#he loves and respects you unconditionally AND can somehow ~miraculously~ still manage to fuck
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spike trying desperately to be buffy's sugar daddy except not requiring the sugar just because her shitty service job bums her out and he can't bear to see it
#jack facts#AND?? SHE DOESN'T???? LOVE HIM?????#bitch i would kill and die and maim and mangle and yes even live in a crypt for this shit are you KIDDING#he was a good man in life had an interlude of evil and is now a good man again even without the (alleged) benefit of a soul#unlike SOME vampires who were misogynistic race traitor scrubs BEFORE being turned#he has a whole personality he reads you like a book he'll never be insecure about you being stronger than him or more in charge#he loves and respects you unconditionally AND can somehow ~miraculously~ still manage to fuck#(unlike SOME vampires! and soldier boys)#he will and has risked his life to protect you AND everyone you care about he gets along with your sister your mom liked him#he sings he dances he makes grand sweeping romantic gestures he knows how to apologize he's a good listener#and he's freely offering to keep you in financial comfort - also unconditionally - just because he hates seeing you unhappy at work#he's even bisexual!#i mean truly what more could you POSSIBLY want in a man.
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