#but oh well im bored

[featherlight-whispers]

me vs the urge to join a voltron discord server

[may12324]

Halsin- Archdruid of the Emerald Grove

[paimt]

its just supervised phone calls like

in the wise words of stan himself: give me money

[bigfatbreak]

every time a love interest is apart of a royal family and has "gold" hair but its just normal blonde and they're just freaking blonde and considered of Noble Blood due to that feature or whatever my eyes roll clear back into my skull and I lock gazes with the hamster running circles in my head and we just Look at each other

[weepingalaxy]

many such cases in farming sims, for some reason

[yuwuta]

gojo would kill your work husband. but if he were the work husband, that's a different story

REAL!! he’s such a hypocrite because if someone mentioned you had a work husband, his entire world would stop and he wold devise the absolute worst plans to make sure that your co-worker, everyone at your job, and everyone in the next building over knew that he was happily committed to you 

but if he is the work husband, he’s very........ dutiful in his role. there’s a loose office/lawyer au in my head where satoru is your secretary, and for all intents and purposes, your personal assistant, and he’s good at his job, but mostly because he considers his job to be pleasing you. he has coffee for you when you arrive, he moves your schedule around without you asking, he has answers to questions before you can even ask them, he has fresh flowers on your desk weekly, pokes into your meetings to pretend to hand you a file that’s really just maybe a single document in a manilla folder with candy on top of it—he’s made himself your business, your partner; he’s made himself irreplaceable, and he loves to remind everybody of that fact. 

he’s also extremely loyal. sure, he could day a week’s worth of work done in about a day, but that doesn’t mean he’ll just use his talents for anybody. he’s your secretary, so he’s at your beck and call, and everyone knows it. they know he’s the best, but also that he’s off limits—not because you won’t share him, but because satoru won’t let himself be shared. 

he also extends his duties beyond work, of course. when he hands you a print out of your schedule for the day and you’re confused by the three-hour block of time you have in the middle of the day, satoru just helps you shrug your coat of your shoulders and smiles, “that’s for the lunch date you have with me, of course!” hanging up your coat in your closet for you, “i’m paying, see you soon, sweets.” and because you’re great at your job, and satoru helps you be great, nobody really questions when the two of you have time for a 13-course tasting menu at 1pm on a tuesday afternoon. and if they did, all satoru would say that you two had a lovely date 

[m3lodyxo]

Omg-

So I'm doodling Lucifer rn cause I'm bored and can't sleep. And I just noticed his hair resembles an apple 😭

Either I'm slow, or I'm over-thinking it.

Tell me you guys see it too 😭

[reineydraws]

wanted: marine hunter takanome mihawk

[gatoburr0]

This might be a bit of a dark question about the fuzzy AU but.. was Acht alone when they died? I'm assuming timeline wise that side order didn't happen pre Grizz winning (unless it did) so did they spend their last few days(?) alone in the Deepsea Metro with no idea what was happening to them or did something less heart wrenching happen?

Man that is a massive plot hole I completely forgot about and did not see coming. Honestly I think I can make it so somehow Acht already met Callie before getting fuzzed up? Because if not it wouldn’t be so interesting (and most importantly there wouldn’t be enough angsssssst).

Also yeah this post is a bit sad so just sayin’.

Acht and Callie already knew each other and went out together constantly, but they got fuzzed up when they were far from each other. Acht couldn’t get out of wherever they were in, because they were just so weak, until it was too much to handle and they died, alone, nobody knew they were struggling with it.

Callie often gets flashbacks about the time they spent together, however her memory gets blurred by her instincts and she doesn’t seem to be affected by them that much anymore. But she does remember them vividly, being probably their first true love.

She sometimes stays up at night thinking about them.

And the saddest part is that she still thinks they’re doing okay somewhere around.

(Read tags)

[corpsoir]

Heritage Februabba 2023

Day 5: First kiss || Last kiss

@heritage-februabba

[misfithive]

Just had a little giggle thinking about the fact Linda has absolutely no idea Simon and Wille have been talking and rekindling this whole time. Imagine she’s gonna find out with the rest of the world when watching Wilhelm’s speech after she was going on and on a couple days before about Marcus.

Linda: the Prince ?? Again?? What happened to marcus? I thought things were going so well??

Simon: ermmmm about that

[love-3-crimes]

that one meme i saw on twitter but i dont feel like screenshotting </3

[simcardiac-arrested]

wait, that elias?

[peachyfnaf]

so, with a show of hands, is anyone else extremely upset, disappointed, and angry at how this arc ended?

in fact, personally:

but maybe thats just me

[ilikedetectives]

The "I worshipped that woman" line got me thinking oh to be worshipped by Minthara... But then I realized she does worship Tav!!!! Like, the way she casually goes "In your name" and "At your command", Minthara doesn't just do that for anyone, the first two times were for Lolth and the Absolute, the third time is now Tav. She doesn't leave the party permanently regardless of Tav's choice, even if it's the choices she doesn't agree with/opposes. In addition, Minthara does pray to Tav in some capacity ("You came. I prayed that you would but there were no gods left to me.") Then at the end of Act 3 she gives up her mother's name (huge deal for drow matriarchal society, especially THE Baenre) to take Tav's name so they can conquer Menzoberranzan for themselves? This is essentially her new religious cause/crusade (build the world anew), but with Tav this time around. Oh and the cheeky "Jealous? You needn't be." while smiling? That is the confidence of someone who knows what she wants *chef kiss*