#but mostly i really do read Rebecca as straight lol
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lunar-years ¡ 1 year ago
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keeley x rebecca thoughts… do you see the vision? and there’s so much potential for a better keeley storyline in season 3, one where she isn’t isolated from the rest of the main cast
the main reason I can't get fully behind Keeley/Rebecca is that Rebecca is SO straight to me. like if KEELEY - gorgeous smart talented charismatic electric KEELEY JONES - can basically beg to kiss you, compliment your tits and action figurery arms, never miss an opportunity to tell you how great you are AND suggest you invade France together while staring at you in loving awe and you don't fold AT ALL??? You don't even BEND?! I'm simply forced to remember straight people exist ig because WHOMST amongst us has that kind of resolve 😞
that said I think they'd be incredibly gorgeous and sexy together. They also have one of my very favorite relationships on the show (i just personally see it as a very devoted platonic one). The writers knew keeley/rebecca as a couple would be far too powerful ig idk
(i actually feel largely the same about Ted/Trent [well, minus the part about them being sexy together i refuse to examine ted in a sexual manner im sorry 🙅‍♀️]. I just think Ted is SO straight. That's a straight man to me. I'm sorry Trent :( )
as for Keeley's s3 storyline separating her from basically every other main cast member and character relationship we care about .............yikes!
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ms-demeanor ¡ 1 year ago
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i really liked OJST in the mid-2010s but i didn’t stop reading cause of the cuck comic - wasn’t there also a comic erika moen wrote about (functionally) harassing lesbians with her now-husband?
In the mid 2010s closet-keys criticized one of Erika Moen's early diary comics and described Erika Moen as "Reassuring a cishet partner that it’s totally okay to use hate speech towards wlw at Pride" and condoning the harassment and fetishization of lesbians because of a 2007 comic that she had made as part of a webcomic she had written about gender and her interactions with her queerness.
The hate speech in question is the partner asking "are you sure you want to hold my hand with all these dykes around?" while they are pretty clearly at a Dyke Day event during pride, and the reassurance that 'it's totally okay to use hate speech toward wlw' is Erika responding "sweetie, I'm proud to be with you."
The comic is still up with a disclaimer that it was written at a different time, and I know that's probably not going to fly with a lot of people but if you were a bi woman in the early to mid 2000s it was pretty common to use statements like "lol yeah i'm into women my boyfriend is fine with it as long as I take pictures" to diffuse the biphobia from straight people AND to say shit like "I'm not a party bi, I actually love pussy, thanks" to diffuse the biphobia from queer people. (if you were a bi guy in the early to mid 2000s i'm sorry and I'm sorry now because we got LUG but that mostly went away and you *still* have to deal with the "gay in waiting" bullshit).
That comic ends with Erika and her partner looking at a woman and saying "I'd totally do her" while the woman thinks "pigs" and if you think that means that they literally sat on the street and vocally commented about lesbians passing by them or that they condone harassing lesbians (in, I cannot stress this enough, a diary comic written by someone in their early twenties who is realizing they are occasionally interested in some men some of the time after identifying as a lesbian their whole life), then I'm gonna go ahead and recommend signing up for some variety or other of literary analysis class. Do we think that Erika is seriously implying that she is going to make her boyfriend gay if she fucks him in this comic from a year later?
If this comic bothers you and you see it as a straight-passing couple giving the go-ahead to harass lesbians, you do you, I'm not saying you have to read the comic or enjoy Erika Moen.
I am saying it's a bit of a stretch, though, and certainly the least charitable explanation possible, and that we should probably give people some space to say awkward things about their sexuality and to make missteps when discussing it in their early twenties and not call them lesbophobic fifteen years after the fact for a college comic.
Moen also gets called transphobic because she has described trans men as adorable/cute in a way that could be read as patronizing in one comic and because she made a comic about wearing a packer for fun and for sexual gratification with her cis male partner as a cis woman.
Appropriately, all of these things feel very "late twenty teens tumblr callout post."
If it bugs you, you don't have to read the comics but I've talked about Moen before and I've gotten the anons in my inbox calling me lesbophobic for recommending her comic when in 2007 she made a comic about catcalling lesbians and condoning street harassment.
Which is frustrating because Erika Moen writes a comic about sex toys that has incredible body and gender diversity and is interested in making sure that people of all sexualities are having safe, enjoyable sex and talking openly about it. This is Rebecca Sugar condones war crimes level discourse over a creator who makes a genuinely good comic and gets dismissed as cringe by people who hate open discussions of sex and gets dismissed as a bigot (in ways that I think are incredibly unfair given the vast majority of her work) among people who *claim* to love open discussions of sex but who *actually* love witch hunts.
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steve0discusses ¡ 2 years ago
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Ep 44 Pt 1: It Took 3 Damn Seasons For These Two to Meet
I’m not dead! (though my schedule and my long covid fatigue would imply otherwise) So lets procrastinate my other responsibilities and talk about Yugioh.
Seto is still stalled out like my car in the winter.
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And the show decided just out of the blue that Seto has right to the throne although he’s the cousin to the Pharaoh...he’s not Yami’s older brother. That’s not really how the birthright of Kings work, last I checked. Now if Seto had married Yami’s Mother? That I know is a clear birthright steal. But uh, last I checked BEWD was not Yami’s Mom, although I would accept that headcanon.
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Blue Eyes White Dragon is often shortened to BEWD and it sounds very funny to me so I apologize if I use BEWD too much. But I mean...
(read more under the cut)
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But like, Seto has a girlfriend, so he’s allowed to sit at the adult table at Thanksgiving. Meanwhile, Yami’s gonna have to be stuck babysitting because it’s not like he’s gonna be official with either of the two powerful women that he’s inferred to be dating. Like either the Dark Magician girl, or Tea, make your pic, both are godlike.
Or Rebecca, we can count her, too, she’s like a PHD graduate at like 12 and weirdly powerful for no reason. Also, knowing this show, she may have dated several of these people without them knowing so she’d be down.
Anyway, point is, neither Seto or Yami are the Blue Eyes White Dragon so who cares if they are connected to her? If Kissara needs to inherit the throne, she’s right over there, don’t even bother going through Seto. And youknow that’s just the show making a poor analogy for playing cards. Did they intend for it to come out that way? Probably not, but also Kissara isn’t a paper card here, she’s like a real ass woman, despite the zero personality they gave her so far this season.
So Aknadin shakes his head and was like “This isn’t how you treat your not-a-girlfriend, guys” and in one motion decided pull a Mokuba. But, instead of stealing those little star chips from season one in the middle of a card game, he just straight up stole Seto and it was very funny.
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Like look at seto’s little feet in that image there haha. Seto’s just been tossed around this season place to place like a ping pong ball.
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And then Bakura was like “I’m not done yet, I can do THIS!” and they watched this thing mozy down a hole at like a snail’s pace.
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They just watched it slowly descend and were like “... huh. Why didn’t I think of that?”
So Yami whips off his VR headset (well, metaphorically) in order to share his grievances back at the game table. Mostly to dump on Bakura that this game isn’t any fun.
Which is shockingly low standards, we are talking about Yami.
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And before I ever had to update the Death count, turns out Seto Kaiba is just fine.
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I have no idea why he’s back in the city, don’t think about it, I don’t think it will ever be explained. So he wanders around lost, like he does about 80% of the time on a normal day. Just kinda wanders hoping Roland picks him up at some point.
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And when a kid runs directly through his own body he starts to connect the dots about the ancient Egyptian clothing, housing, and general lack of electricity and wheels.
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Which is when we finally have them meet.
That’s right, it’s been a while.
Seasons, so many seasons ago, Seto had a dream about the perfect woman, who was also coincidentally dead in his arms, and for so many years we assumed (ok I was the only one who assumed this) that Yugioh’s creators knew that they could in no way ever put these two people in the same exact room.
And then they did. Because Yugioh will never let you write fanfiction, they already do it for you. That’s right, modern Seto Kaiba ran into past Kissara in an alleyway and so lets get a gist of their true love conversation.
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And no, that isn’t just me making a joke in the cap, Seto immediately says to this stranger “Girl, I saw you die. In my arms.” and she was like “lol”
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And uh that was it. Again, a HUGE leap of romance for Seto Kaiba. This is truly the most romantic he’s been on this show so I can’t dock it too much. But I will dock it somewhat because it’s been so many seasons of leadup, hahaha!
I’ll have you know my bro was like “wow you stan Kissara so much” and I was like “mmm pretty sure I don’t” and he was like “uh you gave her so much more dialogue than in the actual show” and he’s not wrong. Maybe I do stan Kissara. If anything, I stan her being the true Pharaoh of Egypt.
So she’s gonna run off to find the correct Seto. But yes, she did look future Seto Kaiba directly in the eyes when he said “why should I believe you?” and say “I don’t care.”
so that’s about it for this half of this episode that took me........what 7 years to write? I’ve been having fatigue problems, long covid’s a beast, so updates will be whenever they are, but as always, thanks for y’alls patience about it.
And uh, have a little teaser for the next half:
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Ohhh yeah that’s right, we gonna do a maze!
And as always here’s a link to read these in chrono order from the beginning if you just got here, and want to see exactly how many posts are in between when Seto hallucinated Kissara and actually met Kissara.
https://steve0discusses.tumblr.com/tagged/yugioh/chrono
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smallboyonherbike ¡ 1 year ago
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Hello! What songs are you listening to/obsessed with these day? I'm looking for songs for my running playlist ^_^
OOOOH you might regret asking w how many songs i'm about to list lol but i pulled a selection mostly 2023 from my daily playlist, which is generally all upbeat anyways so hopefully good for running (tho i have not run in years so ymmv lol)
i will not be offended if you don't end up liking any, but if you do i love being a human music algorithm always. or also if you like a song you can look at the full album. or if you (or anyone reading) use apple music, i can send you my playlist links but i realize most ppl are on spotify. oh ALSO these are mostly straight ahead pop but i also get into a lot of dance/EDM i can rec separate
-read your diary - mĂĽneskin (been a bit obsessed since their eurovision and this one's a fave from their new album)
-maybe you're the problem - ava max (one of my common musical loves is "the next album for one hit wonder artists who many ppl thought quit music years ago" - she did sweet but psycho but i REALLY love her latest album, v cohesive dance pop)
-somebody i fucked once - zolita (listened to her bc i heard she was friends w gay youtubers and then was like how did i miss this lesbian pop girl where have i been)
-flowers - joan (i think they're an algorithm find, i know nothing about them but love the music)
-can't tame her - zara larsson (another swedish "one hit wonder" who is killing it, i got DEEPLY obsessed w her album poster girl and this is her new single)
-sick to my stomach - rebecca black (the ultimate one hit wonder lol except as an adult she is making fantastic hyperpop)
-running out of time - paramore (i figure everyone has heard the new paramore but also i live in a bubble where my faves are the most famous in the world idk anyways love it)
-tu t'en iras - la zarra (older song but she did eurovision this year for france)
-one that got away - MUNA (i will devour anything MUNA does but really enjoy this single)
-take me away - meet me @ the altar (this is a cover of the lindsay lohan band song in freaky friday and it still slaps!! also love this band as modern black girl pop punk)
-over - CHVRCHES (i just really like CHVRCHES always)
-easy - misterwives (ditto, 2020 album possibly changed my life)
-body do - chloĂŤ (everyone is calling her a flop and it makes me SAD bc i enjoy her solo music!!! tho to be fair it doesn't quite live up to chloe x halle as a whole album)
-heart wants what it wants - bebe rexha (i liked her new album way more than i expected to)
-feed the beast - kim petras (i like the whole album so hard to pick but it's a good one)
-missin u - tori kelly (she's going an r&b / y2k direction whereas she was more singer songwriter / belting type before and it's v fun!!)
-c'est la vie - MIKA (just released, i got re-obsessed w MIKA after he hosted eurovision in 2022 and new french MIKA is exactly what i needed)
OKAY enough for now lol
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blackbird-brewster ¡ 2 years ago
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So sorry you have dual illnesses rn and I hope you feel better soon! What's your take on some of the fandom assuming that Emily outed Tara to the team? It seems like everyone except JJ already knew when Emily told her, leading me to think that we didn't see Tara telling the others.
Oh god, I have complained about this endlessly to my partner. YES, I understand that PERHAPS Tara told everyone else and JJ was simply the last to know.... BUT that still doesn't change the fact the viewers literally saw this...(we're going to look at this through a cishet lens because let's be honest, the show is mostly consumed by cishets who wouldn't understand queer nuances here.) 1) Emily sees Tara smiling at a woman and IMMEDEATLY 'clocks it'
Why I hate it: The fucking jokey line of 'Ohhh you two are SO a thing!' is just really annoying to me. CISHETS DO NOT DO THIS???? Like we all fucking laugh about 'they're just gals being pals!' Cishet people go out of their way to explain two women being close to each other, they don't INSTANTLY see two women just SMILING at each other and go 'Oh you're dating!?' "But Kit! It's because Emily is gay!" No. Emily is NOT canonically queer. As far as any of us know, Emily is canonically STRAIGHT, so this in itself was a type of forced-outing. This entire 'coming out' scene with Emily was unnecessary. Why did someone else have to 'clock it'??? Why couldn't they just have Tara say "Hey, Emily...if Rebecca is going to help us out, cards on the table. We're dating." << This makes the coming out part Tara's CHOICE. 2) "Oh we're so going to give you shit about this" - Emily
Why I hate it: It really read as "We're going to give you shit about DATING A WOMAN" and I fucking hateeeee it. They could have EASILY made the line more specific "Can't believe you've been dating and we didn't know!" Like??? Why do they need to make jokes about giving her shit???? Queer people get bullied and teased (and assaulted and murdered) just because they're queer. The whole "haha Tara's coming out is going to be a point of joking in the team!" is such garbage imo. It's really damaging in the implication that her dating a woman should be joked about AT ALL. I know people reading this will say "Oh, but the team always teases each other when they date people!" Sure, they tease STRAIGHT people about it. But the implications of teasing Tara (A BLACK QUEER WOMAN) AT ALL is completely unnecessary. 3) "Did you say...girlfriend?" - JJ
Why I hate it: YES I 100% felt like this was Emily just casually outing Tara. And I really hate how they used that as a 'punchline' moment. All the press releases talked about how JJ/Tara worked as the only two following up on ALL consults for a YEAR. That to me indicates out of any of the team who might have ALREADY know...it would be JJ???? "But Tara probably already told everyone else!" Okay, AGAIN... let's look at this through the lens of the main viewership (cishets).... they aren't going to get that nuance or come to that possibility. They're going to see this scene and be like "LOL this was a funny punchline!" or "Wow, outing people is a fun joke!" No, FUCK THAT. It would NOT have been that hard to INSTEAD, have Tara bring Rebecca into the round table room and preface it with 'This is Rebecca from the DOJ, who is also my girlfriend, but that's unimportant right now...." Personally, I think a lot of (queer) fans are desperately trying to look at Tara's coming out as a 'perfect' scene. But y'all do know that even if you enjoy a piece of media, even if you're hyped that Tara is canonically queer.... YOU CAN STILL REMAIN CRITICAL of how that was played out in canon!!!! I mean the very next episode they have Rebecca and Tara moving in together or the 'u-haul' stereotype. It is ESTABLISHED that Rebecca doesn't HAVE to move back to the city (if she stays with Tara in Virginia) so why not just have that?? Sure it's a commute, but she's going to have a commute either way???? If they had been dating longer than 'a couple of months' and were talking about moving in together, I'd probably be okay with that??? But I really felt like it was YET ANOTHER stereotype being played out and I just....I'm tired, y'all. I'm so tired of seeing most queer media play out in harmful stereotypes. I don't know why it's so impossible to just have queer characters who have regular, healthy, wholesome relationships?? (Probably because MOST showrunners/producers/writers are cishet and don't understand that these relationships exist....but that's a whole other rant post in itself) So, Anon.... I guess to answer your question: Yes, I feel like Emily outed Tara and I'm quite angry at how that's played out. (I haven't watched E3, but as far as I know....Tara never (on-camera) came out to anyone else???) >> [More Thoughts] [About Tara's] [Coming Out] << These are my opinions. You're allowed to have other points of view, but make your own post. Because I'm not here for discourse.
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crystal-moon-101 ¡ 4 years ago
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Generator Rex - Rewrite!
So I’ve mentioned and drawn things tied to my rewrite of Generator Rex, made between me, my friend and brother. I thought I’d give a basic timeline in what happens in this version through the notes I have, so feel free to read and see what we have to offer. I hope you enjoy what we’ve made, and feel free to ask any questions because I have probably left out many things still. Warning, this does get quite long to read, so you’ll need the time to do that, lol. I am also in the process of writing the Ben 10 Rewrite me and my brother wrote, though that is far longer so it will be a while for it come out, but let me know if you are interested in seeing it! 💙
-History-
Prior-Nanite Event
Violeta, as a child, is adopted by Abuela, raised in the small village/family she looks over.
A young teenager Black Knight, back when she went by her real name Ebony Hale, lived with her single father, who she was close to. Unfortunately, during a break-in gone wrong, he is killed by a burglar. Sadly, not enough evidence was found to convince the suspected murder, despite Ebony’s claims, mostly because of the corrupt and lazy criminal justice system. She is placed into foster care, and starts seeing all the dark sides to the world, due to troubling systems and powerful people, causing Ebony to grow this need for control and dreams of setting the world straight in her own ways.
Van Kleiss is kicked out of his home around when he turns 18, unable to live up to his parents’ expectations, doing what he can to scrape by in life, taking odd jobs and even living out on the streets a few times. He has many failed friendships or relationships of any kind, and starts to distance himself with people because of this.
Ebony jumps around studies, learning things such as law, psychology, basically anything that ties into her goal of making the world what she thinks is best suited for it.
Violeta meets Rafael Salazar during her school studies at university, the two becoming friends and eventually sparking a romantic connection. Violeta is also introduced to Rafael's long time friend Gabriel Rylander. 
A young Six is found and taken in by One, and begins his training with the other members. 
Van Kleiss is involved in a horrific accident that takes his arm. But during his recovery with a prosthetic, he meets Cassandra who is his physiotherapist, who manages to build a connection with him, the two even eventually falling in love.
Early in their marriage, Rafael and Violeta have their first son, Caesar Salazar. It would be another 13 years before they have their next one, as the family gets busy with travelling due to all the job opportunities they get.
Plans of the nanite project slowly start to become something over time.
Rex Salazar is born during the time the family is staying around Switzerland. A few others like Noah are also born around this time or closely to this year, including Circe from both Van Kleiss and Cassandra.
At the young age of five, Rex and his family are brought onto the nanite project by the suggestion of Rylander.
Van Kleiss’s wife, Cassandra, unfortunately, contracts an untreatable disease and passes away. This is the start of Van Kleiss building up his walls once more, but he tries to ignore his guilt and grief for the sake of himself and his daughter. 
After doing his best to hold his life together and finishing up his schooling, Van Kleiss ends up joining the nanite project in honour of his wife. He has many strained relationships with his co-workers due to misguided judgement on both sides, even gaining quite the rivalry with Caesar. However, he and Circe end up befriending Rex, and Van Kleiss somehow ends up babysitting the two quite often.
Meanwhile, a young girl named Emiri (Breach), is adopted into a family, even gaining a younger sister named Mary.
New main nanites are made for the project. The first being the Alpha Nanite, which is the leading nanite that can control them all, used mostly to keep them under control or pass out orders or new updates. The other is the Omega, which can control a selected group of nanites that are nearby, but it is also the key to using the Alpha, as only those who have access to the Omega can have access to the Alpha. The Omega is mostly used for maintenance and testing, perhaps to select out nanites that need fixing or to make the Alpha do something. 
Unfortunately, Rex and Circe sneak away at one point when Van Kleiss is distracted, keen to play hide and seek. Rex ends up finding himself in a nanite room with the Omega, and after messing around with his soccer ball, get caught in a lab accident. Heavy damage if done to his body, and the nanites in the room were broken out of containment and were altered by the lab damage in some ways, finding themselves in Rex. When the others finally got him out of the room and into the medical centre, a decision was made to keep the nanites in Rex, and have the Omega help in his recovery, making him the first patient to be using the nanites. He survives but with...unusual side effects, giving him technological powers that let him control tech around him, and even understand and talk to it, including the nanites. This also drives a wedge between the Salazars and Kleiss family, so whatever peaceful grounds were forming them are gone, even if Rex still tries to remain friends with Van Kleiss and Circe.
Eventually, a new member joins as an assistant, Ebony Hale. She mostly takes care of the minor things, and even ends up becoming the new person to watch over Rex, and the two do form a friendly dynamic with each other. However, what the scientists don’t know is that Ebony is really a spy for the Consortium, their main benefactor, as they wanna keep an eye on how the project is going.
Rebecca Holiday, a young and wild college student, learns that her parents died in an accident, and ends up having to take care of her younger sister, while studying. She calms down in her wild ways, and pushes through so much for her sister and herself. 
After a while, it is eventually figured out that one, there is a spy among them and they don’t know who, and second, the Consortium actually plan to be in the ones in charge of the nanites, including the Omega and Alpha, as that would give them a lot of control over the world. Given they are greedy rich businessmen. With this learned, the series of events that lead to the nanite event begins to unfold.
Nanite Event
The scientist begins to debate what to do about the project. One section of the team suggests they simply destroy everything to do with the project, deeming it too dangerous for anyone like the Consortium to get their hands on, people like Peter Meechum and Rex’s parents agreeing to this. Another section of the team suggests finding away to remove the Consortium from the plan and get another benefactor, just being careful with the project as there is too much to just throw away, people like Rylander and Van Kleiss agreeing to this. And one other section of the team didn’t really care if the Consortium did get their hands on it, as this was what they were paying to do, Caesar actually being in this group (He was often too absorbed in his work, which made him narrow-sighted unfortunately.). After much debate, it was eventually settled to just end the project.
However, Ebony caught wind of this, and informed the Consortium. Wanting to save the project, they hired arm soldiers to...clean up the members of the project, planning to replace them all with a new team eventually. But Ebony secretly did not agree with this, as she has been doing her best to play both sides, given she had her own plans for the nanite project. Plus, she will admit that she had formed some quite nice relationships with members of the project, so she ended up quietly tipping them off to the up-coming assault anonymously. 
The day comes when chaos comes. Some members had already fled, like Rylander and Meechum, who wanted to find their families and vanish. The rest stayed behind to begin destroying all of their work, even Caesar who, while not agreeing with it, helped out in the end. But when armed soldiers started coming in, killing scientists, time was running out fast. 
It became apparent they didn’t have time to destroy the Alpha or the Omega, not with the resources they had. So a plan was devised that someone would take the Omega and flee, as without it the Alpha was mostly useless on its own. But the plan ended with giving Rex the Omega, as his connection to tech and the nanites meant he could hide it in him longer than anyone else could, and would head to the docking bay where Caesar would meet up with him to fly out. It was quite a harsh debate, wondering if it was a good idea to put Rex through this, even his parents hated to do this, but they couldn’t risk letting the world being controlled by these people. Van Kleiss and Circe were originally going to accompany Rex to the docking bay, as they had been planning to up and leave too, but a surprise attack from the soldiers caused everyone to split, including Rex with the Omega.
Distressed from everything, Rex finds himself stumbling his way around, unable to focus properly due to everything going on around him, and the effects of the Omega being inside him. He does run into a group of soldiers at one point, but he is let go by them when Ebony appears. The soldiers knew she was the spy and working with them, so when she ordered them to just let the kid by, not knowing what he was hiding, they let Rex go. Ebony supposes she did owe Rex after everything going on…
Van Kleiss and Rex’s parents get into an argument about all that happened, especially with how they involved Rex in everything and how this project went in the end. Van Kleiss leaves the room with his daughter, planning to run, when he is confronted by soldiers, who demand he open the door to where the Salazars were, or else they would kill him and his daughter. Van Kleiss ends up agreeing, despite how hard it was, and ends up letting them kill Rex’s parents as he tries to shelter Circe from everything. 
Caesar finds his way to the docking bay where his ship/mobile lab is, but sees no signs of his little brother. He looks around and sees and hears everything the Consortium has done to his home, work, friends and family...It makes him feel guilty and hurt for being so narrow-sighted, for actually thinking it was ok to let these people have control over the times. He wants to go back in to find his family, his brother, but he realises that with everything going on, the lab is about to explode. Due to all the gunfire, violence, scientists messing with machines and computers, and even Rex’s stress affecting the Omega which affects the nanites around him, everything was about to burst. With a heavy heart, Caesar flies off just as the labs explode, creating the nanite event. 
Some others managed to escape just before everything went off, including Ebony and some soldiers, but most others don’t survive. However...some were protected by nanites that infected them, as they begin to spread across the globe. Rex also survives thanks to his nanites and the Omega, but all the trauma and stress results in him losing his memories, as he couldn’t handle it, with the nanites wanting to erase it all as a means to ‘help’ Rex cope, in a way…
The mysterious nanite event in history has been marked down….
Post-Nanite Event
The entire world, of course, falls into a panic when people randomly begin turning into monsters after an unknown explosion occurred, the source of the mutations discovered to be tiny machines called nanites. Governments are quick to try and calm the public, and begin starting research on how to stop the nanites and cure those turning into creatures. But fear starts to take control of the world pretty quickly.
Broken from what happened, the small surviving members of the nanite project split off from each other. Peter Meechum returns to family life with his daughter, Rylander tries to confront the Consortium but ends up going on the run from them, having to abandoned his family to keep them safe, and Caesar goes into hiding, in despair over all that he’s lost, believing his parents and Rex to be dead. He isolates himself from the world, working on personal projects to distract himself over the years. 
Meanwhile, in Abysus, Van Kleiss discovers his connection to the lands and learns what the nanites are doing to the world. After everything he’s gone through in life, he starts to grow this odd idea that this is the next step in humanity, that it’s time to start fresh and starts his plans on making the entire world creatures like him. Slowly, he builds Abysus into a haven for those who have turned and are still sane, or are sane enough, Abysus turning into this strange yet beautiful overgrown jungle-like place. Circe stands by her father’s side, as he’s all she has left, even if, at times she grows doubtful of who her father is becoming.
Rex, however, wanders out of Abysus sometime after the nanite event, with no memories of what happened. He blacks in and out for the first few weeks, losing his memories over and over again due to the trauma of everything, his body and mind weak but slowly start to recover. But, every time he’s evolved in something highly dangerous he can’t handle, or is close to death, his nanites kick in and take control, kicking him alive until they find somewhere safe to change him back, but this results in him losing his memories again. The Omega, still inside him, slowly begins to evolve and connect with Rex in a deep way that does not notice for a long while, unaware of what’s inside him.
After a few months, Rex somehow finds himself in Hong Kong, first meeting and befriending Tuck. Tuck used to live with his father in an auto shop, but after some bad run-ins with some gangs, his father is killed and Tucks ran out onto the streets, eventually turning EVO. The two of them are picked up by Quarry, who has been making EVO gangs and sees potential in the two, especially Rex. Their team begins to grow when running into ‘Chen Tsui’, who they end up calling Cricket. She uses to be from quite a rich family, that sadly had high expectations for their image, and kicked Cricket out of their home when she turned EVO. Then they run into John Scarecrow, who had quite the sucky life before due to neglectful parents and bullying issues, and eventually ran away from home before turning EVO. Rex and Scarecrow end up butting heads alot. Finally, their last member is Walter Martin, who ends up getting the nickname Skywdd. His parents died when he was very young, and so he was raised by his loving grandmother, even when he turned EVO. However, she passed away one night and while Skywdd called to have the body removed and buried properly, he ran before anyone came as he knew him being EVO would cause problems. The five of them become quite the trouble-making team.
Meanwhile, Emiri’s family undergo many issues when their hometown is invaded by EVOs, the main one being an overgrowth of plants. Sadly, her adopted parents are killed, while she ends up turning EVO, her mind and memory becoming iffy, broken, now having powerful portal powers. She and her adopted sister, Mary, end up fleeing and have to survive on their own, Emiri soon going by the name Breach due to not properly remembering who she once was.
Governments around the world begin to put money towards creating a group called Providence, an anti-EVO force that not only removes and capture dangerous EVOs, but also research on finding a cure. The Consortium become key benefactors towards Providence, with no one knowing their true involvement with the nanites past. 
After her sister turns EVO, Holiday convinces them not to kill Beverly by helping and working at Providence, eventually working her way up to become the assistant to their leading scientist Doctor Fell, even if she doesn’t agree to their methods of research.
After some time, Rex starts to drift from his friends in Hong Kong, feeling this longing to be somewhere, to find out who he really is. He tosses around the idea, but after finding some clues that point him in the direction of America, Rex decides to hand over his leadership to Quarry. He hates to leave his friends behind, but due to some emotional manipulation from Quarry and Scarecrow, Rex truly believed it was the best thing for his friends, and that Quarry would protect them. But after he vanishes, Scarecrow pretends to be him for a voice recording, planning to blackmail him if he were to ever return.
The Six’s mostly tried not to get involved with the whole world burning due to the nanite event, but things take a turn when One turns EVO. The group splits, either continuing their mercenary lives, or to find One help. Six ends up joining Providence, after his old friend, Robinson White, convinces him to join the cause, especially when he mentions they’re looking for a cause. Six used to be one who didn’t care much about the life of others, he will admit, but after what happened to one and now actively helping people around the world...he does start to question how this war is affecting people, especially with them killing EVOs who use to be normal people.
While working at Providence, he ends up running into Holiday fairly soon. She catches his interest due to her speaking up about finding another way to look for a cure, even if Dr.Fell and White put her down. Six ends up agreeing with her, to her surprise, and a silent partnership begins to form between the two as they make plans to try something new. They just need something to work in their favour…
Then, one day, they are called to flush out a bunch of EVOs in a ruined city. Things are going normal for them, as normal as they can be, when reports of a mechanical EVO is seen running around, something that looks like a person wearing a parasitic robotic suit. Wild and dangerous. When the EVO shows itself, Holiday and Six are quick to realise that underneath the mutations, there is a young boy. They urge Providence not to attack him, but a twitchy soldier causes a fight to break out and the group is forced to split, with Six guiding Holiday away from the fight. But the two end up running into the strange tech EVO, though after some peaceful gestures, they actually get him to calm down, only for him to turn back into a young boy. Confused of course, they decide to try and take him back to Providence, only for them to learn three things. One, he has no memories beyond knowing his name, second, he is still EVO, and third, he can cure EVOs after saving Six from one.
Holiday and Six decide to keep him a secret for now, not trusting White and Dr.Fell with Rex. They plan to later move him somewhere safe, and for the next few days do their best to hide what Rex is, using the excuse of Holiday looking after him until he can maybe recover some memories.
Rex becomes a bit of a handful, due to his powers sometimes affecting the tech around him, befriending an EVO chimp called Bobo, and even getting scared when learning that Dr.Fell dissects and kills EVOs. However, despite how hard they tried, White does eventually learn what Rex is. White and Fell try to do to Rex what they’ve done to all the other EVOs, but a fight breaks out between them with Six and Holiday. After a brutal fight, it ends with White saving Six, him getting bleached with Nanites, but narrowly saved by Rex.
With the discovery of Rex becoming more open to their benefactors and governments, things change up in Providence. Holiday becomes the new leading scientist, Six becomes Rex’s mentor and partner, Dr.Fell is fired and White becomes the new leader of Providence due to being the one person who can’t turn EVO, now going by the name White Knight.
Meanwhile, the Consortium, knowing Rex’s old ties to the nanite event and where Providence is heading, decide to call in their old Spy, Ebony, to join Providence to keep an eye on things in the background. She agrees, them not knowing that she too is making her own plans when see where Providence is going.
Meanwhile, Abysus has grown to be quite the EVO community, many EVOs seeking refuge with Van Kleiss after he offered them shelter. His main group by his side is called The Pack, which consists of him, Biowulf, Skalamander, Breach and his daughter Circe. And yet, despite how pleased he is seeing his Kingdom grow, seeing the good he has provided for the outcasts like him, he still acts distant, not wanting to build up any more personal connections due to his bad history with them...Circe being the only person close enough to him, and yet even that is cracking. 
Found at the age 13, Rex begins to train for the next 3 years in secret from the public eye, becoming Providence’s secret weapon.
-Generator Rex Series-
Season 1
After training for 3 years, Rex ends up introducing himself to the world after a quite large EVO invades a town. Word spreads quickly through the media when learning what Providence has been hiding, and the reception is quite mixed. Some finally glad there is a somewhat cure and help, some terrified for hating the idea of having an EVO help, some thinking this will go down hill quickly, and some merely standing by to see what will happen. 
Rex has, unfortunately, become a bit of a rebel, as he is tired for hiding away all the time, curious about teenage life styles and wanting to feel more human. He does, after all, want to learn about his past and who he is. This results in him wandering off after a mission at one point, and running into a boy named Noah Nixon, the two bonding over some basketball, mostly because Noah didn’t know who Rex really was. Not until Six came to pick him up. However, this does cause White to take notice of Noah, seeing how he managed to get Rex to stay still for once, and reaches out an offer to help keep Rex in line, saying Noah will receive payment and help in the war. Noah ends up agreeing.
Word reaches out to Van Kleiss eventually, and he is surprised to learn that Rex is alive. He decides quickly that it would be a good idea to get Rex to join Abysus, as not only is he an EVO like them that suffers from negative gazes and comments from the general public, but also because he would be useful due to his EVO powers, Van Kleiss knowing he has the Omega in him. But there are hints that a part of Van Kleiss may or may not still care about Rex, but he mostly denies this. Other EVOs in Abysus are also eager to have him join, wanting to welcome their new members. So The Pack, minus Circe, does eventually snatch him away and offer him a chance to join Abysus, and Rex does get tempted, especially when Van Kleiss reveals he knows who Rex once was, but turns away when learning that Van Kleiss wishes to turn everyone EVO and fleds. Van Kleiss realises he’s gonna have to start pushing it if he’s going to get Rex to join.
However, a lot of what Van Kleiss and the other EVOs said does get to Rex, who starts butting heads with Providence more, especially after learning that his friend, Noah, was a spy for them all this time. While he and Noah do make up eventually, it’ll take some time before Rex starts to trust Providence again, especially with him and White often arguing at each other. Really, it’s mostly thanks to Six and Holiday that Rex hasn’t up and ditched Providence yet.
Circe does eventually run into Rex again, flabbergasted by the fact her childhood best friend his alive, and does yell at her father for not saying anything sooner. However, he convinces her to not tell Rex anything about the past, telling her they need him on their side and they must do what they can, even if they have to be harsh about it. Still caring for her father, and not having a backbone for herself, she does agree to help with him, often trying to convince Rex to join as she does feel like the world is unfair to EVOs like him, her and the others, but Rex often pulls away from her and instead tries to convince her to leave Abysus, noting that while Van Kleiss may think he’s doing the right thing, he’s clearly pushing everyone away out of fear, including his own daughter.
Rex also develops a secret friendship with Breach, after some mishaps of her kidnapping him, then the two of them saving each other at separate times, and Rex connecting with her when seeing there is more to Breach than a broken person.
Still being a spy unknown to Providence, Ebony starts pulling her strings her own way in secret, even anonymously reaching out to Van Kleiss to be a spy for him, doing her best to play all sides. 
Rex runs into his old Hong Kong friends, reconnecting with them and trying to help them deal with Quarry. There is an issue that splits him and the others when Quarry tells them Rex was the one to ditch, along with playing the voice recording. But Rex eventually comes back to help them, while also learning that Scarecrow tried setting him up, mostly because Scarecrow thought it was unfair that Rex gets to forget everything bad he’s done or gone through, and gets to ditch everyone behind to get what he wants. Eventually, Quarry is captured, while Scarecrow runs off, and Rex and his friends reconnecting once more.
Eventually, Rylander is found, still having been running from the Consortium all this time. However, he’s not quite himself, under a lot of stress after what happened, and doesn’t tell much to Rex before he’s killed by mistake during a brief scuffle with Van Kleiss. However, Rex does know that he does have family out there, even a brother.
Eventually, Van Kleiss does strike Providence directly, and manages to swipe many of Rex’s own nanites, that not only improve his powers and keep his nanites stable, no longer dying when out of Abysus, but he also gains the power to turn people EVO. However, something happens to Rex with his small amount of remaining nanites, as if he’s body is under some kind of stress. It’s revealed that the Omega is inside him, and has upgraded his powers to defend him and fill him back up with his nanites, helping him win the day. Though Providence does need to go under some repairs. 
Season 2
Rex has become quite well-known by now, his public image not so great due to people’s fears towards EVOs, and people like Hunter Cain causing some uprising. So whenever Rex does hang out with Noah, he wears a ‘civilian’ outfit that Noah, Claire and Annie picked out for him. 
Meanwhile, Caesar, who has still been in hiding to this day, finally catches wind that his brother is alive, along with the Omega still being with him (Caesar hadn’t really been paying much attention to the news up until now.). He runs into Providence, finds his brother, and does try to leave, though Rex convinces him to just stay at Providence. Rex is excited to finally have family back and some connection to his past but...his brother wasn’t exactly what he was expecting, as Caesar, as much as his loves his family, does seem to often put his work first without realising it, and is more keen to create something to prove he can do it, rather than how it can benefit people or the consequences of it. But, he does try to connect with his little brother, even if it’s hard for the both of them. 
Rex’s EVOs powers start to develop more, in a noticeable way. Not only is he getting new builds, but his connection to nanites and tech become something more, even starting to get strange dreams from the nanites, as if they’re trying to warn him or tell him something. He is mostly use to this way of life, though it is strange for an outsider to see.
With Caesar back, Rex starts to get hints about the past, and not the good parts of it. This mostly comes from Caesar’s one off comments, but he’s mostly keeping things a secret for some reason, while Van Kleiss gives him hints and clues, even stating things for Rex that what happened in the past wasn’t happy, and that Rex’s dreams to have the family he wished for isn’t going to be what he wanted, especially since Caesar struggles with connecting and family life. It seems Caesar doesn’t want to tell Rex much, for fear of them growing more distant if Rex were to learn the truth about how distant and busy their family used to be in the past, especially between the two brothers, and exactly what went down to create the nanite event. 
Tired of waiting, Rex does start to call out people like Caesar and Van Kleiss here and there more often than he did before, and even starts snooping at times to find his own answers, but he doesn’t seem to dig up much.
Eventually, things come to a head between Providence and Abysus when Rex finally convinces Breach to leave the Pack, after seeing how harsher Van Kleiss has become, the man getting frustrated that things aren’t working out (Along with secretly trying harder to push away people he starting to get attached too). After a fight, including a point where Breach snaps and her powers go highwire, Rex manages to calm her and eventually Van Kleiss gives up and lets her go, calling her a traitor, becoming more aggressive due to his lack of control, along with parts of him not wanting to let go. 
Circe follows soon after, finally unable to take anymore of what her father is doing, leaving her for own sake, even if it’s hard for the both of them. Rex does his best to support her, and eventually takes her to live with the Hong Kong Gang, knowing they can help her and give her a home she deserves. 
After losing two key members of his team, Van Kleiss ends up recruiting Scarecrow to join The Pack, using the man’s shapeshifting ability to help him out many times. Van Kleiss is also becoming more desperate to reach his goal, becoming more snappy towards everyone, especially to those who try to reach out. Rex does call him out on this many times, but Van Kleiss just pushes him away in the end.
Eventually, Van Kleiss decides to take proper action, heading to purgatory, where Rex normally offloads his nanites. He activates them and plans to create another nanite event, one that will turn the majority of the world in EVOs this time, given there aren’t enough nanites there to change the entire world, but he was planning to deal with the rest later. The Pack and Abysus members protect him as he begins his plans, and by the time Providence can reach him, he’s already started the meltdown that can’t be stopped. But Rex decides to try something, planning to enter Purgatory and connect with the shield system, going to make it cover the entire building to contain the explosion, and hopefully if his nanites protect him, he will then proceed to shut down every single nanite that is let loss in the shield, even if it takes him weeks, months of even years to do stop, maybe even dying in the process. Of course, everyone tries to change his mind, not wanting to lose him, but they know it might be the only way. Rex does succeed in stopping another nanite event from happening, trapping him, the nanites and Van Kleiss, as he begins to shut down each nanite.
Season 3
Six months end up going by when Rex finally finishes, shutting down the shield with no more wild active nanites that could cause any harm to be set onto the world. He is quickly greeted by Providence soldiers who had been waiting at the sight, taking him and Van Kleiss to Providence. Van Kleiss is taken somewhere else, while Rex is taken to White Knight’s room, learning how long he’s been gone. However, he learns that someone else is in charge now, Ebony Hale, who now goes by Black Knight, who happily greets Rex back to Providence. There she explains that White Knight went rogue, while people like Six and Holiday left after losing Rex, and they don’t know where they’ve gone. Caesar and seemingly Bobo are still around, and Black Knight convinces Rex to take his old job back.
While working at the new Providence, Rex starts to learn a few things, including a little more about the original nanite project. Black Knight even shows him something they found while he was away, the Alpha nanite, which had been damaged during the nanite event, sending out signals that were causing the random mutations. It is in the process of being repaired, but they need the Omega to finally stop the mutation order and fix it completely soon. Something feels off to Rex, and he assumes right when Black Knight and Caesar suddenly turn on him, saying they just want to remove the Omega from him, but Rex doesn’t trust them, knowing something is wrong. A scuffle breaks out, and when Rex is knocked out, he is unknowingly saved by Six and Holiday, learning also that the Bobo at Providence is a fake and spy for them. 
Six, Holiday, Bobo and White update Rex on a few things that happened. They explained to him that the Consortium took control of Providence, claiming they failed too many times, putting Black Knight in charge. However, they learn what they’re really after is full control over the Alpha and all nanites in the world, and there are rumors of a project called ‘The Meta Nanites’ going around, though they don’t exactly know what they are. For now, Rex finds that him and his group have to be on the run and in hiding for a while now. He also learns that Providence is now mind controlling EVOs, presenting it as something good to the public, when really it’s something horrible in reality, hunting down any and all EVOs they find. 
Rex starts running into old friends and people, learning how things have changed. Circe and the Hong Kong Gang are on the run from Providence. Noah has to be careful as Black Knight knows of his connection towards Rex. Abysus is now run by Biowulf, who still had faith in what Van Kleiss built for them. Members of the old nanite project are being tracked down, along with any blueprints and info that could help fix the Alpha. Breach hopping around the place, helping EVOs get to Abysus where they can be safe from Providence. All a mess really, with Rex being the centre of it all due to him having the Omega.
Tensions are high between Rex and Caesar, as Rex is convinced that Caesar is helping them because he wants too, like in the past where he didn’t really care who had the nanites as long as he got to do the project. Caesar tries to explain things, but is still distance and lying, not telling the whole truth still.
Meanwhile, Van Kleiss refuses to help Black Knight or the Consortium, but after the fight in Abysus, they catch Circe, and use her as leverage to get Van Kleiss to help.
There is a brief time where Providence catches Rex, having Caesar make the Omega talk to them through Rex, planning to remove it from him with simple voice commands. But to everyone’s surprise the Omega has evolved quite a bit since they last saw it, the piece of tech deeply connected to Rex to the point it seems to only follow his command, wishing to protect “The Catalyst”, and is unable to be controlled by any member of the original project, taking control of Rex and helping him escape (With subtle help from both Van Kleiss and Rylander). 
The Consortium starts getting more involved personally, much to Black Knight's annoyance, but she still puts on a front to keep playing them and everyone else.
Eventually it is discovered that The Meta Nanite project is really just creating five different Omegas, so that each Consortium member can have one to control the Alpha and all nanites in the world. This is the main reason they keep trying to take the Omega from Rex, in hopes to clone it. 
After a partially bad battle, the Consortium and Black Knight eventually confront Rex, pushing him too far physically and emotionally which results in Rex accidently turning them EVO. The Consortium turned into a hybrid monster and Black Knight turning into an EVO that can turn solid and into a liquid form. Narrowly, Rex manages to escape, while Black Knight gets the Consortium under control, ‘promising’ them that they can be cured eventually. 
Things reach to a head when the final battle takes place, everyone aiming to get to the Alpha and taking the Omega first. Unfortunately, Black Knight and Consortium’s new forms provide an issue, especially when they also used mind control EVOs. However, Caesar ends up mildly sabotaging them, managing to free half of the EVOs before he is caught by Black Knight. He reveals he’s been playing them, as there was no way he was actually planning on helping the people who killed his family. Black Knight too reveals that she doesn’t want to help them either, instead was helping herself the entire time, and takes control of the operation and throws Caesar away.
Because half of the EVOs were freed, Van Kleiss joins the battle with any members of Abysus around, still wanting to create the EVO paradise they all wish for. This results in the fight being four ways, Abysus’s side, Providence’s side, the Consortium Side, and Black Knight’s side. Rex is caught in the middle of it, but after much growth with his nanites, he allows himself to go full EVO, even at risk of losing all his memories. The fight reaches the point where Rex, Black Knight, Van Kleiss, White Knight and the Consortium reaching the Alpha, all of them realising that Rex has full control of the situation and it’s his choice to make, each leader prompting him to follow their goals. After a long debate, Rex reaches for the Alpha and fixes it, now able to take full command over all nanites in the world. But instead of curing everything, turning everything, or mind controlling everyone, he merely stops the process of any new mutations from happening, though does cure people like Black Knight and the Consortium so they don’t become a problem again. Rex knows that he can’t make a sudden massive decision that will do something bad to the world, even curing it would create unwanted side effects. Instead, he wants to take the time to use the Alpha to cure/fix what needs to be fixed, but in a safe and slow manner. After all, what the nanites did to the world is not going to be an easy fix, and sadly some things are going to stay.
Black Knight and the Consortium are arrested, while Van Kleiss and members of Abysus flee back home, needing to make plans but...maybe willing to listen if Providence wants to make a deal. The Alpha is handed to Providence, with White Knight taking back charge, and begin making plans on how to set the world back to normal, or as normal as it can be, Rex still being the one to hold the Omega and able to control the Alpha. 
While not perfect, Caesar and Rex begin to try and patch things up, deciding it might be time to actually start being a family, though with people like Six, Holiday and Bobo also involved (And Six and Holiday would totally be dating at this point). 
Rex also reaches out to Van Kleiss, with the help of Circe who wants to reconnect with her dad, and while things aren’t good between any of them, there are hints it could be better in the future.
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alethiometry ¡ 4 years ago
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How are you liking AC Valhalla so far? Any characters you love? Any characters you hate? Is there anyone as sexy as Brasidas?
hiiii thank you for asking!! i’m going to keep this as spoiler-free as possible.
i’m really liking it so far! i have my gripes about gameplay mechanics and the buggy launch, but at this point i have either grown used to them or am happily experiencing stockholm syndrome and am just enjoying the game for what it is (and hoping the stuff that needs patching gets patched soon).
here are some things i love:
the voice acting is so good. SO GOOD!!!
eivor! she stands out among the protags of other ac games i’ve played because she always has this community about her. she’s a loved and respected leader to her people, they’re always happy to see her return to the settlement, she’s got her crew to back her up at a moment’s notice, there’s always portions of the main quests where she has companions fighting beside her.
basically all the other characters in ravensthorpe! they’re a fun bunch and a loving community and they have their quirks and i love hanging out with all of them. petra in particular is an absolute sweetheart and not a day goes by where i don’t feel awful for breaking up with her bc my goblin brain decided “lol i want to fuck my stepbrother’s wife who looks like kassandra in sweatpants”
HYTHAM IS A SWEETHEART. we love an assassin who is also, to use 2012 lingo, a pure and sweet cinnamon roll, too perfect for this world.
petting dogs and cats!
how dynamic the settlement is. every time i go back there’s something new and interesting happening, whether it’s a new sidequest an npc wants me to help out with, or a dispute between neighbors, or new dialogue with npcs i repeatedly interact with. i love having a home base that i can upgrade and that i want to spend time in.
the minigames! orlog is fun and frustrating but mostly fun, and the drinking contest is AWESOME.
quick-time assassinations for higher-level enemies! it’s a good balance between the old games where you could just indiscriminately kill fucking anybody in one overpowered hit, and odyssey where you had to either stack your assassination damage to get that sweet OHKO, or straight up fight the polemarchs.
the relationship between eivor and sigurd. i’m only about 40-50% of the way through the game so i’ve only seen a bit of it, but as someone who generally gravitates towards sibling narratives (i.e. odyssey, fullmetal alchemist, and way too many of my prime years wasted on supernatural) i really love their dynamic. i think it was an excellent idea to have that become one of eivor’s central narratives from the very beginning of the game. also, i get to fuck his wife.
(forces through gritted teeth) the... modern... day. i HATED layla in odyssey, to the point where i don’t even remember what happened in the modern story at all because every playthrough except for my very first one i simply mashed the skip button until i got back in the goddamn animus.. and i do not remember a single thing she did in origins. and maybe it says more about me than anything else that i wasn’t able to care about her until ubisoft (finally!!!!) brought back shaun and rebecca to make me care, but... this is the closest the modern day has felt to the desmond games, and there’s post-odyssey continuity with layla’s struggle as the keeper of the staff or whatever, and i really like it!
when you hover over different things in the map, the sound effects change. you get chanting music when you hover over monasteries, and ocean noises when you hover over the ocean! IT’S SUPER NEAT.
taking damage when you swim in the cold cold waters of norway made me chuckle. i can see how it might get annoying, but it doesn’t really bother me that much and it’s not that much damage.
THE SOUNDTRACK GIVES ME CHILLS IT IS SO GODDAMN GOOD
things i’m ambivalent about:
fall damage? i’m peeved that it’s back, but it makes sense. i do love that the breakfall skill makes it so that the most damage i’ve ever gotten from taking a long fall is like... 5 hp lmao
kill animations. they’re really cool and i love seeing what new fun way eivor has to brutally murder her enemies. on the other hand, the shift in camera angle can be annoying in the middle of a massive battle, and if there’s an object in the way of the very specific camera angle then sometimes i can’t see the animation at all and have to just stare at some wood/stone texture for like 10 seconds.
environment puzzles. sometimes they’re fun but sometimes i’m too damn tired to try and figure out the 3895th way to break into a locked building.
side quests world events. they’re fun but also seem largely... pointless? i wish we had one or two longer sidequests; some of my favorite moments in odyssey were on long sidequests like mykonos or the battle of 100 hands. i feel like this was a reactionary mechanic to people complaining that odyssey had “too many” sidequests or something idk.
tattoo parkour. i would like it more if eivor didn’t feel so “sticky” if that makes sense. i like the return of parkour puzzles, and i like collecting tattoos (the tattoo shop is always the first place i visit when i return to ravensthorpe), but the parkour in the game often feels quite clunky.
social stealth. another excellent idea that they brought back, but executed clumsily. i just don’t understand how it works, or, more importantly, why it’s even necessary in the first place. but it’s also easy to ignore, so whatever.
animus glitch platform puzzles. they’re super cool but for some reason give me massive anxiety.
things i don’t love:
some combat mechanics, like having a stamina bar and losing adrenaline when you get hit. i’m not here for any of that *~*~sO gRiTtY aNd rEaLiStIc~*~* bullshit. i just want to have fun and hack shit up.
that motherfucking god damn terrible fucking skill tree/map/web. who the FUCK thought it was a good idea??? the incremental changes between the big nodes feel kind of meaningless, and it’s very difficult to see the (completely arbitrary) progression towards the big nodes because they’re pathed out on SKINNY WHITE FUCKING LINES
synin got nerfed real bad :(
dag is a massive chode. and not even in a fun way, like stentor was in odyssey.
don’t really care for ivarr either if i’m being honest.
i do not give a single shit about fantasy asgard, and i’m kind of peeved that i apparently have to finish that arc in order to finish the game. (i didn’t like the atlantis dlc in odyssey either—a couple hades sidequests notwithstanding—so go figure.)
congratulations on reading this far if you actually bothered to do that! i don’t think any game will top odyssey for me in terms of setting/storyline/general vibes. but valhalla is a great, solid game in its own right.
no npc will EVER be as sexy as brasidas, but eivor is definitely sexier. she and kassandra and aya hold the 3-way title of Sexiest Assassin’s Creed Characters But Not In Like A Creepy Incel Gamer Way.
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grapecaseschoices ¡ 4 years ago
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Small Detective Asks: Pierre Lin
1. What's their name and how do they look?
Pierre Lin. (My favorite PicCrew). He is over six-feet with an athletic, muscular build. He’s of E. Asian Descent (mainly Vietnamese). He’s often well dressed but in a simple yet stylish manner. His hair though cut short is a little long up top, so it falls in his eyes (though it starts the day perfectly styled!) His expression is serious but not harsh. He’s been known to shoot smiles and fond expressions, yes even in the work place.
2. Why did they join the police?
He joined for the structure and the rules. It is funny because he does have a lowkey impulsive streak and occasionally isn’t as by the book as he first comes off (he kept his coffee cup in the autopsy room scene; what a rebel! Whatever, it was cold). But overall, he’s a bit of that boy scoutTM stereotype. 
3. How did they get the promotion to detective and what do they think about it?
I honestly cannot remember but, surprisingly, he didn’t want it.
4. Can they handle blood/gore?
Yesssss …. Ish? He’s squeamish but he’ll breathe in / out through his mouth and do what he needs to do. 
5. How are they with people?
He’s pretty good with people. As I listed on his summary/stat page, his strongest stat is his friendliness. He is also strongly a team player. I see Pierre’s approach to be very sympathetic. It’s bleeding heart but make it reserved. He wants to do the Right Thing. This is in the general sense. Specifically, in relationships, making friends -- he’s also reserved. He has teasing humor that peaks out and he tries to be easy but he’s no pushover. He prefers a peacekeeping / making diplomatic approach but if you’ve crossed a line he’s not quick to make allowances (ie, his current strain with Rebecca though they started strongly. They’re working on it.) He can be a little impatient with people who exasperate him and he CAN get exasperated (Douglas, Mason and Ava have learned this, lol. And Bobby knows this well :-|)
In short: Pierre is tender-hearted but firm. 
He has his awkward moments too but I’m going to stop rambling.
6. What's their relationship to Bobby?
I answered this here but: Fuc. THAT. BITCH. Bobby pushes his buttons far more than he wishes he would. They were exes. Mistakes were made. Pierre regrets them.
7. Who is their Love Interest and why?
Copying from the last time I answered this: 
~~uwu~~ Felix~~~ Ahem. Because Felix gets under his skin in the best of ways. I wanted to do a tol vs smol. And thought it’d be funny to have someone more by the book, fumbling with F. Felix is the best thing since sliced bread in Pierre’s book. They balance each other yet are both naturally warm people who want the best for others. And each other. They are my sunshine, soft ship. It is so delightful to read. Especially, as Pierre is more – he wants to take things slowly. Even though Felix is ready to GO. The care. The respect. The affection Felix gives him? Ugh. It’s just what someone whose ex was Bobby needs. It’s what Pierre deserves. And likewise Pierre is a warm, teasing, steady presence that I feel is good for Felix. BALANCE~~~@@!!!!
I will add to this and say that they are going to kill me in book three. I just know it. I think it continuously surprises Pierre how into him Felix is. And I think it surprises him how into Felix he is, or more -- how good and just supportive and delightful it can be. (Did I mention that Bobby fucked him up?) 
8. What's their relationship with their mom like? How did it change?
They were so strong. They were close. I think he was probably her golden boy and I think he -- did his best to understand why she wasn’t there.  I think he admired that she did important shit. But finding out what it was, HOW MUCH she’d been lying / what she’d been lying about gave them a hit. I think some of it is misplaced anger and other of it is -- or maybe not so much misplaced but it’s easiest to put a lot of it on her (which isn’t fair). But a lot of it is genuinely … disappointment. Maybe she couldn’t tell him but she could’ve better prepared him. The trust is broken. But it’s slowly repairing, I think. He loves her. She’s his mom. But they didn’t end where they started -- and they’re definitely not back to that place yet. 
9. What do they think of the supernatural?
I’m trying to remember -- but he’s sort of taking it as it comes. He’s the sort to take things as presented. So he’s cautious but isn’t like …. Argh! Hateful or fearful. Really, for him, it’s like well fuck -- more people to take care of. LMAO. 
10. How well did they handle the reveal that the supernatural exists?
I honestly don’t remember. It was months ago. But I think pretty okay. He was confused. And I can see Pierre having some trepidation but I think overall he was okay, definitely some restless nights overthinking things. 
11. Do they have any tattoos/ piercings?
He has two tattoos. I haven’t decided what yet. One on his right ankle and other on his upper left arm. (Probably.)
12. What is their highest (professional) stat and why?
People/Psychology (it really jumps like a good almost 15 percent by the end of book two). Softe. I honestly would not be surprised if he took a psychology class 
13. What's their opinion of the Mayor?
He is the mayor. That is pretty much it. At the end of the day, he’ll be afforded the professionalism that the position affords him. 
14. Do they get along with Tina and Verda?
Yes. If I recall correctly, he leans a little closer to Verda - even though it was a slow start. But he’s also fond of Tina and respects her. How can one not be?
15. What do they think of Unit Bravo? How has that changed throughout the story?
As a whole? Yes. It’s definitely gotten more positive. It’s gotten warmer -- in particular to Ava. He didn’t … I don’t think Ava disliked him but she clearly wasn’t happy. But they were both fairly neutral. Mason gets on his nerves less lmao. There’s an increased fondness and definitely a better appreciation. And with time comes learning / understanding. I think he’s a lot more fond of Ava and Mason than he realizes, as well as being part of the team as a whole. He was always open to working together but it’s like less I am working with these agents and more these are this team (less as in he’s in charge and more, these are his people.) I’m honestly excited to play the SPOILER investigation in book three with the history earned from books one and two. 
He’s always liked Nat. Felix still has him fucked up, lmao. 
16. Do they have any pets?
No. And he’ll say he doesn’t want one. But there’s this fat ass cat in his apartment. Pierre isn’t helping (or maybe he’s helping the right amount.) They’re friends. It legit downs his day when Mr. Sylvester doesn’t come to visit him during the weekends. 
17. What are their hobbies?
He enjoys reading. He also likes repairing older books. Nothing big or fancy. But it’s something he does for friends (what friends?? Just him and Verda and Eric being nerds). Mostly textbooks but also paperbacks and hardcovers for novels. It’s mostly rebinding but he’s learning about embossing and recovering and etc. Because he’s a nerd. 
He sometimes visits the local hospital and takes the kids toys to repaint. He’s not a hard repair person. But if it requires fine work, he’s got really steady hands. 
18. What do they think of Douglas?
He tries not to think of Douglas. He does wish he could focus more on his work. And will continue discipline him, take that phone away, in hopes that SOMETHING sticks. He thinks he’s a little punk
19. What does their apartment look like?
A Grandma’s cottage, apparently. It’s a cosy aesthetic. He probably definitely has a worn lazy-e-boy and nice, fluffy carpets. It’s warm colors and rich fabrics. It does lean less single-man-in-his-thirties and older-woman-with-fifty-cats. But. At heart, isn’t he just? 
20. What is their personality?
Stats here.
Boy Scout. Pierre is solid, dependable, organized. He is more work than play. He is reserved -- and sometimes almost reticent but not quite. The fact that he’s just so stolid and comfortable sort of distracts from that. It is almost strange how comfortable he is because he is slow to warm to people, but he’s so genuine, so polite/nice that once you get to know him, it’s hard to remember a time where you felt approaching might’ve been rebuffed. He’s definitely the guy you want to comfort families. Because he’s sympathetic and he says the right things and because he doesn’t take pride in it.
Pierre is the sort of person who does what he has to do . He’ll tell the family that their loved ones died (though he wishes moments like this didn’t exist). He’ll grit his teeth and swallow down discomfort to give victims the respect of his assessment, to hear what the ME is saying, and take the information needed to do his jump. 
Pierre has lowkey levels of ‘fuck around and find out’ though. He isn’t a pushover, isn’t easy to forgive, and even his loved ones can take a hit -- he’s open to forgiveness but it’s slowly given and opportunities to earn it aren’t always easy. As I said earlier, he’s tender-hearted but firm. 
One of the things I like about Pierre though, other than he takes things as they come (which can be both good and bad), is him and emotions. He definitely lets himself feel them in the pace that he feels he needs to (not to say things don’t get away from him, or that people haven’t taken advantage of them - Bobby -they have and he’s been in some bad situations because of them). He’s an overthinker. He’s also a little mischievous with a teasing humor. He’s a teensy bit off kilter but it’s hard to miss because he Does The Right Thing and he’s seemingly Broad Shouldered and Straight Backed At All Times, but he isn’t. It’s part of what I love about him and Felix. He gets to indulge in being a teensy rebellious and then not turn around and feel bad about it later.
21. Their favourite/comfort food?
Rice. It’s a staple for a reason. Less a comfort and more a food he enjoys: Beef teriyaki. When it’s on a skewer? Let’s just say he has to be mindful of his self control. Ends up with enough sticks to build a small log cabin. 
22. Do they go to the bar or stay at the station?
He stayed at the station. He’s a homebody, a bit. So going out wasn’t his ideal. He also had work to do.
23. Their gender/sexuality?
He/him and he associates with his designation at birth (so cis male). He’s bisexual. 
24. How did they handle the fight with Murphy? Did they get bitten?
If I remember right, he did pretty well (I mean he ended up bleeding so, like. BUT CONSIDERING!). Murphy got captured but he did get bitten. 
25. What do they usually wear? Has that changed?
He goes from Modern to stylish/professional if I remember correctly. 
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salut ellie! someone once asked you about your writing and you recommended falling in love with language and finding ways of writing you love. i was wondering, what books and/or writing styles are you in love with? it's just so interesting to know what somehow had an impact on the way you're writing bc i honestly adore your style
wow do you remember that ? that is such a flattering question oh my god. well, i’m still working on it. some of my favorites are (i’m very eclectic lmao) : 
- His Dark Materials (it’s a fantasy book series ‘for kids’ but it’s actually insanely deep and philosophic) is pretty much the first book series that made me fall in love with stories, and made me want to write. I think I found it when I was 10, and it completely shaped me. It’s so ambitious and clever, it never talks down to the reader, brings up those amazing worlds and philosophical concepts and is still accessible to kids. Most of all it is so committed to atmosphere, to making it vivid, to really make you go through what the characters are. I’m thinking of it and I can remember exactly certain passages in an almost sensory way : the witch Serafina Pekkala describing what it feels like to feel the Aurora Borealis on her bare skin as she is flying through the arctic. The polar bear Iorek giving Lyra frozen moss to help bandage his wounds after a battle. The grilled poppy heads that the Jordan College scholars at Oxford eat during a meeting. The little Gallivespians on their dragonflies and the way the sun reflects off their poisonous spurs. That’s how you make a story stick ; that’s how you can put in deep stuff without ever making it boring. I am so excited they’re making a tv series because that shit deserves some recognition. And I mean the whole plot about the importance of stories, free will, the horror of religious fundamentalism....always relevant. Philip Pullman’s stuff is great in general, I love his Sally Lockhart series, which is more adult and adventure focused, and is a great deal of fun. And of course, the sequel to HDM he’s been putting out recently. 
- I spent a lot of my teen years reading either crime novels or historical novels. (When I think of some of the stuff I read when I was 13 I’m like oh my god what were my parents doing lmao some of that was really horrible.) And I think it gave me a good feeling for suspense and setting, and how important tension is. One of my all time faves is Andrea Japp. She is a French writer who does mostly crime, involving complex/monstrous woman characters and a very sensory, poetic approach to language, often involving food, plants and poisons. My favorite by her is the “Season of the Beast”/Agnès de Souarcy chronicles, which is a crime series set in medieval times, with a cool independent lady at its core, crimes in a monastery, and this very gloomy end of times vibe that I love. I also read a lot of Scandi Noir stuff, I love the kind of ...laconic approach to life. And again : vibe. Vibe is so important. And Sherlock Holmes stories. I love the Mary Russell series that take place in that universe and are basically a big Mary Sue self insert guilty pleasure but are just. So much fun. 
- I like poetry a lot - not stuff that is too wordy, but something short, sharp and vivid. i think reading poetry is essential to feeding your inner ‘metaphor culture’. I love Mary Oliver. Rimbaud, too, that I read at 17 and rocked my world. One of my underrated faves is  Hồ Xuân Hương, a Vietnamese poet from the 18th century who was adept at using nature metaphors to hide both erotic stuff, irreverent jokes, and political criticism, and correspond with all the great scholars of her time under a pseudonym. Badass.  Recently I bought ‘Soft Science’ by Franny Choi, which is about cyborgs, having a female body, emotions and politics and it’s absolutely brilliant. 
- I love reading fairy tales, too. Currently reading (i always read a lot of books at once lol) Angela Carter’s Book of Fairy Tales, basically fairy tales for grown ups, collected from folklore all over the world, with an amazing kind of gruesome humor and wisdom. Norse mythology is also so damn funny. That one bit with Thor dressing up as a bride or Loki’s shenanigans...amazing. And I like fantasy, I find it very soothing to read for some reason, my fave has to be Robin Hobb and her Realm of the Elderlings series. And Terry Pratchett, especially the series with Death or the Witches. Just brilliant. Neil Gaiman too. 
- I tend to be very impatient when it comes to literary fiction, I find a lot of it is self-indulgent, dreary. I’m a genre reader through and through, I need to be amazed. I loved ‘the Elegance of the Hedgehog’ by Muriel Barbery though. Some stuff by Amélie Nothomb, Virginie Despentes occasionally (they’re French writers with a very dark, wry approach to life, tho the first is more polished acid and the second very punk rock). And ‘Special Topics in Calamity Physics’ by Marisha Pessl is pretentious as hell but a lot of fun, if you like dark academia. Salman Rushdie has a way with language that is amazing. 
- I read a lot of non-fiction. At the moment : the Cabaret of Plants (about the symbolic/socio historical meaning of plants and how they shaped history) by Richard Mabey and ‘Feminist Fight Club’ by Jessica Bennett. One I absolutely love is ‘the Botany of Desire’ by Michael Pollan in which he traces the history of four plant species (apple, potato, cannabis, tulip) and how they impacted us as much as we impacted them. I was obsessed with plants for most of my life as you can see lol (my mother is a herbalist and I wanted to become a botanist for quite a while.). Also philosophy/anthropology in little bits. I love Tim Ingold. Things about witches. Anything by Rebecca Solnit is incredible. 
- I’ve been reading a lot of YA recently, because it’s fun and quick and keeps me reading, and has a lot of good female characters. Big fave recently : Jane Unlimited by Kristin Cashore. It’s about a young bisexual woman who’s grieving and comes to this weird house full of doors, each of which leads to a different path in life, and we follow her through each choice she can potentially make, each of one becomes a different genre of story : creepy ghost story, spy story, sci-fi, cute romance, etc. It’s so innovative and it’s a story that is also bisexual culture at its core. Also I absolutely love love love love love (etc forever) the Raven Cycle series by Maggie Stiefvater. What she does with language is just so cool, because she stays simple and efficient but uses her metaphors in such a fulgurant, vivid way. Some of her lines are just. bam! genius. #goals. Also Ronan Lynch is probably THE character that helped me the most with my coming out. He’s one of my forever faves.  Of course Harry Potter, lmao, I was of the generation that pretty much grew up with him, the last book came out when I was 17. JK Rowling really should just stop rn. But I learned so much from those, about the importance of making your story feel like home, and having a clear emotional journey. And Harry is such a sarcastic little shit, I love him. And I love a Series of Unfortunate Events too, the darkly funny tone of it, the celebration of knowledge and resilience. 
- I think in terms of the classics (I had to read in school lmao), I do like Victor Hugo a lot even though some of his stuff just doesn’t fucking stop. I also like Balzac and his Comédie Humaine, he’s very observant, mean and funny when it comes to people (even though it’s depressing.) Colette is my grandma’s fave writer and she is a rockstar, I love her (also hella bi culture). Jane Austen is great, I read Pride and Prejudice in one night straight, I was so hooked. Love Jane Eyre too. I read On the Road by Jack Kerouac while hopped up on opioid pain killers and that’s probably the only way to appreciate it, but it did mark me.  
- But to be completely fucking candid, I probably read the most fanfic nowadays still. Esp since I got to college, I need to unwind when I read, and having characters you already know can be so comforting. Now, of course, there’s a lot of fanfic that is just fluff (nothing wrong with that) but I honestly really believe in the literary value of fanfic. Because some of that shit simply just really slaps and is well written. But also as a genre on its own : you just simply don’t get so much emotional nuance, and depth in most other things. Because these are characters we already know and the writers are not afraid to be self-indulgent and plot is secondary, we see shades of things that we never see anywhere else, we see relationships developping in the small things and wow that shit is breathtaking, bro, sometimes. The art of infinite variation on a theme. Even though a lot of fic writers could use a bit of stricter editing, and do stuff a bit too many unnecessary details in here, so does Victor Hugo soooooooo....
lol i could go on forever. i love book soooo much. uni kinda killed my reading appetite, I used to read several books a week when I was in middle school. hope i can get back there (although maybe not as much bc i have a life now lol.) but thinking about everything i have yet to read makes me sooooo happy. I want to get more into sci-fi, English lit classics. Basically I like stuff that’s witty, dark, political, hedonistic, with dry humor, but a warm heart. Stories that celebrate knowledge, curiosity and human weirdness. And that gets to the point. When I get bored by a book, I put it down, because I just don’t have the time. I also hate writers where you can tell that they think they’re better than other people. Misanthropy is boring. Thank you for this question anon I had a blast
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unplcnned-variable ¡ 5 years ago
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so last night I said I was going to post an info-dump-thing about resident evil OCs and I actually finished it lmao
I know no one is probably interested but!! I’m gonna post it anyways! partly because I didn’t save the file lol
Reina:
All of Reina's important info can be found here.
Reina is still in contact with Chris and Rebecca, mostly through email and phone. She rarely sees them in person anymore, which sucks, but at least she knows that they’re doing okay.
Even tho she's terrible at it, Reina still has a passion for photography, and takes pictures of everything she finds interesting.
She has a whole folder on her computer that's just pictures of Emilia and Rodger. It's titled "Motivation". Emilia cried when she saw it the first time.
After what happened at the Spencer Mansion, Reina started to write a lot about the hazards of bio-organic weapons, and what people can do to fight against bioterrorism without literally fighting it. Obviously, she doesn’t have access to tons of info, but she does what she can. She still writes about other things, of course.
Originally, she considered joining the BSAA, an option which was brought up by Chris, but she eventually decided against it. After all, Reina isn't a fighter - but she does her part by informing the public about the truth, even if not many people listen.
She also taught Emilia and Rodger how to use firearms, in case they ever got caught in a situation like she did.
Reina struggled with separation anxiety for a long time after Spencer Mansion, and the Raccoon City Incident didn’t help, but she slowly improved over time.
The song "Johnny Boy" by Twenty One Pilots radiates Reina energy tbh
Emilia:
Emilia is the kind of lady who LOOKS like she has herself together, but under the facade is a life that's being held together by duct tape and coffee.
She primarily works as a travel agent, which is how she met Reina, but likes to pitch in at local business when she has spare time.
Emilia never experienced a bioterrorist attack first-hand, but she's seen what it does to people through the affects it had on Reina, and later, Rodger.
Although she now works for a travel agency, she originally wanted to become a medic of some kind. After her college plans fell through due to lack of financial support, she scrambled for a job, and ended up with that career. She’s considered looking for medical-related jobs again, however, she’s not entirely sure if she’d still be good at it.
Not gonna lie, she probably reads the zodiac section in every magazine she comes across. It's not that she necessarily believes it, it's just that she likes to think that she knows what's coming next.
Terrified of spiders. Most bugs, come to think of it. She doesn’t hate them, she’s just scared of them. She always specifies that she doesn’t want them killed, just removed from where she is.
She and Reina were away on business matters whenever the Raccoon City Incident happened, but were just a bit outside the city whenever Rodger & Friends got out and sent word that they were okay. That’s the closest Emilia has ever gotten to a real Umbrella attack.
Although Emilia was, and still is, an extremely rule-abiding person, she tends to loosen up whenever Reina is around. She claims that Reina's a bad influence, though it's all in good fun.
Tbh the song "Light On" by Maggie Rogers reminds me of her.
Rodger:
The kind of guy to threaten to fight things two times his size, including B.O.W.s. He’s trying to match Chris Redfield’s attitude, but he’s just a little too happy-go-lucky to really get it right, if that makes sense.
Rodger was 15 whenever the Raccoon City Incident happened. He escaped with the Adesso Twins (Eleanora and Amore), two kids who went to the local high school.
He knows Leon, but didn't actually escape alongside him - Rodger and the Adesso twins just happened to run for the RPD when hell broke loose, figuring that the police could help them. Rodger did his best to help out with puzzles, but he and the twins eventually ended up parting ways with Leon. He tries to keep contact with him, but it’s gotten difficult over the years.
He totally joined the BSAA when he got old enough, as did Eleanora, but they were both assigned to different teams.
Rodger is the kind of guy who pretends to be super rough tumble, but inside is actually really excitable and sometimes he accidentally lets that shine through. It's always covered up pretty quickly, but it does happen.
He was pretty devastated when the news came out that Chris went missing. The guy was highkey his role model / hero. Of course, that made it all the better when he learned that he'd been found again.
Rodger was 5 years old when he was adopted, and he'd spent most of his previous five years in an orphanage. His biological parents were a poor couple from Canada, who couldn't afford to support themselves and a child. He has yet to meet them, but kind of hopes to someday.
He honestly kind of has a crush on both Eleanora and Amore, but he in general has a closer relationship with Eleanora, simply because it's difficult to really get to know Amore.
The song "The Fear" by The Score makes me think of him, or possibly "Growing Pains" by Alessia Cara.
The Adesso Twins:
This will probably be the shortest bit because these two are relatively new.
The Adesso Twins are, well, twins. They can never seem to get straight who is older (PS: it’s Amore).
Eleanora Adesso is the tougher of two, and was originally looking towards a career in boxing before she took up a job with the BSAA. Like her brother, she also gives off a cold vibe, but she’s much easier to get along with overall.
Amore Adesso tends to be a 'negative nelly', as Rodger puts it. They don't always mean to come off as such, they just tend to look at everything in a very analytical way. They honestly kinda remind me of Arcade Gannon, just with less sarcasm and more dry humor. They mean well, I swear.
Hhhh I'm tempted to make them HUNK’s kids because a.) I want to, and b.) I can, but on the other hand, that might be cliche, and I don't know if HUNK is really the kind of guy to have a family (plus he works for Umbrella, which would make a big conflict considering their professions), so I'm. Hmm. I dunno yet. I think it all depends on your idea on what HUNK is like when he’s not on the job.
Amore found purpose in studying B.O.W.s and trying to find ways to cure Umbrella-made viruses, instead of joining the BSAA, like Eleanora did.
Eleanora makes me think of the song "Stay Frost Royal Milk Tea” by Fall Out Boy (yes, that is the song titled), and Amore makes me think of "This is Home" by Cavetown, though this might change in the future.
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Sunflower and Tulip!
Sunflower: Is there somebody you look up to? Who are they? 
I’m blanking on specific people. I suppose it depends on the definition of “look up to.” If you mean someone I just straight-up admire, uhhhh Rebecca Sugar, to no one’s surprise. Every time I read/listen to her interviews etc, I’m struck by how fucking smart she is (she has a tendency to start quoting/name-dropping philosophers like it’s no big deal), and how much thought she’s put into her show. I know she’s trying to make the kind of show that she wished she’d had when she was younger, and that she feels a huge responsibility to do it right. I dunno if you listen to the podcast Queery (in which Cameron Esposito just talks to people) but the episode where she talks to Rebecca made me cry like....three times. Rebecca tends to come off as being really open and willing to be vulnerable when she talks to people, to the point where I worry about her! I sometimes wish I could just, like, talk to her for a few hours, but I know if I ever meet her I’m probably just gonna cry at her.
If you mean “role models I’d like to emulate” I mostly think of some of the amazing older women I know both in and out of fandom who Do What They Want without any shame. 
Tulip: Tell us about something precious to you. What value does it hold? Could we see a picture of it? 
My bicycles, which is three items, so I’m cheating. I don’t get out on rides (other than for transportation) as often as I used to, though I’m going to at least do an overnight trip this year if it fucking kills me, plus Pedalpalooza is coming up (aka all of June) and maybe this year I’ll do more than just the World Naked Bike Ride. (Man, in the late 00′s sometimes I went on multiple rides nearly every day--but it was also only 2.5 weeks instead of the whole month and I knew, like, half the people on most of the rides.)
Bicycles have been my primary mode of transportation for over a decade now, and they’re probably tied with my Adderall in terms of “things that have vastly improved my mental health.” I know I’m lucky to live in Portland, where it’s relatively easy to bicycle everywhere, and where there’s tons of places to go within a day’s ride (and plenty more places if you’re willing to add public transit). I stopped driving in 2001 because I just didn’t have the money anymore, and for a few years after that just did public transit and walking everywhere, and getting a bicycle (just after moving into Portland proper) was more freeing than you can possibly imagine. 
I’m also lucky in that I’m a person whose brain lights up with Happy Shit when I get on a bicycle--fairly common among people with ADHD, as it turns out. I’ll never forget one long-ass day on a trip with friends, where we biked from South Beach on the coast to the town of Corvallis, and some of the scenery was excellent, and there was a hill we were climbing, on some rural backroad, that was steep enough that some of us were “tacking,” riding back and forth in the road to lower the incline a little, and everyone was panting and gasping, and I was grinning like a complete goofball. 
And I did that cross-continent trip in 2011. I really want to do parts of that one again, god damn. 
Anyway, photos: 
This is the bicycle I got in 2006 that’s as old as my parents and that I was riding when I realized how much I loved cycling and wanted to do it every day forever (photo taken in early 2012), a Raleigh Sports: 
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Here’s me and the bicycle I rode cross-continent, taken in 2013 (lol see the nerdy stuff on my bag?), a mid-1990′s Novara Randonee: 
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And here’s me just after I bought the bicycle I still ride most days (and which is the same bicycle that’s in my tumblr/ao3 icons), taken in 2012, a then-new Linus Mixte: 
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redgillan ¡ 7 years ago
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Breaking the Rules - part 2
Bucky Barnes x Reader
Summary:  Modern!AU You hate James Barnes with a burning passion and the feeling is entirely mutual. Just when you think things can’t get any worse, you are tricked into attending his sister’s wedding as his girlfriend. Stuck with a bunch of strangers, you come up with a set of rules that are not going to last long.
Word Count:2,205
Warnings: The usual + Angst
A/N: I’m spamming you guys with fics lol sorry. Also please, don’t let this series flop, I beg you! Alright, I’ll stop whining now. Enjoy :)
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You woke up from your nap and stretched your arms over your head since there was no one sitting next to you. The book Bucky asked ordered you to read was on the empty seat next to yours. With a heavy sigh, you picked it up, threw it in your travel bag and left.
Bucky was waiting for you on the platform, his foot tapping impatiently. The next couple of days were going to be the longest of your life.
“Okay, so our weekend starts now,” you said, shoving your bag into his arms. “Rule #4 you have to carry my bag,” you reminded him.
“In case you haven’t noticed, I’m already carrying three bags. I am not a donkey!”
You took a step back and looked him up and down. Blowing out a frustrated breath, he shifted uncomfortably on his feet. He was carrying his suit on a hanger covered with plastic, a clip-on backpack and a messenger bag. The muscles in his jaw clenched when you shrugged.
“Not my problem,” you replied.
With a loud grunt, he slung the strap of your bag over his shoulder.  If looks could kill, you’d be dead by now. You tried not to show your amusement, but it was difficult to keep a straight face.
You fell into steps beside Bucky as you exited the station. His parents stood out among the small crowd, not only because of their size but because they were freakishly good-looking. His mother was waving her hand vigorously, a giant smile splitting her face.
“What’s your mom’s name?” you panicked.
Bucky’s head snapped toward you. “You didn’t read the book?”
“I fell asleep after the first paragraph. You have a very boring life.”
“For fuck’s sake! I have to obey your every whim, but you can’t read a few pages?”
“A few? It was over 200 pages, Barnes!” you whispered loudly as Bucky’s parents walked toward you.
“Stop calling me Barnes,” he hissed with a fake smile.
Mrs Barnes caught her son close in a bone-crushing hug, making him drop the bags. She pulled back to look at him, then hugged him again. Bucky hugged her back for a moment before he tried to wiggle away.
“Okay, let him breathe, Winnie,” his father laughed.
“I haven’t seen him in years.” She reluctantly let him go and gave him a disapproving look. “Why are you so skinny?”
“Ma’,” he whined, embarrassed.
Bucky was a lot of things, but skinny wasn’t one of them. His broad shoulders stretched the fabric of his jacket and his long muscular legs were encased in blue denim jeans, which he filled out quite nicely.
You blinked yourself back to reality, your face flaming hot. Realizing you must have spaced out, you cleared your throat.
“Nice to meet you, Mrs Barnes,” you said with a polite smile.
“Oh, please, call me Winnie. Mrs Barnes was his mother,” she said, gesturing to her husband.
His father introduced himself as George and held out his hand to shake yours. You stuttered slightly as you told him your name. Bucky was a carbon copy of his father, the only difference being that his father had more grey hair and wrinkles.
“We’re really happy to have you here,” he said, smiling brightly. “But we should get going or we might get caught in traffic.”
George gathered the bags and placed them in the trunk while you all took a seat. Bucky opened the door for you –rule #5- and sat next to you. You resisted the urge to squirm and turned your head to glance out the window.
The light of day was slowly fading into night and you focused your attention on the scarlet streaks flooding the darkening sky. It was so peaceful and quiet until Winnie spoke.
“Normally I wouldn’t allow you to sleep in the same bed, you’re not married after all, but since Nana is staying with us, we don’t have a spare room.” She looked over her shoulder to the back seat. “So behave.”
“Yikes! Don’t worry,” you replied and continued to stare out the window at the passing scenery.
She gave a satisfied nod and turned the radio on. You let go of the tension in your shoulders, lost in the comfort of the singer’s voice. You pulled out your phone and opened your text app. There was a message from an unidentified number.
‘Yikes, don’t worry’ ??? You sound so in love *eye-roll emoji*
You lifted your head to look at Bucky who was typing away on his phone. He pretended not to see you.
How did you get my number? you texted back.
Natasha.
You groaned out loud. Nat was a pain in the ass and you didn’t need her constant meddling. George peeked in the rear view mirror to make sure you were alright.
“Everything’s okay?”
“Oh, uh, yes.” You felt your face grow hot. “I just received a text from a weird man who keeps trying to befriend me.”  
A soon as the words left your lips, your phone buzzed in your hands. “Fartface,” was Bucky’s mature response. You saved his number under the name ‘Buttface’ and grinned to yourself as you pocketed your phone.
Soon after, George parked the car in the driveway that led to a beautiful two-story stucco house. There was a two car garage on the side of the house and the wraparound porch was crowded with fancy furniture, including a swing covered with pillows. It wasn’t a large house, but it looked like a nice place for kids to grow up.  
As soon as Winnie climbed out of the car, a girl ran toward her. She was tall, slender and had long brown hair with golden highlights.
“Becca just called,” the girl said, a little breathless. “There’s a problem with the car, but they’ll be here tomorrow.”
“Okay, I’m gonna try and call her. Your brother’s here.”
Brushing a hand across her daughter’s shoulder as she passed her, Winnie climbed the steps to the porch and disappeared through the front door. George followed her into the house, carrying most of the luggage. 
You felt a pang of remorse; your rules only applied to his stupid son. Before you could take a step toward him, Bucky’s sister appeared before you.
“You must be Bucky’s girl. I’m Elizabeth, but everyone calls me Lizzie.” She smiled as she took your hand and shook it hard. “I’m so happy to finally meet you.”
You tried to smile, but her enthusiasm was a little too much to handle. It was late and you just wanted to eat and go to bed. Bucky caught his sister when she launched herself at him. He hugged her tight, closing his eyes for a moment. Lizzie pushed him away when he blew a raspberry on her cheek.
“We’re having a barbecue at Steve’s house. There’s plenty of food and stuff. You can freshen up and then we’ll eat!”
Bucky showed you around the house while his parents and sisters went to the neighbour’s house.
The kitchen had two accesses, one from the living room and another from the laundry room. The guest bedroom was at the end of the hall between the master bedroom and a two-piece bathroom. 
The living room was connected to a stairwell that went up to the second floor. At one end of the hall were Bucky’s bedroom and a bathroom and at the other end were three bedrooms.
“How many sisters do you have?” you asked, once you were in his bedroom.
“Now you wish you had read the book, uh?”
“Kind of,” you admitted.
You looked around you, glancing at the simple bed against the far wall. You had expected to see a large bed and posters of bikini-clad girls on the walls, but there was none of that. It was like being inside a time capsule. Back to the 00s.
Bucky sat down in the old swivel chair behind his desk and clapped his hands once, pulling you out of your thoughts.
“Okay, let���s recap. I’m the oldest, then it’s Rebecca. You saw Lizzie downstairs, she graduated from Brooklyn Law School last year and Mary’s still in high school.
“My dad did two tours in Iraq and now he runs a restaurant with my best friend, Steve, who lives next door. My mom’s an accountant.”
You nodded. Your mind was racing, trying to process all the information Bucky had given you. It wasn’t easy, mostly because you didn’t care, but also because it had been a long and tiring day.
“I think I’ll remember,’ you said, rubbing your temples. “Where are you going to sleep?”
“There’s a sleeping bag under the bed,” he replied. “It’s old, but it’ll do.”
“Okay. Can we go now? I’m starving.”
Five minutes later, Bucky led you into the backyard of his neighbour’s house where his family was waiting for your arrival. Bucky introduced you to his sister, Mary, his best friend, Steve, and Steve’s wife, Peggy. 
You sat between Mary and Bucky and smiled politely as Winnie passed you a bowl of creamed green peas.
You made small talk with Bucky’s sisters, even though you hated the awkwardness of it. You found out some juicy gossip about Bucky and made a mental note to tease him about it later. Steve and George were talking about the restaurant while Winnie scolded her only son.
“You never call, you never visit. We didn’t even know you had a girlfriend!” she said, nodding toward you.
“Ma’, I’m sorry. I just have a lot of work, y’know. But I’m here now.”
Winnie waved her fork at him before she stabbed a slice of melon. “We’ll talk about this later.”
You heard Bucky gulp and you almost felt sorry for him. He knew his mother would nag him about it. She always had to be right and have the last word about everything.
You were so caught up in Mary’s story that you didn’t notice that Bucky had left the table. He had quietly slipped into the house with Steve and Peggy. The couple had some news they wanted to share with him, but they were afraid of his reaction.
“So,” Steve broke the silence after Peggy gave him an encouraging nod. “Your girlfriend seems great. You finally hav-”
“She’s a fucking pain in my ass,” Bucky groaned. “I thought I could do this, but I can’t. It’s impossible.”
“What the hell are you talking about?”
“I’m not dating her,” he explained, rolling his eyes as they stared at him, confused. “Seriously? You really thought we were dating? C’mon, we have nothing in common and she stands three feet away from me like I have the plague or something.”
Peggy snapped out of her confused state. “Who is she?”
“My neighbor’s best friend. Honestly, it was her idea. We can’t stand each other.”
“But... but...” Steve babbled, unable to form a coherent sentence. “Why?”
Bucky took a deep breath, hoping it would calm his nerves. “It’s just... I can’t show up alone, y’know? I can’t let Dot win. She needs to see that I’m happy and in love.”
“Bucky, don’t do that to yourself.”
He bit back in a silent groan. He knew it was crazy, but he hoped that his friends would understand why he had to do it.
“Ah, there you are! I thought you were hiding from me.”
His body automatically cringed at the sound of your cheerful voice. It sounded so fake. He knew you were enjoying this.
“What do you want?” he asked abruptly.
“Oh, you’re a Grumpy Gus today,” you exclaimed with a fake gleeful laugh and gave him a pointed look. A look that said ‘If you don’t calm down they’re gonna know we’re faking it.’
“They know we’re not really dating.” Bucky gestured loosely toward Steve and Peggy.
“Thank God!” you breathed out, dropping the act. “It’s exhausting having to put on an act all the time.”
“You don’t even look like you’re in love with me.”
“Oh, cry me a fucking river, Barnes!”
He opened his mouth to snap back a retort, but before he could, Peggy cleared her voice, reminding him that they were still in the room. There was no doubt in their minds that you and Bucky were faking a relationship.
“Oh, yeah, you wanted to tell me something, right?” Bucky suddenly remembered.
“I’m pregnant,” Peggy blurted out.
You felt Bucky tense next to you. He didn’t say anything, he just looked at them with an icy glare. Steve and Peggy waited for him to say something, but long minutes passed and a palpable tension began to build.
“Congratulations!” you said, giving them your best smile. “Sorry, it’s been a really long day. I think we should go.”
Bucky didn’t look at you as he bolted out of the room. He mumbled an apology to his parents and headed back to the house. You had to run to catch up with him.
“What’s the matter with you? You’re acting like a real jerk. Can’t you be happy for them? This may come as a surprise to you, but not everyone wants to fuck around all their lives.”
He spun around so fast that you almost crashed into him. “You don’t know me, you don’t know anything!”
He rushed up the porch steps and slammed the front door behind him.
Part 3
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superbatson ¡ 7 years ago
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groundhog day: a review
this got really long and became pretty much organized by song
here we go!
first off, the staging and choreography for this show is fantastic, i knew that right from the opening number. and each of the character's unique looks was very refreshing, especially considering how used to the costuming for jersey boys.
"small town, usa" is definitely a favorite song, has been since i listened to the soundtrack. phil is such an asshole in the beginning and andy does a great job playing him.
also rita dances a little when the ensemble breaks out into the groundhog jingle and it's???? so???? cute???? she is precious, protect her. (though she can probably handle herself, lol)
phil being a dick to the homeless guy was not cool, what an asshole
i can't remember the full line but the shorter cop's joke about the blizzard being a donut was great
i can't remember day two as much, ahh
day three was interesting. i like to title it existential crisis, the musical. it's just phil freaking the fuck out for three minutes. always kind of fun to listen to on the soundtrack, but the reactions were a little less exaggerated in the show, but it works, because you can see it. the soundtrack is, obviously, all sound, so you have to picture everything.
"stuck" has always been another favorite song of mine. honestly, i have so many faves in this show. why didn't tim get the tony for lyrics? ugh! 
anyway, the performance is even better. so, so funny. the enema part had everyone laughing, and i was too. again, choreography: a+
"nobody cares" is such a bop!!!! we had an understudy for ralph, i'll find the name later, but he was great. the choreography with the shot glasses was so clever, and was clearly inspired by THAT pitch perfect song.
(also, the car chase with the toy cars? hilarious. that aspect of the show, using toy cars to mimic driving, was also clever and very funny.)
the initial cop chase was hilarious too, with the guys holding the cars. ugh, i loved this show!!!
(also phil probably has a bondage kink bc tight handcuffs, pass it on)
(oh and a pain kink)
(i don't write smut but this show gave a fair amount of opportunity for kinks, okay?)
philandering was fun. the sex with nancy was... interesting. andy and rebecca were probably just standing there making sex noises, right? i can only imagine how hard it was to keep a straight face the first time they rehearsed that number.
(that was the number with him on the bed basically having a threesome, right? or foursome. there was a dude there. phil connors, bisexual icon.)
oh my god the diner scene. is it possible to be attracted to legs? bc andy has some nice ones. oh wow.
his acl must be doing better, though. it looked like just a compression sock-type thing was on. i'm glad he's feeling better.
(this was the song where he was even more of an asshole, right? bc it was so funny. i laughed the most here in act one, probably bc i didn't know what to expect, for once.)
"one day" is the best song in the show and you can fight me. barrett is amazing. definition of the word queen. where is her damn tony?
so, act two.
"playing nancy" is underrated. i was never a huge fan, but mostly bc i didn't know the character. now that i do, i love the song even more, and rebecca has a beautiful voice.
the next scene literally left me in shock. i knew phil's suicide was coming, but the way it happened - wow. he grabs the gun and goes beserk. he shoots the groundhog and then himself. my jaw was dropped until the spotlight came back on him in bed.
where "one day" is barrett's time to shine, "hope" is andy's. yes, he's the lead, he's been carrying songs the entire time, but this song features his absolute best vocals. i had chills. i think there were bits in this song, maybe when he kept ending up back in bed (what kind of sorcery is that? how do they do it? my mom literally asked me during the song and i was like "i have no idea"), or walked out with the covers, where people were laughing, and i didn't like it. feel what you want during a show, but suicide is not something to be taken lightly. i was close to tears during this song. absolutely amazing.
give andy karl a tony you cowards.
anywho, "everything about you" is beautiful. i loved that rita knew, even if she forgot the next day. i think it was a great development in their relationship. of course she hated him at first, but he kept changing, and i loved the trust they began to have in one another.
"night will come" also hit really hard. seeing the guy die over and over was not easy to watch, and i can only imagine how phil felt. but he kept trying, and i guess he just accepted that fate in the end, right? kinda the whole point of the song. and now knowing who the "her" was in the song also hit really hard. poor ned. such a sweet man, does not deserve that kind of pain and sorrow.
sorry if my comments are becoming repetitive, but "philanthropy" is also fun. very all over the place. i love the choreography. and phil's change in character. the tin man does have a heart after all! (does that count as a wicked reference? bc i would love to make jokes about andy's other roles. there are just... so many...)
gonna skip over punxsutawney rock bc it's kinda forgetful...
"seeing you" leaves me in tears every time. from andy's soft, sweet vocals to the scenery. gorgeous song, gorgeous performance. i loved it so much.
and for the record, i am phil/rita trash. i am ready to write 10,000 soulmate aus for them. or any au. just give me all the fics. (the show has an ao3 tag now and i am ready to read everything.)
the ending is one of the best parts of the show. i was so happy phil got out of the loop, and i was a little surprised to see that rita spent the night. but i definitely don't think they slept together in /that/ way. i can see them being up late, talking about life and the snow and the town, and rita conks out and phil just smiles and falls asleep next to her. (probably doesn't really touch her much bc he knows she has boundaries.)
(look at me, already writing the fic. i'm shipper trash, boom.)
so, yeah, amazing show overall. i would love to go back, but bronx tale is my next must-see before its leads leave. (richard, most importantly, but i really wanna see bobby too bc he is phenomenal on the soundtrack - but anyway.) but who knows if i'll even get to see another show this year? last year was an unusual circumstance, with jersey boys closing and all.
i gotta talk characters real quick bc i love them all!!! fred and debbie were precious lil beans. ned was nice, and i think i've seen people ship him with phil and now i see why. nancy was sweet and thankfully got a happy ending (with the camera guy!!! aww!!!). the mayor was funny (when he talked to phil the groundhog in the bar, it had the theater laughing every single time). ralph and his drinking pal were fun and lowkey gay. (they're dating shhh.)
also!!!! the waiter guy - billy? - was dancing with the shorter cop guy (i forget his name!!!) during "seeing you" and i almost screamed. not huge representation, but still there and quite cute. (and the fact that billy's accidental coming out was glossed over and not a big deal was v great to see.)
rita is my feminist queen and i love her. 
phil is... a dick. but a redeemable one at that, as he proved in the show. i love him too and am totally adopting him, lol. he needs protection (but rita probably has that covered).
i would totally give the show a 9/10. again, would love to see a second time. such a fun show with a lot of heart. i felt so at home in august wilson, i would go back once a year if i could.
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queensoybean0724 ¡ 8 years ago
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Corrupting the Princess
Okay, so a week or so ago, I was chatting with @sharknadoslut and I told her about an inside joke/fantasy that my bestie and I had.  Long story short, Loki was king of Asgard and I was his queen.  My friend was the princess even though she wasn’t my daughter.  Then I added Eric from Divergent into the mix saying he was my protector which was trying because I wanted to remain faithful to Loki yet I had these rising feelings for Eric (LOL it sounds so ridiculous to write this out) and Holly said, ooh I wanna be a princess!  So I said, okay and I will assign Digger to be your protector.  I started to brainstorm and this oneshot is what I concocted.  I hope you all enjoy!
Title: Corrupting the Princess
Characters: Digger Harkness/Holly
Rating: NC-17 for language and sex
Word Count: 2876
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A loud noise jolted Holly from a restful sleep.  Her eyes flew open as she sat up straight in her bed.  The bedchamber was dark and it took a few seconds for her sight to adjust.  The silk drapes were drawn but they were sheer enough to allow the moonlight to spill in from the open window, which was where the loud noise was coming.
 Holly tossed aside her bed sheets and placed her feet on the floor.  She adjusted her merlot colored nightgown.  The front dipped low, showcasing her cleavage and the hem hung to mid thigh.  She reached for her silk robe, shoving her arms in as another boisterous yell and a litany of cackles came from outside her window.
Marching to the window, Holly opened the drapes and looked down.  Her eyes narrowed in annoyance as she took in the scene from her second story window. The soldiers of the castle were seated around a bonfire, drinking beer and laughing loudly.  From where Holly stood and listened, she could barely make out one the men telling a story of a whore from another realm and how she did the dirtiest things for next to no payment.
 Holly’s eyes fell on her protector who was laughing the loudest of all of the men.  Digger Harkness, known as Captain Boomerang on Midgard, was a jewel thief and common criminal.  He was also stealthy, incredibly strong, and agile with an array of weapons.  His own signature weapons were boomerangs fitted with sharp knives along the edges, thus giving him his moniker.  He was able to whip them through the air, hit his target every time, and they flew back around into his grasp effortlessly.
 How Digger had been assigned as her protector, she’ll never know, but deep down she couldn’t lie and say that he wasn’t easy on the eyes. He was 6’2 and incredibly muscular. His brown hair sat matted and curly atop his head, mostly hidden by his beanie.  A large overcoat and a tracksuit jacket with the word “Captain” across the chest made him look slightly bigger than what he really was.  Holly had found herself staring out of her window at him almost every day as he trained with the rest of the soldiers.  During these times he had worked up such a sweat that both jackets were cast aside and she was able to admire him in his blue jeans and gray wife beater.  He can be crude at times, but fuck me, he is so hot, Holly would think to herself.
 All of the royalty in the castle were assigned protectors to watch over their person.  Anytime they would leave the castle, their protector had to be with them at all times. Holly was the newest princess in the castle and by that time, Digger had moved up in the ranks and was given the position of protector of Holly.
 Holly would keep her head held high as he walked behind her on her daily walks through the gardens.  She could feel his eyes checking her out constantly.  She whirled around once and caught him and all he did was smile and wink.  “I know you’re looking at me,” Holly had accused, turning to face him, “are you going to admit it?  What if I tattle on you to the king…you could lose your job!”
 Digger had chuckled, taking a step closer to Holly. “You could snitch on me, lovely,” Digger growled, his height looming over her, “but somethin’ tells me ya like me lookin’ at ya…”  Holly had rolled her eyes and turned around to continue walking.  “Don’t flatter yourself,” she grumbled but upon hearing his soft, teasing laugh, Holly felt the slightest flutter in her lower abdomen. She did like the idea of Digger looking at her and wondering what he thought.
 As a princess, she was always adorned in the most beautiful of gowns.  Her queen, Rebecca, had the maidservants stitch and make dresses from the most beautiful of silks and fabrics in the realm.  There were close to ten other “princesses” in the castle, quotations being used appropriately seeing as Rebecca did not birth the women herself. In this castle, things were unorthodox and titles did not have the historical relevance here.  If you were Rebecca’s friend and wished to be a princess, you were a princess.
 Princesses were held in high regard and expected to be on their best behavior.  They were intelligent, beautiful, and must be poised.  Holly always hated having to be on her toes, especially since Rebecca didn’t always follow suit.  Holly couldn’t count how many times she had walked in on Loki and Rebecca fooling around in the library or could hear them fucking late at night from down the hall. It was time for Holly to let her hair down and get into some mischief.
 But mischief was far from her mind in this moment.  These brutes had woken her up and she wanted sleep.
 “Hey!” she yelled at the men below, “shut the hell up! You assholes woke me up!”
 All of the soldiers, including Digger, raised their gazes up to Holly’s bedroom window.  Upon seeing the beautiful woman with her hair blowing in the wind and robe open, they instantly began to whistle and holler up at her.  “Hey sweetheart,” one of them sputtered drunkenly, “come down here and let us see those sweet tits up close!”
 Holly looked down to see that the robe was hanging open and her low cut nightie was leaving very little to the imagination.  She swiftly covered herself as Digger stood to his feet.  “Dahlin’,” he bellowed, “what is it that me princess needs?  Anything in the world, just name it!”
 “I want you all to shut the hell up and let me sleep!” Holly hissed at the men.  Her eyes were on Digger as he chugged the can of beer in his hand.  His gaze never left hers as he finished his beverage.  He crushed the can and threw it to the side as he made his way to the castle.
 “Oh, me poor princess is tired,” Digger chuckled in his Australian accent, “allow me to come up and read ya a bedtime story, yeah?”
 Holly’s mouth fell open in astonishment as Digger began to climb the wall up to her bedroom window.  “Are you crazy?!” Holly spat at him, “you’re gonna fall!”
 The other men around the fire were in hysterics, falling over each other and laughing tremendously.  Digger was agile, scaling the wall like he was rock climbing.  As angry as Holly was, she said a silent prayer that he would not fall and break his neck.
 “Here I am, me sweet girl!” Digger announced, pulling himself up to Holly’s windowsill.
 “Oh my God, you are fucking insane!” she squealed, grabbing his arm to keep him from swaying.  Digger turned to look down at his fellow soldiers, letting out a triumphant yell before falling into the window.  The silk drapes tangled between his body and Holly’s body as he fell on top of her.  The loud tearing sound overhead echoed in the room as the drapes billowed around Digger and Holly.
 Holly kicked and scrambled from under the drapes as Digger lay on his back, laughing loudly.  “You are unbelievable!!” she whispered, standing to her feet to look down upon Digger.
 He grunted as he stood up and looked around at the mess he made. “It could’ve been worse,” he reasoned, smiling down at Holly, “ya can take it out of me paycheck!”  Holly exhaled loudly and shook her head.  A glint of light changed in Digger’s eyes as he looked down at her.  His gaze moved to her breasts.  The struggle made the robe come undone again.  The breeze from the window gave Holly’s hair a wild and unkempt look. The alcohol in Digger’s system altered his usual swagger as he lunged forward and pulled Holly’s body against him.
 “Digger!  What the hell are you doing?” Holly asked, her hands at his chest, trying to push him away.  His tracksuit jacket was hanging open and the gold chain around his neck lightly swayed against her cheek as he pulled her closer.  Digger wrapped his other arm around her body, using his legs to pry her knees apart.  Holly gasped loudly as he succeeded in flattening the front of her body against his. The unmistakable feel of his hard cock through his jeans pushed against her stomach.
 “Feel that, luv?  Yeah?  Feel how hard I’m gettin’?” Digger growled against Holly’s hair.  She whimpered, wishing for the mental strength to push him away, but feeling the arousal begin to churn inside of her.  She had fantasized about his strong arms around her, of how his cock would feel, and just how roughly he would take her.
 “Digger…please…” Holly whimpered, turning her face away. Her face felt hot as she blushed. His fingers dug into her back, keeping her tight against him.
 “I see it when ya look at me, princess,” Digger murmured into her ear, “ya supposed to be saintly and proper…but the way ya look at me…ya want me to fuck ya…I know it and ya know it…just say yes, sweetie…”
 Holly couldn’t hold back her whimper and Digger chuckled. His hands went to the backs of her thighs and swiftly picked her up.  “Hold on tight…” he said as Holly’s legs wrapped around his waist.  Her arms went around his neck as he walked the both of them to her bed.  She was unable to contain herself as she began to grind her hips against him as he laid her down.
 “Mmmmmm….just like that, dahlin’,” Digger growled as he sat up and unzipped his jacket.  He swiftly discarded the jacket as Holly sat up long enough to remove her robe.  She moved backwards to her pillow and lay back as Digger crawled between her legs.
 “Show Daddy what a dirty little princess you are…”
 Holly couldn’t believe how willing she was to obey him and do what he said.  She opened her mouth and moaned loudly as she spread her legs for him.  Digger moved to her left leg, kissing along her inner thigh. He took his time, getting closer and closer to her panties.
 “Such a sweet little princess…” Digger moaned, running his hands along the underside of her thighs, “everyone thinks you are so innocent and posh…but you’ll get filthy for Daddy, won’t ya?”
 “Y-yes…” Holly whimpered, reaching her right hand to his head. Her fingers ran through his curls as Digger stopped between her legs.  He sat up on his elbows, hooking his fingers from both hands into her panties. Digger looked up at Holly’s face as he took the silken fabric and began to work it back and forth between her pussy lips.
 “FUCK!!!!” Holly screamed out, arching her back.  Her head fell back into the pillow and her legs opened wider.  Digger laughed as he continued teasing her clit with her panties.  “Good girl…” he encouraged, “…that’s Daddy’s good little princess…it feels good, doesn’t it?  To feel such softness against your hardened clit?”
 Holly’s hands gripped the bed sheets as her chest rapidly rose and fell.  Not even her own fingers could make her feel this good.  All of the nights she had spent in bed, fantasizing about Digger and touching herself…nothing prepared her for him.
 Digger pulled aside her panties and leaned forward, pushing his flat tongue between her pussy lips.  He pushed into her cunt and tongue fucked her relentlessly.  His growls and moans were muffled between her legs and Holly felt as if she would go insane.  Her hands flew up to the headboard as she gripped the railings, holding on for dear life.  “Digger…oh God…please don’t stop…oh fuck me…fuck me…”
 Digger chuckled as his tongue pulled out of her pussy and moved up to her clit.  It twisted and turned around her, tickling softly before he sucked it between his lips. Holly felt her vision go hazy and her orgasm rise quickly.
 “I’m gonna cum…Digger…I’m gonna cum…”
 Digger pulled away immediately, looking down at Holly with a mischievous smile.  “FUCK!” Holly whimpered, looking up at him with pleading eyes, “don’t stop…”
 Digger pulled his wife beater up over his head and tossed it to the floor, going for his jeans next.  “I want ya to show me how bad ya can be for Daddy…”  He pushed his jeans down his legs, kicking his boots off before throwing his jeans aside.  His hands went to Holly’s panties, pulling them down her legs.
 “What do you want me to do?” Holly asked hesitantly as she sat up on her elbows.  Digger pulled her up by her arms and sealed his lips over hers.  She could taste the beer on his tongue and it further ignited the arousal in her body.  Digger crushed her body in his embrace and rolled over onto his back, pulling her on top of him.  His hands took her nightgown and pulled it up over her head.
 “Ride me, princess,” Digger commanded, both hands grabbing her bare ass, “show Daddy how much ya want his cock…”  
 Holly’s head was spinning as she quickly got her bearings straddling Digger.  Looking down between him, her eyes widened at the size of his prick.  It lay thick and hard against his stomach, pre cum already leaking at the tip.  She was unsure of whether or not she could accommodate him inside of her but she was sure as shit gonna try.
 Her soft hand slowly wrapped around his length as she inched forward to sink down on him.  Digger uttered a string of curses as Holly lowered herself over the head.
 “Ohhhhhh fuck yes…” Digger moaned, watching intensely. Holly’s eyes squeezed shut as she felt her tight walls take in his cock.  She was soaking wet.  Her walls were stretching out as she sunk slowly downward.
 “That’s it…keep going…you are so tight, princess…my tight little princess…ya makin’ Daddy feel good…”
 Holly’s head fell back, her hair sliding down her back. Digger’s words of encouragement gave her the added push to keep sinking deeper over him.  Finally, after almost a full minute, she had every inch of him inside of her.
 Holly instinctively clenched around his prick to which Digger let out a throaty FUCK!!! Her tight cunt hugged him so perfectly and he had to keep his wits about him lest he grip her hips and split her in two. “Ride me…” Digger growled through clenched teeth.  Holly’s thighs trembled as she placed her hands on his stomach and slowly started to move.
 The foreign feeling of him stuffed inside of her, filling her up and stretching her out, was a bit uncomfortable at first.  She slowly gyrated on top of him, watching him as his eyes drank in every ounce of her naked body.  His hands moved up to her breasts, kneading and squeezing, stopping momentarily to pinch her nipples.
 “Uhhh!” Holly whimpered, biting her lower lip.  The mixture of pain felt amazing.  She didn’t think of herself as someone who could be into anything too painful, despite the intriguing reading she found in the library, but in this moment with Digger it made her wet and desperate for more.
 “Ya wanna ride Daddy faster, dahlin’?  Yeah?  Come on, princess…”
 Digger’s hands moved all over her body, caressing her soft skin.  Holly felt her body relaxing more and more as her hips started to move faster.  The moans slipping past her lips were getting louder.  Her clit was rubbing against Digger’s skin.  He braced his feet on the bed and used it as leverage to slowly start pumping up inside of Holly.  The visual of her on top of him, her breasts bouncing, and her moans echoing in the room was enough to drive Digger crazy.
 “Fuck!!!  Take it, princess!  Take Daddy’s cock in ya tight lil’ cunt!” Digger shouted.  He sat up and wrapped his arms around Holly, pulling her face to his. He kissed her hard as their hips slapped against each other.  Holly pulled away, looking into Digger’s eyes.
 “Fuck me, Daddy…please…harder, Daddy, harder…”
 Digger’s mouth formed a sinister grin, his fingers tangling into her hair.  He hammered up into Holly, him grunting with each thrust.  Holly’s fingernails dug into his upper back as she bucked and swiveled her hips faster.  The both of them were getting closer to their release.
 “Cum for me, my dirty little princess…cum for Daddy…cum for Daddy…”  Digger’s eyes widened as a cacophony of expletives flew out of his mouth.  Holly screamed as her body grew taut and her pussy walls spasmed around his cock.  His cum spurted inside of her.  His strong arms circled around Holly, holding her tight.  Holly held tight to his back, her body shuddering.
 Aftershocks traveled from one to the other as they caught their breaths.  Digger lay back on the bed, pulling Holly with him.  She rested her head against his chest, nuzzling his chest hair with her nose.  She smiled as she purposely clenched around him again, making him grunt audibly.
 “Bad girl…” Digger chastised playfully, reaching down to spank her ass.
 “Only for Daddy…” Holly murmured with a sly smile on her face.
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1: My name? Ashley 2: Do I have any nicknames? Ashknee 3: Zodiac sign? Pisces 4: Video game I play to chill, not to win? Grand Theft Auto 5 5: Book/series I reread? Dear John 6: Aliens or ghosts? Ghosts 7: Writer I trust enough to read whatever they write? Nicholas Sparks 8: Favourite radio station? God I haven't listened to the radio in years 9: Favourite flavour of anything? Caramel 10: The word that I use all the time to describe something great? Amazing 11: Favourite song? Right now it's Shape of You by Ed Sheeran 12: The question you ask new friends to get to know them better? I don't have a specific question I go around asking new people 13: Favourite word? Fuck 14: The last person who hurt me, did I forgive them? Eh 15: Last song I listened to? Go to question 11 16: TV show I always recommend? Scream Tv Series but right now I'm telling everyone about Riverdale 17: Pirates or ninjas? Pirates 18: Movie I watch when I'm feeling down? Annie or The Wizard of Oz 19: Song that I always start my shuffle with/wake-up song/always-on-a-loop song? That's The Way It Is by Celine Dion 20: Favourite video games? Grand Theft Auto 21: What am I most afraid of? Death 22: A good quality of mine? I'm reliable 23: A bad quality of mine? I'm very honest 24: Cats or dogs? I have 5000 cats so I'm obligated to say cats but I'd be down for a dog too 25: Actor/actress you trust enough to watch whatever they're in? Leo DiCaprio or Tom Hanks 26: Favourite season? Spring 27: Am I in a relationship? Yeah right 28: Something I miss? Not being an adult 29: My best friend? Rebecca 30: Eye colour? Brown 31: Hair colour? Naturally it's brown but right now I have a ombré going on 32: Someone I love? My grandma 33: Someone I trust? Colleen 34: Someone I always think about? James 35: Am I excited about anything? Going to Mexico next year 36: My current obsession? Parenthood (the show) 37: Favourite TV shows as a child? Fresh Prince 38: Do I have someone of the opposite sex that I can tell everything to? Michael 39: Am I superstitious? Eh 40: What do I think about most? Life 41: Do I have any strange phobias? Eyes 42: Do I prefer to be in front of the camera or behind it? In front of lmao 43: Favourite hobbies? Reading 44: Last book I read? Milk and Honey 45: Last film I watched? Big Daddy 46: Do I play any instruments? I can kinda play the piano 47: Favourite animal? Koalas, turtles or elephants 48: Top 5 blog on Tumblr that I follow? None 49: Superpower I wish I could have? Time travel 50: How do I destress? Sleep 51: Do I like confrontation? Not really 52: When do I feel most at peace? When I'm relaxing in my room listening to music 53: What makes me smile? Willow 54: Do I sleep with the lights on or off? Off 55: Play any sports? Lol 56: What is my song of the week? Shape of you 57: Favourite drink? Lemonade 58: When did I last send a handwritten letter to somebody? Probably the second grade 59: Afraid of heights? Depends how high 60: Pet peeve? Slow walkers 61: What was the last concert I went to see? Backstreet Boys 62: Am I vegetarian/vegan/pescatarian? No 63: What occupation did I want to do when I was younger? A writer or a dancer 64: Have I ever had a friend turn enemy? Yes many 65: What fictional universe would I like to be a part of? Oz 66: Something I worry about? My future 67: Scared of the dark? No 68: Who are my best friends? Rebecca and Colleen 69: What do I admire most about others? Their passions 70: Can I sing? Sometimes 71: Something I wish I could do? Travel 72: If I won the lottery, what would I do? Buy my mom a new car 73: Have I ever skipped school? Yes 74: Favourite place on the planet? Beaches or anything that has to do with nature 75: Where do I want to live? Ireland 76: Do I have any pets? I have an army of cats 77: What is my current desktop picture? There's a heart of it 78: Early bird or night owl? Both 79: Sunsets or sunrise? Sunrise 80: Can I drive? Yes 81: Story behind my last kiss? We were chilling and it happened like it naturally does 82: Earphones or headphones? Earphones 83: Have I ever had braces? No 84: Story behind one of my scars? I fell on glass and a bunch of it got into my hand 85: Favourite genre of music? Rock 86: Who is my hero? My mom and grandma 87: Favourite comic book character? Archie 88: What makes me really angry? Men 89: Kindle or real book? Real book 90: Favourite sporty activity? I guess baseball 91: What is one thing that isn’t tight in schools that should be? Bullying 92: What was my favourite subject at school? Art and Music 93: Siblings? I have a step brother named Joe and a brother named Michael 94: What was the last thing I bought? Candy at the movie theatre 95: How tall am I? 5'7'' 96: Can I cook? Yes 97: Can I bake? Yes 98: 3 things I love? Chocolate Netflix My cat 99: 3 things I hate? Men Liars Donald Trump 100: Do I have more girl friends or boy friends? Yes 101: Who do I get on with better, girls or boys? Boys 102: Where was I born? Long Island 103: Sexual orientation? Straight 104: Where do I currently live? Long Island 105: Last person I texted? Steven 106: Last time I cried? The movie theatre when I was watching Newsies 107: Guilty pleasure? Netflix 108: Favourite Youtuber? Ellie and Jared Mecham, also Bonnie and Joel Hollein 109: A photo of myself. Nah b 110: Do I like selfies? Yeah 111: Favourite game app? Right now I'm obsessed with Cooking Dash 112: My relationship with my parents? My moms my bff 113: Favourite accents? Brooklyn accents and Spanish accents 114: A place I have not been but wish to visit? Ireland 115: Favourite number? 8 116: Can I juggle? No 117: Am I religious? Somewhat 118: Do I like space? Yes 119: Do I like the deep ocean? Yes 120: Am I much of a daredevil? Depends on my mood 121: Am I allergic to anything? People 122: Can I curl my tongue? Yes 123: Can I wiggle my ears? Ye 124: Do I like clowns? No 125: The Beatles or Elvis? The Beatles 126: My current project? Get my life together 127: Am I a bad loser? No a good loser 128: Do I admit when I wrong? Sometimes 129: Forest or beach? Depends 130: Favourite piece of advice? Be who you thought you'd be when you were younger 131: Am I a good liar? Oh yeah 132: Hogwarts house / Divergent faction / Hunger Games district? Gryffindor, Amity, whatever District Effie is in cause this girl is not about to go into the Hunger Games 133: Do I talk to myself? Yeah I'm my best friend 134: Am I very social? I can be 135: Do I like gossip? Yes xoxo gossip girl 136: Do I keep a journal/diary? I used to 137: Have I ever hopelessly failed a test? Yes 138: Do I believe in second chances? Yes 139: If I found a wallet full of cash on the ground, what would I do? Return it to the nearest store or building 140: Do I believe people are capable of change? Yes 141: Have I ever been underweight? No 142: Am I ticklish? Yes 143: Have I ever been in a submarine? No 144: Have I ever been on a plane? Yes 145: In a film about my life, who would I cast as myself, friends and family? Oh man honestly I have no clue no one would make a movie about my life all it would be is me watching show after show on Netflix 146: Have I ever been overweight? Yes 147: Do I have any piercings? 14 148: Which fictional character do I wish was real? Lorelei Gilmore 149: Do I have any tattoos? 6 150: What is the best decision I have made in life so far? To be myself 151: Do I believe in Karma? Ye 152: Do I wear glasses or contacts? Both 153: What was my first car? :)))) 154: Do I want children? Yes 155: Who is the most intelligent person I know? So many people I know are smart 156: My most embarrassing memory? The other day at work I called a guys daughter a he 157: What makes me nostalgic? Music 158: Have I ever pulled an all-nighter? Yes 159: Which do I value more in others, brains or beauty? Brains 160: What colour mostly dominates my wardrobe? I actually have a lot of creme and blues 161: Have I ever had a paranormal experience? Yes 162: What do I hate most about myself? My anxiety 163: What do I love most about myself? My willingness to help others 164: Do I like adventure? Yes 165: Do I believe in fate? Yes 166: Favourite animal? Koala 167: Have I ever been on radio? No 168: Have I ever been on TV? Yes 169: How old am I? I'll be 21 in a week #hellaold 170: One of my favourite quotes? Shadows bring the starlight You just gotta give hope a chance to float up 171: Do I hold grudges? I can 172: Do I trust easily? Yes 173: Have I learnt from my mistakes? Probably not 174: Best gift I’ve ever received? My mom surprised me with a camera two Christmas ago 175: Do I dream? Yes 176: Have I ever had a night terror? Yes 177: Do I remember my dreams, and what is one that comes to mind? Last night I dreamt that I was the new Michael Jackson 178: An experience that has made me stronger? So many 179: If I were immortal, what would I do? Travel 180: Do I like shopping? Yes 181: If I could get away with a crime, what would I choose to do? @ Donald Trump 182: What does “family” mean to me? Ohana 183: What is my spirit animal? A sloth 184: How do I want to be remembered? As king, caring and, loving 185: If I could master one skill, what would I choose? How to play the guitar 186: What is my greatest failure? My whole life lol 187: What is my greatest achievement? Being a sister, daughter, cat mom 188: Love or money? Love 189: Love or career? Love 190: If I could time travel, where and when would I want to go? Omg Ireland for the hundredth time 191: What makes me the happiest? Movies 192: What is “home” to me? My room 193: What motivates me? The people surrounding me 194: If I could choose my last words, what would they be? See you all in hell 195: Would I ever want to encounter aliens? No 196: A movie that scared me as a child? Nightmare on Elm Street 197: Something I hated as a child that I like now? Broccoli 198: Zombies or vampires? Vampires 199: Live in the city or suburbs? City 200: Dragons or wizards? Wizards 201: A nightmare that has stayed with me? My life 202: How do I define love? When you can look at the other and just see happiness 203: Do I judge a book by its cover? Sometimes honestly 204: Have I ever had my heart broken? Oh yeah 205: Do I like my handwriting? Yes 206: Sweet or savoury? Sweet 207: Worst job I’ve had? Swirls and twirls 208: Do I collect anything? Playbills 209: Item of clothing or jewellery you’ll never see me without? My grandmas earrings 210: What is on my bucket list? Travel 211: How do I handle anger? Breathe 212: Was I named after anyone? No 213: Do I use sarcasm a lot? My first language 214: What TV character am I most like? Carrie Heffernan 215: What is the weirdest talent I have? Having the attention span to focus 216: Favourite fictional character? Dory
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