#but like. why.
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Peace and love on planet knitblr but every time i see a video of someone knitting english style it astonishes me that ppl knit like that at all, much less as the more common way of knitting. It just seems so inefficient. Ive heard about people who knit sweaters in the round bc they hate purling and i didnt understand until i saw a clip of someone purling english style. Yall really live like that???? There is a better way!!! You dont have to suffer!!!! You can hold your yarn in the direction it's actually going to be knit in!
#like just on a very basic level if youre going to knit from right to left#why wouldnt you hold your yarn from right to left#i dont understand how english became so prevalent it just seems so unnecessarily difficult to me#i see ppl talk about continental like its this secret technique#like girl why isnt this just the normal way to do it#anyways much peace and love to english style knitters i really mean no disrespect#but like. why.
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no one:
not a soul:
really, no one:
absolutely fucking no one:
dan and phil: *editing tips reference in 2024*
#i know they know we know#but like. why.#and dan's face? he was definitely going for the euphemism#we get it. editing tips means fucking nasty on skype#whoops sorry#whatever. yeah im a demon phannie who cares at this point#dan and phil
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I ask two (2) things from my roommates:
Leave me alone unless absolutely necessary. Do not perceive me, I will not perceive you.
Keep the noise to a minimum, like live your lives and all but y'all know I'm three seconds of vacuuming away from full-blown migraine hell.
Anyway today they dragged one of their 5 fucking motorcycles up the hill into the entry hall and GUNNED IT while cackling madly.
#i'm already on day 2 of a bad migraine so i'm not exactly mad#but like. why.#it's december. it's 20 degrees.#y'all ain't riding anywhere so. why.#the entire basement is your playground and has a concrete floor#in fact the garage and basement are on the same floor#so WHY
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finally able to check in on the game. tell me why wer losing to the angels
#twins lb#i mean i kno why. i can see the plays i kno what happened#but like. why.#*takes the whole team by the shoulders n shakes them wildly* whyyyyy
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Every day an eternity, every week a heartbeat
#time blindness is ruining my fucking life y’all#my meds aren’t working and I don’t know what to do#I never know when I did anything#it’s always longer ago than I think#I feel sick from guilt and stress#I know I should be further along than I am but I fucking lied about my hours and filled it with a bunch of bullshit that I was supposed to#be doing but I didn’t do it and now I need it#why do I keep doing this to myself#like I know why. it’s because I lack discipline and I’m too lazy to do anything about it#it’s the same old bullshit I’ve been failing to overcome since elementary school#but like. WHY.#I spend all my fucking time intellectualizing my mental illnesses and doing nothing to actually fix them#where do I draw the line between insufficient medication and my own personal failure to do what I know I need to do?#I don’t know#but I know it’s my fault#casual convo#vent
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Why did the salon owners wife just send what is very much a picture of her ass in yoga pants into the group chat
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why don’t we have whimsical weird fantasy movies with cool puppets anymore like we used to :(
#I know why bc it’s expensive and financially risky#but like. why.#or if anybody Does know any PLEASE lmk#or just imaginative fantasy#watched the labyrinth and the never ending story tonight so I’m thinking about them#the dark crystal too#there’s a few early 2000s kids fantasy too that’s trying very hard which I love#but idk anything recent#:(#.doc
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no fr why does he have that hole in his shirt??
#idk if it’s ever even explained or what because i’ve only seen like 3 episodes of this show#but like. why.#it bothered the hell out of me lmfao#why not give him ripped jeans or something else please
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I want you all to know that I am currently in the throws of trying to find a song to sing. At my non-theatrical job. Because my boss found out a bunch of us can sing. And she wants us to sing for the corporate-wide quick-lil podcast-y monthly system update thing we have.
Like. Okay so two of the staff members in the building can play the piano beautifully and this made her jump to the conclusion that we can all perform together...
#gg ramble#i had a couple ideas but i donno#i think I'm settling on 'the way I am' since it's a song people will know#and in my range#the other was Dusty Springfield's 'Spooky'#Rainbow Connection#or Summertime from Porgy and Bess#but like. why.#she is dead-set on having us sing too#my one coworker 'doesn't do acopella' (aka a chicken) and the other hates participating altogether#so. here we are.#the one other person who has sang so far is a ham and wants to be a tiktok influencer so badly it's weird#mind you i work in a doctor's office
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Love it when Rolling Stone puts out an article about the 25 most influential internet creators and I've only heard of 7 of them
#kai rambles#god i feel old#but im not old#im 24#but im looking at this list like who are any of you?#why did this get 60k notes
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I hate how people will look at popular indie artists who had one or two songs go viral on TikTok and start making fun of anybody who listens to them. "Oh you listen to Lemon Demon, Will Wood, Jack Stauber, Glass Animals, and Mother Mother? Tsk, don't you know that is stupid TikTok neurodivergent white transmasc preteen music? It's so mid and bad you should listen to real music–" you are a pit of misery
#sp-rambles#Edit: Head in hands and groaning why did this post become about cringe culture and “not caring about what other people think”#Like yes of course cringe culture is dead yada yada but don't you guys think it's a little off how people use ableist and queerphobic#rhetoric still to describe things they do not like? Isn't that a bit more concerning?
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I was rambling on the issue of museums and human remains and how certain populations are more likely to have their bodies put on display to be gawked at and then went "well I guess the Pompeii casts were of Europeans. there are bones in there right?" and Googled it to make sure, at which point I confirmed that yes there are bones in there, but more interestingly DNA testing revealed that a cast of an adult holding a child everyone assumed was a mother and child were, in fact, a man and a kid entirely unrelated to him. Honestly that's more moving to me. Maybe they were connected in a way other than blood, but maybe a stranger saw a child when the world was ending and thought the one thing he could do was hold them.
#or maybe he was the babysitter. idk#crack open a pompeii cast like a kinder egg and there's teeth in there#now personally if people wanted to put my bones on display I'd be cool with it#maybe I'll decide to donate myself to science idk. I don't want to be used to practice face lifts though...#writing in my will 'if someone wants to have my skull on their bookshelf that's fine. put a candle inside it'#why this
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do genuinely find it fascinating how indeed.com is like the biggest job-hunting website out there and yet manages to be profoundly useless in every possible way
#i'm not even being bitchy i'm just genuinely bewildered by it.#like everyone will need to search for a job at some point in their life#and everyone will need to use a job-hunting website to do it#so why are there so few options and why are they all so awful
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this is what happened right
#like why is this literally what happened#shadow the hedgehog#sonic the hedgehog#sth#sonic movie#sonic 3#my art
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>Join a union
>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on
>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members
>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on
#anyway this is why i'm the way i am about politics and people who advocate against 'participating in the system'#i am on my way to becoming one of the ten guys and frankly? it's fucking exhausting#i chatted with the union president afterwards and he got this haunted look in his eye#and was like 'i'm glad to see you getting involved but remember you can say no. you can always say no.#don't let anyone bully you into doing more than you want to. make time for yourself. YOU CAN SAY NO.'#which was good and much appreciated advice! but also. ominous
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