#but okita omg

[courtesanofdeath]

Sougo is a super sadist who pressures and teases people as a hobby.

happy birthday sougo ~

[majimasleftasscheek]

I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you

[solokabuto]

So what are your Fate yuri rarepairs?

Thank you so much for asking!!! I treat fate women like immensely complicate barbie dolls i can roll around in my mind until they slot together in ways that make the deeply ill recovering catholic lesbian in me squeal so you may or may not notice some general themes, I’ll be including hcs and fic ideas in here because my brainrot is terrible rn so have fun with this:

Dobrynya Nikitich x Morgan Le Fay

Now this is largely due to the fact that i noticed similarities in them (white haired mothers that are more than they seem and definitely not who they seem with fucked up daughters that have pink hair and pent up rage) and admittedly I’m not in Tungsuka sanctuary so I don’t have a vantage point on Dobrynya’s personality like at all outside of adorable fanart but they seem like they’d be cute. They’re one of those couples that would largely only exist in au’s where Dobrynya runs the daycare that Morgan drops Baobhan at or something. And the entire story is just Baobhan being terrorized while Dobrynya and Morgan make out in the background.

Okita Souji x Nitocris

That moment when you (living vessel for your brother’s vengeance who immediately committed suicide upon fulfilling your goal due to perceiving the cold embrace of death as warmer than the cruel clutches of your fellow man) come across another girl (a hollow mockery of a human being born and bred to slaughter without a care who relates better to broken bones, sinew, and blood than she does to living beings and can kill her friends at a simple order)and link up (have intense homoerotic discussions about death dying and purpose) over tea and wine (cups of literal blood) and fuck nasty (memento memori style)

Olga Marie Animusphere x Ereshkigal

If you haven’t read Afterlife by nd7878 and you have any form of attachment to Olga or Ereshkigal or see the similarities between the two please read it, it’s amazing and I love it so much it fulfills my Olga Marie cravings very well. Anyways i think these two are cute, like super cute like insanely cute and I’d like to imagine Olga would bring out the more forward and irritable side of Ereshkigal and the two would clash in a way that’s still friendly. I dunno she’d make eresh more lively and make Olga feel more loved. I really love afterlife, please read it.

Jeanne D’ Arc x Barghest

I just think the idea of a woman who already sees herself as an offering, offering herself up to a worthy warrior who desperately wishes to stop destroying things she loves to be incredibly interesting. Especially because in my mind Jeanne would probably have little issue with letting Barghest eat her regularly as long as she recovers decently enough. They’re interesting i have fic ideas for them i think Jeanne would enjoy being devoured gruesomely. The knowledge of having a set place for your body to go rather than being burned and desecrated just to be tossed into the river and washed away. I am far too invested in Jeanne D’ Arc. A part of me thinks she would enjoy having something resembling a proper corpse since she was torched to ash and thrown into a river rather than properly being laid to rest. I have vivid images of their entire routine can you tell u have been plagued by yuri visions for far too long?

Edit: I made a fic for these two if you’re truly interested: https://archiveofourown.org/works/58314286

Baobhan Sith x Galatea

You know how popular girls in hs always have that one girl that isn’t popular or important or really much of anything to a majority of the student body that they don’t play about? Yeah that’s Galatea to her. They hit it off over sculpting because Baobhan has a general affinity for art that includes her love of fashion and eventually they become friends which is incredibly strange to Baobhan because she is deeply unused to being cared for and loved by anyone that isn’t her mother and even then the way she goes about it is very much not like her mother (it’s okay Morgan you tried sweetie). I just think it would be nice to see Galatea slowly help Baobhan build a healthy relationship with love, loving and being loved. They’d be cute. I also think Galatea would find having her blood sucked to be an interesting experience considering she probably finds the fact she has blood to be quite novel.

Merlin (Prototype) x Morgan Le Fay

With benefits. I don’t know what to call their relationship so they’re just with benefits. Morgan would just vent out her frustration on her while Merlin just takes it because why the hell not, being half-succubus has its perks. Additionally, she’d rely on Merlin to have a few moments of complete thoughtlessness and freedom from the stress and general fuckery of Faerie Britain by just allowing herself to fall for the effects of her beauty. Honestly it’s more so method of relaxation for Morgan then a genuine relationship but I think it’s interesting. They probably have insane conversations about the world that usually end in Morgan forcing her to shut up because she says something she doesn’t want to hear but isn’t untrue. Occasionally in moments of weakness Merlin will ask Morgan if she wants her to take her away to Avalon and leave this place for the faeries she hates so much, and Morgan will always refuse dispute herself.

[gojoest]

i feel obligated to state that my hakuouki faves are okita, harada and hijikata and i love them so very much

[sebfreak]

Starting today I'm mother because i adopted gintamas little kids zura, okita, kamui, gintoki, hijikata and takasugi.

If they ever do make some trouble please come to me and i will fix it.

[stars-and-clouds]

low budget shinsengumi

[akumanoken]

When you realize Sue reminds Ayato of Nao growing up. Beautiful, lovely if you know her, will absolutely be a bitch if she needs to.

"I was not... my god, Ayato is that how you viewed me??"

A husband who knows better than to comment....

[nekofra]

Not my fav Gintama character but his design >>>>>

[heavenlymorals]

Can't believe that there is a Yakuza: Ishin remaster/remake that is translated and no one told me.

[headphonesgal]

just watched movie 27 (finally), these were my silly live reactions

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "destined rival" what in the euphemism :d also, what in the gay of gay poses is that

guys, i'm so stupid, i already lost the plot in the first half hour

the husbands fighting and heiji thirdwheeling in the back

omg i'm losing it kid whump, kid losing it over his father figure being in danger man, the kid whump in movie 23 was so good too lmfao :d convenient rainy weather to let the mood set in

i'd forgotten all about hakase's quizzes

help, kid's magical girl transformation (the fecking background music) with the other characters' reaction was so funny he did like 7 backflips onto a roof (his stage) before that omg i can't stop rewatching this lmfao

look at their faces

and he starts blasting right away HAHAH

okita & hattori is the partnership i didn't know i wanted

there's no fecking way lmfao what just happened, the crazy conan unphysics have appeared, newton is rolling in his grave

they're having a sword fight ON A PLANE, OUTSIDE OF THE PLANE WTF DID HATTORI JUST FALL OFF OH I FORGOT KID WAS IN THE MOVIE kaitou kid, professional catcher of detectives falling from planes he dropped him back on the plane lmfao kaitou kid, professional personal air taxi for detectives

BRO THE ACTION JUST KEEPS ON GIVING OMG THE FINAL REVEAL WHAT

all in all, fun movie. yes, there are unnecessary plot twists and unsatisfactory convoluted lore, but they didn't take away from this single experience.

ps. the background music is very nice!

[11queensupreme11]

In the new chapter of the manga one of the shinsengumi characters commented how Okita’s eyes glowed blue when he was fighting while also using Onigo and said that that’s also the color of the shinsengumi’s flag and all I could think was:

“OMG Percy would LOVE that!!😂😂”

Her favorite color for the win!!

she WOULD love the weird glowing blue eyes, but i think she'd be more confused at first because in the pjo verse, humans don't normally have weird glowy eyes (aside from rachel but she was a special case) 💀💀

in fact, now that i think of it, i think she'd be VERY confused about a lot of the stuff going on with the humans. like jack's eye lets him see ppl's emotions??? qin shi huang's got this "Mirror Touch Synesthesia" that hurts him when ppl feel negative emotions??? lu bu can split the sky with a single swing?????

the humans got all these weird abilities that aren't related to the gods at all; like they're 100% human, not descended from any deities or creatures, not blessed or anything, this is just some random stuff they can do naturally

hell even the simple thing like their HEIGHTS would leave her flabbergasted 😭😭😭 cuz if you go back to my height headcanons on my earlier chapters, WE GOT EIGHT FEET TALL RAIDEN

and for us that's totally normal cuz anime characters Just Be That Way, but percy's from a universe very similar to ours where humans are literally just ordinary with nothing special about them (sorry us 💀) we don't have glowy eyes, or weird synesthesia conditions, the most common heights are between 5-6 feet, and we certainly don't have super crazy strength and speed feats like these characters do 😭 hell not even the demigods in pjo verse got those weird ass physical feats 😭😭

the anime logic would just confuse the fuck outta her

[doki-doki-imagines]

omg,,,, active blog that writes for gintama???? I thank you for your service.

I saw that ur asks are open!! I wanted to request gintoki, sougo and katsura headcanons with them pining after a crush that is extremely oblivious to their feelings and every time they try to confess, some mishap happens. ty!

Gintoki Sakata:

-Gintoki is so used to his luck that falling in love with an oblivious person doesn't sound that bad, theoretically.

-In practice Gintoki bumped his head so many times on the walls of his office he decided to tell you straight his feelings (he doesn't have the money to repair the walls, he can't be pathetic and more broke than usual)

-But being straightforward with his intention may not be enough when a car ran over a puddle and wetted you from the roots of your hair to the point of your toes "I have to run home to dry myself. We'll talk another day, Gin!"

-He waved back at you with the same happiness of a man walking towards death.

-Or when Zura decided his presence was needed to fight against Amanto. Or when Hijikata decided he committed actions that deserved immediate seppuku.

-Something he'll do soon anyway if luck keeps turning her back to him.

-Shinpachi saves him, in front of a cup of tea during a normal afternoon.

-"You should ask him out, I'm sure he'd accept." Shinpachi says to you. Meanwhile, Gintoki, hidden behind a wall, feels his knees giving up.

"Are you sure he is interested in me? It seems like he always tries to avoid me..." You reply, voice dripping in sadness

"It's not my fault!! I swear!!!" Gintoki thinks meanwhile.

"Yeah you should go for it. Ask him now. He is hiding behind the wall right now." The younger boy says before taking a sip of his tea

-The temperature drops, like two out of three heartbeats in the room

-Seems like your first date will be in the hospital. Maybe if Lady Luck is generous, she'll put you in the same room...

Sougo Okita:

-The main problem is that Sougo says, "I'll make you go for a walk every day" thinking it's peak romance when it's the most alarming phrase ever. You can't even call the police since he IS the police!

-You know he has no bad intentions towards you. At this point, you perfectly know how he talks and acts.

-But Sougo has patience, that's why he wanna be sure first that you are desperately in love with him before making his move.

-It has to appear like he is doing you a favour by getting together with you.

-What he doesn't consider is that not everybody falls automatically in love with his cute face.

-Seems like he'll be the one that has to work hard this time...

Koutaro Katsura:

-It's...difficult.

-He loves to pine and watch from a distance without interfering. At maximum, he enjoys helping you out. You are oblivious, thinking he is doing it just because he is a really kind friend.

-It's a mess, and Elisabeth won't help you out.

-His crush for you will come to light thanks to Gintoki, he is blabbering about stuff you don't care, and then, like a bolt out of the blue "That idiot, Zura. Can't barely ask you out, let alone-"

-Your mind couldn't hear anything less, any sound muffled."Gintoki, where is Koutaro?"

"Mh? I don't know, but I wouldn't search for him. Let the guy appear like he always does at the worst times-"

-You nod, biting your lower lip. Yeah, it's a good occasion to think some more. You have to make sure your confession will be clear even to the man with the thickest skull you know.

[yuushiiblog]

omg I……….

(Okita finally feels relieved because Hijikata-san wasn't thinking about Chizuru hahah he looks so evil and happy)

[landofsamurai]

@Anonymous asked:

Omg, Okita, get ready! Junko is going to hit the slay button and yassify your corpse after she executes you! Yaaaaassss queeeeeeeeeennnn!!

''Tell her to hit the drop dead button instead, because that's what the crazy bitch really needs to do already. I'm tired.''

[picvlt]

I SHIFTED TO MY HAKUOKI DR AND SAW OKITA OMG HE WAS SO REAL HE WAS SO REAL HES REAL HES REALLLLLLL

[lostusagis]

@jiraipink replied to your post “( being stuck seated between okita and kamui on an...”:

The fact that Okita is sitting next to the window in that poll post got Namida thinkin' girly things like Kamui smashing him through the window LMAAAAAOOOO Just imagining Namida being seated in the middle of those two is fuckin hilarious omg

​( I like how she thinks. Kamui will absolutely behave if Namida is there but the minute Okita upsets her, he's absolutely going to be smashed through the window. Then they can have a happy flight afterwards 8) )