#but not enough to stop tagging AYEEEE

[darlington-v]

WE POPPIN THE BIGGEST BOTTLES WHEN WE GET RANBOO LORE CRUMBS TONIGHT

[mazojo]

TODAY IS MY QUEEN’S @lady-kato BDAYYY

its a national holiday so everybody yall stop whatever you are doing and stan katOOo

Lmaoo but in all seriousness because school’s left me with no time at all to even breathe //rip but I still wanted you to have a special day soo here are a list of 25 reasons (because its the 25th ayeeee) why we stan you queennn ^^:

1- Positivity™, girl seriously I love seeing your posts because they never fail to bring a smile to my face when you look out for peeps in the fandom feeling them with positive thoughts!! ^^

2- meme lord 101, I can possibly send my trashiest of memes and Kato would still laugh and I love that for our humor lmaooo

3- TALENTED MANNN, Her HC’s? *inserts that Lady Gaga beautiful, poetic, never seen before.... gif*

4- And dont even get me s t a r t e d on her cute drawingsss! I swear I still go check out that Noah one you send me back then and I smile like a fool xDD

5- nEXT Doctor who will win a doctor Nobel price (?) lmaoo, but in all seriousness I admire a lottt how passionate you are about what you are doing girl, you can see how much you care about your vocation and thats amazingggg.

6- Duolingo partner, I think if we ever stop responding its because Duolingo birb came for us lmaoo.

7- Your asks mannn, how can one be so creative and with just one ask bring a smile to ma faceee, poetic cinema at its finest.

8- ANIMAL LOVERRRR, xDD i star those animal posts we send were the peak of my day girlll.

9- She literally played a horse otome game just because she is that awesome. Maria is still out there thriving with her horse husband Kato 🤧

10- Piccrewssssssss! tbh out pic crew tags are up to date, the best posts of my blog

11- The detail on everything you do!! Like the reviews you leave on the fics you read?? the comments you leave on my drawings?? the fact you take the time to think them through to target the person? again, poetic cinema at its finestttt

12- My writing-in-the-tags-is-valid stannn!

13- Also like, your animal crossing blog............... the softest posts eveerrr

14- Dont think I emphasized it enough, how much I loveeee your writing girl! the detail to everything you write, the descriptions, how you are able to grasp a character, amazinggg

15- And can I just mention your whole Ethan AU with Red......... I adoreeee the detailing and everything about it

16- You take so much care of those around you girl!! ex: Drabble nonny’s masterlisttt, going through all the tags and updating everything!! all the positivityyyy

17- long combos queennn! love our detailed analysis conversations of small things and characters in choices, always a blast hearing your opinionnnn!

18- Also like, everytime we speak and you mention any sort of Turkish food you are eating, Kato is the best at making me hungry™ ;w; loll

19- inclusive 👏🏻 queen 👏🏻 who 👏🏻 makes 👏🏻 others 👏🏻 feel 👏🏻 welcomedddd 👏🏻

20- Seriouslyyyy! all the blogs you recommend and your ability to click with others and make them feel all the love!! Even introduce me to Red and Ellie some of the two most awesome peeps in this hellsiteeee xDD

21- Reddit trash like me //f for them dank times lmaoo

22- OMG AND CAN WE TALK ABOUT YOUR OC’s aND CONCEPTSS???? cos like, I know them for like two drabbles and what you've told me and everything about the world and build up has me hYPEDDD

23- #MakeKatoafamousauthor+bestdoctoe2k19challenge

24- Even though we both are busy™ I know she is around and she knows I am around if ever needing something, we stan friendship in this household ayeee!

25- aaaaaand finally I admire your kindness and how you feel for others, being attentive and thoughtful, a trait most people now days lack offf ^^

lmaooo andddd now that we reached the end I just wanted to really wish you a happy bday girl and I hope you are doing amazing <33 everyone go send Kato cute puppy pics because its what she d e s e r v e s

[willgayers]

hey! i know you said you mostly do reddie but i was wondering if you would be kind enough and do some stozier too.. maybe with stan being in love with richie but he not noticing it? let it be bc of eddie so there's reddie too :D

hey! its not a problem. :-) honestly i think this is a fun idea and even refreshing bc of all the reddie stuff i have to write so i feel like keeping this as up as series might help me with my writers block idk??? but yeah, there’s some reddie and also cheerleader!eddie warnings; drinking at the end but not heavy. also minor mentions of sex  

does any reddie shipper from the tag list want off of it with this fic? does any stozier shipper wanna get on it for this? tell me and i will grant your wish 

“So Eddie, are we gonna meet after school today?” Stanley asked Eddie as they were sitting on the school inner yard during lunch. “To work on the history project.”

“Shit, that was today?” Eddie asked, and Stan already knew what he was going to say, making his stomach drop a little with disappointment. Not only was he annoyed that Kaspbrak hadn’t really put any effort to the assignment that was a pair study, he was constantly blowing Stan off for Richie.

“Yeah, that was today. It’s Thursday.” Stan said.

“God, I’m sorry, but I promised to go to the movies with Richie.” He said.

“You can’t do that some other day?” Stan frowned.

“Can’t we work that assignment on like, Monday or something?” Eddie asked.

“It’s due Friday, Eddie!” Stanley was pissed off.

Before the brunette could answer, a third person joined their table.

“What’s cooking good looking?”

Richie wrapped his arms around Eddie from behind, snuggling his face to the crook of the shorter boy’s neck as Eddie giggled from the tickling feeling.

“Hey, Rich.” Eddie smiled, before the two of them exchanged a kiss.

Stanley just turned his gaze down, sticking his fork in to the carrot on his plate and guiding it to his mouth. During this, Richie had jumped to the other side of the bench, his hand lazily hanging around Eddie’s shoulder.

“Stan the Man!” Richie smirked, Stanley lifting his gaze.

“Hey,” he said.

“Why so broody?” Richie asked, his gaze sinking down to the plate in front of him. “Wow— I guess that’s why. What even is that?”

“It’s called potato smash, Richie.” Stan said. “With some chicken. And salad.”

“What, you trying to get in shape for some movie, superstar?” Richie laughed, and Stanley glanced away— he didn’t like to be laughed at, especially not by Richie. “I like what I’m seeing on Eddie’s tray more.”

Richie leaned to grab a cheese fry from the tiny cardboard box in front of Eddie.

“Come on, Rich. Stanley’s nice enough to finish the history assignment tonight so that I can hang out with you,” Eddie said, playing with the buttons of Richie’s flannel. Richie glanced at his boyfriend before he turned his gaze to Stanley, who had his mouth open from confusion.

“Is that so?” Richie asked, but his question went un-answered.

“Finish the history assignment?” Stan asked. “Eddie, you’ve barely written a sentence for it!”

“What? Come on, don’t be ridiculous,” Eddie said. “I’ve helped you.”

“Well if you considering texting your boyfriend and chuckling after each one helping,” Stan blurted out, the annoyance shining through from his voice.  

Eddie and Richie glanced at each other, a little confused.

“Chill out, Stanley,” Richie said.

“Whatever,” Stanley mumbled, getting up from the table. “Have fun at the movies.”

“Oh, come on Stan—” Eddie tried but the boy was already walking away.

—–—

Later that day Stanley was sitting in his room by his writing desk, his room dark and only lit by the yellow tiny lamp on the desk.

His hand moved on top of the paper as he kept on glancing at his laptop, reading the research he had gathered, when his doorbell rang.

He frowned as he dropped the pen to the paper and got up, before making his way downstairs and to the door.

And his eyes widened lightly at the sight.

“Richie?” He asked.

“Correct,” Richie nodded. “Can I come in?”

“Um…” Stanley mumbled.

“Oh, come on.” Richie said. “It’s not like I’m trying to sell you some poor handcraft or talk about our lord and savior.”

“Fine, come on in.” Stan said and stepped away from the door, Richie flashing him a smirk before he stepped in, glancing around the house immediately. Richie had actually never been at Stanley’s before; only seen his house from the outside, but this was because Uris didn’t exactly prefer guests.

“Nice house,” Richie commented, grabbing a porcelain goose from the vestibule table and turning it around in his hands, looking in from the hole underneath it.

“Aren’t you supposed to be with Eddie?” Stanley asked, leaning over to grab the goose from his hands and placing it back to the table.

“I’m on my way there,” Richie said. “I just wanted to stop by first.”

“Why?” Stanley frowned, crossing his arms in front of his chest.

“To give you this.” Richie said, leaning to pull something out of his back pocket before holding it out to Stan, who glanced at it.

“Are you serious right now?” Stan asked, staring at the ten dollar bill.

“It’s not fair you do all the work and get nothing in return.” Richie shrugged.

“You’re literally paying me to finish the assignment?” Stan asked.

“Yeah. And keep Eddie’s name in it, if your mind would considering taking it off.” Richie said. “Just take it.”

“I am not to be bought, Richie!” Stan blurted out.

“Oh, come on. We’re all friends here, Stanley. I’m not buying you— I’m simply just… being a nice person.” Richie said.

Stanley raised his brows.

“Fine.” He said. “You don’t want the money, don’t take it— I just thought it would be only fair if you—”

Stanley snatched the money from between Richie’s bony fingers fast, a smirk rising to Richie’s face.

“I knew it,” he said. “So, you’ll keep Eddie’s name in it?”

“I’ll keep Eddie’s name in it.” Stanley mumbled.

“Yay! You’re an angel, Uris.” Richie said, grabbing Stanley’s head and pressing a kiss to his forehead; this made Stanley’s stomach fill with butterflies.

“Whatever.” He still just murmured out, not showing any of the feelings inside of him.

“Order a pizza or something.” Richie said, walking over to the door and opening it. “It’s on me.”

He did the finger-guns at Stanley before clicking his tongue and walking out, pulling the door shut behind him— and Stan sighed, shook his head and made his way upstairs.  

—–—

The next day at school, Eddie and Richie were all over each other like usual.

“So Big Bill, that party happening tonight or not?” Richie asked.

The losers were hanging out at the bleachers during their skip-class.

“Yeah,” Bill said. “My pah-parents leave at eight.”

“Awesomeness!” Richie smirked. “You’re gonna give me and Eds your bedroom though, right?”

Eddie rolled his eyes as his boyfriend wiggled his eyebrows at him from above; Eddie was sitting between his legs on the lower bench.

“Hell no, T-Tozier. Tah—That’s disgusting.” Bill said.

“Whatever.” Richie said. “Guess we’re gonna have to settle for the bathroom again.”

He kissed Eddie as the brunette giggled, and all the other losers apart from Stanley just shook their heads with small smiles on their face.

Again? The word made Stanley’s stomach turn around; the idea of Richie and Eddie making out or doing God knows what at each party made him feel awful. He’d never really even thought of it; but was he stupid? Of course they were getting it on at every party. Why wouldn’t they?

“So who’s getting the beer?” Beverly then asked. “Stan, it’s your turn. Richie and I have done it already.”

Richie had made all the losers their own fake ID's— exactly for situations like these.

“Huh?” Stanley flinched back to the moment from glaring at the couple. “Me?”

“Beverly’s rah-right.” Bill said. “It’s your turn.”

Now Eddie and Richie pulled away from each other; well, from each other’s mouths at least.

“Ayeeee, Stanley!” Richie called out, loud.

“Honestly guys, I’m not sure I’m gonna make it.” Stanley shrugged.

“What?” Beverly asked. “You can’t just bail on us.”

Why not? Stanley wanted to answer. Eddie and Richie bailed on the movie night they were all supposed to have last month because they had “something better to do”, according to their words.

“Right,” The light-brown haired boy just only said. “I guess I won’t.”

“Yeah! Partyyyyy!” Richie called, nudging Stan’s back with his knee as he was sitting on the bench above him.

—–—

At the beginning of history class, Stanley was making some final marks to the assignment, when he heard a voice next to him.

 “So did you do it?” Eddie asked, and Stanley glanced up at him.

 “Uh-huh,” he said. 

 “And you’re not gonna, like… tell Mrs. Polly that…?” 

 “That I basically did this by myself?” Stanley asked, now lifting his gaze up to Eddie fully.

The brunette didn’t say anything.

 “I’m not,” Stan then mumbled, before going back to writing. “Even though you’d deserve it.”

He gave Eddie one more glare.

 “I know, and I’m sorry, okay?” He asked.

 “Whatever,” Stanley said, and he didn’t lift his gaze anymore until he saw Eddie not even staying to sit down next to him, but making his way to the front of the class where all the cheerleaders were.

—–—

Around 10PM, Stanley had arrived at the door of Bill’s with two bags of beer cans.

“Hey, Stan.” Bill smiled lightly.

“Hey,” Stan nodded, before walking in.

They made their way to the kitchen where the losers were, some pop song playing from the stereos, but not too loud, as there were already opened half eaten pizza boxes on the table.

“Finally!” Richie blurted out, rushing over to Stanley to grab the bags from him. The teens basically attacked the bags so that they would all get their own cans.

“Aren’t you gonna get one, Stan?” Ben asked, and Stanley glanced at him, before sighing and sitting down, grabbing one Bud Light to himself too.

An hour from that, the house was already bustling with people from their school; and of course, there was a circle of truth and dare going on in the living room.

“Truth or dare, Billy?” Richie asked, leaning back on his place as he sipped on his beer.

“Truth.”

“When’s the last time you jacked off?” Richie smirked, earning some chuckles from the people in the circle.

“W-what?” Bill blurted out.

“Yeah,” Richie said. “When’s the last time you jacked off.”

“Jesus, Richie, w-when’s the last time you?” Bill asked, annoyed with him.

“This morning.” The dark haired boy shrugged, and Eddie shook his head in amusement, next to his boyfriend, who winked at him.

“Well, Billy?” Richie then asked.  "Time’s ticking.“

Stan kinda felt bad for him; masturbating was a personal thing and not all were as open with it as Richie was.

“Tick tock tick tock tick toc—”

“Last night,” Bill finally said, a blush forming to his face.

“Nice.” Richie said. “Spin the bottle.”

Bill, still embarrassed, leaned to the middle of the circle to spin the bottle.

“Richie,” Bill said. “Truth or d—”

“Dare, obviously.” He said. “I’m not a wuss.”

Bill was a little disappointed; there was probably nothing for Richie to do that would be embarrassing for him.

“Oooo, can I pick one?” Beverly rushed to say, before turning her gaze to Bill. “I mean— if you don’t know one already.”

“Be my g-guest.” Bill said, holding his hand out.

“Well, it would be fair. You did kiss Bill earlier instead of the other way around,” Richie shrugged. “What is it, then?”

“You gotta choose one person— not Eddie— and lick salt off their lower tummy, take a tequila shot from their navel and then eat a lemon from their mouth.” Beverly said.

Stanley’s stomach sunk— oh my God, just don’t pick him.

“Pfffft, what kind of a dare is that?” Richie laughed. “That only sounds like fun!”

Eddie however didn’t look as impressed as he stared at his boyfriend, now gazing around the circle like some kind of an animal preying.

Stanley had turned his gaze away, trying not to make eye-contact; the way you do when teachers are looking for someone to volunteer and read the next chapter out loud.

“Stanley!”

The poor boy felt like someone threw a brick at his chest as he turned his head to face Richie, now smirking at him.

“What?” Stanley just blurted out.

“Shirt up! I choose you,” Richie said. Beverly was already getting the supplies.

“Na'ah, I’m not doing that,” Stanley shook his head.

“You kinda don’t have a say in that, though.” Richie said, before he crawled over to Stanley on his knees.

“Shirt up!” He commanded again, and Stanley glanced around again, all eyes of the circle focused on him now.

“Come oooonnnn, Stan. It’s not like I’m asking you to blow me.” Richie said, and the thought immediately blushed his cheeks as a few chuckled.

“Okay, that’s it,” Richie sighed and gently shoved Stanley to his back from his shoulders, and pulled his t-shirt up to his chest.

Stanley was shocked, only staring up at Richie with wide eyes as the boy first grabbed the salt from Beverly, and started to sprinkle it in a line on top of Stanley’s lower stomach, right between his V-line.

Then he grabbed the already filled shot glass, placed it on the navel, and last but not least;

“Open up.” Richie said, holding the slice of lemon in his hand.

Stanley knew it would do no good to fight back at this time, so he just sighed and opened his mouth, so that Richie could adjust the citrus in his mouth.

“Okay, everything ready?” Beverly asked.

“Yeah,” Richie said.

“Aaaand GO!” Beverly said, and Richie lowered his head down to Stanley’s stomach, and the second his tongue touched the skin of the boy on the floor, Stanley felt his breath hitch in his throat and his body go limb. People were cheering and clapping around them.

After that, Richie wrapped his lips around the shot glass and tilted his head back, the burning liquid falling down his throat, before he spat the glass down, and then, he stopped, smirking down at Stanley as his face hovered over his— Stanley’s head was spinning at this point— and then Richie placed his mouth down on his, grabbing the lemon with his lips and squeezing the fruit into his mouth, before he got up and wiped his mouth with the back of his hand.

“Mission completed.” He announced and people whistled and clapped as he made his way over to Eddie, who looked pissed off.  

“What?” Richie asked Eddie.

“Nothing.” Eddie shrugged. Richie didn’t pay much attention to that, because he was used to Eddie getting jealous over the tiniest of things. 

“Okay, Stanley, you can get up now, buddy.” Mike said from next to him and helped him get back up on his ass.

“Holy shit—” Beverly suddenly blurted out.

“What?” Stanley asked.

“Are you having a boner?”

All blood rushed down from Stanley’s face as he glanced down at his pants and the visible bulge on his beige chinos, and it was like straight from a nightmare where you’re standing naked in public and everyone’s laughing at you.

Because all the teens around did start to laugh.

“Holy shit, I am good!” Richie blurted out.

Stanley was embarrassed as hell, and he knew he should’ve ran the hell away from the situation already, but for some reason his feet couldn’t move.

Then he turned his gaze to Richie and Eddie— Eddie looked even more pissed off now, glaring at Richie who was clearly proud of himself.

And then Stanley jumped up and rushed upstairs, shoving people out of his way, the laughter still echoing in his ears before he locked himself in the bathroom, soon feeling the hot tears starting to leak out of his eyes.

@nopetaking @xbell22 @donthateonk8@stenbroughbros @reddiebrekmyheart @itsgreywaterrichie @donvex @blueeyespurpleskies@ageorgymi @oh-youre-the-worst@eddiekaaspbraak @oldfashionedvanilla @rissyq @richietoaster@edskasqbrak @waterlouis @wyattghouleff @urtury @bukiminajimu @kcutieeesblog@stansmansuris @adorefack @reddieaddict @icyeyes102@denbroughbill @graveyardshipper@taletellingsir @anxiety-freak-yuuri @rheddie

[placebomind]

Every year on tumblr people talk about how sucky the year has been and that’s true but I’m not gonna forget the good things.

Tagged by @cinnamintts tyty

sorry if this annoys anyone but im not doing anything tonight so might as well look back on the year in a positive light!

January - This year I started of playing a lot of video games! I remember playing the multiplayer of portal with my close friend Theo and i was also playing loz:oot on my own time. I also had a crush on theo at this time, mostly mistaking my love for him as a friend (of 5 years) as romantic attraction. my apes class also had a field trip to the smithsonian museum of natural history and i love that place. So.... i started the year off pretty well

February - Honestly, I cant remember much... but my sister had come visit me in maryland for spring break (she goes to dental school so her breaks are earlier). and i remember trying to show her bf this game called papers please and it was cool, i guess. my apes class went on another field trip to the national aquarium in baltimore, which was really fun because i got to see really cool animals and spend time with my close friends. also i got my first college acceptance to UMD: College Park! 

March - this is when all the college decisions started rolling in... and to be honest, i didnt get into any of my top colleges (hopkins & usc) so my soul was a little crushed (but im good lmao). I got into some really good colleges, which i try not to brag about but im definitely proud of myself for working so hard in school.

April - nothing really happened besides non-stop studying for APs the next month. by studying, i mean i only studied for BC calc and gave up on all my other APs lmao. but also this month I had a field trip for my anatomy class and a bunch of the medsci kids at my school. we went to an anatomy gift registry near baltimore and we got to see real human organs up close. we even got to see a body. i dont think i learned anything, but it was an experience to die for. it was crazy to see how we can damage our bodies whether its shattering your skull after drinking and driving, smoking, drinking, or whatever else we do to harm ourselves. i guess it was an eye opener, but honestly it hasnt stopped me from doing the shit i do.

May - this was the month of aps! and prom! and my final month of high school! as soon as aps were over, i had prom and..... i didnt have a great time. its pretty stupid because i thought theo was gonna ask me to prom (and he was), but another girl showed immediate interest in him and that was it... anyways, i went to prom with nicole, my best friend, and ana, a friend, mostly because we sat next to each other in bc calc. i kinda wish i had a bigger group of friends in high school to go with, but i guess its over with. also school ended, so it meant tea-do trips whenever i wanted. I made new friends at the end of the year, as i always do and could never keep in touch with them. anyways i have a lot of good memories associated with the end of the school year. from painting ceiling tiles, spending hours at teado with evi because it had become our place, and feeling the comfort of familiarity of olney and rockville.

June - this month was wild.... so uh first time getting high, graduation, and first kiss with a boy, sex with a boy, then first kiss with a girl then sex with her also?? I feel like i lived my teen recklessness phase all in the month of june. i also spent the summer with my dad in philly, but my dad and i arent close but i know hes a good man. graduation was kinda horrible, but lets not dwell on that. lets talk about that girl lmao so she was my summer, i sorta regret it but at the same time, i learned a lot about myself over the course of the summer while being with her.

July - so mild heartbreak happened here, again not dwelling on this. anyways, i went back to maryland to visit my friends, and i got to see evi, nicole, abbey, family, and some other people for the last time in maryland. its crazy the last time i saw my friends was july. probably the fondest memory i have is hanging out with evi the day before she flew to vietnam. we went to teado then we went to this bargain second hand bookstore and it was really cool! i also went to a bunch of places with nicole, including rio and we got puffles together. and i even went with her to get her first tattoo along with her sister and another friend from hs. when i got back to philly, my sister and i spent the day in princeton, nj and honestly it was so beautiful, wish i was smart enough to go there :p

august - so this was another rollercoaster of a month. so i got asked to be that girl’s (from june) gf. and i basically talked to her all summer and it was so up and down. it was hard but i was happy. and so i went to see her a handful of times and this girl ends up breaking up with me at the end of the month so that was gr8. 

september - this month was absolute shit because i basically got cut off bc my mom figured out i was gay .-. but uh i met nicole! (a different one from the one i mentioned earlier) and yeah shes the good thing that came out from this month! we became fast friends and yeah shes one of my new friends in california. and im very glad to have met her!! <3

october - i got my first real job scooping ice cream at baskin robbins. and honestly its waaaay more work than you think it would be. but im still working there now and its gotten way easier and i dont get yelled at as often anymore. i went to a halloween party and met some of nicoles friends and theyre pretty cool people.

november - so the only thing i can really remember was a friendsgiving i went to. and met more new people and yeah! 

december - my birth month ayeeee. this hasnt been a great month but one thing that i got to do was hang out with my best friend from when i was 11. we had lost touch a long time ago and honestly she isnt my favorite person, but its nice to see a familiar face and we have so many memories and im an extremely nostalgic person.

Tagging @soshimochi @indie-introvert @floweryqueenofhell @emmasato @fluorescent-starss @irockbequiet @diamondandthemarlnas and @ anyone else who wants to do this

[astrofireworks]

Kk (possible binu story here we go) so my friend works at a small convenience store and apparently there was this really cute guy that came in once to go to the bathroom so she was like yeah I'll never see him again bUt HE came back and he kept coming back to buy the randomest things and talk to her and then once he walked up to the counter and put five dollars down and asked if he had enough to get her number and they've been on one date so far and they're really cute emergersh

ADSJFHKSDJ THIS IS SO CUTE AND PURE I’M !!!!!!!!!!!!! it’s here it’s your local binu trash coming through w ur daily binu post 

also @binsmoon was talking about a Best Hit AU ehehehehe when you mentioned convenience store I thought of this one scene and their gs25 commercial ayeeee ok to differentiate Myungjun & Eunwoo’s MJ I’ll label Eunwoo as MJ™ 

“Here’s your vest and here’re the keys and yes there you go buddy now you’re prepared" 

Bin shaking because wow his manager seems very blasé 

I mean, he’s been through a training session already so he more or less knows how everything works but 

That's 

That’s it? 

No warnings or ?????

At Bin’s mildly confused look, the manager sighs heavily and pats him on the back 

@ Bin: “Try and last as long as you can, buddy" 

Bin, now slightly terrified: 

@ Bin: “if someone in a hood comes in and you think he’s a celebrity don’t say a single word" 

Bin, now not-so-slightly terrified: 

@ Bin: “ok yep bye" 

Bin, with his vest on, standing behind the counter, staring at a display of banana milk & minion tic tacs: “oh good lord" 

He’s not prepared for this and he’ll never be 

MJ™’s dumbfounded 

It’s literally the second time this week his manager’s had a stomachache on the road & they’ve had to stop at the road side 

He peers suspiciously out the window 

Huh a convenience store 

Recoils because he remembers that last time he went to a convenience store 

Ok but what are the chances it’ll happen again???? 

His CEO should have solved whatever the heck went down 

Also this is an entirely different chain so really he shouldn’t have a problem 

He stretches a bit, grabs his wallet and hops off the car, slapping sunglasses & a black face mask on 

Can’t have anyone recognising MJ™ when he’s on a mission to collect all the limited edition minion tic tac bottles 

Huh he’s heard that the banana milk he did a CF for sold really well maybe he should get some too 

MJ™ pushing open the door and- 

"Hi hello welcome to GS25" 

A really nice voice 

MJ™ peers past his sunglasses 

A cute boy !!!! 

Who’s currently wringing his hands and staring at MJ™ 

MJ™ wincing because he hopes this boy doesn’t recognise him 

Turning away to look for that one minion tic tac box he doesn’t have 

Fhskdhsjhd the worst thing about wearing a face mask with glasses / sunglasses is that when you breathe it fogs up your glasses 

MJ™: heck it 

MJ™ removing the damn sunglasses and mask because choosing these boxes are impORTANT 

Bin being frozen because 

Um ???????????? 

A man in a hood & sunglasses & face mask

Either a celebrity or a criminal 

Bin peers at the man’s jeans and shoes 

Huh

Nice jeans, nice shoes

Probably not a criminal???????

But he might have stolen those 

Might be a criminal???????

But before he decides, the man turns around again, looking at the banana milk display 

Wait

W a i t 

That face

Is the one 

On the banana milk display 

Bin watching as the man warily picks up a banana milk packet and squints at it 

Bin trying to peer at the banana milk display to see if anyone’s put the guy’s name there 

"MJ™”? ???? 

Nah but he looks different 

This one looks a little chubbier and softer 

And looks slightly taller 

Right ????

MJ™ turning around and seeing the cashier squinting at him 

Oh shit did he get recognised? 

He tugs his hood lower over his eyes and walks up to the cashier, depositing his minion tic tacs and banana milk and pulling out some cash

Bin shrugging and scanning the man’s items 

Even if this were MJ™, his manager told him not to say anything so 

But if it isn’t, wow Bin would Tap That 

Eyelashes longer than Bin’s lifespan and bright, bright eyes 

Also soft cheeks that Bin really wants to poke 

Look at them

So soft 

It’s only when the receipt machine beeps that Bin tears his eyes away from the man's 

Wow 

Truly a blessing 

He guesses that if it were really MJ™ he truly is a famous idol singer for a reason 

As MJ™ swings the door closed Bin slumps on his high chair near the cashier 

Truly about to weep 

He’ll never see this beautiful man again, whether or not he’s MJ™ 

MJ™ slumps in his car seat too 

Wow 

He’ll highkey never see the cute cashier guy again 

He felt the cashier’s eyes on him the whole time he was in the store

I mean he was highkey uncomfortable at first but 

The cashier didn’t say anything other than his welcome, goodbye and his total 

So perhaps he didn’t recognise MJ™

But wow 

Reddish brown fringe peeking out from under a backwards cap 

Bright, cat-like eyes 

Shiny, MJ™’s brain notes 

You like shiny things, MJ™’s brain continues 

You like this boy, MJ™’s brain concludes 

Flustered, MJ™ scowls and buries himself deeper in his car seat 

Dammit 

He’ll never see him again though 

MJ™ didn’t even think to look at his name tag so now he can’t even google him 

MJ™ groans 

And groans again the next day because wow truly does his manager never go to the toilet before leaving the broadcast station? 

Until the car slows and he peers outside 

GS25 

Again? 

MJ™ grabs his wallet and clambers out of the car, hollering at his manager that he’d be getting them drinks only to receive a pained nod in reply 

MJ™ strolling into GS25, heart pounding disproportionately hard 

Bin looking up from where he’s reading the latest episode of Tower of God and standing up to greet whoever it is

I highly recommend Tower of God it’s an amazing webtoon

And being stunned because wow here’s maybe-MJ™ here again?????

Bin mumbling out a hello in shock because like

What were the chances ???????? 

The angel is here again????????? 

MJ™ buying milk this time and casually sneaking a look 

Many looks 

At (squints) 운민?

(Squints slightly more) 운빈?

(Squints more) 문빈? 

Bin feeling a little self conscious because wow he’s only here reading his webtoon but

Maybe-MJ™ is squinting in his general direction 

So he coughs politely and asks, “Can I help you?" 

Cue MJ™ flushing red and going "no no no no” and marching up to the counter and handing Bin his milk 

Bin thinks his blush is really very cute 

it stars with maybe-MJ™’s ears and slowly slides down his cheeks 

cheeks that Bin would really like to kiss 

Bin: uh ok anywAY

Bin: “yes ok your total will be 3.4k w" 

MJ™ sliding his milk back across the counter and taking his change and coughing 

Bin: 

MJ™: "uh yes do you happen to have this minion tictac box it’s the only one I don’t have" 

Bin:

Bin:

Bin: oh my god he’s a minion fanatic 

Bin: dammit well nobody’s perfect

Bin: "uh yes hold on I’ll go look in the back for you" 

Looking in the back entails MJ™ trailing Bin to the back of the store to get a ladder & trailing him back to the front to check the boxes at the very top of the shelves 

Also entails MJ™ enjoying a nice view of Bin climbing a ladder because holy shit this boy is fit

Also entails MJ™ blushing when Bin catches sight of him staring 

Bin climbing down with the right tic tac box and heading over to the cashier to ring MJ™ up 

MJ™ staring the whole way because wow cashier boy looks different when he doesn’t have a cap on 

His fringe is combed away from his forehead and he looks older, somehow 

Bin: 

Bin:

Bin: "yeah I’ve heard that quite often apparently it makes me look smarter too" 

MJ™ spluttering because wow he said that out loud???? 

Gre a t jo b MJ™ 

Bin: "ok but to be fair I think you look better without your mask too" 

MJ™: 

MJ™: blushing 

Wow truly he needs to stop blushing whenever Bin says something 

There’s absolutely no reason 

He knows he’s beautiful

Just that 

Hearing it from Bin???????? 

Makes his heart do backflips and scream 

MJ™ casually sliding on sunglasses and rolling his way out of GS25 

Bin staring after him and wondering if that was to cover up the fact that maybe-MJ™ was turning very alarmingly red from blushing 

MJ™’s manager staring at the milk packets in his hand

"You know we have like boxes of these free back at the company after your CF with them you don’t have to go to GS25 for them”

MJ™: 

MJ™: “yes well”

MJ™: “what if I’m going for a different reason”

Manager: low-key freaking out because !!!!! what if MJ™ met someone in there and they recognised him and The Incident happened again !!!!!!!!

Manager: also catches sight of MJ™’s new minion tic tac box 

Oh

Oh well NEVERMIND then 

Best leave MJ™ to collect them by himself 

MJ™ tapping away at his phone trying to find social media accounts with the name Moon Bin

Because there’s no way he’s letting such a fine man pass by without doing something 

MJ™ finding out that he’s only a year younger than MJ™ is and that he photographs really well holy shit because all the photos of Bin he finds are A+++ 

Bin crying in GS25 because wow two days in a row is already a good streak what are the chances that maybe-MJ™ will visit again

Close to never probably 

Next day passes and while Bin’s harbouring a small hope for it, it’s quickly shattered when his shift is over and maybe-MJ™ doesn’t appear 

Isn’t sad or anything nope not at all

:-( 

Day after though, 

MJ™: “manager, stop the car pls" 

Manager: wow ok I don’t even have a stomachache what does he want 

MJ™ grabbing his wallet and hopping out of the car 

Manager, yelling out the window: "don’t gET THE DAMN BANANA MILK" 

MJ™, bursting into GS25: GOTTA GET THE BANANA MILK

Bin: 

Bin: 

Bin: aiyah 

And so he rings up two banana milks and a minion tic tacs 

(He wanted to rip the display out of its base the first day he started working but if it’s what keeps maybe-MJ™ coming back then damn what the world thinks of minions, he’ll keep them just for MJ™) 

MJ™ humming in happiness because he finally got the last minion tic tac box in the collection 

Through no help of Bin’s at all nope he totaly didn’t place an order last night for that last remaining box on the chain’s supply site at all nope 

:–) 

MJ™ realising that this

This is it

This is the last minion box in the collection he doesn’t need to stop by GS25 again

And he wants to say something but his manager honks and MJ™ casts one last look at Bin, smiles charmingly, winks then runs out

Bin nearly has a heart attack 

He thought maybe-MJ™ would protecc but he attACC

Bin’s on a cloud for the rest of the day, truly 

Wow that smile

Crinkly eye smile

Beautiful teeth 

wow i’m so sorry i keep inserting visual aids today but !!!! somE BEAUTIFUL THINGS MUST BE SHARED

Bin, chinhands while thinking about MJ™ & sighing dreamily 

When the store is empty he totally doesn’t talk to the MJ™ banana milk display at all 

Totally not at all

"Hey handsome,,,,,,,,,,,," 

"So uh are you mistaken for MJ™ a lot" 

"If you are,,,,,,,," 

"Haha what does MJ™ stand for,,,,,,,,,, Mr 잘생겼어,,,,,,,,,,,," 

Bin, whacking himself in the head because wow truly this is so dumb he’s so dumb

Doesn’t stop him from looking up excitedly every time someone comes in the store though 

And three days later at the very tail end of Bin’s shift when he’s totally given up hope of seeing maybe-MJ™ again 

MJ™ slides into the store 

MJ™ slapping down a five thousand won note and eyeing Bin 

Bin blinking because son????? 

Bin: "uh I can ring up banana milk but I need you to bring the packets to me so I c-" 

MJ™: "no" 

Bin: ??????????

MJ™, already feeling a flush creep up his neck: "uh" 

MJ™: "is this enough" 

MJ™: "to uh buy your number??????" 

Bin thinks he needs to take a seat 

Bin, coughing to buy time 

MJ™: o my god he doesn’t really want to give me his number he was just being a polite employee the whole time 

Bin, sliding back the five thousand won note after a while

MJ™ crying internally already because wow truly he’s just made a fool of himself time to never step into another GS25 ever again 

Bin: "only if this is enough to buy yours" 

MJ™:

MJ™:

MJ™, eventually unfreezing and laughing in relief and huffing: "well see my number is really expensive but I’d be willing to give it to you along with an autograph in exchange for a date" 

MJ™ trying to cover up the fact that he’s basically floundering inside 

Bin, chinhands @ MJ™ and blinking his bright eyes and smiling 

lmk why when i google moonbin chinhands it’s just pictures of seungjun

Wow truly MJ™’s so so so weak already for his smile but then he remembers Bin hasn’t replied

tsk of course he says yes

He’ll probably say yes to anything MJ™ asks let’s be real

Go on a date with MJ™? yeah sure

Get married to MJ™?? Hell yeah 

Kill a man for MJ™?? Bin is down for it 

Same Binnie same

good lord i’m so in love with both eunwoo and moonbin someone stop me 

[rhettmcmuffin]

my mum vs. the world of tumblr (aka my rhink shrine)...

omfg so i was just casually on my laptop on tumblr scrolling through the rhink tags and all the nsfw stuff and changing my blog appearance so it looks better and my mum chirps in (she’s sat like a metre behind me on the sofa as we are in the lounge) and goes “..umm..Tab..is that good mythical morning you’re watching??” me: “uhm..yeah..i’m just on tumblr actually..why??” and she goes “are they gay??? it just looks a bit weird how they’re in those suits together…” (she saw me looking at the gimp suit gifs of them highkey bumming eachother) and i’m just there like (obviously in my head i know they’re fuckin gay asf) ,, quite defensively/angrily but quite flustered…“..mUm!1!! uhm no!!!! they’re both married and have kids….and this is just a challenge they’re doing,,,..” then my oldest sibling, my sister, just butts in and goes “what??? to each other????” and i’m just over here blushing a lot like ughghhh i knew she’d be watching me…what if she saw all my nsfw stuff and how i saved almost every manip i saw in the tags?!? sHIT. like,,, stop asking me stuff fuck off.. but anyways,, i just reply, again, angrily,, “uhm!!!! no??? to separate women..” and then the conversation fades away thank god and that’s settled…

uhm yeah that just happened. great. now i’m scared they’re gonna judge me now for just being obsessed w/ this ship and devoting like every spare second i have to it..and that she won’t buy me anymore merch when it’s due…so sHit. but o well!! hopefully i set her straight (ayeeee no pun intended..ok maybe it was..lolzor) and lmao i’ll just say, because of how uncomfortable it was, when my mum asked me this i immediately turned the laptop away and physically turned my entire existence to the other side of the chair as my blog was still in her eye sight…lmao welp. awkward times amirite…

here’s a spicy question to my followers; has anything like this ever happened to u?!? w/ either like ur family, relatives or friends?? lmao i highly doubt i’m the only one. i mean it is pretty much impossible to not go onto tumblr and not see anything gay..especially if you’re literally me ,, an intellectual,, who runs a freaking gay blog..but anyway that’s for another day..I’ve already exposed myself enough lmao; soo time for u ppl.