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Gen 1 Gym Leaders From Memory

{ johto / hoenn }

(i misspelled erika’s name oops)

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They don’t tell you this but in the United States there is an extremely low chance to encounter a vehicle shaped like a hotdog

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larry does the same bending idle animation as oras may. something i know because i am totally normal about pokemon

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got asked “why are you open on Easter Sunday?” by a very angry woman at work today…my literal sister in christ it’s because you are also here

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time to get a delicious tea drink from my favorite crone, boba yaga

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nintendogs.mp4

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working with disabled ppl will have you earnestly go oh dam he can cut up chicken!!! good for him!!!!

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heroic tales - magical armor abelgarth

A boy from a theatre company with a magic sword - Heine

A young knight who protects people with a magic shield - Thedio

A middle aged scholar who searches for other worlds with magic armor - Lange

They traveled to the otherworld Arturia (THEYRE NOT FROM THERE?), but there's only fragments of records of how they got there. Here's one document. It's unclear how it was created, and it's difficult to say that it'll make a significant contribution to the exploration of the world. However, the notes, which appear to be interview transcripts, are extremely interesting in that they provide insight into their personality and relationships.

Helmet month, 4th chapter, 12th day (ok so theyre absolutely not from gg or elgaia. they use standard dates)

You want me to talk about Thedio? Alright... it may be chiched, but he's in his own way a very kind young man. If he sees someone on the street that looks like they're in trouble, he's the first to go and offer help. Here, like this.

"-What are you doing? You're getting in the way."

---You don't seem too worried...

...Haha, yeah. He'll say that, and then he'll carry both the woman and her luggage. He's never honest. He's involved in various incidents unrelated to my research, but I feel like he's started most of them.

--Is he a troublemaker?

No, that's not what I mean. Without him, the boy and I would have probably overlooked it. It was good to have him with us.

...Oops. Let's keep that a secret from him. If he hears that, he'll get angry at me. Just between you and me, I have a favor to ask.

--What about the boy with the sword?

Heine...what a good kid. He's a little shy, but he has a hidden strength. When he needs to, he can really put himself out there. Many admirable people are able to consciously calm themselves through constant training and self reflection. It's something that comes naturally to him.

--So that's what makes him better than Thedio?

No, no, there's no superiority or inferiority between them. The mind, formed by nature, is fleeting. It's hard to believe in yourself. Maybe that's why he makes me feel like I should give him a push sometimes. I want to develop the strength he has. Right now he has a look that says he's saying something surprising. Sometimes I want to be that affectionate...

...Ah! That's right! I forgot something important. He should fall in love. A love so passionate that you lose sight of yourself. What was it, three months until we held hands? No, no! It's not like that... (??)

--Well, could you tell us a bit about yourself?

...Huh? Oh dear. Me? I'm secretive. I mean- adult men seem more attractive if they have a few secrets.

--If you break your promise, I won't give you any money for drinks. (HA)

...Hah! You're quite something. Hm... Then let me talk to you about other worlds. What comes to mind when you think of them?

--Fairy tales, I guess.

Yeah, that's normal. But to me, those fairy tales didn't seem that far fetched. Did you know that fairy tales all over the world tell of the existence of various weapons? I think I was around 10 years old... I took them seriously and set off on a journey. It was a three day adventure. But while I was out, I came across a rusty copper sword. It was real, and just like those fairy tales described.

--A great discovery.

Unfortunately, the sword lost it's original power. It had no archaeological value. But it got me to thinking - maybe the other fairy tales are true. Maybe other worlds exist! Fairy tales from around the world tell of the existence of various weapons. Then we need to find them. These things buried in ruins are clues about other worlds.

--I see. And your weapon is also-?

That's right. The three weapons we found in our latest discovery is one of our greatest achievements of our research so far. The weapons were in perfect condition, made with materials that don't exist here, using techniques that we can't replicate. Do you understand? Fairy tales and reality have finally come together. Do you think that the existence of another world seperate from ours is absurd?

--It still feels like a dream. I admit I briefly wondered if it was okay to believe it.

Hahaha. That's nice to hear. Well, it's important to have dreams. Dreams are the primary driving forces behind belief. I'm still chasing the dreams I had as a child. I think it'll continue for the rest of my life.

--Thank you for the interesting story. So, next, I'd like you to hear about the complaints recieved from local citizens about the ruins you destroyed... Huh? Hey, Mr. Lange! What- are you running away?! Mr. Lange-!?

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hello kitty

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Happy National Library Week!! A great time to ask everyone you know if they have a library card.

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saddest thing that can happen is a cat so delicately and cozy putting their small apple head on your leg like a pillow to sleep while fully unaware that in like five minutes you're going to get up to go eat because they don't know human language or how time works

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sexy knights. sexy wounded knights. sexy wounded weary knights. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain. sexy wounded weary knights in the rain pledging their loyalty to you.

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you know i think maybe somethings going on here

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not a single clue what hes doing. enraptured me though

you guys remember that turkish barber asmr tiktok. hes got a whole yt channel. and like every guy he works on has the biggest tits ever. its incredible

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Erarg creates world’s first Happypasta