#but oh my fucking god????

[twistedappletree]

broooo i was just at the store and found some little kid near the crowded entrance spinning around looking lost af and nobody was even caring or giving a shit??? so i knelt down next to him and calmed him down and took his hand bc literally anyone could’ve snatched this baby akdjakjdja and i was about to take him to customer service when the mom and dad finally showed up with products already in their basket like they were shopping the whole time he was left alone

literally NO reaction from them at all, the dad saw the kid holding MY hand and just went straight back to looking at stuff on the shelves while the mom ROLLED HER EYES AT THE KID then didn’t even look at me when she took him back

[lady-raziel]

i'm sorry but this is the only submission to this trend that i'll consider giving any thought to

[boltlightning]

oh my god. og my god. the symbolism of it all

[assiraphales]

deadpool flirts with everyone and it usually doesn’t matter because he flirts with everyone and the general response is “ok wade”/no response. but with wolverine? with wolverine it’s obvious that whole damn movie he would fuck that man. the eye contact the smirks the innuendo the carefully placed claws. just say the word

[kedreeva]

Lady on Facebook: do hawks really avoid black chickens?

This guy:

I can't breathe what the fuck 😂

[chososcamgirl]

he ain’t never beating the stalking allegations

art creds @hunnismokah

[soapbbox]

A Quintesson attack leaves Megatron in need of repairs.

Let’s pretend this takes place early where Megatron isn’t incredibly paranoid about back stabbing (Starscream) yet

[heartorbit]

MWAH!

[sparrow-hawk]

THE WITCHER IV dev. CD Projekt Red

[swedenis-h]

We do not have time to unpack that rn! (X)

[destielmemenews]

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[ohposhers]

SHES THEIR #1 FAN DUDE ARE YOU KIDDING ME !!! shadow's literal wingman fr fr fr

[orbinpng]

i hope you know i genuinely start sobbing over grunkle stan when i draw him like this , my maternal instincts overwhelm me

[crows-home]

part of my nimona viewing experience. idk why but i got super emotional in the first five minutes.

ID by @peachygos

[ID: A comic juxtaposing screenshots from Nimona 2023 and drawings of a person watching the movie. The first screenshot is Ambrosius's introduction; he grins at the camera as the news anchors introduce him, his name in big print on the screen. The person watching thinks with a bored expression, "Ah. Ok. This guy is gonna be the jackass. Typical golden-boy stuck-up prince that thinks he's better than the underdog. I see where this is going.

The next screenshot is of Ambrosius and Ballister on the platform above the arena, Ambrosius doing his news anchor bit and saying, "Aaand will Ballister be broody on the biggest day of his life?" Ballister laughs at his antics. The person watching now has a small smile, as they think, "Huh! Aw, they're actually nice to each other and are friends! I wasn't expecting that, that's nice-"

The third and final screenshot is a shot from behind of Ballister leaning his head on Ambrosius's shoulder. The caption reads "the knighting ceremony is just moments away." The person watching now has a touched, soft expression, like they're holding back tears. They think "OH." as a partially transparent doodle behind them bends over crying and blubbering, with another doodle showing their heart shot through with an arrow. /end ID]

[literarymerritt]

Thinking about Them 🥺

Art Tumblr | Twitter

[cozylittleartblog]

@staff if you [change] the [design] of the fucking [dashboard] i will kill you

edit. i want it on the actual post that i am not actually making a de-th threat against the staff. that's shitty. the caption quotes the fucking costco hot dog meme, which i originally said in the tags. if any staff member sees this please do Not take it personally