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anxiousboyo · 10 months ago
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I just saw ur naga n vampire post and I was wondering how nagas and like, mouse-people would live together? Or are they just natural enemies (if the nagas are blind the mice might help them navigate maybe?)
Fantastic question I would love to answer. (/gen)
So nagas are functionally blind, yeah. They cover their eyes with blindfolds or train themselves to close them (despite already bad vision) just to avoid accidentally turning someone (like vampires or the vampire’s prey) to stone.
I would think in this scenario that mice-people would be less of a pest or problem and more of a shunned group or minority, especially if they’re mouse-sized.
Working on that assumption, a group of mouse-sized people living in the walls of a palace that houses two people-sized predators would likely find their living situation pretty radical if those predators didn’t hunt them. They might even be inclined to help said predators get around as a way to repay them.
So yes, I think that mice-people would guide around nagas. I think groups of them would swarm around their tail and herd them like sheepdogs. I think that mouse-people would climb up on nagas to get places quicker. I think that mouse-people would bring the Naga food as a sort of “hey thanks for the whole not eating us thing.” I think that nagas would feel furry little friends scampering around their tail and go “oh (: hello!”. I think that nagas would lay down for a nap in the sun and wake up with a bunch of little mouse-people sleeping on their back/tail.
I think they would be very attached to each other (:
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person4924 · 2 years ago
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just because i like all people doesn’t mean i like all people
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william-austin · 2 years ago
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I spent 1.5 hours (collectively, not straight) trying to figure out the difference between trumpet and flugabone/flugelhorn (I think those r the same I thought so at least) in More Than Survive and at some point last night I though a synth was trumpet
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cuntylouis · 16 days ago
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Ignoring the real possibility he intentionally let himself be caught from the little we know so far Luigi Mangione's case is a fascinating combination of astonishing brilliance and confusing stupidity. This young man plans and executes his assassination and escape with such a meticulous care and calmness that it's suspected that he's a professional hitman. He comes up with Riddler-sque moves like writing his manifesto poetically on the bullets and leaving his backpack behind full of Monopoly money. He carefully wears a mask to avoid being identified but removes it because a woman who was checking him into the hostel was flirting with him and wanted to see his smile. He still manages to escape the most surveilled city in the country in the midst of ongoing national manhunt only to get caught in the middle of bumfuck nowhere Pennsylvania while eating at the McDonalds. Because for some reason he had the same clothes and mask as in New York and was carrying the same gun and suppressor. And when the cops detained him he showed them the same fake id he used in New York. And oh yeah he's a frat bro gym rat who has a masters degree in computer science from Penn but reads stupid self-help books about being on the grind and is 'anti-woke' while being bisexual suffering from anxiety and wanting to end oppressive capitalism. Not even god himself could invent a person like this
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inkskinned · 7 months ago
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please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!
do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!
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violetsandshrikes · 4 months ago
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kind of obsessed with this comment from the aoteaora nz subreddit….
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dredsina · 7 months ago
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Ive said this before but swear the biggest skill to learn as an adult is how to resist high-pressure sales tactics. You do NOT have to answer questions with anything other than "Sorry I'm not interested." No matter how nice they are or no matter how many follow up questions they ask or even how agitated they get when you stand your ground. Just keep saying I'm not interested. Don't answer their questions. Don't give them an opening to try to push back on your reasons. Be a fucking brick wall of I'm not interested.
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daftpatience · 10 days ago
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this messed up vintage cat sewing pattern has tormented me since i saw it & like some other folks have done in that post - i tried my hand at tweaking the pattern to resemble the illustration (and my personal tastes) a little more. i've ended up with this. i bestow it upon you nice folks now 👐
(update 2, added instructions & it's also on my Kofi!)
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go forth and make weird little beanbag kittens! pls show me if you do!
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specks-of-time · 8 months ago
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lesbxdyke · 7 months ago
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I could think of no better way to share the news than this!
So when I was 17, my cat went missing and I'd given up hope of ever seeing him again.
Until on Monday, 27th of May, 2024, my friend sent me a FB post asking 'isn't that your mother?' about the person named on the microchip.
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Here he is! 16 years old, and found safe, twelve whole years after he went missing!
Yesterday (Tuesday the 28th of May, 2024) I went to the rescue that had him, and I reclaimed my boy, renaming him Artie! (He'd originally been called 'Cat' because my mother and I couldn't decide on a name)
He's home safe with me now, currently inhabiting my bathroom and purring up a storm every time someone goes in there!
I'll be doing slow introductions between him and my current cat to give them the best possible chance of living in harmony!
Here's some pictures of Artie once we let him out of the carrier:
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flame-shadow · 1 year ago
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hey did you know??? that if you stop stretching and maintaining mobility in your body then it goes away?? things get tight and you can't move the way that you used to??? and when you decide to try getting a stretch routine going that the first week fucking sucks because you keep going 'damn i used to be able to do this no problem' and then you have to switch gears and be kind to yourself and just focus on getting better from here instead of berating yourself for dropping the good habits in the first place??? and your body never stops aging so you gotta keep taking care of it and sometimes you gotta take care of it extra in certain areas because of things that happened when you were younger and it's boring and sometimes hurts but it's so necessary???
i am yelling this at myself right now i am going through An Experience (trying to get into a routine of body maintenance again for my physical and mental health)
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 9 months ago
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The math just adds up!
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jamierthanyou · 10 months ago
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as an aroace, im particularly dangerous, because i wont fuck or marry. i only know how to kill.
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girlivealwaysbean · 5 days ago
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it's done finally
#im completely alone now#my bestfriend is growing up and away from me and soon we will be so different that we won't understand each other#and she'll get bored of me and then leave#maybe it was a mistake to talk to her fuck#i do feel better lighter now because she just has that sunshiney energy but like.#i knew there were two possible outcomes 1. she was depressed living at home not talking to anyone#2. she convinced her parents to stay at x and is having the time of her life and forgot about me#it is the latter#im happy for her i guess#but like okay#she was the last person left who understood me and talked to me and sat with me in my sadness#and now she's gone too#it's good in a way i guess i don't even feel sad anymore just relieved. like yeah i have nothing noone to lose now#the only people in my corner are my family and ive never really had them have i? i lost my parents so long ago and my sister is#going abroad and my brother will go to college#i don't know why i have to do this alone i don't think i deserve this i feel singled out like god is specifically making me the loneliest#ive ever been to test me or something. people my age are living such wonderfully full lives#but okay i guess God if that's how you want to play. i hate u and fuck u btw u never were there for me right#never answered my prayers since i was 11 so fine ill prove it to you#but this better fucking be the last year im miserable and alone like this#and i hope all this living in my little bubble is not going to leave me woefully unprepared for interviews and stuff#ill do the getting good marks part and you do the magic giving me social skills soft skills part#“dni”
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slyandthefamilybook · 7 months ago
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why do you guys talk like you think not voting means no one gets elected
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whatkindofnameisella · 11 months ago
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can you believe that we have fanfiction. that we have websites dedicated to fanfiction. that there is a place that you can go and read tens, hundreds, thousands and thousands of pieces of writing that strangers have made. people who are not "writers". people who come home at the end of the day and have feelings and say, i am going to put that into words. i am going to share those words. short, long, sweet, sad, horny, funny, wonderful words. we are all just human and we all love to make and remake and share that with others. can you believe that.
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