#but like i dont have anywhere else to pose these

[pasta-in-the-pudding]

When requests are open;3 jeff, ben, (im sorry i love them) and child reader maybe 12/13? that is the biggest troublemaker ever. Like this kid has put jeffs WHITE hoodie in the washer with sallys PINK dress and they scared Ben to make him lose his game😭 like they are the definition of chaos and they do not think when they speak, they are very flirty with others, they also tried hitting on jane once.. butttt that dont matter rn. But like put this damn child on a leash‼️ (sorry for yapping:c)

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Summary: Various creeps with a trouble maker child reader headcanons

Genre: Fluff

Warnings: None

A/n: I changed up the format a bit idkkk

Credits- Any creepypasta characters used- Creepypasta, Divider- waspsribbon

Oh lord

Oh lordy lord

Let's get one thing straight, due to you being a trouble maker, you aren't allowed in a lot of places

For example, you aren't allowed to be anywhere near "perfectionist" creeps, creeps with anger issues, or the more "scary" creeps

Both for your own safety and for the mental wellbeing of said creeps

This being said, you still find ways to have fun

Despite being not allowed around Jeff, you can still get your hands on his hoodie when he leaves it out on the couch by mistake

And of course, being such good friends with Sally, she doesn't say no to you giving her favorite dress a wash

Jeff is confused, because he can't find his hoodie anywhere, no matter how hard he looks

Someone suggests that he check the laundry, because it isn't uncommon for other's clothes to end up in someone else's laundry

Then, all the whole manor hears "You're fucking kidding!" as Jeff discovers his hoodie, dyed a shade of light pink

Seeing Sally's dress in there with it, he assumes that it's sally's fault

So he storms up to Sally's room, holding up his hoodie and going "You think this is funny?"

Sally doesn't like being yelled at, so she almost immediately starts crying, trying to explain that it wasn't her that put her dress in there with his hoodie

All the while, you giggle at the mischif

You are allowed around Ben, as he doesn't pose a threat to you in any way

And because of how emotionless he is, you like to try and find ways to get a reaction out of him

He almost always seems to catch on to what you are doing though, so you never get the chance to actually put your plan into action

But this time, he is distracted by Toby talking to him while he plays video games

He is trying to beat his current high score, so the tensions are high

You see your chance and sneak up on him, to which he is none the wiser

You then wait until he is very focused, before screaming right by his ear, making him jump and lose the game

As the "Game over" tune plays on the screen, he just stares at you, absolutely bewildered that you would do such a thing to him

Ben's a pretty chill guy, but the number one unspoken rule with him is DONT fuck with his video games

Toby is also shocked, stating "There's no way that just happened"

Ben doesn't even know what to do

He's just so shocked that somebody would do that

He is still silent as you laugh and walk away

You are allowed around Jane, as she is one of the caretakers of the manor

Jane gets flirted with a lot, mostly by the men of the manor despite her being a lesbian

They promptly get either told off or a middle finger in their face

Even though she's used to being flirted with at this point, she would have never expected to be flirted with by a child

As she brings you your breakfast, you look up at her and say "You know, if we got married i'd cook for you everyday"

She thinks you are just being a sweet kid at this point, so she replies "Aw, how sweet! You're too young to marry me though, silly"

Another day, she is dressed up as she is going to a party, to which you say "Jane, you really are a sight for sore eyes"

She is flabbergasted, like where did you hear that????

She just awkwardly laughs before walking away

[vervielle]

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[12thbiologist]

I just got into the southern reach trilogy. Have listened to the audiobook of the first book and have now started actually reading it. But anyway, I had a thought. (May contain typos and non sensical statememts written at 00h30

The moaning creature is described in a later book at looking boar-like, right? And we know the Psychologist is able to hyponotise the others into seeing the abnormal things as normal.

When the boar attacks, the phrases 'it's face becoming stranger and stranger... inner torment... its head pulled willfully to the left... great cry of anguish'

And with the moaning creature:

This close the sound was more guttural, filled with confused anguish and rage

...

It was coming so fast, too fast. I could tell I wasn’t going to make it, couldn’t possibly make it, not at that angle... But then the way was clear, and from almost right behind I heard a high keening, and the feeling of the space, the air, suddenly filled, and the sound of something massive trying to brake, trying to change direction, and being pulled into the reeds on the opposite side of the trail by its own momentum.

But anyway, I'm wondering if the boar was maybe the moaning creature but they just couldn't *tell* it was the moaning creature because of prior hypnosis (i know the Psychologist didn't have time during the charge to hypnotise, but surely they had been hypnotised to see things as normal before that? After all, the biologist see the tower as stone until she gets the spores in her face.)

And, if the boar and the moaning creatuee are the same, whether it wasn't her brightness that allowed her to escape the moaning creature but rather it was whatever had caused the 'boar' to veer aside. Just, the imagery of the charges seem so similar to me.

OOH FASCINATING!!!! i have not seen this idea posed anywhere else but i really love it and i think it fits well. the moaning creature is not described as looking boar-like (the biologist never actually sees it), but i dont think that makes this any less viable. the vibes feel EXTREMELY similiar!!

its important to remember that before the biologist is exposed to the brightness, all of her narration and thoughts are completely unreliable and change at the whims of the psychologist. the psychologist can also give commands that are completely forgotten, but still followed. there are a couple times where the biologist thinks things that are completely out of character for her, so its evidence of the psychologist's tampering. i think the situation with the boar could be one of these times! the biologist thinks:

"There was no time for the psychologist to prepare any hypnotic suggestion designed to keep us focused and in control; in fact all she could offer was 'Don't get close to it! Don't let it touch you!'"

which is odd, to me, since it makes it seem like the biologist wanted to be hypnotically suggested AND its just wrong! the psychologist had plenty of time to suggest, the boar was coming towards them for long enough that the anthropologist started giggling. so probably a minute, at least. the psychologist suggests more complicated commands in less time later in the book, and she has no reason to assume it would take longer. so why is the biologist thinking of this?

maybe because the psychologist DID suggest to them, but didnt want them to catch onto the danger of what it actually is and especially didnt want them to open fire and anger it! i'd imagine the command was something like "You see a boar in front of you. You are too afraid to fire any weapons and are intimidated by it. You wish I had commanded you to focus. You won't remember any of this," or something. the psychologist may have had reasons to believe the moaning creature was extremely dangerous/infectious, so she probably wanted to avoid a real combat with it!

as for why the boar veers to the side and why the biologist is able to escape the moaning creature... i'm not sure! what the boar is experiencing sounds a lot like the brightness:

"Inner torment ... I had the startling impression of some presence in the way the gaze seemed turned inward ... A kind of electricity sparked in it's eyes that I could not credit as real."

the moaning creature, presumably, is the transformed form of the man the biologist finds in nasty shell form later on. maybe he was still in the beginning his transformation here (under the boar vision), so he has enough sense to veer away from an expedition team? but thats really just a guess.

i absolutely love this, 100% incorporating it into my canon of the story now. really really good find!!!! welcome to the southern reach fandom, you already found something awesome \o/ !

edit: aha! i was wrong! the moaning creature IS described as looking hog-like, in acceptance! i'll admit, its been a while since i read acceptance so i totally forgot about that. adds even more credence to this!

[sleepingdeath-light]

innocent s/o hcs ; grelle

requested by ; anonymous (04/09/23)

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character(s) ; grelle sutcliff

outline ; “i dont remember if i already requested this but may I request sfw and nsfw hcs (or scenario) of grell with an innocent s/o (preferably fem) pls? have a nice day/night :]”

warning(s) ; none, just fluff!

now let’s make one thing clear before anything else: grelle sutcliffe is absolutely crazy about you and loves every little thing about you from your ‘flaws’ to your strengths — including your innocence, even if it can leave her a bit frustrated at times when the exact motivations behind her dramatics goes a bit over your head and you just don’t get what she’s practically begging for (granted, in a very roundabout way)

she’s basically always hanging off of you or touching you in some way (hand holding, holding your arm, hugging you from behind, cuddling into your side, resting her head on your shoulder, fake fainting into your arms, kissing you anywhere and everywhere etc.) — and once you’ve established that you’re comfortable with it, not all of her touches are innocent in intention and a great many are intentionally very flirty and suggestive with a goal of getting you to reciprocate her gestures in kind

so having you not understand her intentions or miss them so distinctly that you’re just smiling and earnestly complimenting her is both heartwarming and frustrating to her — yes she’d much rather you were all over her like she is you, but she also loves you for your innocent streak so she can’t even bring herself to complain much (not beyond an overly dramatic sigh before she corrects her actions to become much more blatant so you have that ‘oh? oh.’ moment and give her what she wants)

she’s fiercely protective over you, even more so than she would be otherwise, because of your innocence and she’s been known to threaten or ‘dispatch’ anyone who might pose the slightest threat to your well-being and/or your innocence — including a very emotional confrontation with her once dear ‘bassy’ when he tried to flirt with you, and the murders of a few dozen humans for trying to harm you

she finds a great deal of solace in your relationship and in you — you are her island, her reprieve, where she can be herself without experiencing that same darkness of judgement and cruelty and sin that took her life the first time around (your innocence makes you kinder than most, easier to love than most, and if she wasn’t already dead then she knows that she’d die for you if it meant keeping you safe — and that thought, that level of attachment, no longer scares her like it used to)

the pet names she uses with you are also changed by your nature and how different you are to her because of it — of course she still calls you ‘darling’, but she’s also been known to use pet names like ‘angel’ and ‘sweetheart’ and ‘my heart’ when she’s feeling especially dramatic

[lizard-shifter-noms]

Still Subject to Change Chapter 30 (NEW)

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Hello everyone! i decided to repost arc 1 of SSTC

(the chapters were way too long and had a bunch of typos but hopefully this will make reading easier)

this Story contains Vore, Dont like dont read.

if there are still any grammatical errors i’m sorry.

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“If you ever feel like stuff gets too much you can come to me and I’ll try my best to make time and help you, Does that sound good to you?”

He was silent for a bit and I worried if he even heard me but before I could repeat he finally spoke.

��That- you don’t have to do that, i can- i can deal with this myself”

He was clearly apprehensive about the offer and trying to disappear in one of the folds of my pouch.

“Well yeah, I guess so, but you don’t Have to deal with this alone.

Look, I’ve lived a majority of my life alone and I can tell you that needing help isn’t a bad thing, hell I would have loved to have had help sometimes.

I know what it’s like dealing with stuff alone and I think it sucks, Nobody should have to be alone when they need help.

Besides, I’m just offering you that if you do need help you can come to me and I’ll do my best to help and make time for you.

And now that we are at the castle i doubt i’ll have much to do anyway”

I patiently waited for his response, he didn’t HAVE to answer now though, He could take as much time as he needed.

And for whatever Reason, which I was going to blame the Ardua Bracelet on, being able to protect him like this felt right.

While he was there nothing could get to him unless it got through me first, literally.

And there was no way a spider could sneak in, so he didn’t have to worry about his phobia either.

He could just, relax and let someone else do everything, maybe that’s exactly what he had needed.

“Donovan? I don’t think i have enough brainpower to think about that today, Is it okay if I answer some other time?”

“Of course, take as much time as you need, i’m not going anywhere, at least not without you”

Adding a bit of humor at the end wouldn’t hurt right?

Besides he wasn’t feeling the best right now so maybe it would cheer him up a little bit at least.

He just snuggled deeper into my pouch and i had to keep from emitting a pleased hum, man, fuck those Ardua instincts.

This was NOT about me right now!

This was to help Robin, nothing else.

I carefully positioned myself so that my Pouch was shielded from all sides by my limbs and only my back and head were exposed to the night air.

This pose did have a lot of similarities to the loaf form I had taken earlier that day.

Now nothing could get to him, not even near him without me knowing.

Though, my self control really was being tested today wasn’t it?

For whatever godforsaken reason Robin had started rubbing the inside of my pouch, likely spaced out again even if I couldn’t see him.

The sensation practically made me melt like warm butter and I had to really fight to keep from letting out a delighted hum.

I did not want to startle him with a random sound, not when he finally wasn’t trembling anymore.

Instead I just froze on the spot, not moving aside from my tail swinging from side to side.

Then he started to knead into the walls even more.

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Robin had been right, this was helping.

He was just lying in a soft and dim room where the only noises he could hear, aside from Donovan speaking,

were the rhythmic whooshing of the lungs that somehow reminded him of a distant breeze through trees and the steadily thumping Heart that sent blood to every part of the Arduas body.

It was strangely soothing to be surrounded by something alive that had promised to never hurt him and listen to the muted sounds his body made just by being alive.

He briefly wondered why he had two hearts if only one was doing its job already so well, but he was a hybrid so things probably didn’t have to make sense.

And for some reason he actually felt safe in here, logically he shouldn’t, He knew that, but he also knew Donovan wouldn’t hurt him.

He’d promised that back when they were still in the forest, and he doubted he’d break that promise.

He was half Fae, and Fae was bound to their promises.

Somehow he didn’t think that the Fae thing was what made him keep this promise.

And after his… outburst, his energy was sapped, The soft and warm walls didn’t help that either.

He was more comfortable than he’d been in, well, ever, and the texture of the walls was like silk, if silk was even smoother and slightly damp.

Not that he minded that, at all.

And it was so, so soft.

Robin couldn’t help leaning into them and rubbing his hands over the surroundings just to feel how his fingers went over the smooth walls.

The texture really was like the smoothest silk had ever touched, if not better, so he steadily moved his hands over it from left to right, As well as up and down.

That got a reaction, the walls around him twitched in surprise for a second.

Robin huffed and rubbed at the wall again, causing the room around him to rumble and a new sound to surround him.

Donovan was purring… That was kind of adorable.

Encouraged by that nice sound that made his bones thrum, Robin pressed his hand to the wall and started rubbing in a circular motion, now with both hands, turning Donovan’s stilted vocalization into a steady purr.

Should he mention it?

They were all new to this, maybe it was something he wanted to know?

Besides, the sound was relaxing and made his bones buzz slightly.

He liked the sound, Donovan really was like a big cat in his Ardua form.

He decided to mention it and tell him that he liked the sound.

“You are purring”

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“You are purring”

What? What did the little ginger mean? I wasn’t a cat, I couldn’t purr, What was he talking about?

“No im not”

But even as i said this i became aware of the fact that there was a sound that DID sound a lot like purring, and the sound was coming from me.

“Yes you are,you’re doing it right now!”

He yawned as he said this and resumed kneading his tiny hands into the walls.

Damnit.

I really should ask Oakley if I could take a look at the book he mentioned.

“Go sleep already, i can tell you’re tired, and you just had kind of a bad time you should rest”

He yawned again and snuggled into one of the walls of my pouch.

“Hmmkay, i do like the purring though, its relaxing”

He did? Well, since there was no one else around I guessed I could just continue?

If the sound was calming for him maybe it’d help?

While I doubted that he was still shaken from his earlier panic, having some soothing background noise would probably be nice for him.

And I had to admit that this was actually pretty comfortable, somehow.

I was still lying on a rock outside at night while I had a living breathing human person IN my pouch.

Though while he was sleepily snuggled up in one of the folds of my pouch he was still absent mindedly running his hands over the flesh there.

Yeah, continuing to purr was not a problem like this.

Though he went slower and slower, likely falling asleep.

And somehow this was relaxing enough that I also got tired.

Well, it had been a long day, a weird one too, Now it was time for some peace and quiet, Fuck knew both of us needed that after the weird weeks we had.

I yawned and then felt Robin roll over, sleepily mumbling something and then curling up.

While I was kind of disappointed that the internal massage stopped, I was glad that he finally fell asleep, It was late and I knew he was not a morning person.

My own eyelids growing heavy, I let my head dip down to rest on the ground,

using one of my paws as a pillow and falling asleep content with the knowledge that my Friend was safe, even from his own fears.

At some point during the night I was briefly awoken by a rustling sound.

What now? I was tired, whoever this was could pester me with their bullshit tomorrow!

Still, I should probably make sure that this wasn’t a threat.

Looking over to where the sound came from I could see another silhouette stumbling over some bushes.

Oh, wait, in the dim moonlight I could actually see who it was after my eyes had adjusted.

It was Arthur, and he was stumbling his way over to me.

Man his eyes must have not adapted to the dark with how he kept bumping into things, then again it might be possible that Ardua just had better night vision.

Then he walked past me towards the cliff.

Oh fuck no.

I stood up as fast as I could while still being mindful of my worn out passenger.

I managed to snag the back of his shirt with a claw before he just walked off of the cliff.

What the fuck was wrong with him?

Then I noticed it.

His face was flushed pink, like a lot so, he must have had a few too many alcoholic beverages.

Goddamnit, I knew what I was doing when I avoided anything alcoholic.

And it was a good thing that i had been out here and woken up when i heard him.

He could be dead by now, impaled by one of the spikes or drowned in the ocean far below.

That was a very frightening thought, one I did not dare entertain further.

But fucking hell, how much did he have intus?

Well, i’d say not my problem but apparently it was now since it was clear he did not know what he was doing.

I’d better make sure he would not run off again, or worse, and potentially kill himself.

I used a claw to hook his shirt and drag him back to the spot I had been in before but he wiggled out of it with some slurred speech that I had no hope of understanding.

Well, the hard way it was then, I grabbed the back of his shirt with my teeth and dragged him like that.

I did not plan on swallowing him though, he’d only disturb Robin and that was the last thing I wanted.

Speaking of the ginger, I could feel him sleepily shifting and hoped he wouldn’t wake up.

Also he was drunk as fuck, that could be actually dangerous, for both of us as he could injure someone.

Also I doubted he’d appreciate that.

So I carried him by the scruff like a kitten and went back to settling where I was before.

I carefully set him down between my arms and made sure he could not escape, but instead of trying to get out and leave he just settled in the crook of my arm which I had previously used as a pillow.

He was just lying there but before I could ask him anything he shoved a hand against the side of my head and slurred out something barely coherent.

“No, shut up”

Well, i didn’t mind him there, but if he puked on me or disturbed Robin somehow i would put him in a tree.

But I did hope that this was it for nightly disturbances, I needed sleep too.

Settling my head on my arm again I made sure that Arthur couldn’t just get up and wander off.

I did not want him falling of the cliff in his intoxicated state, that would be horrible.

And he kind of already tried to do that sooo, this was for the better.

Checking one last time that he wouldn’t wander off and that Robin was still comfortable in my pouch I rested my head and finally went back to sleep.

And if someone else decided they would wake me in the middle of the night I would chuck them through a castle window.

Luckily I was not disturbed again and could just sleep through the night and into the morning where I got woken by a very confused Arthur who did not remember how he got there.

Yeah, this was gonna be fun.

And now I actually had friends.

Friends that did not mind me being a weird shape shifting Fae Bastard.

Though the fact that I could eat people was probably not something we would talk about, aside from Robin maybe.

But the little rusthead did end up taking my offer of helping when he had a bad brain day.

From this point onward things could only get better, and as soon as Rikaad found that stupid paperwork I could also go to the city and explore without being immediately executed.

I’d wait for a few weeks though, just to be sure that everyone got the memo.

But it was nice to finally know that things would get better, and not just for me, with Rikaad as king it would get better for everyone.

Yeah, I was looking forward to that future.

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It had been a week now since we had started living at the castle, and the protruding rock on the cliffside had quickly become one of my favorite places.

It was a nice sunspot too, as confirmed by a cat that had showed up sometime and then refused to leave.

I liked the cat, it somehow had no fear of me and even tried to groom my fur.

At some point I even followed it for an entire day as lots of people had said I looked cat like I thought I’d go and see what an actual cat did all day, That had been fun, and now I had a feline friend that sometimes showed up and tried to clean my fur.

While i had spent time with the cat Rikaad had found the papers that dictated how much taxes had to be paid by the citizens.

He was righteously angry at finding out that the wealthy people only had to pay two percent taxes while the poorer people had to pay up to ten or even more.

He immediately put it at five percent for everyone as he thought that rich people should not have to pay less than poor people who sometimes couldn’t even afford to eat, In the end he made it so that everyone had to pay the same percentage.

In his words everyone was worth the same, and that poorer people had to pay for everything while the rich just kept getting richer was not fair.

Of course some of the rich fucks complained while the rest of the citizens cheered.

He then told the rich fucks that complained that they could leave if they wanted, but they had to leave their stuff behind and were not allowed to take what was considered ‘kingdom property’ whatever the fuck that meant.

Sometime after that the funeral for the old king was held, almost nobody attended and i had stayed behind with Robin while Rikaad and Arthur went even if they didn’t really want to.

To be completely honest I really hadn’t wanted to see the corpse of the old git that was majorly responsible for a lot of Misery, and not just my own at that.

Instead I had Worked to renovate the shed for my Ardua form with Robin, that had been fun.

Another day I had helped Barsen out in the garden. 

He had asked for help in uprooting a tree that had rotted from inside out and was a safety hazard as it was near a frequently used pathway and could fall on someone.

I had ended up dragging the thing that was longer than I was tall to one of the walls where it was out of the way, maybe they’d use it as firewood sometime.

And best of all was that now that it was warm again all the flowers had come back in full bloom.

I could only applaud Barsen as the Garden looked absolutely stunning with all the colors.

And Robin made flower crowns with whatever he was allowed to pluck, which meant he befriended Barsen on the basis of talking about plants.

Barsen had even complimented Robin’s name as apparently he was named after his favorite bird which I found a funny coincidence.

While there were a lot of flowers in the garden, not a lot of them were blue simply due to the fact the old king had not liked the color, maybe because it reminded him of Maringand.

But there was one place where i had seen a speck of blue petals, Which led to where I was now.

Standing in front of the cliff near the rock and looking at the spike with the tree on it.

I could see something blue right next to it and I wanted to get it.

Not for me of course, but I wanted to get them for Robin so he could make a blue flower crown.

He said he wanted to, so I’d try and make it possible.

“Mrow?”

At the sound I looked to my right where a cream colored cat with rusty ‘boots’ and tail sat, She was looking as disapproving as a cat could.

��Don’t look at me like that, i know this is a bad idea, but i want to do something nice for my friend”

She just blinked and then walked away, clearly signifying ‘not my problem’.

Eh, whatever, it would be fine, I had practiced jumping just for this and I wanted to get to the flowers before they wilted.

I didn’t even know what kind they were so it was possible that they wouldn’t bloom for long.

Taking a few more steps back until I felt a tree behind me, I made myself ready to sprint like I had learned from the cat.

We should find her a name sometime.

Before I could start to sprint though I was interrupted by a now familiar voice.

“What are you planning to do?”

I looked over to Barsen and saw him standing there with a broken wheelbarrow on his shoulder, he really should get that replaced.

“You already know that anyway, ’m trying to get to the spike with the tree and get those blue plants”

“if you are sure you can jump that far, just make sure to be careful, and bring me a few with roots while you’re at it, i might be able to plant them somewhere safer”

I nodded at him and he carried on with whatever he was doing, hopefully finally bringing that wheelbarrow to get repaired as he had it like that since i’ve known him.

Making sure there was nothing in the way, I readied my muscles and pelted over the ground towards the abyss that was the end of the cliff and jumped at the last moment, feeling the edge crumble under me, and near flying through the air towards the spike with the tree.

I landed perfectly with all four legs on the little island right next to the tree.

The flat top of the spike itself was shaped like a malformed and bent teardrop with the tree in the larger part of it.

But now that I was finally here I could see all the blue flowers, They were bluebells, pretty big ones too.

Robin would love these, so I shifted back into my human form and plucked as many as I could, half of them with the roots still attached like Barsen had requested.

I still left a sizable patch of them so they could regrow next year.

Gathering the flowers in a bundle I went a few steps away to shift back into Ardua form.

As soon as I did that i encountered a problem though, I had brought nothing to carry the flowers, maybe the cat had been right about looking at me like that.

Well, maybe I could carry them in my mouth?

I’ve carried stuff like that before and as long as I was careful not to squish them it should be fine, right?

Welp, only one way to find out, so i put them in my mouth and went to the edge of the spike opposite from the cliff face to get as much runway as i could.

Making sure that I wouldn’t squish the flowers I ran across the limited space and jumped back to the cliff.

Landing with my forelegs on the cliff I tried to heave myself up before the rest of my body followed and failed as my hind legs tried to find purchase on nothing and almost fell down till I could put my claws into the wall of the cliff and hold on like that.

Well, that was really fucking close.

Climbing up the little distance I had slid down I was back onto solid ground.

Only to have the cat stare at me.

I just looked at her with an annoyed expression and walked past her, making sure not to step on her, she really was tiny compared to me so i had no idea why she wasn’t afraid of me.

Well, at least I didn’t have to worry about spooking her on accident with my size as long as I was careful.

Now to bring these plants where they belonged, carefully getting them out of my mouth I shrank back into human form,

sorting the flowers by which ones had roots or not.

Finding Robin was easy, There weren’t many spots he hung out and I knew for a fact that he was currently at Oakleys tower planting some herbs that he found out the winged man liked.

No idea how he managed to though.

Oakley himself wasn’t there at the moment as he was busy sorting through his old stuff in the run down hut he lived in before, throwing everything he didn’t need away and bringing the useful stuff here.

Yep, there he was, making a little space for Oakleys plants and pouring new dirt in a neatly stone enclosed patch.

“Robin! Hey! Looks good, i bet Oakley is gonna love it”

He turned his head to me and I could see a very big grin on his slightly smudged face, he probably scratched his nose with his dirt stained fingers.

“You think so? Oh wait, where did you get those?”

He had jumped up as soon as he saw the bluebells I was carrying and I held a bundle upside down in his direction which he gladly took only to sit down and immediately weave them into crowns.

Yep, as expected, and judging by the wide smile on his face he was very happy about finally having some blue ones to work with.

“Where did you find those? Did you go out and search for them?”

Of course, he HAD to ask, and now i had to tell him that i jumped over the cliff to that spike.

I couldn’t lie after all, but maybe I could omit a few things.

“I got them from that spike with the tree, but don’t worry i practiced jumping and as you can see im fine”

I would not tell him that I almost slid off when jumping back.

“If you are sure, but you don’t have to do something so dangerous for me!”

“Eh Barsen wanted some too, with roots of course, see?”

I held up the bundle that had the roots still attached.

“Oh, that’s nice, but maybe you should bring them to him before they dry out and wilt?”

Looking at the flowers he was probably right, some of them had bent a little too much while I had transported them and I had no idea which ones were good to replant and which ones weren’t.

PREVIOUS / NEXT / OVERSIGHT

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

ALSO. HIIII good evening <3 holding microphone up to u. i would love ur scion thoughts post-interlude!! if u have any!! i know u have Opinions on him i wanna know how the redstringing's going!!!!

OH DUDE I HAVE SOOOOOOOOOOOO MANY FUCKING OPINIONS. GOD. WHAT THE FUCK . WAS NOT EXPECTING 2 LEARN THIS INFORMATION WHEN I WAS TIPSY ON CLOWN WINE AT MIDNIGHT BUT ALAS HERE WE FUCKING ARE I GUESS. CASUAL WORM READING EXPERIENCE. FUCK

okay okay okay oka. that interlude was so fucking good it both answered some of my questions and also gave me SO MANY MORE QUESTIONS. as soon as kevin started talking about being the most powerful man in the world i KNEW. i KNEW it was gonna be some scion bullshit. at first i thought it was gonna be like some... witch from beauty and the beast bullshit where he Was Actually scion just. posing as an eccentric homeless guy out of costume. which would have disappointed me i think because i am so dead set on scion Not Being Human.

WHICH. I FEEL SO STRONGLY IN MY HEART THIS CHAPTER SUPPORTED SO WELL. when they described how Simurgh first appeared floating motionless over a city. dude. dude. my first fucking thought with that was "hey that sounds like what people say about scion." he doesnt speak. his face never moves. hes extremely powerful, so far the only person powerful to drive away the endbringers. he's GOTTA be the same type of thing they are. not human, never was human, but for some reason he Looks Human. like... simurgh does too, but shes still huge and has weird proportions and the wings. scion as far as i know is normal sized and looks mostly human besides being gold. i havent figured that out yet

having a LOT OF FEELINGS about . the whole reason scion does what he does is because some miserable man with a heart of gold told him to. side note i reallyyyy really got attached to kevin i liked him a lot :( that brings into question SO MANY fucking things about the endbringers. this is full on mac ghostiezone game theory moment at this point but. i dont know where they came from, but it seems like at their first appearance they were... susceptible to orders? and this just happened to be an extremely lucky right place at the right time moment. I cant even imagine a world where scion wasnt a "hero" and was instead a force of destruction like the endbringers. which brings up the question... did anyone else try to talk to the endbringers at their first appearances? i cant IMAGINE anyone would willingly go near leviathan or behemoth considering their more monstrous dangerous appearance . but what about simurgh? im acting on the assumption that the endbringers are some sort of Creation and i dont know what their purpose is but either option 1: someone DID talk to the other 3 and it was someone with extremely bad intentions and gave them the orders to become what they are now or option 2: nobody said shit to them and theyre acting on base instinct????? idk. im viewing the endbringers more like. animals or natual disasters than anything and i dont know if thats exactly correct to do but its how my brain works. so.

the big difference between them is that... scion acts with a Goal, where the endbringers seem more like forces of nature that dont really act with any sort of. purpose. simurgh is the exception to this though since she went out of her way to obscure the information about power origins from reaching dragon and also the way she acts makes it seem like... she Knows something. i dont know i still have sooo many questions.

im REALLY worried about whats gonna happen now that kevin gave him the new order to kill. im really worried its gonna be like a monkeys paw situation where... maybe one or all of the endbringers will die, but then what the fuck does he do after that. come back to whats her name (is it lisette?) for more orders? theres no guarantee lisette will be anywhere near as. idk. selfless? as kevin? that feels wrong. idk. she seemed scared of that situation and didnt want the responsibility placed on her so what if she avoids it and never gives scion any other orders???? will he just fall back on old programming and start killing other "bad" things???? is THIS how the fucking apocalypse starts. this has gotta be connected to the apocalypse in some way i can feel it in my bones. scion with kill orders makes me feel crazy.

[zelenbug]

so what are common interpretations of uglette anyways???? whose canon characterisation (due to barely appearing in the only game shes even in) amounts to just "Mom"

despite frequently posting in this tag i dont look at it so i have like no idea what goes on in this part of the fandom. so. i suppose this is an invitation to ramble about her im curious to see

ill just repost what i said on a discord of my headcanon interpretation of her, with minor changes for clarity

some stuff i may not mention in the quotes first globox and uglette are like in the sappiest possible relationship and love each other unconditionally, and their personalities are generally pretty similar. but uglette has no fear, will beat up whoever threatens her kids, but doesnt partic like adventuring and sometimes deals with self confidence issues

i only just realised my headcanon lore interpretation for uglette did end up deviating a fair amount from. what little she had in the only game she was in (even including the few extra bits of dialogue in revolution which. dont add much regarless) with like. her dialogue, the voice (the original gibberish one i mean), even like the pose she does in the ending when rayman shows up (though to be fair the pose god himself makes is pretty similar)

all of what she gets in r2 you can only describe her as just like. Mom. versus mine like. globox but pink, and with less cowardice (and self confidence), but is totally capable of swearing unlike him and a worse relationship with her parents

which are a bunch of snobs as you might remember. hence why she avoids dealing with all these Fancy Ceremonies and is prone to being sort of vulgar at times. shes definitely flipped her parents off before (while not being anywhere near them, and only globox saw her do that. just kind of a gesture in their vague approximate direction. she would NOT do that if her parents or most of her siblings had any chance of seeing it) anywayyy thats also why globox and uglette also sort of didnt have a proper wedding ceremony, they just sort of decided one day "oh yeah we should start calling each other those words instead" (globox has been calling her his wife for a bit by then and just hadnt realised it. also this is after they had kids) and they just threw a party about it instead. and god [polokus obv] was invited, who tried to invite voodoo mama in turn but she declined

both globox and uglette had strict parents (just strict for different reasons, and globoxs mom is at least sort of reasonable [to be clear shes like overprotective strict, as opposed to uglettes family berating the children for not conforming to arbitrary etiquette standards]) and that led to both globox and uglette just not restricting their kids at all, so theyre just chaotic and keep messing with every other glade inhabitant. the globox village to some people (murfy and possibly others) has become "avoid this place unless you want to be turned into a ball by 650 little freaks" [literally; the globox description from the r2 microsite says the kids' latest whim has been, and i quote, playing at "piggy in the middle" using murfy as the ball] and if you complain to either globox or uglette about it, theyd be like "Its good parenting", but in actuality they do both worry a fair bit (esp uglette) that this might be going too far in the other direction. even though the kids are all actually having a great time (just. at the expense of everyone else (outside their family) in their vicinity) [to be clear the kids arent actively mean (aside from andre), they just dont know that other people arent exactly receptive to their playfighting and other games (that include punting people like the football). and of course both parents are afraid of trying to dial that back, somehow. too afraid of repeating anything like their own parents have done]

psychoanalyzing the hell out of the funny pink woman whose canon lore amounts to "mom" (and the fact that she doesnt speak like a caveman unlike globox, which is incidentally literally the only thing you can say for globu too, and also even globox himself (in r2) speaks normally half the time so it doesnt mean much)

another repost from my other tungler post

and another one. so the specifics of uglettes mean family is that theyre actually mostly a bunch of snobs. they invite teensy royalty to fancy dinners and scrutinize uglette, and the other family members, for not being all perfectly proper and etiquette and stuff. some of the kids go against the mold of being all nice and presentable and no fun allowed, but instead were just mean, and two of those (uglettes older siblings) actually named uglette that. purely because they thought itd be funny. well at least its better than them naming her poor other sibling Buttface. whos since eventually picked out a new better name for themself and ditched the place anyway uglette was mostly babysat by normal older siblings who didnt scrutinize everything but also werent mean, but she still ended up growing with self confidence issues that she never really grew out from. thankfully her hubby has enough confidence in her (and also himself) to make up for it

so thats that.....

again feel free to share your own interpretation of her im really curious

[littlestoffoxes]

I asked Ash how our first meeting kind of went from his perspective. Like, how he got to the dungeon we met in, in the first place. Here's his telling of it. 

I don't really remember how I got here. I remember the cage, I remember the witch... I remember --

PAIN

The forest smells different. I don't like it. It smells like it's all dead-er. It's not dead. It's all Green the way it should be. But dead. I don't remember these trees. This dirt doesn't smell like my dirt. This isn't mine.

Where is my cage?

I wandered for days through these woods, that were like mine but weren't, following a river I came upon. I couldn't smell anything I knew.  I would catch scent notes of my home as I padded through the trees, my paws and claws sinking slightly under my weight into the soft earth. I could look down and swear I could see flowers and bright green grass, my flowers, my green grass. Then they're gone.

The dreams started in the nights ahead. A little boy and girl playing -running. Shouting with joy -screaming in terror. Laughing merrily -crying softly. The girl is... the boy was...

PAIN

The city is too loud. The food smells good, savory and sweet. Probably tastes better than the raw game I've been eating. Money. I need some. Stories don't work here. Odd. The man said some woman in the tavern is giving money to people.

"You the woman giving money?" I asked.

"How quaint, another talking wolf. Yes, to answer your so eloquently posed question, I am the woman giving money," the elf looked as though she'd rather be anywhere other than here, as she answered me.

"I'll take some money, thank you. I dont need a lot just enough for some....sssssteakssss," that was what he had called them. "I've never had a steak before," I said to the elf.

"Ah. Well... I'm... excited for you. Look, you need to do something for me before I give you money. That's how these things work." She said dryly.

"What do you want me to do?"

------------------------

The cavern? The mine? The hole in the ground she told me to go to, was dark, really dark. It smelled like rotting plants and unwashed rags. There was something else in the air tho. Something more recent, like a layer of scents just above the death and rot. It smelled of... predator, steel, wolf. It smelled of predator, magic, home?

Among the other scents was a darker one. Something that had no place here. I focused on that.

---------------------------

It was dead. Whatever, It was. We killed it. They came in from behind. Odd that the wolf led them in that way rather than through the front.

He looks like me. He's black and grey. Wearing leather and chain, holding blades? Very strange. Walking upright? We are wolves. I should be a threat. He doesn't view me as one? He came over excitedly? We hit fists against each other.

Predator. Steel. Man.

She was small. Keeping her eyes on me. Smart. I'm still a threat. She's lying. About...something. Magic. She smells like, HOME.

My eyes go wide. Intoxication. Home. I didn't realize how much I have missed her. Missed it. Her. Home.

She squeaks in shock. My muzzle is at her neck before I realize what's happening. The black wolf stiffens. I am panting.

"You..." --don't say anything strange.

"Smell fae." --Great job.

I can't control my breathing. My muzzle is still inches from her jugular. God's she's intoxicating. Mine. I tower over her. Even crouched as I am.

I would tear this world apart. She need only ask. Name. What's her name?

"I am Ash. Wolf. Red. Yours." I manage to get out between too many panting breaths.

Wren. Her name is Wren. My Wren. Mine. We have been travelling ever since.

[uglypastels]

Personal rant incoming because i dont have anywhere else to put this or anyone else to share it with-

Thing is, I hate parties.

But I also know I need to leave the house every now and then and meet up with people my age and come out of my shell.

But my god it was horrible.

The second I got there, not even passed the theshold, the person behind me just says: oh my god I think we have the same costume. And yup. We did. Worst part was that I had already predicted it. Somehow, deep in my gut I saw it coming (while also knowing no one else would get it, which somehow was for the most part also true) and it just immediately sunk my tiny shred of confidence down because, sure its not the end of the world, but still, how fucking emberassing. Out of all the costumes. I just wanted to scream.

But instead, I walked inside and it just got worse from there. It's like all the things that inherently make a party a party were also designed to trigger me into a deep sense of discomfort. Stranger. Loud noises. Alcohol.

I have never been the most social person, but idk what the fuck has happened to me the last few years but its like the last few pieces of my confidence and social skills have been completely deteriorated. I just cant get a single word out. Even introducing myself, when I know I should, I cant. Just smile and wish I would die.

But at the same time, when I do try and speak up it's like I don't exist. No one ever acknowledges what I saw or do and i dont fucking know what I should do. Am I just not funny? Do they not give a shit? Am I truly invisible?

Did I mention, it's so loud. The music is shit (not all the time) and everyone is yelling over it and over each other. A million conversations crossing through the room and I'm unable to keep track, let alone participate in, any single one.

So I just sit there, hoping I'm not making everyone else unconfortable. Except I probably am. Sucking the fucking life out of everyone in my close proximity. I bet I ruined the night for my friend. She's also an introvert and we're both awkward but for her things seemed to go smoother. So then whenever things went quiet I knew it was my fault. I know I should say something but I have no idea what.

Also, being around people my age, as healthy as it is, just makes me sick because it makes me realise just how detached I am socially. How behind I am on life and its just a reminder of my horrible lack of a romantic life.

Not that its really important. I wasnt going there to find anyone. But when you walk into a room and basically 95% of the people there are in a relationship, and all conversations are about who dated who, why x and y broke up, people asking for dating advice.

And upon entering the party, you get warned to look out for this cute guy, coz he's single and kind of needy and looking to latch onto someone, and then your friends notice how, yeah, he's clung onto every single girl at the party. Meanwhile, you havent even seen him. But thats just how my life is. Its not like I actually expected anyone here to suddenly fall in love with me. (I really didn't. But it still heard to hear that)

Idk it was a stupid punch in the gut.

Oh and the fucking pictures. There was constantly someone snapping pictures with exteeme flash scaring the shit out of me and making me so fucking cinscious of everything I was doing and how I looked. And on one side of course it would be nice to have them as a memory keepsake and being one of those kids that never wanted to pose for pictures i get now that it is a bit of a shame, but still, when i hate how i look why would i want that to be memorialised in extremely unflattering light, around stranger and for all of them to see later too. [Actually getting sick just thinking about it]

Anyway, a few hours went by and I made some small talk. There were moments of niceties among the awkward silences and staring ahead in a dissociated state.

But the longer it went on, the more I just felt like crying and I grew so much more aware of my soul sucking presence. Coz fuck am I cockblocking my bestie over here by clinging onto her to have someone, anyone to talk to? I totally am bumming everyone out arent I? If thats even if they notice me of course.

But it still feels early to leave and the FOMO kicks in. As if I wouldc actually participate or make part out of anything that could happen tonight. I cant do it anymore.

So I left, and cried on the way home, and now i'm crying while writing this and just feel so pathetic and ugly and dump and incredibly alone.

[Rant over]

[ipegchangbin]

okay pookie give me a moment to BREATHE

POOKS‼️‼️ when u said that a new fic is coming soon, i didnt think that it would be THIS soon‼️‼️😨😟🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🫨🤧🤐😵

NO BC LIKE MY TUMBLR NOTIFICATIONS ARE FUUUUCKED UP 😡��🤬🤬 AND I HAVENT BEEN GETTING ANY OF UR NOTIFICATIONS‼️‼️😖😭😢😫AND WHEN I CHECKED MY LITTLE TUMBLR APP I SAW THAT U POSTED⁉️⁉️⁉️😀😀😀

OKAY POOKIE‼️‼️🙌 IM SO SORRY BUT RN IM PUTTING HEAVY LIFTING ON HOLD 💔💔💔😖😖 BC UR GIRL HAS NOOOOTTTT READ UPLIFTING YET IM SO SORRY‼️‼️😓😫💔😔😖💔💔😭🙏🙏

I WILL GET TO IT SOON I PROMISEEEE‼️‼️‼️🙏🙏😫

BUTT‼️‼️🍑

WHEN I SAW THAT MF ASK 😀😀😀

ABT CHEERLEADER HANNIE‼️‼️😀

Z NGEL I THOUGHT THAT WAS SOMEONE POSING AS MEEEE 😭😭⁉️⁉️

BC I DONT REMMEBER SENDINJ THAT⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ 😀😓⁉️😭🤯🤯🫨⁉️😟

BUUTTT‼️‼️🍑 IT HAAAD TO BE ME BC WHO TF ELSE WOULD KNOW I BROKE MY PHONE BC OF A MF BIRD⁉️⁉️😀😥😰😨🤯🤯🤯

ZZZZ I WAS SO FUUUCKING DRUNK😵‍💫😵‍💫😵🍻🍾🥂🥴🥴 LIKR I WAS SO CONFUSED WHEN I WOKE UP WIYH MY FUCKING 728 B.C. ASS OF A LAPTOPPPP⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️😭💀😭😭😀 I DIDNIT FUCIKING KNOW I SENT A WHOOOLLR LOOONG ASS ASK ABOUT PUSSY⁉️⁉️🙀😀😥😨🙀🙀😺 Z THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING‼️‼️😖😭😥😀😀😀😀🥊🥊🥊🥊 BUT NOT ON A KINKY LEVEL🥹😭😭😀😖😰😰 I APPLAUD 👏 U FOR READING THROGHT THAT ENYIRE ASK BECAUSE I COULD NOOOOTTT‼️‼️🤕🤕🔨IM SO EMBARRASSING IM SO SORRY😖😖😖💔🙏 BUT THE FIVE 5️⃣✋IMAGES OF MY ASK IS SENDKNG MEEEEE IT TOOK FIVR PICTURSZ 😭😭❓❓❓

BUT Z YOU DIS ME SOO MUXH JUSTICE‼️‼️🙌🙌🤧 THANK U BC UR WRITINF IS SOOOOO DELICIOUS ITS A CRIME‼️😡😡🤬😾

POOKIE I DONT EVEN KNOW WHER ETO START‼️‼️😓😓😥 WHERE DO I START⁉️⁉️😰😰😰

OKAY‼️ BUT THE VISUAL👁️👁️ OF HANNIE IN A MINISKIRT AND A LIL CHEER UNIFORM HAS ME FUCKING WEEETTTT🤭🥵🤯😻😻💦💦I NEED TO EAT THAT ASSS OUUUTTTT‼️‼️🙌🙌🍑😝💦🥰🥰

THE THOUGJT 💭💭OF HANNIE AS A FLYER WITH HIS WET PANTIES 💦 AND HAVING THE BASES AND U SEEING HOW MF WET🌊🌊🏄‍♀️🚣‍♂️ HE IS HAS MY BRAIN GOING HAYWIREEEEEZYWHBSIHB 😻😻😣😻🙌💗😫👁️🫠⁉️🫨❣️🫨🫨💕🫨‼️‼️🫨🥴🥴❤️‍🔥🫶🤧

AND PRESSING HIS VIBROATOR AGAISJY HIS CLIT⁉️⁉️⁉️ ZZZZZ YKNOW I LOVE CLITS‼️‼️‼️😫❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥😻AND VIBRATORS IM SO OBESSED SJAKKWKEN‼️‼️😖😖😖💗💗

BUT PUSHING IT INSIDE OF HIM THATS CRAAAAZYYYYYY🤯🤯🤯 Z UR FUCKING INSANE‼️‼️‼️😫😫💗I LOVE YOU‼️‼️🫵😻❣️ LIKE PUSHING IT IN HIM AND HIS PUSSY JUST FULL ON GUSHING💦💦😽😼🙀🙀 IS CRAAAZZZZZYYYYY‼️‼️‼️��😍😍🫶 IM SO IN LOVR Z😫😫😫‼️‼️🙌🙌❤️‍🔥

AND HIM CALLING U CAPTAIN⁉️ Z…….DO I HSVE A CAPTAIN KINK NOW⁉️⁉️😀😀😀

POOKS‼️ “he soaks your hand in his wetness even through his pretty panties, apologizing slightly even if it doesn’t seem to stop.” STOP 🛑✋IM RUNNING FUCKIGN LAPS RN 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️💨💨💨💨 SOAKING UR HANDS THROUGH THE MF PANTIES⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️😀 HOW FUCKING WET IS HE⁉️⁉️⁉️😫😣💦I NEEEED TO EAT HIM OOOUUUUTTTTTT 😫❤️‍🔥🙁😜‼️‼️😝🫶😋I NEED TO FINGER HIM I JUST NEEEEED HIS JUICY MF PUSSSY‼️‼️‼️😝😝😼 AND ITS SO CUTE HOW HES STILL APOLOGIZING RVENTHO HE CANT STOP HIS PRETTY CUNT FROM GUSHING SIZHKWSMISKWNDJE 🥹🥹💗💗💗🥴😋😖🥹😣❣️🥰😊

“it sends him to a blissful place, and you can tell by the way he squirts out a little trickle of clear cum from his pussy.”

squirts.

SQUIRTS.

SQUIRTSSS⁉️⁉️

WHAT⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️😀🥊

I NEEED HIM TO SQUIRT💦💦 ON MY FACE‼️‼️ IN MY MOUTH😝‼️ANYWHERE OH MY FUUUUCKING GOD Z I NEEEED HIM😫🥰😫😖😣😫😫❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥‼️⁉️

“so he lifts his leg above his head, fully exposing his juicy pussy to you.”

BARKBARKABRAKBEARKBARK 🐕🐕🐕🔊🗣️‼️‼️🔊❤️‍🔥💯🐕🐕🔥🗣️🗣️‼️

I FUCKING NEED HIM‼️‼️🗣️🗣️💯🔥THE VISUAL IS SO FFUCKING CRAZY‼️‼️🤯🤯🥴🥴🤧 IDK WHOS WETTER💦💦 ME OR HIM⁉️⁉️⁉️BC GODDAMN I NEED TO BURY MY MOUTH IN HIS PUSSY😝😝😜😛😋😼💪😼‼️

“as if it’s hell sent from heaven, you eat him out while he’s stuck in this position.”

YESSMAAM LETS FUCKING GO‼️‼️🗣️🗣️💯🔥🔥IM HAVING SO MANY THOUGHTS RN ON THIS‼️‼️😁😁 I LOVE PUSSY SO MUCH‼️‼️😻😻ISTG I THINK IM PUSSYDRUNK 😖😖❤️‍🔥MY DREAM FUCKING HOME 🏠IS IN BETWEEN HIS LEGS 🦵🏠🦵I COULD LIVE IN BETWEEN THEM FOR HOOOOUUURRRSSS 🕖🕠🕚🕒🕧🕓AND EATING HIM OUT IN THAT FUCKING POSITION CRAAZZY BUSINESS RIGHT THERE‼️‼️😩😩😩❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 IM SO FUCJING INNLOVE I LOVE U‼️‼️😻🫵🫵

“the vibrator never stops whirring. your tongue is flicking his clit in critically hurried circular motions. then your lips lock in to suck his clit and it sends jisung over the edge. his walls are being used to the point he’s almost exhausted from pain, fatigue, exhaustion, pleasure, ecstasy.”

bye.

DECEASED.

THAT WHOLE FUCKING CHUNK OF TEXT IS A CRITICAL ATTACK TO MY FUCKJNG WELL BEING‼️‼️🤯😰😨😰😰I FEEL LIKE I JUST GOT THROWN OUT THE WINDOW 👶🥊🪟AND CRASHED INTO A BRICK WALL 🧱🧱💥💥💥WITH A FUCKING SHATTERED SKULL🤯🤯🤯💀💀 BECAUSEE WHAAAATTTTT THE HEEEELLLLLLLL⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️EATINF HIM OUT WITH THE VIBRATOR STILL INSIDE IS CRAAZZYY BUSINESS‼️‼️‼️🙌🙌 AND THE WHOLE FUCKJNG FLICKING CLITS AND SUCKING CLITS ⁉️⁉️⁉️😩😩💕💕💕OMFG Z HOW DID U KNOW I LOVE CLITS THAT MUCH⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️😰😰😰🤯🤯🤯🤯 I WANNA SPEND THE WHOOLE DAY MESSING AROUND WITH JUST HIS CLIT‼️‼️😫🤗🤗🤗😜😜 I LOVE CLITS‼️‼️‼️ I THINK THWYRE SO CUTE‼️‼️🥰🥰🥰 THE C IN CLITS STANDS FOR CUTE🫶 U CANT CHSNGE MY MIND😁😁‼️😋😋❤️‍🔥🔥😋😋

“please! i’ve been a good boy! please c-captain!”

IM SO FUCKING FERAL‼️‼️👹👹👹👹

WHAT THE FUCK⁉️⁉️IM LIKE A RACCOON 🦝🦝WITH RABIES👹👹 THIS IS LIKE A FUCKING TRIPLE 3️⃣ ATTACK 🥊🥊 TO ME “please” + “i’ve been a good boy” + “captain” WHAT TBE ACTUAL FUCKING HELL Z 🤯🤯🤯⁉️⁉️⁉️ARE YOU TRYING TO FUXKING KILL ME RN⁉️⁉️⁉️😀😀🔫IM FUCKJG COLLAPSING AND SINKING LIKE THR DAMN TITANIC‼️🌊🌊🚢🚢🌊SOUWJOANEJEJZKWNRH IM GENUINELY TWEAKING RN I NEED HIM SO BAD😫😫😫❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥‼️

“he creams all over your fingers and squirts all over your hands and face.”

creams.

squirts.

CREAMS⁉️

SQUIRTS⁉️

CREAMS AND SQUIRTS⁉️⁉️

ALL OVER YOUR FINGERS⁉️⁉️⁉️

ALL OVER YOUR FACE⁉️⁉️⁉️

HUHHHHHHHH⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

WHAT TJE HELL‼️ IM GOING FUCKING INSANEEEW‼️‼️🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯WHAT TBE FUCK Z⁉️⁉️ GIVE ME A MOMRNT TO BREATHE☝️🫁🫁🫁EVERY FUCJING PARAGRAPH JUST GETS BETTER AND BETTER‼️‼️😩😩💕💕 HOW THE FUCK IS THAT POSSIBLE⁉️⁉️⁉️😀

I NEED TO START LAPPING UP ALL OF IT LIKR A DAMN DOG 😝💦🐕‼️‼️BC “his juices are sweet and savory”

WHAT.

BYE 🚪🚶‍♀️IDK ABT U BUT IM GOING IN FOR A ROUND TWO 😁😁👍HIS PUSSY IS LIKE A WHOLE DAMN FIVE STAR ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️GOURMET MEAL 🍽️ AND IM GONNA FUCKING GET A SECOND2️⃣✌️ SERVING🍽️🍽️😋😋😋‼️🙌

Z IM SO FUCKING OBESSESSED WITH THSI FIC‼️‼️🤩🤩💞I LOVE YOU SO MUCH💖💖💓 ALL THE KISSES TO U POOKIE 😽😽💋💋💋❣️🫶HOW DO U WRITE SO WELL POOKIE⁉️⁉️✍️📝 WHAT IS UR SECRET⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️🕵️‍♀️🕵️‍♀️🕵️‍♀️

WAAAAIIITT 🛑✋🚦WDYM U MIGJT MAKE SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR ME⁉️⁉️ FOR MEEE⁉️⁉️⁉️😀👈⏪ WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE SUCH AN HONOR⁉️🏅🎖️ ALL I DO IS DROP MY HORNY🦄🦄 THOUGHTS INTO UR INBOX✉️➡️📥📨 SO DONT DO ANYTHING I DONT DESERVE IT POOKIE😭😭😭😭🙏🙏

BUTTT🍑‼️ THIS FIC WAS SO DELICIOUS😋😋😋🍽️ IVE READ IT LIKE TEN 🔟✋🤚TIMES ALREADY😻😻TY FOR THE FOOD 🍔🍟🌭🍕🍰🥤🍽️ I WANNA SCISSOR ✂️👯‍♀️WITH HANNIE SOOO BAD AND HEAR HIM WHINE AND WHIMPER OHHHH MYYYY GOOOD Z‼️‼️😫😫😖IM GONNA START READING UPLIFTING AND HEAVY LIFTING SOON 🔜 SO BRACE YOURSELF FOR ANOTHER LONG ASK SOON‼️‼️😋 I LOVE YOU POOKIE😻😻🫶

POOKIE ANON I LOVE U 😭😭😭 sorry it took me a bir i forgot to reply SHHSHSHSSHDHHA

see thats why i hate tumblr notifs because i NEVERRRR get anything so i just turned it off (and i subsequently forgot to reply bc of that IM SO SORRY POOKS 💔💔) either way im so glad u check in on me and my content anyway ^_^ it means the Worldddd to me AND UR MESSAGES even if u send it on a fuckass laptop or not IDCCCC as long as ure here <33 yieee

and no rush + no worries not reading heavy lifting & uplifting yet!!! theyre both kinda long and just full of changbin filth HAHAHAHAH i understand but thank u once again for expressing interest in it 😁

ANYWAY BACK TO THE FEEDBACK THAT MATTERS!!!

u were the catalyst for cheerleader sungie…so i only have u to thank ☝️ ure a real one for suggesting him in his cute miniskirt and pigtails like the vision was visioning hard!!! AND YES FLYER HANNIE because everybody even his teammates have to see his pretty little pussy !!! ESPECIALLY CAPTAIN Y/N !!!

i played around with the captain petname becaude idk it was just fitting! and im so happy u enjoyed it cos i kinda ur enjoyment in mind 😁😁😁 same with the vibrator shenanigans LMAO i thought it would be nasty and messy to shove the vibe inside and IM GLAD IT PAID OFF ><

seems like not only sungie is affected by y/n’s antics but YOU TOO ?!?! hannie squirting and creaming and gushing and bring ass wet and disgusting was something i wanted to achieve so 😋 LAP HIM UP RIGHT NOWWWW u deserve all that pussy juice

“MY DREAM FUCKING HOME IS IN BETWEEN HIS LEGS” I CANT STOP LAUGHING POOKIE ME TOO. lets be roommates (by that i mean taking turns eating hannie out) (also very very Happy that you liked the Triple Attack because they were very specific punches to the dick gut that i wanted to let out!)

and yes pookie!! after i go on this 5 day vacay im definitely gonna post smth for u >:)) STAY TUNED BECAUSE ILY !!!

thank u as always pookie anon 🫂 my anon of all time

[deidremercer]

Oh yeah I might as well post this here for the 2 people who follow me and aren't already in discords with me,

I'm doing this:

In an attempt to improve my art, I started out just doing it for the sake of drawing something almost every day but now I think I'm gonna save these for whenever I feel I've made an improvement. Each day I am doing a different OC and I'm trying to lean towards having each character in an outfit I wouldn't normally draw them in

#1 was done with Orpheus Valor from Paragons

He was pretty fun to draw because I don't do masc characters very often. Also doing him for the underwear post was good because my GM, Gracie, and I had previously joked about him having scars where top surgery scars would be and just fully not being trans (there are other trans characters in Paragons I feel like we get to do a little bit of queerbaiting) so he was mauled by a bear.

#2 was done with Rabbit Leporidae from Thyrasylo.

Rabbit is normally dressed in either a suit or a frilly dress despite the fact that her name stems from the fact that her original design was wearing a bunny suit. Her shirt is a gag stolen from Thrilling Intent, I think it's funny for the most powerful spellcaster in my world to be wearing a spelling bee shirt. This was also cool because I got to draw her tattoos. Neither of her previous tokens really showed them off much so I thought I could use this opportunity to draw them. They don't have any real significance as of right now but I might ascribe some to them later.

#3 is with Ivy Blackleaf from Thyrasylo

Ivy is very fun to draw, this prompt made me finally design a logo for her Mom's cafe. I think I made it a little too close to the Olive Garden logo. Otherwise this was a fairly straightforward one, I did get to practice expression a little bit.

#4 with Roxanne De'Rulo from Crescent King

Messy hair Roxie is really fun to draw. I forced myself to make this a full body to try and practice feet, I don't think they look all that great. Her hand is a little bit fucked up but I am glad that I drew it at all, practice is important. Otherwise the only thing of note with this one is that I lost the original TRIPWIRE band logo and Redbubble doesnt let you redownload your uploaded designs which kinda blows.

#5 with Jayden Valekrave from Paranoia and Evi Halloran from Macrocosmos

The first one with a backdrop. This one was also voted on by a whole 37 people who took time out of their day to vote on my silly little Google form. Evi is in the background because she was the runner up and I probably wouldn't draw her anywhere else. I also think I didn't do justice to all the people who voted for Jayden. I super didn't have a reference pulled up and I am not skilled enough to draw from my imagination yet. Jayden's halberd, Dawnbreaker, having sunglasses on is the best part of this image. She is so silly. I also started drawing the eyes without having lineart on them here. Idk how I like it, we'll have to see.

#6 with Vernidaius Yxerei from Decent Into Avernus

Compression kinda fucked this one up a bit, but the name of the game with this one was experimenting with brushes. I kinda tried to get some of the texture that I really love out of Jackson FrameDodge of The3rdWheel's work. Unfortunately I dont really know how to shade properly so it's kinda all over the place, and harder to see on the skin, oops. This one had a pose reference initially but the legs ended up being too difficult for me to do so I just sorta covered one of them. I also super forgot to draw Vermi's scales here. The line-less eyes are still something I'm on the fence about. I think this background is a good bit better than the previous one, the only part of the previous one that I really ended up liking is the clouds.

And that's everything I've done so far, tune in soon for the next one if you care.

[kyeterna]

Who’s the character with the sea-serpenty ears? :o they are one of my favourite character design features and I have an OC with ears like that too :D

If you are referring to this post that is Lyria!! :D

Um long story slightly less longer, in this long post (which is old and I would rephrase things a bit better) I explain about the silly au story based on a roleplay a couple of friends and I do, and Lyria is one of the characters my dear friend Cran (linked i have their insta account because i dont know if they have anywhere else they post art, though the account is pretty dead) plays. Lyria is um a retired god who has been through a lot, and has been forced time and time again to pick up the sword to protect what's important to her. I could go into large detail about her character and how much I love her (she is great) but in the context of that post specifically, Lyria -from the point of view of Glow, a very unreliable narrator- is a weird and scary individual who can easily pose a threat to her and the rest of her group. She is also frustrated because she wants to like her as she has shown kindness but she has been hurt by her as well, and Glow is a confused kid in general so she is just very very conflicted.

Anyways have some Lyria doodles I have made over the 2 years I have been brainrotting (the designs without the fish ears are very old before i knew the details of the character ksjdfgs then the changes in the design depends on when in the story they are from)

[wateractually]

"im not transphobic" [proceeds to say a lot of clear terf bullshit]

multi person mixed gender bathrooms are how it should be.

idgaf that men are statistically more likely to be the perpetrator than the victim (particularly in a world where men are discouraged from talking about or even acknowledging that their SA was SA bc theyre a man, esp when the perp was a woman). i dont care that women are statistically more likely to be victim than perpetrator. thats irrelevant.

nobody should be assaulting Anyone Anywhere

the reason bathrooms are so commonly places where abuse occurs is bc they have only one exit so if someone wants to harm you, all they have to do is block the exit

put another exit and its no longer is a problem if men and women use the same bathroom

(if someone is so desperate to assault someone else that they block more than one exit? it doesnt matter who's "allowed" in. theyre actively trying to hurt someone and are willing to put in more effort to that front)

and fuck right off about that status quo bullshit

you know what else companies didnt act upon to maintain status quo and "not offend anyone?"

racist segregation!

LOADS of companies recognized that the easiest way to "not upset anybody" was to not enact policies to protect their customers. to just let white people tell black people to leave or sit away from them. to not put consequences in place for when white people were racist publicly, because it "wasnt profitable" to make positive change. those companies suck and were racist then and are transphobic now. enacting tangible anti-status-quo policies to protect minorities is an obligation for anyone who is ACTUALLY in support of them

"lots of [cis ppl] would be scared if someone came in looking like a different gender from them"

thats because theyve been told their whole life that ppl of other genders exist to hurt them, which is terf bullshit. most ppl go into a restroom to use the commode and leave. if bathrooms were mixed gender and stalls were actually closed (and not the cheap half coverage we have rn) no one should feel endangered.

instead of posing bathrooms as gendered safe spaces, how about instead we enact policies to actually protect potential victims of assault? how about a fully enclosed and properly lockable stall so even if someone DID follow you into the bathroom, you have a space to fully close them off (which lmao gendered bathrooms today DO NOT provide! just bc it says womens on the door doesnt actually stop men from following you in!)

how about proper legal processes to convict abusers? how about teaching children that hurting other people is wrong! how about teaching boys that women arent there to please them and deserve safety in ALL spaces, not just "women only" ones? how about women's spaces that ARENT a PUBLIC RESTROOM

"[reblogger] talks a lot about how this whole gender split bathrooms thingy is a big scam from "the man"." what??? where did they say anything resembling that????????

(not getting into how the split bathrooms being ""cheaper"" IS 100% "giving [the man] money") the reblogger specifically says that the perpetrators of bathroom discourse are terfs and only ever refer to terfs as the ones benefitting from scaring people into supporting gendered bathrooms. you're either illiterate or willfully obtuse

tl;dr saying "im not transphobic!!" and then perpetuating terf bullshit means YOU ARE in fact transphobic. if you think you truly arent, maybe put that tiny little fucking brain of yours to work in figuring out why you think that "gender split bathrooms are without a fucking doubt the best choice for a lot of places" when they continually contribute to transphobic violence across the board and most people dont give a fuck if a man and a woman are in the same bathroom if the stalls are properly separated

the idea of public restrooms as "women's spaces" continues to confound me. you know who I hope is in a public bathroom when I go in?? no one. I would prefer no one else be in the bathroom. and if someone else is in the bathroom I am going to ignore them as much as possible. I did not go into the bathroom to connect with other women. I went into the bathroom to piss and/or shit. it's a toilet's space, not a women's space. shut the fuck up and let trans people piss and shit in peace. let's all continue to avoid eye contact with each other and any and all interaction in the toilet's space.

[symonynii]

finished my (used) copy of scarlet. thoughts (that are probably not that different from everyone elses)

literally two seconds after my character appeared in the overworld it started t posing and gliding around the house. i appropriately took this as a sign. (i do not know if performance was a little bit worse bc my switch lite is relatively old. ive never had any problems with it before)

people absolutely do not understate how unfinished and unoptimized this game is. pokemon don't appear on the summary screen for like 10 seconds. my character didn't appear in boutique previews at ALL unless i went to the buy option. the whole game would freeze for like three seconds at a time if i turned around too fast. i was stuck in an endless falling animation with koraidon three times (and that seems better than what ive heard in previous versions). iron bundle appeared as what i THINK was a preload for a cutscene. iron bundle does not appear in scarlet. i had already done the associated cutscene with scream tail. what was iron bundle doing there. iron bundle. my fucking god.

okay now that the framerate shit is out of the way. its soooo interesting that their npc designs have gotten just absolutely incredible but their pokemon designs are just getting sloppy. i dont know wtf is going on with skeledirge and to a lesser extent quaquaval. i hatehateHATE the pawmi line but thats a bit more personal. palafin is just stunningly lazy and doliv is OVERDONE im sick of girly grass types. naclstack is a bit too MineCraft and squawkabillys motifs aren't done up enough. i dont understand why they had to do convergent evos instead of just keeping regional forms. theyre like the same thing gameplay wise. flittle needed a second evolution. annihilape needing to use rage fist 20 times instead of just leveling up knowing it like every other move evo seems unnecessary especially with no pla pokedex formatting. frigibax is incredibly ugly. kingambit archaludon and the dipplin line didnt need to exist.

i do like ogerpon and terapagos. but im not paying another 30 for them. luckily im good at gts negotiations<3. im VERY happy for girafarig and dunsparce and the treasures of ruin kick ass even if theyre also a bit overdesigned. houndstone and glimmora are fun even if i run into them every two steps.

the characters. my GOD the characters were so fun. some of the best black designs ive seen. and i loved the arabic names! very nice of them to do a bit of research on spanish influences. theyre steadily getting better with wrinkles and bigger noses and im genuinely excited to see where they go in the future. salvatore and ryme im in love with you. (i actually wasnt a big fan of the generic npcs this time tho! i dont know what it was apart from there being reskins of them with different hair and skin color which felt just like. half assed. no i dont believe this hiker is actually indian with blonde hair blue eyes and a tiny nose. do better. but they just didnt have the charm that they did in gen 8 for some reason)

the writing also was clearly the heart of the game and why people are sticking with it. this gen 5 and gen 7 are the jewels of the mainline series. they did a very genuine and kind writing of grief and disability/neurodivergence (NOT the same thing!! nemona is autistic and clearly has some kind of physical disability with both her arm and her inability to stay on her feet for long distances) and transgenderism. like obviously if they had stated any of this outright they would have gotten complaints for being Woke but its not even coding its just straight up good characterization.

the storylines bugged me bc nintendo made SUCH a big deal abt Going Anywhere And Making Your Own Story except everything already has a set level so youre stuck in a preset route anyways. fuck off. also the bk people for every battle was really poorly done theres no head tracking they dont stop when the battles over and its like 5 frames total so you just see people waving their arms and shouting at your bug when it evolves. they would have been better off just not implementing it.

gym route was standard. larry was hilarious but i knew that before i bought the game. im sooo sick of psychic leaders so i knew id hate tulip. her and kofu could have used some redesigns. i like how they all have jobs. the e4 kicked ass even though i hated the building (they dont even get their own rooms!). im not sure how i feel abt most everyone (in game) disliking geeta. like they all have good reasons for it (larry for her pushing him too much, katy for forcing her to be a pushover gym, grusha being worried he'll lose his job and have nothing left) but they could have done that with someone who wasnt the first woc champion. its good writing! i like seeing the relationships! shes a fun character! im just on the fence about it. also her hair is animated really weird.

plant route had awful fight animations and you cant go in the herba mystica caverns again. but i love talking to my friend arven and my giant lizard dog. also he loves his dog more than anything and is willing to go to hell and back to make him well again. it almost felt like cheating how much it invested me immediately. like obviously. ive got a middle aged dog too and would fight god for her especially if she was sick. obviously i would bawl if she got better and wagged her tail at me. yeah. my doggy.........

starfall was really difficult and i liked it! auto battles suck ass and theyre never explained right but theyre a fun concept. the starmobiles whipped ass. the dialogue could have been massaged into something that was a bit less cringe inducing but theyre teenagers and clearly all care for each other a lot. atticus and ortega really look the same though. atticus youre not descended from ninjas. youre blonde and have blue eyes. (if this was on purpose then its very funny) mela stomping around in her huge ass boots was hilarious. i love that they got a formal apology and that clavell tried to take care of it himself after getting enough information. the last two gens having adults that act like adults is a fun twist. they didnt need the bullying rumors tho it could have just been that encouraging truancy and deliquency was enough to get them expelled. whatever

what elseee story wise. arvens animations were reused from hop which were reused from hau which was unbelieveable. they dont even fit him as a character. the professors animations dont really make sense and feel overdramatic. the star gate textures are literally like 5 pixels wide and look horrible. same with sadas tv animation. it was two frames and was clearly not intentional bc shes got fluid animation when we zoom in on her. i liked spending the story with koraidon but with all the issues this game has we did NOT need an atv with four flailing limbs. pla was obnoxious switching between ride pokemon for different uses but they WORKED. koraidon went from gliding to jumping to falling down a cliff when i just wanted to go up it.

the whole map felt empty and underdone. a lot of pokemon were way too little and didnt see them until i stepped on them which got old very fast. the topagraphy made zero sense and i had no idea where i was going. pla did this perfectly with big areas that were PROPERLY LABELED for the pokedex and mapping purposes but it was so bad here

i like the new evolution and shiny animations. shorter and more fluid!

i think i liked splitting the difference with swshs item system. some tms are reuseable some are rewards. the crafting system in sv is just obnoxious. i do like that ev items and berries are available so early tho

i never made a sandwich. no comment on this

every single town was so half finished and it made me sad. you can only go in like three shops and thats it. only ONE of those shops actually has an interior and not just a popup of what you can buy. they split up different food items and restaurants and clothes so that there'd be more stands but it felt way too busy! why am i going to three different places to buy socks and backpacks and shoes! and then theyd have the same drink place right next to each other so they didnt even have diversity!!

the clothes system made me so mad. sure. school uniform. you cant even mix and match tops and pants. theres not even a dark option. "oh but you can get your own shoes and socks and hats and backpacks" ok you cant even see those half the time. "oh but the facial customization" theres 20 different eyelash types but you cant be fat. or have a big nose. fuck off.

the lets go feature sucked too. pokemon will just go back into their ball for no reason. theres no step counter or grid system so evolving bramblin and pawmo is just running back and forth and hoping for the best. theres no incentive to use it except for the marks which only have a 1% chance of happening anyways

school was fun. classes were engaging but too short. they should have done field trips or something

what elseeeee. area zero was not designed to have koraidon unavailable so i softlocked myself twice and had to restart from the top. the water areas were awful. having pokemon hide in trees is awful. the gym tests were half baked at best and boring af at worst. kofus was fun though bc hes got a cute wallet and gives you money. they kept trying to get multiple npcs or pokemon in one place for story purposes and then the framerate dropped so dramatically it made everything look and run awful. idk how tera raids work. pecharunt is locked behind the dlc even if you have the item. theres a bunch of unnecessary shiny locks. not bringing back the shiny noise from pla sucked. gliding just stopped working after a few seconds. theres no real reason to have lp. i want rika carnally. pokemon spawn in walls.

i think thats about it. this game needed at least two more years but i do understand what people mean when they say it could have been so good if it was good

[danidoesathing]

I think an even split between "Mage Viktor's Time Travel BS causing a buildup", "the Hexgates pissing off the Arcane", and "Separating the chaotic and orderly components of magic and draining one hand away" is a good explanation. Like, they didn't really understand the risks or what they were doing, since no one ever did it before-and the Arcane is an actual force of nature that can get angry, and ripping the magic in half would likely cause it some pain. But the Time Travel is ABSOLUTELY a huge component.

(League has had Hextech for 30 years, so they have a better understanding of it in the present. So they might've had to deal with an anomaly in the past-but in the present, things are fine.)

Or maybe (and this is the funnier, Crack Interpretation) the problem is that Jayce and Viktor specifically are the ones who invented it. It wouldn't have been as bad if literally anyone else made Hextech-but those two are low-key unhinged Mad Scientists with terminal codependency in literally every timeline. (Even League-they're just more "Toxic Exes/Kismesis" about it.) They would break reality for each other-so them inventing Hextech was always going to end Badly.

(My own take on the Arcane Apocalypse is that the Arcane was pissed at Piltover for trying to cage it and tame it for their own ends, and wanted to wipe it off the map as a punishment for their hubris. But Viktor ended up seriously escalating things beyond what even it expected-and ended up razing most, if not all, of Runeterra in the process. (The Hive Mind was mostly Viktor-the Hexcore may be responsible for creating it, but Viktor chose to escalate and extend it to all of Runeterra.) Basically, the Arcane went "Oh, this guy with a lot of buried anger at the system looks like a good Herald for our wrath-wait, no, what are you doing that's going way too far ABORT-")

(This is mostly because the idea of the Arcane choosing Viktor as a vessel/Herald of its wrath, only to realize too late that it bit off more than it could chew with him, is just really funny to me.)

oh im sure the time travel thing is a huge fucking factor (although i thought hextech been around for longer?? it says it was made aroudn the year 900 in the wiki but im not sure what the "present" time in the lore is so??) my own theory is is that the anomaly is present in this universe, but as mage Viktor has no reason to interfere + MH Viktor never gets his DNA entangled with it it's currently dormant. it could, theoretically, still be a major fucking issue if anywhere were to find or tamper with it, but as of now poses no immediate threat in it's state. that or the Arcane inherently works differently across different timelines (depending on how close they are to each other, the more similar the effects are. ie the arcane timeline, the wasteland timeline and the au timeline ekko visits are all nearly identical in terms of the laws of physics and magic, but say the League or Gilded timelines are more "far away" and have more divergent parts, and are therefore different).

it is hilarious that in the timelines where they get along well and are nicer to other people is the one they actively fuck up the most. the most chill versions of yourself ruin the most timelines.

i dont really agree with the interpretation that the arcane is actively trying to punish them. I don't think the arcane itself has a consciousness (at least not on it's own. it's possible that getting a hold of Viktor's mind could've infused it with his and might be the reason the arcane/anomaly/whatever the fuck is pushing so hard for a hivemind, but thats a whole other potential theory), as it's more of a cosmic force of nature than anything. it cant really get angry or enact wrath but if the natural order is tempered with it has consequences, as it would with any ecosystem.

BUT ITS SO FUNNY THE IDEA OF THE ARCANE GOING alright. time to use one of these stupid science bitches to deal out the wrath of the arcane. this one has a lot of pent up emotion too. we can control this guy no problem. and then immediately realizing this was the WORST POSSIBLE VESSEL it could've picked because 1. hes mastered wild magic at an alarming speed and 2. using him as a vessel is actively accelerating the instability between realms. and then when it tries to bail it cant cause it fused with his consciousness and turned him into a god and oh fuck they're using drugs to make him even more powerful shit shit shit abort abort ABORT-

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That might be me being old but the time i entered fandom was when people called filler episodes as fan service (now they dont even exist anymore), so about the fan service might be a sense of generation, however the context of fan service is still what i said.

The clothes Meiko and Luka are in is just a bikini, so it, for me, feels weird to sexualize them, they're sitting with bikinis on, my chest is not small and sometimes i feel afraid to exist like this exactly because of situations where people look and go "this is indecent", when the only thing they think its indecent its the fact that i have a body, so similar view here, i personally have a lot of photos similar to this and none of them i was trying to be sexy.

Regarding the An one, changing the point to anywhere else would be awkward. From the side? Great you now see her full body leaning over, still bad. From more of a higher angle? Her butt is still showing like this. From the front? Now the problem is boobs.

Could they have made her not leaning over, then? Well, yes, but a standing pose isn't as dynamic.

This is the one of the most respectful ways they could've done An with that idea while still being a good card.

I do agree some of the cards were made to be seen as more "sexy" than others, but that does not make them sexualized, nor bad cards bc of the way they do not sexualize. They walk a line in there, and are very respectful within it, exactly because prsk is an all ages game, they wont ever go hard with the sexy fanservice because they wont alienate their "everyone can join" mindset, it's not even a moral problem for them, it's a gacha rhythm game from japan we have a lot of examples of how it works usually, its just a "we need to keep this for kids as well, or we lose part of the audience".

Also reason why niigo says they want to disappear, not die, and why en server censures sm gayness.

I mostly replied to this one to offer a better explanation on why prsk wont do sexualization, tbh.

Project sekai fandom I need you guys to understand that no

These cards are not sexualized those girls are literally just existing, the camera is just low. An is just leaning over a counter and Ena just has a cropped shirt.

Prsk is not a game to sexualize their characters because if they do they start losing part of their audience and need to up the rating like most other gacha rhythm games. Literally they dont even do it to Meiko/Luka/Kaito who are literally adults in the game.

Like even these two cards are just. Women with big chests existing, if those are "sexual" then a lot of girls are just by existing.