#but like. why.
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asthedeathoflight · 4 months ago
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Peace and love on planet knitblr but every time i see a video of someone knitting english style it astonishes me that ppl knit like that at all, much less as the more common way of knitting. It just seems so inefficient. Ive heard about people who knit sweaters in the round bc they hate purling and i didnt understand until i saw a clip of someone purling english style. Yall really live like that???? There is a better way!!! You dont have to suffer!!!! You can hold your yarn in the direction it's actually going to be knit in!
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white-spirit-of-darkness · 1 year ago
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no one:
not a soul:
really, no one:
absolutely fucking no one:
dan and phil: *editing tips reference in 2024*
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anthropwashere · 4 months ago
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I ask two (2) things from my roommates:
Leave me alone unless absolutely necessary. Do not perceive me, I will not perceive you.
Keep the noise to a minimum, like live your lives and all but y'all know I'm three seconds of vacuuming away from full-blown migraine hell.
Anyway today they dragged one of their 5 fucking motorcycles up the hill into the entry hall and GUNNED IT while cackling madly.
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bigbuxbolds · 7 months ago
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finally able to check in on the game. tell me why wer losing to the angels
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casualfruit · 6 months ago
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Every day an eternity, every week a heartbeat
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nsfwitchy2 · 1 year ago
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Why did the salon owners wife just send what is very much a picture of her ass in yoga pants into the group chat
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gaylittleguys · 1 year ago
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why don’t we have whimsical weird fantasy movies with cool puppets anymore like we used to :(
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alvinharmonica · 2 years ago
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no fr why does he have that hole in his shirt??
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geekwiththegoggles · 2 years ago
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I want you all to know that I am currently in the throws of trying to find a song to sing. At my non-theatrical job. Because my boss found out a bunch of us can sing. And she wants us to sing for the corporate-wide quick-lil podcast-y monthly system update thing we have.
Like. Okay so two of the staff members in the building can play the piano beautifully and this made her jump to the conclusion that we can all perform together...
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listen-to-the-inner-walrus · 8 months ago
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Love it when Rolling Stone puts out an article about the 25 most influential internet creators and I've only heard of 7 of them
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some-pers0n · 1 year ago
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I hate how people will look at popular indie artists who had one or two songs go viral on TikTok and start making fun of anybody who listens to them. "Oh you listen to Lemon Demon, Will Wood, Jack Stauber, Glass Animals, and Mother Mother? Tsk, don't you know that is stupid TikTok neurodivergent white transmasc preteen music? It's so mid and bad you should listen to real music–" you are a pit of misery
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clonerightsagenda · 5 months ago
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I was rambling on the issue of museums and human remains and how certain populations are more likely to have their bodies put on display to be gawked at and then went "well I guess the Pompeii casts were of Europeans. there are bones in there right?" and Googled it to make sure, at which point I confirmed that yes there are bones in there, but more interestingly DNA testing revealed that a cast of an adult holding a child everyone assumed was a mother and child were, in fact, a man and a kid entirely unrelated to him. Honestly that's more moving to me. Maybe they were connected in a way other than blood, but maybe a stranger saw a child when the world was ending and thought the one thing he could do was hold them.
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beaft · 8 months ago
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do genuinely find it fascinating how indeed.com is like the biggest job-hunting website out there and yet manages to be profoundly useless in every possible way
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karvviie · 3 months ago
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this is what happened right
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captainjonnitkessler · 8 months ago
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>Join a union
>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on
>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members
>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on
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