#but man that kid can dance
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thats it, I miss Negative. I'm putting RGB on a wipeout challenge course.
unfortunately for you RGB would absolutely rock at wipeout challenges
#he's incapable he's incompetant#but man that kid can dance#RGB would win by rule of funny somehow trust me
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30/11/2023
what're they dancing to?
#daily bunny#334#standalone bunny#dance fucker dance man they never had a chance#safdg I filled a flash drive from work with music to play when there's noone to connect to spotify#of course you're gonna go far kid is on there along with a bunch of weeb music game and anime osts#also obscure indie stuff pop music classic rock etc etc etc#I work in the kids section of a bookstore so we gotta be a lil careful what kind of music we put on#but I think we can have a little bit of acdc and rolling stones and the sound of silence#as a treat#sifting very carefully tru my downloaded songs for stuff to puyt on the flash drive#so I don't accidentally throw on there somet like#gallery piece or sick bitch (anal house remix) or wap dsgfhgk#everyone please share your favourite songs I wanna listen to stuff
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AHHHHHHHHHHH???????
🥴🥴🥴😵💫😵💫🫠🫠🫠
#i think my ovaries just exploded#iM MELTING#WHAT IS THIS MAN???#HELP ME#AHHHHH SIR???!#STOP PLAYING WITH MY HEART LIKE THIS😭#i can feel my heart dancing to macarena and my brain cooperating#i have melted into a puddle its not even funny#i though chevs stans were kidding#chevalier lovers how are we feeling??#you guys go through this every single time???#op is malfunctioning#not only that he also roasted belle on top of that😒#“have you never been this close to a man before? or somethings along those lines while smirking sadistically#sir theres no need to call me out like this#especially this late at night#am i supposed to go to sleep now???#ikemen prince chevalier michel#ikemen chevalier#chevalier michel#ikepri chevalier#ikemen prince chevalier#cybird ikemen#ikemen ouji#ikemen series#ikepri#ikemen prince#ikemen prince smut#cybrid ikemen series#312005
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aventurine pl. Plea s e . PLLEEEEEEASE
#★ arin rambles#‘here we go again’ you think everytime you see my ramble tag. I dont blame you#AVENTURINE AVENTURINE PLEASE SAVE ME WHITE BOY#OH MY LORD#OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS OH MY GOODNESS.#MY JSOE IS RUNNING HES RUINNING MY LIFE I CANT DO THIS ANYMORE IM SO ILL PLEASE I#AVENTURINE. im so serious i can talk about this man all day. and more specifically this video#‘it was just posted 30 minutes ago arin youre scaring the kids’ SILENCE. I NEED SPACE#I NEED A. A MOMENT. EVERYBODY PLEAS GETA WAY FROM ME IM GOING TO GET SO SCARY#Please. Im so sorry. Im begging you . I love this man oh my gish please hes so cute#HES SO CUTE. HES SO CUTE IM SO SICK OF HIM WHY???????? WHY IS HE SO PRETTY HES SO PRETTY HES GOREGOUS HES SO STUNNING. HELLO. HELLO.#Im going to. Slam my head against the wall im overwhelmed with joy and happiness hes everything ive ever wanted ever#any minute not spent talking about him is a moment wasted i promise you MY PRINCESS IM COMING TO SAVE YOU#IM HIS KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR EXCEPT ITS NOT SHINY#IM COVERED IN DIRT#IM STILL COMING FOR YOU AVENTURINE RUN#oh goodness me oh my#im so happy hes so prettu im so happy i cant do rhis im sweating geniumnly i feel so sick#Im cant . Do this anymore. I CANT TAKE IT. I HAVE TO… AAUGH… AAAHH… I HAVE TO…. DANCE!#guys…. he my favorriet…#my slinky….. my krimpet… my teacup i think. My doc mc stuffins doctor playset. My dishwasher. My italian coldsteel cinquedea . atp anything#hes my EVERYTHING. MY EVERYTHING…!!!!!!!! *MY TELEKENISIS THROWS EVERYTTHING ACROSS THE ROOM*#yall i dont think ive had a hyperfixation this horribly bad since. Since the. Since. MAN I DONT KNOW#IM COOKED. HE WOMT LEAVE ME ALONE. I LITERALLY DREAMT OF HIM LAST NIGHT LIKE IM SO DOOMED? ACTUALLY?#oh to be medicated and focus on . Things like cooking. Or idk. Getting a job. No i just think about some messed up blonde all day im absolut#ly DOOMED#yes im still yapping i got 30 tags u gon stick through them all. Every single one of them. Dont leave me please i want to talk about him ton#TO SOMEONE. I WANT TO TALK ABOUT HIM TO SOMEONE ALL DAY. ALL MY FRIENDS ARE TESTING. IM LEFT ALONE ALL DAY I JUST WANT TO TALK ABOUT MY WIFE#i womder how crazy i look right now#Sighs lovingly at him..
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hate going for christian weddings sometimes because i always see the prettiest women with the ugliest men, the sermon is always some shit about wives being slaves (but not like bad slavery, mutual slavery except the husband is a benevolent master which makes it okay) and making babies for their husband, the music is always lame, the mc is always weird and obnoxious, and older women keep fucking asking me when it's gonna be my turn and never take no for an answer.
#mine#personal#brief storytime in the tags#one of my family friends got married and i was happy she was happy#her parents are like an aunt and uncle to me#i was happy to share that moment with them#we cried and laughed together#and my friends#their other daughters were on the line and looked gorgeous#it was just beautiful watching us all grow up in a way and move on to “the next” together#BUT#im a pastor's kid#and my dad loves weddings#he drinks them in whenever he can now especially because they make him happy and he's had to attend a lot more funerals this year#he's been burdened a lot by how many people he's had to bury and how many hospital visits he's had to do#so i was happy to see him happy too#it just all felt so bittersweet to me#because i know how badly my parents want this for me and for themselves#there was a daddy-daughters dance at some point and i could feel my dad beaming beside me watching that#and i was a little sad about it because i was like im never gonna give you that#this could be the best thing i could ever give you and i will never give you this#i can never kneel at an altar in front of a pastor and swallow that sermon#i would never marry a man in my generation#if i married a woman you and almost the entire tent filled with people that watched me grow up would not attend#my happiest day would be another funeral for you#it was worse because im kind of a small celebrity in this community because of my parents and their siblings who are politicians#so people i barely knew kept coming up and asking me when it would be my turn and how they so looked forward to the day#and i was like i love that we're a community here and i missed the pestering of aunts since i left church#but at the same time i was glad to remember why i left#there is no freedom to be myself at all with them because all they do is project their beliefs and ideas on me because that's what children
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I need a chatelaine so so badly. Like look at these. I could have my whole bookbinding toolkit on my hip and look gay as fuck at the same time.
#fully realising my full dyke potential. it's this.#but they're so expensive!!!!#that post that was like butch carabiner/femme chatelaine RUINED my fucking life.#some of these tools man. a tea infuser. reading glasses. embroidery scissors. fucking dance cards!!!#I'm obsessed and I need it.#the handkerchief holder are you kidding me??? i can flag at the same time. to make it even gayer.#why is so much money :( i wish those nice ladies in my dms who want to give me money were real
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NEWSIES FOREVER BTW
#ONCE SPOT CONLON ALWAYS SPOT CONLON#in my theater kid hours again#god. can u believe its been FIVE years since i did newsies#my old dance director keeps going ''not true youre 12'' lmao. sorry girl#and i got to see a bunch of my old theater crew aaaaa#and sit on the greenroom floor after the show listening to everyone talk nonsense bc of how exhausted they were#ALSO JACK KELLY TBOY SWAG#my company will see a trans man and go hey. play jack kelly right now#fuuuuck i miss theater!! i miss it for real i miss these people so much waugh!!!!!!#hamster conversation. my beloved#WHY are hamsters even real. theater kids inquire.#ok im done now 👍#my shit#newsies
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I have connected two dots... yamato kaido and momo (and kinda shirahoshi with her top) have clouds above their shoulders... and luffy in gear fourth has them also.... I can see the signs
#momo must be so emotionally confused omg poor child. this guy says he is my father and treats me like his son and also this samurai who has#been acting like my father just died. and now i turned 28 and a dragon and i need to save this island or my shougnate will die. jesus#FUCKING ROB RUCCI!!! I SURE HOPE NOT ONE STRAY ATTACK REACHES THE ROOM FULL OF CP0 AGENTS!!!#now the government is going to invade wano AND TAKE ROBIN!!!!! ROB LUCCI DIEEEE!!!!! AND YOU WILL FAIL AGAIN!!!#now how tf did the heart pirates get there... who can fly on there or did they just tag along on momos tail#the dinosaur head snake???? hello?? qjdhakshsk and it worked.... sanji... 'thats what a brachiosaurus is!' well i do not think so....#wtf sanji.... so much of that wiggly dance he does with the heart eyes has brought him here...#talking tag#watching one piece#episode 1053#poor killer man.... why doesnt he cut off the arm kid doesnt have... that should do it right???#jesus.... goodbye kid and law.... hawkins just hitting his head to a wall.... CUT OFF HIS ARM!!! oh no..... another self sacrificing mate..#YEAAHHH THE ARM!!!!! is he gonna take it and give it to kid akdjsksj OH HE TOOK THE STRAW DOLL!!! killer your brain is so huge..#the death card looking JUST like killer.... that was such a slay... they had this one thought out for a while.....#THE MUSIC!!! GOODBYE HAWKINS!!! KILLER OUTSERVED!!!! whats with the cutting of arms this arc.... kid now its your turn to slay (big mom)#episode 1054#sanji having an existential crisis and queen just: WELCOME TO THIS MOMSTER WORLD#having issues with his body transforming doesnt help with the transfem allegations#APOO IS STILL ALIVE???? CUT OFF HIS HEAD!!!!#i was gonna say KINEMON!!! BUT I KNOW ITS THAT FUCKING KANJURO!!!!!! nami drawing the moon on his asscheek akdjsksj#KIKU AND KINEMON ARE ALIVE??? I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS THIS IS A TRAP!!! DON'T GIVE ME HOPE!!!#NOOOOOO THE CP0 IS IN ACTION TOO NOOOOOOOOO#they are breathing.... omg.... kiku..... ORICHI DIEEEE!!!!! i knew this couldn't end like this for her... i have been completely bamboozled#kinemon appearing like the first time... just legs.... amazing#how does big mom ikoku inside the castle are we insane... yamato can you like bite off kanjuros head off or smth... finish him off PLEASE#why do they have steel beams in kaido's castle. everything else is wood and stone. who designed this.#bepo being in law's mid episode animation akdjaksns.... thats really his beffo (bff) bepo#big mom being crushed by some beams doesn't sound right... kid should turn into magneto and start bloodbending... or repel her into the sea#episode 1055#episode 1056
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spike trying desperately to be buffy's sugar daddy except not requiring the sugar just because her shitty service job bums her out and he can't bear to see it
#jack facts#AND?? SHE DOESN'T???? LOVE HIM?????#bitch i would kill and die and maim and mangle and yes even live in a crypt for this shit are you KIDDING#he was a good man in life had an interlude of evil and is now a good man again even without the (alleged) benefit of a soul#unlike SOME vampires who were misogynistic race traitor scrubs BEFORE being turned#he has a whole personality he reads you like a book he'll never be insecure about you being stronger than him or more in charge#he loves and respects you unconditionally AND can somehow ~miraculously~ still manage to fuck#(unlike SOME vampires! and soldier boys)#he will and has risked his life to protect you AND everyone you care about he gets along with your sister your mom liked him#he sings he dances he makes grand sweeping romantic gestures he knows how to apologize he's a good listener#and he's freely offering to keep you in financial comfort - also unconditionally - just because he hates seeing you unhappy at work#he's even bisexual!#i mean truly what more could you POSSIBLY want in a man.
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just had theeeeeeee most awkward phone call of my lifffeeeeee
#aksjdhdhfhdhdhfjhdhdh#cis people are so funny. lmfao#it was sweet but oh my god#i had to shadow someone with a new client and she brought up how i have a 'mans name'#which happens all the time n i just grin and bare it like. i work with old ppl#and i dont pass ofc i get that all the time#but the family i was visiting CALLED MY BOSS to make sure i was okay afterwards omfg#which is actually so sweet and im p sure one of their kids is enby so they onvs kinda get it#very nice of them to check up on me#but OH my god. having my boss ask how they can support me. plz stop#never even said the word trans or pronouns or anything. dance around it. very funny#but like. u can support me by not talking to me about this. blease#its so awkward. YOU dont wanna talk about it bc evey cis person thinks its a fukin minefield#and i dont wanna talk about it bc its awkward af plus im used to it i dont give a shit#it was nice and like yay inclusive work place! very good and luck to have that!#but it was so fukin awkward
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#art#fanart#fancomics#live a live#livealive#akira tadokoro#yun jou#oboromaru#live cube#sundown kid#Trial of Skill#he's a tough tootin baby that can dance like a man#He can shaka his fanny he can shaka his can#He's a tough tootin baby thatll ounch all your buns#punch all your buns#He'll punch all your buns#if youre an evil witch he'll punch you for fun
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I personally think it’s kinda dumb and unfair that William gets to fully keep his sense of self when he becomes Springtrap, while the kids are barely aware of who they are and what they’re doing anymore
#fnaf#whoaaa springtrap meta incoming in the tags#in the books and presumably future movies he owns being springtrap and loves it and revels in it#which I hate#that man should be in pain and struggling to move his body while in that thing. not doing a silly lil dance#I guess you could say ‘it’s cause he’s an adult and has determination or something idk’#but I preferred it in fnaf 3 when springtrap was just this silent lumbering machine#and you can just see there’s not really a thought behind those eyes#that’s just a machine driven by instincts that he doesn’t fully comprehend anymore. he just has the urge to hurt people#suffering the same fate he put those kids through though this time it’s remarkablely worse#I wouldn’t mind it as much if they kinda did it both ways#where william is fully aware as springtrap but at the same time there’s moments where he kinda loses himself#and becomes more like how the standard animatronic characters act. less fluid and human and more machine
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Aguero having fun with local kids in Doha😂💕
#then lil kids CAN DANCE !#look at how they busting out them moves#LOOOOL aguero moving like an Arab man truly love to see it#it was a Turkish guy that has organized the event#Argentina#World Cup#wc2022#my post
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also me taking one million years to answer a zote ask sometimes is not because I Don't Want To or that i'm Ignoring Anyone i'm just 1) taking my sweet time so I don't burn out and 2) allowing my brain to reset so I can properly zote dialogue for the next batch . because the fact my guy writes short essays for every response is extremely enriching for me but also Good Lird. He writes Short Essays for Every Response
#clamtalk#and this is far from my fault. he's in my brain he makes me do this.#but given he is a cranky old man he gets tired and so i have to be like ok grandpa lets rest for a bit then you can yell at those kids#to get off your lawn again in an hour or two.#sorry what am I saying. yeha#*does a gay little dance but does it so quickly you blink and you don't see it happen. then i walk away
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i wear a lot of skirts and pink and whatnot as my style has developed with me & my personality but when one of those age regression girlies latch onto me....i do not like that
#like oh....you think im one of them...bestie no im freshly 23 and im happy i made it this far i dont wanna go back#sometimes i hate being 5'2 with a small frame you have to be very careful and kinda vet everyone you interact with#idk there's a complex discussion to be had. i am someone who has went through what they fetishize and i know a lot of girls in that#community have too. so i worry a lot if if my behaviors and preferences accidentally align with that community in ways i don't realize#bc trauma will always reveal itself. idfk. when i was 20 i got in a relationship with a man who was 30 because i misheard him and thought#he was 24. i thought he was okay until we were at this giftshop and he wanted to get me something but as giftshops are super expensive#i mentioned i could fit in childrens clothes and it saves me a lot of money ($60 shoes are $30 for kids) and tbh fit my frame better#so he was “prove it” so i did and mf said “THATS HOT” ??????????? BITCH#my style wasn't even feminine in the slightest at the time 😑 it feels like a curse to have this kind of trauma then never outgrow this body#believe me ik how trauma changes your brain but how#as a woman#can you ever be apart of that community? why do you allow this to continue and not persecute these men for existing?#you're inherently enabling it and saying its okay this happened to you and its okay that other adults can hurt other kids#when my rapist got put in prison i screamed i yelled i sang i danced my friends set off FIREWORKS for me#when he got out i cried more than i ever have. i moved STATES (not the sole rzn but nonetheless) not that i was in the one he was in prison#in anyways but i was so fucking petrified he'd find me again. its embarrassing but i started sleeping with a chastity belt again.#i made more phone calls i ever have in my life to people who have and will get their hands dirty#i understand the self hatred those girls have. i understand the girls who sleep with everyone to take some of their power back.#i even understand the girls who want to get raped if they got assaulted but it never felt like enough for the pain they're experiencing#but please stay the fuck away from me. as someone who has tried to heal and wants every man like that erased from earth.#do not give them an ounce of attention. ostracize them like they're meant to be. leave it to god for their karma they will be dealt with#reckon with your pain and make sure it never happens to anyone else. only the harmed can make the greatest teachers#tbh bro i am disgusted with myself at all that those are the kinda vibes i put out.#what are you supposed to do as a woman when feminity is equalized with infantilism? i think its tone deaf and misguided whem girls are like#i dress this way to contradict societies views!!! babes its a whole cultural issue that requires reviewing and reforming#you are not doing anything revolutionary by wearing frilly skirts and saying im not like them bc they see you and ur automatically boxed in#i dress how i want and say what i want but i know as a individual im not the beacon of a groundbreaking movement#singularily flipping society on its head. dress how you want but be aware of the connotations. you're living in this society here and now#there's consequences that may not be in your favor and youll be assumed to have values that dont align with you and it may break your heart
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when i was 14 i had a crush on the same guy as my best friend, whom we were both very good friends with, and i never made my crush known (despite the fact that it was obvious) because she was more charismatic and better at getting him to agree to things than i was. anyways, one day after school we went on like a three-way date (we said it was a friend thing but we both obviously wanted to date him) to a mini golf course and then back to my house where she did makeup on him and i recorded the whole thing and put it on youtube (the videos are private) and everytime i watch them i just feel this aching nostalgia where i wish i had just spoken up and said i liked him too.
i guess it doesn't really matter bc in the end, we had a weird falling out and he ended up with neither of us and we don't talk to him anymore but i still always wonder how he's doing!! he was a weird fucking kid but he was a good friend and i liked him a lot 🤷♀️
#he got nosebleeds super easily and he always wore hoodies with nothing underneath to school (LOL?) and we used to race to lunch like 6 y/os#this other kid i had a crush on that year after i got over my crush on him (mostly) was in the same class with us and commented on how we#'acted like a couple' and both of us were liie vehemently denying it but idk. he's also the only man i've ever hugged outside my family#it's all just kind of bittersweet when i look back at it... i was 14 and i didn't know how to be a better friend to either of them#i essentially caused the falling out bc i told my best friend that i also liked him and then she told him and. yeah. it was stupid#it all came to a head at the only dance i ever attended in high school where lana del rey was playing and he messaged us on KIK saying#that he was gonna kill himself and i fake threw up in a trash can JDHDUDIDJND IT WAS ALL VERY MELODRAMATIC AND HIGH SCHOOL...#but anyways like i said i just kinda wish i had told him but it is what it is. i had like 4 crushes freshman year so it's not like it was#that important but yeah. i just rewatched one of those videos and it got me thinking of that time. my relationshio with my best friend#is much more fraught than you would believe from this story lol
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