#but like what's new lmao this is me we're talking about. im not surprised.

[orcelito]

i do love me keeping getting more kudos on discacc & ppl being like "man i love discacc" and ykno what im not doing? writing discacc

instead im having fun with my little punk violinist au. sometimes a little porcupine goro can be something So personal

[siffrins-therapist]

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Reblog if your name isn't Alfred F Jones.

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WE'LL FIND YOU JONES

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As if he couldn't just lie, if he even is on this hellsite.

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He wouldn't cuz heroes don't lie.

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A hero would lie to protect his secret identity ;)

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THIS IS THE POST! ON MY DASH! I FEEL LIKE I'M SEEING A CELEBRITY!!

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NO NOTES???????????????

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so i got like really hella drunk last night and out of what must have been a mix of desperation and hubris, I sent an email to Mr. Romano, askiNG FOR AN INTERVIEW OVER ZOOM TO ASK QUESTIONS FOR RESEARCH FOR MY HISTORICAL EROTICA WIP AND HE SAID YES???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Doesn't he like never talk to historians and w/e? Holy shit what kind of magical persuasive powers did your drinks give you and can you send me some?

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I wouldn't say *never*. He's given interviews before, he just has a really low tolerance for disrespect compared to his brother. But with his temper I wouldn't be surprised if his gov asked him to not accept as many interviews anymore.

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True, true. I still want to borrow some of OP's persuasion magical drinks.

🦪clamoutjamout follow

my mom sent me a bottle of that liquor mr Latvia made and i didnt look at the proof before drinking like half the bottle (mixed with pop).

also... I finally pulled up my big girl panties and read what I wrote to mr. romano...............

... im going to kms.

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Forget persuasion powers, I want whatever healing magic you have that drinking half of MR. LATVIA'S balsam didn't kill you!

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#we're almost there folx! #RIP OP #nation person mention #alcohol mention

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UM. HELLO????

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Yeah, Ch*rchill pushed hard for those two to get together, it's no secret. What about it? It doesn't mean they actually got together turn off your shipping brain.

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Sure and America definitely didn't talk about it in an interview

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😭😭😭😭😭 The link just goes to a 404 page NNNNOOOOOOOO WHYYYYYYY

#usuk ship real is the only conspiracy theory i'll believe

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did anyone else see h/bomber/guy's new video??? PLEASE someone put that man in witness protection or something before K*rkland gets him

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wasn't he originally supposed to talk about that one bbc pirate show?

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spaghetti-breaker He was but he ended up going off-track after he found some reddit post that led him down a rabbit hole of research. tl;dr: K*irkland yo-hoe-hoeing isn't just a meme

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I'm more worried about dickland's teaboo white knights getting him tbh

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Lmao looks like he saw it!

#wait a min i gotta search something #THE VIDEO IS ALMOST 3 HOURS WTF #now i gotta watch

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dylan's collab with mr canada was just them trying to out-do each other with all the gay jokes sjflsfjsifhsifjsij someone make one of those 10 hour videos with just the cuts of that please? 🙏🏼

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SOMEONE DID FUCK YEAH!!!

#canada nation person #vintage baker man #someone send me the video i refuse to download tiktok

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If we try hard enough, do you guys think we can convince Mr. Denmark to do a girl month donation goal?

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Tbh I'm surprised he doesn't have a subscription goal like that already

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There's a rumour he's trying to convince Jones and Beilschmidt to do it with him first before he makes the goal official

#pretty sure those two dont need convincing

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[daphnebowen]

percy jackson episode five thoughts

I skipped a couple episodes where I wrote down my thoughts, but I'm about to rewatch and write don't worry! warning: lots of screaming, fangirling, heart attacks, and nonsense below :))

also these are all just copied straight from the notebook I use when I'm writing down my thoughts and I barely proofread them :)

Annabeths trust in Percy being alive is literally just like her belief that Luke is alive later on and even though it's kinda sorta different (or at least people are gonna treat it that way) I'm all here for it

WHY WERE THE FATES SO CREEPY HELLO

AAAAAHHHH THE PERCABETH HUGGGG I IGNORED SO MANY SPOILERS AND IM SO GLAD 2 minutes in and I'm already fangirling so hard haha

is Grover blushing at them??

"surprise" omg Walker 😭🥹

the droplet of water clinging to walkers chin is so distracting

"I'm the last person to realize this aren't I?" It's okay Percy

his eyes are SO FREAKING BLUE it's giving zac efron from hsm2

"it doesn't have to be a thing, yk. That you hugged me." OHKAY HES NOT ENTIRE CLULESS THIS IS FAN SERVICE RIGHT HERE WE KNOW THAT IT MOST ABSOLUTELY WILL BE A THING LMAO and annabeths "oh boy" and Grover's clear exasperation HAHAH

where the heck did the motorcycle go lol we know it's ares but like it doesn't take that long to drive

"we're all gonna die... eventually" wise words Percy wise words

ugh the fact that it's Luke's string 💔

Ares ‼️‼️‼️

Ok but why is ares literally EXACTLY how I thought he would be?!?!

"that's my cousin? what kind of family is this?" A dysfunctional one for sure, sorry Percy you're in for a rough ride

ares starting a fight on twitter is ABSOLUTELY CRAZY and yet so in character lmao

"I'm gonna kill him" same Percy SAME I will gladly help you - although all things considered I am glad they decided to keep delinquent percy in the show

they keep bringing up the "push someone down a flight of stairs" thing! There's no way this is just a coincidence anymore, what with chalice of the gods and earlier on with Annabeth and like... they're obviously doing it on purpose. is that gonna be the shows new thing?? trusting someone enough so that if they can push you down the stairs they're the one? idk man, love the metaphor tho

PLS LET THERE BE THE ZOO TRUCK SCENE OH MY PLS

leah's eyebrow quirk is 💋

WATERLAND IS PERFECT OMG

walker portrayed Percy's anxiety and nervousness and scaredness (is that a word?) perfectly

Can't tell if Grover is actually a history buff or playing Ares so he will talk but that scene was actually cool, I like the change they made to have Grover stay behind (this was what I wrote originally, but now after seeing peoples interpretations and opinions and things I know he was playing ares and I think it's BRILLIANT how smartly he played the god of war. Good for you buddy!)

"I didn't say anything" "I can feel you thinking it" OHKAY THEN

thrill ride of love = flawless. No words. I am speechless.

"I hate kids" relatable

ARES IS ACTUALLY BEING SMART AND MAKING SENSE FOR ONCE not to mention he's so funny and so relatable!

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH SEAWEED BRAIN ALERT 🚨 SEAWEED BRAIN ALERT 🚨 SHE CALLED HIM SEAWEED BRAIN AND I LOVED IT never mind the actual SCREAM i let out lmao

is Annabeth about to cry?!?!

yeah she's definitely about to cry

why am I so scared. This cannot be happening. What?? What??? he's the main character. main characters don't die. well except for Magnus chase BUT THOSE ARE DIFFERENT GODS AND DIFFERENT RULES NO WALKER

why am I actually so scared about this chair thing omg

(I would just like to say that I was so speechless and in shock throughout the whole chair thing, so I didn't write down a single quote but I loved them all I just was in too much shock to pause the show lol)

um.

WHAT. JUST. HAPPENED.

WHY IS MY BABY GOLD

WHY IS MY CHILD GOLDDDD

I AM SO CONFUSED RIGHT NOW THIS DEFINITELY DIDNT HAPPEN IN THE BOOKS MY BRAIN IS TOO SLOW FOR THIS 😭😭😭

oh my gosh ITS HEPHEASTUS

dude the way that door suddenly opened scared the crap out of me

leah is absolutely shining as Annabeth, her monologue was so profound and heartfelt, love that addition 💗

THAT CLIFFHANGER GOES CRAZYYYY

okay of course those of us who read the books know who really stole the lightning bolt and stuff but the clueless fools just watching the show are gonna be like OMG WHO WHO and even if they piece it together technically they'll only be half right. and their confusion and confidence in what they think they know is going to be SO entertaining in the coming weeks hehehehe and even throughout the whole series if we continue to get green lights for the series

but yes that episode was utter perfection! Now for the teaser...

WHO DID PERCY JUST TACKLE EXCUSE ME

duuuuude. The lotus casino is MASSIVE and actually super pretty I cannot wait for the episode tomorrow!

WHY IS PERCY DRIVING OMG THIS IS NOT LEGAL although tell me why he is literally better at driving than I am HAHAHAHAHAH

ugh and that is it! Those are all my random thoughts from the episode! thanks for reading :))

[platonic-qpr-selfshipping]

don't mind me just leaving more random writing around here to have it all in the same place. I have my last exam tomorrow so I thought about posting it for luck and confidence boost of some sort lmao, l i need a proper break but self-indulgent fanfiction can do a lot in the meantime

Sethos idea based on something @infernal-selfships mentioned while talking about him, Im so grateful for all your support bro

this was just to experiment i have no idea of how I actually feel about Sethos lmao JHSBDS I just enjoyed wondering about it but I'll hopefully meet him this week!!

Sethos felt N's head against his back for a moment, a mere second that proved to him that he wasn't imagining things when he first felt it. There was only one lantern guiding their way through the desert at those hours of the night, and N's body, right behind him on that camel, had started to feel warmer and closer than any light.

Perhaps he was, in fact, making up allegories he shouldn't have.

"Are you falling asleep?" Sethos asked, smiling to himself.

"Just a little. I'm not used to staying up this late, I'm sorry."

By Sethos' command, the camel began to slow down its pace. N was so sleepy it took them a whole moment to actually notice it and, when it practically stopped, Sethos turned to them in his seat:

"C'mon, get down. You're gonna fall down if you fall asleep back there."

"Huh?"

The thought of Sethos leaving them in the middle of the desert crossed their mind. N looked around. Sand, dunes and more mountains of sand. Was he really going to...?

"Do you need help?" the young man asked, slightly confused at his companion's silence. 

"No, I— Are you gonna leave me here?"

It could have been the question, perhaps the serious tone of it, what made a chuckle grow in him. Sethos tried not to laugh, but his entertained expression was unmatchable.

"Pft— N, please, why would I? I just want you to sit in front of me."

"Oh," they answered, their sleepy eyes letting surprise slip through. And so they held onto the chair once more and jumped down the camel in a few seconds. After petting their animal friend, who had turned to greet them, N stared at the new spot Sethos had just made space for. "I think I need help to get up there, though."

"No problem, I can always lend you a hand."

One moment and their hands were one. Another and a pull gave them momentum to get on the seat again. From that position at the front of it, it was now them who felt the other by their back. 

And ahead of them, the hidden desert and its silence felt both peaceful and scary.

"Hey there, I actually meant the other way around," Sethos teased. "You should face me so you don't fall to the front, am I right?"

"Oh, right."

N struggled a bit to change their position up there, but did so either way. Sethos' suggestion seemed logical, so why wouldn't they? Despite the sleepiness, their movements were so precise that Sethos couldn't find a chance to explain the meaning behind his words. Next thing he knew, N's nose seemed to be centimetres from his and they were trying to figure out where to put their arms without clinging to the guy. He wondered if his ears had ignored some words due to his heartbeat suddenly getting louder.

"Like this?" N asked, still avoiding his eyes. "You sure you're gonna be comfortable with me here?"

Sethos swallowed saliva. "Yeah, just— As long as you're comfortable. Feel free to fall asleep."

"I don't intend to use you as a pillow," they chuckled.

"Too bad, then," he answered with a playful tone. Next, he pulled the rope to continue marching.

But the sudden shift because of the movement made N, who unconsciously feared for their balance, hold onto him with one of their arms. "Uh, sorry."

"Shh, it's alright. You can hold onto me, we're closer than that, won't you agree?"

Their eyes met for the first time since N had sat down. Then silence, and a reassuring smile from Sethos. He was becoming a bit fed up with the way his brain had decided to overthink the littlest actions for the past few days, making him now fear that he would lose control of the rope and camel just to continue staring at N. Yet he managed to keep his usual smile, trusting that would be enough realness on his part— also not too much.

"...I suppose I'll take you up on that," N finally answered, softly smiling back. "But please, do tell me if you get uncomfortable. Wake me up if needed, I won't mind."

"Suuure."

N's arms relaxed as they gently wrapped Sethos in them. Some fingers had a stronger grip on his clothes, but the embrace was tender overall. Seeing they got no complaints, they let drowsiness take over and slowly rested their head against his shoulder. In the middle of that night, Sethos appeared like the source of warmth they could cling to, and their body made sure not to draw away. Not when it was him, not when he was there.

However, relaxing had suddenly become a hard task for Sethos.

It was silly, he thought. The way his thoughts seemed to suddenly stop, how his body reacted at the touch of the other, at some of their words too, even. Archons, perhaps even at their sight, at least lately. Having his outgoing thoughts clash with unexpected feelings like those wasn't something he knew how to deal with.

He had suspected they would get along, sure, but he feared he had started to like them so much that the sole reason his heart beated faster was to try keep up with it all. It seemed absurd, but also so, so unlike him to fight against it. So, whatever. He might just really feel a lot towards his new friend. The friend who currently slept while embracing him under that starry sky that seemed to exist only for them.

Sethos sighed, as if letting the air out into that desert was the sign that he accepted how things were. Then, just slowly, as if fearing they were awake, raised one of his hands until it reached N's head. He caressed their hair with his thumb before trying to look at them.

Soft eyelids, closed. Brown waves cradled by his hand. Their chests connected as if, for a moment, they were all they had. Sethos breathed in.

Friends, huh?

[baahsu]

hi hello baahsu its me the person who wrote two (give or take) whole ass vscest smut fics in your inbox now returned after a sudden month long disappearance to (hopefully lol) continue yelling happily about this ship with you!! :]

tldr i got back into op again and noticed how incredibly dry tumblrs vinsmokecest tag is and realized itd prolly be best to add to it lol, but alas i don't rlly know what to talk about rn :,)

uh. how about this!! what do you think would be the siblings' favorite outfits to fuck in, iydm me asking??

kinda generic but i think 124ji would lose it (/pos) if they got the chance to fuck sanji in his raid suit, mumbling and raving in his ear about he should just keep it on all the time as they take turns destroying him. reiju, although not as crazy abt it bc shes a *liiitle* more sane lol, would probably find it decently hot as well. sanjis no better tho- he sees his siblings, (especially yonji and reiju cause. tits :o]) all hot from battle in those skin tight suits and his nose is GUSHING

and heads kinda empty rn so cant think of much BUT i do have two ideas that im curious abt ur opinion on (and these are purely self indulgent lmao):

i srsly think ichiji has a feminization kink, though he doesnt really realize it 'less he gets emotions. it mostly crosses his mind whenever he sees sanji or niji in more effeminate clothing, like blouses, dresses, and ESPECIALLY skirts and is abruptly hit with the Vinsmoke Horny Gene™. he probably wouldn't piece it together unless reiju (ever the attentive vouyer) just straight up told him lmao

and SPEAKING of reiju, whether its her or one of her brothers wearing them, i feel like she has a thing for stockings. especially fishnets 🤲. especially TIGHT fishnets 🤲🤲. obviously all of them have good bodies that could rock stockings, but if we're going for a lower/bottom heavy build clearly sanjis the way to go. idk i just think that if reiju were to ever see sanji in any type of stockings (ESPECIALLY nice, snug fishnets) she'd just destroy him. like suck the soul outta him lol

YEAH thats all I got rn hqdyaduqfuqf good to be back yelling in your inbox about My Thoughts again have a good day/night :,]]

Welcome back anon!! I missed you 💜💜

I've said this before but I don't even bother looking at the vinsmokecest tag here bc I know there's never any new content in it (tho I'm surprised there's no hate either, guess this ship is unpopular from all sides lmao)

I actually never thought about any of these outfits options and my mind just went 🤯 at sanji's raid suit. Like, I can totally imagine the brothers praising sanji so much while wearing it?? "You're so pretty in it, it fits you so well, look at your thighs, it was made for you, you should just come back to us so you can always wear it, your ass looks so delicious in it too" they'd do it so much even reiju would have to say something, maybe just a subtle "they're right, you know" that would instantly disarm sanji

A more obvious outfit is lingerie, with how they are just the sight of a lacy bra strap or the peak of a garter belt or thigh strap would get them going. They'd be walking around the castle and catch a glimpse of it through the collar of a shirt, see the lines under one of their pants, and they'd pull the other into the closest room, sometimes not even that, the hallway is good enough and the staff passing by doing their jobs be damned (I can't decide if they'd enjoy putting on a show or if they'd get ridiculously jealous and rip their heads off tho)

[taintedcigs]

1989 tv review, vault track rankings, my ratings and overall thoughts:

Welcome to New York — okay i honestly can’t believe I hold myself off and started w this. always thought this was a great opener and HONESTLY sounds really close w the og. I LOVE the production, not my fav song on the album though lol, 8/10

Blank Space — THIS SOUNDS SO CRISP OH MY GOD. there's something different from the og BUT I LOVE IT. 9/10

Style — THIS ALSO SOUNDS SO CRISP TOO. god i love the maturity in her voice SO GODDAMN MUCH. always will be one of my favs on this album. YOU GOT THAT!! JAMES DEAN!! DAYDREAM!! LOOK IN YOUR EYE!! just perfect. 9/10

Out of the Woods — the intro is a bit disappointing but this is one of my fav songs on this album SO I WILL LET IT SLIDE!! "OH I REMEMBER" is scratched into my brain FOREVER. 9/10

All You Had To Do Was Stay — THIS ONE SURPRISED ME SO BAD. I KNOW THIS SONG IS UNDERRATED BUT MY GOD THIS ONE IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN OG 10/10.

Shake it Off — serotonin. just makes me so goddamnn happy, THE UPDATED LAUGH IS SOO CUTE I LUV HER. so much better than og, like i swear im a shake it off fan despite not caring that much before LMAO.

I Wish You Would — OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING I WILL SAY ABOUT JACK ANTONOFF AND THE PRODUCTION AT THE END (sorry). THIS IS SO GOOD. STOLEN VERSION DOES NOT EXIST, THATS HOW GOOD IT IS. 9.5/10

Bad Blood — the intro to this SONG is so different. KINDA Neutral about it but the whole song sounds very different !!1 8/10

Wildest Dreams — honestly i skipped bc ive been listening to this one for months anyway IM SORRY. but still 10/10 ofc !!!

How You Get The Girl — ALWAYS ONE OF M Y FAV SONGS. POP PERFECTION. just so FUCKING GOOD AND TV IS PERFECT. GOD TAYLOORRR ILY FOR THIS ONE. (also im thinking a steve fic for this? sorry i have to mesh my two hobbies together im insane) 10/10

This Love — also SKIPPED IM SORRYYY SUCH A GOOD SONG AND IVE BEEN LISTENING TO IT FOR MONTHS ALREADYY !!!

I Know Places — OH MY GOD SO PERFECT THIS IS MY TOP 3 ON 1989 AND... IM IN AWE... the GROWL (lmao) in and we run is PERFECTTT. god so good 10/10

Clean — 10/10. no words. im actually kind of sobbing. just makes me SO sad but relax. such a bittersweet song and i still think about the secret message for this song. "She lost him but she found herself and somehow that was everything." forever engraved in my BRAIN.

Wonderland — WONDERLAND TV AFTER CLEAN HITS SO WELL ALSO ONE OF MY FAAVOOORIES. "didn't you flash your GREEN eyes at me?" GEEEENNIUUUS! the OOOHHH hit so well. guys i just... so good. 10/10

You Are In Love — guys HOENSTLY SO GOOD. but im gonna keep this one short even tho this is also one of my favs img etting so impatient for vault tracks. 10/10 masterpiece im not kidding.

New Romantics — BABY WE'RE THE NEW ROMANTICS. COME ON, COME ALONG WITH MEEE. HEARTBREAK IS THE NATIONAL ANTHEM, WE SING IT PROUDLYYY. another pop perfection. the production sounds so good in these deluxe songs omfg. 10/10 GUYS IM SO IMPATIEN T BYE IM GONNA LISTEN TO SLUT! OH MYG DO

Slut! — "if they call me a slut you know it might be worth it for once" OH MY GDO??? I THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA BE ABOUT SLUT-SHAMING BUT BLONDIE JUST WENT THERE AND MADE IT A LOVE SONG LMAOO I LOVE HER 9/10

Say Don't Go — im sobbing, ugly crying. and screaming. say "don't go", i would stay forever if you say, "don't go" OH MY GOD IM IN TEARS 10/10

Now That We Don't Talk — "I cannot bе your friend, so I pay the price of what I lost. And what it cost, now that we don't talk" OH MY GOD??? even tho its so SHORT IT HITS SO GOOD HELP ME." And the only way back to my dignity Was to turn into a shrouded mystery" JUST FDUCKING CRAZYYY?? 9/10

Suburband Legends — OKAY THIS IS SO MIDNIGHTS CODED OMFG? the production sounds so mUCH like mastermind and i love that song. "And you kiss me in a way that's gonna screw me up forever" she just gets me!!! 9/10

Is It Over Now? — "Oh, Lord, I think about jumpin' Off of very tall somethings" OH MY FUCKING GOD???? shes so bella swan coded. IM CRYING SHES SO RELATABLE AND I THINK THIS ONE IS MY FAVORITE OH MY GOD. 10/10

IM STILL TRYING TO PROCESS IT WHAT THE FUCK BUT OKAY MY RANKING FOR THE VAULTS:

Is It Over Now? OH MY GOD. SHE WAS SO CRAZY FOR THIS. THE LYRICS?? I HAVE TO LISTEN 2-3 MORE TIMES TO FULLY PROCESS IT. WHAT THE FUCK SO FUCKING GOOD.

Say Don't Go. ALSO?? IM SOBBING?? SO FUCKING GOOOD??

Suburban Legends. I LOVE THIS ONE SM SO MIDNIGHTS CODED.

Slut! ALSO REALLY GOOD. NOT WHAT I EXPECTED AT ALL. A LOVE SONG?? TAYLOR SWIFT YOU ARE A CRAZY GENIUS.

5. Now That We Don't Talk. I LIKED THIS ONE AS WELL. JUST NOT AS MUCH AS THE OTHERS.

OVERALL; I think this is BY FAR my favorite re-recording. I love all of them with my entire heart but THIS ONE IS JUST SO SPECIAL AND IMM SOOO HAPPY TAYLOR FINALLY OWNS IT. JUST A MASTERPIECE. my only ONLY problem is some of the production in some of the songs. i loved the changes. and I LOVE what she did. and I LOVE JACK ANTONOFF FOR GIVING US AMAZING SONGS. but the production sounds a bit off in these songs :(( i think max martin and shellback should've also produced more of them. BUT LIKE I SAID. it has a new vibe and I LOVE IT. (i still think we shouldn't JUST have him on other projects but that is another topic) anyway 10/10 IM STILL SHAKING.

[seelestia]

OMG THE NEW NAVIA THEME IS SO CUTE??? i think it's safe to say that you definitely cooked, lia hehe >:3 /lh /gen

anyways! that's pretty much what it is when it comes to college and frankly? i just wanna get it over with like literally the only highlight to it is seeing my friends and spending time with my boyfriend 😭 but!! a social science major sounds cool! i'd say you have some pretty good goals set in mind and you can always take up a minor if you want to pursue the others :> (i did consider having music as a minor) and sure! the courses depend on what you pick really and the college/professor, online is just about the same as in-person if you have a lot of reading on a pc to do tbh. english classes are well. kind of like the ones in high school but college-leveled. just make sure you give yourself enough time to do assignments bc they can be painful :"D

HELP LMAO??? okay that's true though, the fontaine quest definitely made a splash and we really had to dip our toes in the water with it huh? anyway thats kind of the thing, the only similarity between bedo and lyney is that they actively flirt with me in their own way, and its funny bc i usually try to find someone whose personality complements mine bc im generally the quieter one compared to both (ah yes a reality tv show for me HJEKAHD) also yea! i think both of them really do have traits that make them stand out and frankly i wish they got more screentime (also i have yet to watch the 4.6 trailer ehehe)

same here to you!! i'm always happy to rattle off of your hcs and i enjoy talking about our selfships as well hehe (*^ω^*) and i love it when bedo calls me his "sweet violet",,like the way he says it is just so endearing? like the pitch of his voice always becomes softer and more affectionate jsjdksndj (yk its funny, my boyfriend does the same thing with me bc his nicknames are unique to me as well)

also i'm throwing another ramble at ya: imagine wanderer or ayato surprising you with breakfast in bed HEHEHEHE

awh thats oki! like i said, i'm always happy to indulge your selfships since i enjoy hearing about them :> /gen. honestly i wouldn't be surprised if wanderer did knock you softly on the head for thinking the flowers were from yato ajjdkshd (nah just put the hairpin in before he gets a chance /hj /lh) also i forgot to tell u im a sucker for floriography so i methinks wanderer could give you camellias which represent everlasting love. the hairpin ayato gives you is unique in design and had it specially made for you alone :3

and i quote from my irl friend: "bouncing off the walls gf x completely stoic unmoving statue bf" HDJAKDHSJ NOT ONLY THAT SHE COMPARED HIM TO A PIECE OF FURNITURE BC OF HOW STIFF HE IS IN PICTURES (but hey i give him credit for a cute smile <3) and he is very much a pretty boy even though he tries to deny it until i accept that he calls me pretty too BUT YEA QUITE LITERALLY OPPOSITES ATTRACT anyway pretty much, not all relationships are like yk. sunshine and rainbows so thats why i feel very grateful to have a healthy one. if anything, we're just both trying to do our best to make one another happy but thankies hehe (also nw! i dont think u sound like a grandma, i just like hearing u ramble ehhehe)

also im not rlly sure why ppl think 20 is old either like dang, sure my back hurts on occasion but i'm not a fossil 😭

AHHH THANK U, VI!! so it seems you agree that i... baked? :3c /lh HAHAHA navia is so sweet and silly. i just have to make her my theme! (++ as a homage to her for carrying me in spiral abyss 🫣) since i do put in effort whenever i do theme changes, it makes me happy to know others like it <3

i'll have you know that i'm a true enabler of dad jokes & puns. throw 'em at me! which reminds me: how does albedo react to your jokes? for me, ayato just thinks it's funny that i find them funny (he pats me on the head afterwards - A+ for effort). wanderer is just the epitome of unimpressed and sometimes, he'd even pull on my cheek a little if the joke is extremely unfunny LOLLL. the only one who'd ever indulge me is mr. shikanoin heizou ( ｡ •̀ ᴖ •́ ｡) oh, woe is me!!! /lh

i see! ty for the perspective, vi <3 i'm gonna find it nostalgic to look back on this convo after i went to college. tho assignments really are a staple of uni life, huh? one of the times i thank highschool for instilling the habit of “work first, play later” in me. i imagine it's gonna be more painful however so i'll need to juggle rest & work 😭 hope you're holding up with yours!! <3

THAT'S CUTE!! i find it so funny that albedo himself is the paradigm for introverts but when it comes to flirting with people he finds intriguing, he's not here to play LMAO. how does he act 〜suave〜 so naturally?? smh i need those skills too /hj. lyney on the other hand... he takes it as an achievement if he manages to fluster you! the sleight of the hand is his bread & butter but he's good with his words just as well, no? voila! ✧ i am biting my fist UWAGHH. i am head over heels for the 'speaks to you / says your name in a softer voice' thingy but to witness it first-hand??? i'm so happy for you 🤭

WWHWHWHWH. ayato usually has the maids prepare our meals so he probably tells them to make it extra special. unfortunately, i'm more of a night owl than an early riser so by the time he brings the tray onto the bed, i'm just looking at him all groggy LOL. he thinks it's cute, taps my cheek and teasingly asks if this is all a ruse to get him to spoon feed me.... this man /aff. wanderer tho is a good cook so he does not play around with food or breakfast! but it's gonna take lots of coaxing to have breakfast in bed since “if it spills on the mattress, i'll demote you to the floor for a day.” i tell him about the existence of trays but he's still adamant. no fun 💔 /j

CAMELLIAS?! those happen to be one of my fav flowers!!! and the meaning too... i'm ahhdjwjejw /pos. he would tho!! wanderer canonically like wandering off in nature (oh, dearest sumeru), i think he picks flowers to bring back home. but sometimes, he'd rather observe them from afar: they're fleeting, after all. so he might as well leave them be to bloom to their fullest. yk.... i should buy some seeds these days and make a garden of our own. maybe it could be a surprise for him oooooo mhm mhm!! wbu?? does albedo or lyney indulge in making you breakfast in bed too hehe :3c (for lyney, i'm willing to bet lynette sponsored that breakfast /j)

NOT THE FURNITURE POSE HAHAA 😭

“smile!”

vi: 🌸🌷🎀🩷

bf: 🚪🚪🚪

/j but we appreciate the effort!!! i'm also not vv photogenic myself so i can relate badly with the furniture pose LMAO 😔 i prefer taking pictures of others instead! ayato is really photogenic. this is what happens when you deal with paparazzi /j & wanderer can be photogenic too but only in candid. he does not like staring at the camera. what a grumpy cat /aff +++ i saw the picrew you sent me! VI IT'S SO ADORBS AHHHH feel free to share more picrews of you & your f/o's anytime! i love love love them ☆૮꒰ˊᗜˋ* ꒱ა /gen !!!!

[zoyaofthegardvn]

Hiiiiii, so i read your manon x elide fic (bad kitty) and i absolutely ADORE jealous manon soooo i was wondering if maybe u could write a fic abt petrah flirting with elide (cuz I remember that one of your other fics said she did lmao) and manon being like super jealous? only if u want to ofc byeee🥰

Which Witch?

A/N: ahhh omg thank u so much for the kind words! im proud of that fic! that is so sweet, really it means a lot to me! i really love jealous manon too, i am so down to write this. thanks so much for requesting, i hope you enjoy! :)

CW: Allusions to smut!

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Manon is fuming from where she stands next to Abraxos, saddling him up. Across the field, she watches as Elide smiles and laughs with Petrah Blueblood.

Petrah had recently bonded with a new wyvern, a long time coming as she mourned the loss of her Keelie. Manon, urged by Asterin and Elide to reach out, had invited Petrah and other Bluebloods to the castle Manon and her clan occupied, now that Manon was Queen of Witches. The intent was to strengthen relations between the clans, and to enjoy some leisurely airtime with one another's mounts.

This visit from the Bluebloods was supposed to be the perfect mixture of work and play, building alliances while also asserting the Blackbeak dominance. But, Manon's just been angry the entire time. Jealous. And of course, Elide has no idea. Manon hasn't told her. She has no plans to admit she's jealous, but it's getting harder and harder to watch Petrah woo her girlfriend.

Abraxos grunts when Manon pulls his saddle a bit too tight, and she rolls her eyes as she loosens it. She pats his side, runs her hands down his thick chest, and mutters, "Oh shush, you big baby," before her gaze lands back on her lover, who is now happily skipping over to her.

Elide's grinning, and when she lands in front of Manon, she places a quick kiss to her cheek. Manon's frown fades a bit, but she still isn't happy. Luckily, as Manon always looks angry, Elide notices nothing really different.

"Petrah said I can ride with her! She said her wyvern can do this really cool trick, and that she wants to show it to me before I see her do it! She said it would be a surprise," Elide breaks off into a laugh, "I tried to get her to tell me, but she says I just have to experience it!"

Manon resists the urge to scoff, to roll her eyes, to take her anger out on Elide, sweet Elide, friends-with-everyone Elide.

Instead, she says, through gritted teeth, "Why can't you ride with me? We're all going to the same place."

Elide's smile drops just slightly. "I love Abraxos, you know that, but I want to see what Petrah's talking about! I'll ride back home with you, of course."

Like he knew what she was saying, Abraxos grumbled, and Elide laughed and planted a smooch to his arm, patting him as he soaked in her affection.

Rarely did Elide not ride with Manon, the exceptions being when Elide had Asterin take her out, usually without Manon knowing. Manon doesn't like the idea of Elide being at someone else's, something else's, whim. And she really doesn't like the idea of Elide having her arms wrapped around someone else's waist.

"Do you really think I'm going to let someone show you a trick? Mid-air?"

Elide scoffs, "Oh, Manon! It's Petrah! We're friends! Nothing bad will happen." She still hasn't noticed Manon's discomfort, she's still happy, still excited.

Manon looks over Elide's shoulder, to where Petrah waits, and she notices she had already added another strap for a passenger to fasten themselves in. It makes her blood boil.

But Elide's just so damn excited. And as skilled as Abraxos is, he doesn't do many... tricks. She doesn't want to ruin Elide's fun, so she rolls her eyes, grunts her approval, and dips her chin.

Elide squeals, grabbing Manon's face and placing a big wet smack to her lips before jogging back to Petrah.

Manon watches, with a scowl, as Petrah helps Elide onto her mount, and straps her in. Petrah climbs up, and Manon does the same with Abraxos. Once everyone's ready to take off, Manon orders Asterin to take the lead this time, so that she can trail behind and keep an eye on Elide. Then, she gives the signal, and they're all taking off.

The ride is only about 5 minutes away, they're going to an open valley where the mounts can hunt, the witches can spar, and overall, everyone can have a good time making friends and forming alliances. Several of the witches have brought their significant others, some even toting witchlings along. It's supposed to be a fun day, stress free.

That's until, a few minutes in, Petrah's mount speeds up, soaring past everyone else. Manon can hear Elide's laughter, and some of the Thirteen chuckle at Petrah's young mount, full of the attitude and vigor their mounts once had back in the day.

But Manon isn't laughing. No, she's gritting her teeth in anger and narrowing her eyes as she watches Petrah recklessly fly her girlfriend around hundreds of feet in the air.

And then, Petrah's mount does a fucking flip. Manon gasps, her heart falling out of her chest, her stomach sinking.

But then they're right side up again, and Elide's screaming and laughing so hard that one of the other witches yells, "Hey! I wanna try that next!" and then, they flip again, and Manon sees red.

She urges Abraxos faster, roaring, "PETRAH!" but they pay no mind. Besides, they're approaching where they're meant to land anyway. Asterin leads the descent, landing first, with Petrah and Elide soon after since they'd gotten so ahead. A few more witches land, and then Manon and Abraxos slam onto the ground. The ground shakes, and everyone stares as Manon aggressively climbs out of the saddle.

Petrah is unsaddling her mount and Elide is laughing, pulling her wild hair out of her eyes and mouth, when she abruptly stops, noticing Manon stomping over to them.

"ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY?" Manon bellows, aiming right for Petrah. The poor witch turns around in confusion, and Elide steps in front of Manon before she can attack the woman.

"Manon wha-" Elide tries to intervene, but Manon just pushes past her.

"Taking my girlfriend up in the air, and nearly killing her!? I invite you to MY home, and you pull that shit?!" Manon seethes, hands curling around Elide's arms to stop her from pushing her back.

Petrah sighs, and she doesn't get angry like Manon expected. "She's her own person, Manon, she can decide what she can handle."

"You didn't even fucking tell her what you were doing!" she roars, her teeth sharpening and claws beginning to poke out.

"Manon, please, I didn't almost die! It was fun!" Elide tries to reason, but Manon won't hear any of it.

Petrah doesn't give in to Manon's anger, she just levels her with a cool stare. "Well, I'm sorry if you feel disrespected Manon, but you're not the only skilled witch here, you know. I know what I'm doing, and Elide was perfectly safe with me. I'm not overprotective, I want people to enjoy themselves when they're up in the air," as calm as she is, Manon knows it's a jab at her.

She goes to lunge forward, a hiss escaping through her teeth, but then Asterin is there, a hand on her shoulder, and Elide's still holding her back, pleading with her to calm down.

"Manon, we're supposed to be here having fun, building a relationship. Elide's perfectly fine, so calm down, and don't ruin this,' Asterin's voice is smooth, the definition of level headed and logical. Elide sounds like she's nearly in tears, the way she keeps repeating Manon's name. The sound of her distress is the only thing that snaps her out of it. She looks around, every single witch, their mate, their children, watching her as she lashes out at someone meant to be her ally. She hates to admit it, but Asterin is right. She can't jeopardize what they're all gathered here for. She may have an issue with one witch in particular, but witches as a whole have to get along, they have to be able to stand each other if they want to ensure their long term survival.

Manon finally gives up, snarling as she walks away, pulling Elide with her. "Stay away from her," she calls over her shoulder, and Petrah shrugs like it doesn't really matter to her.

"Manon..?" Elide asks weakly, like she's afraid saying the wrong thing will set her off.

"We're leaving," Manon grits out, speeding her pace up when she realizes she can feel everyone's stare on her.

"You're overreacting, Manon, and I don't want to leave," Elide tries to pull her arm back, but Manon's grip just tightens.

"I don't care! We're going home," and then she's grabbing Elide by the waist, hoisting her up and onto Abraxos.

Elide pouts and stubbornly crosses her arms as Manon buckles her in. "You're being ridiculous," she says, and Manon doesn't even bother answering. She climbs up, swings a leg over, and waits for Elide to wrap her arms around her waist. When she hesitates, she hisses her name in warning, and then she takes off as soon as Elide reluctantly complies.

The five minute flight is tense and silent, and when they land back at home, Elide is immediately unbuckling herself and sliding off of the saddle. Manon watches as she stomps away, likely to their bedroom, but she doesn't follow. She needs time alone to calm down, before she really takes it out on Elide, which she has no desire to do.

She slowly removes the saddle from Abraxos, ignoring his disappointed glare. Over the years, he's formed a bond with Elide, too. And he's clearly upset with Manon for upsetting her, and likely a bit hurt he didn't get to join the fun with the rest of the wyverns and witches. Manon gives him extra pats and treats and then lets him be, knowing he'll be over it in a few hours.

She slowly trudges up to her bedroom, taking the longest route possible, through the winding hallways and towering stairs. When she finally stands outside of the door, she gently pushes it open, calling out Elide's name.

Their bedroom is huge, almost like an apartment. Elide isn't in the bed, or on the couch. She's not in the reading nook when Manon checks there, and she's not in the attached office. She isn't in the kitchenette, brewing tea like Manon had expected, and she isn't sitting on the balcony, tending to her plants. Then, she hears the faint sounds of water trickling from the bathroom.

"Elide?" she asks, gently knocking on the bathroom door.

"What do you want?" is the reply she receives, cold and harsh.

"Can I come in?"

A long pause, then Elide sighs. Manon takes it as a yes.

When she walks in, she's greeted with the sight of Elide in the bathtub. Usually, the sight of her naked girlfriend would have her stripping her own clothes, settling into the tub behind her, trying to cop a feel, but this isn't the time, unfortunately.

Elide doesn't even raise her head or open her eyes from where she's resting it against the lip of the tub.

"You were out of line today, Manon," is all that she says.

"I was worried about you."

"And what exactly gave you the impression that I was in danger? Could it have been my laughter?" Elide snaps, and it takes Manon back a bit.

"She flipped you upside down, Elide. Without asking or telling you or me."

"Yes, you should try it. Maybe that stick will fall out of your ass," Elide finally picks her head up, glaring at her girlfriend.

Manon rolls her eyes. "Funny, Elide."

"I'm being dead serious."

Manon groans and runs a hand over her face, pulling a stool to the edge of the tub and sitting next to her girlfriend, her beautiful, frustratingly oblivious girlfriend.

"Damnit, Elide. Try to understand. You never ride with anyone but me, and I do everything in my power to keep you safe when we're up there. So imagine how it felt when I saw you doing flips in the fucking air with nothing but your hands around someone else's waist and a gods damned belt to keep you in. I didn't fucking appreciate it!" as much as she's trying to not get angry at Elide, her voice takes on a sharp tone.

Elide stares at her and blinks, and then slowly, a small smirk tugs at the corner of her mouth. "You're jealous."

"Excuse me?" Manon scoffs, confused about how that's all she took from what she'd just said.

"You didn't like that I had to have my hands around her waist. You just said it! You're jealous!" Elide acts like she just caught Manon at something.

"Seriously Elide, that's all you got from that? I was fucking concerned."

Elide's face softens. "I'm sorry it scared you, I really am."

Manon nods her head in appreciation.

"But you were still out of line. And jealous," and Manon doesn't even have to look at her to know she's smiling.

"Yeah, maybe. I'll talk to Petrah tomorrow. But I don't feel bad about it. And, I wasn't jealous," but she doesn't sound very convincing.

Elide snorts. "Yes you were. It's obvious. Don't feel shy about it, it's cute."

Manon scoffs, "I am not cute, Elide."

She hums, settling back against the tub. "Sure, whatever you say, baby. You're forgiven, even though you didn't say sorry."

Manon dips a hand into the water and splashes Elide's face. Elide laughs, "Hey! I'm being nicer than you deserve right now! Only because you looked kinda hot, being all overprotective and everything..." she trails off, eyes following Manon's form as she stands, beginning to peel her clothing off.

"I think you need a reminder about which witch you belong to, hmm?" Manon asks, foot stepping into the tub.

[tmos-time]

I may just be autisming but what are your thoughts on the fact that we're gonna see two confirmed violet bloods in hiveswap act 3 (I personally don't think fiamet is actually a violet blood I think she mugged someone otherwise she would have no reason to talk in grey really), because like, we're finally gonna see if other violet bloods are similar to eridan or if he's an outlier, or like, what is seadweller society actually like??? Im stimming over here on we get to see so much in hiveswap act 3

oooh honestly? not entirely sure what my thoughts are tbh! as much as i want to be REALLY invested, act 2 was so "ah, okay" for me that i still havent tried to 100% the achievements lmao; im sure the next act will be fine, but being wary means i just havent been following too closely lol

anyways; jerran with the big beanie (and tie and jacket and shades lmao) looks like he has a personality i might like under that busy design, but i feel like i'd need to see some actual interaction to get a better impression lmao

fiamet is very cute!! extra applause for the aquamino sign being associated with her lmao; now that you say it, i wouldnt necessarily be surprised if they pull a twist on fiamets blood-- starting to suspect it, the more i think about it-- but i think it'd be more interesting if she was violet! with those olive accents, even if she turns out to be lime instead, i think it'd just feel like someone messing around with fanon nepeta's whole shtick as a new character, yknow? at least as a violet blood it'd feel more like a bloodswap turned original character; though i suppose theres always the chance ill feel different or be proven wrong on that vibe check when i get to play the chapter lmao

cridea feels..? generic? maybe unimposing is what im looking for; everything about her besides the violetblood traits and accessories feels VERY background character of her, and hearing her hive theme makes me think of an old middleschool "best friend" im not too fond of; i just find im more excited about seeing a seadweller on my screen than i am wanting to know her when it comes down to this one lmao

all in all, hesitantly hopeful that ill grow to enjoy them all once we actually see the game!

[posi-pan]

this is mainly me venting, but i really hate that people on tiktok have started identity battles between bi and pan again. every time i get a bi safe space account on my for you page, its always talking about how pan ppl are biphobic/transphobic if they dont acknowledge pan as a micro label of bi or mention that the pan label is "biphobic/trabsphobic in origin". i get it definitions change all the time and everything, but its genuinely upsetting when im constantly told that my pan identity is me hating bi people again as if i havent seen it enough from panphobes on tumblr/twitter. i love my fellow mspec ppl but every pan hc is met with "oh actually theyre bi :)" or "you know pan has a problematic origin right?". if i identified as bi id use the bi label but i Dont identify as bi and constantly being told over and over that im "bi lite" or part of the "bi umbrella" is upsetting. i want to enjoy the bi/pan/omni solidarity that has been made, but i cant because everyone wants to suddenly exclude pan people again

oof. i only use twitter and tumblr so i don't know what goes on over on other sites, but i'm not surprised people are still spreading that bullshit. panphobes haven't shut the fuck up on here or twitter, so i wouldn't expect them to on other sites.

but it really annoys me that people pull that "pan people are -phobic if they don't acknowledge *insert lie here*" shit. it's such fucking bullshit. to think they can pressure pan folks into believing lies and panphobic rhetoric by calling us bigots if we don't???? fuck that. like do they really think we're so desperate for their "support" that we'll just swallow and regurgitate whatever bullshit they spew??? especially when we know damn well that if we accept lie 1, they're just gonna move onto lie 2, and so on and so on?? the goalpost will never be still with them.

ugh. sorry for venting back at you lmao shit is just frustrating. and i'm so over the whole bi vs pan thing. like it's so a decade ago. let it go. leave people alone. why does someone's label bother these people on such a deep level? they need to find some happiness in their lives and maybe that won't be the case.

anyways. i'm sorry you're dealing with this shit and having your online spaces ruined by it. i hope you can find circles of people and communities where people aren't panphobic or starting new intracommunity bullshit.

[wrestlezon]

aew dynamite 10/26/22 liveblog containment zone

starting late again today (i was taking a nap and one of my friends works late on wednesdays now)

i saw a bit of the moxley vs penta thing earlier! im really excited for that!

i saw an extremely average guy in the crowd and paused to point at him and my friends marveled at my ability to quickly notice and identify the most basic of bitches in my defense he looked like shane from stardew. the pattern recognition part of my brain is always active and running, at all times

[jericho and garcia vs claudio and yuta]

hager embracing his new gimmick as the purple hat guy holy shit william regal LMFAO "melt in me" everyone gawking and excalibur just being like "i told you we're starting off hot guys" claudio special ability: pick up man angelo parker (err-- cool hand ang) cradling and kissing garcia's head?? how tender the guys are fighting we're not particularly invested in this fight so we're talking about other things wait! murder yuta! maximum aggro!! for a second we really thought jericho was going to eat the pin from yuta claudio with the ass caress technique he is so tall. oh no! the bat! finally someone counters the cheat move omg claudio is so strong. lmao even aubrey was like O_O WHAT lmfao the dude with the filipino flag limmylaughing.jpg at the dude who got steamrolled out of the ring yay blackpool combat club won. danger averted

[backstage with bryan danielson]

oh gosh… bcc won… will danielson lose to sammy… uh oh! hes mad the people are disrespecting him!! including yuta!!! who is right here!!!!!! and actively and openly disrespecting him!! oh my!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the girls are fighting claudio is so tall. break it up, boys.

WHOA WHAT [VIDEO SEGMENT SHOWING KENNY AND THE BUCKS BEING DELETED FROM AEW HISTORY]

ok listen i DETEST worked shoots HOWEVER THIS SHIT IS SO FUNNY BECAUSE OF HOW GOOFY AND UNEXPECTED IT WAS (so long as it has an appropriate amount of levity) theyre finally mentioning kenny and the bucks by explicitly mentioning how theyre not talking about kenny and the bucks hangman page's "my old friends have disappeared" bit from his promo vs moxley............. im legit excited to see where theyre gonna take this.

[backstage with the jericho appreciation society]

the mic is broken and theyre trying to power through the audio issues EVERY CHAMPIONSHIP EVEN THE WOMENS CHAMPIONSHIP JERICHO WILL TAKE IT ALL

[swerve in our glory vs ftr]

what the, is this a three way oh no the acclaimed are just here to be the peanut gallery for the battle for #1 tag contendership oh my god keith lee just vaulting over them i love swerve in our glory because not only does swerve have a maximum amount of style but keith lee is also very cool beyond just being "big strong guy" he is a big strong guy that can also pull off surprises picking up cash by his neck! lmfao the gunn brothers are here in cosplay. i didnt see them earlier i love swerve lmao so cocky whoa. mic feedback throughout the whole arena for a hot second i forgot ftr bald is dax. i got them mixed up again. its been a while since ive seen them in a match tho. forgive me very cool high german suplex oh no! cash is going to get owned they cant do a third swerve in our glory vs acclaimed match so soon. thatd be ridiculous. right??? come on omg what a kick on dax though i thought they were gonna have that pin be the winning one whoa nice catch by dax. sick moves alert hell yea this match is bumpin omg i thought they were going to do the "knocked out guy falls on other knocked out guy for the win" bit theyre doing a LOT of near falls here. the tension! finisher! oh no! swerve pulled him away! oh no!! keith lee friendly fire attack again!! what the!!!! secret low blow from swerve!!!!!!!!! gunn club with the assist!!! holding back ftr hair!!! gasp swerve in our glory wins! oh my.

the acclaimed coming in to save ftr from the gunn bros… SIOG is everything. i love their duo. their chemistry. please dont break them up

[backstage with saraya]

oh no britt is interrupting fun catchup time between saraya and renee with her britt-ness

[in the ring with mjf]

renee is interviewing instead of tony schiavone. wait is mjf going to be rude to moxley's wife crude! what LMAO HIS MOXLEY IMPRESSION mjf is so good renee is also so good. not a punching bag the audio issues. i can hear it. the distant ringing... LMAO HES BACKING DOWN ON WINNING CLEAN ooohhh hes promising to not use his ring to win against moxley i trust mjf to keep a promise as much as i am confident in my ability to pick him up and throw him and? i am very weak. i live in fear of mjf aew champ. he will become evil. he will have a reign of terror OH MY ITS STOKELY MJF IS NOT AMUSED BY HIS ANTICS theres so much tension going on here. i dont know whats going to happen!!! there are so many things that could happen!!!!!! WHAT IF MOXLEY IS GOING TO LOSE THE BELT???? i mean not to mjf i mean to penta. mjf didnt say anything about penta or "the winner" going into full gear at 110%, just moxley, right? thats just if you want to mess around and be complicated with technicalities. i do wonder what stokely is going to though… he might just simply Not Take Orders From MJF he certainly has not been hiding it

[sammy guevara vs bryan danielson]

dude im afraid that bryan might lose this match. like hes too much of a good sport and popular to actually get buried but that means the opportunity would be there for him to lose! oh god this match starts off with me afraid hes gonna get squashed by SAMMY GUEVARA LMAO help!!!!!!!!! im not even a danielson superfan but golly he doesnt have that much of a ego, i think. maybe. hes too busy being a weirdo for me to tell if he actually has an ego my friends are wailing about how much they love mjf i cant tell if bryan danielson is following through with his threat to go sicko mode on sammy because we're talking about mjf mjf. mjf. mjf that camera cut made it hard to see that knee strike sammy with the insane move (backflip off the top rope onto the outside) remsburg kick her out!!!!!!!! dang he is so lax wow this match is Q U I E T people dont even hate sammy enough to boo him theyre just fed up. or just generally tired since we're midway through the episode. where is the dead part of the shows? is this the dead slot? this is like the audience of a dark match tay melo is legit getting more boos than sammy here "you stupid dragon! i hate you" LMFAOOOO SAMMY THAT WAS SO BAD OK BECAUSE OF THAT THIS MATCH IS GOOD NOW oh just in time for danielson to get fired up too!! the crowd didnt hear sammy's terrible insult but i did. i love apocalyptically lame insults oooh! spanish fly by sammy "spanish fly" guevara i love the multi flip roll away thing. its one of my favorite spots sammy with the jump up to the top rope. thats such a cool move but i imagine its infinitely hard to pull off which is why nobody dares to do it busaiku knee! here is the danielson violence! sammy defeated. the crowd cheers! i cheer! in relief!

lmao taz "you gotta take care of your group there regal" taz telling regal to keep his house in order. him. from taz of all people. taz of team taz fame

[backstage with alex abrahantez and rey fenix]

fenix: i am confident penta will win the world championship. alex: and you should be a double champ too. with the all atlantic oh! its christian cage and hes saying luchasaurus is the one who deserves fighting for the all atlantic title, moreso than fenix! orange walking in: hey are yall talking about me? are yall talking about my title? wanna have a three way? im sitting on my hands. im not going to say anything about how orange is just walking around, having three ways, i mean it does make sense from a competition standpoint. you technically do less work because you can let the other 2 people fight each other. my god. hes a genius who is also into three ways

[riho vs hayter]

YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im so excited for this match. i love: riho. i love: hayter. riho's outfit very cute and frilly and i love the iridescient silver coloration on hayter's outfit oh! hayters outfit is slightly new too. theres less danglies and the design is difference wow! what a bodyslam from riho! snap suplex! dude hayter's ass is unreal. taunting her!! nobody should fight against someone in the britt baker squad without backup. its bad news! choking. cool. i wish the camera wasnt blocked by the rope schiavone: "how do you spell google" excalibur: "two gs and two os. not in that order" lmaooooo omg hayter grabbing riho to stop the roll move but then succumbing to it eventually! so cool aew la show (crying sobbing) why do they keep selling tickets for la shows at the worst possible times for me financially. also me and my two friends DID all get covid from going to the last show... wait, theres wrestling! code red! sick moves. booo riho lostttt but hayter won… im conflicted

tony storm appears! she is so bronzed. and also? her outfit

[renee backstage with eddie]

whaddup eddie omg lmao shes talking about the intervention last week eddie: me? im great. :) i love eddie so much. he rules omfg "everyone else? leave me alone." STARES AT THE CAMERA

[black and white video segment with darby]

he... broke up with sting? well. ok jeez who is jay lethal's secret friend who knows darbys weakness darby vs lethal is. certainly gonna be. a match me and my friends: ehh… shrugging… ok..........

[DADDY ASS BIRTHDAY BASH ANNOUNCEMENT]

me and my friends: HELL YEAH!!!! WOOOOO!!!!!!!! NOW THATS WHAT I CALL WRESTLING

main event time!!! [jon moxley vs penta]

my friends: mjf is gonna be watching this match right me: if stokely fucks with his match… you know, eddie is friends with both of these guys thats me. im always working the kingston angle. my friend is trying to work the max caster mjf angle so bad. via the gunn club connection and the tweets nuzzling to start it off. hell the yea lmao penta took that guy's hat oooo cool backstabber by penta WHOA THAT CORNER SUPLEX MOVE WAS FAST jumping slingblade move! whoa did he pull off the armsnap move? gasp wow that kick had a hell of a sound oh god i couldnt tell whos leg was whos there on the steps LMAO augh i guess the armsnap didnt stick lmao that kickout was uh… i am respectfully looking away and into the instant doublefinisher and the winning pin? i am respectfully forgetting--

GASP! ITS THE FIRM ohhhhhh mjf is gonna be so mad omg the bcc is locked into their locker room!!! oh no! who will help moxley will mjf help moxley…….. HE IS HERE HE IS SO CONFLICTED HE RUNS IN omg the firm should beat mjf up-- THEY ARE lmao THEYRE STRIPPING HIM "please take off my shirt when you beat me up. i need the world to see the abs i have cultivated in my absence" me: what if max caster came out to save him my friends: shut the fuck up. stop talking omg they killed him. faceturn mjf? :) every time i say "faceturn mjf" i know my friend adds 10 more percent to the gloating levels for when he eventually reveals he was pretending to be a good guy the whole time

can you imagine if there was some sort of 4d chess plot where mjf and stokely agreed to do a "pretend to betray me really hard" plot or if there was a 4d chess plot and regal was the one who made a deal with stokely to light a fire underneath mjf im also fine with stokely being an independent troublemaker too. stokely is very cool one of my friends said the most insane thing would be if cm punk was involved which is like the most "never gonna happen" thing of all time but if it did happen (it wont) i'll yell for real (because it would be the most outlandish thing to happen) (hes so fired. im not even playing around here)

[quietbluejay]

Scars 3

man, can you imagine

now im coming up with a weird and funny alt-heresy plot but sadly i think chondax is too far from ultramar for it to work khan doesn't end up on prospero like he does in this book, he ends up caught in the mess that is the warp right now and following the pharos and the situation leads guilliman to think russ is on the traitors side so he gets to bluescreen a bit more because of that and everyone ends up thinking the guys Russ sent to Guilliman as commissars are actually assassins or something and by the time they get everything sorted out it's a giant mess this is just me once again trying to use Unremembered Empire as a jumping off point for 3 way civil war

I honestly still think that the Space Wolves being like "nah i guess he is loyal" re: guilliman as he declares imperium secundus was bs it's a combo of me thinking the fact that like no one gets along with russ should come back and bite him and make the situation more complicated + an echo of the future imperium making enemies of people that'd actually help them, it's also fun given Lion is likely going to be on Guilliman's side here

ok back to CSI: Astartes and yes I shall continue to call that subplot by that name they're looking at the crime scene…. they managed to find various things in the lava include what we the readers know is a lodge coin but of course Shiban has no clue everyone else wants to get out of there and do something that isn't literally digging through recently hardened lava for clues lol luckily for them and unluckily for Shiban it's time for them to get back to the ship and hear the shocking news

man i am genuinely, trying to not be mean to the wolves and make some comments here but they make it so easy (bjorn and co are fighting alpha legion boarders) oh that was great desperate and brutal fight vs alpha legionary that ends in bjorn brutalizing a dying man to try and get answers about why they're there and then

like the wolves are still reeling from prospero and a lot of them are feeling like maybe they screwed up, and finding out about isstvan v is making things worse

then they get this lmao like, obviously, he's lying, right? …right?

i mean there's a chance this hits someone so dogmatic it does nothing but puzzle them, but there's a good chance it'll actually hit and cause problems

oh that's a little funny bit (we're back with ilya)

she wants to know what's actually going on halji: i dunno but i heard something about the wolves. it really wouldn't surprise me huh this book is giving me some of my shopping list re the space wolves and i wasn't even expecting it ilya: what is with you guys and the wolves anyways

i honestly didn't expect this kind of cultural commentary but i'm not complaining

also i do wonder who would win in a fight between them don't worry im not going to suddenly become a vs fan

also, i feel like jaghatai would actually irritate dorn at least as much as russ if not more, if he knew him better and im wondering if anything happens with them in the siege books when they're trapped together jaghatai's an actual adult and dorn is capable of faking it better than a lot of the others, but the siege was a really stressful situation they did have sanguinius as a buffer though this bit has been really choppy, a lot of short scenes splitting between different viewpoint characters (ilya, shiban, bjorn) and i'm not sure why Wraight chose to do it well I can't expect myself to discern everything

i love dramatic irony OH our first Khan POV

Magnus is…actually talking with him as an equal huh tbh the reason he probably doesn't think about him at all in other books is because the writer doesn't think about him oh yeah I forgot Angron was on the anti-librarian brigade why do i keep forgetting that

owo actually you know, McNeill specifically used the word bonhomie in A Thousand Sons nvm it was a different part of the book, it was at Nikaea anyways Yesugei and Ahriman get introduced which is interesting to me because Yesugei has been a fixture beside the Khan since before he joined the Crusade, and Ahriman's been around for a while, he was pre-Magnus' finding it just seems a little odd that they never met before this point, i mean for sure it's possible..... so while Jaghatai is thinking sadly about Magnus dying, Qin Xa brings in more messages they got the news about Isstvan V and the orders to go back to terra with dorn and russ jaghatai has a little bluescreen understandable

Khan: so is magnus dead or not Qin Xa: we have no clue my dude Jaghatai loses his temper you know i twit the primarchs a lot for their temper issues but it's understandable here jaghatai: im giving them 12 hours to actually figure out wtf is going on then i start hammering on their dreams and ANOTHER messenger comes in, this is NOT jaghatai's day

there are ships appearing near them ITS THE ALPHA LEGION

he orders them to try and talk to the alpha legion, no firing on anyone until they figure out WHAT is going on so he's trying to put the pieces together, which is fun for him this is the kind of stuff he gets enjoyment out of

ha

i'm also now remembering why I like the Khan lol

Bjorn is fighting a dreadnought it might just be how I'm feeling right now but I'm not feeling this fight sequence it's serviceable

it's 5 vs the dreadnought they manage to at least not die and now Russ has shown up return to Shiban and they're heading back to the muster no one has any clue what is true and what is false, "Ferrus killed that peacock Fulgrim" is one of the many things floating around

yeah they're engaging with the white scars and the wolves concurrently lol Shiban notes there's an eerie symmetry between their SOP and how the Alpha Legion is acting now

"it's time to pull a gendo ikari" in retrospect i'm wondering why more 40k characters don't do this lol annnd Russ isn't wearing a helmet

what does that mean "his…hearts misgive him" is that trying to say they skipped a beat or something like that?

as usual though i do enjoy some evocative language wow russ ends up pulling the guy out of the dreadnought, says "you should have stayed dead" then crunch that was a striking scene pfff

bjorn thinks about what that one guy said….lmao all according to keikaku

this russ is a lot more…hm fun ahhh yesugei is having a vision or dream okay this was actually cool enough i'll do the whole thing

and yesugei wakes up shaking and sweating they're in the warp right now and the ship is groaning and creaking like it's surrounded by strong wings so yesugei thinks back to a conversation he had with Ahriman

"tried to be modest" if that's them trying to be modest i'd hate to see what they look like when they're not trying

oh, ahriman

this is weird though

i mean the whole "ahriman has never encountered this despite canonically going way deeper into this stuff than yesugei" it's literally the next paragraph

anyways their gellar shields are failing and the navigator is insisting they drop out of the warp it's Bad ah back to the wolves

lmao you know it would have been very funny for alpharius to have pulled a doombot on russ anyways, the alpha legion are winning we love to see it Russ decides to retreat, and send a message to Terra I mean like by the time the message gets to Terra the chances of them actually getting reinforcement are, lmao lmao Russ legitimately forgot about Khan and the fifth it's also funny the SW and the WS are both about 😒 each otherSW: ew they're basically like the TS back with Yesugei, they drop out of the warp only to be immediately confronted with a Sons of Horus ship that's about to attack them everyone is going ???? Yesugei senses great hatred Yesugei:…those aren't Sons of Horus a group of legionaries teleport onto the ship and Yesugei completely schools them 12 on 1, it's a fun moment the twist is that it's a group from the Shattered Legions! oh I remember this Salamander dude, he's one of the only characters in the Heresy that tries to stop a war crime

Yesugei managed to successfully defuse the situation in the first example of actual communication and characters acting like adults I've run across in a long time!!!! this man is a saint and a genius compared to the average HH book character

Yesugei: what is going on???

rip xa'ven let's start with the massacre and go from there back with the Khan, they're still mirroring the Alpha Legion, nothing has happened Jaghatai is still not sure what move to make astropath interrupt! message from Dorn you know that thing where discord goes out and you send a message and it doesn't go through and you keep hitting resend and then the internet comes back or discord clears up or whatever and you get ten copies of your message? that's what happened to dorn allow me to show you what happened one time when discord was glitching, i haven't cleared it up because it's funny

yes i accidentally created 7 general channels

tbc

[baekhvuns]

Godddd I'm glad they wore their previous fits to Daegu, because I would simply not survive another new and ILLEGAL outfit from Seonghwa.

EXACTLY MMMH COVER JUSEYO or better a mash up of Move and Mmmh I'm just saying I have a vision okay. I saw Mingi destroyed people it's not the first time and I'm not surprised because Mingi I'M LOOOOOKING 👁👁

Lmao your scenario, as long as he doesn't ditch me or scream into my ear we can hang out. And what are we talking about?

Makes me wanna rewatch TVD tbh lol. To me it was a perfect mixnbetween Twilight and True Blood - have you seen it? Twilight was very PG despite everything and their vamps were laughable, TB went all in and it was explicit. TVD had both, teenage angst, love triangles, angst, but more sex and blood just like TB.

SPOILER ALERT: Okay so you mean who was "A" in PLL? MULTIPLE FUCKING PEOPLE worked on the A team, but the main baddie was - brace yourself - Spencer's BR'I'SH LOST EVIL TWIN?!?! I thought the ending to Gossip Girl was ridiculous and out of pocket, but this reveal was much worse, so anticlimactic. But the show was crazy like seriously killing people left and right and in the weirdest way? Kidnapping, torturing, assaulting

It's Seonghwa affecting me, I'm going crazy, he's cringy amd cheesy and so am I now, that's why we're #married.

The Bad Prosecutor is on my looooooong watch list, how do you like it?

When Seonghwa mentioned they crossed paths with Taemin and greeted each other... we will never see it. At least they stood next to Minho on camera!

Yes yes SM THIS RIGHT HERE!!! Go full spooky please. Some of the photos reminded me of Wuthering Heights, when she was in that white dress, the potential was so biiiiiig. The apple, she's like the Snow White villain

I know that Jongho recommended Tomorrow on his PM, so 👀 seriously lol, but the hips didn't lure me instantly, on the contrary I got into Hwa because of his softness 😩💝

I know there are a lot of pairings in your villain fic and I don't mind it, I love a slow burn! But there's only ONE TRUE PAIRING REMEMBER THAT. Ooof yeah I'm bracing yourself for so many funerals...

More sinister songs with a sick beat, please! I love when they start slow, almost seductive but then explode, Taste's dance break is gonna slap sooooo hard. Reminds me of Sunmi's Heroine, her voice at the beginning 😳 and then we go dancing

BAEK FANSITE ERA PLSSSSS l. You

My friends said TMA was a shitshow and I could even tell from the screen, but it was nice to see everyone. Daegu was cool though! Friends were so overwhelmed I can't blame them, so many pretty people to look at

Us Also I live for the I.N sign next to it uwu

WHY SO FCUKEN CUTE WHEN LOOKING LIKE THAT - and a praying circle for Cyberpunk Halloween performance. Also I'm obsessed with this and I need to give him a smooch I'm afraid... - DV 💖

hi hello!!! this is so late i was busy liking wooyoung’s biting tweets <3

Godddd I'm glad they wore their previous fits to Daegu, because I would simply not survive another new and ILLEGAL outfit from Seonghwa.

no bc they looked so good 😭😭 NO SERIOUSLY IF HE WORE SOMETHING ELSE I WOULD NOT HAVE SURVIVED 😭😭😭🔫

EXACTLY MMMH COVER JUSEYO or better a mash up of Move and Mmmh I'm just saying I have a vision okay. I saw Mingi destroyed people it's not the first time and I'm not surprised because Mingi I'M LOOOOOKING 👁👁

EXACTLY WHEN ARE WE GETTING IT PARK SEONGHWA U GOM WE NEED THE MMMH OR PEACHES COVER RIGHT NOW,,, omg him covering move or want, mmmh or nothing on me (with ribbons <3) OMF PLS SONG MINGI IS A MAN OF ART IM FHQKDJWK EVERY STAGE THIS MAN IS A WHORE MY EYES WIDE OPEN FOR HIM WE ARE L O O K I N G he rly had it all 😭😭😭😭

Lmao your scenario, as long as he doesn't ditch me or scream into my ear we can hang out. And what are we talking about?

LMFAOOOO FQMDBALBFAM i would like to believe u guys were talking about how to escape the house but he walked too close and u did the squint and asked him to “dont walk too close to me u coward” fbwndbns

Makes me wanna rewatch TVD tbh lol. To me it was a perfect mixnbetween Twilight and True Blood - have you seen it? Twilight was very PG despite everything and their vamps were laughable, TB went all in and it was explicit. TVD had both, teenage angst, love triangles, angst, but more sex and blood just like TB.

ive only watched the first twilight movie i could not make it past the first 😭😭😭 AND NO I HAVENT I LOOKED IT UP ITS QUITE A OLDER ONE,,, pls twilight was def so laughable but carlisle cullen 👁👁 I CANT FIND THE EDIT I WANTED I TRIED FOR AN HOUR ISGABGSKS IT WAS THE BEST ONE BUT I WILL FIND IT but tvd,,, this edit made me want to watch it bc how is he so pretty fbsndsn

SPOILER ALERT: Okay so you mean who was "A" in PLL? MULTIPLE FUCKING PEOPLE worked on the A team, but the main baddie was - brace yourself - Spencer's BR'I'SH LOST EVIL TWIN?!?! I thought the ending to Gossip Girl was ridiculous and out of pocket, but this reveal was much worse, so anticlimactic. But the show was crazy like seriously killing people left and right and in the weirdest way? Kidnapping, torturing, assaulting

A OR X WHATEVER IT WAS,, A WHOLE TEAM?????????? STOPPPP WHAT THE FUCK IM SORRY I JUST WATCHED THE ENDING AND DBWNBDWK WHAT JUST HAPPENED 😭😭😭😭😭😭 KILLING SM PEOPLE HOW WAS THIS ALLOWED ON A SHOW BACK IN THE DAY FHWJDHWK STOP ITS SO FUN BUT SO CHAOTICALLY WEIRD 😭😭😭

It's Seonghwa affecting me, I'm going crazy, he's cringy amd cheesy and so am I now, that's why we're #married.

AMEN TO THIS !!!! AMEN !!!!

The Bad Prosecutor is on my looooooong watch list, how do you like it?

it’s actually better than what i expected, i watched ep 3 and i thought that was big but then i watched ep4 aNd WENT WILD FOR A LITTLE WHILE THE ACTING OF EVERYONES REALLY REALLY GOOD SOLID 9/10 ATM FOR ME

When Seonghwa mentioned they crossed paths with Taemin and greeted each other... we will never see it. At least they stood next to Minho on camera!

Yes yes SM THIS RIGHT HERE!!! Go full spooky please. Some of the photos reminded me of Wuthering Heights, when she was in that white dress, the potential was so biiiiiig. The apple, she's like the Snow White villain

EXACTLY THAT SM PLS HIRE ME AS UR MV DIRECTOR 😭😭😭 WILL MAKE BIG BANK AND HAVE SOLID CB’S GUARANTEED,,, omg no bc the concept photos are better than the mv itself,,, the art behind it was so so stunning only if we saw that same energy being put into the mv,,, NO UR SO RIGHT HER AND SHE COULD EASILY PLAY THE PSYCHO MALEFICENT

I know that Jongho recommended Tomorrow on his PM, so 👀 seriously lol, but the hips didn't lure me instantly, on the contrary I got into Hwa because of his softness 😩💝

jongho is a soohyuk stan idc idc this man has TASTE seonghwa’s shakira hips didn’t WORK on u BUT IT DID DURING DV HUH 🔫🔫🔫

I know there are a lot of pairings in your villain fic and I don't mind it, I love a slow burn! But there's only ONE TRUE PAIRING REMEMBER THAT. Ooof yeah I'm bracing yourself for so many funerals...

bestie the pairings u would not expect bdwnbdkw just know seonghwa is getting married to someone when he meets y/n <3 y/n was exiled <3 soohyuk as his father <3 dark magic <3 its reallt cute bc y/n always wears black and has a huge hat that covers her face and then theres hwa and his family who participate in activities whole theres that looming darkness in the bacK FHWKFHWKD ONE TRUE PAIRING WBFKWB I TRULY WONDER WHO THAT IS FHENFJN a lot of funerals, flashbacks, the pain 🤌🏼😮‍💨

here is a little spoiler 🤲🏼

“i do not trust anyone in this palace, not you, not me.”

“and why is that?“ you hear his shoes clack against the wood.

“…because i’ve seen lies change….i’ve seen truths change.” you pause to lean back, eyes on the glamorous chandelier that twinkled as the wind it grazed it gently. “…i’ve seen god change.”

“but if you changed,” you whisper, eyes stuck on that one teardrop diamond that twinkled at you. “i would cease to exist, your majesty.”

More sinister songs with a sick beat, please! I love when they start slow, almost seductive but then explode, Taste's dance break is gonna slap sooooo hard. Reminds me of Sunmi's Heroine, her voice at the beginning 😳 and then we go dancing

EXACTLY!!!!!!! ALL OF THAT !!!!! WHEN ITS SLOW AND TRANSITIONS INTO SEXY AND THEN BOOM VILLAIN 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨 MORE OF THAT PLS omg do u remember history’s might just die 😮‍💨🤲🏼 WHEN WILL THOSE DAYS COME BACK omg sunmi’s heroine is so nostalgic,,, her vocals were truly the best there idk if she’ll ever come back to that but truly the best era,,, if u have any good those type of song recs 🤲🏼🤲🏼 i would say! imagine dragon’s bad liar relates to our villain fic!!

BAEK FANSITE ERA PLSSSSS l. You

BRMQBDKQDHKW I WILL TAKE MY DSLR AND I WILL BECOME AN FANSITE IM NOT EVEN GONNA LIE IM GONNA ZOOM IN EXCESSIVELY JUST TO GET THE HIP THRUSTS FOR U

My friends said TMA was a shitshow and I could even tell from the screen, but it was nice to see everyone. Daegu was cool though! Friends were so overwhelmed I can't blame them, so many pretty people to look at

it honestly looked like 😭😭 i heard a lot ppl said and even in the performances the camera work was absolutely shitty, they didn’t even capture the transitions for songs for so many groups properly and zoomed out in the best times 😭😭😭 RHWNDBSM DAEGU FESTIVAL SEEMED TO MUCH FUN FROM THE KAI PURPLE ERA TO WOOYOUNGS CLAP BACK FBFBFH LOVED EVERYTHING ABOUT IT BUT????? MF ATEEZ ALREADY WERE ON THEIR WAY HOME WE NEVER GOT THE END STAGE WHERE THEY COULD HAVE HELD KAIS HAND I WOULD LOST MY SHIT WHEKQJDKQ

Us Also I live for the I.N sign next to it uwu

hwa i.n interactions WHEN

WHY SO FCUKEN CUTE WHEN LOOKING LIKE THAT - and a praying circle for Cyberpunk Halloween performance. Also I'm obsessed with this and I need to give him a smooch I'm afraid... - DV 💖

nO BC HOW DARE THIS MAN,, this man is so embarrassing i want

I WOULD like to side line hwa for a second BC SONG MINGI IS 😭😭😭😭

AND THIS???? THIS ATINY DESERVES EVERYTHING

[chasingfictions]

Ok i haven’t watched btvs in years but i miss spuffy do you have an episode list for all spuffy interactions

dilfjdjfdslkjfdskljfljkdsflkjls .kjfjkdsjklflkjdsflj insane question hi anon . i mean they interact for most of the show but im prepared to go insane here hi .

also if u want simply a compilation of every single spuffy moment ever , youtube user claireice has you covered . would also recommend @smellingwormholes my beloved's spuffy videos . gold standard of content

anyway here are all their episodes n a top moment of mine from each hi . you enabled me for this. we're in a fight. pls know what u've done to me.

2x03 "school hard" 'do we really need weapons for this' INTRICATE RITUALS

2x06 "halloween" -- it's spike being really normal about her 'baby likes to play' . like okay slut <3

2x07 "lie to me" -- my personal calculations show that based on the 1998 flashback in fool for love this is actually when he starts to fall in love with her . my brainworms are very powerful

2x10 "what's my line part 2" -- MUTUAL

2x13 "surprise" - the act of them standing with their respective lovers which will later be turned on its head in the finale . UMM. the REVERSALS.

2x14 "innocence" /made me sick to my stomach seeing you be the slayers lapdog/ lmao that did not age well

2x17 "passion" um. technically in the same room.

2x22 "becoming part 2" TEEHEEEEEE

3x08 "lovers walk" OR SPIKE FOR SOME REASON . pin HIM by the throat onto the kitchen counter

4x03 "harsh light of day" SORT OF A DOUBLE DATE. spuffy is a romcom this episode proves it. theyre serving when harry met sally

4x07 "the initiative" I KNOW A LOT OF GUYS WHO'D LIKE TO GET THEIR HANDS ON HER. @yoursummerfrost voice dru ducks what if the slayer got a giant taser. wouldnt that be fucked up

4x08 "pangs" YOU MADE A BEAR. theyre best friends

4x09 "something blue" . THE BLOOD OF THE INNOCENT .

4x11 "doomed" spike sitting on the armchair behind buffy this counts . spike standing too close to her in the high school . he said proximity he said 14 year old with a crush who doesnt know how to make a move so they r just . Staring n Hovering.

4x12 "a new man" DONT KNOW WHY SHE DIDNT COME . SAY GOODBYE. SHED A FEW TEARS.

4x13 "the i in team" he stands up and stares when she enters the room. victorianism jumping out

4x14 "goodbye iowa" no really buffy . why Is he here.

4x16 "who are you?" spike said hahahaha UNLESS . spike said i hate you that said if u wanted to fuck i am There in One Second No Jokes Please . Please..

4x17 "superstar" . hair touch. ummmm.

4x18 "where the wild things are" . he gets so close 2 saving her life . also spuffy fanfic trope where spuffy are the ones who get the sex ghosts makes this a spuffy episode by proxy .

4x19 "new moon rising" spike said all season HEY NOBODY SEND ME BACK TO THE INITIATIVE CAVES I SWEAR 2 GOD. adam said hey can u go back in with buffy. spike said TEHEEEE . spike said ok i will stand so close to her i will make sure of it. see 14 year old with a crush energy from above.

4x10: "the yoko factor" he spends the whole episode talking about her. inch resting.

4x21 "primeval" tiny interaction but it counts . they Look At Each Other Regard Each Other In The Little Initiative Control Room.

4x22 "restless" xander's dream counts .

5x02 "real me" I WAS TELLING YOU THE TRUTH I KNOW

5x03: "the replacement" . what does he think he's doing with that mannequin before the love reveal. WHAT.

5x04 "out of my mind" IF THAT'S WHAT I WANTED THEN I'D BE DATING SPIKE

5x05 "no place like home" . William.

5x06 "family" . james marsters face in training room teehee.

5x07 "fool for love" spicy Buffalo Wings I'm Feeling Peckish. <3333 ;)))) ;0000

5x08 "shadow" IVE KNOWN SINCE LAST NIGHT

5x09 "listening to fear" @summers-pratt voice . close up of hands confirms movie will turn gay.

5x10 "into the woods" they walk together i cant stress it enough. team power.

5x11 "triangle" HELLO BUFFY

5x12 "checkpoint" BE FUNNY IF THEY DID

5x13 "blood ties" buffy said ummmmm would you mind if i just..... confided in you and treated you as a coparent and confidant would you just

5x14 "crush" what else does buffy say about me you sleep during the day is this a date all that's left is you and a dead shell . moment where they look @ drusilla together in the cave. i think Thoughts About It

5x15 "i was made to love you" . hot tight little body pink lighting tongue out

5x17 "forever" . this counts. SHE WAS DECENT. spike loves his mother in law

5x18 "intervention". ON THE MOUTH

5x19 "tough love" me a few months ago voice . so wyd. scenario.

5x20 "spiral" SWORD CATCH. romance high romance.

5x21 "the weight of the world" little shake shake .

5x22 "the gift" oh. ohhhhh, i tried to pick a moment and then i had to lie down

6x01 "bargaining, part i" SHE'LL NEVER BE EXACTLY

6x02 "bargaining, part ii" this also counts.

6x03 "after life" MARRIAGE. they get married here. spuffy marriage plot.

6x04 "flooded" WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT FINANCES

6x05 "life serial" . date :)

6x06 "all the way" buffy shows up to ask him on a date :)

6x07 "once more with feeling" UMMMMMM

6x08 "tabula rasa" aYOU WERE THE ONE I LOOOVED . stay away from randy

6x09 "smashed" oh idk i dont think they interact in this one :)

6x10 "wrecked" stay im stuck here sun's out

6x11 "gone" . buffy's a great mum :)

6x12 "doublemeat palace" . i can get money

6x13 "dead things" IF YOU WANT I COULD--

6x14 "older and far away" when she escorts him out of the room :)) he's her date :)

6x15 "as you were" tell me you LOVE ME TELL ME YOU WANT ME. you know what i am youve always known

6x16 "hells bells". this dress is radioactive.

6x17 "normal again" PUT SOME ICE ON THE BACK OF HER NECK. SHE LIKES THAT

6x18 "entropy" . didnt take long did it.

6x19 "seeing red" . in all seriousness we've said everything that needs to be said here elsewhere and i think this episode should never have been made as it was. that said looking at its place in the season n its function in the larger soul arc , i think the conversation leading up to That Scene and also the 'things change if you make em' bit have a lot of Content that is worth chewing over

6x20 "villains" clem crypt moment

6x22 "grave" MAKE ME WHAT I WAS SO BUFFY CAN GET WHAT SHE DESERVES

7x01 "lessons" . face touch.

7x02 "beneath you" WHY DOES A MAN DO WHAT HE MUSNT FOR HER TO BE HERS

7x03 "same time same place". .... you went away youve been gone since....

7x04 "help" STAY HERE AND HELP ME BE QUIET. I THINK IT'S WORSE WHEN IM HERE.

7x05 "selfless" basement scene i will weep

7x06 "him" BAZOOKA WRESTLING

7x07 "conversations with dead people" 'he did love me. i didnt wanna be loved.' UM

7x08 "sleeper" 'i know' UM.

7x09 "never leave me" . I BELIEVE IN YOU SPIKE

7x10 "bring on the night" ummm i just think it's not a COINCIDENCE that when buffy is at her lowest and most ragged and desperate it's when her shadowself confidante boytoy is kidnapped n underground .

7x11 "showtime" . the eye contact . dont talk to me.

7x12 "potential" MOM AND DAD SAID IT'S TIME FOR SLAYER SCHOOL

7x13 "the killer in me" I KNEW IT. GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY.

7x14 "first date" hallway.

7x15 "get it done" . i want the spike that's dangerou.s the spike that tried to kill me when we met.

7x16 "storyteller". when they come into the room together :) "someone has to agree with me. Spike????"

7x17 "lies my parents told me" that's her SPOUSE.

7x18 "dirty girls" . jealous buffy said this is My Vampire.

7x19 "empty places" they said ummmm if u separate me from my lover i will riot.

7x20 "touched" . IVE SEEN YOUR KINDNESS AND YOUR STRENGHT IVE SEEN THE BEST AND THE WORST OF YOU.

7x21 "end of days" . I JUST TOLD YOU IT DID.

7x22 "chosen" hey fellas what if you spent what you assumed to be your last three nights on earth with your soulmate . wht if 'i love you'. what if total shadow self reconcilation. what if fire hands. ummm. FELLAS.

anon i hope youre happy now that youve killed me <3

[sunshinemunchkin]

Maybe comforting George bcs sometimes he feels like everyone prefers Fred over him or they think that he's funnier than him,,, /?

you probably dont care but im on my period rn jsmdjs so im in like an angsty mood if that makes any sense lolol

Put You First

pairing: George Weasley x Reader

summary: george is feeling inferior to fred. you, being his best friend, comfort him and push his insecurities away.

warnings: crying, self-pity, insecurities, kissing.

word count: 711

a/n: lmao i feel that <3 i care a lot! drink some tea and eat some chocolate for me babes :) this is also kinda rushed so sorry if it's not the best :/

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you hadn't missed how your best friend slunk against the wall whenever someone was talking more to his twin brother, fred, than him. or how his smile dropped in the slightest whenever someone asked about his brother.

your heart broke for george, even more so considering you were and always had been in love with him.

so when you stopped by his dorm the next day to drop off some ideas for new items for his growing shop, you decided enough was enough at the sound of his pitiful sniffles.

knocking softly on the door, you open it when you don't hear an answer, revealing george with his face stuffed in his pillow.

"georgie?" the man sat up at the sound of your voice, ashamed of having been caught in this low state.

"hey, y/n. what's up?" taking tentative steps towards george, your smile turned soft.

"george." you started, sitting next to him on the bed and taking his hand in yours. a motion that was so fluid to the both of you.

"it's just me. you don't have to hide your emotions." a small blush creeped onto george's face, his eyes refusing to meet yours.

"it's foolish." he mumbled, earning a squeeze to his hand from you.

"i'll bet it's not. and that you're just making it seem that way. your feelings are valid, georgie." he nodded, taking your words into account before sighing deeply.

"i just feel so left out. everyone always seems to like fred more. i can't say that blame them though, he is more charming, and funny, and-." cutting him off with a hand that cupped his cheek, forcing his glassy eyes to look at yours.

you stared at george, feeling every emotion he was enduring. you allowed for your love for him to pour through your soft and sweet touches to the man's warm skin.

"how can you compare yourself to him when you are so different?" your words took him by surprise as he had never thought of it in that way before.

he had always been compared or thought of as fred's other half, his twin. it has always been fred and george. never just george.

"i-i hadn't thought of that. we're so often associated with one another." you watched the gears turning in his head as you lean forwards into him, feeling his natural pull.

"i don't associate you two together." a realization had occurred to george, that you were right, as you often were.

never once had you referred to him as fred's twin. in fact, to you, it has always been george and fred, as opposed to the older twin being first.

while george was often overlooked by everyone else, to you he wasn't.

this thought pulled a smile from him to which you returned.

"thank you. for always putting me first." your thumb came up to swipe away the stray tears that slid down his soft cheek as you smiled softly at him.

"george, i have and always will put you first." a pause hung in the air , the two of you noticing how close you had gotten.

there was a moment of hesitation, before george cupped your face in his rather large hands and pressed his lips to yours.

you felt as if you were floating, it all happened so quickly and now you were pressing your lips back against george's, your best friends, and crush's. it felt right. like everything had fell into place.

thanking the universe, you inhaled quickly before bringing his face closer to yours, if that was even possible, eliciting a soft groan from the man as you tugged on his red locks.

pulling away, regrettably, george grinned at you with flushed lips.

"why haven't we done that sooner?" he questioned with a laugh, one that never failed to make the butterflies emerge inside of you.

"i have no clue. but i don't want to stop." george simply laughed once more, before pulling you to sit on his lap.

"oh don't worry darling, i don't plan on stopping." that same mischievous smile had returned to the once upset boy, and that calmed both yours and his worries as george kissed you once more, the two of you happily floating in the other's grasp.

[patchdotexe]

doip. / 6.23.22

Folks, It Has Been Over Half A Year but dragon of icespire peak continues!

hey remember doip? yeah that's still happening

story so far: we're traveling around and rallying people back to town because a white dragon is sieging the area! we fought a manticore, survived the gnomish pita cutter, stole some barrel crabs, efficiently cleared out a dwarven excavation site, solved a pillar puzzle, escorted don jon raskin to were-rats and then just kinda left him there, stole a bell, and then wandered off to neverwinter instead of actually doing anything about the dragon. also found an orc hiding in a closet with a bucket on his head on the way, solved a totem puzzle, and oh god neverwinter isnt in the module jorb im so sorry LMAO

ended up talking abt sonic origins w jorb while nyx was afk. god i wish it was out when i was doing marathonic

I CAN POST IN CHAT AS THE BARREL CRAB?? nyx: does the barrel crab notice? jorb: the barrel crab does not notice because it is in phandalin

UH OH THE DRAGON IS HERE. ROLL FOR INITIATIVE

OH GOD IT'S CRYOVAIN LMAO

alidaar ducks behind cover, takes aim with his crossbow, aaaaand misses. whoops leo: im gonna save [my action surge] for when things get more dicey nyx: this entire situation is just a sack of dice.

CRYOVAIN FLYING IN FOR A BREATH ATTACK leo: the good news is i have cold resistance, so that's good nyx: the bad news is-- leo: --there's people behind me.

NAT 20 CON SAVE LET'S GO ALIDAAR TANKS THE HIT ali uses his fire runes and natural resistance to tank the hit! and basically just has a bit of frost on him alidaar: i give cryovain a shit-eating grin.

nameless goes bear mode jorb: ..ARE YOU GONNA GET OFF THE CART BEFORE YOU DO THAT? oh my god nameless just fucking Launched at cryovain ..and then got knocked off bc of a nat1. lmao whoops nyx: you know those pictures of bears just sitting there like a human person?

OUR CART IS GOING TO FALL INTO THE FUCKING RIVER

ali runs up and dual wields at cryovain! silvered battleaxe gets a nat20 but warhammer goes doip jorb: alright let's see if the breath weapons recharges leo: UH OH! (it didnt)

NAMELESS TAKES 20 PIERCING DAMAGE AND 8 COLD DAMAGE. UH OH LMAO MAX DAMAGE

"can i ask you to make a wisdom saving throw for me please?" nyx and leo: OH NO oh god nameless failed so nameless freaked out over the bell river situation and disengaged to focus on that instead. which leaves alidaar right up in the dragon's face. uh oh uh oh uh oh

VINCENT NOOOOOO THIS FUCKING OX IS TAKING OUR SHIIIIIIIIT THE BELL!! IS IN THE RIVER!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAA

THIS ENCOUNTER IS SO SCUFFED alidaar fucking books it to try and salvage the bell but is out of actions once he's by the river bc of a dash. cryovain now ALSO wants the bell bc shiny. everything is going tits up YES OMG CRYOVAIN TOOK ENOUGH DAMAGE TO LEAVE WITHOUT THE BELL. THAT'S A VICTORY, LADS

So The Bell Is In The River nyx: what do i DO leo: uhhh check your pack?? that's what i'm doing nyx: I Am Currently A Bear leo: oh. you are currently a bear.

nyx: every day. every day i suffer.

BELL RETRIEVED how many people and also a bear does it take to get a cart out of the water? The Answer May Surprise You

alidaar chats up a couple guards! apparently good ol buckethead scampered to neverwinter seeking safety and got captured, so the guards offered for us to interrogate him ..and also recommended that, seeing as alidaar is a fightboy, he go check out the gladiator arena! and ali's just like Haha Yeah Sounds Good (I Will Not Go There) alidaar: [annoyed] fucking neverwinter

everyone promptly gets distracted googling what binturongs sound like (they sound like angry cats)

WELCOME TO NEVERWINTER holy fuck we did it

note to self: remember tiber exists and that we need to get him before we leave i swear to god

Alidaar Is Now The Party Leader dear god. this is a trainwreck somehow manages to finagle his way into getting a room and meals at an inn without embarrassing himself too hard. also managed to roll like 2 nat 20s. how the fuck. TIME TO GET RID OF THIS FUCKING BELL let's go to the jeweler's guild! woO!! alidaar and nameless promptly have a tussle because Nameless Loves Bell. which results in alidaar holding a very angry binturong over his head while casually talking to the guildmaster. guildmaster was not impressed.

got an hour to kill while the bell is assessed, let's go interview buckethead! interrogate. let's go interrogate buckethead. we are now interviewing buckethead for the job of "staying alive"

some guy showed up to tell us about a new shop! Nameless Disliked That. meanwhile, alidaar has nameless on his head bad cop, bad cop, and binturong alidaar interrogates buckethead with a binturong on his head

buckethead's info: there's a rumor that there's some barrow southeast of neverwinter that's got a dragonslaying sword. also cryovain probably hates us and like [alidaar voice] Good HIS NAME IS BUCK buck im so sorry about your life alidaar fucking cackling at buck. buck i am SO sorry ilu

^ alidaar at nameless

ding, bell's done! 2500 gold! holy fuck! or 200 plat and 500 gold

alidaar, staring into the bag of money at nameless who has crawled into it: can you please be normal

shopping trip! aka time to buy things for the Literal Animal riding alidaar around scimitar: 25 gp / studded leather: 45 gp / boots of the winterlands: 100 gp / 20 crossbow bolts: 20 gp new boot goofin! (all of that except for the bolts was for nameless lmao. alidaar's good) (update: after the session we went back and got alidaar some splint armor bc it turns out he Can get an upgrade that isnt 1.5k gp)

nameless attuned to the boots! New Boot Goofin also nameless has been having external impulses to cling to gold. this is definitely because of the amulet they stole. this is normal nameless also has a binturong tail in halfling form! and beans.

alidaar thinks nameless is "like, twelve"

got a gilded acorn! nameless can now Summon Beasts also got some healing potions, a scroll of comprehend languages, and a scroll of remove curse! ali also got some smith's tools bc why not. proficiency.

time to check out the sus shop! the Shop of Secrets! contains: cloak of billowing, Infinite Mayo Hack (alchemy jug), gloves of thievery, dust of disappearance, ring of weaving (which gave ali the strong impression that he'd be better at underwater basket weaving), bag of holding which is now putting the fear of god into us OH NO THINGS ARE GOING WRONG IT JUST ATE NAMELESS oh my god it was a bag of devouring. lol. lmao IS THAT A FUCKING DECK OF MANY THINGS oh lmao it's just a 13-card tarot deck. jorb scared the shit out of me

(LOOK, AFTER THE BAG OF DEVOURING, MY PARANOIA WS RAMPING UP)

got the gloves of thievery (which are Always Invisible) and the dust of disappearance (one use)!

It's Been A Day. back to the inn

nyx's necklace is SO cursed jorb: in the module it is not cursed leo and nyx: YOU DID THIS

plans for next session: We Forgot To Turn In Our Quests In Phandolin