#but like its really just a hat man
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I can never go to france bc 90% of my hair accessories are berets and apparently french people just hate berets and make fun of people who wear them so rip
#its stupid like people can genuinely like berets and not try to be french ?????#like i dont get the logic#bc its like a french hat so its overdone or whatever#but like its really just a hat man#idk#i dont like berets bc they are french i like them bc they are easy to wear and not heavy and cover my whole head
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yeah if youd like to know hes got our whole team including our merch team whipped for him
#matthew tkachuk#florida panthers#2425#FUCKING DMED THEM ON IG TOO HES SO ANNOYING#MATTHEW DESIGNED HAT PLEASE#ITS JUST HIM ASKING LIKE A VICTORIAN ORPHAN FOR SOME PORRIDGE PLEASE 🥺🥺🥺#this fucking team is perfect for each other actually#“i did ask for this though!!!” man who did not expect to actually be listened to#he really thought it wasnt gonna happen#hey maffhew can i ask a favour#can you ask the merch team to released more cup champion pucks but with more solo guys instead of just sasha bobby and you pretty please
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animal jam is a lot more fun when you're rich
#seriously notp is making me RICH on ajpw#i can get like. one corruption orb per hour of playing dungeons. the super sweets prizes?? got an alpha after like 5 rounds. got soo many#rares from that too.....#and now i'm like. oh i want to play as a dragon? don't have to wait two weeks to save the sapphires! i can buy it now!!#looking for a cool specific piece of clothing for my outfit? i can just buy it right now!! without worrying about the price!!!#i'm seriously considering buying an alpha. just like. snooping on explorer looking at the different wizard hats for when i sell mines#(i'm not That rich lol)#kind of disappointing anyways. like. it's easy to grind this stuff when you're not a kid but it must take so long for kids to do this!!#most of the people in this game get rich by paying money!! and like#i was always a nm on classic and while they are definitely more pay to play it was like. you could have so much fun and still be poor#play wild it's like. you do get all these features but so much of it is focused on Buying. like the only non purchase stuff i can think of#is crafting ???? and the phantom dungeons.. and the minigames. and talking to people i guess.#but like honestlyyy people only really care about the items and getting items and what items are coming out next month?? and what animals??#what new effects can i get for my pets for my items??? AUGHHHHHHHHHHHH#idk. idk. i know animal jam is far past its glory days and it needs to do this to survive. and i definitely do not want this game to die.#but it is really going full capitalism mode. and i think the content and the players and the devs are really suffering from that. idk.#jamblr#i do really enjoy doing the nonogram puzzles and i absolutely love the dungeons. i'm glad they give me stuff to sell. but man. i kind of ju#t wish it wasn't so much like this yknow#ramblings#bangers
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uty fandom i got a question that's been bothering me
how the hell does starlo's brother like. look down without impaling himself
#undertale yellow#uty#ut yellow#starlo#starlo uty#uty starlo#uty orion#orion uty#are those the tags for the bro it doesnt recommend anything#its just really funny to me#hell actually how does starlo wear his hat without his point impaling his hat#is it flexible???#rigid????#idk man#this post was in my drafts for like a month im releasing it to the masses
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for some reason im really feeling the Queer Euphoria in this chilis tonight, specifically: being so ambiguous its hilarious. there is No label to describe my orientation/gender. like yeah i use nonbinary bc technically it fits but also bc the flag Fucks. if asked, my only correct answer would be "Wildcard, Motherfucker!"
#both change on a daily basis#gender depends on vibes. weather. A Cool Art Piece I Saw On Tumblr. a dream i had the night prior. what im doing at the moment. song playin#i use & prefer they/them but really anything is free game For The Bit. i am willing to play pretend and try on different hats!#orientation depends on who im looking at in the moment. like i consistently surprise myself with who i do/dont find attractive#it also happens.... less than id expect. but when it does happen its a very strong Ohhhhhh. Ohoho Hi Heyyyy<3 moment#BUT OH ITS SO FUN TO BE UNLABELABLE#thats not a word! except yes it is!#i take the boxes people try to put me in. i make a sickass fort outta them & add blankets and pillows & paint#there is a drawbridge and a moat. and origami dragons!#its so so fun#but also very annoying on the rare occasion im asked what i am#like! fuck if i know! this is my first time being alive! its none of my business! i have bigger omelets to burn!#its like....#'are you gay' yes but also no 'are you a lesbian' yes but also no 'are you bi' yes but also no 'are you-' Yes But Also No.#again: wildcard.#absolutely unprompted#its like... oh man if i wasnt so squeamish about syringes i could make my gender Soooo Me <3#bc i want a deeper voice but i like my body how it is. mostly. its literally just my voice that i dont like#& facial hair would be nice but also do i want to deal with the hassle that is shaving. no i do not <3#still i cherish the two hairs i have on my chin. theyre so neat#i wish skirts were comfortable. i need a better eyeliner pen. i need more tank tops and a good binder. i want to confuse people#and then like... women with deep voices and men who're all dolled up and ambiguous folks who are so visibly queer-#there is so much to love everywhere and i do not care for the generally excepted/used fences people keep putting up#im ripping up their signs and kicking over the fences. Let Us Roam Free Range#shoutout to all my fellow Idk What The Fuck I Am And I Like It That Way homies. we're so funky#and you're So fucking valid. you don't need a label and you don't need a description. you are so so so awesome and rad as hell
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I have personal beef with most of the tiktok mlp infection aus because of how they mischaracterize or immediately kill off Twilight as if she doesn't literally give off the most potent Final Girl vibes 💀 like she's smart, strong, and knows how to function both alone & w/ a group. Her ass would NOT be dying immediately. Then if they don't make her the first to die they usually make her the evil-scientist villain or something.
Really missing the whole point of why survival horrors are scary, the main conflict should revolve around the struggle of surviving in a wasteland and the strained relationships that come along with that. What good does having a "main antagonist" do? They defeat them and then what? There's still zombies outside
#my little hater rant now that the trend has passed its peak and most people who wanted to throw their hat in the ring have#i really like some of them don't get me wrong#but i feel like a lot of them put their all into the designs and then don't have the same inspiration to write an impactful apocalypse STORY#and as a big twdg fan growing up i'm a big fan of survival horrors#the main conflict of any apocalypse story should always be man vs. nature bc zombies/walkers/whatever are all usually mindless#they don't have a motivation. it's the protag who has the motivation to survive#ofc you can have man vs. man or more importantly man vs. self sideplots but there's usually no “big bad” of any apocalypse story#there's no villain to defeat where once you do everything goes back to normal. unless you want to take a cop out route#and say that person was just hiding the cure all along#but not having a villain is a lot different from ANY mlp arc where there's always a main antagonist to defeat at the end of each season#like tirek or discord or chrysalis#which I think is why so many people making these aus struggle with this concept so much and why a lot of them feel directionless#because a lot of apocalypse stories end with the main character dying or leaving it open ended for a REASON#as both a mlp and survival horror fan I love both of these medias and this rant comes from a place of love btw#this is just me rambling about my interests#basilspeakss
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#my art#bottel artz#toontown cogs#toontown#toontown corporate clash#corporate clash managers#treekiller#this goofus man won’t gIVE ME THE HAT ITS BEEN 30 WINS#PLEASE#I also just… really like him ok#I also don’t know how shading works yes I’m aware it looks goofy#he WILL log you
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every time someone hits on me or asks me out it ends up being because i'm a silly guy and i think thats so silly like what do you mean. i'm just a little goofy?? and that's what made it work?? insane tbh. in a past life i was a court jester.
#this is what happens when your mom puts you in a jester hat as a child and your dad went to clown camp as a teenager.#ig its in my blood or something idk. i mean im not complaining apparently thats the appeal.#idk man im just Like This. whoops.#cricket.chatterbox#oh yeah context for this post specifically:#barista thought it was silly that i said ''howdy'' and commented on it and started hitting on me#nonbinary person from school says im one of the funniest people theyve met (not to undersell myself but they really must not know very many#people) and wants me carnally.#and my current partner asked me out for the first time bc i told them a joke that was so good it made them laugh for like a minute and laug#so hard they were crying a lil
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40 minutes into this 7 hour audiobook, and I think I have the motive, means, and opportunity for a murder that hasn't happened yet. which... is either really sad because i'm never right about this stuff and like to guess, or really great because there's a plot twist coming and that'll be fun
unfortunately, i think the twist is the answer i have
#complaining about audiobooks again#woodland creatures murder mystery has been fun but the mystery has been getting uh#ok the first one was great and i didn't see the twist coming#the second gave you one suspect and then put the nails in the coffin one by one until like there was no way it was anyone else#the third one appears to be setting up a plot twist that might be very clever but i'm just nuts enough to see coming#idk#spoilers for the shady hollow series so stop reading if you're planning to read spoiler free#but the book is called mirror lake. mirror#the man is acting strange and his rich mother died and his wife says he's not really her husband and that her husband's dead#well. its his twin brother right?#it's got to be his twin brother and we're going to dance around that for 6 more hours aren't we?#if it's not his twin brother i'll eat my hat idk anymore
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really want to like the nightly manor more because artistically it's Gorgeous but man the writing really just doesn't grab me at all after they leave the mansion >___<
#for one thing uhhh i kinda wish it was an actual mansion murder mystery#kinda disappointing when they just Leave#mostly just because i think that's a really cool idea#but the bigger sticking point for me is just that like#i feel like it is asking me to mourn characters i didn't know#like man sorry gps that you're dead and maybe got Hacked or something that sucks but uhhh Who r u lol#and i feel like i barely know the surviving cast either?#it's hard to feel for a character depicted as disheveled and depressed in mourning when like#i barely know what top hat and sketchpad are like normally#it feels kinda like i'm missing episodes sometimes#bri talks#again tho The animation and overall presentation is really really good.#but like.... feel like the writing does not have enough meat on its bones i guess#brifdi
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sometimes people on here will be white ashkie jews of hungarian descent and i'm like. oh so you're trying to be me...?
#that's not true i'm actually like Same Hat :))))#but its funnier this way#x#my phrasing there is what someone said in the replies of a post i just saw#really it's like them and tumblr user traincat who i don't follow but look through their blog for spider-man content#and yes. if we go by 'blood' or w/e then i'm like. 1/8 hungarian. but the hungarian is the part that carried down the most imo so#if there are newspaper articles talking about how your great-uncles are from hungary then you are part hungarian i think is how it works
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man knowing that there are parents out there controlling what their kids watch and read is. wild to me. like as soon as i was able to read subtitles i was sitting in the living room with my family watching whatever the fuck my parents wanted to watch. the first tv series i watched was sopranos i think, to the point its been long enough that i dont remember a lot of it. like. i feel im at the opposite side of the spectrum there
#my posts#like im not saying that was a good thing exactly but like i am the age that you could see fucked up shit online easier than now anyways#but like. i saw a post about parents controlling what their kids read and it made me think of this#also a friend told me when dexter was airing his mom didnt want him watching it and he kinda did it in secret#im a year younger than him. i was asked if i wanted to join and watch#“hey we are gonna watch (movie that clearly isnt for kids) wanna watch with us?” “i dont want to be alone in my room. yes”#worst case scenario sometimes movies got paused and i got asked if i understood what was going on in there#like maybe that did something positive to my comprehension skills? but still#im not complaining i just. it confuses me so much#i wont lie i really dont remember a lot of those movies or shows tho#i remember the very basic plot of 24. i remember more about lost and dexter and house even if the way we watched it was#weird bc it was pirated dvds lmao. im completely lost at sopranos and i think i watched t hat shit twice. the whole thing#but like movies?? i really dont remember them a lot. unless ive seen them more than once and some of them were more like teenage years then#its kind of a huge blank and movies blending together. i also think this is kinda why i dont watch stuff a lot currently dsiugh#anyways yes back out of the rant. i genuinely dont get it. i mean i get it bc its a controlling thing but. man
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No but seriously I'm not done talking about this.
Because like, this video is seriously very good? Like, the song choice is A+. But what I love especially about the video is the way it shows Meng Yao's illusions being stripped away as he becomes Jin Guanyao and he starts to really see and experience the dark side of his dream. I'm sure by the time he became JGY he didn't have all that many illusions left, but I didn't think he'd think it would be this, you know?
Like, I think inherently he wanted to make a difference, he wanted to do good things, and I think that he thought if he could just gain his father's favor and the power that went with it (which, let's not forget, he should have had in the first place, and would have had if JGS wasn't the worst deadbeat dad in the history of the world) he could do so much good with it. (I'm not saying that was his only motivation, but that was almost certainly part of it, just taking into evidence what he achieved while he was CC). But like, the shit just kept piling on, didn't it?
He achieved his father's favor, or at least his acknowledgement, and it got him what, exactly? and what did he have to do to keep it?
Anyway, a long time ago I wrote a fic and it contained this line:
my heart’s dearest wish turned to shit and ashes in my hand
and I'm not sure if it was a quote somewhere or I came up with it on my own (if I did, good job me!) but ever since I started thinking about JGY that line has been sort of dancing around the back of my mind.
Because that's what happened to him. His every dream ruined. He's just such a tragic figure and I hate that people don't see that.
#jin guangyao#like#i have a lot to say about how the lyrics keep saying its always sunny#and MY probably believed that#but then he sees that no it really isn't#and he is just surrounded by darkness#and how rich man's world n the end lines up with Meng Shi and the hat#and then the stabbing at the end#I am having Many Emotions#and I'm not sure I am expressing them with any degree of eloquence or coherence
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Hey fruit syrups I hope you know that you are so smart and funny and insightful! Your art is amazing !!! but I would still follow you without it just to read your tags and text posts. I’m always excited when I have to expand the tags on one of your posts :D thank you and I hope you keep enriching the world with your silly humor and random observations and thoughtful commentary 🙏🙏🙏
Thank you 🥹 this is so nice!!!
#😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊#tag ramble because i feel it is befitting on this occasion->#ive been thinking about s10e11 a little bit lately and its seriously suuuchhhh a good episode. like. jermaine content +#finn and jermaine interactions!!!! and the lice reveal. and the part where theyre trying to get past those crazy leap frogs and betty is#like ���oh theres more on that side”. OHHH AND king man getting annoyed at jermaine for saying jake is “in space”#soooo many good & silly moments in that episode. and let me just put on my jermaine hat for a moment#jermaine on one side and frieda on the other. call it the “underrated faves who are in like 4 episodes respectively” hat#but anyways jermaine is just great. always a good time when hes in an episode#i hope we get to see him in fionna&cake. like. if hes not... dead...#he better not be dead#it is really sweet how Finn seems to be spending more time with the rest of his family#really earning that elknu tseb shirt
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every time I get to thinking maybe I'm a lesbian instead of bisexual I find some man, usually in a movie, that hits me the right way with his Manliness and I'm like oh yeah. Manliness is also something I like.
#bc you have to clarify everything on this hellsite--not saying that there's anything wrong with being a lesbian.#i actually definitely have a preference for women myself-- hence the occasional self reflection on whether im actually bi or gay#not that it really matters bc i just like using the word queer for myself#and on a more arbitrary note. i love the word lesbian i think its so beautiful and i love the lesbian flag. would be honored to be a lesbian#but idk man......sometimes a Man is Manly and it makes me go hmm. nice#laylavents#anyway im watching the thing for the first time#and goofy hat aside kurt Russell is a fine specimen in that movie
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Ppl gotta understand that just bc you do x thing because you're mentally ill, doesnt mean your actions dont have the same effect if you weren't. Like if you've been manipulative to your friends, you cant get mad at them for not sympathizing entirely with you when you go on about how they dont accept you for your mentally ilness. Regardless of your reason, you were still manipualtive, you fucked with peoples trust. Theyre still gonna have trust issues about you even if its bc of whatever mental illness you have.
#im not saying its cool for them to abandon you but cmon. you have to consider sometimes other people and what they can handle#bc if you keep manipulating your friends or whatever theyre gonna get used to being manipulated and expect it from other people#whatever the case. people have limits. your friends have limits. im not saying theyre always justified. im not saying your friends are#never abliest. but they do have limits. and if you're yelling at them all the time about being perfect or whatever you cant exactly#be surprised when they dip out.#like for example. im a p aggressive and angry guy. clearly. if youve seen any of my posts.#ive always got something to rant about. and while im not quite as much like this irl its still a thing about me. im very very vocal about#whatever injustice i percieve happening to me or others lol. but i can understand why me being intense and angry and ready to throw hands#at the drop of a hat would make some people want to avoid me. i understand it makes some ppl feel scared and unsafe.#its not something i try to do. i dont try to make ppl i like feel unsafe. i try not to be that way around ppl w those kinds of issues#but im not gonna throw a fit and be like 'you guys are okay with bpd until i get really really angry and call you a cunt'#like... uh... yeah. i dont blame ppl like that for dropping me entirely if im getting angry all the time around them and it triggers them#and i dont seem to stop or be able to stop.#sure its not great. sure i dont want to be as aggressive and angry around anyone let alone ppl afraid of that sorta thing. but this is#the current state of my being. its something im working on. and i can understand why some ppl cant handle me right now as i am.#idk. just. shit like that man#another example. im hella hella HELLA bad at communicating via technology. unless you're in front of my face my mind just forgets we were#even talking sometimes. this naturally will cause issues. how am i gonna get upset at someone for being mad i stoped responding#in the middle of a conversation? sure i didnt mean it. this is purely unintentional. however that doesnt change the fact of my actions.#it doesnt change the fact that that person might feel unwanted. i can apologize day and night but until i actually try to be more attentive#of my phone this is just gonna keep happening yknow. how is it fair to get mad at other ppl for getting mad at you over that?
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