also looked at them too before Jrum looked at her and sighed. “What… were you listening to?”

Vee immediately lit up at the question. “Oh! So my dad really really likes music ‘n stuff so some of his friends are the same. One of them even does some music stuff of his own. It’s a little weird sometimes because he’s done work with my dad’s ex, but they’re kinda a celebrity, so it makes sense too. And dad chooses all my songs, so I’m sure he’s fine with it since they’re on here. Oh! Speaking of my dad, he also gave me these headphones! Technically I have my own since, you know, Listener stuff, but those don’t let me listen to fun songs! I always prefer stuff like Pancake Robot and not the secrets of the world or whatever. It’s weird.”

Jrum was left reeling from all the information Vee was giving him, but when his mind finally caught up enough to realize she had mentioned Listeners, Jrum tried to steer the topic that way. “So, Listeners? You said your dad is one, but I’m still not really sure what those are.”

“Oh yeah!” Vee replied excitedly, giving Jrum a second to brace himself for the incoming barrage. “So Listeners are like the opposite but also mirror and also pair for Watchers. Every Watcher is paired with a Listener and vice versa. Then each pair is assigned to a world. Sometimes more than one pair is assigned to a world, like this place for example! There’s two pairs here!”

“And I guess one of those is my dad and yours?” Jrum asked before clarifying. “You said they were a pair before.”

“Yeah, they’re a pair.” Vee started to agree, but then continued with a correction. “But they’re a pair for a world called Wynncraft, not here. The two Listeners are Lyarrah and Ely and then the Watchers are… Zloy and Pixel I think. I don’t see those two as often.”

“What else do you know about Listeners then?”

“Well they can use magic.” Vee answered, making her hand glow green for a second while waving it in their air. “Papa’s still training me an’ Astrid, so I’m not really really good at it or anything. You might be better than me.”

Jrum crossed his arms, not confirming or denying. “Alright, but I was hoping to know about fully trained Listeners.”

“Oh okay! Right! Well… I know that they normally have a little more of a hands off approach compared to Watchers. Because of the half of the source we’re drawing from, our magic is green and not purple like Watchers.”

“Source? What source?” Jrum asked, which actually managed to make Vee pause and not say anything for a few minutes. “Are you okay?”

“How do you not know about the sources?!” Vee asked, grabbing Jrum by the shoulders and shaking him. “Each dimension has its own source which fuels the magic belonging to it. Sure, the magic can be influenced a bit by the person using it, but usually color depends on the source. Sorta like when Papa sets up a fireplace, it’s orangey, but then he’s got some special pinecones that make it blue ‘n green!”

“You’re getting off topic.” Jrum spoke up, making Vee look at him and put her hands on her hips.

“Well, it’s not my fault that you didn’t pay attention to the basics!”

“What are you talking about?” Jrum asked, feeling a bit frustrated. “About magic? Why would I know anything about that?!”

“Not know any- What have you been doing the past year?!” And Vee grabbed Jrum by the shoulders again, shaking him more violently than before that Jrum was actually worried about being shaken apart.

“Uh, mainly existing!” Jrum replied as he managed to shove Vee away and take a few steps away. “More specific is that I like to sell stuff and do redstone?”

“You’re using magic for that?”

“I don’t know any magic!”

“You’ve had magic for a year and you don’t know how to use it?!”

“I’ve only existed for a year!” Jrum finished the argument, shouting as loudly as he could, which rattled the room. “I’m a robot! I was built a year ago as a shop and given a body a bunch of months later. My dad’s the one with magic, not me!” But then Jrum paused, thinking it over. When they had been dealing with Theseus and Nightmare and Grifter, a lot of things had happened, some of which did imply that he and Grum both had magic of some sort. “And if I do, I guess you’re right and I don’t know how to use it.”

Vee was quiet, apparently not knowing how to respond. Jrum looked at her, but she just looked away and started chewing on her thumbnail. “Um… I’m sorry. I didn’t know…”

“I know you didn’t. You haven’t been around.” Jrum said, not feeling as angry at Vee as he had recently. “I just thought since you knew Grifter and all.”

“Well, my dad knows him more. He was sort of the first Listener my dad became friends with.”

With that comment, Jrum’s interest was piqued. “Really? Can you tell me more?”

That brought a little bit more of a smile to Vee’s face. “Yeah. See, Grifter was a Listener before my dad. He’s also the hels copy of your dad, who’s my dad’s partner.” Jrum raised a finger to interject, but Vee shushed him. “I’ll get to that! Because of that, they kinda became friends and so I’ve seen Grifter a number of times and he’s kinda like an uncle along with Perfect Sense. I don’t really see that guy much, and Grifter doesn’t stay around much himself, oh! But last time he helped braid my hair, see?” And she showed off her nicely braided pink hair that had a few black feathers decorating it. “He said he killed some birds for me for these!”

“Right…” Jrum weakly agreed, knowing that definitely wasn’t the case.

“I know he wasn’t around for a while for some reason for like two years, before Papa let me learn to use magic. But he did manage to send lots of messages to Flora!”

“And who exactly is Flora?” Jrum asked, recognizing the name from Vee’s call earlier.

“Well, I kinda have a sister named Astrid. She’s adopted like me. And Flora is her girlfriend. You’re not allowed to call her Flora though. Only people she gives permission to, so you have to call her Fleur!”

“Right. And you said her uncle was Grifter?” Jrum asked, double checking what he heard earlier.

“Yeah!” Vee agreed. “Her dad is Wile, who’s one of Grifter’s brothers! The others are Theseus and Euro. And then Wile is married to Sadie who’s Flora’s mom. Oh and Grifter has two kids named-”

“I know. We’ve met.” Jrum replied, not hiding the saltiness of his tone. “I’m not the happiest with one of them.” Jrum then shook his head. “Now, two questions. One, are you going to clarify the partner thing?”

“Oh! Yes! Okay, so there’s sorta like two main dimensions known commonly as Wels and Hels over time. There’s other names, but those rhyme and are short so ye! A lot of stuff gets balanced between them, one of which being Watchers and Listeners. While not every Watcher is Wels and not every Listener is Hels - like my dad actually - they still get paired up cause the sources originate from the different main dimensions sub dimensions!”

“...What?” Jrum asked, not understanding the last bit.

“Uh, do you want me to just maybe teach you what I know about magic?” Vee asked, and Jrum nodded.

“That was actually going to be part of my second question. The other part of it was that since we have some magic users here, they might be able to help out.”

Vee lit up at that. “Oh! That’s a great idea! Let’s go!” and Vee grabbed Jrum’s hand before rushing back towards the hermits.

As they moved, Jrum quickly sent a message to warn the hermits that she was on her way, but then he went to planning. When everything had happened, it was clear that Scar and Hoodie as well as his dad had been involved with their magic, then based on what happened after, it seemed Grifter was involved too. If Vee helped them, intentionally or not, they could figure out what exactly happened to Grian, and possibly also learn how to reverse it.

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Xannes jumped when he felt a hand on his shoulder. He turned quickly, hands crackling with electricity before actually realizing who was there, that being his brother as well as Philza. “Don’t sneak up on me like that. Especially when I’m so close to… this.”

EX gestured towards a warning covering for a hole to the void. As opposed to Xisuma and Mumbo who found themselves in their own bases, Xannes didn’t have one and instead found himself a replica of Zedaph’s base.

The other two paused to look at the void hole as Xannes backed away. “Didn’t know what was going on, so before you showed up, I wondered if that was connected. Might have been me that this was for and all.”

That comment made Xisuma take another look at the void hole, his helmet hiding any expression he was giving. At the same time, Phil walked away from it and over to Xannes. “Well, doesn’t look like you are. We’re rounding people up, so whoever we can’t find must be dealing with all this.”

“And if we do find everyone?” EX asked, which made Phil shrug.

“Then we figure it out from there. It’s already narrowed down by who’s dealt with all this already.”

“Assuming that last thing really was meant for you and your brother at the same time.”

“Who knows, maybe it’ll happen for you and Xisuma too?” Phil suggested, which got EX to roll his eyes.

“Oh sure, why? Just because we’re related? It would have happened to your kids as well if that were the case.” And then Xannes grabbed some elytra set up on an armor stand and put it on. “Let’s just find everyone else and finish this all up.”

The other two followed EX along in the sky over to the next base, which Xisuma recognized as TFC’s base. Knowing TFC and his base, Xisuma explained they had three areas to check out, the strip mine at the bottom, the sorting system up top, and the main base on the ground itself. Xannes was the one to take the main floor since Xisuma knew the way down to the strip mine and Philza could easily fly up to the storage above. And of course, that’s where Paul was, making Xannes immediately roll his eyes and walk away, not wanting any sort of argument with the survivalist.

Unfortunately, Paul jogged to catch up to him. “Hey, slow down. Is it just you here?”

“Why? Because then it’s just so strange you find me first. Or if not, then it’s so worrying that you chose to look where I am.”

Paul stopped following at that. “I really meant it before. It wasn’t just me trying to get us through everything.”

“Sure you weren’t.” Xannes spat at Paul, making the survivor put his hands up defensively.

“I’m actually sorry. I shouldn’t let what happened there be the only time I confront it. I have trouble trusting people. So I didn’t trust you. I didn’t trust my brother or some of his kids either. Part of the reason I didn’t stick with the Hermits when they invited me to join is because I have trouble trusting them too. The person I see most often outside of my family and Hoodie is Bub, and he always tries to eat my brains.”

“Get some better friends then.”

“What I’m trying to say is I’m used to going it alone and easily wary. I shouldn’t have taken it out on you.”

Xannes was quiet for a bit before shrugging. “Fine, but let’s just say you owe me or something. We’ll get it in writing later. My brother and yours are both looking around the other pieces of this base for you.”

“There’s more to this place? Huh, it already seemed pretty big.”

“It looks like everything is pretty big right now. You got an elytra?”

“Not really.”

“Well that’s just great.”

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Tommy tried blocking everything out. Closing his eyes, he could pretend that he wasn’t stuck back in exile all alone. Technically, Tommy knew that was the worst thing to be doing right now, but he wasn’t really in the mood for caring. The only way he was escaping from exile or whatever round of nightmares they were on is if someone showed up. Well, if someone real showed up.

In addition to being trapped in exile, Tommy was seeing things, mainly of people. Hallucinations of people from both the smp and Hermitcraft kept showing up, usually claiming he belonged there. Tommy wanted to just get rid of them, but at the same time, he was worried that some of them might be real. Like it had been with Jack.

Anyone who wasn’t on the trip here was obviously fake. Tubbo, Ranboo, Grian, Fundy …Dream. Plus Ghostbur himself kept showing up, and Tommy was fifty percent sure that wasn’t real since Wilbur had been obviously revived. Based on right now though, he wasn’t sure.

“Please Tommy I am going to cry. You are in the lava.”

“Fuck off Ghostbur, I’m not in lava.”

“But you are.” The fake insisted and tried grabbing Tommy, only to have their arms go through the teen. “Please I just want to help you.”

“Just go the fuck away!” Tommy swatted at the hallucination. “I don’t want you here mocking me, I just want to get out of here!”

“Then just climb out, it’s not hard.”

“Shut up!” And Tommy waved his arms through Ghostbur until he dissolved into nothing, the image finally disappearing.

“It took you long enough to get rid of him.” A new voice spoke. It wasn’t one that Tommy could immediately rule out as fake, but the fact that the tone didn’t match the person made the teen assume it wasn’t real. “Oh don’t worry. I’m just here to check that everything is all in order around here. I’m not seeing much shelter other than your tent, so that’s fine. You’re looking a little hungry, so I should be able to spare you some food, as long as you still don’t have any gear.”

Hearing everything that was said, Tommy was sure it wasn’t real. The tone… the inflection everything was said with as well as what exactly was said all matched Dream to a tee, but the voice’s owner wouldn’t… probably wouldn’t ever say it for real. Probably. But even knowing that, Tommy couldn’t help but worry it was real as he looked over at Xisuma, the hermit admin observing the conditions of exile and Tommy himself to make sure it was all up to his standards, whatever those were.

“Can’t I just go back to my base?” Tommy asked, at this point feeling done enough with the whole situation to talk back a little, which he immediately regretted.

“Tommy, that place doesn’t belong to you. With Grian gone, no one wants you around anymore so of course the other hermits were all too glad to have more space to build with how big everything is.” And as that was said, it almost seemed like the bases in the distance got larger and made the island Tommy was stuck in seem smaller. “We made an exception before because you were still a kid and hurt, but now that we know what you’re like? If you really want to say you’re a man, act like one and suck it up.”

For a little bit, Tommy was quiet, only giving the quietest thank you he could manage as the probably fake Xisuma gave him a beetroot. Because of course the hermits farmed everything they could, including the worst vegetable ever just to feed Tommy. After eating, Tommy gained enough confidence to say something more, but Xisuma was gone, in his place was Ghostbur again. “Fine, better than Xisuma sticking around.”

“Xisuma? Is he nearby?” Ghostbur asked, looking around. “Is that why everything moved? Oh, that’s right, Tommy are you okay after that everything moving?”

“You’re not making any fucking sense. Maybe I actually want Xisuma back.”

“Well maybe if you climb out of that pit, you can come along?”

That confused Tommy a bit more, but also intrigued him. “Come along where? Do you know a way off this place?”

“Um, I don’t. Everything’s really jumbled up. I know there was a bunch of giant animals, and now there’s only really part of a house.”

“With a pit next to it? And the house is made of dark oak?” Tommy asked, jumping up and pretty sure he knew what Ghostbur was talking about.”

“Yeah… it’s right…” But before Ghostbur could say more, he was gone again, leaving Tommy to try and get him to come back, eventually sitting on the ground next to where the ghost had been and digging at the dirt as if the ghost had fallen into the ground and hoping to dig him up just so Tommy wasn’t alone again.

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Living in a castle was a wonderful change of pace from all the random buildings that had been strewn about before from the old civilization. At least, Aven was pretty sure it was a nice change. It did come with actual residents, like the bird person named Grifter that seemed to replace Nightmare and the two miniature golems that also appeared. And the fox person that Aven never remembered the name of because it was always changing, but knew was Wile’s kid. Plus they seemed to like the mini yellow version of Nightmare.

And now more recently there were a few more people, like the person that liked the bird person and had glowing red eyes, and also two more bird people, though one Aven was pretty sure was related to Toob somehow and the other looked enough like Grifter that they kept calling them that as well.

Now all that was already pretty hard to keep track of, but now there was yet another person who was new in the castle, them being yet another bird person. Well, at the very least everyone was easy to keep track of since their wings were all different colors.

“Oh, hello there.” Aven was surprised that this bird person was looking at them and talking to them. “Who are you supposed to be?”

“Oh, my name is Aven. You look like another Grifter.” Aven’s voice echoed, not having a physical form to make it sound clear.

“I suppose that’s true.” The new person spoke. “I hope this isn’t too insensitive, but can I ask where your body is?”

“Oh, I believe it was destroyed.” Aven answered easily. “That was part of the punishment.”

That seemed to interest the third Grifter. “Oh? Punishment for what?”

“Well, I know it involved Cerus. And also The Warrior. But other than that, I’m not sure. It’s okay though. I’m used to being dead.”

“Right, well, I don’t suppose you know a way to talk with this warrior person, do you?”

Aven paused to think it over. “I remember something about birds. There was this one bird he really liked.” Aven went quiet, thinking it over more, but then eventually their train of thought went off track and they realized something else. “Oh, I’m still thinking of you as Grifter three. What’s your name? I might remember it. Maybe.”

“Well, I suppose you can just call me Spore.”

“Alright. I think I might remember that. Oh, have you-” But before Aven could say more, Grifter three turned around. “Oh are you leaving?”

“Yes, those two uncorruptibles are probably still looking for Grian. So I should take him back before someone more powerful gets involved.”

“Alright then, have fun.” Aven replied, waving Grifter three off and then walking away on their own, only pausing for a moment to wonder what a Greean was.

[thatnamelessbutler]

(OoC: So, what's the AU thing about?)

((ooc: Okay so basically I got an idea form a song completely unrelated to the fandom and long story short, Bi n Bu are no longer able to escape from the Egg except through a very specific method, and then Karl comes back along and bippity boppity your body is now our property!

So, yeah. Body-swap AU except Karl kinda dies because to get the swap to work everyone's body had to die. Karl's gets healed afterwards through magical time shenanigans-

So Billiam and Rune(Bu's new name in this AU) wake up in the library, in our current DSMP present, in the weird body of this weird guy who's apparently a weird color-shapeshifter.(yeah, i'm going with the cryptid creature Karl for this one because. it's cool as heck and I never see this anywhere)

a little while after they wake up in the present, karl wakes up after being dormant because he literally died and it's like "HEY WAIT WHAT THE HECK YOU STOLE MY BODY" and everyone else goes "shit shit shit shit"

p.s if you're wondering where hubert is he's dead. the egg killed nearly everyone except billiam and butler because bi is its main caretaker and bu will never leave his side

(more under the cut please there's so much and i actually love this au so much)

Now I'm not a system but I imagine these four(yes, four; Billiam, Rune, Piam(Billiam's Piglin side), and Tune(Bu's Other) operate kind of like one. They have an innerworld and everything, they aren't just all constantly crammed into the front. That would get confusing, stressful and difficult to manage overall. Bu's usually the one fronting because no one else wants to; Billiam doesn't wanna do it because he doesn't wanna mingle with the "poor", Tune doesn't wanna do it because it always gets tripped up with literally everything about the body, it's not even dangerous enough to protect now, and Piam doesn't wanna do it because he's kind of scared of the Overworld someone that doesn't know how to be a Human Person

Oh yeah and I've also talked about all this and more with my bestie so here's a copy-paste of that conversation-

I think an encounter with Sapnap and/or Quackity would go terribly too, until they sit down and explain things as best they can wait no actually "So basically, we killed your fiancée so we could inhabit his body and escape from a really bad situation. sorry" Acid Sapanap would go feral and I can't even begin to conceive what extremely destructive thoughts Quackoty would start having Me MHM Sapnap probably pulls a sword on them and they automatically reach for their own before remembering "Oh shit, we don't have it. OH SHIT-" and then they just gotta r u n Butler's trying desperately to teleport but without a pearl, eeeeeh that's not gonna do anything buddy I'm not sure if Karl has armor in his inventory or not but either way they wouldn't have the time or coordination to equip it Acid they just immediately die it'd be so funny Me "NOT AGAIN, WE JUST GOT FREE- death" Now lets hope either Karl has some extra canon lives, or those lives Billiam bought carry over Acid PFFFFT, BILLIAM'S LIVES GET CARRIED WITH THEM AND IT'S JUST revives ok listen we don't gotta dies revives please let's just dies revives why do you do t dies revives this is just gonna last forever isn't it? dies rev- Me wheeze YEAH "GET OUT OF KARL'S BODY!" "We can't!! It's already been done!! dies" "WHY WON'T YOU DIE!!?" "We are!!??" ohhh, bonus angst points if every time they die, Butler goes a little more dormant- Butler was only meant to have one life, he never got any Totems and his soul cannot take this in the way Billiam's can After about 15 deaths, Billiam gets Sapnap to stop for about five seconds, and in those five seconds he realizes that he can no longer hear or feel Butler Acid oh god Me If he manages to get far enough away and find someplace to hide(perhaps the library again), he dips into the headspace and finds Butler just gone. He looks around for a while and finds them far away from where they were, collapsed on the ground, flickering slightly, and entirely unresponsive. And no matter how much he tries, they just won't wake up, and their Ender half has disappeared completely. He can't do anything except wait for them. Acid fjsjdj oh my god imagine Billiam just goes feral after that he's like "what did you do to m y B u t l e r" and just jumps on Sapnap with his bare hands Me Oh absolutely, he will Murder Sapnap without a second thought and he doesn't care how many deaths he has to go through to do it even though dying more will make it take longer for butler to wake up, and then afterwards he'll be pacing around random areas stress-stimming intensely and waiting for his child to wake up Acid yeap Me Somehow he finds his way to Kinoko Kingdom and is like "oh, this looks like a good place for a walk" and then spends the entire time not actually looking at anything and drowned in anxiety

AND THEN THESE WERE LAST NIGHT'S THOUGHTS, SOMEHOW LATER ON THEY END UP AT SAPNAP'S PLACE CAUSE THEY TECHNICALLY DON'T HAVE A PLACE TO STAY Unless you count the library but I don't think that would be very comfortable-

Anyway, Rune was fronting when they fell asleep and then their chronic nightmares came back. Sapnap wakes up(or was he ever really sleeping?) to some almost animalistic gasping in the other room and runs in to find Karl Karl's body curled on the bed, barely humanoid and random flashes of color spiking over him in waves and clawlike hands digging into his head

So he tries to wake him up, and when he does Bu's first reaction is to scramble away in pure terror because he's not fully out of the nightmare yet, there are even tears running down his face that just get absorbed back into the mass of color. Sapnap tries to calm him down, and eventually succeeds enough to ask him what the hell happened, and who's fronting once he remembers that that is a thing-

Thing is, Bu's gone nonverbal, but hey at least Karl was some sort of shapeshifter so they can just shift blobs of color into the air to answer Sapnap's questions

He very quickly learns only to ask yes/no ones because he can't read Galactic which is the only thing Bu can respond in, but that whole night ends on a pretty good note :3

Acid IS KARL IN THE SYSTEM CANON? HE'D BE THE MAIN FRONTER IF IT IS I THINK Me After that nightmare Rune finds himself trusting Sapnap a little more but also not as able to front, he's just so tired of it. No one else wants to front, he always has to stay there and he never gets a break. At least before, Tune had control during the night and he got to rest some. Now his sleep schedule is just as abhorred as before and no one else even comes near the front. He tries as long as he can, for everyone else's sake, but after weeks of fronting alone he just can't anymore. So he finally leaves the front and just collapses face-first into idk a patch of grass in the innerworld or something, and he's so exhausted of being a person that he can't even think straight, He doesn't want consolation, he doesn't want promises, he doesn't even want cuddles he just wants someone else to take over for a bit. Me OOH MAYBE He wakes up and wanders around the innerworld figuring out what the heck is going on and wondering why he can't see the outside anymore and oh god is he dead, are they all dead maybe they're all dead and none of them know it, and then Rune comes out of front and practically begs to not have to be a person anymore, he tells Karl "please i just want a break, just go out there or get someone else to go out there for a while please" and, well, Karl takes a chance and goes out to front and holy shit is this the real world, holy shit are those his fiancées, holy s h i t Acid THAT'S THE BESR OUTCOME ACTUALLY Me YESSSSSSSSS MASQUERADE SYSTEM + KARL THE MAN HIMSELF JACOBS Acid YESSS Me Karl and Rune are now host and co-host, because. no one else wants to front Acid Karl tricking Billiam into fronting.mp4 Me GSHDFGBSGDHFBSF Rune and Karl lock him into front and Rune proceeds to lean against the nearest flat surface, slide down and then dissociate for the next couple/several hours Karl makes sure no one disturbs him, even if Tune and Piam are Very Worried about their exhausted Human hybrid Acid them taking care of Rune (affectionate)

Acid OK WAIT I WAS THINKING AND IN SYSTEMS PEOPLE USUALLY MANIFEST SO I WAS THINKING HOW THAT'D WORK IN THE MASQUERADE SYS AND I REALIZED THAT EVERYONE IN THERE IS TECHNICALLY DEAD IN A WAY WHAT IF THAT'S THIS AU'S LIMBO? ONE DAY WILBUR POPS UP AND COMMITS MULTIPLE CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY Me HOLY SHIT OH SHIT EVERYONE THAT PERMA-DIES JUST ENDS UP AS AN ALTER IN KARL'S WEIRD COLOR-SHAPESHIFTING BODY XDDD You can always tell who's fronting by the colors, as long as you actually know them enough to know their colors- Acid Wilbur: hello Quackity, I am BAC- Karl: oh my GOD Wilbur shut the FUCK UP we understand it you're gay now please get out of front I have a date in 10 minutes Acid OOOOO YES Me Like Rune is purple/pink(mainly pink) gray-red/dark purple/orange/green eyes(right/right/left/left, respectively), and then he has some other colors sifting through, like a dark indigo-blue and a yellow the color of Endstone Tune is all of that but some of it is darker(the pinks/purples and Endstone color), some of it's the same(the eyes, except they have a light pink shine over them) and some of it is inverted. Clouds will waft around the body when it's fronting and whenever you look through the clouds you'll see the colors inverted Billiam is solidly pale pink except for his eyes(maroon) and his hands and feet(gold, with veins streaking out and tapering off at about the elbow) Piam is a slightly redder pink, with spots of a Netherrack color here and there, and his gold is more orangey, like there's fire reflecting off of it karl is just. karl. Of course he's got the signature swirls in bright violent and teal but other than that he's just a smorgasbord of color, usually bright and neon. When he's near/thinking about Sapnap and/or Quackity, little hearts start popping off him

[hunnieebunniee]

I was tagged by @corvidame whomst i copied and pasted 

last…

1. drink:  Chai latte even tho its 87 degrees here

2. phone call: My mom abt going to the gym

3. text message:  “this fu kifn hellsite” to becka

4. song you listened to: Dancing in the Moonlight by Alt-J

5. time you cried: Last real cry excluding all the dumb times I’ve teared up bat something that doesn’t matter was like 2 weeks ago

have you ever…

6. dated somebody twice: Define date? cus depending on ur definition yah

7. kissed someone and regretted it: YAH

8. have been cheated on: no

9. lost someone special: yes

10. been depressed: depression? I don’t know her… 

11. gotten drunk and thrown up: yes and now i can’t drink whiskey

favorite colors…

12. to wear: black or red, they fit the aesthetic

13. I like orangey yellow colors because they remind me of the 70s

14.  warm colors are my fave

in the last year have you…

15. made new friends: Yes and i love them all

16. fallen out of love: out of infatuation yes

17. laughed until you cried: yes w literally everyone

18. found out somebody was talking about you: yeah but not in a bad way

19. met somebody who changed you: yes but I’m waiting to see if the change sticks

20. found out who your friends are: yes but w the usual “we grew apart” stuff so it wasn’t serious

21. kissed somebody on your facebook list: yes

general

22.  how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: like 85%

23. do you have any pets: yes, 5 cats named pip, matilde, hobbes, teddy bear, and sneakers. we may also foster a kitten soon named zoya

24. do you want to change your name: yah I’ve always wanted to be called bunnie for some godforsaken reason

25. what did you do for your last birthday: i ate some raspberry cake and went to an audition for wizard of oz

26. what time did you wake up: 10:15ish

27. what were you doing at midnight: brainstorming for a short play I’m writing

28. name something you can’t wait for: depeche mode concert on sunday!!!

29. when was the last time you saw your mom: like 5 seconds ago, she was asking if i had any idea for dinner

30. what are you listening to right now: the sprinkler outside? idk if that counts

31. have you ever talked to someone named tom: yeah one of my parents friends

32. something that gets on your nerves: when people are casually mean to animals, like they shove them off of things or defend eating meat w/out acknowledging the harm it does

33. most visited website: tumblr tbh

34. hair color: medium blonde, although I’m getting lowlights put in to blend it to a darker blonde

35. long or short hair: i had short hair for like 11 yrs but rn its just a little past my shoulders 

36. do you have a crush on somebody: Not currently, but i get crushes very easily and lose them easily too

37. what do you like about yourself: ig I’m kind of funny? i like making people laugh

38. piercings: 3 in my ears and one in my nose

39. blood type: lmfao idk

40. nickname: for a while in 6th grade i was super edgy and wanted to be called skarlitt, but my name is kinda too short for a nickname

41. relationship status: Single

42. zodiac: Aquarius sun, leo moon, scorpio rising

43. pronouns: binch/binchself

44. favorite tv shows: Buffy the vampire slayer, river monsters, the office, skins, american horror story

45. tattoos: i have the aquarius symbol poked on the left side of my ribcage but i want to get more

46. right or left handed: right

47. surgery: none yet thank god

48. sports: im a dancer which isn’t a sport, but i played field hockey in 6th grade

49. vacation: just got back from pent water, mi two days ago it was rly nice

50. pair of trainers: my basic bitch adidas neos

51. eating: cabbage soup at like 6:30

52. favorite drink: chai latte lol

53. what are you up to: answering this 

54. waiting for: orientation on thursday

55. want: to lose 40-50 lbs, currently 166

56. get married: yes but i want to date them for 10 or so years beforehand

57. career:  on broadway! or maybe a history teacher

58. hugs or kisses: hugs definitely I’ve never kissed a person that was enjoyable which sounds conceited sorry

59. lips or eyes: on me i like both, but on others def eyes

60. shorter or taller: I want to be 5 inches taller, but idk if this is abt dating so any size in that case

61. older or younger: 25 is the ideal age for me, so older

62. nice arms or stomach: arms on others, i wish i had both tho

63. hook up or relationship: depends on the person

64. troublemaker or hesitant: depends on the situation, i will fucc shit up if i want to but i don’t always want to

65. kissed a stranger: yeah

66. drank hard liquor: yes

67. lost glasses/contact lenses: constantly. idk if I’ve had a pair of contacts that lasted longer than 3 days but i rarely wear them

68. turned someone down:  yea :////

69. sex on the first date: eh

70. broken someone’s heart: i think not

71. had your heart broken: yes

72. been arrested: no

73. cried when someone died: every time

74. fallen for a friend: YES its a real problem chances are if we’re friends I’ve liked u at some point, not true for all tho

do you believe in…

75. yourself: sometimes, most times no but I’m determined

76. miracles: yes but not the stereotypical kinds

77. love at first sight: not love, but definitely lust lol

78. santa claus: till i was around 6 until people ruined for me

79. kiss on the first date: yeah, again depends on the person

80. angels: benevolent spirits yeah, but not the winged harp kind

81. current best friends names: becka, regi, ella, annika, evie

82. eyecolor: Green/goldish but sometimes they look more one or the other

83. favorite movie: moonrise kingdom! fave movie of all time

I tag @constellationcelia , @sour-limelight and anyone else who wants to do it