#but not gay sex lmfao
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since I'm not subjecting that blog's followers to this by submitting it as a request.......
would gay sex have fixed them?
#mclennon#I'm choosing my secret fifth option that blog doesn't have HWGEHWJDHSH#bc it's not a no it's not even that gay sex is the problem it's just that their stupidity transcends gay sex so it's irrelevant#I think communication and living in a society where they could've been gay married could have fixed them...#but not gay sex lmfao#and gay marriage alone would not fix them btw they'd be toxic husband's#the communication element With no homophobia is key#*husbands my phone autocorrected me. homophobic phone
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I know I made a jokey post about JayVik sucking dick in the void last night, but I keep seeing people be like "JayVik goes beyond romantic or platonic they are More Than That" as though they are better and more pure than being gay and as a gay man who is tired of seeing this excuse dragged out for every ambiguous mlm couple on TV once they become obviously more than "brothers" or whatever, gay romance is not somehow more incapable of purity than any other type of love. Knock it off.
#it's always like ''let them be friends'' and then when it gets deeper it's like ''they're clearly brothers''#and then when it gets too gay they're like ''well it clearly goes beyond romantic and platonic. it's a much purer love''#FUCK YOU#this should go without saying but this applies to wlw as well#congrats to caitvi for having sex on screen so the queerphobes can't pretend they're just really close sisters lmfao could you imagine#schrodinger's queer relationship except instead of figuring out how to make it queer we figure out how to make it not queer#arcane#arcane spoilers#arcane league of legends#arcane league of legends spoilers#jayvik#otp: it was affection that held us together#to be fair to my tumblr friends i've seen this way more on tiktok#but there's no way in hell i'm posting there so you guys get my complaints instead
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And with that, Arcane is finished
#arcane season 2#arcane season 2 spoilers#DONT CLICK READ MORE IF YOU WANT NO SPOILERS#or see more sorry#sorry gotta add some nonesense tags just in case#aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa#gay as hell to become gods together#or whatever viktor and jayce became#good ending good ending#my girl died but i already knew she was gonna#sevika on the council is what really made me teary eyed#jayvik#caitvi literally got a sex scene and my boys couldn't even get a kiss this is hannibal all over again lmfao#in my heart viktor and jayce became celestials and take care of zoe together 〒▽〒
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epic gay sex ---
snippet from @definitelynotshouting‘s hunger au that really stuck in my mind
#hunger au#grian#xiuma#xisumavoid#hermitcraft#hermitblr#evo watchers#comic#my art#crows art stash#3rd life#traffic series#trafficblr#cw: starvation#cw: suicidal ideation#sorry not sorry for that caption#i put that here as a placeholder and the council wanted me to keep it LMFAO#no gay sex in this scene tho sorry guys#carrions hunger art#carrions block art
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in general i kind of wish people who make posts like that on here in the vein of asexual positivity would kind of like check what theyre posting somewhat so that they dont say stuff that honest to god feels kind of homophobic. like ive just been coming across shit every so often for years now where it either sounds just honestly homophobic (usually sex repulsion that gets weirdly pointed at gay people for having the audacity to talk about sex) or its like implying- like the prev post- that gay people have some kind of privilege for their willingness to have sex as if that hasnt been like the pinnacle of homophobia is disgust at that and even as things progress people still want gay ppl to 'keep it in the bedroom' and literally would prefer to view the gay people around them AS asexual so they dont have to think about their sex life. cause they think its gross. i understand why you would want to find community in your identity and generally when i come across positivity posts or whatever its like fine but no one ever seems to correct the people that wind up saying things that range from ignorant to regressive and i wish they would
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rush/dirxst fans when my effin' life isn't full of crazy gay sex and boys kissing
#random bullshit post#rush band#geddy lee#alex lifeson#rush#dirxst#prog rock#classic rock#my effin life#i dont know if it actually has an crazy gay sex yet LMFAO I HAVENT READ IT
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Jackie realizing she’s gonna have to take care of shauna and jeff’s ghost baby
#🐇#yellowjackets#truly it’s so interesting to me how much better this season is than the first that literally never happens for me#the current timeline is finally getting interesting. Jeff is still the best part#love how fast misty took to being a cult that is so her™️#Jackie liking poppies is interesting to me both in the Jackie is gay camp and also you know the whole thing with wizard oz and her death#the ending was so fucking depressing I need a nap now#like I’m so happy they didn’t eat the baby that would have been so incredibly cheap but glad to finally have answers#like do we think shauna was dreaming or had she temporarily crossed over because like where was Jackie and the French dude#I’d say it would make sense that Lottie could be there somehow#idk it reminded me a lot of Jackie’s death of course so I have many questions#I will say the cop story line is pretty stupid like no fucking way is any of this legal and also let’s kill that creep cop shauna#I will help you girl I will drive the get away car#I was also like wondering awhile ago if Lottie’a camp is near where the plane crash was#and my best friend and I were like no there’s no way and then they tell us it’s in New York so like possibly close to the boarder?#I tried looking up cherry hill but I couldn’t find anything idk it’s probably totally unlikely and they just also happen to be in the woods#I didn’t get a preview for next week is there a preview? idk#my complaint this week is where is Jackie lmfao where is her ghost why wasn’t she in sex ed give me something I’m not ready to move on!!!!
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truthfully while i enjoy billford and fiddauthor i think they’re much more fun as like. lightning in a bottle moments. weird built up tension that neither side acknowledges. but It’s There.
and 30 years later ford is shooting up in bed wide eyed and sweating going. oh my god i was in love w them. while both bill and fiddleford moved on LONG before ford even realized what was happening.
#emyrs.txt#gravity falls#like. in my mind them (billford or fiddauthor) actually happening at any point takes the fun outta it#there’s a post i saw a few days ago that was like. ‘whatever bill and ford did could not be recognizable as sex to us but it was essentially#sex’ and that’s sort of the vibe i feel w both ships.#like. they weren’t together and neither side acknowledged feelings. but…#it was the kind of relationship you look back on and go. oh my god that was us having gay sex.#you understand.#also this is just my opinion idc if u think this. etc etc. but i don’t find billford/fiddauthor end game to be very interesting at all#like. i just think they’re too volatile. billford wouldn’t be fair to ford/the pines family & fiddauthor wouldn’t be fair to fiddleford.#u know.#like obviously as one shots or jokes i think it’s funny & sometimes u want something silly and light hearted but narratively? dont like ‘em.#the only person ford slightly resolves his issues w is stan. so i think them hanging out having fun and going on adventures is much more#satisfying than ford repairing and forming a romantic relationship w bill or fidds#anyway this is why i’ve been rb so many fiddstan stuff lately. i just think they’re more interesting as a couple than fiddauthor. LMFAO#also bc i want stan to have Nice Things and fidds to have someone in his corner. they could fix each other. (<- guy making things up)#LMFAO#anyway. been thinking too much about the stan twins. sorry.
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do you guys think hexarchs shuos mikodez and nirai kujen ever explored each others' bodies
#i honestly don't think so. but i think they both felt kind of odd and gay about it#i don't actually know that i even think they ever spent unstructured time in the same place#kujen might have initiated something but i get the sense mikodez also doesnt really like. Care about sex or have any real interest LMFAO
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I respect actual celibacy i respect only having sex in commited relationships and whatever the fuck else but ill never respect waiting with sex til marriage specifically. Everyone who does this is a moron that deserves to be laughed at
#unless u live in a country where there are SERIOUS social repercussions around it its pointless larping#i mean SERIOUS ones. not prudes from ur grandmas village gossiping#'oh lets make lifetime commitment before we know if sex is decent quality' why tf would u do that lmfao#u dont even know if ur not marrying a gay dude tbh u dont know the person basically
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hes writing gay fanfiction about his blorbos.
#sims 4#the sims 4#simblr#sims4#ts4 simblr#sims#ts4#my sims#my screenies#oc: miko meowlody [he/him]#ocs: miko meowlody [he/him]#my ocs: miko meowlody [he/him]#sims 4 monsters#monster sims#cat sims#furry sims#ts4 sims#ts4 gameplay#ts4 screenshot#the book hes writing is about gay sex with aliens lmfao
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I followed the spencer reid tag yesterday and now I remember why I unfollowed it in the first place 😭
#all those posts of spencer with stubble and they’re like ‘wowww I need him to choke me! not in a kinky way tho I’m normal’#cue taylor swift I wanna have straight sex at the gay pride parade#that’s the vibe#lmfao#yes I know my sideblog is called dr-reids-fidget-toy that’s a reference to his autism and I think it sounding like a euphemism is funny#personal
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what the fuck did he even do that day. I genuinely do not remember
#LMFAO WHY WAS I SO MAD#>goes to look through best friend and is dms that day >greeted with gay sex gif
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realistically i’m probably on the ace spectrum somewhere but the second some weirdo gets in my mentions or asks or whatever with some sex shaming puritan christian bullshit ESPECIALLY if the bitch is white!!!! somebody’s cocks getting sucked. as many cocks possible. both boyfriends and as many randoms as i can find, as long as it gets this poindexter out of my mentions
#translation i’m going thru a sex repulsed phase but i still get sex shamed by strangers a lot#bc i’m gay and post about it. and also bc i’m polyamorous and that just sorta happens when ur polyam#and it’s pissing me off so much that i might snap out of it lmfao
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People try so fucking hard to upset me and misgender me when they see that I'm bigender. They send me stuff calling me female/a girl/a woman often. And it's like. Dude. I have made it very clear that girl/woman/female IS IN FACT ONE OF MY GENDERS. You aren't making me feel bad by calling me those, you're just outing yourself as a transphobe. Like, congratulations! You called the girl a girl. Wooooo. You called an afab person who literally identifies as a woman female. Wow. You're so clever.
#the female one especially makes me laugh because#in terms of physical bodily sex#i do consider myself female#so like. lmfao that you think that will hurt me??#text#gay shit#bitchwholoves.text#bigender#multigender#genderfluid#pangender#transphobes
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why are so many f1blr posts being reposted to twt…. first of all be funny on ur own second can you not even crop out urls 😭 its so freaky!!!
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