#but moses supposes erroneously

[calamarispiderart]

nothing nothing nothing nothing NOTHING NOTHING EVER AND EVER OR EVER OR ANYTHING NOT EVER AGAIN

[captainlordauditor]

Moses supposes his toeses are roses, but Moses supposes erroneously. Here's 500 pages of Talmud explaining why.

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

Moses supposes his toses are roses but moses supposes erroneously because moses he knowses his toses arent roses as moses supposes his toses to be

god damn this really was written huh

Moses supposes his toses are roses but moses supposes erroneously because moses he knowses his toses arent roses as moses supposes his toses to be

[mythicalmagical-monkeyman]

Macaque: Moses supposes his toes are roses, but Moses supposes erroneously, The Mayor: But Moses he knowses his toeses aren't roses, as Moses supposes his toeses to be! Syntax: *from the other room* IF WHAT I THINK IS HAPPENING IS HAPPENING, IT BETTER NOT BE!!

[beardedmrbean]

Let's say, hypothetically, that Moses supposes his toeses are roses. Now, obviously, that cannot be true. If we're thinking logically, then we'd have to conclude that Moses supposes erroneously. If you actually think critically and use reason, I'd wager that, Moses, he knowses his toeses aren't roses but, because of how songs are structured, it's got to be a rose because it rhymes with Mose.

Submitted by @heatandapathy

Singin' in the Rain is a movie that deserved all the awards and then some, should have invented some new one's just for it.

I gotta poke my nose round and see if I can locate a musical that both Donald O'Conner and Danny Kaye did together.

I've probably already seen it if it exists too, just not showing in my head right now.

[burningfeathersx]

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He had urges now. And a sense of boredom. Movies seemed MUCH more appealing now. So he'd gone to exploiting Vox's movie collection while he had the energy to up and moving about the tower now that their guest was gone.

Today was Singin' In The Rain (1952).

And, oh no, he got Moses Supposes stuck in his head.

F-fuck.

His head was still Song based and he spent the next hour with it rolling around in his head before he slammed the fridge door shut and just got it over with!

Time to sing! (He didn't dance! Fuck that! And it was only a portion.)

"Moses supposes his toeses are Roses, But Moses supposes Erroneously, Moses he knowses his toeses aren't roses, As Moses supposes his toeses to be! Moses supposes his toeses are Roses, But Moses supposes Erroneously, A mose is a mose! A rose is a rose! A toes a toes!"

Just got to get it out of his head!

[ryo0o0o]

Marcello (pronounced Mar-chel-lo)

Leonardo (Leo)

Dorothy (Dot)

Moses Supposes His Toeses Are Roses But Moses Supposes Erroneously (Rosie)

[cptjimmy]

Do you think Moses supposed his toes are roses, but I think he supposed to erroneously. For nobody’s toes are posies of Rosie’s, as Moses supposed his toes to be..

"..... it's too early for this bullshit.... fuck, let me at least finish my second cup of coffee...."

His voice still holds that irritated and angry tone, but the bite it would usually have seems to be missing.

[monsooninn]

Berakhot 10b: 34. "El Shaddai."

Now we need to know what happened before the Big Bang, when God said let there be Light. The Zohar gave our ancient sages a bizarre form of Mai, which is shorthand for Moses called Maitibi, which means "The one who sets us free is me, He is in me, I am in Him, He is the Most Benevolent, the One Who Resides in the House of Israel" except there is a heraphon hidden in the words, Iam Horat Ibitai, אי עם הוראת יביט, "the Island comes with an Instruction Book."

This I learned by creating an anagram using the next Mishnah:

34. Maitibi: The one who reads from here to there has not lost, like a person who reads the Torah, but he is blessed both before it and one after it. You will be blessed, you will be saved.

So in addition to "be nice and you will be saved," we are told we cannot just read the Torah cover to cover we must read it using anagrams. There is no way to avoid it as we have seen the words stick together like genes on a strand of DNA.

The Value in Gematria is 10243, יב‎ד‎ג, "lose, waste, destroy, annihilate."

God is a collection of violent forces called Shaddai El, "Until the day you fly on your own."

They are gods from the ancient world whose duties including stirring up the natural world so its produce is possible. They are associated with Asmodel the bull god and the Bull Host which are supposed to usher in the beginning:

"The noun שד (shed) is commonly but erroneously translated as demon. It's a loan word — from Assyrian, says BDB Theological Dictionary, where the sedu is a protecting spirit. It's undoubtedly from Babylonian, says HAW Theological Wordbook of the Old Testament, where the shedu is a demon, either good or evil.

HAW further submits, "In Mesopotamian thought the shedu was a supernatural protective power for whose presence the gods were invoked," and makes the observation that, "Good and evil are in the moral, not the metaphysical".

In The Religion Of Israel, Y. Kaufmann writes, "When the gods of the nations are called shedim it is not meant that they are evil spirits, but that they are insubstantial shades, 'no-gods,' with neither divine nor demonic functions".

Our noun is used in the Bible only two times: Deuteronomy 32:17 and Psalm 106:37, both in conjunction with the act of sacrifice and in the latter case, the sacrifice of children.

Note the similarities between the nouns:

שׁד (shed), meaning demon; שׁד (shad), meaning breast; שׁד (shod), meaning havoc.

The divine name Shaddai may be inspired by the shedu, and note that the shedu was depicted as the familiar winged bull, and that the name Abir (another important divine name) is connected to the noun אבר ('eber) meaning pinions and the verb אבר ('abar), meaning to fly.

Asmodel means "close the eyes to open the gate and fly." All mankind must learn how the Torah works, and how enter the Shule in order to unravel its secrets. It must grow horns and feathers, "parrasia, freedom of speech", specifically to defend the rights of others to own property:

"The noun παρρησια (parresia) means free speech or freedom of speech in all the hip and constitutional meaning of the word. It consists of the familiar adjective πας (pas), meaning all or whole and the otherwise unused noun ρησις (resis), speech in the sense of a lecture or statement, but also an act of speaking as opposed to an act of reading.

Our noun παρρησια (parresia) is a laden and definitive word, intimately associated with the democratic freedoms developed in Athens. It describes the freedom that free property-owning citizens (i.e. not slaves, women, children or foreigners) had to present in a carefully composed public speech whatever one, in one's informed opinion, deemed warranting the consideration and collective review of equally informed peers (Acts 2:29), without having to fear the reprisal of opponents or folks who thought that such matters should not be discussed (Mark 8:32)."

Back to the Land of Israel the importance of renaming it the Kingdom of Israel with all the rights and privileges contained therein. The universe apparently cannot begin without it or mankind will go mad. It's already quite insane, and we know if we create Eretz Israel as God told us to do it will get worse for a time, but only for a time. One day, He promises the chaos will end. So long as it results in the inheritance He said was ours, then it is the product of El Shaddai and of great value to this world.

[placeholdercornerworks]

Moses supposes his toses are roses, but Moses supposes erroneously!

[squashybookworm]

Moses supposes his toeses are roses but Moses supposes erroneously Moses he knowses his toeses aren’t roses as Moses supposes his toeses to be

poll time. yes this is just a ploy to get people to recommend me poems

if yes, let me know which poems/recite some for me in the tags!

[asteriusorion]

me:

Moses supposes his toes are roses, you see, and so Moses supposes erroneously

moth:

[oodlepork]

moses supposes his toeses are roses 😫😏🥵🥵🥵

but moses supposes erroneously 😢😢😢😐😑

[femslashspuffy]

It’s really annoying to sing Moses from singin’ in the rain if you can’t roll your r’s

[geometricfractal]

This scene is why little eight-year-old me used to walk around chanting "Moses. Supposes. His toeses. Are roses. But Moses. Supposes. Erroneously." on repeat. These men are also responsible for my long-standing desire to learn tapdance. I adore this movie. Should really watch it again.

Also I believe we should bring back the tradition of many famous actors knowing how to tapdance and doing it at the drop of a hat.

Moses Supposes

[chemsexholmes]

Moses supposes his toeses are roses :-)