#but like apron bellies 100% do fold like that

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you ever see a comment that's so obviously made by a skinny person

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Jujutsu Kaisen: Gojo Satoru X Reader

(Kaleidoscope Series)

[Indulge with sneak peaks of Satoru keeping up with parenting and marriage life.]

[Note: Fluff, slight nsfw,]

["I've been saving this up since I can't face the gadgets while resting my eyes and to also celebrate the likes, reblogs, replies & 100 followers, thank you everyone!" —Grey.]

Keeping Up

Utterly chaotic energy. Satoru alone is an unending ball of energy and add his newborn, it's either you melt in the fluffiness or snap in annoyance.

He knows what time you pump and actively participates in exchange of something.

"Hey beautiful, need a helping hand?"

"Love can you get me new shirt?" You look up to find Satoru eyed hungrily your engorge chest, few beads of milk damping the clothes.

Your husband came back holding his shirt making you frown. Looking back ensuring his son is soundly asleep Satoru sat beside you laying his head on your lap adoringly kissing your belly and look up to your flushed face from your husband's affection.

"This is for the baby," flicking his forehead you shook your head.

"But I'm baby!" Satoru whined.

Sensing you trying to stand up an idea popped in his head. Grinning like the menace he is Satoru leaned forward bunching up the shirt revealing your sensitive milky globes to his watering mouth, he can already caught the whiff of heavy milk.

"Sat-!" You gasped feeling his hot wet tongue latched on you. His sucking is so gentle and full of attention, slow and pleasuring you of his skillful tongue. Unlike an infant's thirsty latching your husband is making your head dizzy with the hot blows and wet licks on your rose bud to his cajoling suck while massaging the other globe granting your being sensory overload.

The creamy nectar struck Satoru's greed to taste more, how hot is it to see his wife moan and elated from him drinking her milk, after all isn't it a husband's job to help his wife? Satoru would do anything to help you. He smirked at your satisfied face before licking the trail of milk on the side of lips.

"Our son should learn sharing is caring~"

Satoru learned how Infinity is a life-saver during diaper changing, and finally got a decent use of his speed and reflexes.

"What are you doing?" you shake your head at your husband with three folds of gloves, a mask on his face and your apron around his body.

"I'm preventing any hazardous incident to happen." Deciding to watch him do his stupid stunts you fetch the camera while Satoru do some his fast hand techniques removing Kou's diaper, wiping and placing back new-

The baby fountain he was dreading popped in the most crucial time. Removing his mask Satoru sighed from your innocent son staring at his Papa he just peed on.

"We'll just get a new one buddy."

The horror of changing diapers.

Satoru insists taking baths with you, as quality time to pamper Mommy. Surely Kouki is special but Mommy is also special and Satoru always makes you feel that as much as he can.

He doesn't want you to forget yourself.

"Honey, you can have 'me time' this Sunday, Kikufuku and I will have our father-son day!"

Proceeds to book you a nice massage session and appointment in your favorite salon, have your hair, nails, and toes done. Go have a shopping, a lunch to unwind Satoru would support you.

"You also need to take care of yourself after taking care of Satoru and Kouki"-those are his words.

Satoru would surely buy those baby strap carrier.

"Now my little mochi you're stuck with papa, all day~"

Your dear sweet son, who cries not so often now hates the baby strap and would not stop crying until carried in yours or Papa's arms.

"I'm home," you called out but no one replied. Trudging to the living room, the sight you never wanna forget welcomed you.

Satoru bare of his upper shirt lay on the sofa with the precious Kikufuku also on his diapers is snuggled asleep on his father's chest with Satoru's wide hand keeping a secure hold on Kouki's back.

"Take a picture, it'll last longer honey."

Your tease for a husband who could annoy his superior and workmates to tears felt weak seeing his son crying. On Kouki's first vaccine/immunization he insisted on holding him when your baby started to feel uneasy in the clinic.

The people in the clinic melted at the sight of your crying son hugging his Papa's shoulders so tightly while Satoru soothe him with back rubs and wiping the tears on his cheeks.

"My poor Kikufuku, Papa's here."

On the day you and Kouki either play, eat, and sleep especially when he started eating his solid foods.

Unlike other kids Kouki has milder separation anxiety. Most probably used to Satoru leaving at morning and coming back nonetheless, at least you can go to the toilet without the little mochi wailing But~

"Ma!" Kouki wailed just woken up from his nap. That's your cue to take him to the garden. The nakaniwa to which you have loved and appreciate.

Satoru being the 'teacher'

"What color is Papa's eyes?" Satoru sitting on the bed with Kou on his stomach, glasses set aside as his son reach out to touch his father's eyes.

"Bwue!"

"How about Mama's dress?" You stare at them while leaning on the door with a smile.

"Pwink!"

On few instances while on your stroll Kou would babble about the things you passed by.

"Neko-san!"

"Tori-san!""

"Mama, hug?"

Kouki would always want your attention ever since he started walking that Satoru installed baby gates on the stairs. Your son would keep following you like a tail.

"I'm home~" next thing you're engulfed in Satoru's tight, tight hug.

"Welcome home love, how's work?" Turning around you come face to face with Satoru, pecking his lips for a short kiss. He was about to chase your lips back to deepen your kiss but a loud cry erupted rom the door. Startled you both look down to see Kouki looking not so happy.

"Hey what's wrong buddy?" Satoru beckoned the little mochi who instantly run to your legs jumping up and down asking to be carried.

Lifting your son up and wiping his teardrops Satoru sneaked another kiss to your cheeks.

"No!" Kou whined pushing away his father and hugging you.

"Is our baby jealous?" You teasingly gasped.

"C'mere, Papa will give you lots of kisses."

Satoru opened his arms and your son immediately reaching to his father, resulting to the three of you splashing in the bathtub, Kouki all happy and even slept between you and Satoru.

"Seems like I need to step-up, he's monopolizing you from me." Satoru mused. "Hon, let's give him a playmate!"

"He has lots of toys already." You yawned not seeing your husband's point.

The empty room downstairs was turned to Kou's nursery room with Satoru persisting he wanna decorate the room with you.

"Let's make him another little brother or sister!" Satoru whined.

"Why don't you try carrying a growing ball for nine months and go to 16 hours labor?" You rolled your eyes at him.

"Honey!"

On your birthday Satoru took you and Kou to a ryokan in a small town away from the busy city life.

"Do you like it sweetheart?" You ask Kouki chewing in the kikufuku.

"That's you little mochi," Satoru teased holding Kou's hand while the three of you walk around the neighborhood of the inn you're staying.

"Papa, there's a fish!" Kou pointed to the canal where koi fishes are swimming freely in the clear water.

After the stroll Satoru suggested the three of you go in the private bath which ended up Kouki to sleep soundly after the short dip.

"Finally a time with my wife." Satoru sigh placing himself behind you.

That's how you find yourself back arching from Satoru's slow rutting underneath you taking his time admiring the rise and low of your chest. He leaned forward taking in one of your rose bud suckling you like a thirsty man finding oasis.

"You're ugh—clenching me so tight honey," Satoru grunted thrusting into your warm walls, he feels like choking sweetly inside your core wrapping his shaft like vice.

"M-move please!" You cried barely holding on his shoulders, looking down at Satoru's flushed cheeks, his hair sticking to his forehead while biting his lips.

Satoru look up seeing you close to tears he growled flipping your positions he pushed you out of the water making you sit at the edge of the bath and position himself between your legs lining his tip in your entrance roughly inserting his member in your quivering walls.

He immediately started thrusting into you, his shaft mercilessly pounding your sweet deep spots, your cries just spurring his libido more than ever.

"Love! s-slow down, c-cant!"

Satoru smirk at your figure clinging to him, fat tears of eyes barely open and sweat streaming down his wife's cute fucked out expression and mewls made him harder.

"'Toru it's too b-big!"

"Why are you so adorable?" Satoru chuckled wiping your tears away without stopping his animalistic pumping in you.

He hit a hard spot making you cry and clenched around him hot white liquid trailing out of you and Satoru followed grunting loudly from the unbearable tightness, thick flows of his seed nestled inside you for a long time staying inside until he realize you so red mumbling incoherent noises.

Satoru thought of his suggestion you and shake his head smirking before reluctantly pulling out, one of these day.

"Happy birthday Honey..." He whispered before changing positions to satisfy his wife and his needs.

If you want to work again //as a sorcerer, manager in the Jujutsu society, or a simple civilian// Satoru wouldn't stop you but that doesn't mean he wouldn't worry.

This is where arguments might bud with the clash of schedule, parenting, and work pressure.

You gotta think straight which will you prioritize, your family or your career.

We all know how rare Satoru gets a day off, I bet the man before you came in his life works 25/8. Nanami may not respect his senpai but he knows how Satoru works 10 folds harder than most sorcerers.

So, why not go have a rare family day out. Kouki rarely goes out and meet other people considering Satoru wanna protect you and you don't wanna compromise anything-maternal instincts.

"Kou you have to choose only two," you give your son a pep talk before entering the shopping mall. You already experienced how Satoru embodies the 'sky is the limit' when it comes to shopping, you don't wanna have your son grow as a spoiled rotten brat considering the father is already a brat himself.

"Two, owkay Mama," Kouki showed his two fingers and nodded obediently.

"Tell Papa if you want something more, 'kay?" Satoru sneakily whispered to his son's ears, so you won't hear.

"But Mama said only two," Kouki reasoned out brows frowning to his father. That didn't miss out from your hearing and pinch Satoru's ass making him squeal and sheepishly chuckle.

As expected Kouki was amazed and overwhelmed by all the sudden change of scenery with toys, the crowd, the glittery boutiques.

"Papa, this one?"

You stare at your son pointing at the large jacuzzi when you passed the furniture.

"Err why?" Satoru chuckled nervously at his son focused on the machine.

"Bubbles!" Kouki cheered.

You laugh at Satoru's confused and bewildered face looking at the jacuzzi worth not less than $10k.

"Kou, let's start with baby steps in shopping sweetheart," you chuckled pulling the two most precious boys in your life to the food court.

Kouki's first visit in the Gojo Estate, was an experience for you and Satoru.

As much as Satoru wants to keep you and his son away from the grasps of the Gojo clan you don't want Kouki to grow up estranged from Satoru's parents—you don't want to think of Kouki also doing that to you and Satoru in the future.

"Promise Mama to behave okay? Papa and I will come back at noon to pick you up," You said crouching down at an eye level with Kouki holding on to the kitty backpack Satoru bought for him.

"Bye-bye Mama, bye-bye Papa," Kou waved following his grandmother who nod curtly at you and Satoru in acknowledgement.

"What's wrong?" You look up to Satoru whose eyes trail at the back of his son.

"I—" Satoru didn't continue his word and guided you back to the car after seeing Kou enter the estate.

That was the first time you and Satoru left Kou to another person's care. Satoru was never as anxious as he was entering the estate to pick up Kouki from the corridor you and him heard your son's high pitched squeal.

"Again!"

Satoru stare bemused at the sight of his stoic father playing dodge ball in the hall with his giggling son trying to throw the ball at the old man.

"Ji-sama, Kou's tired," the little mochi complained wiping the sweat on his forehead the white long strands of hair sticking the old man in traditional kimono bent down despite the old age and wipe the boy's sweat away.

"Come here, Baa-sama will change your clothes, your father and mother will be here any minute." Obediently the little mochi ran to his grandmother and changed to clean clothes.

Honestly you didn't expected they would treat Kouki like that—nonetheless you're grateful. Satoru cleared his throat and Kouki immediately ran to you.

"How's your day Kikufuku?" Satoru asked, softening his indifferent face.

"Fun!" Kou smiled and you with Satoru went home.

"They're still your parents Love, don't be too hard on them," you brush your husband's cheeks affectionately while snuggled up with him before sleeping.

"I'm not taking any chances," was all he said and engulf you in the security of his arms.

The parenting and affection he didn't have he will make sure to fill it with love and care for his son and his wife, that's an oath he made to himself when he committed to you.

—GreyCaelum

PLAGIARISM IS A CRIME

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Jaune was babysitting the adorable lolis Yang and Ruby, playing all sorts of games like house. Little did he know that they took it literally and did the same things that happened in their house. They overpower Jaune and now one of them is speedily riding his dick and the other grinding on his face. Due to their hyperactivity and insatiable lusts, Jaune would be milked dry as the pair took turns getting filled with his cum.

Jaune was sitting on the couch before he felt something the felt soft and almost weightless crawl into his lap. He looked down and saw Ruby's sitting in his lap side saddle nuzzling her face against his stomach. "Hee hee I wuv you Jaune," she said innocently

Jaune smiled down and pet her head, "I love you too."

Ruby's already smiling face lit up 100 fold and started saying, "Then then that means we can get married right?"

Jaune chuckled finding what he believed to be one of those innocent questions little girls would ask that meant nothing so he said, "Sure Ruby"

Ruby got off his lap and jumped around happily before grabbing Jaune's hand and pulling him to her sister's room. "He said yes Yang, Jaune and I are engaged," Ruby cheered

As Ruby hopped about jumping in her closet Yang turned to Jaune, "Wow if I knew you were a lolicon I would've already made my move."

Jaune was confused but before he could ask what she meant Ruby yelled, "Since were getting married we should practice by playing house you go to the kitchen I'll be there in a second." Jaune scratched his head and left the room. He sat down in the kitchen trying to understand what was going on.

Ruby skipped into the room humming but Jaune didn't see her at first as he was looking until she said, "Darling would you like dinner? A bath? Or how~ about~ me~?" Jaune raised his head and saw that Ruby was only wearing an apron.

"RUBY WHAT ARE YOU," Jaune panicked getting up fast noticing that Yang was entering the room wearing a skimpy swimsuit . 'Why is there even a slingkini that fits a girl her age' he thought.

"What do you mean we are playing house this is what Mommy does all the time for Daddy," Ruby spinning around flashing Jaune her butt

"Yeah and my mom shows up every so often to do stuff like this with Dad too," Yang said adjusting her suit as it dug into her tiny pussy.

Jaune started to go cross eyed over how open their parents were about sex that their young daughters could observe and learn.

While he was blue screening Yang and Ruby got over to him and started to undo his belt and whip out his partially erect cock. Ruby gave it a lick and then Yang did and it continued until he was fully hard and the lolis were amazed at his dick it was even bigger than their dad.

Finally Ruby wrapped her tiny lips around part of his tip but he was too thick and her mouth was so small that she couldn't fit much inside. So she went back to kissing and licking Jaune's cock with Yang. Jaune moaned still unable to process what was happening as these two young girls played with his cock.

"It's really yummy Yang especially the juice that coming out the tip," Ruby said

"Yea I know what you mean,"Yang said jerking the base. "Let's do the next part since we can't fit it in our mouths."

Ruby nodded and pulled Jaune back to the living room and made him sit on the couch she crawled into his lap and hovered her pussy over his cock. Jaune gained his senses just in time to see Ruby about to impale herself on his cock. "Wait Ruby don't-," he tried to say but was too late and Ruby dropped down and took every last bit inside her impossibly tight loli pussy.

She cried out loudly tears streaming from her eyes. "Oh god Ruby hold on I'll pull you off just hold on," but he felt a spray of juice around the base of his cock and then several more the he heard

"Sho gud," Ruby was in heaven after all she was a silver eyed whore able to take any sized cock, the first one they take anyway,Ruby having her aura already unlocked used her semblance to bounce on his cock at mach 1. The crimson haired loli came like a machine gun as she rode the blond

Jaune's mind turned to mush at the feeling his body felt back and when he looked up he saw Yang and her tiny bald snatch "Eat up man whore," she said immediately her mother as she sat her pussy on his face making sure he ate her out. Jaune had given up at this point and accepted his fate and indeed ate out Yang causing her to shiver in pleasure.

Eventually he couldn't hold back and Jaune came shooting a massive load into Ruby's pussy. Her tiny belly swelled with the huge amount of cum until she pulled off and it trickled out before Yang squeezed her sister making a massive cum spray.

Yang jumped on his lap his cock still sensitive and body exhausted, like Ruby, Yang didn't cry out in pain only pleasure (Branwhen high pain tolerance) her pussy was like magma Jaune was unable to move as Ruby began to make out with him.

Jaune was made into the sex toy of two young girls and he was unsure of what to do.

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The Daughter (Chapter 2)

Warnings - mentions of murder

“We are finally here!”

Yujin jumped off the stairs of the plane, landing at the bottom and taking in the view of the mountains that surrounded the airport.

“This is beautiful!” Seongyeon and Wooseok shouted at the same time.

“Yujin, Seongyeon, Wooseok, Peniel, Hu-”

“Present,” Hui popped up behind Sorn, spooking her before she elbowed him in the chest, “ow, what the fuck?”

“Not now, I’m counting to make sure we have everyone,” Sorn continued counting the bodies she saw get off the plane, “everyone’s off except your boy, Shinwon.”

“I’m not getting out,” Shinwon pouted, folding his arms in disapproval, “you can’t make me.”

“There’s a McDonald’s in town and it’s the only one for 100 miles.”

With that small fact from Sorn, Shinwon grumpily stepped off the plane, mumbling to himself as she grinned in triumph. The group went inside, grabbing their luggage and head to the hotel.

The hotel was a 5-story inn, complete with a pool and hot tub, luckily located a few blocks from the McDonald’s in town. Cube was able to rent out the entire fifth floor for the groups, the girls of CLC deciding to buddy up, the boys of Pentagon getting into groups of three and Peniel, the designated adult, to have his own room.

“You guys, I mean it when I say you have to be in by 11,” Peniel handed out the key cards to all of the idols, “if you’re not, I have to tell the CE-”

Everyone started laughing at the solo group member, who started cracking up after a few minutes.

“But seriously, please be smart, don’t do anything stupid. If I have to call Eunkwang, I don’t think he’ll be too happy," Peniel watched everyone laugh even harder, squinting his eyes in disapproval, "ok, you little shits, drop off your stuff and you can explore the town."

Like cockroaches, the 16 kids fled in all directions, Wooseok, Yeeun, Seungyeon, Seunghee and Hui heading to the local plaza to shop, Yujin, Yeo One, Yan An and Jinho to get food and the rest going to their rooms.

"Hey, wimpy," Sorn stopped Shinwon before he had a chance to wave his card, jiggling the handle and slamming his hand when Sorn yanked his arm, "you're coming with me. You're going to have fun in this town and I don't care what you have to say."

"You don't care what I have to say? But, consent's important!"

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Shinwon hid by Sorn as they walked down the street, the girl laughing at his reaction over Carrie on the other side of the street.

"You're such a baby!" Sorn slapped Shinwon's stomach, "they are just humans who happen to be exactly like horror movie villians."

"Oh-okay," Evoking a sense of calmness in his body, Shinwon perked up, "which way to the McDonald's?"

"According to my pho-"

A dog darted across the street, Shinwon panicking and running away. His legs didn't even know where they were going, taking him to an unfamiliar part of town. The dog still on his tail, Shinwon trapped over a lollipop on the ground. A small boy in a burlap sack mask fixated on the treat resting at Shinwon's feet, a low grow as the predator closed in on his target. Shinwon was ready for the end when he felt a slobber on his cheek.

"Cujo," the small boy picked up his lollipop, petting the big dog, "did you get out again?"

The idol was left confused on the ground, looking around the landscape, everyone looking like a costume store just threw up on them.

Shinwon had lost his eight members, the 7 girls of CLC and Peniel, leaving his scaredy cat self in a town so focused on Halloween, everyone is dressed as iconic horror movie villians.

“Are you okay, young man?” Someone dressed as Jason Voorhees asked, startling Shinwon as he fell to the cement in fright.

“Uh, yeah, I’m fine,” Shinwon lied, his eyes almost bugging out of his head, the macheted man offered to help him up, “oh, thank you.”

Shinwon hesitantly took the man’s hand, the man walking away as Shinwon spotted a black-haired girl who looked normal in this crazy town he found himself alone in.

“Excuse me! Miss!” Shinwon ran across the street, narrowly missing a car driven by Freddy Kruger, the woman entering a small cafe called “The Haunt.”

Shinwon opened the door, spotting the lady. He walked over and tapped her shoulder, the lady turning around to reveal a beautiful girl, long hair almost at her belly button, crop top showing off cleavage as she smiled at the tall, awkward boy.

“Hi,” Shinwon stammered, “I wa-was hoping you c-could help me fi-find my friends.”

“Sure. What’s your name?” The girl offered him a seat, licking her lips as her coffee order was brought out by a man dressed as Michael Myers.

“Shinwon, I’m here with my friends on vacation. So, is everyone here obsessed with Halloween or something?”

“Yeah, it’s sort of fun,” the girl stirred sugar in her coffee, licking the stirrer seductively as Shinwon focused on her mouth, “when you live here, you get used to it.”

“You live here? Aren’t you normal?”

“Oh, you sweet, charmimg handsome man,” the girl leaned forward, “normal isn’t a word here.”

Before Shinwon could speak up, the girl scooted her chair closer to Shinwon, getting very close to his ear.

“Would you like to go somewhere more personal?” The girl licked Shinwon’s ear, the boy shuttered as a voice came from behind the two.

“Hey Jennifer!” The girl with Shinwon turned around, her eyes now pitch black and her teeth all sharpened to a point, “no fucking eating patrons. We’ve talked about this.”

“But, Y/N… he smells so good. Like fear, desperation,” Jennifer pouted, leaning in to smell Shinwon, “and jealously. Mmm, the best buffet.”

“You know what happened last time you ate a tourist?” Y/N arched her eyebrow, pointing tongs at the beautiful monster as she nodded, “we don’t need any more of those fucking CEO types around here anymore trying to make this a fucking carnival, okay?”

Jennifer backed away from Shinwon, taking her coffee with her as she have a tip to Y/N and left.

“I’m sorry about that,” Y/N took a cloth out of her apron, wiping the table as Shinwon kept on stuttering, “how about I get you a free coffee?”

Before Y/N walked away, Shinwon grabbed her wrist, the girl turning around, his face reading as ‘terrified tourist’ to Y/N.

“Can you explain this town, please?”

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CBWA BOGOTA

MATCH EVENT: CBWA Wrestle Rock At Sea 3 Pay Pay-per-view Date: Saturday, March 28, 2020 Location: Love Boat off the coast of Colombia

BOGOTA “TIGER” BUFF VS STEVE BLACKMAN

Blackman took out Buff early, but Buff came back and worked on Blackman’s injured shoulder. Blackman was injured earlier this week while performing some bail bond work (his other job). Fans were going for the newcomer, Blackman even though Buff’s gotten a lot of chants lately.

Blackman fought back and locked in the sleeper. Buff fought, but fell and Blackman hit a Kick. But instead of pinning him, Blackman went for the choke again. Buff fought again, but eventually passed out and Blackman was awarded the win. Nice finish to a pretty good match.

WINNER: STEVE BLACKMAN

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JUANITA VS MARYSE

Juanita and Maryse exchanged grappling attempts until Maryse was able to move into a cross face. Juanita countered with a roll up, but only got a two count. Maryse hit a snapmare and then a kick to the back of Juanita, and Juanita responded with one of her own. Maryse went for an elbow, but Juanita laid down to duck it and rolled Maryse up for a two count.

Maryse was able to get back into it attacking the arm of Juanita. She kept this up for several minutes. Maryse continued with a brutal submission on Juanita, but she managed to make it to the ropes. Maryse slapped the crap out of her, which led to Juanita hitting several strikes to the stomach and then both women exchanged running forearms.

Both women hit double boots and were down. Maryse hit a flying clothesline into the corner and then followed up with double knees to the chest. 

Maryse rolled up Juanita, but Juanita kicked out and hit a neckbreaker, a clothesline, and then a big boot before hitting a Jackhammer on Maryse for a two count. Maryse countered a wheelbarrow with a stunner for a two count, and then hit a Colombian suplex for another two count. Maryse hit a Death Valley Driver, but Juanita still managed to kick out.

Maryse hit a flapjack into the top rope and then rolled Juanita up and managed to get the pinfall!

WINNER: MARYSE

BUFFORD PUSSER VS COLOMBIAN DRAGON 

Colombian Dragon tried to do the double footstomp off the ring to the mats on the floor, a new move in his repertoire, but Pusser got out and drilled him with a big boot. They spent a lot of time early just brawling around the ringside area and outside of it, too.

Pusser took off the Colombian Dragon’s shoulder tape (coming off surgery), but the Dragon came back with a Bogota suplex on the big man, with Pusser’s head bouncing against the turnbuckle. Ouch.

The Dragon came back with a snap dragon suplex and reverse rana for a good near fall. Pusser shot back by hitting the Big Stick from the second rope. Pusser then came right back and hit a powerbomb for a near fall. 

Pusser threw the Dragon against the ropes but the Dragon came back with a flying forearm, knocking the big man down. The Dragon went to the top and nailed a moonsault for the win. 

Really good match!

WINNER: COLOMBIAN DRAGON

SOUTH AMERICAN CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

IAM VACATED VS BIG BUBBA BOGOTA

Big Bubba has a choir singing his theme. Hot crowd from the bell, chanting "This is awesome" before they even locked up. The match started with Vacated destroying Bubba on the arena floor for three minutes, but Big Bubba took over back in the ring by back dropping Vacated over the top rope. 

Bubba used a schoolboy with his feet on the ropes for a near fall and Vacated used a Sharpshooter near the end. As the two men tied up, Bubba grabbed something from his back pocket and nailed Vacated between the eyes. He then slipped it into his pants. 

Vacated struggling to stay up was then the recipient of a Bubba Drop. Bubba covered for the 1-2-3. 

WINNER: BIG BUBBA BOGOTA 

STREET FIGHT ON A BOAT FRANK CONVERSE VS BOLTSY 

Everyone is banned from ringside according to Ken Resnick. 

Frank started the match by pushing into Boltsy, tossing him out of the ring early on and following through to the floor for the brawl. Frank spat water on Boltsy’s Boltsy, but Boltsy recovered for a bit until Frank hit a suplex on the ramp. 

Frank brought out a garbage can of weapons, which he slammed on Boltsy’s back. Frank’s first weapon was a crutch while he used a Mexican sombrero. The brawl went into the stage area where Boltsy started going into the crowd, only for Frank to chase after him, choking him across the rafters. 

After some brawling around the crowd, Boltsy caught Frank with a kick, sending him down to the floor and back into ringside where Boltsy hit a huge crossbody over the crowd. Boltsy followed up with punches and chops, but Frank came back and dropped him while Boltsy did his apron headstand tricks. 

Frank pillmanized Boltsy’s wrist. Frank went for a DDT on the chair, but Boltsy blocked it and did the paper cut on Frank’s forehead, busting him open pretty bad. Boltsy followed with chair shots to the back of Frank. Boltsy then went for a table.

Boltsy went for another chair shot, but Frank kicked it into Boltsy’s face, but was smart enough to follow with an elbow drop on the chair, which probably hurt him more. Frank hit the Bionic Elbow. Frank hit a cutter for a two count. 

Frank rushed at Boltsy with a Kendo stick, but Boltsy dodged and took him out with a famouser for a two count. Boltsy started swinging at Frank with the kendo stick until Frank connected with a side Russian leg sweep with the kendo stick. Frank went for the top rope kendo shot, but Boltsy caught him with a kick as he came down. Boltsy continued with paper cuts, but Frank hit the groin claw and a huge DDT for a two count.

Frank whipped Boltsy into a chair in the corner and used the momentum to go and power slam Boltsy into the chair, but he only got a two count. Out came the ladder.

Boltsy hit a Backstabber, went to the top rope, but Frank stopped him. Frank set up the ladder in the middle rope where Frank stood to superplex Boltsy, but Boltsy hit him with his magic stick, dropping Frank onto the ladder. Boltsy followed with The Fold and picked up the win.

WINNER: BOLTSY

OLE ANDERSON VS PN NEWS JR

The impressive PN News Jr made his return to the ring after taking some time off to nurse an injury and to teach at a local Bogota high school. 

Ole has been a regular in the thread over the last month and has looked somewhat rejuvenated. His matches have been very good and his new cross armbar submission hold has been inescapable until now.

Ole went for the move within the first 30 seconds of the match and they did it so well that it looked like total chance that PN News Jr was close enough to the ropes to get his legs over them to break the hold. PN News Jr worked 100 mph before eating a big boot to the outside; Ole stood smoldering and we went to a break.

It was actually pretty impressive what they managed to fit into such a short match. Ole really helped to get PN News Jr over again. They did a cool spot outside where PN News Jr flipped over him into a handstand on the apron and then fell back onto Ole and planted him in a DDT.

PN News Jr tried to finish things off, but Ole rolled out of the way when he came off the top rope. PN News Jr landed on his feet, but Ole wasted no time in locking in his new submission move. This time, PN News Jr managed to stand up to reverse the hold into a cover. Ole released the hold and kicked out at two.

PN News Jr then put Ole in position with a spin kick and came off the top rope with a moonsault for the win.

WINNER: PN NEWS JR

This match built well as it went along. At first, it was just some decent back and forth but evolved into a pretty good match after Roddie Hart sunk in his double armlock submission.

Klondike took him out, but Roddy came back with a lariat and a senton for a really close near fall. He followed that with the half nelson driver that he calls The Pogey Drop for the win. Really good match.

WINNER: RODDY HART 

RICK RUDE VS GREG GAGNE 

Gagne was taken out early, but came back and really took it to Rude, who had great facials as he was selling. Rude came back with this cool kick from the corner and did his own backdrop suplex for a near fall.

Greg got him in the green beret arm bar and laid him out with the backdrop suplex for another near fall. Gagne tried for another, but Rude laid him out with a kick, then another. Gagne slid under Rude and hit him with a dropkick to take him off balance. Gagne then nailed a knee to Rude’s head followed by the brainbuster for the win.

WINNER: GREG GAGNE 

BUDDY LANDEL VS RIC FLAIR 

Collar and elbow to start the match, both men seem at the same level. They do a couple of Japanese shoulder tackle challenges to each other until Landel gets the better of the exchange, only for Flair to return with one of his own and send Landel to the outside, where Flair tries to follow, but gets tripped out by Landel. 

Both animals brawled outside the ring. Landel accidentally clotheslined the ringpost and ran back in the ring, but Flair was right behind him as he started working over Landel’s arm. Flair took out Landel’s knee and hit a shining wizard for a two count. Flair followed with a twisting moonsault, but Landel moved out of the way. Both men traded chops and Landel started his comeback with clotheslines and a belly-to-belly for a two count. Flair hit a Diamond-giri for a two count. Landel came back with a big Spinerbuster, then set up the figure four, but Tim Horner came down and attacked Landel for the DQ. Landel hit a headbutt sending Horner backwards through the ropes. He then grabbed Flair and applied the figure four. Flair tapped right away but the match was already over. Flair slipped through the bottom rope and Horner helped him to the back. Landel grabbed the microphone and challenged Flair to a LAST MAN STANDING MATCH at CBWA Drugwars in April. 

WINNER: BOGOTA LANDEL BY DQ

CBWA WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH  MIZ VS YAKUZZA 

Once again, they used live violinists to play Yakuzza’s theme. The match started with a series of leg kicks by both men, which culminated in a hard inner thigh kick by Yakuzza. Yakuzza worked on the knee the bulk of the match, with Miz trying to fend the challenger off with his other foot, including up-kicks to Yakuzza’s face.

Miz seemed to forget that his knee hurt while on offense as he used hard knees to Yakuzza’s ribs. Yakuzza used a Kinshasa from the middle rope, but sold that he landed hard on his head and couldn't make a cover. Miz knee'd the turnbuckle when Yakuzza moved and Yakuzza rolled into Miz's knee to further injure it. 

Miz hit a second dropkick to the back of Yakuzza’s head, which sent Yakuzza outside the ring. As Yakuzza attempted to get back into the ring, out came Junaita. She grabbed onto Yakuzza’s leg until he jumped down off the apron to confront her. As this was happening, Miz laughed it off in the ring but Miz turned around to find Maryse standing behind him. She hauled back and slapped Miz across the face. 

The referee called for the bell as Miz pleaded with the referee to keep the match going. While Miz had a meltdown Maryse slipped under the ropes and tackled Juanita. They brawled around the ring. Yakuzza with a smile on his face grabbed his belt and headed to the back. Miz still in the ring arguing with the referee had enough and gave the referee a skull crushing finale. 

WINNER: YAKUZZA 

INFERNO MATCH  EXOTIC EYE OF GIBSON VS BOGOTA ORTON

Exotic Roberto Gibson came out to the ring with Lupe and Zombie Robert Blake and 2 full grown tigers on leashes. The tigers seemed a bit nervous because of the flames surrounding the ring. 

The flames were on the ring apron and they were below the bottom rope except when somebody hit the mat, which led to them shooting up. 

Gibson hit Orton with a splash in the corner. Running body attack by Gibson knocked Orton down. Orton was able to hit a sidewalk slam. Lupe was going to give Gibson a kendo stick, but the flames kept going up to prevent Gibson from grabbing it. 

Orton knocked down Gibson with a slam. A fireman used a fire extinguisher to stop the fire that was on the kendo stick. Zombie Robert Blake used an extinguisher on the Ring of Fire. It didn’t totally kill it as the flames shot back up. Orton hit a Chokeslam on Gibson and then another one. Lupe & Zombie Robert Blake used a blanket to cover one side of the ring with the flames. 

They are a smart bunch of crazy guys. Lupe & Zombie Robert Blake destroyed Orton with a slam and then a big splash. 

The ref couldn’t do anything because there were no rules in a match like this. 

Gibson hit his drop kick for the victory at 7:49.

Gibson ordered Lupe and Zombie Robert Blake to drag Orton’s body into the flames but security rushed down to the ring and pulled Orton out of harm's way.

Exotic Gibson then ordered them to let the tigers off their leashes. The tigers chased the guards and Orton up the entrance way. One of the guards was pounced on and both tigers bit into his legs as the camera pulled away. Gibson laughed in the ring while stomping and clapping to his theme song. 

WINNER: Exotic Gibson 

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Free Skin and Weight Damage

The amount you possess wondered about loose pores and skin? How many have pondered how to get free of it? Well, now I'm here today to aid you out a little bit. I benefit from a professional medical reconstructive and cosmetic surgical treatment practice in Nj-new jersey and even I get this query in emails all typically the time. People attempting in order to lose weight but are usually concerned about having unfastened skin.  First, let me personally tell you which i is within no position to provide anyone advice, I not a dietician, nor are I a plastic physician but I do the job for many surgeons plus all my information arrives directly from them. Typically the number one thing that will they will tell a person is to not get worried about your loose epidermis. Being healthy and attempting to be healthy is the number 1 job. Being wholesome contributes to a happier individual, a happier you prospects to a proper happy living. I will explain even more why this is thus. What Happens to our own Skin? Loose skin arises when you lose a few weight faster than your skin layer has time to recoil, so pregnant women following giving birth will include some loose skin, men and women experiencing a mild in order to severe weight-loss will, in addition, have loose skin. Free skin occurs because when your body stretches by way of weight gain or maternity; the skin loses its flexibility. To higher understand what takes place to our skin once we lose weight we ought to first require a quick search at how we burn off fat. When we lose bulk by burning fat, the particular fat doesn't just vanish as we would enjoy it too, instead each of our fat changes forms. If we eat, glucose plus sugar are harnessed by the carbohydrates we eat; this becomes our bodies' first fuel source which is stored away in typically the form of glycogen in order to be released into typically the bloodstream as necessary. When our bodies go out regarding this energy then excess fat takes over during some sort of process called ketosis. Throughout ketosis, our hormones after that activate an enzyme throughout fat tissue which ignites to release triglycerides of which then break into 3 components of glycerol and even three fatty acid organizations in a process named lipolysis. The liver next absorbs the glycerol with regard to energy and the fast move to the muscle tissue for energy. Because typically the fat tissue is eliminated of some of their components, it shrinks so does the skin yet as stated before just to an extent. Skin area stretches because rapid fat gain or growth (ex. pregnancy) outpaces collagen generation in your skin which usually causes areas to overstretch. Just as plastic will certainly tear when stretched also far, so will pores and skin in terms of stretch marks. In cases associated with massive weight loss, in which individuals lose 100 pounds. and over, folds regarding extra skin remains since the skin had become thus outstretched that it weighs from the thinner human body like a rubber music group that has lost their elasticity. In cases associated with moderate weight loss, skin area can certainly shrink back again to fit the human body's new size because of firmness. However, collagen fibers deteriorate with age and some various other factors thus resulting in wrinkles. The factors of which verify the flexibility of your skin are dependent upon the person and include whether typically the individual smokes, their contest, sun damage, genetics, plus even how often their particular weight has fluctuated considerably. Consequently in a sense, typically the actual amount of shed skin you might possess is unknown as this is dependent on several other factors and furthermore why the concern associated with loose skin shouldn't become one factor in your expectations of reducing your weight. The desire and effort to get wholesome will do your physique and life a thousand more favors than having to worry about loose skin will certainly. Being healthy and undertaking the necessary actions to become so will add in order to your motivation in living, your self-confidence, your job ethic, you name it. Moderate to Moderate Weight Damage In cases of slight to moderate weight reduction, surgery is not expected and loose skin could actually be prevented. Since mentioned before, healthy proteins in the skin referred to as elastin allows the pores and skin to shrink back in order to regular size. Nevertheless, when going through excess weight loss, losing 20-30 weight is very different coming from losing 80 lbs. or even more. In the situation of moderate weight damage, there are ways to be able to slow up the amount of ensuing excess skin through physical exercise, muscle-building, eating properly, being hydrated through losing typically the weight slowly.  The exercise that will include increasing muscle strengthen can tighten connective tissues and help stretch the particular skin mainly because it essentially works as a filler for your skin instead of extra fat tissue. By consuming the particular proper amount of meals and water everyday time will make sure that will your skin absorbs the mandatory nutrients. Water is some sort of crucial component of sustaining skin elasticity and a person should be taking throughout at the least 2 liters every day. Both ingredients of which keep skin plump plus elastic are elastin and even collagen, the protein-rich food to help form these kinds of is found in holiday cottage cheese, legumes, tofu, dairy, beans, seeds, nuts, plus fish. For optimal assimilation, try to consume these kinds of calories of protein soon after your workout. Crash diet programs and excessive amounts involving exercise can rapidly drop muscle and fat-causing in huge damage of support for your current skin as the fundamental muscular structure that supports skin against your body system is lost. It is usually important to strive for one particular to two pounds regarding weight loss per week plus be sure to contain weight lifting to retain your muscles strong plus able. Loose skin might occur and that is definitely okay, it is all-natural and will shrink in order to an extent over moment. When this occurs that is important to nurture and take care associated with your skin by day by day exfoliation to remove departed skin cells and raise circulation. Skin tightening lotions with ingredients such as seeing that aloe vera, hyaluronic chemical p, yeast extract, e vitamin, Chemical, A can help to be able to hydrate and increase collagen and elastin formation. Create sure to avoid severe soaps and shampoos although limiting the amount involving sun exposure. Tanning booths and chlorinated water will certainly decrease skin elasticity. Serious Fat loss As mentioned in the past, in cases of some sort of severe massive weight reduction of 100 lbs. and even over through traditional excess weight loss or fat loss surgical treatment, there are some critical health issues. First, weight loss surgery is not really a swift fix, surgeons recommend possessing a regular diet plus exercise plan even right after the surgery in order to keep pounds stable to ensure typically the efforts of the surgical procedure are maintained. Weight-loss surgical treatment of over 100 pounds. will result in reduce skin and while healthcare surgeons will remove typically the weight, the extra skin is definitely not removed.  This really is a thing not all patients recognize before-hand resulting in individuals possessing a poor body picture as it was not necessarily what they were wanting sometimes causing emotional pressure. The surplus skin that outcomes from weight-loss surgery plus a severe drop within weight (100lbs. +) might cause health defects mainly because there is so a lot of loose skin that typically the skin becomes a medical condition alone. Folds of skin coming from massive weight damage may result in psychological and actual physical problems. The physical difficulties that derive from unfastened apron-like skin are an intertrigo-a bacterial, fungal, or virus-like infection that occurs generally due to the problems in keeping these folds over of excess skin clear and dry. The skin area could also cause backaches and ulcerations. Psychological troubles occur when body graphic expectations are certainly not met; a good individual may lose 100+ pounds and not recognize the effects of reducing skin. So their amazing effort into losing bodyweight results in having apron-like folds of skin. There are several treatment options for these types of severe cases of enormous weight loss and a lot are resolved with cosmetic surgery. Post-bariatric surgical treatment and body lifts include many body areas while patients have loose pores and skin not only on the belly but also through typically the face, neck, thighs, bottom, arms, and breast. Medical procedures will leave small plus large noticeable scars although most patients find these types of acceptable and enjoy even more self-confidence when wearing a swimsuit. Depending on the sufferer, procedures may be chosen selectively focusing on one of the most troublesome areas. For example, someone who has lost a moderate amount of pounds but provides a mild sum of loose skin could have just an abdomen tuck to take out remaining body fat and skin in the particular abdomen area. Men who else have gone through the massive weight-loss sometimes end result in sagging or big breasts also known mainly because of gynecomastia.  Here liposuction on their own could possibly be satisfactory, however, this kind of is not typical and even breast augmentation or decrease may be necessary. Every individual differs which is definitely why it is important to first speak or even have a consultation having a board-certified plastic cosmetic surgeon. Your surgeon will get able to identify a new high level00 good prospect for surgery and may guide you through diverse procedures that will finally provide you with the satisfactory body a person would like to accomplish. There are insurance alternatives for severe cases just as those stated earlier; this will be because excess skin may cause serious medical problems that are not just cosmetic. Once again studying speak with a new surgeon to create a complete plan that is finest for you.

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Black Canvas Utility Kilt & Boot Covers Combo

Black Canvas Kilt & Boot Covers Combo

You can choose your kilt and matching boot coves handmade by Kilt This. This sale includes a kilt and boot covers; you choose the colors. You can choose the type of metals and the color of the fabric. The kilt and boot covers are made from the same materials.

Canvas Boot Covers

These are our custom boot covers made from canvas and leather. Custom fit to your boot size. These come in all the same colors of canvas that we use for our kilts.  This design is highlighted with black leather. The boot covers fit over any shoe or boot with a strap under the arch to secure your fit. Each kilt has 24 eyelets for laces. Each set is adjustable by laces.

*Boot covers do not include actual boots.

You can request your own family tartan in this design. We purchase our tartans from Lochcarron of Scotland. Some additional charges for the fabric upgrade to wool and shipping will apply. Contact us if you have any questions.

Snap Kilt Interchangeable

This snap steampunk modern utility kilt is the base starting kilt for what is the new standard in utility kilts; interchangeable front aprons and pockets. This design was created by Kilt This! Each kilt is handmade by the actual designers. Start with this kilt and add front aprons to change the look instead of having to purchase several kilts. Our kilts are made to be heavy duty and worn daily. Here is pictured a 10oz (100 % Cotton) durable canvas fabric. The pleats are sewn on both the inside and the outside to help keep the kilts form. Each kilt comes with two large cargo pockets with 3 compartments in each. The design allows for you to easily fold up your kilt and slide it into a laptop bag or a backpack for travel. These are ideal for hiking, camping, and outdoor events.

• Each kilt is adjustable by 4-5 inches • Every kilt comes with key latches and D-rings • 3 inch belt loops • The apron and back stay centered when changing size adjustments • The apron acts as a sporran while the rest of the kilt is free • Kilts come with large 2 cargo pockets 3 compartments • You can purchase multiple aprons for the same kilt • Machine washable, lay flat to dry, fold storage • Contact us if you have questions • Thank you for visiting and Google us or join us on Facebook!

Upgrade now or later for an additional fee; Kilt Chains (nickel, antique brass, gunmetal) $35 Leather Double Cross Pocket Tops $35 Leather Straps $50, Conchos Set $25 - $160 Inside Pockets $25 Make pockets removable $25 additions aprons $40 - $100

How to measure

Waist - Our kilts are made to fit like a pair of cargo shorts. They will adjust approximately 5-7 inches from the waist measurement you provide. You want to measure with a measuring tape around where you normally have pants hang along your hip, and either over your belly or under it, which ever you prefer. Be sure to measure against your skin and not over clothing. If you measure over clothing it will make the kilt too loose and the measurements will be inaccurate. With the proper measurements you will only have to adjust the apron when you first try it on, and only minimal adjustments after that if you gain or lose weight. The great thing about this design is that you can adjust your kilt and it will never look different in appearance. The kilt will always look centered, level and well-fit. Hip - Measuring around the hip area will help keep the kilt from being too snug around your hips, rear, and the Jewels. Length - This measurement is commonly done for utility kilts by kneeling. You want to take the measurement from the side of your hip. Measure from where the top of your jeans would be to the floor. This typically makes the kilt length to about mid knee.

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Red Canvas Utility Kilt & Boot Covers Combo

Red Canvas Kilt & Boot Covers Combo

You can choose your kilt and matching boot coves handmade by Kilt This. This sale includes a kilt and boot covers; you choose the colors. You can choose the type of metals and the color of the fabric. The kilt and boot covers are made from the same materials.

Canvas Boot Covers

These are our custom boot covers made from canvas and leather. Custom fit to your boot size. These come in all the same colors of canvas that we use for our kilts.  This design is highlighted with black leather. The boot covers fit over any shoe or boot with a strap under the arch to secure your fit. Each kilt has 24 eyelets for laces. Each set is adjustable by laces.

*Boot covers do not include actual boots.

You can request your own family tartan in this design. We purchase our tartans from Lochcarron of Scotland. Some additional charges for the fabric upgrade to wool and shipping will apply. Contact us if you have any questions.

Snap Kilt Interchangeable

This snap steampunk modern utility kilt is the base starting kilt for what is the new standard in utility kilts; interchangeable front aprons and pockets. This design was created by Kilt This! Each kilt is handmade by the actual designers. Start with this kilt and add front aprons to change the look instead of having to purchase several kilts. Our kilts are made to be heavy duty and worn daily. Here is pictured a 10oz (100 % Cotton) durable canvas fabric. The pleats are sewn on both the inside and the outside to help keep the kilts form. Each kilt comes with two large cargo pockets with 3 compartments in each. The design allows for you to easily fold up your kilt and slide it into a laptop bag or a backpack for travel. These are ideal for hiking, camping, and outdoor events.

• Each kilt is adjustable by 4-5 inches • Every kilt comes with key latches and D-rings • 3 inch belt loops • The apron and back stay centered when changing size adjustments • The apron acts as a sporran while the rest of the kilt is free • Kilts come with large 2 cargo pockets 3 compartments • You can purchase multiple aprons for the same kilt • Machine washable, lay flat to dry, fold storage • Contact us if you have questions • Thank you for visiting and Google us or join us on Facebook!

Upgrade now or later for an additional fee; Kilt Chains (nickel, antique brass, gunmetal) $35 Leather Double Cross Pocket Tops $35 Leather Straps $50, Conchos Set $25 - $160 Inside Pockets $25 Make pockets removable $25 additions aprons $40 - $100

How to measure

Waist - Our kilts are made to fit like a pair of cargo shorts. They will adjust approximately 5-7 inches from the waist measurement you provide. You want to measure with a measuring tape around where you normally have pants hang along your hip, and either over your belly or under it, which ever you prefer. Be sure to measure against your skin and not over clothing. If you measure over clothing it will make the kilt too loose and the measurements will be inaccurate. With the proper measurements you will only have to adjust the apron when you first try it on, and only minimal adjustments after that if you gain or lose weight. The great thing about this design is that you can adjust your kilt and it will never look different in appearance. The kilt will always look centered, level and well-fit. Hip - Measuring around the hip area will help keep the kilt from being too snug around your hips, rear, and the Jewels. Length - This measurement is commonly done for utility kilts by kneeling. You want to take the measurement from the side of your hip. Measure from where the top of your jeans would be to the floor. This typically makes the kilt length to about mid knee.

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Buy Black Leather Snap Utility Kilt Get FREE Black Leather Boot Covers

Black Leather Kilt & Boot Covers Combo

You can choose your kilt and matching boot coves handmade by Kilt This. This sale includes a kilt and boot covers created by Kilt This. You can choose the type of metals and the color of the fabric and leather. The kilt and boot covers are made from the same materials.

Canvas Boot Covers

These are our custom boot covers made from canvas and leather. Custom fit to your boot size. These come in all the same colors of canvas that we use for our kilts.  This design is highlighted with black leather. The boot covers fit over any shoe or boot with a strap under the arch to secure your fit. Each kilt has 24 eyelets for laces. Each set is adjustable by laces.

*Boot covers do not include actual boots.

You can request your own family tartan in this design. We purchase our tartans from Lochcarron of Scotland. Some additional charges for the fabric upgrade to wool and shipping will apply. Contact us if you have any questions.

Leather Kilt

This cowhide leather heavy duty kilt made in the signature Kilt This snap design will live up to your high expectations of quality and luxury. Made from high quality leather hides hand picked by the designers. Custom fit to your measurements you will have 5 inches to adjust as needed. Durable, the pleats are sewn on the inside and outside to help maintain it's appearance. Each utility kilt comes with key latches and D-rings on the 3 inch belt loops, and the front apron is detachable from the body of the kilt. The snaps act as built in sporrans for comfort and security. Two large cargo pockets each have two additional smaller pockets that give you plenty of carrying room. This kilt will last for years and will look even better over time like a great leather jacket. The waistband is lined with a soft duck cloth, wide weave fabric to allow for comfort and circulation between your leather kilt and your skin. This design folds up nicely to throw in a bag for travel. Perfect for camping and outdoor activities. The design is still interchangeable so you can add on or upgrade later.

Snap Kilt Interchangeable

This snap utility kilt is the base starting kilt for what is the new standard in utility kilts; interchangeable front aprons and pockets. This design was created by Kilt This! Each kilt is handmade by the actual designers. Start with this kilt and add front aprons to change the look instead of having to purchase several kilts. Durable, made to be worn daily. This kilt comes with 2 large expanding cargo pockets, 3 compartments each to carry most items you need for a hike or an outdoor event. The design allows you to fold it up and slide it into a laptop bag or a backpack for travel. The pleats are sewn on both the inside of the kilt and the outside. This helps maintain the appearance over time and to allow you to fold it up and pack it away. The kilt is custom made to your measurements so it fits like a glove, right out of the box. All the kilts are adjustable by 5-10 inches but we want it to fit right from the start then you can adjust it as needed. Not all kilts are measured the same and not all pants use the same measurements, so it's important to follow our directions when sending us your measurements. Length cannot exceed 24", beyond 24" we refer you to our full length utility kilts. -Adjustable by 5-7 inches and made to fit based on your measurements. -Snaps help keep the kilt adjustable and masculine. -The kilt comes standard with 2 key clips and D rings -3 inch belt loops -2 large cargo pockets; 3 compartments on each side. If you have any additional questions feel free to ask.

Upgrade now or later for an additional fee; Kilt Chains (nickel, antique brass, gunmetal) $35 Leather Double Cross Pocket Tops $35 Leather Straps $50, Conchos Set $25 - $160 Inside Pockets $25 Make pockets removable $25 additions aprons $40 - $100

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How to measure

Waist - Our kilts are made to fit like a pair of cargo shorts. They will adjust approximately 5-7 inches from the waist measurement you provide. You want to measure with a measuring tape around where you normally have pants hang along your hip, and either over your belly or under it, which ever you prefer. Be sure to measure against your skin and not over clothing. If you measure over clothing it will make the kilt too loose and the measurements will be inaccurate. With the proper measurements you will only have to adjust the apron when you first try it on, and only minimal adjustments after that if you gain or lose weight. The great thing about this design is that you can adjust your kilt and it will never look different in appearance. The kilt will always look centered, level and well-fit. Hip - Measuring around the hip area will help keep the kilt from being too snug around your hips, rear, and the Jewels. Length - This measurement is commonly done for utility kilts by kneeling. You want to take the measurement from the side of your hip. Measure from where the top of your jeans would be to the floor. This typically makes the kilt length to about mid knee. If you are interested in the accessories too, please view our shop for these items. Be sure to visit us on Facebook!

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Buy Brown Leather Snap Utility Kilt Get FREE Khaki Leather Boot Covers

Brown Leather Kilt & Boot Covers Combo

You can choose your kilt and matching boot coves handmade by Kilt This. This sale includes a kilt and boot covers created by Kilt This. You can choose the type of metals and the color of the fabric and leather. The kilt and boot covers are made from the same materials.

Canvas Boot Covers

These are our custom boot covers made from canvas and leather. Custom fit to your boot size. These come in all the same colors of canvas that we use for our kilts.  This design is highlighted with black leather. The boot covers fit over any shoe or boot with a strap under the arch to secure your fit. Each kilt has 24 eyelets for laces. Each set is adjustable by laces.

*Boot covers do not include actual boots.

You can request your own family tartan in this design. We purchase our tartans from Lochcarron of Scotland. Some additional charges for the fabric upgrade to wool and shipping will apply. Contact us if you have any questions.

Leather Kilt

This cowhide leather heavy duty kilt made in the signature Kilt This snap design will live up to your high expectations of quality and luxury. Made from high quality leather hides hand picked by the designers. Custom fit to your measurements you will have 5 inches to adjust as needed. Durable, the pleats are sewn on the inside and outside to help maintain it's appearance. Each utility kilt comes with key latches and D-rings on the 3 inch belt loops, and the front apron is detachable from the body of the kilt. The snaps act as built in sporrans for comfort and security. Two large cargo pockets each have two additional smaller pockets that give you plenty of carrying room. This kilt will last for years and will look even better over time like a great leather jacket. The waistband is lined with a soft duck cloth, wide weave fabric to allow for comfort and circulation between your leather kilt and your skin. This design folds up nicely to throw in a bag for travel. Perfect for camping and outdoor activities. The design is still interchangeable so you can add on or upgrade later.

Snap Kilt Interchangeable

This snap utility kilt is the base starting kilt for what is the new standard in utility kilts; interchangeable front aprons and pockets. This design was created by Kilt This! Each kilt is handmade by the actual designers. Start with this kilt and add front aprons to change the look instead of having to purchase several kilts. Durable, made to be worn daily. This kilt comes with 2 large expanding cargo pockets, 3 compartments each to carry most items you need for a hike or an outdoor event. The design allows you to fold it up and slide it into a laptop bag or a backpack for travel. The pleats are sewn on both the inside of the kilt and the outside. This helps maintain the appearance over time and to allow you to fold it up and pack it away. The kilt is custom made to your measurements so it fits like a glove, right out of the box. All the kilts are adjustable by 5-10 inches but we want it to fit right from the start then you can adjust it as needed. Not all kilts are measured the same and not all pants use the same measurements, so it's important to follow our directions when sending us your measurements. Length cannot exceed 24", beyond 24" we refer you to our full length utility kilts. -Adjustable by 5-7 inches and made to fit based on your measurements. -Snaps help keep the kilt adjustable and masculine. -The kilt comes standard with 2 key clips and D rings -3 inch belt loops -2 large cargo pockets; 3 compartments on each side. If you have any additional questions feel free to ask.

Upgrade now or later for an additional fee; Kilt Chains (nickel, antique brass, gunmetal) $35 Leather Double Cross Pocket Tops $35 Leather Straps $50, Conchos Set $25 - $160 Inside Pockets $25 Make pockets removable $25 additions aprons $40 - $100

Ask how to customize this kilt

How to measure

Waist - Our kilts are made to fit like a pair of cargo shorts. They will adjust approximately 5-7 inches from the waist measurement you provide. You want to measure with a measuring tape around where you normally have pants hang along your hip, and either over your belly or under it, which ever you prefer. Be sure to measure against your skin and not over clothing. If you measure over clothing it will make the kilt too loose and the measurements will be inaccurate. With the proper measurements you will only have to adjust the apron when you first try it on, and only minimal adjustments after that if you gain or lose weight. The great thing about this design is that you can adjust your kilt and it will never look different in appearance. The kilt will always look centered, level and well-fit. Hip - Measuring around the hip area will help keep the kilt from being too snug around your hips, rear, and the Jewels. Length - This measurement is commonly done for utility kilts by kneeling. You want to take the measurement from the side of your hip. Measure from where the top of your jeans would be to the floor. This typically makes the kilt length to about mid knee. If you are interested in the accessories too, please view our shop for these items. Be sure to visit us on Facebook!

Additional Photos

Interchangeable Kilt Inside Pockets

Interchangeable Kilt Reversible Front

Boot Covers

Metal Options

Concho Options

Color Options

Measuring Blog

Accessories & Upgrades

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Black & Red Canvas Utility Kilt & Boot Covers Combo

Black Red Canvas Kilt & Boot Covers Combo

You can choose your kilt and matching boot coves handmade by Kilt This. This sale includes a kilt and boot covers; you choose the colors. You can choose the type of metals and the color of the fabric. The kilt and boot covers are made from the same materials.

Canvas Boot Covers

These are our custom boot covers made from canvas and leather. Custom fit to your boot size. These come in all the same colors of canvas that we use for our kilts.  This design is highlighted with black leather. The boot covers fit over any shoe or boot with a strap under the arch to secure your fit. Each kilt has 24 eyelets for laces. Each set is adjustable by laces.

*Boot covers do not include actual boots.

You can request your own family tartan in this design. We purchase our tartans from Lochcarron of Scotland. Some additional charges for the fabric upgrade to wool and shipping will apply. Contact us if you have any questions.

Snap Kilt Interchangeable

This snap steampunk modern utility kilt is the base starting kilt for what is the new standard in utility kilts; interchangeable front aprons and pockets. This design was created by Kilt This! Each kilt is handmade by the actual designers. Start with this kilt and add front aprons to change the look instead of having to purchase several kilts. Our kilts are made to be heavy duty and worn daily. Here is pictured a 10oz (100 % Cotton) durable canvas fabric. The pleats are sewn on both the inside and the outside to help keep the kilts form. Each kilt comes with two large cargo pockets with 3 compartments in each. The design allows for you to easily fold up your kilt and slide it into a laptop bag or a backpack for travel. These are ideal for hiking, camping, and outdoor events.

• Each kilt is adjustable by 4-5 inches • Every kilt comes with key latches and D-rings • 3 inch belt loops • The apron and back stay centered when changing size adjustments • The apron acts as a sporran while the rest of the kilt is free • Kilts come with large 2 cargo pockets 3 compartments • You can purchase multiple aprons for the same kilt • Machine washable, lay flat to dry, fold storage • Contact us if you have questions • Thank you for visiting and Google us or join us on Facebook!

Upgrade now or later for an additional fee; Kilt Chains (nickel, antique brass, gunmetal) $35 Leather Double Cross Pocket Tops $35 Leather Straps $50, Conchos Set $25 - $160 Inside Pockets $25 Make pockets removable $25 additions aprons $40 - $100

How to measure

Waist - Our kilts are made to fit like a pair of cargo shorts. They will adjust approximately 5-7 inches from the waist measurement you provide. You want to measure with a measuring tape around where you normally have pants hang along your hip, and either over your belly or under it, which ever you prefer. Be sure to measure against your skin and not over clothing. If you measure over clothing it will make the kilt too loose and the measurements will be inaccurate. With the proper measurements you will only have to adjust the apron when you first try it on, and only minimal adjustments after that if you gain or lose weight. The great thing about this design is that you can adjust your kilt and it will never look different in appearance. The kilt will always look centered, level and well-fit. Hip - Measuring around the hip area will help keep the kilt from being too snug around your hips, rear, and the Jewels. Length - This measurement is commonly done for utility kilts by kneeling. You want to take the measurement from the side of your hip. Measure from where the top of your jeans would be to the floor. This typically makes the kilt length to about mid knee.

Ask how to customize this kilt

Additional Photos

Snap Kilt

Boot Covers

Interchangeable Kilt & Reversible Front

Metal Options

Concho Options

Color Options

Measuring Blog

Accessories & Upgrades