#but like. come on.
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cementcornfield · 3 months ago
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i'm gonna be honest i understand the sentimental value of sam but we need to cut him this offseason
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lastflowerofyourhouse · 1 year ago
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i think it's funny that tamsyn muir can concieve of and convincingly write so many different types of people. a downtrodden jock with self-esteem issues. a twitchy little nerd with layer upon layer of self-hatred and guilt. a slimy, power-hungry princess desperately trying to escape the shadow of her sister. a middle-aged biologist who accidentally became God. the soul of a murdered planet with amnesia. so many types of people, with so many neuroses and hangups and hopes and tragedies informing characterization so layered and complex it can take hours to unpick. to say nothing of the way she writes the relationships between those characters. and through all of that. through all of the flashbacks and hints and unreliable narrators and infinitely suggestive lines of dialogue. she has yet to create a single one of them who is not attracted to women.
think about it. some of them are bisexual. but that's as far as it goes in the other direction. some of them are unconfirmed. but there is not a single character whose sexuality or romantic history is explored in any detail, who is not attracted to women. i find that extremely funny.
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bonemeal12 · 3 months ago
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failfemme · 3 months ago
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i need to go touch grass….. fic author just had someone use parchment and quill in fantasy ancient china, and i’m fucking seething….
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sezja · 8 months ago
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I'm honestly not sure Dawntrail is or can be realistic for Darcy because there is no way Erenville gets through sailing across the ocean with both Darcy and Wuk Lamat to deal with, and someone on that ship is going to toss Darcy into the ocean
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earlgraytay · 9 months ago
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also, not to derail the previous thread, but look me in the eye and tell me Paprika isn't Art in any way that matters
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fixinit-au · 23 days ago
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There's not a day when I don't think about the fact that in the Hungarian dub of Gravity Falls, Bill in Dreamscapers was introduced as 'Zero Bill', and after that, they're just using 'Bill Cipher' everyone like everyone else, and the whole 'Zero Bill' thing is never mentioned again.
The also pronounced Cipher as 'Chiper' in exactly one episode. Gotta love when those hungarian VAs can't pronounce the words
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lady-loquacious · 1 year ago
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I just started teaching and I love all my kids, but most especially the middle school girl I met at lunch today who, upon noticing me standing nearby, took the mxtx book she had sitting on the table (mdzs 1, if you were curious) and flipped it over as nonchalantly as she could. I didn’t say anything but in my head I was like “miss ma’am I know that’s not an appropriate series for a 13 year old”
I almost said something about how I’d read it just because I knew it would horrify the kiddos to realize that I too am a person who reads books and that would be hilarious to watch. but alas I did not. maybe next time
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the-technicolor-whiscash · 5 months ago
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It's so funny the dudes on Twitter who are like "we can't let China get to the moon before we go back!" It's like dude. We already did go to the moon. We beat the space race 50 years ago. If China wants to do their own thing and go to the moon let em do it. They're doing them right now.
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fury-brand · 11 months ago
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"why would anyone ship these two ultra weird people who have a hilarious dynamic and who, despite their differences, have always supported each other when the chips are down. must be the hets" yeah idk must be.
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storm-of-feathers · 1 year ago
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look i get the point of the post saying "you BETTER be just as outraged as you were ab notre dame!!" But maybe I'm just hanging out with the right people because I don't know a single person that was "outraged" about notre dame. At best I think some people were like "damn that kinda sucks oh well".
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gaybearwedding · 1 year ago
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thinkingabout-girls · 4 months ago
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been drawing a lot more art that i don’t post recently and i can’t tell if it’s because im partaking in the joy of creating things for myself or if it’s because so much of my art gets so little traction that part of me has just given up
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katierosefun · 1 year ago
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deranged thought of the day is that each of harvey specter’s exes reflect mike ross somehow. anyways
#caroline talks#i’m only being partially serious.#but like. come on.#season 1? we meet scottie who. we learn can banter easily with Harvey#and is equally pretty and in Harvey’s mind. someone with the smartest head on her shoulders/her beauty comes only second to her brains.#season 1? is also when Harvey takes one look at mike and watches him do his photographic memory thing and IMMEDIATELY decides he needs to#have him.#(he has a thing. for people who are good at reciting the law ig.)#season 2? we meet zoe. who is kind and sweet (I love her most out of all of Harvey’s relationships with women tbh)#but zoe also sees right through harvey and points out where his weaknesses are. (lack of vulnerability.)#season 2 is also I think. where mike becomes MUCH more comfortable with telling Harvey when he’s being wrong#or just straight up arguing with him about. how Harvey CARES but he just doesn’t know how to show it (a la the entire Donna trial arc)#fast forward to season 7 with. uh. paula.#i don’t care what the show tries to say. mike is getting married to Rachel#and Harvey’s instinct is to date his THERAPIST who had sat through his struggles#and also happens to have yellow hair and blue eyes. like Harvey buddy. UH.#(uh who else sat through with Harvey in some of the Worst Days? and who else has yellow hair and blue eyes???? harvey buddy….)#I didn’t watch the entirety of season 8 but like.#i love u Donna but it’s really funny to me that as soon as Harvey loses mike#he’s just sad and pouting and miserable#but here’s someone who hasn’t left. and who HAS seen him through the thick and thin.#and like. idk. most of Harvey’s old friends/associates are gone and ofc this is when he chooses to go to Donna.#which idk. something really depressing about that and I’m punching Harvey in the face for that behavior#people say slow burn? I say that man has been moping around and dragging his feet bc he’s obsessed with mike Ross.#you know. like a loser.#anyways. I’m only being partially serious. back to work.
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propertyofkylar · 1 year ago
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ok i went through my followers and literally blocked 20 blogs. it's seriously not that fucking hard to put your age in your bio!!
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